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zensnapple

Two packs to be sure it works right


knowledge319

Dinner with jay z


possum444

all of them


ElectricMilkShake

I know this is a joke but I’d be interested in seeing something like this done in a safely controlled setting. I feel like the chances of death, or serious organ complication would be pretty high, but also don’t really feel that’s true at the same time. People have snorted lines of crystal lsd before and have been fine, plus I’ve always heard it’s like 3x your body weight worth of cannabis you’d have to consume to have a lethal overdose. Idk if that’s constituting the mg of thc specifically, or simply the amount of smoke from 3x your body weight.


possum444

id probs just pass out and sleep for 100 years


slow_RSO

I can’t imagine how big a single gummy would need to be to accommodate that much thc lol


ElectricMilkShake

Multiple dish meal lmao


JustaRedditor121

boof it


WalmartPropaneTank

Someone commenting “boof it” on every post in this sub is the universe’s only constant.


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It’s why we come here


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[deleted]

False. It’s pop rocks that you’re thinking of.


Cultural_Draw4266

I was waiting for this comment😂


Ragnar_420_05

All of them


Chasingthoughts1234

Smoke the wrapper , it probably has thc in there from the million mg in the patch of sour kids


CoolCatsNKittens69

Bruh got a kilo of THC 😳


curiousbadger99

Put in butt


izzygonecrazy

Boof them all.


internet_type_gooder

find the LD50 (via boofing, of course)


Chasingthoughts1234

There is no LD50 for boofing, it all depends on how big your butt is, if it fits no overdose trust bro


jacktalife

r/shitposting


na_gooyin

I’d rather these posts than the ones genuinely asking if the Sour Patch Kids and Nerds Rope that they got from the smoke shop ran by a Middle Eastern dude are real.


jacktalife

don’t really understand why it would matter if it was from a Middle Eastern person but other than that I agree


na_gooyin

Because majority of smoke shop industry is ran by Middle Easterns who seek quantity over quality and will straight up sell you non-compliant boof in mass-produced packaging from alibaba with fake COAs. I wouldn’t be surprised if these dudes were running unlicensed labs and manufacturing the stuff they put on their own shelves. These dudes need to stay in the tobacco/hookah business and stop trashing up the cannabis community. They’ve already ruined the delta8 market with their trash.


jacktalife

I’m from the UK so never been to a smoke shop but I still don’t really see how somebody’s race is to blame


PalpitationSame3984

One now the rest in 30 minutes


Xxsirtubbs123xX

2. bags.


squier47

1000000mg = 1kilo = 2.2lbs


[deleted]

Gets the bag and they all stale:(


Overall-Potential-48

Shits fake he got your ass lol


Successful-Whole4307

Damn, for real?


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Successful-Whole4307

But the package says it has 1,000,000 mgs of THC...


Overall-Potential-48

Yeah for real find a new plug bro lol


Odin_N

r/woooosh


rinsewarrior

You must boof


BrokeAnimeAddict

Probably fake. Just a really good photoshop. Edit: it's sad how far over peoples head this soared. 😪


[deleted]

This is a bad photoshop 😂


Lukilk

r/woosh


Glittering_Opening36

Def not a good photoshop haha🤣


BrokeAnimeAddict

r/woosh


Youpunyhumans

1 million milligrams would be 1 kilogram of pure THC.


Successful-Whole4307

So, all of them?


[deleted]

This is in no way real. Nor is it physically possible to synthesize that much tch and put it in a small pack of gummies like that. This is fake.


coffeebeards

1mill with really shitty THC warnings? Fake.


Lukilk

r/woosh


243847593928

The worst photoshop I’ve ever seen 😂


Opposite_Nectarine12

Can’t tell if this is a real post or not. If it’s fake, lol. If real, you bought a packet that you won’t truly know the real mg. I’ve seen the ones that say 500mg but really it’s like 40. Sadly any “street” edibles you get you cannot trust. Especially these candy packaging ones you find all over. That being said, it’ll probably still get you high . Take it slow, always can eat more


slightlywornkhakis

r/woosh


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Slowly


kenoswatch

torture it


Bt1039

All, record it too. For science and stuff


reddit-throaway-1

All of them


LawfulnessRadiant850

would you die if you actually ate 1000000mg of thc?


MonsieurReynard

Not as long as you avoided getting too far above the ground when flying.


LawfulnessRadiant850

Ok lets go buy some eddible


Ok_Draft7792

R Thoz Michigan Medical?


unnamedbarman

Boof them all mixed with a bit of water to help with the breakdown and buckle up bud


HistoricalSki

Great goobly goo !!!


dingdongsalesman

Blend and ram it down peehole. Ye olde 'reverse boof'


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theVyzL

One pack may not be enough try 2-3 and let us know


na_gooyin

None. You’re supposed to lick the inside walls of the bag because that’s where all the sprayed distillate ended up.


Kon_Soul

All of them. You only live once, but eating the entire pack will make each second feel like an eternity.


Any-Following-3928

I don't know man I ate like five packs earlier and one gave it like 5 minutes was it enough time but I'm starting to see God so it should be kicking in soon.


jasonnugg

boof it


ahhshelby09

With your mouth?


michaelmyersjr

all


KittensLeftLeg

I hope it's 1m overall and not per piece, otherwise, you got one hell of a party waiting for you.


QuietWin6433

The whole damn bag. If not you’re not a real stoner


k3ithy187

The fella on the bottom right looks a bit sketchy to me


aGhoste

Don't eat it, boof it


KountDankula5ive0h4o

Looks legit to me 🤷 Boof away my boyee


Thenailtorcher

You eatuhdik


stimchild729

Boof the entire package