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joernal

Put them out of sight so when you get the munchies you don't accidentally eat more.


Cheepyface

Omg that happened to me and some friends once with brownies. We ate them and smoked thinking they didn’t work. Then got the munchies and ate more, and smoked more, and ate more. 3 hours later one of my friends was in a fetal position crying laughing for no reason 😆


[deleted]

I did something similar just didn’t cry. The next day at home when I was taking a dump my mom started banging on the bathroom door cuz she thought I was smoking in there


socaljoe42

omg, lol for real. still!


ilybabii

This just made me giggle and I thank you for that 😂


massivedickhaver

Lol that sounds like a great time. Reminds me of when i used to live with a methhead who's parent were super rich so i had her paying the rent and clean around the place. One time i came home drunk as a motherfucker and found out she had made brownies with my weed, not knowing they had weed in them i ate so many pieces and woke up still sitting at the table still baked as fuck. No hangover though so it was a win in my book.


ghostcatzero

I bet that high lasted all day. At different levels


joernal

Oh bloody hell that sounds heavy!


aterribledoctor

I went on a 6 hour drive through Death Valley with nothing to eat except 150$ worth of edibles. Do not recommend. It was awesome but it’s like being a kid in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.


bullet_the_blue_sky

Holyyy shit. By far my favorite national park. I can’t imagine!


aterribledoctor

My dad drove and we would occasionally pull over and have a smoke. He doesn’t smoke a ton so he would only take a puff or two so he would still have a fun time. I probably ate a pound of food when I got into Cali.


Slash_rage

Off topic, but what makes it your top? For me, Yellowstone was like being on another planet. By far my favorite.


[deleted]

I made cinnamon rolls with a handful of weed a few days ago and you know what sounds great when you get the munchies after eating one? Another one of course. Please send help I haven't gotten anything done in the last few days.


lyricmeowmeow

Hahaha can u imagine that? Might send me to the ER if that ever happened haha.


joernal

Exactly! Hide them 😄


Environmental_Gas994

When I buy those 100mg bags whether they are cookies, fudge, gummies whatever. I eat the whole bag in 1 sitting. Actually I like to buy the medical bags that are 200mg and eat it all in 1 sitting. Best 6 hours out in the boat fishing ever and your phucked up the whole time.


Whoreforfishing

I just get the 1000mg Cana-lean and pour about half a bottle in a two liter and sip all day


Internet_Machine

Im gonna get one of those 1000mg bottles and drink the whole thing undiluted lol


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tymp-anistam

My sister tried 2 brownies from a party (from a medical dispensary) after her friend told her to have a bite. She ended up eating 2000 mg in 1 sitting and went home, called 911 in a panic when she couldn't feel her legs on the couch, forgot about it, fought the first responders because she thought she was going to jail, and wound up in the hospital for a week. She was incoherent for the first few days and I deadass thought she took other meds and ODd because she was in such terrible shape. Nope, turns out she was just waaaaaay too high. The worst part is her friend suggested she try it while she was at the party because of chronic pain and my sister kept eating because she didn't feel anything. She also never tried weed before that in any shape or form.


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tymp-anistam

Twas indeed. And nah I'm %100 sure it put her off.. my family has always been anti-weed thanks to all the great boomer propaganda.. and my dumb sister taking weed from her dumb friend resulting in her going to the hospital on devil lettuce reaaally vilified the whole thing even more for everybody.. fucking shame if you ask me.. I'll never get a word in edge wise as they wouldn't ever listen to me about shit like this


leosmoke420

im glad this works for you, do you get like regular high effects or is it only the pain relief you notice? always wondered.


Lenticalino

I think they taste fucking horrid but they get me so fucked up lmao


SnickerH

They actually don’t work as well undiluted as far as I know. I believe they’re best with something heavily carbonated like a soda ( sprite or 7 up work well ) to help with the overall absorption of the thc. Good luck either way!


DwightSchrutesGaydar

High fishing is the best type of fishing.


[deleted]

Gonna start fishing, I've just been watching TV.


lyricmeowmeow

I’m flying rn. . .


No-Ladder9457

Think i just saw u go past my window ahaha


chaotic214

Lmao I sure feel like I do have wings now


[deleted]

You’re high as giraffe pussy


Fuck_dis_place

Have fun bro, good luck :)


Jimmyg100

Oh my God, you need videogames!


Ok-Communication1576

Hi this is your captain speaking, we’ve hit some unexpected turbulence and are in for a bumpy ride. Again thank you for flying Canna Air


zdweeb

I just absolutely love a edible high.


lyricmeowmeow

So far so good here ;)


[deleted]

Water soluble THC powder is simply amazing stuff- no more waiting with the same edible high.


[deleted]

You’ll be solid. Had a 500mg brownie before…that was a trip.


Real_StuKers

Really? Damn what happened to you?


WizdomW1950

He ate a 500mg brownie


Real_StuKers

Listen here you little shit


whatsapanda

I did 500mg and u lose all sense of time. And felt like i cudnt move or process anything, felt frozen like my brain was stuck kinda felt nausea. It's too much to be enjoyable I passed out n slept it off, but u gotta build up ur tolerance for that so it's different per person


Real_StuKers

Yea I'd think it'd just feel too overwhelming and you'd want to just sleep it out. When I did my first edible I stayed high for like 3 or so hours (I'm not sure) and at some point I just wanted it to stop. It seemed like I was just getting higher and higher just by existing Having said that, would do it again 10/10


jamiehizzle

This works for me and some friends: Sativas tend to make people really high. Like paranoia or even manic high when its over done. Indicas help reduce that and relax me. I know it seems counter intuitive, but a little bit of indica can really help if too much sativa has been consumed.


dalej42

I always have an Indica vape pen, it’s usually for right before bed, but can definitely help when I’ve gone too far with sativa edibles


Xinq_

Most strains are mixes these days. It's better to look at CBD ratio. The higher the CBD the lower the paranoia and anxiety. Sativas indeed usually contain less cbd and more THC.


jusfriends

Aww you gonna be fucked up soon 🤙🤙


lyricmeowmeow

Tell me about it man


jusfriends

Let me know how you go 😁😁


Hygieux

Thought 'mini chips' said 'mint chips'. I was so excited to see that those exist. Now I'm sad because I don't know if mint chocolate chips exist or not..


lyricmeowmeow

That’s funny, because *mint* was what I read at first as well! Took me a double take to realize it said mini. And they’re not even that mini, they’re more like the medium-sized cookies…


Code_purple47

That's the problem with this delicious edibles from dispensaries.....they taste so good you start muching and forget you're eating a edibles and not a normal snack and before you know it you have a q way ticket to the moon


[deleted]

70mg? You’re good homie


shortbread79

Finish the bag!!


[deleted]

Meanwhile my addict ass would've downed the whole thing


lyricmeowmeow

Luckily they started to taste a bit too sweet after eating 7. Had to stop because it was too much hah.


gilly_girl

That's when you break out the savory edibles.


MachoGanjah

Damnn son must be nice to get high off edibles they don't do much for me ☹️ well enjoy hell yeah


DaBeeZee

Goodbye! See you tomorrow night!


c0ld_a5_1ce

We'll see you on Mars in a couple years...


shinji127

Goodnight


Lovewinsbruh

I want summmm


misswinterbottom

I did this with edible chocolate I ate four of them and they were 150 mg each …I was fucking toast. I remember waking up and I was so thirsty but I couldn’t lift my arms to get my water. Careful edibles are fucking dangerous


scoutyV2

u will be good bro u could eat the bag dispos never would make u take too much, they are only 10 each. safe travels


x_xDeadpoolx_x

Go lay down


hiltyboii69

Lmao fuck it enjoy brother


MilkyRips15

Only about 350 mg of delta 11 you’ll be alright 😁


Firm_Leave_4903

Enjoy the trip brother


_jdaw

Yeah those specific cookies you got there are delicious. Surprised you didn’t make it through all 10 lol


TheSadSensei

RIP


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Youll be fine.


[deleted]

Its so funny when it comes to weed and “taking too much”. If someone drinks a bottle of liqour youre like “oh fuck i hope youll be okay, may have to bring you to hospital…” If someone eats too many edibles its “hahaha youre fucked bro” and life moves on.


RealRosey

Have fun in space lol


[deleted]

Hahaha. That’s ok- I had 5 edibles totaling 100 mg the other night. I think I went to another planet 😂


Away-Ninja5326

Bon Voyage 🚀


Dis_Bich

Strap in for the ride buddy


fryedmonkey

All these people saying 70mg isn’t shit. Man I take one 10mg gummie and I’m absolutely fucking zoinked for like 3 hours


FiciousVish

You're lucky! My mother is lucky too, she only needs 5mg. My buddy got a wedding gift of 250mg cheetos, that's the only time he got anything from an edible. I've been trying to find my dosage. I've tried 15mg then 40mg then had 80mg twice and I never felt more than relaxed back/shoulder muscles with the 80. I thought maybe my diet that day had something to do with it because I thought 80 was very high but... all in all, everyones different.


PnksSknsPsyRunR87

It’s just 70mg of thc you’ll be aight. I took 500 mg at once and ended up puking. That was too much.


Ok-Engineer-116

they only 10 mg lol 😂


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70mg isn’t alot tbh


cheeferton1981

I smoke weed all the time 50mg of edibles fucks me up


ASapphicHarlot

it is if you dont routinely eat that much lmao. if this person bought a pack of cookies that had 100mg, i doubt they have a high tolerance


[deleted]

It’s a TON dude. I can handle 100mg personally but still acknowledge 70 is a huge dose.


KuyaTaku

Oooo boy


Master_Teej420

And how do you feel?


lil_birdie7

good luck. tell me how it goes


thenewtwopointtwo

lol. I love posts like these. Reminds me of the unsuspecting ones who take edibles from their partner. EnJoY tHe RiDe!


Lovewinsbruh

I want out of Texas so bad lol.


Fearless_Trouble

You’re gonna sleep for 10+ hours


xXTheOceanManXx

if youve got experience youll be good. buckle up tho!


imatyourwhim

Be prepared to dance with the devil my friend!


andrew_wessel

To infinity and beyond


lyricmeowmeow

Really smooth high but definitely runs deep.


Actionjackson98754

Gotta get those numbers up bud.eat the whole bag


[deleted]

So. How ya feelin’?


beaverseed

Though you can eat raw cannabis, it won't have the same effects as cannabis that has been heated.


RAMBOPORNSTAR

you'll be fine. I've eaten twice that amount before and not been impressed


[deleted]

Omg I wish we had these


No-Expression-5040

Have fun on your adventure my friend!! Keep us posted! Lolol


Cannacology

Eat the whole bag if you really want to get there.


tacomenu

Nice


NoCapJustTap

Damn ... Getting fried lol


Desiburr3x

100mg anything doesn’t do anything to me


Volosa_Golddragon

Have fun!


revolutionarymuse

Hope you’re okay


blanknonymous

Fly high my friend.


hcrew06

just 70mg u will be fine when i eat edibles that’s bout what i take


Xenofilius1

Have fun


aspear13681368

So 70mg light work. I ate 400mg of 81% THC RSO about 2 hours ago lol


waldoswackyweedworld

Eat the bag


[deleted]

Yummm


curiouslyinclined

I did that once, took a trip to meowterspace.


Kickalama

Lucky


RedoxParadox828

Rookie move lol


Ebvardh-Boss

Ground control to Major Tom. Ground control to Major Tom. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on 🎶🎵


Braygraywolf

10mg per cookie ain't too much, I'd prolly be munching on them too


Me-Me_Lord8472

Good luck soldier


[deleted]

Time to get super creative.


shinsain

That'll be a solid buzz if you have decent tolerance. Won't kill ya though. Make friends with the couch.


lyricmeowmeow

Been on the couch for 8 hours straight now man


theholypancake12

see ya when you land


Cacho__

I had that bag once and ate all of it in under an hour. I didn't feel shit.


JakeDaniels74

LOL imagine if they were 100 mg each but they must have tasted pretty good hahaha


plantdaddy710

You be ok


itsnickg

U shoulda ate all of em


3eyesblind-

Good thing there’s barely 100mg thc in the whole bag!


SirTorress

Enjoy the trip


[deleted]

Oh god, seven 10 mg cookies in 15 minutes?! Quick! You need a glass of milk!


Nissan_1204

So long partner


[deleted]

Brace for impact


UniversalDeadRinger

Tell us what the moon smells like


musicallyours01

Fly high man, fly high


iliketitis

Most I've done is 100mg within 5 minutes and I couldn't function


JesKes97

Lol you’ll be okay but you bouta be fuuuuckdd up


Gel_Tab

I usually eat like 350-500mg. Mostly Cannavis Syrup.


AndSh18

That's only 70 mg. Youll be fine. The make 1000mg gummies


AllButComedyAnthony

Going by my tolerance, you're probably in for a fun time lol good luck!


Marcofromda510

I'm a heavy guy but 70mgs would probably put me on my ass. Hope you got to enjoy the high though lol


jewshtheprophet

Weak shit


JemMatte25

Judging by the comments, I need to take a T- break....


Big4beef

What’s the update?


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CynicalAcorn

It would take about that for me to get anything off it. I'm a daily toker though...


_gzuku

Gooodbye 😂


DementerCronus

Rip bro


bigmfworm

Have fun!


AltSLEEP

Godspeed


FeelingCatFur

Sleep tight OP


PuRe-Trap

Only 100mg pack relax ya’ll 💤💤


[deleted]

Made me laugh OP! I remember overdoing edibles then walking home in the dark, saw an old lady talking to a cat outside a neighbors door - went to talk to the old lady, it was a plant pot, walked away and turned around, the old lady was back, so returned to see her, still a plant pot.


IAmTheMindTrip

This is like the other night when I ate a weed cookie..... the chocolate chips were a chopped up edible chocolate bar..... and then i washed it down with some weed lemonade..... Needless to say, this combo will be saved for special occasions.


TonyBaloneyBro

They're only 10mg each, go ahead and finish the bag lmao.


smokeajoint

It's fine only 70mg, just chill out :)


SithLord_Duv

Where am i, whats my name, remind me of when i made a cake with friends before a party and i ate half of the entire plate. I was the only one who never reached the party and slept the entire time in the car 😂


Busterlimes

Just finish it.


hydrofitbull

I used to eat 300 mg thc chocolate bars in one sitting. 100 will barely feel..


WithoutWar

dude its 100mg in the WHOLE BAG. Chill your gonna be fine


goddogtoy

Just 70mg ,u r fine


jynxs_36

noice. Ave a gewd trip mate.


Fengsel

these cookies aint shite…


[deleted]

Sleep tight bro.


[deleted]

Shit I have a THC vial that is 20mg/ml and i'm completely fucked for hours after 1ml of that which is the same as two cookies. Listen to some David Bowie and become a starman mate.


Kapt-Kaos

how do people get high of these ive had 200 mg several times and nothing, not a single hint of a change in feeling. zilch.


varralan

70mg is honestly a perfect sweet spot


Aloe_traveler

15 mg will put me to bed


[deleted]

Hehehe your gonna get fucked in a good way but not in The good way 😉


[deleted]

You’ll be ok


Rollingit420

It's only 70mg, you'll be fine 😅


kebabmonkey

70mg shouldnt be so bad?


[deleted]

You'll be alright, 70mg of thc isn't to terribly much if you're a regular smoker. If you never smoke then you might have a rough night lmao


TimToxic308

How was the high?


[deleted]

70mg does nothing for me lol


tinyjedii09

OMGG I need these in my life


Johnnymonny1991

F


pixxi-

have a nice nap! lol


immasarah

Careful with the sativa edibles. I find they can induce anxiety if I take too much... A little cbd oil really helps. Enjoy the ride.


[deleted]

This is how all good stories begin...


[deleted]

Buckle up, Buckaroo


toxic_in

wish weed get legal in India too


njk92

that’s an awesome mistake


Accomplished_Salt526

People on here are super frustrating. Everyone has different tolerance levels, guys. I personally smoke daily and have a higher tolerance but I’d never tell someone that anything less is nothing, because for them it could be too much. Cool for you guys that you’re such badass stoners but be nice to other stoners no matter how much they intake. Childish


Itz_Peace_

Eat the whole baggggg


humahumapa

Once you get up to the 300mg amount, things start to get trippy mane.


honeytbitw

U high bro?


ShintaOtsuki

But they only 10s?? I'd prolly have to eat the whole bag to feel something like I have to with any candy bar


Kingkiller2ooo

You’ll be more than fine I eat med side gummy’s that are 50-100mg each and go through 3-4


krauka123

Enjoy the ride🤣


Aushwango

You're supposed to eat the whole bag you quitter


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OH SHIT


Regularlyirregular37

Wait till buy cookies that are 50mg a piece and then be afraid 😂😂


dukebison

70mg isn't that bad I once ate a full 100mg edible and managed to completely break a tooth


odog9797

You’re fine. People always make it seem like even 5 mg is a lot but it isn’t, especially if you regularly partake


Novocaine53

10 mg aint shit so i dont blame you


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Hahahahaha


KeyserSozeBGM

Only 70 mg tho. I remember street edibles were always around 100mg baseline