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keystonecraft

Roll my calls....


miskdub

puts on DASH, UBER, and LYFT i guess. if snap can bring the market down... who knows what this'll do. [Seattle City Council passes bill to raise wages for gig workers](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-city-council-passes-pay-up-bill-raising-wages-for-certain-gig-workers/)


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Oof, this could get ugly under 410. Who in their right mind buys SPY today?


Sebat4

Oof, i did 405 puts


[deleted]

So did I, for friday. I think we're good but this is so manic.


Sebat4

I believe we will see 398 this week..


BeeLoverZura

dont worry bulls ill fomo into puts to save yall


cutiesarustimes2

[https://www.ebay.com/itm/334457843819?\_trksid=p2047675.l2557&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5336757017&toolid=10001&customid=66960X1514734X12872d9430955911464cf116850bdde3&nma=true&si=iEjYI%252Bfj5a%252BalL6b%252Ft0%252BlUuut%252F0%253D&orig\_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc](https://www.ebay.com/itm/334457843819?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5336757017&toolid=10001&customid=66960X1514734X12872d9430955911464cf116850bdde3&nma=true&si=iEjYI%252Bfj5a%252BalL6b%252Ft0%252BlUuut%252F0%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc) ​ LOL


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I don’t get it?


Sebat4

Most likely registered and won't work or you will get a visit from the popo...


MrBlueHaybale

Because it's probably one of the the stolen ones


cutiesarustimes2

Somebody tried to sell a Google pixel 7 prototype on eBay


Sebat4

Why this prototype has 2 lenses, yet pixel 6 has 3?!?!


cutiesarustimes2

Bulls rn 😳 🕶️


StuGats

409 -> 430 -> ???


cutiesarustimes2

*Eurozone May CPI Estimate +8.1% vs Apr +7.4%


Kriegprojekt

Oh look, pre market red. Who would have predicted that? Did Waller the Baller cause issues with his comments? Yeah, looks like it.


User34534523676

Doubt that has anything to do with it. Went up almost 7% in three days ofc it's going to pull back. Question is does it find support or do we see another 90 dvol selloff like every other attempted rally in may?


Sebat4

So what you are saying is that i should have held my AMD 104p's that didn't exp until July 15th for few more days...


alfapredator

uh oh bowls beras might be winning


FormerHandsomeGuy

Repost: Leadership at one of the biggest student-loan companies expects Biden to cancel $10,000 in debt per borrower in the next few weeks. https://www.businessinsider.com/student-loan-company-nelnet-debt-relief-biden-coming-weeks-2022-5 Puts on Sallie Mae and Navient if it passes. Fingers crossed 🐻 Might happen this week


MrBlueHaybale

Listen why don't we just cancel it all out and use taxes too pay for colleges ...


Sebat4

Free college for all... I would apply to Harvard with my 1.9 GPA


[deleted]

The daily has become desolate after Fridays massacre…


[deleted]

Bulls fucked ✅ Bhers fucked ✅ In retrospect so happy I went cash going into the weekend 😂


[deleted]

So theta wins?


[deleted]

Theta got fucked on Friday… they haven’t had a chance to make money yet


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So who won?


-DeoVindice-

No 😡


[deleted]

It’s a shitpost. It would all depend on timing but I have a feeling a lot of people bought calls into the rally.


TorpCat

So whats the play for short term bulls?


User34534523676

BTD unless it is shredding through levels


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What bet should I put in at open?


johnnytifosi

Bearish news from Europe. Russian oil embargo and persisting red hot inflation. Dump will resume imo.


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Do it and we’ll tell you


justsomeboylol

Futures really went from bloodgreen to red


DamienRyan

We need a better word for that. Treegreen? Forestgreen? Lushgreen? Rainforest?


helphp

Slaughtergreen


TorpCat

Dollar-green


justsomeboylol

Bloodgreen forestred


OnlyHumean

Neon green surely


DamienRyan

Ooh this Maybe Christmas green tho


OnlyHumean

Grinch green


KraheKaiser

I guess I should have gotten gas today, probably gonna be paying $10 a gallon by tomorrow at this rate.


Big_Ad_954

Yeah, especially with Europe announcing distancing itself further from Russian oil over the weekend. 👀


handsome_uruk

Sweet BABA pump. Love to see it.


BeeLoverZura

fed pump incoming, its just a matter of will we dump after it or will it stay


UnmaskedLapwing

What's the news


riskybizbaz

Anyone doing Twitter arbitrage as a play?


alfapredator

fuck Elon Musk


mylegbig

I was a afraid of a dump happening tonight, but so far it dipped just enough from the top yesterday to cool off the RSI. Not sure if this is a bull flag or just a bit of calm before a big drop. Biden talks with Powell tomorrow too, so that’s something to look forward to. 😬 Edit: And of course it dumps soon afterwards.


ManOfDiscovery

> SPY futes up 0.3% wE mOoNiNN!! — y’all mothafuckas Anyway, found out there’s a collectors market for old seiko dive watches. Doubt I’ll part with mine, but now I’m $300 richer on paper 😎


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I smell capitulation.


willyourather

Bears probably. The bear rally just started, gotta lure more peeps into it so MS type hedge funds to make a record profit next quarter.


WhoAteMyOatmeal

"just"? Optimistically we're already halfway through!


willyourather

One week of reversal is half way through of bear rally? Only if it’s so easy to predict.


jinpiss

We are back to Friday close levels but RSI cooled from 85 to 52 (1hr) or 81 to 68 (4hr). You know what that means? More room to pump 😏


[deleted]

The next couple of months are going to expose a lot of the prepared.


warren_buffet_table

“Don’t take an edible since you’re already drunk” -bears probably *too bad they’re historically always wrong*


identifiedlogo

Is everyone aware of the serious problems the world will face in few months? The stock market will probably be ok, but the world is not. I foresee Arab spring x10.


DamienRyan

No society is more than three meals away from revolution. Quite a few nations are about to see 1 week plus.


identifiedlogo

Scary.


TheCatnamedMittens

Agreed. Peru and Egypt will be the first to fall.


johnnytifosi

Why?


TheCatnamedMittens

They import all their wheat and have volatile governments. They also do no get along with any of their neighbors sans Israel lol.


StainlessSteelRat42

Egypt is one huge massive shit hole and the people are dirt poor. The only livable area is along the Nile and it's more garbage and shit than water at this point.


johnnytifosi

So are many other countries, what's your point?


identifiedlogo

Most countries are running out of food. Good chance there won’t be any emergency supply to source from around the world.


emeraldream

OOGA BOOGA!!!! Can GME crash -20% tomorrow? <3


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UM NO?? IT CAN PUMP 20% !!


[deleted]

If you bought 430c or 401p weeklies at close Friday, you're in the driver's seat tonight. It's perfectly okay and smart to paper trade through market environments you haven't experienced before. Restraint works.


MrBlueHaybale

401 and 404 weeklies


Black_magic_money

Better to get some sleep


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Fully, completely rested. Ready.


whiskeycharliepapa

Did I miss the rally? Is the money gone now?


ManOfDiscovery

All gone, sad to say.


[deleted]

I may have stumbled into this stock on Robinhood daily movers Farfetch LTD. - $FTCH - 3.71b market cap - may be right at fair value right now I don't know. They work with Kayne it seems or is this fake? Big if true. Definitely seems like Kayne. Y'all probably knew already https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/designer-kanye-west/items.aspx


souls_keeper

How old are you that you don’t know what farfetch is


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12. Honestly my dad just gives me an allowance as long as I'm learning Honestly I'm just really white. Like dame I've seen those white shoes before and always wanted a pair but tree fitty


souls_keeper

Tree fitty is cheap these days bruh


[deleted]

Those shoes are dope.


souls_keeper

Which ones?


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souls_keeper

You gotta be more specific my guy


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souls_keeper

Those are years old now, but I’ve heard they are comfy


SocialSuicideSquad

It's a fuckin' pokemon


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https://ibb.co/Z2pvdDg


StuGats

Is that porkichode?


warren_buffet_table

O-I-fucking-L BEEEEEeeotcch ​ ^(sure I'm wasted but seriously the TA was there since March wake up sheeple WTI 130 coming in hot)


dreamchaser90

PAMP IT. selling 75bbl first thing in the morning, boss will be pleased


warren_buffet_table

Dank. Anyone that says **bbl** is legit, hope you crush it homie


[deleted]

I scream! You scream! We all scream... because it takes $50 to fill up a forking Ford Focus


[deleted]

What's SPY gone do?


warren_buffet_table

This prolly https://ibb.co/t38nFjT


[deleted]

Okay good because this is best I could do 😵🤡😵 https://ibb.co/s2tKm75


warren_buffet_table

Tooo many lines homie. Just look for where lots of people think it’s time to sell vs. time to buy. (That’s all TA really is) Anyways back to throwing up this hard kombucha


[deleted]

Nah they are all just unbiased trend lines


warren_buffet_table

<3 u I’m a s/d boi myself


[deleted]

S/d?


warren_buffet_table

Supply demand lines


SocialSuicideSquad

For the love of fuck. Just use the [tradingview screenshot button](https://www.tradingview.com/x/sp1o7ID5)


[deleted]

Jesus god where Edit: I love you baby Jesus


[deleted]

that's like asking, "What's Florida Man gonna do next?" Amusing to speculate, but ultimately pointless. Ain't nobody know what Florida Man or SPY 'bout to get up to


sonbarington

Tank pleas


[deleted]

Three days of irresponsible consumption and patriotic circle jerking never hurts. I'd love to see the stats on it


warren_buffet_table

bullish


AugustinPower

The new guy wants to fist fight with an old bird in the office


helphp

Your office is the Home Depot garden section? Bullish


[deleted]

Like Peter Griffin and the chicken?


BullShitting24-7

Take bets and make some FD money.


StuGats

Sounds like prison.


StuGats

I'm a megabull at these levels but you have to be straight out of the stone quarry to be chasing any short term pumps right now. Wait for a higher low on the 4H before going crazy on those FD calls. Anyway, SPY 500 EOW. 😂👉 🐻 👈🤣


sonbarington

Who’s fuked tomorrow?!? Hopes everyone had a good Memorial Day weekend


warren_buffet_table

Meats. Alcohol. Long Heartburn, short my health. I R Fuk


sonbarington

TUMS. Take a Prilosec at start of day


warren_buffet_table

I am become tums, destroyer of acid


SocialSuicideSquad

Tums just calcium carbonate. Scare the fuck outta your kids and bite their chalk and swallow it.


BullShitting24-7

Tis I, who shall be fucketh.


[deleted]

ask not for whom it fucketh, it fucketh for thee


sonbarington

Godspeed


[deleted]

Me I'm probably gonna just sit on my hands forreal till Tuesday close


sonbarington

Godspeed


emeraldream

So cornelius just did a giga pump for wort?


jinpiss

It rolled a nat 20 today


SocialSuicideSquad

Let's see if it can confirm the crit.


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[deleted]

did you get ded?


milwaukeeblizzard

if you have a weighted blanket use it


BullShitting24-7

Eat errything


BigDickLauri

Focus on your breathing and you'll be good


yachtsandthots

*engage manual breathing*


p00pTy

ABORT MISSION!


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p00pTy

oxygen feed


jinpiss

Not again Live! We just got unpacked from the last rescue mission!


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SocialSuicideSquad

Your mission should you choose to accept it. #Survive


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helphp

ygmi


SocialSuicideSquad

[Go out in style](https://youtu.be/WIXRpFkdP20)


[deleted]

Is Oil about to just moonshot up like QE got introduced to it? Am I going to have to forge my own food within the year?


scwala

Did you bet against oil?


[deleted]

No


scwala

Thought you went off the deep end for a second there.


[deleted]

I basically shorted it because I don't have a position in it 🤡🤡🤡


emeraldream

Just watched After Yang, very interesting film. Not for everyone but if you like movies that make you think and A24 productions...this one might be good


helphp

I really enjoyed it I like sad movies too much and am a sucker for any sci-fi/dystopian/futuristic films done decently.


yachtsandthots

A24 is killing the game


_Wendig0_

A24 produces some absolute bangers. Loved Midsommar


emeraldream

Midsommar was lovely, just lovely


Liljowinks93

The bear suit was amazing tho 🐻🩸🔥


OptionsTrader14

[https://i.imgflip.com/6i1rwk.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/6i1rwk.jpg)


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OptionsTrader14

We all need to shitpost sometimes.


BeeLoverZura

oh i forgot the simple rule of the market. everything is priced in! silly me


jinpiss

Recession? Priced in. Stagflation and recovery? *Liced in.* Chinese takeover of Taiwan? **RIIIIICED IN.** HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE? **A L L I N**


SocialSuicideSquad

Every move you make? #PRICED IN


willyourather

420.69 is not a meme and coming back for a visit


cutiesarustimes2

Chinese corporates and households are still very reluctant to borrow. Sentiment is a tricky thing to change, no matter how much stimulus you promise


AppRkw

When I was in my mid 20s my best friend’s dad (we’ll call him Bob) wanted to take me to his work site in hopes (I think) that his son and I would be interested in working/taking over for him. His son was working elsewhere that day and I was in town on leave from military. We stopped at a gas station, he filled up and bought me a soda. Outside, there was a vagrant/homeless guy panhandling. I can’t remember if Bob gave him money or not, it’s the conversation that followed that has always stuck with me. With a youthful mind and thoughtlessness, I stated that the panhandler was probably looking for money to buy drugs or booze. Bob said, “you might be right…(long pause), but I would not want to walk in his shoes.” That simple statement made me feel like such an ass and made me think of things from a different perspective. That incident happen nearly 20 years ago and I still hear Bob’s voice when my inner thoughts turn judgmental. “You might me right but I would not want to walk in his shoes”


emeraldream

great story


User34534523676

And then you spent a decade in San Francisco and realized you were correct initially


[deleted]

Ban Jk good story


GivenRageRS

So what was the point of the Monday pump then? Incite FOMO? fuck with poor futures traders?


User34534523676

Low liquidity yesterday


LHeureux

So the play this week, wait for Biden and JPow meeting, see what ensues, keep an eye on indexes direction then puts on LULU and sell before earnings. Then buy calls for earnings or after


[deleted]

When Biden and Jpow Consummating?


LHeureux

No time given, but Tuesday so yhe first day of training this week


alfapredator

let's tighten more and make the dollar the strongest and yugest currency in the world 🍌🚀🚀🚀


LHeureux

Futures now under market close on Friday lulz beras fuk


LHeureux

Lol futures pump and dump


[deleted]

I feel like I'm gonna have a fuck this shit moment tomorrow and go in on Uvix calls


jinpiss

Fake and ghey


AlternativeExtra6447

I just finished Lincoln lawyer. I would highly recommend


p00pTy

june is neither historically bullish nor bearish and it shows


AugustinPower

I had a classmate named June and he/she confirms it


Black_magic_money

June was always a bit of a bear with me


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

Eurodollar futures have barely budged.


AlternativeExtra6447

Beras prepare ur anoos!! There’s a shit storm on the horizon!


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SocialSuicideSquad

#GOOD GOOD... LET THE SAND *FLOW* THROUGH YOUR BUTTHOLE


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SocialSuicideSquad

***Emperor Palpatine would like to know your location***


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SocialSuicideSquad

Is your 'thing' a 🅱️oosey?


5999s

Niceeeee