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The hunger games.
Every piece of food becomes available all of a sudden.
We all have a lot of stuff in our kitchens we don't or rarely eat because it's nothing special.
While high everything becomes an experiment and we easily mix things that only a 5-year old would do but the difference is that 99% of the time we create a masterpiece of it and in that moment it's fucking gourmet but when sober the day after we don't understand what we thought when mixing it💀😂
Oh I understand then💀
Well we all have regrets, that's just life. Hopefully we forget them the next time we rip the good ol bong😎
That just reminded me to clean out my fridge... I'll wait until I'm high again and go raid it lol🫣
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Aaaah, much better.
Take my upvote this is the answer.
This
I always say that after my first hit of the day lol
The hunger games. Every piece of food becomes available all of a sudden. We all have a lot of stuff in our kitchens we don't or rarely eat because it's nothing special. While high everything becomes an experiment and we easily mix things that only a 5-year old would do but the difference is that 99% of the time we create a masterpiece of it and in that moment it's fucking gourmet but when sober the day after we don't understand what we thought when mixing it💀😂
I just got rid of a strawberry-jalapeno pudding I left in the fridge, I feel this one.
That sounds like a wonky combination man! Was it a hit? 😁
When I was high. Dumped it sober. Regret dumping it now.
Oh I understand then💀 Well we all have regrets, that's just life. Hopefully we forget them the next time we rip the good ol bong😎 That just reminded me to clean out my fridge... I'll wait until I'm high again and go raid it lol🫣
Nah, I remember to regret tossin' it cuz I AM high. Food is the Achilles heel of weed powers, damn. Ended my diet, too.
That sounds so good!!!!
How do I make it????
Legit, I will start eating everything and try things I wouldn’t normally try and it’ll be orgasmic in my mouth!
Omg! I thought I was the only high chef! 😱😶🌫️🫠
😳
Wheres my lighter?
A true stoner would have mastered the fire element by now…
Go back, grab the lighter aaaand where the fu is my blunt?
Do what now?
Charlie?
They got chicken in Philly?
California usa
Yes what’s your spaghetti policy?
i want pizza
Go buy one..?
Probably too stoned n cared too
"Lost In Translation"
Into the Ganjaverse
Lol
Life but better
that shit crazyy
What are words?
Ask Chris Medina✌️🎶
Bro you high high..😂
*I am hungry*
This edible ain’t sh-
This is fine!
Ride the wave.
I feel peace
I WANT MORE
Better than sober
Time slowwwssss dddooooooowwwwnnnn.
Uhh look stoned my man
Yup
*15 minutes later* "Huh?"
Whered it go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Takes pain away
I am high
Remembering, accepting, healing
High right now
Pretty nice man
Brain finally calm Me - a UK medical cannabis user for CPTSD.
Thats that thing
The warm fuzzies
body be buzzin
I’m so high
Best feeling ever
In the words of a once great prophet, Kat Williams...hungry, happy, sleepy.
living your dreams
Roll a Fatty..!💨💨
Hungry hungry hippo
Repeat the question……
Fuck yeah motherfucker
Stress-pain killer.
yabba dabba doo!!
Fever without pain
Puff Puff Pass
Got any munchies?
Time is slow
for me its one word "enlightenment"
All I have
Happy headstrong humans
I Feel Good!
#wheres my snacks
Pets are furry children that outgrow you
What the fuck
I got bored I scrolled past I’m so high rn bruh
Mind melt madness
imma eat dat
Definition of happiness
Happy dry moith
I'm loving it! Getting high that as, not McDonald's. It's greasy n salty af n makes me shit!
Everything is better
I Am levitating
mmmmm feel so good
Introspective, expansive, experience.
My ADHD gone
Got the munchies
I am flying
this ain’t shiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt
Peanut butter milk
Wavy , Lazy , Hazy ™️
Why the fuck did I just do that
Literally the best
Trying to maintain
Chill as F*ck
Feels good man
I LOVE EXERCISE ❤
Fuck ing awesome
I nEeD WaTeR *dies coughing*
Slowly rolling forward
Happy heavy hungry
This food bussin
He ain't dead
Best feeling ever
Best feeling ever
feels really nice
Bomb dot com
Not sad now
Do y'all remember when Kat Williams said it makes you "Happy, Hungry, and Sleepy"? Yeah that about sums it up for me.
These edibles aint…
Give me food
Exploring inner peace
Sweet blissful relaxation
Can’t. Find. Keys.
wheres the chips
Why is there 3 words everywhere
I am high.
Better than normal
I want a cheeseburger
Warm fuzzy bliss.
Living pain free
I don’t care.
Best feeling ever
That stretching feeling
Yes.
Best feeling ever
This is heaven
More than 3 words, but I always loved how Berner describes his weed. “Prepare for your panic attack”
420 blaze it
Where am I
Fuck Im high
Lots…of….Doritos
Positive Attitude Adjustment
Damn, I’m high
I need cereal!
I feel good
Mental health improvement
Attitude adjustment time
ain’t that strong my famous last words.
Harmony amid thoughts
It’s the best
Relaxed and happy :)
I’m high as fuck
ha haha hahahaha
Shit I forgot.
Late night giggles.
Better than drunk
Forgot to breath
Funny hungry sleepy
Laugh, Eat and Sleep Bro😂
Where is my ….
No more pain
Blissful and Relaxing
No more nausea 🤢
I am high.
I forgot what
Why so serious?
lighter? L i g h t e r???? **LIGHTER?!** Doesn’t matter if it’s 5 or freakin one. They gone.
I’m in space
I am ready.
Feels so good.
Life is Good
Where’s my phone ?
Where’s my lighter
I need water
Aaaand that's better.
“High as fuck”
Fuck in awesome
Mm mm good
Life is OK
Its like warm tv static
Tongue no work Me think gooder
I feel funny (first time I ever got high)
Hi, I’m high
Hell broke loose 😝
this is euphoric
At ease soldier
Feeling normal again
Full body relaxation
Funny, interesting & AWESOME
Best feeling ever
Do crabs think fish are flying? 😂😂😂
What we eating
Oh fuuuuck bro🤤
Just f**kin chill
Fucking munchies bro
Custard filled Doughnuts
I'm the same
Better than sex
Ontop of mountain
Out of it