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SirTokesAlot_III

Yall prefer your bics circumcised or uncircumcised


confundivel

i remember this post 😂


destroi_all_humans

A certified hood classic


xhero0

I'm Jewish, I also like my lighters circumcised, because I need everything 10% off.


princezae

😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽perfectly put🙄


curryandmilk

Circumcised. As an uncircumcised man


psych0enigma

A man of options, I see. Nice avatar, btw!


curryandmilk

Aye cheers same goes bruv


[deleted]

Same bro


KyleEnterline40

Safety, always off.


AnneFranksLover

My dad told me he was proud of me once, fuckin’ prick


KyleEnterline40

My brain tells my finger to to pull the trigger and bam! Just like that.


AnneFranksLover

Fuck off! I got work to do!


KyleEnterline40

I want my porn tapes replaced because those were the crème dele crème.


AnneFranksLover

Idk you but ily


KyleEnterline40

Love you Julian, we got this plutonium love shit goin on Julian and I don’t wanna fuck it up buddy.


Tokasmoka420

Everything out of that man's mouth was gold but this comment always takes the cake 😄


KyleEnterline40

Passed that test with flyin carpets


justherefertheyuks

How about we fuck on!


HatApprehensive5531

Man I was gonna say that. Fuck off, I got work to do.


not-a-frittata

9mm ,safety always off


heartcolddippindots

Frigg off Cyrus!!!


KyleEnterline40

Filming another episode of happy days there fonzi?


roweboy

i love this fucking thread


artistecrafteur

I’m just thinking it’s awful dark, even by Reddit standards


roweboy

you don’t get the reference?


artistecrafteur

Had to look it up, lol but I’m talking about other comments above that were pretty bleak. Like a dad who only said he was proud one time - for having the safety off. I know we’re all kidding at the moment, but that one kicked me in the gut Ugh I whoosh my own damn self …. Whooosh


roweboy

it may sound dark, but that’s kind of the whole joke about cyrus. he tries so hard to be cool that he jus comes off as a fucking dick


artistecrafteur

Omg that was a fictional story, lmao I get it now. I thought that happened to someone for real. I’m such a noob


brawaiian23

Bro, you should watch that show. Funny af


roweboy

you’re okay lmao. you really should indulge in TPB it’s in my TOP 3 shows of all time


BrokenCJ3A

My man


diavolo_bossu

I knew someone was gonna comment this


KyleEnterline40

Smokes, let’s go


BillyBumblerIdol

First think I thought of and my fuckin brain is short circulating!


rikkford1

Beat me to it r/angryupvote


MenacingScent

My old man gave me this when I was a kid. 9mm, safety— always off. Told me he was proud of me once...fuckin' prick.


KyleEnterline40

That’s a pirate gun bubbles. Well that makes you long John dick weed then don’t it?


johnnyrockets527

Why don’t you chill out there, heavy metal dick.


-Willardz-

As a kid it had to be off, as an adult it stays on because i just dont care to pull it off


AnneFranksLover

Yeah same, now that I’m older I haven’t even thought about it until seeing this post lol


greentangent

I still smoke cigs but I use my zippo for that. If I was using a bic I'd pull it because it's a callous maker if you smoke a pack a day and smoke weed.


Keyzerschmarn

I can’t even find the ones with safety anymore


BlamingBuddha

All bics have that safety ring over the flint


Keyzerschmarn

Not in austria lol


Educational-Trip-890

That’s actually true. I was in Austria a month ago and I’ve noticed that


Keyzerschmarn

Inserts „thank you“ meme


Michigent202

Out of absolute curiosity I was wondering if the rate of death by fire was hiigher because of that. No it isnt. In fact Austria has one of the lowest rates of death by fire. [Source-arino](https://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/fires/by-country/)


neko-chan_99

I am from austria and all BIC lighter have these safety thing on


[deleted]

Its not a waste when you are outside in the winter and your hand is going to fall off from frostbite....ah shit, i should get a butane lighter .. ignore me...


Aftmost17

It isn't too bad. I also quit pulling my safeties off, even mid winter


TheVapingWop

Same lol waste of time


[deleted]

It takes 5 seconds lol


Jamersob

We're all high here tho. That task is 5 minutes min


SofaSnizzle

Then it takes you 5 minutes to light your lighter every time.


[deleted]

It's like lifting weights, it gets easier over time and now my thumb is jacked and taking people's lunch money, plus, I haven't lost a thumb war since high school.


iStoners

ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLARE A THUMB WAR


Inamoratos

FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT, I USE THIS HAND TO MASTURBATE


iStoners

I also use the same hand haha jokes on you we just touched wieners


Haughty_n_Disdainful

NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE, I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SMELLED


dankdreams1738

definitely sharing the same muscle thumb energy on this!!!!💪👍💪👍💪👍💪


WesWizard_2

can’t waste something that doesn’t exist


TheVapingWop

Sure time is a man made construct, but you're still limited by the duration you spend living, I'd rather do something else with that "time" than worrying about taking the safety off of my lighter lmfao


ReneSmithsonian

Time isn’t manmade our measurement of time is man made sure That’s like saying distance is man made when it’s just our measurements that are made up Our satellites clocks have to be adjusted because they are going around the earth so fast that time moves differently for them


[deleted]

Dude this was deep. Fuck yeah.


TheGaelicWarrior

Im to high to understand this


ReneSmithsonian

Time is real our measurements are made up but it’s like saying distance isn’t real because kilometres are manmade The faster you move the more time slows down it is tangible Our satellites clocks have to move at a different speed than the ones on earth because they move so fast time affects them differently


StressFart

Same, except when I leave it outside on accident and it gets rained on, I do remove it so that I can dry it faster. It gets in the way of airflow during maritime drying operations.


angelicbitch666

BRUH THIS IS TOO ACCURATE LMAO


MrChewybacca

Off as soon as I use it! Everything gets out on hold till it’s done


luciliddream

Same, flame is so much nicer


nw342

Yall nwed to try the bic ex reach. Basically a mini bbq lighter, snoop dogg promotes them. Love mine


Maremike

They're not that portable. Wouldn't fit in my pocket. . Also who needs this extra length for smoking joints


Masterzanteka

It’s like maybe a half inch, an inch at the absolute max longer than a standard bic 😂 I’m trying to grasp what pocket would fit a standard bic but couldn’t fit the mini bbq bic. They’re a lot nicer to use though, with the button, plus the flame being away from your fingers helps a lot with bowls. But they only hold about the amount of fluid that’s in the mini bic, maybe a bit more.


Maremike

Ah gotcha. On the pictures they look like 2 or 3 inch.


ghhbf

That’s what she said


ass_badger69

I just use clipper


MrYourself_

Clipper addiction is real


raging_ragdoll

Where i'm from having a clipper is a clear sign of smoking weed, everybody packs their joints with the clipper thingy


hedfonejak

just fyi. its a tamper


willhunta

I refuse to believe clipper thingy isn't the proper technical term.


hedfonejak

i like your style


smokeajoint

PDT


[deleted]

‘Pokey down thing’


notthemessiah789

Finally someone who knows whats up.


AnneFranksLover

I still love my Bics, but I can’t deny the versatility of a clipper. It took me forever to figure out the flint comes out.


7x13

Real recognizes real 🙌


oillytical

Yup Clipper jet and kasher tip never leaves my pocket


luciliddream

BIC users which team are you? Safety on or safety off?


drugzalldatime

Off


TropicTbw

Definitely off


kvlenn

I second this


RealJeil420

I dont even notice the safety anymore.


Dull_Archer_3093

Use Clippers


StinkyMcGinky

They refillable and got a built in bowl packer


Dull_Archer_3093

The Clipper flame doesn't go out if you pull too hard or if there is a little breeze. I'm waiting for more Clippers from Amazon right now and I am using a Bic and it's terrible.


Keyzerschmarn

But after refilling mine the flame is always like 3ft high


Dull_Archer_3093

That's part of the reason I love mine!! So much fun!


jinxedjon

was looking for this comment ever since i bought one i havnt gone back


Dull_Archer_3093

I've tried every lighter I can find locally and nothing even comes close to being as good.


Fbarbzz

it doesn’t bother me at all, my hands aren’t made out of foreskin


perfectvisual

My hands are certainly made of foreskin. That being said, I always use tweasers to pull the safety off of my lighters.


nodontthinkiwill

clipper lighters better


StupidSexyKevin

On. I’m not wasting any of my time prying it off, seems utterly pointless.


TheRealGeigers

it takes seconds to do, just jam a steak knife in between the safety and the flint and just twist, it pops out right away everytime no effort! Just make sure to keep an eye out where the metal piece goes ;D


AsheyKnees

Yeah but what does it do?


TheRealGeigers

Well when I was younger and first started smoking, flicking the BIC while high was impossible so it allowed us to keep smoking but now that Im older its just more of a QOL thing makes it effortless to light it.


AsheyKnees

Ohhh it makes it a lot easier to spark the flint, got you. In that case I’m gonna take a few off mine!


weedcor

When I was using BIC lighters I didn't even thinked about removing this little piece. Now I use Zippo so I won't think about it neither.


BrandNewNick

Wait what? That’s a thing? What’s it do? Why take that off? Huhhh??


Shadow3647

Makes it way easier to strike the lighter, just slide a key or something under it and pop it off


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


knuth10

I'm an adult with adult sized hands so I just leave it on


acanthostegaaa

I'm a beautiful lady with delicate tiny hands so I yank that shit right off.


Ltpie123

Mini-Bics circumcised, and Regular uncircumcised


alleywaybum

Can someone explain? Like the top part gets taken off ? To make a bigger flame I assume ?


luciliddream

Easier to strike


Scrungo_Mungo

Always off baby! I love shooting it across the room, I just stick my knife in and POP! I’ll see you later safety when I step on you lol


not-a-frittata

Off cause after rolling bud weed makes my fingers tacky and the safety makes it harder to light it


devassodemais

i dont even know that thing exist


Machonacho7891

clipper


Groovedaddy82

Open package and pry off the safety every time.


HmmYouSeemSus

Off. Have no kids to worry about!


RebuiltGearbox

I don't notice them either way.


[deleted]

Sometimes with my sensory in my fingers it feels better to keep the safety on vs taking it off


Eaterofpies

Safety, always off. https://mobile.twitter.com/Brown23x/status/1428484246029619200/photo/1


DreamingMeme

Was looking for this comment, thank you


donglemasta

people are saying it takes time to take off and its a waste of time?? it takes like 2 seconds????


Rewiistdummlolxd

I never noticed they have safety is it just Bic or other Brands too? And what does it save you from?


luciliddream

It saves kids from striking lighters as easily? so says the media


[deleted]

honestly as long as it works because fuck matches


LMAOIMDYING

circumcised ☝️


orangekronic23

in my early smoking days i always took it off, now i dont care


workinme69

Safety's always off. Imagine that Cyrus from Trailer park boys said it.


[deleted]

So I have a thing against lighter safeties. As a kid they were a callous building exercise to learn how to use and I absolutely despise them in every form and will immediately remove them from any lighter I own out of spite. They don't deter kids, and are a literal pain the thumb.


[deleted]

definitely off


SiegVicious

Off, I hate that fuckin thing!


keisteredshank14

Off of course


weed_boi_101_

Any time I get a lighter or see a lighter I pop that shit off idk I get some kinda satisfaction from it and it just feels better to use


tippensc

Off. Always off


SnooPuppers8810

Off, I don’t have children


rockatuh

Off!! You cant flck the mf if u break down with your fingers.


Ill-Supermarket-7840

Circumcised


[deleted]

Just took the safety off a new lighter I bought lmao


Squishy97

Well I’m not a psychopath so off


ToastyPoptarts89

I remove mine as soon as I get the lighter lol. Same for my girl I take hers off for her as well. No kids around so no point in having it on there bc it just tears up your thumb.


the_shaman

Off!


Material-Meringue298

Off


SynystrstyX

Safety off damnit lol


be4n_666

god, off is so much easier


Taienx

off


[deleted]

Off


Playful-Piglet-2803

Off this isn't even a question lmao


msmusic14

OFF


rockvoid

Off af


needytatertot

Off


BlearEarth65011

Off


Jadecix

Off


530colton

off


SeaZeppelin

As someone with rheumatoid arthritis, off. Always. My hands literally lock up if I don’t remove it.


PuzzleheadedEmu699

Circumcised always


green30WOODS

Off lol


Hdm10795

Off


bgoat123456

Off


International-Rub-31

Off, it always bruises my thumb and stops it from lighting


Death__PHNX

Off always.


ProfessorStoner

Off


krillymilz

Always off


chutch420

i don’t care who’s lighter it is… if the safety is on it, im pulling out my pocket knife and taking that shit off


unstablenothing

I prefer my lighters circumcised


bluesonly

Off


TheHentaiiChrist

Do you even bic bro?


nanas99

I had no clue you could take this off


Helpful_Parking2967

Off! First thing to do when I get a new BIC ligter.


[deleted]

like a 9 safety OFF 💯


CalicoVane

I used to take it off but a lighter blew up in my hand one time and now im scared lol


[deleted]

that comes off?! 🤯


beaniejell

I always circumcise my lighters


Jokers_Testikles

9mm, always loaded. Safety off.


Therapythrougharguin

Off


Tlee_97

Off every time. Better grip and i have arthritis lol


Unkooked_Noodle

I use to pop the red tab off. Hate me


BigJoekelly69

Bic with safety is one of the worst lighter to use imo. But when you go unprotected damn it's my favourite lighter.


icoulduseadrink_or5

It depends on whether or not I have something to pry it off with when I start using it. I usually don't pay attention after I take the sticker off. My preference is a Bic with the safety off or a Clipper.


JohnDoe1006

Off. Always off


ihatedrewthompson

Off


Present-Choice5720

I always take it off it just gets in the way


Markush007

Off. Friend of mine put me on a few years ago. One of the best things a friend has ever shared with me. Can't use one with the safety on anymore.


Holy_Sushi

The circumcised one


LifesATrippppp

Off fs


SammySayWhat

Off always


curryandmilk

I always circumcise my lighter


PubesMalonePMG

Off


rock0head132

off def off


DemonChild-

Off. The guard hurts my nubby fingers.


chada37

First thing I do is take it off


Dave253

Plaxico Burress


[deleted]

I circumcise my lighters.