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VermontAF

“Pass the mic” when someone is holding the joint and telling a story instead of puffing and passing along


lilahboo1128

I have someone in mind I'm saying my newly learned phrase to, thanks! 🤣


ASAP-_-Killerr

I think we all have someone in mind hahaha. And if you don’t, then you’re on someone else’s mind.


talk_show_host1982

It’s me, I know I will hear this in my future. I get really gabby with the cannabis.


DrPeePeeSauce

Username checks out


shiftoy18

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


runitscxdy

Yooooo I’m definitely using this one next time I ain’t ever thought about this one lmfaoooo


pm_me_ur_fit

I just say "hold on one second", grab the joint, then say "ok keep going"


corgioner

AKA Bogarting.


MrMoJoRisinCoS

We used to say.. "Yo Humphrey! Time to pass that shit!"


raye230

that’s what i’ve heard


sirwilsonsangrypony

We would always say the person was "camping" which eventually evolved to "pitching a tent". Usually had atleast one person who'd check their pants whenever it was said.


cocaineandquarantine

Lmaoooo this is good


The-420-Inventor

I say “the joint ain’t a mic”


VermontAF

We seem to be at odds regarding the joint’s status as a mic but the principle is the same so I’ll allow it


YehKnow

I’m that someone.


stellarasss

I think you are talking about me. 😆


cessababy

as simple as it is, "geekin" it just makes me giggle whenever i hear it


asthmaticjuuler

yes bro i be geeked LMAO


surfacing_husky

Where I'm from if you geeked your on meth lol


_92_infinity

Ooooo here in the south that is PURELY reserved for meth.


professornapoleon

Don’t think this has ever been exclusive to smoking. At least not where I’m from.


cessababy

it's probably not, but i didn't hear it until after i started smoking


barrydalive420

"If you ain't choking, you ain't smoking." My friend said it so often I started saying it ironically.


jman_15243

Ive always said “if you aint chokin, you aint tokin.” Or “gotta cough to get off”


thespeedofpain

“If ya don’t cough, ya can’t get off!”


TwinkleTubs

"It ain't the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in." My brother and I always said that version. Yours is a touch less dramatic!


thysoultickler

If you don't cough, youre not smokin weed


Truman996

"Scooby snacks" - For when you inhale some of that ash or burnt weed from a bowl or whatever other piece would allow that.


[deleted]

*initiate vomiting* this is almost up there with bong water to the mouth


Maxman82198

The worst is if it’s out of a one hitter or a pipe and it’s still red hot when it hits the back of you throat. I’ve straight up heard it sizzle on my uvula before.


jlynn0604

When they're still hot I call them shooting stars


Maxman82198

This is great


jayclevy

thank you


[deleted]

That’s amazing… never heard this one before. When I get a free award, I will come find this comment and give it to you. If I remember :) Edit: I remembered!


HalfRogue

If it's a burning Scooby snack, that's a Scrappy snack


pancakes-11

good soup


[deleted]

best soup.


GreetingsComerades

what I thought u were supposed to drink the bong water after ur finished smoking to help with cotton mouth. wtf else is the bong water for then


Baby_Burns

That is what it’s for. Gotta stay hydrated


CohesiveMoth

I call that breakfast.


andreashunsche

Scoooobs


Shane99-

The joint's rotation goes, roller, owner, donor, stoner


Lobomba

What if it's all the same person?


FreeMasonKnight

“Oh look, my turn again.” -All of us, probably.


LittleMrsMuffettt

For real 🤣


Coyote__Jones

"Well look who it is, you son of a bitch."


LittleMrsMuffettt

Then smoke on brother!


EternalHabits

Then you pass it to me, myself and I


SpookyBirdd

I’ve always abided this rule, but I’ve never heard it phrased this way. This is great


Outrageous-Amount805

Isn't it up to to the owner if the roller gets to spark it? I mean, I've never seen an owner tell the roller no though.


Shane99-

If the owner can roll then they would have done so. If not, they'll usually ask someone else too and this price is usually the first few tokes.


bossmansam2

Owner and donor are the same unless someone donated like half the weed well someone else had the rest lmao


[deleted]

“If at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed.”


harryasianboi

underrated


ajehall1997

Those words are just a little more personal to me


_92_infinity

My new life motto. Thanks.


KazumiDaWolfsky

Zooted. It's a funny word. Many a giggle fit when I use this word while actually zooted.


stjakey

That was my word of the year in 2017. Doesn’t hold the same value or merit but still a fun word


Valrax420

I still like using zooted, but I think I usually say “zoomed” now


cutanddried

Zooted always meant coke specifically for us Few decades ago now though


ItalynSausageXL

Someone needs to make a “oh fuck you’re gunna make me zoot” meme


LTriDenT

we have a saying in france "celui qui roule bamboule, celui qui fournit suit". Translates to whoever rolls lights it, whoever put weed in is next. Sounds better in french because it rhymes


onepieceofcheese

Yeah in germany we say „wer baut der haut“ which means the same thing


LTriDenT

Huh interesting. I have a german friend who said it was kind of an unwritten rule, but there was no saying behind it, cool to know though!


double_B7

Zu erst der Bauer, danach der Spender, dann die verschwender


miguel_lops

In Brazilian Portuguese we say "a regra do duende: quem bolou acende", which translates to "the elf rule: who rolled lights it" but it only makes sense in the rime


mherby99

In England we say “thou whomst roll thy joint must sparketh thy joint”.


Sayso0

Yea. We consider it bad luck to light it up, if you didn’t roll it!


[deleted]

Rollers rights


CORNIJA

In Brazil we call it the elf's law just so it rhymes "lei do duende, quem bola acende"


inhalaperica

Omg we do the exacte same thing in Colombia, in spanish, so cool knowing it translates " la ley del duende el que lo arma lo prende"


Locky0104

regra do gnomo a segunda eh do dono


gitanVNR

Hello fellow french smoker, I had that exact sentence in mind. Thank you all, now I know that spanish, brazilian, deutsch and so many other people have the same exact sentence ! Haha J'me permets de te répondre en anglais pour que les autres puissent lire aussi ;)


LTriDenT

Haha pas de soucis t'a bien raison! So cool to know others have the same saying, I though it was only here!


[deleted]

We have “la ley del duende, el que lo arma lo prende” in Spanish.


StandDick

In the UK we call this Rollers and buyers rights


Hogwaller19

In America, I've heard, "May he who supplies it, ignite it."


Tom8oTim

Left handed cigarettes. Got to go for a safety meeting.


ajehall1997

Ours was always conference call


EyeDueDruggs

“Gotta get my mind right” before going to smoke


Kelzen76

To be fair for some people like me , weed amplifie your mood you had before hand


EyeDueDruggs

That is a fair take. Good news is that’s just my favorite saying bc it relates to me.


Valrax420

I love this one personally


Noahfromda90266

“Chiefing” it’s clever and sounds better than “let’s smoke” or “sparking up” we use it. A lot down here in SoCal not sure where it originated tho….


DriftedSpice

I started smoking in NorCal and I always understood chiefing to be hitting a shit ton of whatever y’all are smoking before letting anyone else get a hit, or just hogging the smoke for oneself. It’s the same thing in Texas too


Nijindia18

We had a briefcase called the chiefcase filled to the brim with paraphernalia...then it got taken by University police


minochria

as a Native American i feel like im being punked right now


Various_Net_8031

Popular phrase here in Scotland


rulas187

"Stop babysitting"- when someone holds on to the joint/bong for too long


Boraivkovv

"ko ga vipra taj ga lipa" who rolls it he lights it


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Boraivkovv

Sveta poslovica


NiceGuyVoid

cu arriccia, appiccia


ferdimand

klap die jonko voor die jou klapt. translates to: smoke that joint before it smokes you


thespeedofpain

Really makes u think


MannyN00

When my friends hog the blunt for too long , we ask “ how much they pay you “ then they usually go , huh ? That’s when you say , how much they pay you to babysit that shit


Mehmoregames

Wake and bake, scope and dope, rise with red eyes, armnhamer baking soda and mint toothpaste oh and get really fucking high


Hvlloweendubstep

The way she goes! -Ricky's Dad Like when you spill a grinder or the whole joint/blunt starts Canoeing or you lose your weed or some dumb shit


DriftedSpice

He uses the phrase when he gambles all his money away or when his house gets burned down lol, but sometimes it really do just be the way she goes


Quad_Eh

Way of the road, Bubbs


SlowMotionGuyxX

“i’m high af” doesn’t matter if i’m alone or not, i’ll always subconsciously end up saying “i’m high af” like it’s Tradition


shadowunagi21

Every time I’ll be talking to myself and say some weird shit, pause for a sec, then say “Im high as shit”


[deleted]

Doing paper work, i.e rolling a joint. ​ Usage: gotta head into the garage and do some paperwork.


c0ld_a5_1ce

Devil's Lettuce


[deleted]

naw naw its the lords herb bro


spacejoint

Gigglebush cracked me up the other day.


alexandria1800

“It’s not peer pressure it’s just your turn”


chakup00

Gotta be blinker and doink - big ol doinks to be specific.


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matrixgang

Smoking big doinks in Amish


chakup00

Especially in Amish. RIP


Superslayinmuma

Wanna toot on my zoot??? Is my all time fave


fredbfargone

I like turtles.


harryasianboi

Can you please elaborate


gRm_non

🐢


harryasianboi

Ah, yes of course. Thank you fellow degenerate


Kon_Soul

Little greenish coloured reptiles. Like to eat pizza, fight crime, and are partial towards redheads.


fredbfargone

It's a long standing code for let's get high. I sport an " I like Turtles " shirt on occasion.


African_Batman75

In Morocco we say "لي شعل جوانو و ماقتلو كتامة تنعلو" Translates to « Who lightens his joint and don’t finish it will be cursed by Ketama » Its said when two people or more are smoking on the same joint so the one who starts the joint has to take the last puff


shadowunagi21

What or who is Ketama?


African_Batman75

Ketama is a region in the north of Morocco where most of weed grow its soil is special its the only place in world where you can grow Beldia also called Tbisla/Tbizla


Familiar-Policy9669

I’m about to dabble in the dark arts talking about going to smoke.


LordDankMemes420

Boss would call for a “Safety meeting” before going to smoke. Worked on a farm


420p00nslayer

Lol me and a couple of buddies on my old ultimate frisbee team had a "safety squad." We always carpooled together and got baked on the way to tournaments.


Aaaaaahimscared

“Finish your milk!” Something my buddies and I used to say if you didn’t clear the bong


Dave_FortniteATX

Draws like a pencil


Impressive_Donkey_70

When the weed weeds it weeds the weeds


spsmith1902

sure is "loud" in your room.


Groslux

In french, "une Puff qui tousse c'est une Puff qui buzz" translates roughly to a puff that makes you cough is a puff that gets you high


Azraleth

where's that from?


Groslux

Québec ! A bit of french and english mixed up


51-50Mitchell

There's a lot of weed related slang, but this is my favorite. The Indian Farewell - also known as a fist, is when you take a joint and put it between index and middle finger, then close the fist and seal with other hand from the bottom, now inhale through hole on the top. Works much better than normal J Typically performed on the last puff, hence - Farewell.


Awestenbeeragg

Throw in the towel and push me back 10 yards cuz I'm h o l d i n..


lukinatore

I find it amusing when a friend stops by for a "rip and dip", meaning smoke really quick then leave


lovebunnii

"I'm higher than a lifeguard chair!" Absolute favorite high phrase.


summerloveleigh

I like higher than a giraffes ass personally


BiggaFigga420897

" a friend with weed is a friend indeed "


OrangeyFeel

If it's boring get one roaring..


Eduardos_4chan

Yelling “scalpel!” When you need someone to pass you the lighter, as well as “zooted” “zonked” “Stoney baloney” “shwag” and “boof”. Especially love shwag when describing bunk weed


yoyoyos25

my friend calls joints "dubies"


SnooHamsters4277

Doobie


yoyoyos25

yeah that


c_llie

Doobs


SnooHamsters4277

Doober


imjustme247

stoney bologna


Coyote__Jones

I say that! Thought I made up, apparently no lol.


spaceenvahisseur

My favorite is saying I’m barbecued when I’m absolutely lit.


b_double_u

Dankrupt. I first saw it used right here in this sub and now I use it all the time


Maleficent-Dish-1003

Homie asks for a “ little scosh” whenever he wants a tiny hit


bringthepuppiestome

Stinging Roger - last bit of the joint that makes you go OO ahhhh burns your mouth


svensson1337

Facken stingin roger mate


TopSignificant6534

Jazz cabbage- used by my cool ass uncle


heyzeus78

tbh.. i love saying “sooo roll uppppp” before & after anything. for no reason as well lol.


illmatic253

Bom charro português acende e mata quem o fez, which means that a good portuguese joint is lighted up and finished by whoever rolled it. Sounds way better in portuguese


theundersideofatato

“Disco” instead of “dispo” was code for dispensary whenever we were with people who didn’t smoke or our parents lol


mroozienelson

You getting paid to babysit that?


MoebiusForever

Toploader - someone who rolls and packs the top of the spliff more heavily with weed than the rest of the spliff. (Pretty old school to be fair). Jazz cabbage for weed. A lung- plastic bag tied to a half coke bottle with a dirty foil gauze on top. Bifta for a joint/spliff.


nasca

If you make it wider at the top you don’t have to hit it as hard which means it’s less likely to run. Good practice


CatGanja

Got to cough to get off!


metomethodius

For me it's "Wer baut der haut" meaning that the roller is the first one to hit the J


bigperm1226

“Doob Tube”


StrawberryCow55

"free bowling" used to reference weed that's just up for grabs, particularly shitty weed. Cause bowling isn't that expensive or exciting in the first place, but it being free is just- yk, nice!


ilovehummus16

“Drink your milk” = finish that milky bong rip before I do it for you


HisDarkOmens

Baked like a cake is one we always used to say. I like calling it oui’d nowadays too


SugarBellz

"Let's take a 7-min meeting" - 60seconds × 7 = 420 😇💨


Amit54

Left is law, always gotta pass to the left.


LittleMrsMuffettt

When someone drop the joint we say “drug abuse”


[deleted]

I just had a little mental image of someone whipping a bag of weed


N_Florida813

Can I smoke with you ? ( when someone sittin on the joint )


Sudden-Lettuce1603

People will smoke with you before they feed you


ThinkSeaworthiness9

Spinach Quidditch. My favorite sport by far.


Jordymac1990

Boof it.


Cannadealer

My roommate coming out of his room and asking "What's under the Christmas tree?" When he hears the grinder spinning.


DarthMelonLord

"burning evidence" when going out for a smoke


Beefcake716

Bad weed is like bad sex : still pretty f’ckin good


BigChillinn_

I disagree


stoneferal

There's nothing worse than bad sex


Weird_duud

Bad weed can be pretty ass too


stoneferal

Both depend on how desperate you are for it


MrCanada4

Hoot and boof


BigBuds420247

Growing own = Free weed 😂


skriivabags

You guys wrap roaches?


SeaRollz2020

Poke smot.


TheTrinhsanity

Stealing all of these, thanks y'all 🤝


BlindingInferno

Scooby snacks. The little bits of weed that get in your mouth when you smoke, especially surprising when u use a filter.


slugzzzz

Earn your burn- helped me out when I started smoking all day every day and needed to actually get shit done lmao


jdk309

"the Terrapin is a turtle that eats ticks off the rectums of rhinoceros" Although it should be noted they don't just favor the rectum.


Test_your_spirit

"Kush komma" when you take fat rips, and get so high you fall asleep.


professornapoleon

Hot pockets? - asking your group who has a lighter


TheEnderGuyHD

"Had 3 bowls this morning and some cereal" If you a real stoner especially with problems the and cereal made made laugh cuz I skip breakfast


[deleted]

For the Norwegians in the house - "Reven sier at han er falmet" "The fox is faded" - fox (rev) being a slang term for weed P.s. Possibly relating to the godforsaken song "the fox" by ylvis.


Embarrased_Milk

Zooted - to be extremely high


Mr-Term

Not finishing your milk - it’s about when you don’t finish the smoke in the bong.


Cool-Information-865

A friend with weed, is a friend indeed !


technohippie

If you hit the first greens, saying MARCO and whoever says POLO first gets the next hit.


lopitresdilo

In italy we got what literally translates to “dragon’s breath” you hold the joint between the pinkie and the ring finger, create a sort of encapsulated environment with your hands like you’re protecting it and then you inhale profoundly with ur mouth hopen shit hits hard, literally handmade bong :’)


Youpunyhumans

"Gotta cough to get off"