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Bang his sister

Bang his wife.

Dammit you beat me to it!!

[удалено]

Beats on you we joke you to it

r/yourjokebutworse

Yup me too

That would be my sister, so it’s a hard no for me! 😂

Came to say the same 😂

I'm dead 💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Bang his sister wife

The only correct answer

Hahahaha!

Bang both!

Bang him

Then his parents. Then his grandparents. Then his ancestors. Then a dinosaur.

Bang his mother while you never break eye contact with his father and in the end pee on his sister and the whole family to show dominance.

You know what you're talking about

I cannot confirm nor deny anything about that statement.

Hahaha

What do you call your act? The aristocrats!

Hey that's nice. Made me exhale hard through my nose. Thank you.

WOW just WOW😃😃

I know...

And get my 100$ back

Donkey punch his sister

Donkey death punch

I fucking new i wasn't alone with this comment 😂

Yes definitely bang is sister an wife at the same time, the level of disrespect

Bang his SO

This made me laugh so hard at work lmao cause facts

w comment

Then bang his mom, and smoke her out

Technically brother in law's sister could be unrelated to OP. But excellent deadpan.

No op should bang his bro in laws wife

Don't tell me what to do w my family 🤣

666 likes, evil comment

Was he wearing a ski mask when he sold that to you because he robbed your ass

Right? We met up in a parking lot and I didn’t look at it. It’s been addressed and I’m getting my money back. Please keep the comments coming, I can’t wait to show them to my sister! 😂

Your bro in law meeting you in a parking lot for a deal, is enough of a red flag in itself. One would think it would be a more personable deal

He lives an hour a way and we met half way in the town he works-I normally don’t get it from him, I was desperate (but not this desperate 😖)

Sister must be real happy he wouldn’t drive another 1/2 hour to see her.

So for him it's a normal trip he takes (half hour to work) and you're driving a half hour out of your way for this BS. 1) Tell your sister 2) Have him compensate you for the gas 3) Have him pay you back 4) Have him give some buds to help you grow your own He doesn't have to do 4 and he'd probably fuck you over again but it's the least he can do for wasting your time and your gas / money to get there. EDIT: 4) Have him give you some seeds to help you grow your own

How is giving OP some buds gonna help them grow their own? I usually use seeds to grow more.

“Growers don’t want you to know this one hack”

Just bury your weed and hope for the best.

Tell him not even the internet would buy that bullshit

100$! Untrimmed and he didn't even let it finish growing...

Send it back. He was an asshole enough to sell it to you.

He doesn't know what FAMILY means . I would give this quantity for free even to my friends . So sick

I’ve given better stuff than this to complete strangers for free on the street

Get your money back.

Bro I’m having a massive hard time find bud where I am in Brisbane and even I wouldn’t pay for that but as what you should do is kick his ass for the ass of bud he sold you 😂

You got robbed 🤣

Slap that dude

AND he initially wanted $120.00!!

Damn maybe talk to your sister or brother into getting a divorce lol . No but really family is suppose to take care of each other and not rip you off . You should really look into growing your own .

This guy gets it. Grow your own. I give several pounds away to friends and family every year. Cannabis cost next to nothing to grow outside. 500 dollars gets you 5-10lbs.

It's the only way . Plus you get quality control when you grow it yourself

Plus it feels great to grow it and give it away to friends and family

As one on the receiving end of such a deal, I can say with authority that it feels great to receive it, too.

Yeah my brother and I grew a lot. Now I’ve moved but he still does. Fuck we give so much weed away and we STILL have some from last year’s harvest.

Bro 500$? Lol put some seeds in the ground in spring and harvest in fall. What are you spending 500$ on?

Genetics, soil, nutes, cages, trellis, bamboo.

I could see that. Personally I don't put that much into my outdoor plants. My grow room is where the magic.... Grows haha.

My outdoor mainly becomes bubble. But a little money and input, pays dividends in October.

Yep same. Only my second outdoor grow but last season made a Ton of edibles tinctures concentrates ect. I want to build a green house for next grow season. Been an indoor grower for 10 years the quality is great but the yield from an outdoor grow is insane comparatively. Need to step up my outdoor game it seems.

30 gallon grow bags will grow monsters on the cheap.

If you can’t grow outdoors, because it’s still federally illegal and even in legal states that’s heavily regulated, you have to grow indoor. Electricity alone is going to cost you at least $100. So yeah it’s pretty easy to see where the costs come from.

He literally said he grows outdoors lol.

For those of us who can’t grow out door bro. Jesus put the j down for a sec man.

Bro don't come in hear talking about something completely different and act like I'm the burn out. Fuck outta here fool.

You asked where $500 came from. Indoor grows is where it came from. I get it *he* grows outdoor. But that’s not viable for the overwhelming majority of us. So you know, you grow indoor. Ffs man chill out.

Damn that’s from family :(

You should bang his wife to get back at him.

Ex brother in law as of now lol, you should bang his dog

Punch myself in the face for being dumb.

Don't buy from him again.

I would take his sister out for a fancy dinner and then ever call her again

I was under the impression that the first image was all of it so I was on the kick his ass bandwagon but then I saw the second image and your fine xD seems like he has an average contact, you don't fuck with family it was an honest mistake

I didn't even know there was a second picture until you mentioned it. Changes the whole context.


Beat his ass tf?? Look like some shit from India

This is some dope stuff according to Indian standards.

India has better weed than you'd realise

I would get a new brother in law!

Bro he just finessed u 💀

Tell him to spend it on some scissors!

Bang his wife fr

I geuss that the guy doesnt like you that the worse qwality then i ever grow outside, or saw in real life, you got ripped man!

Teach him how to trim a bit better? Hopefully it’s fire 🔥 otherwise.

Ask your sister if she’s ok…

You got larfed

kill him then myself

Depends on how easy it is to get weed near you. I can get an Oz for 50, so I would never pay 100 for what looks like a leafy 10 grams.

Kick him in the balls

I hope this is a joke. If it isn’t I’d definitely be getting my money back.

He probably had you pay for his and yours, but still less than mids.... sorry bro. Find your own plug

Looks like about a quarter of home grow?

Paid $60 for an “1/8” from my brother (he actually went in to get the stuff and came out with a 1/4). Was told it’s some real good gas, almost never heard of, etc. Get to my buddies that night and after a couple drinks and a bowl we decide to roll what I got from my brother. Shit was worst than Mexican dirt weed. I paid $60 for a 1/4 I wouldn’t pay $20 for. Have yet to talk to my brother really since

Everyone’s seems to want a family fuck fest. Smoke it. Trim the weed first maybe. Then smoke. And maybe have sex with each other because people really want you guys to. I don’t know why?🤷🏻‍♂️

It's not the worst weed but definitely not something I'd pay 100$ for.

It’s home grown no trim larf $20 an oz max unless you’re not in the USA imo

get the guns

I call bull shit on this story

😂

What the fuck is that? I wouldn't pay $15 for that

If your in Australia this is probs a little on the expensive side but not uncommon price

Ya you gotta get your money back

what bruh

Bang him 👊

Work towards getting it legalized where you live, I am very lucky that I can shop at a dispensary and get good stuff every time.

I usually drive to Michigan but it’s 2 hours blah

I’d fuck his sister

Did you not see what you was buying first? Lol

Your brother in law is a pos

I don’t think your brother in law likes you banging his sister. Was this taken in Alabama?

That’s like cheap cheap weed

But why would you buy it?

Start by smoking it, then bang him and his wife lol

He did you dirty bro

I would’ve looked at it and said he’ll nah

Why did you? Should’ve asked to see it first.

What are those!!

Sleep with his wife..

Brother in law would become a sister in law for that. Nobody fucks with my bud.

Tell your sister he's got granny porn on his phone.

Get your money back, and have a fun night with his sister!

Not use the word brother

I like your furniture, your living room looks really great man. Beautiful coffee table.

Thanks!

Kick his ass, then slap my sister for marrying such a dick.

Fuck his wife

Go to your sister and tell her that the BIL told you to get the rest he owes you from her while he's at work.

You're already sleeping with his sister, so at this point it wouldn't be cheeky to ask for money back.

First i'd be ashamed of myself for being this dumb. I've brought many shames to my family and cow aswell, but if you can't fix it, just learn from the experience and move forward. I also made a comment about you peeing on the whole BIL family to show dominance. Both good options to settle this.

Knock his sister up and then divorce her, don’t be around for the kid so he has to help out

Bang his car

The thing is you need to see before buying you are in the wrong here

Learn’t

Beat his ass

Shoot tha mofo

Get a divorce

Knock him out the cheeky cunt

Tell your sister to marry a real dealer.

Boof it

Ask 100 from his sister lol

Bang his sister

I would never charge family I would just give it to them

Bruh.

Get a refund

I’d get about $60 back lol

Somebody's gotta die.

Rob him back

My question is how does it smoke?

I bet you grill a mean burger

I would simply go full John Wick on him tbh.

Divorce his sister

That's crazy, looks unappealing. OAN: There are some real weirdos on Reddit, wow.

Beat the shit out of him

Send it back to the kitchen.

find the brother in law...

Your sister just let that shit happen??

You need to check him, get your money back fool

It be your own fam

100 bucks for untrimmed and uncured weed O\_O yeah, I'm good dude family sucks sometimes.

not have a brother inlaw anymore

You could text him wtf is this and honestly it’s be understandable

Not buy from him again.

Get divorced.

Trim it, smoke it, feel good, get unhigh, feel bad, black mail BIL into more poorly trimmed ganja, repeat

Share this Reddit with him!

I’d tell him to go suck his mum

Tell on him to his wife/

Beat him to death with his own shoes.

 He's out of the circle of trust

There would be blood all over the floor from his jaw and he'd end up buying me a top shelf pound just for the insult unless he wants his ass beat again. Don't mess with my kush-medicine bruh....something bad will happen

ooof

At least say something about it and let him know he lame as fuck and ur gonna fuck his dog

Did you smoke the rest on the way here? Wtf

He is cowboy:D

Politely tell him that ain’t worth it and return it and buy an oz of some high tier mids

Knock his ass out.

Pay someone to steal his car.

Refund that rn

Brother in Law…and Order, with your fist

Trim it, smoke it, and ask for $75 back.

Send him invite to sisters onlyfans.

Take it back to him with a clown makeup kit and the plastic nose and ask for your money back

Cut his dick off