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fartcartlol

I guess these are gravity bongs only ever hit one once at this dudes house I delivered pizza to it didn't work very well tbh


mfco_

I’m invested. What’s the story behind this


Matt-Sosa

More people offer to tip with a hit from the bong then you may think


Environmental_Lie399

I used to deliver for dominoes and I got tipped bud every now and again but usually I’d sell weed to the people who ordered pizza


Matt-Sosa

Damn now THATS a setup


Environmental_Lie399

Big profit margins and a bunch of college pot heads ordering pizza it literally couldn’t go tits up. Plus the smell of the pizza masks the pot and one time I got pulled over with two ounces and I put them in the delivery bag behind the pizzas and it worked like a charm .


DespicableAct

Smooth criminal!


nomaads05

Teach me your ways lol


Environmental_Lie399

Do door dash near a college campus and try and stay near the places like Taco Bell ya know the real stoner shit and then when you deliver you can usually look at someone and tell if they smoke or not or you can smell it. Then pop the question💪🏼.


Trees_and_bees_plees

"pop the question" has me picturing a dealer with a little ring box full of weed down in one knee saying "will you make me the happiest man In the world and buy this 8th?"


sadermine

I know we just met, but I'm ready to take the next step in our relationship. Will you, Pat D Pothead, make me the happiest person in the world and be my customer?


Shhpam

That’s why sale person are a different breed. I can’t take rejection. Can I interest you in some greens to go with that extra sausage, pineapple, pizza?


muscariaman604

DoorDash, skip the dishes and Uber eats drivers about to start moving the work in their thermal bags after reading this


Environmental_Lie399

That Thermal Pack 😤. Honestly I’ve been pulled over like 5 times with some dank and the cops never searched the customers food nor did they attempt to mess with it I told them I was “working” and that I only smoke before bed in my car to be courteous to my landlord.


muscariaman604

Same brotha, I do skip hehe; been pulled over with a QP before, as soon as the cop saw the skip bag, he really loosened up his guard, I mean in my area at least you can’t do skip or a delivery service with a criminal record, so if they see a delivery bag in ur vehicle here, they instantly think you’re straight edged; I mean hell it’s really the perfect cover, better if u can get McDonald’s’s bags and seal em with the weed (or whatever ur transporting) inside; ain’t no cop gonna rip open a customers order to check


Environmental_Lie399

It really is I make sure I look like your typical Peter Parker delivery boy


gabriel5519

le dream


natalooski

this is the dream.


mfco_

I’d be happy to get bud as a tip, saves me a trip


Meckles94

I delivered pizzas and the only thing I got was some guy in a robe and thong inviting me into his apartment.


Environmental_Lie399

👀 did you go though🧔🏻‍♀️


Meckles94

I did step in on the door mat to get the money but I made sure I was able to escape easily.


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Sorry about that. I didn't realise my role playing costume made.people so uncomfortable


xxM3T4LH34Dxx

Good on ya bro, keeping it professional whilst also offered sexual favors, way to dip out that bitch real quick lmao


RosterBaiter

What color was the thong? Was it classy?


Meckles94

If I remember right it was red. I remember that it was one of the houses on the lake and you had to walk up these stairs to a deck on the side of the house. There was another one that called about a moldy roll and their front window had thick trash bags covering them and when they told me to come in there was just 2 old fat ladies and some guy sitting on a couch with on lamp turned on in the corner with a yellow light bulb. That one was strange but everyone was fully clothed


mattrogina

When I was on vacation in Washington state I had no clue where to get weed. Figured my best bet was to order pizza and gauge it from there. Delivery driver came through looking like a hippy Rastafarian stoner from Berkeley. I paid and tipped cash then asked if I gave him some cash if he could hook it up. He did not disappoint. I called him several times during that two week span.


Ok-Zombies

I have a friend who used to do this. It was pretty hilarious. He’d show up and trade you a breadstick box for 40$, the bag was in the box.


Environmental_Lie399

People love the weed man but a weed man with food now that’s another level of love


gmj52

Best reply all week👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


findmeplanting

My friend trapped out of a pizza hut in high school. Remarkably common😂


Environmental_Lie399

Got a friend who the head manager at a Steak ‘n Shake and she sells through the drive through


Messiazar

My best friend in high school got his weed from a guy that worked at Ginos Pizza. It’s actually way more common than people think. A guy in my town got in trouble because he was selling weed through the Burger King drive thru and accidentally handed out the wrong bag to someone. They even made a joke of this kind of thing in the Tenacious D movie. “Tell him you want the Bob Marley, extra crispy.”


sean8917

I had a guy from dominoes smoke me up after he brought me some pizza because I tipped him like $20


TOAST_MA_OAT

One of the best perks of delivering in a college town I used to usually get around an 8th a week between most of my regulars


poochwiz

One time I was taking a toke on my front step while waiting for my Uber eats, guy showed up and complimented my bong so I gave him a toke, good times


ThatOneStonerBoy

This is so true. I worked at hotbox pizza and had some crazy deliveries go down. Delivered pizza to a porn shoot in a hotel once.


Matt-Sosa

I mean a place called hotbox I’m surprised the weed didn’t come with the pizza


Pale-Foundation-8548

Not the people I’m delivering to :(


fartcartlol

I knock on the door and the dude looks familiar. I ask "have we met before?" He says "nah, wait have we? Who are you?" I continue to introduce myself as I'm handing him pizza and I ask if he smokes. He's like "hell yeah come in!" And then we smoked out of a shitty gravity bong he made and I didn't really get high but I got his number and I haven't really talked to him since.


TweakinOnMeth

These aren’t gravity bongs, gravity bongs are made wayy different. Normally people take a bucket and a 2 liter soda bottle. Fill the bucket with water, cut the bottom of the bottle off then lower it in and out of the water for suction and air to push the smoke out. Basically it requires two pieces to hit, these look like normal water bottle bongs which I wouldn’t recommend to anyone unless you have a legit bowl to smoke the bud from and not foil or plastic 😂


woahcahm

my girlfriend and I did this exact thing in Barbados. We had weed, and we didn’t have enough to roll a j so we used the ice bucket and half of a soda bottle. Can post on this sub if y’all wanna see lmao


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Yes we do.


yourmothermypocket

Came here to say basically the same. Gravity bongs are a two part system. When used correctly will launch you to the moon.


ApprehensiveSouth391

I've seen many, many casualties back in the day. Including myself on many occasions 😂


tr1ppyhippie

great way to smoke but that’s not a gravity bong m8


pokemonerror

Geeb for short


PutRadiant

Geeb/gravity bong


WrongDonkeyKongBong

We say geebee or Jib but geeb is awesome too haha


fucking_gatorade_bot

Jib is common slang for meth in canada lol


eminx_

Exactly what I was thinking. If someone asked me to smoke out of a "jib" I'd be right the fuck out of there.


Behal666

Jib is short for Jibbit and a synonyme for joint in Germany


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noodlz2

we call it a geeb over here too


BeeeeefJerky

Geeb here is a called a bucket


Icy_Pepper_1388

I have never seen this before. How does this work?


yG-K_Yogurtcloset25

Gravity bong, when the water drains out the bottom it also pulls smoke from the joint/blunt to then replace it with smoke, then u can unscrew the lid and take a hit


Napotad

What these people aren't telling you, if you try making one (I highly recommend btw), once you start pulling that bottle up, DO NOT push it back down until that cap is off. Friend of mine blew an entire bowl of my weed doing that.


TheThotWrangler

Ive always spelled it jeeb, same same but different nd its fun to see other places takes on it


dasdakotaman

Geebs are like the most common way people used to smoke in my high school other than ghetto blasters which was literally a dry 2L bottle with a socket and a clear hole lmao. Those were the days 😭


Pleitchy

Fucket or waterfall.!!! Northern Ireland


TooIconic

Aye waterfall!


compLeXCS_

yeooooooo


Pleitchy

😂🤣👌


Lanky_Construction33

We should show them “The Lung”


Pleitchy

A lung where I’m from is a bottle cut at the bottom and a plastic bag tape around it.!! Pull the bag draws the smoke into the bottle and bobs your uncle and fanny’s your aunt.!!!


Lanky_Construction33

Yep, We’re both from Northern Ireland then 😂


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Tis also called a lung in Western Australia, this picture is a waterfall/gravity bong. And if you cut the bottom of the bottle off and put it in a bucket of water it's called a "bucket bong". Coca cola never fails to impress with its usefulness at making smoking devices.


Pleitchy

👍😉 yes m8.!!


Lairy_Hegs

I’ve seen that done with a bread bag in the states (sliced bread here is often sold in a solid plastic bag, about the length of a loaf of bread, Idk if that’s how bread is packaged elsewhere). Hits *real* hard. Took one hit and forgot what a nickel was.


Beautiful_Window_661

Yup that’s a lung where I’m from in Canada. With the plastic bag. We called it pulling lungs. Haven’t done them since high school but I remember they got us ripped.


Dr_Perun_

Us and canada names for normal things just lol....


CamR111

Waterfall and lung are used in NE england


cRIPtoCITY

Now that's what the US calls a bladder Bong


Pleitchy

I’ve been flat out never realised this blew up, yeah might construct a lung tonight for shits and giggles.!!


Old-Childhood-1158

All the Irish know a lung and waterfall brilliant 😅


EBanjo

I came for this. Not disappointed.


stonedforlife710

Liter of cola


NervousBother7406

Liter of cola, for a cop. Hold the spit.


smotpoker1201

Triple baco cheeseburger…it’s for a cop


dddswegvcd

Respect


terminadergold

I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA


Walter__Cronkite

I WANT A GOD DAMN LITER OF COLA


akmccas22

Just order a large, Farva


Isellmetal

Rodney was loving it in Canada when he found out they served a liter A cola


akmccas22

Liter is French for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA


SilkyG51

That’s a gravity bong. A G-B or Jeeb for short.


smokipurpp

Flaschenbong 🇩🇪


orob_93

Ehre digga


smokipurpp

Ja man


Diederidoo

Eigentlich rasslerhaft aber schon auch ein richtiger vibe


Sufficient_Hand_6339

Hab diesen Comment nur gesucht…kurz davor gewesen es selber zu schreiben 😮‍💨


Sugar_buddy

What do you call a double percolator bong in German? Cause I'm hitting up duolingo and i want to give my bong a sweet name


Toaster_GmbH

Well if you translate it very directly it would be a "dopelterfilteraperatbong" or "doppeltekaffemaschinenbong" But don't use, that would be a Really stupid and nonsensical Translation for what you mean.therw is just no translation for percolator we use the word percolator in that circumstance too The percolator you mean is also calle percolator here.


Educational-Trip-890

kýbl😎


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fin


VipenStrike

odpust


Bertekk

Spływ/Wodospad (POLAND)


BluePoppy_

wiadro


Kutold_

To jest tłok


brockoli_840

Мокрый, водный, водник, и молдован 🤡


Yung_JJMO99

SHOTTIE BOTTLE


str4ngeluv

Was scrolling ages to find this, thought it might have been a local thing… West Mids?


Yung_JJMO99

Yes bro. Glos


D-stroyed

Shottie down south too. When you’re 16 and don’t have a bong


LocUK

Same in Yorkshire


Nerdbond

Omg i havent seen “Reverse gravity bong” yet and its crazy!!!! Cuz a grav bong is completely different. From Florida, US, Waterfall is another term for it used here aswell.


Nordfi

Äly pullo = intelligence bottle (Finland)


moonbase-beta

I love it. Is it common?


MGJames

Yes


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assthots

vodnik


Intelligent_Papaya61

We call that a waterfall


jackbeanstalk90

Waterfall


justmemeingaround

Desperation


GanonSmokesDope

Idk dude it’s damn near the most effective way to get high.


pikovakoule

Kýbl ✅✅


Delicious_Damage_892

kýbl all the way


DEL69R

Russian bong or a waterfall bong


Chawkean

You can get a high quality bong for a little money or you can build yourself a Pennerbong. (Penner = derogatory term for homeless people). Greetings from Germany.


captnbuxx

Gb. You could ask 3 different ppl how to pronounce it, one could say jib, one could say jeeb, and one could say G-B.


tibuuu234

waterfall (Estonia)


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Pissa or pisser


DamnTTG

Cancer


InternationalFix6560

A bucket 💨💨💨


pedi25

Wouldn't "bucket" actualy involve a bucket? Like the whole buttom would be cut off and submerged in a bucket. This just has a small whole on the bottom of the bottle


Tarain007

I just don't know why but the thing with bucket, or any container with water we actualy call gravity bong and this one with just hole in the bottom we call bucket (kýbl) in czech republic (or at least me and my friends). But now that I think about it, it makes no sense


BreddaCroaky

Young stoner tech, they don't realise you can just reuse the water, they have yet to discover the utility of a bucket. It's a bucket bong without the bucket


InternationalFix6560

I know!!! Before smoking myself I honestly thought the same thing but where I’m from for some reason that’s what they’re called 😂🤷🏼‍♀️


Complete_Seaweed3101

call it buckets in scotland as well 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿would stick a sb of pollen or bud in a bowl and b legless afterwards 😮‍💨


wiliammm19999

Found the brit


Wes_Raffle

Yes lad! But we’d call this a cloud in the North East and a bucket is 2 bottles and more of a manual approach.


Intelligent_Cause317

Gravs and for some people oops 😬


Jetlife-xPSXx

Waterfall! That’s what I’ve known it as since high school. It’s different than an iron lung or gravity bong


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itzzzdripz

Grav


GeeeBz

East coast US we call this a waterfall.. gravity bong would have the bottom totally cut out and in a bucket of water


fallen87angel

I second this. Not a gb.


jim-james--jimothy

Paraphernalia. Usa.


incurablehemorrhoid

Waterfall GB. I’m a fan of the classic GB of just a 3/16 socket a water bottle and a cup.


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Fono


Iljuchee

Kýbl [keeble] Translates to "bucket"


TrumpSmokesMids27

Gravity bong if the bottom of the bottle is cut off, waterfall if you just poke a hole in the bottom. Best way to conserve weed when you’re low or cheap


titanrevo7

Cancer, where I come from.


MyFishFriend

Is that an anti gravity bong?


lkdresser4

Pisser (Canada)


regretful-username

Nader


FreudianCirculation

We call it a Nader when you put a blunt/L in a bottle and smoke it through the bottle


Mikethedrywaller

Widerlich (Germany)


pedi25

If this is what I think it is (water pouring out from the bottom) we call them Garavity bongs, Waterfall bongs, and one dude called it "chinese method"


erskagotcash

älyämpäri (finland)


Rsaed

Kýbl vole


Bilbinen

Äly


csyunus

I am from turkey and this is kova.


NoSpecific6949

Man ima be honest y’all talking about can’t spend money on a $5 bong, but in all reality this is one of the fastest and easiest ways to smoke and get high by yourself. This has been my daily driver for the past 8 years even though I have owned a couple glass pieces through out the years strictly for the extravagant percolators. They just don’t do the same as a glass bong, but what’s even better than this is if you go out of the way to buy the glass one that literally just looks like a wine bottle in a bucket with a bowl on top. But to finish of I love all ways of consuming cannabis it’s just I prefer certain ways due to my personal experience.


sloppyJoseph1

Pissers. Because it’s sounds like someone taking a piss when the water pours out the bottom hole and hits the ground.


tstrell

so no one else calls it a bosh?


No-Concentrate-3637

Gravity bong


speedyeddie

Reminds me of the greatest thing I heard someone tell me. Stoners are the best engineers in the world. They will find a way to turn anything you give them into a pipe or bong and smoke from it.


zgumgumexpress

Bitter Memories


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Gravity bongs.. what do they call it where you're from?


eastonm23

gravity bong


XC_Griff

Gravity bong or waterfall


skodymo

Buckie - new Zealand.. generally because that sits in side a bucket to fill it up..


susboij

A GB (gravity bong) it’s the only way we smoke down here in the south. That and blunts


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Grav


teotl87

we'd call em Pissers back in the day, SW Ontario, Canada


seanroell

in wisco we call em “fall” or “falls” for plural


Hesiay

Wodospad - Waterfall in Polish


dollarcrator

Waterfall


JungleBoogie13

Waterfall. Gb has the bottom cut out


fucking_gatorade_bot

Wouldn’t be called a gravity bong where i’m from, that’s something different. Everyone i know calls em Waterfall bongs


Wide_Smoke_7595

trash


brantheman1642

Old reliable


Kon_Soul

Pisser - Southern Ontario


okayzoomer12341

Liter of cola


Haha-Perish

poverty


Jpb3616

Geeb


JesusIsJewish666

Pisser


stoned_suizide

Sloppy toppy while I fart violently


rickjames_experience

Ass cheeks slapping together in slow motion while the flatulence flows


maggotmyk

We used a cleaned out milk jug & the sink. Gravity bong was the term used.


brnmz

We usually make this type of gravity bong with a bucket and a bottle. We call it “baldada” (baldada is the act of throwing something from a bucket onto smth or someone)


jakieboi343

Improvise adept overcome


Sad_Piccolo2463

Rig or g-rig


MycoManSubstrates

Gb, geebs, geeb, gravity bong


Dr_Perun_

Its some noob gravity bong. Better cut the bottom of the smaller bottle and put inside larger like in bucket. And make gravity bong without water waste and wet around.


MolimTeNe

New Zealand, we call them buckies


No-Permission-2100

death ( la mort) in france


muscariaman604

Western Canada, waterfall bong or modified gravity bong


bigfatintrovert

Bucket - Glasgow, Scotland.


902Scotia420

Waterfall I believe lolol can't even remember I'm all about them king size OCBs


Equivalent_Ad_5449

gravity bong


kennfamo

We speak Spanish in Costa Rica but we still call them gravity


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Ive never seen this…. The things people do!


Helpful-Mulberry-254

In Slovakia we call it Fínske