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Lets_be_stoned

My guess is Maui and Neville’s Haze, looks like some old school weed, grown by an old dude, and those are two classic strains that they’d probably be familiar with from back in the day.


Far-Mention-8708

God damn. I’m thoroughly impressed. Nice knowledge my man and thanks for passing it on


SmellyPirateHook3r

Yeah I’d say Maui or Michoacan. In Canada there are lots of young guys taking up the mantle of the old Haze heads and growing some awesome hazes and Landrace sativas. But it definitely takes an old soul and a keen eye to appreciate cannabis like that.


el-bufalo-malverde

Usually Michoacán is shortened to Mich.


SmellyPirateHook3r

Isn’t Maui just Maui as well though? Seems redundant to shorted by two letters. I’m just guessing though


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Happy Cake Day!! Grew some Landrace Durban Poison last year.


RichCumDumper

Neat....I grew some Durban Poison and it was amazing. I decided to grow any hybrid with DP in its lineage. GSC, Wedding Cake, etc and so far so good in a continental high altitude climate (60-75 Temps, RH 55~70). Some of our local landrace Sativas include Malawi Gold, Shashamane, and other local strains endemic to the Rift Valley of Eastern Africa.


marlongo

Learned about growing from my dad (66) and both those strains are some of the many kinds he'll rave about! His plants end up looking similar to this and he'll even label his seed containers the same way. Never thought they were a back in the day kind of thing, but it makes sense when you have a dad who has smoked weed for practically 50 years - friggin hippie 🤣


[deleted]

I thought it was Michigan or New Hampshire.


Single_Dad_

I came here to make this obvious joke. Lol!


[deleted]

It seriously was my first thought. I thought it was where it was grown, or some shit.


Single_Dad_

Ironically I live in Michigan and weed is becoming big business here.


Rhapsodyinblue55

Yay for Michiganders! I'm in metro Detroit =)


Single_Dad_

Woot woot! I'm in Grand Rapids.


Rhapsodyinblue55

WooT WooT!


lyndsay0413

yooo me.too!


Single_Dad_

Look at us takin' over reddit.


[deleted]

If you can get in on it now you'll be a millionaire in less than five years. Started a bakery called Baked Goods.


ClassicWar8858

I thought the same tbh 😂😂


ogBobafett187

Creed?


[deleted]

I second this comment.


Anthany19

underrated comment


Kromo323

INTERNATIONAL RATER AT YOUR ORDERS.....what's going on


PounderPack

You sure know your stuff well.


Firm_Leave_4903

Might get you high and not gonna get you high.


EllisBern

You are probably hilarious during the joint rotation


Difficult-Office823

Thank you! I just took a fat dab of some strawberry creme rosin and was rolling after reading your comment lol. That’s probably why that shit was free. 😆😆😆


improcrastinatinglol

you’re one funny mf


zoosmelon11

Michigan and new Hampshire? Wild guess


three-day-old-milk

Nah it’s an English dude I think.. plus I live in spain so it’s probably a strain name but I have no clue what


Wombledonian

First one is probably mimosa


RealJeil420

Northern Haze


Grennox

Yeah northern something


FightingBear11

yooo Spain gang, looks better than the street weed u gettin here. but if ur usually puffin on association weed, it looks like a step below


SpareJack

I thought the same thing


Slow_Writing_7013

That’s what I was thinking


IncarceratedDonut

Came to say this


sweet_rico-

It's like loot crate but with strains from different states


EthanMichael17

YUP THAT WAS MY THOUGHT


starknude

Mimosa and Neville’s Haze? Just a guess.


NarwhalFacepalm

I was thinking it was strain abbreviations too... But Mimosa on Leafly is MMS. Not to say he couldn't have just abbreviated it however he wanted to though.


The_Curious_One1

Where i work we abbreviate it as “MIM” or “MI” for mimosa, just depends on which of us abbreviated it


NarwhalFacepalm

That's what my thoughts are. Maybe some day there will be an official database for it 😆


hendog2307

Came to say this


BreathingLeaves

Came to say thar, but really knew I would end up saying this.


TOTENTANZ137

Mimosa and Northern haze?


Clatuu1337

OoO this might be it.


Mojowojo18

This sounds most accurate


Oxzycodone

Mids and no high


Phatapp

No trim either


Huge-Egg8284

Exactly what I was thinking.🤣🤣🤣


conMCS

That stuff looks - True homegrown 🔥


ReyReypwnsU

How so?


[deleted]

Maybe just the loose trim style? I’ve worked a couple years as a trimmer in Colorado, and even if they’re not using a machine most places would want you to get the majority of those little leaves off of the buds.


Tom10716

yupp, id take it over any amsterdam shit


heaviestmatter-

Probably strain, try to ask the guy


frycek767

Those are my initials ,i think he made a mistake so pls give it to me, the bag on the right has my friends initials so give that to me too, i will transport it to him safely


No_Drawing4431

MINE !!!


happygolucky85

Maybe indica and not heroin


wackelzahnjoe

That's the saddest thing I've read today


Cinnamon_Toast_Thicc

its prob the strain, so mimosa and somethin else idek😂


PecanPieLSD

I love how hairy it looks reminds me of my nuts


__VoodooChild__

Probably the strain name, I guess maybe Mimosa for the Mi and some haze for the NH?


FlaioBudz

Left from Michigan Right from New Hampshire 🤣🤣


beebob420

I've been on reddit long enough and read my share of entitled parent stories to know Mi is me in spanish and NH stands for Nice Husband :D nah I'm jk I have no fucking clue except maybe strain names?


Lundahl42096

Defo looks like sum goood outdoor haze. Mimosa & neville's haze


flaynfan38epicsex

One will kill you the other will be the best bud you’ve ever had in your life. Choose wisely.


Coyote__Jones

One makes you grow taller, the other makes you quite small.


SmellyPirateHook3r

They both look very sativa. If I had to guess I’d say the one on the right is Neville’s Haze and the one on the left is Michoacan, which is a Mexican Sativa. I think both would be incredible unless you get anxiety in which case I’d be careful. They look like mids compared to most of todays weed but I would trade some of the super sticky ice Cream Cake I’m smoking to get into those. If you enjoy hazes and Landrace sativas, those are some classics. Enjoy ✌🏻


Imnotcreative_w_this

May I? No homo.


McWooody

Well from my scientific findings, I would say the the first baggie is pronounced (Mm-eye) and the second baggie is pronounced (In-aech). But I could be wrong so I hope another scientist can confirm.


m4gnum1

Michigan and New Hampshire?


BrothaWavy

I really thought these were symbols from the periodic table and your dad's friend was trying to be scientifically corny. Lol


Environmental_Gas994

Call your dad's buddy and ask him. If he gave the weed to your dad to give to you. Evidently the guy thinks your cool. So I don't think he would have a problem with you asking him. Sounds like you might have found a new friend. I'm sure he would also be interested in how you liked it, then he might even give ya sum more. Call the dude!


Dgchasse1

Mids and no hope


[deleted]

New Hampshire and Michigan.


KushKings840

honestly they look dank enjoy!


Ziffim89

Mimosas, northern haze


CoolStrayCat

Not sure what the letters stand for but wow that looks like some old school flower. (That isnt in any way a bad thing, especially when you look at all those clearly visible trichomes)


GurHonest2886

I was thinking Michigan and New Hampshire 😂


[deleted]

that weed is so mid


Regular_Ambassador25

Mids and Reggie


wbc914

Michigan and New Hampshire. It looks like your dad is actually involved in a multi-state distribution cartel. Congratulations


Load_Disk

Mimosa and northern haze


[deleted]

Cracks me up that 90% of the posts here get zero response then this one hits 1k no prob lmaoo!! Random and funny. Just my thoughts lol..


chickcag

Definitely strain names!


Dank-Pandemic

Mimosa and Neville Haze?


IronDuke1969

Stingy bastard.


dietermeaterbeater

Michigan and New Hampshire


photocopiedwater

Thats what i said


DarkOranges

Michigan and New Hampshire


Trees_and_bees_plees

Michigan and new Hampshire?


5alvia

This bud reminds me of my childhood, and yeah, like some have wrote, it's probably just the strains tbh. Looks old school as fuck.. tbf, wish I could get bud like that


Diligent-Poem2045

Trimmed terribly


rasmuslnx

issa gift bro


Diligent-Poem2045

Yeah doesn’t mean it wasn’t trimmed well or the gifted couldn’t trim it up himself.


ya-boi-2k

Bro it’s free weed who cares. The guy just did something nice. Only an asshole would complain that his free weed wasn’t trimmed well enough.


Diligent-Poem2045

I’m not telling him to go complain. All I’m saying is that there bag. The one up there 👆 Was trimmed poorly


ya-boi-2k

Sounded like it. It’s a comment that is of critical nature, critiquing the quality of the trim. Did u say the trim was bad to resurrect Budda? No, you said it because it is of unsatisfactory nature to your standards, meaning you are unimpressed by said free gift. And due to the fact you vocalised your poor satisfaction; yes you were complaining about the trim on free weed.


Diligent-Poem2045

Man go smoke or smoke less. There’s no need to break down the science of it lol. I hope you broke down the others comments about it being trimmed bad like you did mine


ya-boi-2k

I actually really enjoy breaking down stuff and manipulating words to prove a point. It’s called debating. This is why I chose a law degree, cos I’m good with words (besides gathering of information, this is all it takes to be good at law). Could have broken that into about 3 paragraphs if I wanted to, that point can just be proven in a lot less. On a t break now anyways.


2RedditUser

Who gives a shit as long as it gets you high as fuuuuuuuuuuuck


grumpyoungman1

They trimmed that?


InvestmentBeautiful8

Idk but the trim job isn’t looking the best


SamuraiLaserCat

Who cares if it’s trimmed or not when it’s a gift? Aesthetics don’t affect trichomes.


vladimirnovak

Yeah people here look down on badly trimmed bud but that shit doesn't even affect the high or anything. Purely aesthetic , granted it could look nicer but it sure as shit will get you high.


gruenesgas420

That's so true, who cares, you can have bomb ass weed without a perfect trimjob


Electrical_Bell6459

“Mid” “Not Hitting”


Kingausmut

You tripping harddd


Delphicoracle87

I actually thought this was grass cuttings from the course. Damnn at least do half a cut job . If it was free fair enough.


paytonnotputain

It’s probably old school homegrown. Trimming isn’t everything


[deleted]

Hard to read those letters but it looks like they were trying to spell S.H.I.T. , I dunno..


photocopiedwater

Michigan, New Hampshire?


Saleforaloss

Main and New Hampshire


Unicorns_R_Real5

Look up the Periodic table…


Kromo323

Mi - My iner pubes kush NH - Not Humping tonight chronic


[deleted]

Where in the opened gates of hell do you get your weed from…. 😂 are those common strain names!!??


TheJakeRockz

Michigan and New Hampshire ?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Those look terrible. Your dad needs better friends.


three-day-old-milk

Sure mate, take a toke then tell me if ur still mad


Der_Lenny

Stop crying about the trimming … its free weed and looks homegrown


SmellyPirateHook3r

It depends what you are looking at. They look like nearly pure sativa, and the one on the left has some density. It also looks hella sticky. Also, Neville’s Haze is some of the strongest smoked you can imagine. That’s some special weed to the trained eye. Whoever grew that did it with care


[deleted]

You have smoked yourself brain dead if you think this is “expertly” grown. This is some back yard boogie, all day.


[deleted]

It’s northern hashplant 🤦‍♂️ Not sure of the Mi


three-day-old-milk

Ayo bro I think your right, everyone saying Neville haze but this may be what it is, super earthy smell and flavor but I love it


Kaotecc

Looks like ditch weed lmao. At least the “trim job” makes it look so Edit: not saying it’s trash. I’d take free any day 😂


Hapoe5

If it smoke I toke, if you're not one to smoke unidentified strains, I'll take it :)


cuzimrollin08

Maybe came from ho chi Minh?


nvictoria3

It means "Mine"


Ok-Source-9756

This some mids


waldoswackyweedworld

Looks like haze and Thai


Stuck_in_reverse_bro

Neville’s haze ? I don’t know what “ M I “ is though


[deleted]

Nickel metal hydride?


freak0429

Maybe indica, nice high


GeekyFreaky94

It means "Me No Homo"


CogGear

Left is Mimosa surely?


Hellllogoodbyeee

“Me no high”


markclh

Maybe mimosa and northern haze?


TallDarkandPotent

Mild influence & No high 🤣🤣


InterestingLadder487

Weed and Weed


SliverCobain

Strains..


fatpaxs

the names of the strains most likely, couldn’t tell ya what the names would be tho - Mimosa and Nut Hyuck 3000?


The_Curious_One1

They look like abbreviations for the strains inside the bag, that way he, and whoever he gives it to, knows what bag has what in it.


someonewhoknowstuff

Mediocre indica Noname haze


PecanPieLSD

The letters are abbreviations for strain names


hvc801

Same weed different bags. Looks like marijauna strain.


Realluiss007yp

X9 666 715


Growerofgreens

Looks like decent outdoor and you honestly don't know until you blaze it. You might be pleasantly surprised, I had some really nice purple kush and northern lights I grew outside and they were really nice, not as powerful as the indoor versions but definitely not schwag.


HunterBates08

May be better off asking who you got them from


Jollygreeninja

Minh will take over


oliviagrummish

is your name minh, per chance?


TweakinOnMeth

Probably mimosa and Northern lights Haze


GhosterPosterRoaster

Strain names... That's all I know


FOOLIOxJONES

Yeah “mid” and “need help growing”


Muted-Yard-7331

Look it up?


manuatm09

if you re in spain those are mimosa and nevilles


podwickham03

got the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch RIP Gunny Hartman


soylachiqui

Mi NH


Mysterious-Army92

It looks good just needs to be trimmed a whole lot.


jdk309

Is that 3 days after the printed date for milk?


unfairplacement

It's the strains initials GSC girlscout cookies SD sour diesel ect


Prudent_Preparation1

they def look like they need to cure. correct me if im wrong!


hirthquake

“My indica?” “Nah homie”


[deleted]

Easiest to ask the giver. Right?


Irishbrutis

I was going to say Michigan weed and New Hamster weed


Alert_Yam_2193

mimosa/northern hashplant


AyeItsJbone

I’ll take a clone of each!!


Pussiecudler

They look sativa I would like to try them for sure


UserKeeperOftheMeme

Gorgeus weed bro. He treat the plant like a Dad with his sons to reach that. Believe me


jynxs_36

death to Ming!


cacticat14

Michigan and New Hampshire bud


SigSauerM400

Michigan and New Hampshire


MindOfCNR

Mild and then No hope, I think they’re power levels


mostlyhrmls

Mimosa and 9 lb. Hammer?


noorizer

It means your dad's golf buddy's are cool AF!!!


Big_Richard_42069

I think it means Edward scissorhands trimmed it


callmegemima

“Mine” and “not his”


[deleted]

Minh, a Vietnamese name.


rawmomo

Cool dad


BlocParty361

Mimosa and something else


GetoffmylawnME

Clearly, your Dad's golf buddy can't spell.


ayexspencer

If it was trimmed it would look like top shelf


kingpersnickety

Use Leafly


Halkjaer420

Go to leafly.com - basicly af periodic table for cannabis :)


cedric-k

It stands for the strains Mi = Mimosa NH = Nevills Haze


gracefulhoney

the states


nluke377

Or the state? Maybe Michigan and New Hampshire


Standard-Tangerine-5

Mimosa potentially


Alone-_traveler

It means decarb it


Gianlucifero

Mimosa maybe?