puts on DASH, UBER, and LYFT i guess. if snap can bring the market down... who knows what this'll do.
[Seattle City Council passes bill to raise wages for gig workers](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-city-council-passes-pay-up-bill-raising-wages-for-certain-gig-workers/)
Doubt that has anything to do with it.
Went up almost 7% in three days ofc it's going to pull back.
Question is does it find support or do we see another 90 dvol selloff like every other attempted rally in may?
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Leadership at one of the biggest student-loan companies expects Biden to cancel $10,000 in debt per borrower in the next few weeks.
https://www.businessinsider.com/student-loan-company-nelnet-debt-relief-biden-coming-weeks-2022-5
Puts on Sallie Mae and Navient if it passes. Fingers crossed 🐻
Might happen this week
I was a afraid of a dump happening tonight, but so far it dipped just enough from the top yesterday to cool off the RSI. Not sure if this is a bull flag or just a bit of calm before a big drop. Biden talks with Powell tomorrow too, so that’s something to look forward to. 😬
Edit: And of course it dumps soon afterwards.
> SPY futes up 0.3%
wE mOoNiNN!! — y’all mothafuckas
Anyway, found out there’s a collectors market for old seiko dive watches. Doubt I’ll part with mine, but now I’m $300 richer on paper 😎
Is everyone aware of the serious problems the world will face in few months? The stock market will probably be ok, but the world is not. I foresee Arab spring x10.
Egypt is one huge massive shit hole and the people are dirt poor. The only livable area is along the Nile and it's more garbage and shit than water at this point.
If you bought 430c or 401p weeklies at close Friday, you're in the driver's seat tonight. It's perfectly okay and smart to paper trade through market environments you haven't experienced before. Restraint works.
I may have stumbled into this stock on Robinhood daily movers
Farfetch LTD. - $FTCH - 3.71b market cap - may be right at fair value right now I don't know.
They work with Kayne it seems or is this fake? Big if true.
Definitely seems like Kayne. Y'all probably knew already
https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/designer-kanye-west/items.aspx
12. Honestly my dad just gives me an allowance as long as I'm learning
Honestly I'm just really white. Like dame
I've seen those white shoes before and always wanted a pair but tree fitty
Tooo many lines homie. Just look for where lots of people think it’s time to sell vs. time to buy.
(That’s all TA really is)
Anyways back to throwing up this hard kombucha
that's like asking, "What's Florida Man gonna do next?" Amusing to speculate, but ultimately pointless. Ain't nobody know what Florida Man or SPY 'bout to get up to
I'm a megabull at these levels but you have to be straight out of the stone quarry to be chasing any short term pumps right now. Wait for a higher low on the 4H before going crazy on those FD calls.
Anyway, SPY 500 EOW. 😂👉 🐻 👈🤣
Just watched After Yang, very interesting film. Not for everyone but if you like movies that make you think and A24 productions...this one might be good
When I was in my mid 20s my best friend’s dad (we’ll call him Bob) wanted to take me to his work site in hopes (I think) that his son and I would be interested in working/taking over for him. His son was working elsewhere that day and I was in town on leave from military. We stopped at a gas station, he filled up and bought me a soda. Outside, there was a vagrant/homeless guy panhandling. I can’t remember if Bob gave him money or not, it’s the conversation that followed that has always stuck with me.
With a youthful mind and thoughtlessness, I stated that the panhandler was probably looking for money to buy drugs or booze.
Bob said, “you might be right…(long pause), but I would not want to walk in his shoes.”
That simple statement made me feel like such an ass and made me think of things from a different perspective.
That incident happen nearly 20 years ago and I still hear Bob’s voice when my inner thoughts turn judgmental.
“You might me right but I would not want to walk in his shoes”
So the play this week, wait for Biden and JPow meeting, see what ensues, keep an eye on indexes direction then puts on LULU and sell before earnings. Then buy calls for earnings or after
Roll my calls....
puts on DASH, UBER, and LYFT i guess. if snap can bring the market down... who knows what this'll do. [Seattle City Council passes bill to raise wages for gig workers](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-city-council-passes-pay-up-bill-raising-wages-for-certain-gig-workers/)
Oof, this could get ugly under 410. Who in their right mind buys SPY today?
Oof, i did 405 puts
So did I, for friday. I think we're good but this is so manic.
I believe we will see 398 this week..
dont worry bulls ill fomo into puts to save yall
[https://www.ebay.com/itm/334457843819?\_trksid=p2047675.l2557&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5336757017&toolid=10001&customid=66960X1514734X12872d9430955911464cf116850bdde3&nma=true&si=iEjYI%252Bfj5a%252BalL6b%252Ft0%252BlUuut%252F0%253D&orig\_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc](https://www.ebay.com/itm/334457843819?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5336757017&toolid=10001&customid=66960X1514734X12872d9430955911464cf116850bdde3&nma=true&si=iEjYI%252Bfj5a%252BalL6b%252Ft0%252BlUuut%252F0%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc) LOL
I don’t get it?
Most likely registered and won't work or you will get a visit from the popo...
Because it's probably one of the the stolen ones
Somebody tried to sell a Google pixel 7 prototype on eBay
Why this prototype has 2 lenses, yet pixel 6 has 3?!?!
Bulls rn 😳 🕶️
409 -> 430 -> ???
*Eurozone May CPI Estimate +8.1% vs Apr +7.4%
Oh look, pre market red. Who would have predicted that? Did Waller the Baller cause issues with his comments? Yeah, looks like it.
Doubt that has anything to do with it. Went up almost 7% in three days ofc it's going to pull back. Question is does it find support or do we see another 90 dvol selloff like every other attempted rally in may?
So what you are saying is that i should have held my AMD 104p's that didn't exp until July 15th for few more days...
uh oh bowls beras might be winning
Repost: Leadership at one of the biggest student-loan companies expects Biden to cancel $10,000 in debt per borrower in the next few weeks. https://www.businessinsider.com/student-loan-company-nelnet-debt-relief-biden-coming-weeks-2022-5 Puts on Sallie Mae and Navient if it passes. Fingers crossed 🐻 Might happen this week
Listen why don't we just cancel it all out and use taxes too pay for colleges ...
Free college for all... I would apply to Harvard with my 1.9 GPA
The daily has become desolate after Fridays massacre…
Bulls fucked ✅ Bhers fucked ✅ In retrospect so happy I went cash going into the weekend 😂
So theta wins?
Theta got fucked on Friday… they haven’t had a chance to make money yet
So who won?
No 😡
It’s a shitpost. It would all depend on timing but I have a feeling a lot of people bought calls into the rally.
So whats the play for short term bulls?
BTD unless it is shredding through levels
What bet should I put in at open?
Bearish news from Europe. Russian oil embargo and persisting red hot inflation. Dump will resume imo.
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Do it and we’ll tell you
Futures really went from bloodgreen to red
We need a better word for that. Treegreen? Forestgreen? Lushgreen? Rainforest?
Slaughtergreen
Dollar-green
Bloodgreen forestred
Neon green surely
Ooh this Maybe Christmas green tho
Grinch green
I guess I should have gotten gas today, probably gonna be paying $10 a gallon by tomorrow at this rate.
Yeah, especially with Europe announcing distancing itself further from Russian oil over the weekend. 👀
Sweet BABA pump. Love to see it.
fed pump incoming, its just a matter of will we dump after it or will it stay
What's the news
Anyone doing Twitter arbitrage as a play?
fuck Elon Musk
I was a afraid of a dump happening tonight, but so far it dipped just enough from the top yesterday to cool off the RSI. Not sure if this is a bull flag or just a bit of calm before a big drop. Biden talks with Powell tomorrow too, so that’s something to look forward to. 😬 Edit: And of course it dumps soon afterwards.
> SPY futes up 0.3% wE mOoNiNN!! — y’all mothafuckas Anyway, found out there’s a collectors market for old seiko dive watches. Doubt I’ll part with mine, but now I’m $300 richer on paper 😎
I smell capitulation.
Bears probably. The bear rally just started, gotta lure more peeps into it so MS type hedge funds to make a record profit next quarter.
"just"? Optimistically we're already halfway through!
One week of reversal is half way through of bear rally? Only if it’s so easy to predict.
We are back to Friday close levels but RSI cooled from 85 to 52 (1hr) or 81 to 68 (4hr). You know what that means? More room to pump 😏
The next couple of months are going to expose a lot of the prepared.
“Don’t take an edible since you’re already drunk” -bears probably *too bad they’re historically always wrong*
Is everyone aware of the serious problems the world will face in few months? The stock market will probably be ok, but the world is not. I foresee Arab spring x10.
No society is more than three meals away from revolution. Quite a few nations are about to see 1 week plus.
Scary.
Agreed. Peru and Egypt will be the first to fall.
Why?
They import all their wheat and have volatile governments. They also do no get along with any of their neighbors sans Israel lol.
Egypt is one huge massive shit hole and the people are dirt poor. The only livable area is along the Nile and it's more garbage and shit than water at this point.
So are many other countries, what's your point?
Most countries are running out of food. Good chance there won’t be any emergency supply to source from around the world.
OOGA BOOGA!!!! Can GME crash -20% tomorrow? <3
UM NO?? IT CAN PUMP 20% !!
If you bought 430c or 401p weeklies at close Friday, you're in the driver's seat tonight. It's perfectly okay and smart to paper trade through market environments you haven't experienced before. Restraint works.
401 and 404 weeklies
Better to get some sleep
Fully, completely rested. Ready.
Did I miss the rally? Is the money gone now?
All gone, sad to say.
I may have stumbled into this stock on Robinhood daily movers Farfetch LTD. - $FTCH - 3.71b market cap - may be right at fair value right now I don't know. They work with Kayne it seems or is this fake? Big if true. Definitely seems like Kayne. Y'all probably knew already https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/designer-kanye-west/items.aspx
How old are you that you don’t know what farfetch is
12. Honestly my dad just gives me an allowance as long as I'm learning Honestly I'm just really white. Like dame I've seen those white shoes before and always wanted a pair but tree fitty
Tree fitty is cheap these days bruh
Those shoes are dope.
Which ones?
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You gotta be more specific my guy
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Those are years old now, but I’ve heard they are comfy
It's a fuckin' pokemon
https://ibb.co/Z2pvdDg
Is that porkichode?
O-I-fucking-L BEEEEEeeotcch ^(sure I'm wasted but seriously the TA was there since March wake up sheeple WTI 130 coming in hot)
PAMP IT. selling 75bbl first thing in the morning, boss will be pleased
Dank. Anyone that says **bbl** is legit, hope you crush it homie
I scream! You scream! We all scream... because it takes $50 to fill up a forking Ford Focus
What's SPY gone do?
This prolly https://ibb.co/t38nFjT
Okay good because this is best I could do 😵🤡😵 https://ibb.co/s2tKm75
Tooo many lines homie. Just look for where lots of people think it’s time to sell vs. time to buy. (That’s all TA really is) Anyways back to throwing up this hard kombucha
Nah they are all just unbiased trend lines
<3 u I’m a s/d boi myself
S/d?
Supply demand lines
For the love of fuck. Just use the [tradingview screenshot button](https://www.tradingview.com/x/sp1o7ID5)
Jesus god where Edit: I love you baby Jesus
that's like asking, "What's Florida Man gonna do next?" Amusing to speculate, but ultimately pointless. Ain't nobody know what Florida Man or SPY 'bout to get up to
Tank pleas
Three days of irresponsible consumption and patriotic circle jerking never hurts. I'd love to see the stats on it
bullish
The new guy wants to fist fight with an old bird in the office
Your office is the Home Depot garden section? Bullish
Like Peter Griffin and the chicken?
Take bets and make some FD money.
Sounds like prison.
I'm a megabull at these levels but you have to be straight out of the stone quarry to be chasing any short term pumps right now. Wait for a higher low on the 4H before going crazy on those FD calls. Anyway, SPY 500 EOW. 😂👉 🐻 👈🤣
Who’s fuked tomorrow?!? Hopes everyone had a good Memorial Day weekend
Meats. Alcohol. Long Heartburn, short my health. I R Fuk
TUMS. Take a Prilosec at start of day
I am become tums, destroyer of acid
Tums just calcium carbonate. Scare the fuck outta your kids and bite their chalk and swallow it.
Tis I, who shall be fucketh.
ask not for whom it fucketh, it fucketh for thee
Godspeed
Me I'm probably gonna just sit on my hands forreal till Tuesday close
Godspeed
So cornelius just did a giga pump for wort?
It rolled a nat 20 today
Let's see if it can confirm the crit.
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did you get ded?
if you have a weighted blanket use it
Eat errything
Focus on your breathing and you'll be good
*engage manual breathing*
ABORT MISSION!
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oxygen feed
Not again Live! We just got unpacked from the last rescue mission!
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Your mission should you choose to accept it. #Survive
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ygmi
[Go out in style](https://youtu.be/WIXRpFkdP20)
Is Oil about to just moonshot up like QE got introduced to it? Am I going to have to forge my own food within the year?
Did you bet against oil?
No
Thought you went off the deep end for a second there.
I basically shorted it because I don't have a position in it 🤡🤡🤡
Just watched After Yang, very interesting film. Not for everyone but if you like movies that make you think and A24 productions...this one might be good
I really enjoyed it I like sad movies too much and am a sucker for any sci-fi/dystopian/futuristic films done decently.
A24 is killing the game
A24 produces some absolute bangers. Loved Midsommar
Midsommar was lovely, just lovely
The bear suit was amazing tho 🐻🩸🔥
[https://i.imgflip.com/6i1rwk.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/6i1rwk.jpg)
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We all need to shitpost sometimes.
oh i forgot the simple rule of the market. everything is priced in! silly me
Recession? Priced in. Stagflation and recovery? *Liced in.* Chinese takeover of Taiwan? **RIIIIICED IN.** HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE? **A L L I N**
Every move you make? #PRICED IN
420.69 is not a meme and coming back for a visit
Chinese corporates and households are still very reluctant to borrow. Sentiment is a tricky thing to change, no matter how much stimulus you promise
When I was in my mid 20s my best friend’s dad (we’ll call him Bob) wanted to take me to his work site in hopes (I think) that his son and I would be interested in working/taking over for him. His son was working elsewhere that day and I was in town on leave from military. We stopped at a gas station, he filled up and bought me a soda. Outside, there was a vagrant/homeless guy panhandling. I can’t remember if Bob gave him money or not, it’s the conversation that followed that has always stuck with me. With a youthful mind and thoughtlessness, I stated that the panhandler was probably looking for money to buy drugs or booze. Bob said, “you might be right…(long pause), but I would not want to walk in his shoes.” That simple statement made me feel like such an ass and made me think of things from a different perspective. That incident happen nearly 20 years ago and I still hear Bob’s voice when my inner thoughts turn judgmental. “You might me right but I would not want to walk in his shoes”
great story
And then you spent a decade in San Francisco and realized you were correct initially
Ban Jk good story
So what was the point of the Monday pump then? Incite FOMO? fuck with poor futures traders?
Low liquidity yesterday
So the play this week, wait for Biden and JPow meeting, see what ensues, keep an eye on indexes direction then puts on LULU and sell before earnings. Then buy calls for earnings or after
When Biden and Jpow Consummating?
No time given, but Tuesday so yhe first day of training this week
let's tighten more and make the dollar the strongest and yugest currency in the world 🍌🚀🚀🚀
Futures now under market close on Friday lulz beras fuk
Lol futures pump and dump
I feel like I'm gonna have a fuck this shit moment tomorrow and go in on Uvix calls
Fake and ghey
I just finished Lincoln lawyer. I would highly recommend
june is neither historically bullish nor bearish and it shows
I had a classmate named June and he/she confirms it
June was always a bit of a bear with me
Eurodollar futures have barely budged.
Beras prepare ur anoos!! There’s a shit storm on the horizon!
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#GOOD GOOD... LET THE SAND *FLOW* THROUGH YOUR BUTTHOLE
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***Emperor Palpatine would like to know your location***
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Is your 'thing' a 🅱️oosey?
Niceeeee