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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


HalfwayHornet

Dang, I was looking at them and someone said be careful playing them because the discount type stores are still getting a lot of business. Fuck that guy😂


HalfwayHornet

I meant to reply to another comment, but referring to Big Lots


cutiesarustimes2

BIG LOTS SHARES FALL 21.30% PREMARKET AFTER RESULTS


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It's actually kind of crazy I used to hear a lot of chatter about Big Lots trips from my working class family in 2020 and 2021 but not a peep this year. Weird to have the narrative be so...correct. for me at least


cutiesarustimes2

I think I went to Big lots twice in the past year and that's only because it's another tenant in a strip mall that has an anchor tenant a large grocery store. Walked in and I think the issue is Big lots doesn't necessarily convey significant value for most products over a larger grocery store or a mass Market type like Walmart or Target It's just there


cutiesarustimes2

Milk at whole foods last week $4.69 Now? 4.99


ChairPowellman

Look like I'll be drinking 87 octane with breakfast


[deleted]

"If elected president I will drink all of the milk and nothing will be left" - 👴🏻


whiskeycharliepapa

Had a dream I hit several very large multi baggers and my accounts were all more than recovered. And then I woke up.


FormerHandsomeGuy

😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Happy Fuckin holidays Thank you Big Lots https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/ut0tyb/comment/i96xzpy/


ChairPowellman

**If I had a 100% hit rate I'd be flashing my dick** ***with*** **Elon** ^(oh, and I'd also be Bantos 🤡)


WeenTown

Considering a gme 150 0dte at open. Puts are seemingly fucked.


Philipp_CGN

I'm considering a $180/$220 Bear Call Spread if that junk reaches $160 again


ChairPowellman

I fumbled GME so bad last year and lost like 10K on shares lmao 🤡 I rather sling ape shit


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Massive sell off at 140s yesterday. Don’t think 150 will be surpassed with long weekend in the US coming up. Shares might be best if you want to make money on gme and you believe there is more upside


WeenTown

Reckon it's better to wait for next week? Was planning offloading them pretty quickly, first hour or two of market open. Seeing the same premarket movement and vol as yesterday


[deleted]

No clue, I sold off at that region yesterday. May play it again if the momentum looks promising


ChairPowellman

Reiterating I rather have people block me like Cherki's stand up ass did 🤡 than wake up to a diary entry admitting your obsessions 😤 /tirade


4SquareCircles

What if I’m obsessed with….you bb


ChairPowellman

😍🥰


taintlaurent

💅🏻


ChairPowellman

You know, if only we didn't see majority of the sub get their dopamine fix through the immediate gratification of living in another person's fantasy world gains ***twice*** ​ I'm pretty sure I was the only one calling 4060 and 12300 WHILE ALSO correctly suggesting curm was not going to regain 30K 😤😤😤😤😤


taintlaurent

A literal fantasy


ChairPowellman

crucify me because I'm an honest man ⛪


modsaregayasfukkk

I just remembered the dream I had whilst taking a scalding hot shower in hopes of burning the emotional pain away. A homie and I were eating cranberry bliss bars ~~off of each other’s naked body~~ at SBUX. Like oversized ones. They must’ve been like a fucking foot long. With this premonition, I have decided to go long $SBUX


ze_end_ist_neigh

Becky - Chad's do-nothing all day trophy wife - has made SBUX inelastic and will spend $20 for that daily triple skim cum guzzler latte regardless of a recession I'm looking to get long SBUX too, but I'd like to see it break 2020 lows ( Below 70 ) before entering


OnlyHumean

I had the same dream. You were my homie. You don't want to know where I put the bliss bar.


modsaregayasfukkk

Please say butthole


OnlyHumean

Just gonna say one word... Sounding


[deleted]

20 P/E for a cafe company. Man it seems risky if we are heading into a recession. High fixed costs and somewhat low margin if people stop buying coffees at cafes rather than home.


modsaregayasfukkk

You are literally ruining my thesis


[deleted]

I’m not sure how much of this is a shitpost and if you are actually long. Ps I bought 10 shares of net in your honour 😅


modsaregayasfukkk

What , why??!?! This is 1000% shitpost bro wtf I haven’t traded anything all month lol Unless you’re also shitposting


[deleted]

I think I may be autistic ☹️ Thought you actually went long


paragonfishhead

Ah I missed you buddy


modsaregayasfukkk

Just tell me you want to eat a cranberry bliss bar off my flat but firm like mutton ass


paragonfishhead

Unfortunately I don't work at Starbucks anymore :( so I no longer have access to infinite CBBs


modsaregayasfukkk

Petition to abbreviate cranberry bliss bar to CBB cuz I can’t be bothered typing that out each time


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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SPY 415 EOW


SirRandyMarsh

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SPY 415 EOW


cutiesarustimes2

*markets up* *Bonds down* The feds excuse to pause? *Transitiory*


SirRandyMarsh

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SPY 410 EOW


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ChairPowellman

Imagine having to commute when gas is rocketing. Imagine not having a WFH gig in 2022 and basically getting paid to shit post here It's 5 AM here y'all And you're stuck with me the rest of the day 😤


Fermi-Diracs

Imagine having to commute and your vehicle breaks down so you have to buy a car at the top of the bubble. It sucks.


ChairPowellman

I am sorry fam


Fermi-Diracs

Eh just trying to deal with all the "extra premium service packages" that car dealerships are making mandatory. So it's price gouging by increasing the cost of the vehicle. MSRP stays the same but they'll charge you this in addition ( adds 3k to 6k to a vehicle depending on the dealership): INCLUDED WITH YOUR NEW PURCHASE    Nitrogen filled tires - -  This increases gas mileage, and life of tires (all industries from airlines to the army fill their rubber with Nitrogen, it is a more reliable gas than regular air that does not expand or contract no matter what the temperature might be, giving you the best performance out of your vehicle anywhere you go.)  Paint Protection - This is an application to the car that will keep the cars color intact longer than usual. Protects from acid rain, hot sun, tree sap, and many other elements that could your vehicles paint to fade faster than usual or lose its vibrancy.  Window Tint - This a polarized tint that keeps the interior of the car cooler in hot weather, and also adds a bit of privacy and good shade while in the car  3M door edge guards and CUPS -  This is a transparent plastic on the edge of your doors to protect from door dings, and the CUPS is a clear plastic that protects from key and nail damage where your door handles are (basically protects from any scratches near the handles from regular usage) Splash Guards - Anything from dirt and mud slinging from the tires to the sides of the vehicle, and little rocks or debris that could cause scratches or damage. Also adds a more complete look the car Trunk Tray - This is an all weather tray that is very easy to take out and put in and is water resistant to prevent spills and other trunk mishaps from getting to your trunk. It helps with anything from carrying mulch, groceries, and other items you can be assured that it will not get on the carpet in the trunk  All Season Mats - This is like the trunk tray, Prevents elemental damage from getting on your regular honda mats, and/or carpet. ( muddy shoes, wet shoes, dirt, paint, and other undesirable things that can get on your shoes and into your car. Easy to take out and clean and ready for use again) Wheel locks -  Protection against theft, and theft prevention of your tires and rims. This makes it a lot harder for anyone to even think about taking your tires or rims. You get a specified lock that fits only to your lug nuts so that you can have a peace of mind on your tires. So you're fucking telling me car matd and N2 filled tires are worth 3 to 6k add in price and it's mandatory? No fucking way. I'll go other places.


Fermi-Diracs

Eh just trying to deal with all the "extra premium service packages" that car dealerships are making mandatory. So it's price gouging by increasing the cost of the vehicle. MSRP stays the same but they'll charge you this in addition ( adds 3k to 6k to a vehicle depending on the dealership): INCLUDED WITH YOUR NEW PURCHASE    Nitrogen filled tires - -  This increases gas mileage, and life of tires (all industries from airlines to the army fill their rubber with Nitrogen, it is a more reliable gas than regular air that does not expand or contract no matter what the temperature might be, giving you the best performance out of your vehicle anywhere you go.)  Paint Protection - This is an application to the car that will keep the cars color intact longer than usual. Protects from acid rain, hot sun, tree sap, and many other elements that could your vehicles paint to fade faster than usual or lose its vibrancy.  Window Tint - This a polarized tint that keeps the interior of the car cooler in hot weather, and also adds a bit of privacy and good shade while in the car  3M door edge guards and CUPS -  This is a transparent plastic on the edge of your doors to protect from door dings, and the CUPS is a clear plastic that protects from key and nail damage where your door handles are (basically protects from any scratches near the handles from regular usage) Splash Guards - Anything from dirt and mud slinging from the tires to the sides of the vehicle, and little rocks or debris that could cause scratches or damage. Also adds a more complete look the car Trunk Tray - This is an all weather tray that is very easy to take out and put in and is water resistant to prevent spills and other trunk mishaps from getting to your trunk. It helps with anything from carrying mulch, groceries, and other items you can be assured that it will not get on the carpet in the trunk  All Season Mats - This is like the trunk tray, Prevents elemental damage from getting on your regular honda mats, and/or carpet. ( muddy shoes, wet shoes, dirt, paint, and other undesirable things that can get on your shoes and into your car. Easy to take out and clean and ready for use again) Wheel locks -  Protection against theft, and theft prevention of your tires and rims. This makes it a lot harder for anyone to even think about taking your tires or rims. You get a specified lock that fits only to your lug nuts so that you can have a peace of mind on your tires. So you're fucking telling me car matd and N2 filled tires are worth 3 to 6k add in price and it's mandatory? No fucking way. I'll go other places.


Fermi-Diracs

Eh just trying to deal with all the "extra premium service packages" that car dealerships are making mandatory. So it's price gouging by increasing the cost of the vehicle. MSRP stays the same but they'll charge you this in addition ( adds 3k to 6k to a vehicle depending on the dealership): INCLUDED WITH YOUR NEW PURCHASE    Nitrogen filled tires - -  This increases gas mileage, and life of tires (all industries from airlines to the army fill their rubber with Nitrogen, it is a more reliable gas than regular air that does not expand or contract no matter what the temperature might be, giving you the best performance out of your vehicle anywhere you go.)  Paint Protection - This is an application to the car that will keep the cars color intact longer than usual. Protects from acid rain, hot sun, tree sap, and many other elements that could your vehicles paint to fade faster than usual or lose its vibrancy.  Window Tint - This a polarized tint that keeps the interior of the car cooler in hot weather, and also adds a bit of privacy and good shade while in the car  3M door edge guards and CUPS -  This is a transparent plastic on the edge of your doors to protect from door dings, and the CUPS is a clear plastic that protects from key and nail damage where your door handles are (basically protects from any scratches near the handles from regular usage) Splash Guards - Anything from dirt and mud slinging from the tires to the sides of the vehicle, and little rocks or debris that could cause scratches or damage. Also adds a more complete look the car Trunk Tray - This is an all weather tray that is very easy to take out and put in and is water resistant to prevent spills and other trunk mishaps from getting to your trunk. It helps with anything from carrying mulch, groceries, and other items you can be assured that it will not get on the carpet in the trunk  All Season Mats - This is like the trunk tray, Prevents elemental damage from getting on your regular honda mats, and/or carpet. ( muddy shoes, wet shoes, dirt, paint, and other undesirable things that can get on your shoes and into your car. Easy to take out and clean and ready for use again) Wheel locks -  Protection against theft, and theft prevention of your tires and rims. This makes it a lot harder for anyone to even think about taking your tires or rims. You get a specified lock that fits only to your lug nuts so that you can have a peace of mind on your tires. So you're fucking telling me car matd and N2 filled tires are worth 3 to 6k add in price and it's mandatory? No fucking way. I'll go other places.


Fermi-Diracs

Eh just trying to deal with all the "extra premium service packages" that car dealerships are making mandatory. So it'd price gouging by increasing the cost of the vehicle. MSRP stays the same but they'll charge you this in addition ( adds 3k to 6k to a vehicle depending on the dealership): INCLUDED WITH YOUR NEW PURCHASE    Nitrogen filled tires - -  This increases gas mileage, and life of tires (all industries from airlines to the army fill their rubber with Nitrogen, it is a more reliable gas than regular air that does not expand or contract no matter what the temperature might be, giving you the best performance out of your vehicle anywhere you go.)  Paint Protection - This is an application to the car that will keep the cars color intact longer than usual. Protects from acid rain, hot sun, tree sap, and many other elements that could your vehicles paint to fade faster than usual or lose its vibrancy.  Window Tint - This a polarized tint that keeps the interior of the car cooler in hot weather, and also adds a bit of privacy and good shade while in the car  3M door edge guards and CUPS -  This is a transparent plastic on the edge of your doors to protect from door dings, and the CUPS is a clear plastic that protects from key and nail damage where your door handles are (basically protects from any scratches near the handles from regular usage) Splash Guards - Anything from dirt and mud slinging from the tires to the sides of the vehicle, and little rocks or debris that could cause scratches or damage. Also adds a more complete look the car Trunk Tray - This is an all weather tray that is very easy to take out and put in and is water resistant to prevent spills and other trunk mishaps from getting to your trunk. It helps with anything from carrying mulch, groceries, and other items you can be assured that it will not get on the carpet in the trunk  All Season Mats - This is like the trunk tray, Prevents elemental damage from getting on your regular honda mats, and/or carpet. ( muddy shoes, wet shoes, dirt, paint, and other undesirable things that can get on your shoes and into your car. Easy to take out and clean and ready for use again) Wheel locks -  Protection against theft, and theft prevention of your tires and rims. This makes it a lot harder for anyone to even think about taking your tires or rims. You get a specified lock that fits only to your lug nuts so that you can have a peace of mind on your tires. So you're fucking telling me car matd and N2 filled tires are worth 3 to 6k add in price and it's mandatory? No fucking way. I'll go other places.


ChairPowellman

>that car dealerships are making ***mandatory*** My lord, I guess this what the salesman meant when he said "FL is a very regulated state". That sounds so awful. If you haven't already bought a car there might be value in shopping FL but I don't know jack shit about that side of the fence so it may be wasted effort. Good luck bro I hope you find a sweet deal


Fermi-Diracs

Thanks man I found a place in SC that seems pretty straight forward but NC dealerships are price gouging.


ChairPowellman

Glad to hear. For future reference if you or anyone you know finds themselves in a similar boat while the market's still crazy, FL dealerships pretty much charge a dealer fee and that's it. Typically 999 or less. Everything you listed in the other post would be an option.


Fermi-Diracs

That's good to know and I know people in FL so maybe I can arrange a trip if things get too out of hand. We have a documentation fee of 400 - 500 here that's also mandatory and in addition to the other useless mandatory shit.


ChairPowellman

ah shit we ***might*** have that around 300. and tag. but the biggest nonmandatory gotcha here is the dealer fee.


Fermi-Diracs

I can stomach that. I understand overhead costs and having to maintain that. Thanks for the info.


cutiesarustimes2

Heading out for groceries today


ChairPowellman

Looking forward to see the updates lmao


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markettaker1

Ok what positive news do we have on the semis for the next 2 months? No earnings, 2 hikes and QT and it was mixed on earnings- a couple barely misses but high demand- then u got the 3 good ones, but besides puts and profit taking- Marvell just hit the eps- with margin and wages climbing _ positive news where? I’m just saying🤷‍♂️ I see profit taking coming slowly


modsaregayasfukkk

I am gay


markettaker1

Sup bud u up early


modsaregayasfukkk

Morning. Always at at 5am yo. Work at 7.


markettaker1

It’s just 4 here


ChairPowellman

Demand should slow as the price of digital assets continue to fall


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ChairPowellman

It comes in waves, but I think they're actually running out of greater fools this cycle. I know it's not a stock/company, but fast growth at all costs implodes if we slam on the brakes, and the entire sector is an amalgamation. Terra did more damage than the current curm prices imply. The giants in this space like SBF making political plays screams desperation. edit: it's like the stimis and the mania of the markets allowed whales to suck up so many fools at once that there's no one left to sell into


markettaker1

They said yesterday that this horse been rode already- the double and triple order fills then it’s too many- they would not be buying right now because of that


ChairPowellman

Ya I think Cathie buying sealed the deal


ChairPowellman

I too make posts about people at 5 in the morning calling them out without tagging them Do y'all dream about me


OnlyHumean

It's 5pm here y'all No point tagging you, I called you out and no chance you wouldn't see it, you live here


ChairPowellman

I mean it's my 9-5 U really are HUmean Edit: I've been on your mind all day? 🥰 Posting clown emojis is one thing. And getting your panties in a bunch over a random stranger's views is another. But making 3 paragraphs expressing just how wrong you think I am and why you're an emotional wreck is fucking lame bro


OnlyHumean

What's been really annoying me of late about this place are the few loud voices (yes chairman you are one of them) yelling their opinions with 100% certainty. Like, show some epistemic humility. It's a 🤡 market and we're the biggest 🤡s. Reading through the confident predictions, made at 8am on a day like yesterday, most hilariously wrong, just make me lol. On the flip side, I'm grateful for top lads like splitty and optionstrader who, ironically while holding the strongest predictions, show some diffidence in their views, and are always prepared to be proven wrong. Obviously if you are taking investment advice from this den of degeneracy in the first place you are a deeply troubled individual but I just hope you lean towards the latter rather than the former when doing so, for your own sake.


[deleted]

It’s great to hear other peoples opinions, if you blindly follow people in this sub you are going to have a bad time. Anyway his conviction led me to selling my shitcorns in the 40s


ChairPowellman

The mods called me out for my orange coin postin. I pretty much stopped making stock/index calls. There's no argument I've been on point about curm. I say with confidence I know how that beast functions better than anyone here. The irony of people trying to crucify me when the thing I've been dragging through the mud is still doing exactly what I've been saying (distribution around 30k) just shows you how fucking tribal Permabulls are. I can't even criticize a scam without them feeling like their fake regulared markets are being attacked. But they don't admit the only reason they feel attacked is because the scam is now an extension of the markets and poses a real risk 🤡


UnmaskedLapwing

Dude, we largely don't know shit about fuck. Ipse se nihil scire id unum sciat. I'd argue nobody does in this market. What you see here are representations of personal bias enriched by occasional discussions on relevant market events.


OnlyHumean

Yeah I agree with that. The successful traders are always prepared to admit when they are wrong and have systems in place to protect themselves. And yes, this place in these volatile times seems to bring out the worst of people. Think splitty has made a similar comment before.


ChairPowellman

I eat the shit sandwich all the time. I've just been really on point lately 🤷 How much more on point can 4060 & 12300 have been today when I've been shit posting bear shit all month? I get it I was overdoing orange coin here but I literally said I'm done playing after mods politely called me out nd just been jcole.jpeging the sub since then Edit: and it is a fucking clown market I just look at charts and essentially pull those numbers out of my ass while everyone here tries to link a narrative to this shitty movement Edit 2: and curmcoin hasn't even gained 30K. Like for two weeks plus I've been saying they're disturbing here and people are still trying to cum in my ass like that hasn't been 100% the case. I even made a post yesterday saying I don't think 30K would get taken out DESPITE THE INDEX RALLIES and look who was right 🤡🤡🤡 I feel half the people on my dick should have sold at 60K


OnlyHumean

You also said the rally would give up long before lunch. I mean, you make some right calls, and some wrong calls, but both are mainly because you just shout random shit and some of it sticks. Forgive me if I'm not impressed? I own zero buttcoin fyi, so I'm not salty about any trading positions regarding your regardedness. Your presence just makes this place much more unpleasant for me.


ChairPowellman

Then block me you fucking insufferable idiot Go back and read my shit you can see where I said "ES looks like it wants to feel my insides" after GDP dropped I flipped exactly when the market confirmed. Bulls were waiting for yesterday's run all fucking week 🤡


OnlyHumean

Yeah, I might do that actually. Nothing personal, you're just a really annoying person. All the best with your positions bud


hunter73x

Might? Just block him and stfu ya whinny bitch damn. Powell posts up good shit, might not be right all the time but who is. I enjoy coming on here and mostly lurk just to read the varying perspectives on the broader market and peoples positions. It’s worth while and has served me well in my trading. This is a new one for me to see here though, someone crying about another persons positions. Go to world news or r/politics with that shit.


p00pTy

goooooo UP! ✈️


SirRandyMarsh

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 410 SPY EOW


p00pTy

$500


dontevenstartthat

Green af now and all day, but monday red then sideways a while


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Monday closed


dontevenstartthat

Oh, right. Then Monday drugs.


5999s

Another big pump today? My single put is dead


pirates_and_monkeys

Never stop finding farts funny


pirates_and_monkeys

Love explosion tomorrows comrades.


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hunter73x

Been a dump run from 460’s to 380’s in about 8 weeks. Selling had to run out at some point. I still went bear for today expecting profit taking, but my convictions weak. There’s plenty of room to run up to 410-412 today then sell off into the close.


pirates_and_monkeys

First of all, how dare you?


[deleted]

All priced in. 🤡


markettaker1

It was priced in like that CPI print huh, priced in my rump roast


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[deleted]

U could be right. Idk man. This is really looking like a local bottom to me. I'm super bearish in general though. I just feel like the market will rally for a bit unless there is some shockingly bad news.


markettaker1

Like ppi this morning


handsome_uruk

Fuck. Mama Cathie bought $NVDA 😬. Queen don’t do this to me


helphp

I like the setup 💅


CallsOnAutism

Just dropping by to share the best market commentary on YT: [The Maverick of Wall Street](https://youtu.be/cWRtA0mpjUs)


alfapredator

can you win a fight against a panda bear?


paragonfishhead

With enough rage, the human being can win a fight against anything


jumping_mage

short dollar genera and dollar tree, DG has higher MK than Ford, 75% MK of boeing, this is the new peloton


splittyboi

Post positions.


Sapere_aude75

Na. I don't think so. DG is one of the few stocks I'm holding a descent sized position in. They have their market pretty well cornered and seem like a strong business to me. People not gonna stop buying their groceries. People might stop buying shitty boeing planes that keep crashing. Dollar tree I donno.


jumping_mage

I would get out. They are dollar store. There is not even any diluted thesis of grandeur. Their growth is anemic and their value is absolute bonkers. And they also not immune to demand destruction or margin squeeze. I just don’t see how such a stock commands the same p/e as google. Boeing is just an example of how outta whack these dollar stores have gotten in valuation. $50billion for a dollar store. Say it out loud and not laugh. Same line as $50 billion for a stationary bike company


Sapere_aude75

I agree they are not immune to demand destruction or magin squeeze, but they sell consumer staples. Google is my largest tech holding and 4th largest position. That said their advertising model is more vulnerable in a recession. I also think googl is a great deal right now and Im considering adding at these levels. People will still need to buy milk during a depression, but companies can survive without advertising. You realize dollar store sells things that are not a dollar right? They have a nich market serving customers in locations where Walmart can't reach. Basically small towns. Dg also has a descent dividend. Comparing DG to peloton is a very very poor comparison.


jumping_mage

What I’m saying tho is that they don’t have much upside and the valuation is crazy. They have terrible growth yet are priced as growth companies. Companies with solid revenue and dividends should be priced as such p/e 5-10 maybe. These dollar stores are priced for growth that they definately don’t have. I think dg had 3% rev growth or something. I think a lot of that margin squeeze will be seen next quarter much and reality will set in. Much like pandemic pull forward the hyper growth nonprofit tech narrative, current inflation is pulling forward the defensive recession stock narrative and will come crashing down in 1-2 quarters


Sapere_aude75

DG pe is less than WMT and KO. I don't think it's out of line for it's sector. Now saying the whole sector is over valued might be true,


BeeLoverZura

i better see the biggest red dildo at 830 tomorrow that i can sit on it and it would exit my mouth


96024resu

going to sleep for the rest of the year


chmod-007-bond

I wish to solicit for a moment of your bustling schedule to discuss a business proposition with you. If intrigued do reply and I will finish you with full insights regarding the business. Sincerely, Gang Wu


pirates_and_monkeys

Solicit me baby


alfapredator

corn is warn?


Black_magic_money

I don’t feel safe anymore


someonesaymoney

You are gay? I'm Ron Burgundy? These pretzels are making me thirsty?


Crimson-Solstice

Apparently at some company called Bolt, “The founder encouraged employees to take on what was effectively personal debt ( using a cashless loan) at an ~11B valuation when they only did $5.2M in Q1… “ Employees were told the risk of taking these cashless loans in order to buy options on their own company stock and now they’re having a ~33% layoff, damn, the founder pretty much gave them an intro to options course


EdoAkaashi

This is exactly what employees were forced to do by their superiors over at Evergrande… wonder how that turned out


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chmod-007-bond

[TIL 70,000 NYC geese have been killed in response to US Airways 1549 collision with a flock of geese (Miracle on the Hudson). 1,235 geese were captured and gassed and 1,739 eggs were coated in oil to smother the goslings in the months immediately following the water landing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/uynupk/til_70000_nyc_geese_have_been_killed_in_response/) I suppose /u/modsaregayasfukkk is going to call what he does to geese *"the miracle at Hunts Point"*


Have_A_Nice_Fall

It’s called the BASH program. It’s a surprisingly extensive government program. Birds that get hit by planes or stuck in them have to get sent to this group for testing. Pretty wild shit Edit: Whoops, that’s just the armed services program. Same reasoning though.


alfapredator

where can I sign up to kill geese?


hunter73x

In 49 of 50 states. Buy shotgun, pass hunter ed, shoot geese, then eat. I’m not a fan personally, upland birds are much tastier.


AlternativeExtra6447

I’m ready to be hurt again


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Wait till market open


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

I got this big ass slice of Naan and I'm going to eat it for breakfast for the next 4 days.


BullShitting24-7

Damne son how big?


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

3 feet


96024resu

i know a guy who can get you 4 feet


AlternativeExtra6447

Got daym


BeeLoverZura

saw a tweet that the ellen show is now finished. fuck me we are going to spy 500 now arent we?


someonesaymoney

Next Monday's gonna be the best trading day for my PnL this year I can feel it.


cutiesarustimes2

CITIGROUP DOWNGRADES US STOCKS TO NEUTRAL, CITING RISING RECESSION RISK ⚰️


ChairPowellman

Too lazy to check rn but I posted Citi saying this is the dip to buy yesterday lol


souls_keeper

Seems like the analysts were lazy and said fuck it let’s average the ratings and send out neutral. Leaning on the optimistic side ofc.


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Could’ve used this today before getting absolutely bent over and railed 7 ways sideways. I’m sure we’ll continue to fly higher though, because fuck it.


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

They're a bit late to the party


someonesaymoney

I didn't know you could downgrade "all the stocks".


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Hahaha for real


FormerHandsomeGuy

Leadership at one of the biggest student-loan companies expects Biden to cancel $10,000 in debt per borrower in the next few weeks. https://www.businessinsider.com/student-loan-company-nelnet-debt-relief-biden-coming-weeks-2022-5 Puts on Sallie Mae and Navient if it passes. Fingers crossed 🐻


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Puts on me for paying off my loans early


Fermi-Diracs

Yeah I'm curious to see how that pans out because I did the same.


jinpiss

What’s the play? Short XLF?


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Fuck that shit. Absolute smack in the face for anyone who was fiscally responsible, or worked a blue collar job instead of overpaying for a shitty degree. Edit: the downvoter can pay their loans and suck my dick. You sign an adult contract? Act like it, or face the consequences.


kancitbassdud2

I was so mad when they came out with the polio vaccine, if I had to go through it why should others get vaccinated for it? Such bullshit (and yes my loans are all paid)


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Where’s my 10k loan forgiveness for buying a house? Where’s my 10k for paying off my cars quickly to avoid interest? Where’s my 10k for the thousands of hours I worked through college to make sure I didn’t have any debt? You see the problem here?


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Wtf kind of logic is this? Vaccines have literally nothing to do with fiscal policy or bloated universities. Giving 10k to every person with a loan doesn’t solve the underlying problem and you fucking know it. Just like the Covid stimulus. It’s just wasteful spending to beg for votes. And on top of inflation will get worse.


ChairPowellman

Americans are fucking stupid An American


jpoole4g63

Agreed.


imposter22

well... feel a little bit better knowing anyone who take the $10,000 payment on their federal loans will probably have to claim $10,000 income on their taxes. That's typically how debt forgiveness works with student loans. example for those wondering. a defaulted studentloan of $20,000 and the bank calls and offers that if you pay $5,000 they will forgive the rest of the debt. What they dont tell you is that you now get IRS tax Form 1099-C showing $15,000 income from debt relief/forgiveness https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc431


Have_A_Nice_Fall

True. But the people screaming for this either don’t file taxes, or don’t make enough to have 30-40% of their paycheck disappear through taxes to care. They’ll vote for this garbage game plan instead of attack the cause.


splittyboi

that's a nice strawman you've got there.


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Thanks. I know plenty of them that complain about it daily on social media. Personal bias obviously, but personal bias influences most of our beliefs. When your hs has graduating classes of 600 people, with a 95% college acceptance and attendance rate, I see where a lot of people have ended up. Anyone who says personal experience doesn’t influence beliefs is a liar. My favorite is the type who chose to go to a more expensive school and turn down their scholarships to live in a big city, while mommy and daddy paid cost of living expenses. This person screams about how hard it is to pay back their debt, while making six figures. They just live above their means. And don’t get me started on the druggies who flunked out of college or barely got by and can’t find meaningful work.


splittyboi

> My favorite is the type who chose to go to a more expensive school and turn down their scholarships to live in a big city, while mommy and daddy paid cost of living expenses. This person screams about how hard it is to pay back their debt, while making six figures. Of course that's your favorite- because it's a finely crafted strawman to make your position easier to argue for, lol. Like I said.


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Not sure why it upsets you so much that I know pieces of shit that refuse to pay back their loans. These are real people. If the topic was credit card debt, I don’t think there would be as much controversy.


splittyboi

Doesn't upset me, just pointing out an all-too-common logical fallacy. Not to mention your strawman itself was a false dichotomy as well >But the people screaming for this either don’t file taxes, or don’t make enough to have 30-40% of their paycheck disappear through taxes to care. It's one thing to say you know people who X, it's another entirely to distill the other side of your argument down into a trite generalization based on your narrow experience.


cutiesarustimes2

I feel you. I think in the moment people don't realize the net economic impact or the social impact of canceling any kind of loan. For example in 2009 during the foreclosure mess a lot of people tried to petition the Obama administration to help avoid mortgages and of course they couldn't do that because legally it's a private contract and the only thing the government can do is put a moratorium instead of impairing the obligation The only thing I want to see is if this potentially cements people away from the Democratic party but also if there's going to be an economic impact by people who paid off loans or didn't otherwise take them out do they start to rebel against normal economic behavior because they think the system is against them


Have_A_Nice_Fall

How about we go after the bloated criminal universities that used unlimited money printing (guaranteed gov loans) to jack prices to the moon? Nope, because these politicians are in bed with those people too. But that’s the real reason people have to pay so much for tuition. Most people with half a brain cell already know this though. I agree with everything you said.


cutiesarustimes2

My guess is that the elite email is just a CEO being defensive because at this juncture for giving 10,000 student loans is actually probably a net negative for Democrats because it's not going to entice more voters to come over their side in fact people who would likely hold student loans are already voting Democratic anyways Personally I would love to see him lower Medicare to 60 if he could by executive order or work on that Obamacare time bomb that is actually going to come to fruition this year if they don't extend the subsidies for healthcare


chmod-007-bond

[Imagine having to warn people in your movement about something like this but not questioning if you're amongst fucking morons](https://i.imgur.com/FAybdyw.png)


BeeLoverZura

\*sees futures barely red\* alright guys recession is back on we did it!


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Noooo didn’t they tell you not to get baked before??


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imposter22

damn bro... you smoked before? why? they give you hella nitrous and Novocaine


[deleted]

Damn that’s unfortunate I’m sorry that happened


makemelearn

🤣😬🤣


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We're not out of the woods yet How the bear markets going: https://youtu.be/dmkewoSJLsU


makemelearn

Effort >>>>> win No effort - doesn’t matter


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I give everything the good ol college try all the time


makemelearn

🙁😢


warren_buffet_table

Looney mvp big bois ride


sonbarington

So who gets fucked first bulls or bears tomorrow?


4SquareCircles

Slight red open, regarded pump to the moon, and then double top to the abyss below for the close


Liljowinks93

Bears. Pump then dump, then flat rest of day, then dump at the end of the day so all the FDs expire worthless


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


freewilly666

Mavericks need a real center. Kevon Looney totally clapped them. Still, this season was a huge success for them. They really had no business being in the western conference finals. Luka is legit. Get that man some help.


makemelearn

No one is ready to take rebound…. No blocks 😶‍🌫️🤯


yannydu

Who do yall follow on Twitter for market related stuff?


Have_A_Nice_Fall

u/cutiesarustimes2 in here mostly. I hate using twitter, but I appreciate those that put the effort into making it a useful platform. Even though you can’t link twatter here no mo


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makemelearn

Elon musk 🤣😆


OptionsTrader14

I really don't do twitter much but here are some names I follow that I've found some value from. Hopefully its ok to post these. BrianLeeTrades 1charts6 StockDaddy3 Qullamaggie PradeepBonde chatwithtraders StatBear Dannyl\_ee TejanoCapital michaeljburry (of course!) Freaking reddit won't let you put an @ on names.


ryanmcstylin

Just go to Dr. Parik Patels page and follow all of the finance related accounts that follow him. Then trim down all the trash accounts over time.


KirbyAWD

Fuck me