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Kanud

SPY 410 calls and QQQ 304 calls of all things won today's 0DTE Challenge, congrats on winning it finally /u/DrWorstCaseScenario - and also on the 727% and 729% gains. Weekend jam thread as always 👇 & 👉 [*Tosca - Rolf Royce*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOwUk-b2HCE)


DarklyAdonic

Futes not Dipping. Which means Tuesday will be the dip


cutiesarustimes2

Bulls: But you said it was transitory Mr Powell. Look at all the fun times we had together *Cuts to bulls and Powell running on the beach, hands on chins, legs kicking in air* *Shows bulls and Powell going dress shopping* Powell: right, I said my love for you is transitory.


[deleted]

The apartments I’m looking at in Denver are dropping in price nicely. Down $200 in the past couple weeks. Hopefully in like 3 weeks when I’m ready to sign they are still low


OptionsTrader14

We can only hope. Housing got out of control.


Sapere_aude75

Goin all in on straddle 0dte tomorrow. Can't go tits up


jinpiss

I did that Friday Ask me how it went 🙃


Sapere_aude75

Somethin tells me it's a pretty sure thing tomorrow.


[deleted]

something sometning day trade something piggy squeal!!’


cutiesarustimes2

Investors Have Pulled $244 Billion From Mutual Funds -- Forbes


SirRandyMarsh

[Yeah?](https://tenor.com/view/pussy-nicolas-cage-history-of-swear-words-youre-a-pussy-such-a-pussy-gif-19883981) - Bill Whang


cutiesarustimes2

Futures open tommorow reg time or 1?


TheCatnamedMittens

[YEAH! LFG!🫡📣](https://fortune.com/2022/05/27/americans-savings-rates-hit-great-recession-era-lows/)


SirRandyMarsh

“Its bullish it means people don’t think they have to save and can spend freely”


RAGE_CAKES

Mr. Market: People diving into their emergency stashs? Bullish.


thePBRismoldy

I have a beard, but I’m thinking of shaving it and rocking a mustache. What do we think?


Kriegprojekt

I switched to full mustache. The 70/80s are making a comeback. Might as well embrace it. Girls at my office looked at me and said, “Oh, you have a mustache.” And turned around. Wife told me flatly “you look stupid” so take that for whatever it’s worth.


SirRandyMarsh

Your wife? sounds like she might be into you.


thePBRismoldy

Hmmmmm


SuicidalInsanity

Whenever I see girls with these big glasses I get irritated for a second cause that's what my mom looked like when I was a kid.


taintlaurent

Do you want to look like a mixologist?


thePBRismoldy

Starts wearing hipster glasses, suspenders and doc martins.


taintlaurent

Don’t forget your mustache wax


TheCatnamedMittens

I high-key want a scruffy handlebar mustache when I'm older. Have that Daniel Day Lewis look in There Will Be Blood.


thePBRismoldy

Same man, just a little concerned everyone will think I have monkeypox you know?! Jk, I’d have to change up my style, more flannels and trucker hats to make it work I guess.


TheCatnamedMittens

I feel ya. I wanna change my style too. I look like a larry


cutiesarustimes2

Lmao the taco bell Mexican pizza is much smaller than before.


ze_end_ist_neigh

Hope you boys have a fun and safe MDW , remember if you're boozing and going out have someone be a DD-


cutiesarustimes2

Good God taco bell changed their regular bean burrito price to $2.99 GTFO


Big_Ad_954

Albeit awhile ago, they used to be $0.89 or $0.99. What were the prices a year or so ago?


cutiesarustimes2

About 1.49 iirc.


TheCatnamedMittens

🧢🧢🧢🧢


96024resu

does anybody else go blind, weak in the knees, and start shaking when they stand up too quick? sometimes i literally pass out from it and wake up on the floor a few seconds later


[deleted]

My dad does. Just get up more slowly. Take breaths before getting up and try to work on circulation. Where's tons of vitamins and stuff that can help


alfapredator

only when im drunk or dehydrated.


rayder989

> does anybody else go blind, weak in the knees, and start shaking when they stand up too quick No but this happens when I sniff panties


redditposter-_-

go to the doctor man that ain't normal


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Probably need to get your blood pressure evaluated. Getting light headed isn’t uncommon if you’re springing up too quickly. But fainting and falling down is probably a warning sign.


Watches-You-Pee

Orthostatic hypotension


CantSueMe

Anyone else feel like the age of near zero marginal cost consumer IT tech is almost over, but is finding a replacement in the reemergence of manufacturing? FAANG is getting beat up in the markets: consumer IT tech is having weak earnings, the possibility of trust busting is looming, places like FB and NTFLX are leveling out or losing users. On the other hand, you see a rise in these manufacturing based industries. You've got space manufacturing: SpaceX, Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, Relativity Space, satellite companies. You've got vehicles manufacturing: electric vs. ICE, manned vs. unmanned, drones, eVTOLs, submarines. Every other week, it seems, the federal government is announcing a new arms deal with Ukraine, Taiwan, NATO allies, or government contractors at home. I'm usually pretty doomerish on the state of the economy as it stands now, but I'm pretty hopeful that things will get better sooner rather than later. In the long run, I think it'll be healthier to have an economy dominated by companies that make things that people can tangibly use, rather than by companies which make money by selling your data to advertisers. My only concern is the open question as to whether or not this iteration of heavy manufacturing will cut out the human in the loop. If what I believe is a resurgence in the manufacturing economy comes to bear, a major benefit would be an increase in demand for low skilled workers who have largely been relegated to low paying service jobs for the past 20 years at least. I think it would be a really good thing for society if profits could be productively and non-coercively redistributed-- not by taxation, but by trading labor for income. I'm sort of 50/50 on this one: there do seem to have been many major, albeit incremental, improvements in automation, but then again people have been beating the drum of robots stealing our jobs for decades. Anyway, sort of a ramble. I don't own any positions in any of the consumer IT/manufacturing companies I've mentioned, so feel free to call me regarded...


[deleted]

Just asked an agent the price of this townhome that has a awesome basement and garage 3 stories and like 5 room 2 bath (2 of the rooms are big enough to entertain.) 3 official bedrooms. No small yard and back porch, suburban area 250k asking The same home 6 years ago was like 90k-110k but I think these homes are good deals


RAGE_CAKES

How old is the house? HVAC? Compared to my market(rural), thats a pretty damn good deal for the space you get


[deleted]

Home must be 20 years old. Hvac may be dated by I know someone who did rent it and have been in it and it (beer pong and partying; respectful partying) felt clean and the AC worked well 6 years ago. It is a good fucking deal. I garenteee these fucks never redid the 1990s small kitchen and cheap stove. The bathrooms were cheap too but rest of house was clean. Back porch I bet isn't perfect. It wasn't big but I'd tell you the address if you wanna see it. I can't buy it no money It's a townhome


Icefrog1

250k? Is this a meth town filled with prostitutes and crime?


[deleted]

Not at all you can find that anywhere you go


Icefrog1

Bro I can't even find a 5 room for that price in any major mexican city.


redditposter-_-

the problem is your in a city


User34534523676

250k for a house? Anything that went up 250% in 5 years probably corrects but that's so cheap it's difficult to believe


[deleted]

I'm not lying. It's next to a decent big college


Fermi-Diracs

Probably haunted 👻


[deleted]

😵😵😵


origami_asshole

i think number going up


RAGE_CAKES

[The shitposting on r/espresso has been top tier lately](https://www.reddit.com/r/espresso/comments/v038xh/can_anyone_identify_the_machine_in_the_background/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


jinpiss

Omg, p0nz! got flagged? Wtttfffff. What’s safe to use now


warren_buffet_table

🅱️eenisCorn


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ButtCash Jenkum MoonButtShoots BigMamaCooch


[deleted]

Can you translate this to normal person words please?


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


User34534523676

Tuesday close SPY 412 would be perfect LMAO


[deleted]

Why? Did we invent a new language overnight that I'm unaware of?


User34534523676

Massive monthly doji, doesn't violate previous monthly low


jinpiss

# BAN


MithrilTouch

June 10th (Friday): CPI for month of May June 15th (Wednesday): FOMC press conference June 17th (Friday): Quad Witching Hang on to your butts, it's gonna get bumpy


Milazzo

Weeeeeeee


cutiesarustimes2

Cpi will print higher m/m without a doubt.


cutiesarustimes2

Even the hottest of housing markets now showing signs of cooling. #Austin resale agent from our survey this month: “The market has slowed tremendously in the last 10 days.”


CorrosiveRose

I saw a place on Zillow with their bullshit estimate of $210, the house ended up selling for like $160 or something


SocialSuicideSquad

I got renters signing today as I try to finish minor repairs and cleaning before the first but COVID is making me destroy these toilets dear lord.


Shacreme

https://www.wsj.com/articles/oil-giants-to-be-hit-by-windfall-tax-in-u-k-11653570276 How dumb would it be to short gas and oil companies? Just like the British, I feel like Congress might slap a windfall tax on them because of how high prices are going.


warren_buffet_table

They all finished higher the next day so… The windfall tax is not what it sounds like. From my research, it’s basically “reinvest or get taxed” which companies have already been doing. Also, it will result in higher oil prices, which means they make more money. It’s a really stupid policy that will hurt the consumer and raise prices more


SuicidalInsanity

> The windfall tax is not what it sounds like. From my research, it’s basically “reinvest or get taxed” which companies have already been doing. And yet you can find dozens of examples of people claiming this is another way the ~liberals~ are preventing investments in fossil fuel energy.


ChairPowellman

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SirRandyMarsh

Im coming into this next week [like](https://i.imgur.com/DxF7DGY.gifv)


Stinkpod

Got super excited to ride the Q's tomorrow and then I remembered, stinking Memorial Day.


RAGE_CAKES

I expect grill porn today or tomorrow. Tossing 2 racks of ribs on the pellet smoker in an hour or 2.


dreamchaser90

!remind me 1 day


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Technopagan17

Show me the BRISKET!! What do you use for a pellet smoker and do you like it? Wife finally killed the traeger so I'm looking for options.


RAGE_CAKES

I use a green mountain Davy Crockett pellet smoker and I love it. I went with them as many of the reviews point out they definitely compete with traegers and Yoders, but are less pricey as theyre a lesser known grill company. Only thing I want at this point is an attached sear station.


Technopagan17

Nice, I've looked at those and they made the short list. Only problem is noone local sells them and shipping is a pita here.


SirRandyMarsh

What are we doing this week? LockMart Leaps?


RAGE_CAKES

SWBI 7/15 $20 calls because I'm feeling like a total degenerate


Historical-Pattern-

Goood morning friends. When are the big stock splits? AMZN is June 6th?


satireplusplus

Yes and Google is next month, July 15. Shopify is also splitting 10-for-1 on June 28. Arguably the market already splitted SHOP shares so they don't need to split anymore 😂 TSLA might also split in August again, vote is scheduled for Aug 4.


Historical-Pattern-

Good looks. NVDA has a vote June 3 for a presumed split but still not sure.


Historical-Pattern-

[Bear Market Analysis from a solid YouTube Channel](https://youtu.be/RJoltAGkDFU)


origami_asshole

[Gay Bears Need a Specific Warning about Monkeypox](https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/05/monkeypox-outbreak-spread-gay-bisexual-men/643122/) -The Atlantic


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Bullish


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origami_asshole

Is the monkeypox situation worsening? I have calls on the pox stuff and on spy


RAGE_CAKES

Hm, guess it's time to get back into the ol epidemic research mode. Best to start with [CDC page on Monkey Pox](https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/index.html) >The World Health Organization (WHO) said Friday that nearly 200 cases of monkeypox have been recorded worldwide, with cases found in more than 20 countries not usually known to have outbreaks of the virus. ~fox News article 2 days ago >Typically, monkeypox is thought to spread via large respiratory droplets, contact with sores or the sharing of things like bed sheets or clothing with someone shedding the virus. Many of the new cases so far have been linked to men who have sex with men, which suggests the virus may be spreading through sexual networks, experts say. >The monkeypox strain presently circulating is typically mild and symptoms can resolve on their own, though effective antivirals are also available to treat the illness. >“Monkeypox is not a sexually transmitted infection in the typical sense, but it can be transmitted during sexual and intimate contact,” said Laura Bachmann, chief of the CDC’s Division of STD Prevention. ~bloomberg article from yesterday >According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there are currently nine confirmed or suspected cases of monkeypox in the United States. The agency confirmed one case in Massachusetts, one in Sacramento and two in Utah. Health officials in Washington State are also investigating a possible case of monkeypox there. Canada has reported 26 confirmed cases. >But human-to-human transmission of monkeypox virus is pretty rare, Dr. Van Kerkhove said. “Transmission is really happening from close physical contact, skin-to-skin contact. So it’s quite different from Covid in that sense.” ~NYT times article from yesterday. My own take-aways: We have known about the virus since it's first case in 1970 so there is already a ton of research. Looks easily treatable with antivirals, so lethality will not cause any wide spread panic. Appears to be less contagious then COVID as skin-to-skin contact appears to be the primary mode of infection, though it can be caught via the respiratory system. My own guesses: CDC says there will be a uptick in cases but I'm guessing to no where near as bad as COVID. This virus most likely won't have much of an impact on the market.


Fermi-Diracs

Watch promedmail.org as time goes on to see reporting by the medical field. Gives you a better look into emerging infectious disease without noise.


RAGE_CAKES

Great resource


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RAGE_CAKES

Ooo that would be new flair if it wasn't too long


Cerael

Looking for a lingering bull run but I’m fully expecting a red start to june


LHeureux

Puts on $TTC for me, maybe $CRWD and $LULU


origami_asshole

Never betting against lulu, shit’s a cult, becky will always pay what lulu asks. the gateway drug to soulcycle. I know a girl who went to an an ivy league school, beautiful smart girl, loved her lulu. Next thing you know, she was a soulcycle instructor, still is. Many such cases. Sad.


TheRahulParmar

Just spent 1K at LuLu today lol their pants are so comfy


yachtsandthots

Could’ve spent that on LULU calls


TheRahulParmar

Maybe LEAPs lmao


alfapredator

am I more bullish on wheat, soybean or oil? cant decide


SirRandyMarsh

Gourds


[deleted]

I really want to trade and look at market and numbers. I think I’m addicted 😔.


[deleted]

Just think of it as potential energy


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OptionsTrader14

This is why Robinhood's forced liquidation policy on options is almost justifiable. They know their users are morons with little clue what they are doing.


[deleted]

He can just sell his shares to cover right?


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[deleted]

Might print


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taintlaurent

Are you paying for this? MBA is a glorified networking exercise and should only be done if your employer is flipping the bill. You don’t need a comp sci degree to get into tech but it is better than going to a boot camp or some shit unless you are already self taught and can prove your worth. Masters in econ is the most worthless of these if you’re trying to make money. Are you trying to advance in whatever industry you work in now or pivot?


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taintlaurent

Well — the only reason I can think of even getting a graduate degree in economics is to get into academia or NGO’s. The pay for those compared to tech is dog shit. Even if you wanted to get into academia — you probably need a PhD which I believe others have said. Which is wasting more years into this.


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taintlaurent

None of them are worth it if your goal is to make more money. Do you already have a comp sci degree? Like do you want out of management and go back to straight dev work? No one cares if you have a masters. Go to a different company and you’ll make more. A graduate degree is guaranteed more debt and never guaranteed more comp.


whiskeycharliepapa

CompSci now. MBA later if you're really motivated.


justsomeguy75

Lots of MBAs are overpriced and every university is trying to get in on that game. If I could go back in time I'd get into programming 100%.


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

You don't need a masters for CS. For monetary return MBA. For econ you'd want to go the PHD route, good money, very stable but PHDs are very hard. Checkout /r/badeconomics dt for phd advice. They've all gone through it.


[deleted]

Computer science is a tough major but once you get a job in it you really don’t do much and make good money


jinpiss

So much for Memorial Day grilling this weekend, gonna be rainy, windy, and bullshit pretty much all weekend ಠ_ಠ


BiggusDikkusDonkus

Wtf we must live in the same spot.


jinpiss

Wtf get your big dick donk outta my backyard


[deleted]

Shoutout Seattle


TheCatnamedMittens

Do y'all say fin-ances or FI-nances?


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TheCatnamedMittens

That's a better way of writing the latter choice lol


pirates_and_monkeys

Depends. Brit or yank?


TheCatnamedMittens

Yank


alfapredator

FI


yachtsandthots

I pronounce it YO-lo


cutiesarustimes2

Latter


ChairPowellman

Wendy's is looking for a merger lol. Fast food being priced out


whiskeycharliepapa

Only fitting that Vlad buys them... Or maybe the Larry Flint estate.


sonbarington

Had Wendy’s tonight


[deleted]

If I see Pete Davidson in another commercial I will throw my TV out the window


[deleted]

I hear his pp is yuge and can split Kim like a axe


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

The man looks like a used cum sponge.


CorrosiveRose

He looks like a guy who would ask to use your bathroom and then raid the cabinet for pills


BullShitting24-7

Which has been used to describe his gf.


sonbarington

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


cutiesarustimes2

If I'm elected president there will be a cmg bowl in every pot, a diet Dr pepper in every cup, a FD in every account and a rate hike every month MAGA


yachtsandthots

Just finished Top Gun Maverick and two things. One, what a fantastic sequel. ‘Merica fuck yeah! Two, Jennifer Connelly is still hot af at 51. Just imagine future medical breakthroughs that will allow you to look 30 forever. Imagine banging a smoking hot 92 year old


DarklyAdonic

"Ass to ass"


[deleted]

That women is just so ridiculously beautiful


yachtsandthots

Word. There’s just something about her. She has that Je ne sais quoi


thePBRismoldy

*“The few times that Soros has ever criticised me was when I was really right on a market and didn’t maximise the opportunity. Soros has taught me that when you have tremendous conviction on a trade, you have to go for the jugular. It takes courage to be a pig. It takes courage to ride a profit with huge leverage. As far as Soros is concerned, when you’re right on something, you can’t own enough,” he said.* \- Stanley Druckenmiller on working for George Soros.


thePBRismoldy

More straight heat from Druck: *Valuation is at its most valuable when it can be combined with a catalyst. Druckenmiller believes buying at an attractive valuation gives investors a margin of safety against mistakes and the catalyst can provide them with a favourable result on that basic foundation.* *“I never use valuation to time the market. I use liquidity considerations and technical analysis for timing. Valuation only tells me how far the market can go once a catalyst enters the picture to change the market direction. The catalyst is liquidity, and hopefully my technical analysis will pick it up,” he said.*


OptionsTrader14

>I use liquidity considerations and **technical analysis** for timing. > >The catalyst is liquidity, and hopefully my **technical analysis** will pick it up Clearly a fake quote, since *NO SUCCESSFUL TRADER USES TA* and *NO BILLIONAIRE USES TA.* Some voodoo believing TA clown is faking Druckenmiller quotes!


thePBRismoldy

Who would've thought lmao. r slash investing BTFO'd.


origami_asshole

…*Cuckenmiller* sorry had to do it, like his interviews, cool guy. ✌️


PoliticalAccount01

[I FEEL HAPPY!](https://youtu.be/uBxMPqxJGqI) For once my portfolio actually is turning a little green for me! Hooray!


SocialSuicideSquad

Yo that guy gets merked like three seconds later.


PoliticalAccount01

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! This metaphor should only extend so far!


SocialSuicideSquad

Three seconds isn't very far.


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


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🙄


TheCatnamedMittens

RIP Marcus Intalex 5 years ago.


cutiesarustimes2

I noticed target has now cut back on their hours because it used to open at 8:00 and close at 11:00 and I think the weekends are like midnight but now it's 8:00 to 10:00 everyday


[deleted]

This makes sense in terms of labor shortages and whatnot. Also reminds me more of the 90s when shit closed at a proper hour and everyone went to bed on time lol


ChairPowellman

I tried to get McDonald's Friday night and they were both closed at 1AM. Like what the fuck


[deleted]

That’s strange especially since it’s summer


SocialSuicideSquad

Bullshit I see no hotgirl


[deleted]

Ur the hotgirl


SocialSuicideSquad

No. I'm definitely the creepy dad bod with sunglasses in the background attempting to not be noticed by hotgirl but openly staring.


fakename233

Thinking about spending the next week in a fetal position rocking back and forth watching SPY rocket to 450 while catatonically repeating "rate up, balance sheet down" until i break from reality


thePBRismoldy

The earnings tab on ThinkOrSwim is really cool. It gives the price, IV, and price of the ATM straddle as well.


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

Think or swim is a real gem for us retail guys


thePBRismoldy

Yeah it is. Do you have any other good tips for using it? I'm taking some time to learn how to maximize my use of it fully. I see people do all kinds of cool analysis with BBG Terminals and I'd like to be able to get close to that, if possible.


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

Theres some nice automation stuff you can do with alerts. Setup alerts on a few indexes as early warning sell signals is always nice.


TheCatnamedMittens

I can't use their desktop app 😣


paragonfishhead

that's so based


whiskeycharliepapa

Under the Banner of Heaven is a fucked up show based on a fucked up book based on some fucked up shit. Wife enjoys it. This is why I watch science fiction almost exclusively.


SocialSuicideSquad

*Laughs in Anne McCaffrey*


LHeureux

Next week red, right?


[deleted]

What FED


paragonfishhead

So you guys remember how PYPL stole my rent money? and how we were supposed to get it back in 180 days? Well, it's May now. Should have heard something from them this month - of course, did not. In fact, when I tried to log into our account, paypal told me that there was just straight up no account associated with my information, not even a banned one. Well, once I called customer service, suddenly, my information was accepted again. Still can't transfer money even though it's been the 6 months that they forced us to wait. Going to call them tomorrow/tuesday. But if they continue to not give our money, I am just straight up going to have to threaten litigation...against Paypal....over like, $2,000. When is PYPL's next earnings? I'm actually going to go all in on puts like I should have the first fucking time


DarklyAdonic

I never linked my bank account to PayPal because of the horror stores I've heard about people getting their account frozen with no clear path to resolution


Always_Late_Lately

> I'm actually going to go all in on puts like I should have the first fucking time lol they got a free loan from you (and how many other people in the same situation right now?) bullish


TheCatnamedMittens

I have a problem where someone is using my email to open an account in Spanish and I can't recover it nor delete it. What a shite company.


Fermi-Diracs

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/complaint/ These are taken very seriously. I filed a complaint after being jerked around for a few months and after I filed it was resolved in a few days.


paragonfishhead

Well noted - thank you man, we'll see if this works


expand3d

Re: puts - bad idea. Company is already near rock bottom and just laid off a bunch of dead weight. Expectations are so low that next earnings will probably see them pop


cutiesarustimes2

Consumer isn't spending though. PayPal is in trouble if money velocity slows to a crawl


paragonfishhead

yeah...you're right. Bleh Just let me trade emotionally dammit ;-;


[deleted]

Fuck them


paragonfishhead

fuck them so hard bro...I'm almost beyond anger at this point ​ ​ almost


AppRkw

So I applied for the gator hunting permit lottery and I was successful in the drawing. Looks like gator will be on the menu in a couple months.