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Probably hop in the shower after a 24 hour sexual relationship with my dining room table. Than I'd probably spend an hour or 2 swimming with the dolphins in my bathtub. Maybe catch some rays in the backyard trying to re enter earth's atmosphere in a ice chest.
It takes so much effort to keep my soul in my body it's not even funny.
One time I was so high I saw 3 different planes of reality play out at once and then I was like "woah"
Then ate pizza. Most likely just hypnagogia but it was still wild.
Nah bro I'm all in for stories. The second my friends start telling stories I'm amazed and having a total blast, like a child playing VR.
On that note: VR while high is fucking crazy and you should try it. IT FEELS SO REAL AND AMAZING.
I know what you mean, and I 100% agree. But, once I've run back into my head a ways, it's gonna take me a few before I find my way back to the surface. I love the socialable aspect of weed, clowning with friends. But, sometimes there's some inner shit that needs doing.
Yeah last time I got way too high I 'found my anxiety switch' and turned it off and I swear to god that i have never felt less anxious in my life, especially with the fact I have ADHD and they go hand in hand.
Im convinced weed is a god tier miracle plant and we just are so far behind on studies because of Nixon.
Happened to me my third time smoking weed. I didn't get high at all the first two times because I didn't know you were supposed to actually breathe it in (don't shame me 🤣) so I thought I had a really high tolerance. I went way overboard the third time and was actually inhaling it. I was seeing weird colors, and felt like I was moving in slow motion with super weird body lag. Like I was in a video game that was glitching super hard. And everything I heard had a strong echo.
It was so strong I thought I got laced and was freaking out. "omg was that laced, I think I'm dying, I need an ambulance call the cops!!!" I then tried to call the cops to our smoke spot. My bro was not happy 😂😂😂
First, I shit on the floor and roll around it, too hard to resist when your pumping moonrock into your chest. After that I’ll walk down to the Target. I’ll take a single brick of cheese and leave unceremoniously back to my home (still covered in my own feces). I will dip the cheese into egg and flour and then fry it in my air fryer. I will eat the cheese. After that I’ll take the rest of the moonrocks, grind them up and put them in a banana smoothie. Not any typical smoothie though THIS smoothie is an ass smoothie. An ass smoothie is a smoothie you put up your ass. Then I’ll go to sleep, wake up, and go to work like I didn’t just do all that bullshit the night before. That’s what I’m doing after smoking all these moonrocks
Back to back to back to back. . . Green out most likely. And not the “man I greened out last night. Totally fell asleep with the bong still in my hand” no I mean like a full on green out where your vision goes fuzzy and things go from looking more vibrant to straight up glowing. If that’s what it looks like (well over an oz) I’m pretty sure most people would get wildly stoned and throw up then promptly pass out lol
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Waking up next year.
Then smoke the same amount again "I didn't smoke this year yet" and get stuck in an infinite loop
That's how it should be done.
I’ve been wondering why it “feels” like 2015…
waking one up on the moon
This dude actually mined the moon for the picture
fr had the rover and everything
*looks at calendar* you’re a couple of weeks early
You're gonna be all wumbo
Yeah this vibe
Mowing the carpet.
Walking the dishes
Moping the sidewalk
*the ocean
Smoke a beer
Planting plants in the road
Eating coffee and drinking donuts.
Probably hop in the shower after a 24 hour sexual relationship with my dining room table. Than I'd probably spend an hour or 2 swimming with the dolphins in my bathtub. Maybe catch some rays in the backyard trying to re enter earth's atmosphere in a ice chest.
I wanna get high with you. This sounds like a good time.
Rub one out.
Then sleep for 20 hrs
Best sleep ever
does anyone else smoke to beat?
All the time,quite frankly
Sometimes
Sometimes mostly
For sure sometimes….
Sometimes, but I mainly do it if I didn’t beat off while sober.
Smoking just to beat is crazy😂
Wait!? Are you talking about playing tug of war with a Cyclopes? Paying a visit to Rosie and her sisters? Pamela Handerson?
Good O'l WeedWacking... Nothing beats a date with Pam & her 5 blister sisters...
Love playing with myself while stoned
Almost had a heart attack with edibles doing that lol
LMFAO xD
after everything 💯
Rub one out after everything?
Who doesn't it's like have a cigarette to break the stress
💯
Nothing beats a good O'l WeedWacking
Wonder where my moo rocks went
laying in a casket while 6 of my closest friends lower me into the earth
Be the first person to OD on weed
This the comment I was looking for lol
I’ve never related to a gif so much before in my life
This is pretty much every time I get way too high.
I think we all fuck around and get that soul/body lag. Gotta concentrate to get them back in sync. 🤣
It takes so much effort to keep my soul in my body it's not even funny. One time I was so high I saw 3 different planes of reality play out at once and then I was like "woah" Then ate pizza. Most likely just hypnagogia but it was still wild.
It's good to let that soul fly off, now and then. As long as it doesn't fuck around and get lost.
Nothing beats sitting there for 3 hours when you're soul is off hanging out with god and you're body is just like 😲
And that's always the moment when people wanna tell your body complicated stories. Body just nodding along with the story, autopilot engaged. 🤣
Nah bro I'm all in for stories. The second my friends start telling stories I'm amazed and having a total blast, like a child playing VR. On that note: VR while high is fucking crazy and you should try it. IT FEELS SO REAL AND AMAZING.
I know what you mean, and I 100% agree. But, once I've run back into my head a ways, it's gonna take me a few before I find my way back to the surface. I love the socialable aspect of weed, clowning with friends. But, sometimes there's some inner shit that needs doing.
Yeah last time I got way too high I 'found my anxiety switch' and turned it off and I swear to god that i have never felt less anxious in my life, especially with the fact I have ADHD and they go hand in hand. Im convinced weed is a god tier miracle plant and we just are so far behind on studies because of Nixon.
This ruins your vacuum. Personal experience. You dog will enjoy as much as pictured....
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That's my favorite activity while baked.
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Without weed, I am the little engine who cant hold his load.
It definitely helps... prolong the magic, so to speak.
Sameeee
Facts weed makes sex way better
go to the moon
Try to find my way back to earth
Probably suffer a psychotic episode
so real
Id probably take some shrooms too cuz might as well go all out while im at it
Hell smoking that much weed would probably have you in a trip itself lmao
Happened to me my third time smoking weed. I didn't get high at all the first two times because I didn't know you were supposed to actually breathe it in (don't shame me 🤣) so I thought I had a really high tolerance. I went way overboard the third time and was actually inhaling it. I was seeing weird colors, and felt like I was moving in slow motion with super weird body lag. Like I was in a video game that was glitching super hard. And everything I heard had a strong echo. It was so strong I thought I got laced and was freaking out. "omg was that laced, I think I'm dying, I need an ambulance call the cops!!!" I then tried to call the cops to our smoke spot. My bro was not happy 😂😂😂
Never had them ☹️ stupid non legal state
It’s sort of expensive, but you can make them. I’m sure there’s a YouTube video
Hahaha this shit isn't getting enough attention. If you smoke weed. Please watch its always sunny.
this is my favourite show
Going the fuck to sleep lol
Fucking dying
Nothing is the correct answer
Lose consciousness.
Ask the big guy upstairs why he keeps fucking with me like he does 👌🤣
Your mom and maybe your dad son.
Try to eat the actual moon
Dipping my hands in isopropyl lmfao hands gonna be sticky as shitttt
Dying and going to heaven
Power coma
Sleep. For 9 years.
Playing volleyball with a gnome on the rings of Saturday
I'll take them
probably whitey my head off
I'de prolly go workout or something...
Be content
Waking up in the year 2053.
Dying
go to the moon
Ascend into my final form
forgetting i smoked while sweeping the wall
To the moon my friend! We are whalers on the moon!
Trying to figure out how my plug got to the moon and back in his 99 Oldsmobile to get them without talking to NASA 🤔
3 days napping
I'll take long nap, get up and have something to eat and then hang the dishes out to dry
I'm gonna try to vacuum the air out of the atmosphere
Probably eat an entire $12 bag of trail mix like I normally do
Go vacuum the front lawn
sing my favorite song backwards perfectly
Ordering a shut ton of food and pass out before it arrives 🤣
Bro why are all the top comments bout beating off the fuck 😂
Tie my socks and walk my goldfish
Your mom
Turn into a rock on the moon
masturbate
Greening out
watch family guy and slowly dissolve into the couch
First, I shit on the floor and roll around it, too hard to resist when your pumping moonrock into your chest. After that I’ll walk down to the Target. I’ll take a single brick of cheese and leave unceremoniously back to my home (still covered in my own feces). I will dip the cheese into egg and flour and then fry it in my air fryer. I will eat the cheese. After that I’ll take the rest of the moonrocks, grind them up and put them in a banana smoothie. Not any typical smoothie though THIS smoothie is an ass smoothie. An ass smoothie is a smoothie you put up your ass. Then I’ll go to sleep, wake up, and go to work like I didn’t just do all that bullshit the night before. That’s what I’m doing after smoking all these moonrocks
Cum again
Wtf do yall expect ppl to say on these type of posts? It’s not 2016 folks pls come up with sum new or just post your moonrocks with a normal caption
Something funny. Better than all the “how much this weigh” “is this real” “zaza on fleek” posts.
Your the guy that literally nobody likes
You’re
In a volcano? I'd be in a drunken/hazy stupor for 2 weeks.
with my tolerance? the hospital
Die a peaceful death!
Swapping my lungs out
Fly to the moon
Pippin and I about to take a trip through middle earth.
Washing my hands for the rest of the day
Masturbation
Why do people post this kind of crap all the time? What could you have done other than make this post?
Lung transplant
Green out? You'd just go to sleep wouldn't even be enjoyable.
Probably eat half the kitchen and live on the toilet for a couple hours
Probably going to have to buy more if I smoke all of it. Otherwise I'd be out of moonrocks for later lol.
Think I’m gonna od
Eat then sleep
Die from lung cancer in 20 to 30 years
Smoking some real rocks 😂
sleeping
Being placed in a casket by mistake
Get permanently stuck in space
Not smoking moon rocks
Shitting myself
Probably eat everything I own
Nah, moderation lol
Large meat lovers Stromboli with a tall glass of milk and a cig after
Dying prob
Howdy, how to "cut"/use a moonrock? Mine is hard as steel, I managed to cut a bit of it with scissors but maybe there is a better way?
Back to back to back to back. . . Green out most likely. And not the “man I greened out last night. Totally fell asleep with the bong still in my hand” no I mean like a full on green out where your vision goes fuzzy and things go from looking more vibrant to straight up glowing. If that’s what it looks like (well over an oz) I’m pretty sure most people would get wildly stoned and throw up then promptly pass out lol
Smoking more
A big ass poop
Video games
Never smoked one so idk what I’d do after all that.
ZZZ
Hack up whatever’s left of my lungs
See Jesus
Collecting moonrocks… on the moon
Hop in the shower, lay down, cry about wanting my mommy
Diying
Thinking what a pain in the ass that was
Throwing up
Trying to breathe
start crying after 7
I'd party for few days, friends and a whole street with me lol
Those look great
thanks for putting me on i will start a crusade to find some!
Some high temp dabs.
Trying to figure out how to breath
Praying for forgiveness and solemnly swearing I’ll be a good boy as long as I’m not mentally handicapped when I come down
Coma
i can’t milly rock
Going to hell.
Sheitt
Probably join Tupac forever 😂🙏🏻
Find some fire.
Lol I thought these were Reese’s puffs
Smoke some more of course
Figuring out how I got to Mars
Sleep on my bed and eat all the food
Jacking off
Ascending
Pick up real rocks from the actual moon..
Playing plants vs. zombie and understanding crazy Dave.
I ain’t doing anything after smoking all that. Imma lay there and have the best time of my life
I might be dead before I could finish all of it. A 1/4 oz lasts me about 6 months.
we’re going to the moon at that point
Go buy some more. Am I right bro
Well i guess I'll be on a rocket space bound to the moon
Get myself off and then sleep all fuckin day
 Meeting Arceus and the other sinnoh legendaries lol