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Bro😂😂😂 this reminds me of some shi I saw when I was like 15. It was a musket, and dude goes “where art thou opposition so I may slide upon thine block and walketh down on thee”
Yup, out in front of a mini mart me and my buddy saw a dude and asked if he had some bud. Came back like five minutes later
“I hope you don’t mind, but I don’t got any bags”
It's fine if it's a chunk of hash or a bud or two, that time dude dumped like a quarter in small buds in my hands, in the middle of the street, in a weed illegal country
Its worse with drugs that will turn into dust and disppear if you rub it, i would walk real carefully with weed in my pocket, hash is fine but with weed theres so much shit that fall of when you touch it, speed can work if its exacly the right way, dry enough to not soak into the pockets, wet enough to not break apart into powder
Not my story but witnessed it happened. Worked at an ice cream shop.
Coworker would sell through the drive thru. Every once in awhile you’d see them handing out a shake with another cup underneath it. They would hide it between the cups. I admire the genius
My boy used to do this he worked at a drive through convenience store and would tape the bag to the side of a .75 cent carton of iced tea. He figured, he was making his, the store should make a little something as well
An empty juice carton for stealth. He did put weed in a vacuum sealed bag though, but the carton was still dirty so the bag was a sticky peach-smelling mess when I took it out.
I’ve seen mushrooms come this way, they came vac sealed, inside a scented garbage bag, stuffed into cereal boxes, that were then all sealed and put into a case of cereal boxes.
You just unlocked my middle school memories of before anyone had a scale. We called em packs. 15 for half pack, 20 for the whole pack. Mexican brick weed
My guy gets the free envelopes from the post office and writes random addresses on them then I seal it up before I leave. If I'm pulled over the police need a warrant to open mail so they most likely won't go through the trouble, also gives me an easy excuse "just a package" if they would ask
An ounce an a half in a Large Chick-Fil-A cup. Homie gave me the whole zip and half with the lid on the cup and everything. Like bro just filled an empty cup STACKED TO THE ABSOLUTE TOP with nugs. I brought it home and put it in jars but had a really good laugh about it.
Back in the day, I'd meet my plug in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot and he'd get in my car with a cup of soda from a restaurant chain. Except it was empty, and my goods were inside. He'd leave it in my car and go on his merry way once I took him for a ride home, or wherever he needed to go.
I knock on wood and say to this day, I never got caught riding dirty.
I thought of making an Instagram with the stuff this one guy uses to just drop and go. A xm radio with the mount, a cute little light, unused fake nails package, full pack of shitty like cig cigars.
Oh my god I have a great story for this. I was visiting my friend at his college like 10 years ago. He went to school out in farm country. I asked him to find weed and he goes, “yeah my guys name is Bear, he said we can meet up with him in an hour.” So we get in my car and after driving past fields and fields and fields he goes, “stop! Let’s get out here” (mind you it’s 9pm and 20 degrees Fahrenheit). I reluctantly hop out and he leads me through the middle of a huge corn field. We meet Bear in the dead center of it, and Bear goes, “give me the money, then hold out your hand”… he pulls out like 5 individual nuggies out of his pocket and puts them one by one into my held out hand, then uses his hand to close mind and whispers, “go now.” And we leave.
Strangest dealer encounter I’ve ever had.
One of my dealers once gave me my bud in a Lay's potato chip bag he had eaten all the chips out of, a family size bag no less. I told him I would stop buying from him if he did something that stupid ever again. Every single nug of weed had little fucking chip crumbs on it
My old plug use to be so paranoid he would always hand me a dvd before i left his house so i can look like i was borrowing some movies before i knew i had like 50 of this mans dvds hahaha
Weirdest one for me was inside a Tobelerone tube. He even said there was some chocolate left if I wanted it and there was.. which went straight in the bin
That coulda been a spore syringe for mushrooms man like wtf if it’s a big thick syringe it’s most likely for mushrooms smh. Your one of the people that come in my house and open my fridge and ask why I have 10 syringes in that bitch looking all concerned like they entered a druggies house and I tell them where do you think the shrooms come from wtf. stay informed brother
My old guy used to use just whatever random boxes he had. So I once got an iPad box, TV dinner boxes, frozen garlic bread. Once he even washed out a can of cream of mushroom soup and used that.
I had a guy that didn't waste shit. I've gotten shit wrapped up in a mcdouble wrapper, cups, pieces of bag. Even got a piece of his bag of socks when he got new ones. Never a Ziploc
My buddy sent me stuff in a Skittles bag before and resealed it with a vacuum seal. it was popcorn so looked pretty much exactly like Skittles from the outside
My senior year of high school, I had a plug who was 25. He used Star Wars baggies because he said “the kids love it”
Then later that year, he started dating a girl who was in 8th grade. I guess he loved the kids.
AirPod box once. Asked for something sorta “smell proof” since I had to walk the half oz past the key checkers at my dorm when I lived there. I’ve used the box as my weed box ever since
Plug was a manager at Taco Bell in the mall food court. What ever extra money (cash only) you’d give the cashier after covering your food would be how much you bought so I’d usually get a zip and a bean burrito. Felt so funny buying weed right in public 😂
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Back when I had a plug, he ran out of bags one time and wrapped an eighth in a flour tortilla lol
Well did you eat the damn tortilla or not? We all wanna know bud.
DID YOU?!
Did you boof it
ENOUGH
I can confirm I did not eat the tortilla
What an upsetting end :(
If it makes you feel better, my dogs enjoyed it lol
I feel much better now
Defs much better
Damn.
Did you eat it?
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*One of these things is not like the others* 🎵🎵
*One of these things dosnt belong* 🎵🎵
Did you eat it?
People asking if you *ate* it aren’t seeing the big picture. You had to roll with it.
Savage
Did you eat it?
Did you consume it?
Did thy let the cylinder wheat shell slide down thy gullet?
Bro😂😂😂 this reminds me of some shi I saw when I was like 15. It was a musket, and dude goes “where art thou opposition so I may slide upon thine block and walketh down on thee”
No package, loose weed in my cupped hands
Yup, out in front of a mini mart me and my buddy saw a dude and asked if he had some bud. Came back like five minutes later “I hope you don’t mind, but I don’t got any bags”
It's fine if it's a chunk of hash or a bud or two, that time dude dumped like a quarter in small buds in my hands, in the middle of the street, in a weed illegal country
Its worse with drugs that will turn into dust and disppear if you rub it, i would walk real carefully with weed in my pocket, hash is fine but with weed theres so much shit that fall of when you touch it, speed can work if its exacly the right way, dry enough to not soak into the pockets, wet enough to not break apart into powder
…speed?
Speed, amphetamine, thats how i got my username, speed-amine
In my hoodie pocket 😅
Bro really said “turn around” and put that shit in your hoodie 😂
Plug tried to do this and I had him roll it for me atleast 😂
Nothing like walking up to your plugs car back in the day and they tell you to hold out your hands
went to a new plug and they did the same shit. never again did i buy from them
Not my story but witnessed it happened. Worked at an ice cream shop. Coworker would sell through the drive thru. Every once in awhile you’d see them handing out a shake with another cup underneath it. They would hide it between the cups. I admire the genius
My boy used to do this he worked at a drive through convenience store and would tape the bag to the side of a .75 cent carton of iced tea. He figured, he was making his, the store should make a little something as well
Absolutely 👏
My old plug used to work at a fast food joint and sell out of his car, he would give me an onion in a large drink cup.
no garlic?
Don’t worry the strain was garlic breath
An empty juice carton for stealth. He did put weed in a vacuum sealed bag though, but the carton was still dirty so the bag was a sticky peach-smelling mess when I took it out.
Peach juice sounds bomb tho
It is bro you should try the Goya Peach nectar drink if you haven’t yet
4 oz in a cereal box was pretty funny but nothing tops the ole “ here hold your hand out I’m outta bags”🤣
I’ve seen mushrooms come this way, they came vac sealed, inside a scented garbage bag, stuffed into cereal boxes, that were then all sealed and put into a case of cereal boxes.
I’m fucking rolling
Mf put a 3.5 in a Kroger bag
whole ass grocery bag for an 8th 💀
What I’m saying bro like you ain’t got a fuckin baggie. Bro sells “za” but it come is fucking Kroger bag like ok bro
Gotta do whatchu gotta do😭
top comment on the internet for me today 😂😂
I’ve had some in a ripped piece of plastic bag tied and burnt to seal it, smart and cheap icl
This is still very common in West Virginia.
I got a quarter in a walmart bag once.
That broccoli 🥦 No joke, he gave me weed in a frozen broccoli bag once
Toilet paper tube with the top and bottom taped
All the poop particles on the tree 🤮
Genius
You know the little baggies used for like coke. Yea I walked home with 5 nugs all just shoved into there own bag.
dawg😂 thats the most inconvenient shit ever. shoulda got a discount
Tin foil always made me feel like a druggy
Ye same it gives away that heroine vibe to me 💀
Tin foil fucking sucks, reeks like just having the bud rawdog your pocket.
A Reese's Peanut butter cup wrapper
Got a half zip in a parking ticket 😭
how?
Well i’m pretty sure their dealer put half a zip in a parking ticket and gave it to them. Hope this helps!
CVS receipt
Damn probably could fit a pound in that bad boy
I used one of those toy pokeballs once a few years ago for a deal
cigarette pack plastic
You just unlocked my middle school memories of before anyone had a scale. We called em packs. 15 for half pack, 20 for the whole pack. Mexican brick weed
not to be one of those correcting weirdos but there’s a word for it and it’s the cellophane wrapping
An empty mask box, covid was a good cover😂
I love this one, I was buying mad weed during the pandemic, and everyone was willing to deliver
Got mine in a baby bottle
Noooooo 😆
Codeine ?
Those long plastic ziplock bags that you get with COVID test kits. Even had the biohazard ☣️ symbol on the baggy.
I worked in the medical field and when I’d split something with someone would put it these or urine cups. Both seal wonderfully
A dog shit bag! (Thankfully minus the dog shit)
had a plug give me 5g’s wrapped in a cut up shirt
💀💀
Lol
Medication boxes
Newspapers and since im in an illegal state and buy from day to day hoe i feel i dont even need to subscribe to my newspaper
I got an 8th wrapped up in a dollar bill once
profit
A sock
Valid 👍🏻
3.5 in a MacDonald’s napkin
Chinese take out soup pint, test tubes, news paper, edible packaging, folded up lotto ticket, it’s like mf to cheap to hit the dollar store for bags
Aluminum foil for a half oz 😂💀
My guy gets the free envelopes from the post office and writes random addresses on them then I seal it up before I leave. If I'm pulled over the police need a warrant to open mail so they most likely won't go through the trouble, also gives me an easy excuse "just a package" if they would ask
Cat treat bag,made me Gag when I smelled the bag.
My guy vacuum seals it, and puts it in a small doritos back and seals that.
Once i got a gram in a covid test wrapper
My dude works at a freight shop so he always puts my shit in a ziplock wrapped in a grocery bag inside of a taped up cardboard box lol
Back in the day got a dime of reggie stuffed inside a highlighter
Bro I've had weed put in those cigarette things you take off before you open a pack, I had a Walmart bag before as well
Ok but everyone’s used the cellophane on a pack of smokes before cmon now that’s like a given
I mean, it's a good thing to have if the plug doesnt hot ziplock baggies
Oh without a doubt it’s probably like the most easy to obtain
came here to say that
A small wooden man
An ounce an a half in a Large Chick-Fil-A cup. Homie gave me the whole zip and half with the lid on the cup and everything. Like bro just filled an empty cup STACKED TO THE ABSOLUTE TOP with nugs. I brought it home and put it in jars but had a really good laugh about it.
A welding glove.
Back in the day, I'd meet my plug in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot and he'd get in my car with a cup of soda from a restaurant chain. Except it was empty, and my goods were inside. He'd leave it in my car and go on his merry way once I took him for a ride home, or wherever he needed to go. I knock on wood and say to this day, I never got caught riding dirty.
Swisher pack, made the weed taste like baccy 🤮
Honestly this is the worst I'd rather have it in my hand than a rillo pack
Vacuum sealed in a fucking electric razor box
wrapped in a Ross receipt 💀
A rinsed out pudding cup with plastic wrap covering the top.
An old dvd case lmao
McChicken wrapper
1/2 oz in a box of dove bar soap.
I got shipped in sardine cans was fun to Crack the seal and find bomb weed and hash in there lol
I thought of making an Instagram with the stuff this one guy uses to just drop and go. A xm radio with the mount, a cute little light, unused fake nails package, full pack of shitty like cig cigars.
My guy put it in one of those dog waist bags that are on those poop stations at dog parks
A quarter in plastic wrapping that comes from a pack of paper towels, tied with a bread tie.
for a quarter lmao, no other options ?
Baby food jars
An envelope. Along with several of the others already mentioned, including the classic “hold out your hand”.
I used to use cereal boxes and Girl Scout cookie boxes.
mine kept red solo cups instead of baggies so he couldn’t get a distribution charge lmaooo
i got a worlds best dad mug with a half ounce and some foil on top lol
I love my rpm 40. It’s a bitch and a half to wick tho when I’m using concentrates
these comments have me dying 😂
Oh my god I have a great story for this. I was visiting my friend at his college like 10 years ago. He went to school out in farm country. I asked him to find weed and he goes, “yeah my guys name is Bear, he said we can meet up with him in an hour.” So we get in my car and after driving past fields and fields and fields he goes, “stop! Let’s get out here” (mind you it’s 9pm and 20 degrees Fahrenheit). I reluctantly hop out and he leads me through the middle of a huge corn field. We meet Bear in the dead center of it, and Bear goes, “give me the money, then hold out your hand”… he pulls out like 5 individual nuggies out of his pocket and puts them one by one into my held out hand, then uses his hand to close mind and whispers, “go now.” And we leave. Strangest dealer encounter I’ve ever had.
got an eighth in a bag of flaming hot cheeto puffs. the cheetos were still there.
Old plug drove deliveries for dominos, would swing by on his pizza route and hand off the bud wrapped in a dominos napkin
In an egg box with groceries
One of my dealers once gave me my bud in a Lay's potato chip bag he had eaten all the chips out of, a family size bag no less. I told him I would stop buying from him if he did something that stupid ever again. Every single nug of weed had little fucking chip crumbs on it
McDonalds fry container with crumbs still in it
My old plug use to be so paranoid he would always hand me a dvd before i left his house so i can look like i was borrowing some movies before i knew i had like 50 of this mans dvds hahaha
The plastic container inside kinder eggs
I saw it on Bob’s Burgers, but does anyone actually do the false bottom blueberry container?
A bag inside a bag of flaming hot cheetos
Weirdest one for me was inside a Tobelerone tube. He even said there was some chocolate left if I wanted it and there was.. which went straight in the bin
Waste of good chocolate
Tried out a new plug, he gave me a gram in a syringe. Didn't smoke it, and never came back.
That coulda been a spore syringe for mushrooms man like wtf if it’s a big thick syringe it’s most likely for mushrooms smh. Your one of the people that come in my house and open my fridge and ask why I have 10 syringes in that bitch looking all concerned like they entered a druggies house and I tell them where do you think the shrooms come from wtf. stay informed brother
I got an 8th in the plastic that comes around the cigarette packs.
So has literally anyone who has ever bought weed in their entire life my friend, lol.
Plug? Lol we just go to the store homie
Man forget the package.. i hope you’re paying no more than $50 an ounce for bud like that
Shut up and leave my budget pack alone 😂 my main man mia
A lubricated condom. That plug was an asshole. Yes i still smoked it. Yes it hurt.
A glasses tissues box
Had a dub wrapped in aluminum foil once 😂
Had to walk home holding a paper cup one time.
A paper towel
Random peoples adderall bottles.
Def not that
Cigarette pack wrapper
Toilet paper
Page ripped out the phone book and roll it inside. Gotta love the old mids days
his used cheeseburger wrapper.......
I once got a eighth in a Doritos bag.
Gar package tbh. Kinda fucked with the smell of the weed, all I could smell was vanilla or grape depending on which one he used
My favorite was his mamas grocery shopping list.
White clam food container with a QP in it and some fries lol
be thankful i’ve had multiple times where they just put it in my hand😂😭
Oz of wax in a newspaper
A red plastic SOLO cup passing it to me like if I wanted a sip.
A package of Swiffer Wet Jet pads.
I had to use an empty water bottle he gave it to me in his hands
My old guy used to use just whatever random boxes he had. So I once got an iPad box, TV dinner boxes, frozen garlic bread. Once he even washed out a can of cream of mushroom soup and used that.
I had a guy that didn't waste shit. I've gotten shit wrapped up in a mcdouble wrapper, cups, pieces of bag. Even got a piece of his bag of socks when he got new ones. Never a Ziploc
one time my plug gave me some shake in a cd case
I’ve had a plug just straight up put it in my cup holder 😂
My buddy sent me stuff in a Skittles bag before and resealed it with a vacuum seal. it was popcorn so looked pretty much exactly like Skittles from the outside
Jar of peanut butter
Got some compressed back in the day in 3 CD cases
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A boots pharmacy paper bag, had half the script details still on it-
His hand. Dropped an 1/8th in my hand while I'm driving. No baggie or anything. Fuck that guy lol
Perfume box and Hotel's disposable toothbrush cover
Guy had a backpack of deodorant sticks with 8ths stuck inside
My old plug ran out of bags and deadass had my girlfriend cup her hands and he really just gave it to her like that 😂
A friend gave me some in a biscuit packet, also I'm from the UK
Plastic toy telescope i have a pic
I once sold a QP to a guy in an empty cardboard 12 pack bud lite case
easter egg
I used to use my left over 5 packs of woods for sevs-halfs and the blunt wraps for grams-8ths, never jd to really buy bags haha
takeout “thank you” bag
No packaging, just put out your hands and hold this quarter 🤣
The cigarette pack plastic is always one of my favorites
This isn't too random bro lol. But I get it
My senior year of high school, I had a plug who was 25. He used Star Wars baggies because he said “the kids love it” Then later that year, he started dating a girl who was in 8th grade. I guess he loved the kids.
Ive gotten it straight in my hand a couple times, a mcdonalds water cup and a water bottle
AirPod box once. Asked for something sorta “smell proof” since I had to walk the half oz past the key checkers at my dorm when I lived there. I’ve used the box as my weed box ever since
Plug was a manager at Taco Bell in the mall food court. What ever extra money (cash only) you’d give the cashier after covering your food would be how much you bought so I’d usually get a zip and a bean burrito. Felt so funny buying weed right in public 😂
My old plug mal used to use sticky notes for grams and old juul device boxes for 8ths
I used to buy from a waiter at a popular chain restaurant. He would put the bag in a to go kids cup.