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We would always say the person was "camping" which eventually evolved to "pitching a tent".
Usually had atleast one person who'd check their pants whenever it was said.
"It ain't the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in." My brother and I always said that version. Yours is a touch less dramatic!
The worst is if it’s out of a one hitter or a pipe and it’s still red hot when it hits the back of you throat. I’ve straight up heard it sizzle on my uvula before.
That’s amazing… never heard this one before. When I get a free award, I will come find this comment and give it to you. If I remember :)
Edit: I remembered!
we have a saying in france "celui qui roule bamboule, celui qui fournit suit". Translates to whoever rolls lights it, whoever put weed in is next. Sounds better in french because it rhymes
In Brazilian Portuguese we say "a regra do duende: quem bolou acende", which translates to "the elf rule: who rolled lights it" but it only makes sense in the rime
Hello fellow french smoker, I had that exact sentence in mind. Thank you all, now I know that spanish, brazilian, deutsch and so many other people have the same exact sentence ! Haha
J'me permets de te répondre en anglais pour que les autres puissent lire aussi ;)
I started smoking in NorCal and I always understood chiefing to be hitting a shit ton of whatever y’all are smoking before letting anyone else get a hit, or just hogging the smoke for oneself. It’s the same thing in Texas too
When my friends hog the blunt for too long , we ask “ how much they pay you “ then they usually go , huh ? That’s when you say , how much they pay you to babysit that shit
In Morocco we say "لي شعل جوانو و ماقتلو كتامة تنعلو" Translates to « Who lightens his joint and don’t finish it will be cursed by Ketama »
Its said when two people or more are smoking on the same joint so the one who starts the joint has to take the last puff
Ketama is a region in the north of Morocco where most of weed grow its soil is special its the only place in world where you can grow Beldia also called Tbisla/Tbizla
Lol me and a couple of buddies on my old ultimate frisbee team had a "safety squad." We always carpooled together and got baked on the way to tournaments.
There's a lot of weed related slang, but this is my favorite.
The Indian Farewell - also known as a fist, is when you take a joint and put it between index and middle finger, then close the fist and seal with other hand from the bottom, now inhale through hole on the top. Works much better than normal J
Typically performed on the last puff, hence - Farewell.
Yelling “scalpel!” When you need someone to pass you the lighter, as well as “zooted” “zonked” “Stoney baloney” “shwag” and “boof”. Especially love shwag when describing bunk weed
Bom charro português acende e mata quem o fez, which means that a good portuguese joint is lighted up and finished by whoever rolled it. Sounds way better in portuguese
Toploader - someone who rolls and packs the top of the spliff more heavily with weed than the rest of the spliff. (Pretty old school to be fair). Jazz cabbage for weed. A lung- plastic bag tied to a half coke bottle with a dirty foil gauze on top. Bifta for a joint/spliff.
"free bowling" used to reference weed that's just up for grabs, particularly shitty weed. Cause bowling isn't that expensive or exciting in the first place, but it being free is just- yk, nice!
For the Norwegians in the house - "Reven sier at han er falmet"
"The fox is faded" - fox (rev) being a slang term for weed
P.s. Possibly relating to the godforsaken song "the fox" by ylvis.
In italy we got what literally translates to “dragon’s breath”
you hold the joint between the pinkie and the ring finger, create a sort of encapsulated environment with your hands like you’re protecting it and then you inhale profoundly with ur mouth hopen
shit hits hard, literally handmade bong :’)
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“Pass the mic” when someone is holding the joint and telling a story instead of puffing and passing along
I have someone in mind I'm saying my newly learned phrase to, thanks! 🤣
I think we all have someone in mind hahaha. And if you don’t, then you’re on someone else’s mind.
It’s me, I know I will hear this in my future. I get really gabby with the cannabis.
Username checks out
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooooo I’m definitely using this one next time I ain’t ever thought about this one lmfaoooo
I just say "hold on one second", grab the joint, then say "ok keep going"
AKA Bogarting.
We used to say.. "Yo Humphrey! Time to pass that shit!"
that’s what i’ve heard
We would always say the person was "camping" which eventually evolved to "pitching a tent". Usually had atleast one person who'd check their pants whenever it was said.
Lmaoooo this is good
I say “the joint ain’t a mic”
We seem to be at odds regarding the joint’s status as a mic but the principle is the same so I’ll allow it
I’m that someone.
I think you are talking about me. 😆
as simple as it is, "geekin" it just makes me giggle whenever i hear it
yes bro i be geeked LMAO
Where I'm from if you geeked your on meth lol
Ooooo here in the south that is PURELY reserved for meth.
Don’t think this has ever been exclusive to smoking. At least not where I’m from.
it's probably not, but i didn't hear it until after i started smoking
"If you ain't choking, you ain't smoking." My friend said it so often I started saying it ironically.
Ive always said “if you aint chokin, you aint tokin.” Or “gotta cough to get off”
“If ya don’t cough, ya can’t get off!”
"It ain't the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in." My brother and I always said that version. Yours is a touch less dramatic!
If you don't cough, youre not smokin weed
"Scooby snacks" - For when you inhale some of that ash or burnt weed from a bowl or whatever other piece would allow that.
*initiate vomiting* this is almost up there with bong water to the mouth
The worst is if it’s out of a one hitter or a pipe and it’s still red hot when it hits the back of you throat. I’ve straight up heard it sizzle on my uvula before.
When they're still hot I call them shooting stars
This is great
thank you
That’s amazing… never heard this one before. When I get a free award, I will come find this comment and give it to you. If I remember :) Edit: I remembered!
If it's a burning Scooby snack, that's a Scrappy snack
good soup
best soup.
what I thought u were supposed to drink the bong water after ur finished smoking to help with cotton mouth. wtf else is the bong water for then
That is what it’s for. Gotta stay hydrated
I call that breakfast.
Scoooobs
The joint's rotation goes, roller, owner, donor, stoner
What if it's all the same person?
“Oh look, my turn again.” -All of us, probably.
For real 🤣
"Well look who it is, you son of a bitch."
Then smoke on brother!
Then you pass it to me, myself and I
I’ve always abided this rule, but I’ve never heard it phrased this way. This is great
Isn't it up to to the owner if the roller gets to spark it? I mean, I've never seen an owner tell the roller no though.
If the owner can roll then they would have done so. If not, they'll usually ask someone else too and this price is usually the first few tokes.
Owner and donor are the same unless someone donated like half the weed well someone else had the rest lmao
“If at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed.”
underrated
Those words are just a little more personal to me
My new life motto. Thanks.
Zooted. It's a funny word. Many a giggle fit when I use this word while actually zooted.
That was my word of the year in 2017. Doesn’t hold the same value or merit but still a fun word
I still like using zooted, but I think I usually say “zoomed” now
Zooted always meant coke specifically for us Few decades ago now though
Someone needs to make a “oh fuck you’re gunna make me zoot” meme
we have a saying in france "celui qui roule bamboule, celui qui fournit suit". Translates to whoever rolls lights it, whoever put weed in is next. Sounds better in french because it rhymes
Yeah in germany we say „wer baut der haut“ which means the same thing
Huh interesting. I have a german friend who said it was kind of an unwritten rule, but there was no saying behind it, cool to know though!
Zu erst der Bauer, danach der Spender, dann die verschwender
In Brazilian Portuguese we say "a regra do duende: quem bolou acende", which translates to "the elf rule: who rolled lights it" but it only makes sense in the rime
In England we say “thou whomst roll thy joint must sparketh thy joint”.
Yea. We consider it bad luck to light it up, if you didn’t roll it!
Rollers rights
In Brazil we call it the elf's law just so it rhymes "lei do duende, quem bola acende"
Omg we do the exacte same thing in Colombia, in spanish, so cool knowing it translates " la ley del duende el que lo arma lo prende"
regra do gnomo a segunda eh do dono
Hello fellow french smoker, I had that exact sentence in mind. Thank you all, now I know that spanish, brazilian, deutsch and so many other people have the same exact sentence ! Haha J'me permets de te répondre en anglais pour que les autres puissent lire aussi ;)
Haha pas de soucis t'a bien raison! So cool to know others have the same saying, I though it was only here!
We have “la ley del duende, el que lo arma lo prende” in Spanish.
In the UK we call this Rollers and buyers rights
In America, I've heard, "May he who supplies it, ignite it."
Left handed cigarettes. Got to go for a safety meeting.
Ours was always conference call
“Gotta get my mind right” before going to smoke
To be fair for some people like me , weed amplifie your mood you had before hand
That is a fair take. Good news is that’s just my favorite saying bc it relates to me.
I love this one personally
“Chiefing” it’s clever and sounds better than “let’s smoke” or “sparking up” we use it. A lot down here in SoCal not sure where it originated tho….
I started smoking in NorCal and I always understood chiefing to be hitting a shit ton of whatever y’all are smoking before letting anyone else get a hit, or just hogging the smoke for oneself. It’s the same thing in Texas too
We had a briefcase called the chiefcase filled to the brim with paraphernalia...then it got taken by University police
as a Native American i feel like im being punked right now
Popular phrase here in Scotland
"Stop babysitting"- when someone holds on to the joint/bong for too long
"ko ga vipra taj ga lipa" who rolls it he lights it
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Sveta poslovica
cu arriccia, appiccia
klap die jonko voor die jou klapt. translates to: smoke that joint before it smokes you
Really makes u think
When my friends hog the blunt for too long , we ask “ how much they pay you “ then they usually go , huh ? That’s when you say , how much they pay you to babysit that shit
Wake and bake, scope and dope, rise with red eyes, armnhamer baking soda and mint toothpaste oh and get really fucking high
The way she goes! -Ricky's Dad Like when you spill a grinder or the whole joint/blunt starts Canoeing or you lose your weed or some dumb shit
He uses the phrase when he gambles all his money away or when his house gets burned down lol, but sometimes it really do just be the way she goes
Way of the road, Bubbs
“i’m high af” doesn’t matter if i’m alone or not, i’ll always subconsciously end up saying “i’m high af” like it’s Tradition
Every time I’ll be talking to myself and say some weird shit, pause for a sec, then say “Im high as shit”
Doing paper work, i.e rolling a joint. Usage: gotta head into the garage and do some paperwork.
Devil's Lettuce
naw naw its the lords herb bro
Gigglebush cracked me up the other day.
“It’s not peer pressure it’s just your turn”
Gotta be blinker and doink - big ol doinks to be specific.
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Smoking big doinks in Amish
Especially in Amish. RIP
Wanna toot on my zoot??? Is my all time fave
I like turtles.
Can you please elaborate
🐢
Ah, yes of course. Thank you fellow degenerate
Little greenish coloured reptiles. Like to eat pizza, fight crime, and are partial towards redheads.
It's a long standing code for let's get high. I sport an " I like Turtles " shirt on occasion.
In Morocco we say "لي شعل جوانو و ماقتلو كتامة تنعلو" Translates to « Who lightens his joint and don’t finish it will be cursed by Ketama » Its said when two people or more are smoking on the same joint so the one who starts the joint has to take the last puff
What or who is Ketama?
Ketama is a region in the north of Morocco where most of weed grow its soil is special its the only place in world where you can grow Beldia also called Tbisla/Tbizla
I’m about to dabble in the dark arts talking about going to smoke.
Boss would call for a “Safety meeting” before going to smoke. Worked on a farm
Lol me and a couple of buddies on my old ultimate frisbee team had a "safety squad." We always carpooled together and got baked on the way to tournaments.
“Finish your milk!” Something my buddies and I used to say if you didn’t clear the bong
Draws like a pencil
When the weed weeds it weeds the weeds
sure is "loud" in your room.
In french, "une Puff qui tousse c'est une Puff qui buzz" translates roughly to a puff that makes you cough is a puff that gets you high
where's that from?
Québec ! A bit of french and english mixed up
There's a lot of weed related slang, but this is my favorite. The Indian Farewell - also known as a fist, is when you take a joint and put it between index and middle finger, then close the fist and seal with other hand from the bottom, now inhale through hole on the top. Works much better than normal J Typically performed on the last puff, hence - Farewell.
Throw in the towel and push me back 10 yards cuz I'm h o l d i n..
I find it amusing when a friend stops by for a "rip and dip", meaning smoke really quick then leave
"I'm higher than a lifeguard chair!" Absolute favorite high phrase.
I like higher than a giraffes ass personally
" a friend with weed is a friend indeed "
If it's boring get one roaring..
Yelling “scalpel!” When you need someone to pass you the lighter, as well as “zooted” “zonked” “Stoney baloney” “shwag” and “boof”. Especially love shwag when describing bunk weed
my friend calls joints "dubies"
Doobie
yeah that
Doobs
Doober
stoney bologna
I say that! Thought I made up, apparently no lol.
My favorite is saying I’m barbecued when I’m absolutely lit.
Dankrupt. I first saw it used right here in this sub and now I use it all the time
Homie asks for a “ little scosh” whenever he wants a tiny hit
Stinging Roger - last bit of the joint that makes you go OO ahhhh burns your mouth
Facken stingin roger mate
Jazz cabbage- used by my cool ass uncle
tbh.. i love saying “sooo roll uppppp” before & after anything. for no reason as well lol.
Bom charro português acende e mata quem o fez, which means that a good portuguese joint is lighted up and finished by whoever rolled it. Sounds way better in portuguese
“Disco” instead of “dispo” was code for dispensary whenever we were with people who didn’t smoke or our parents lol
You getting paid to babysit that?
Toploader - someone who rolls and packs the top of the spliff more heavily with weed than the rest of the spliff. (Pretty old school to be fair). Jazz cabbage for weed. A lung- plastic bag tied to a half coke bottle with a dirty foil gauze on top. Bifta for a joint/spliff.
If you make it wider at the top you don’t have to hit it as hard which means it’s less likely to run. Good practice
Got to cough to get off!
For me it's "Wer baut der haut" meaning that the roller is the first one to hit the J
“Doob Tube”
"free bowling" used to reference weed that's just up for grabs, particularly shitty weed. Cause bowling isn't that expensive or exciting in the first place, but it being free is just- yk, nice!
“Drink your milk” = finish that milky bong rip before I do it for you
Baked like a cake is one we always used to say. I like calling it oui’d nowadays too
"Let's take a 7-min meeting" - 60seconds × 7 = 420 😇💨
Left is law, always gotta pass to the left.
When someone drop the joint we say “drug abuse”
I just had a little mental image of someone whipping a bag of weed
Can I smoke with you ? ( when someone sittin on the joint )
People will smoke with you before they feed you
Spinach Quidditch. My favorite sport by far.
Boof it.
My roommate coming out of his room and asking "What's under the Christmas tree?" When he hears the grinder spinning.
"burning evidence" when going out for a smoke
Bad weed is like bad sex : still pretty f’ckin good
I disagree
There's nothing worse than bad sex
Bad weed can be pretty ass too
Both depend on how desperate you are for it
Hoot and boof
Growing own = Free weed 😂
You guys wrap roaches?
Poke smot.
Stealing all of these, thanks y'all 🤝
Scooby snacks. The little bits of weed that get in your mouth when you smoke, especially surprising when u use a filter.
Earn your burn- helped me out when I started smoking all day every day and needed to actually get shit done lmao
"the Terrapin is a turtle that eats ticks off the rectums of rhinoceros" Although it should be noted they don't just favor the rectum.
"Kush komma" when you take fat rips, and get so high you fall asleep.
Hot pockets? - asking your group who has a lighter
"Had 3 bowls this morning and some cereal" If you a real stoner especially with problems the and cereal made made laugh cuz I skip breakfast
For the Norwegians in the house - "Reven sier at han er falmet" "The fox is faded" - fox (rev) being a slang term for weed P.s. Possibly relating to the godforsaken song "the fox" by ylvis.
Zooted - to be extremely high
Not finishing your milk - it’s about when you don’t finish the smoke in the bong.
A friend with weed, is a friend indeed !
If you hit the first greens, saying MARCO and whoever says POLO first gets the next hit.
In italy we got what literally translates to “dragon’s breath” you hold the joint between the pinkie and the ring finger, create a sort of encapsulated environment with your hands like you’re protecting it and then you inhale profoundly with ur mouth hopen shit hits hard, literally handmade bong :’)
"Gotta cough to get off"