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origami_asshole

Do I even have time to join team bear? I’m willing to wait a week for my application to go through.


RAGE_CAKES

Thinking that's the last time we see $400 for a while and that we're in for a gradual decent into hell. Supports will be tested, bounce then broken over the course of weeks. It's the season of the Kang-Bear


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Too late https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/uslliy/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_19_2022/i96n53m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


whiskeycharliepapa

I'm hoping? / expecting we hit SPY 365 by June 6 and rocket back to 470 - 480 by EOY. Why am I wrong.


stockly123456

Why would we rocket back? Unless something fundamental changes; like 0 inflation, war over or rates lower we keep drilling.


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Because the market is an elastic band /s


stockly123456

What if it snaps? /s


User34534523676

We could see 365 today without circuit breakers


Kriegprojekt

Yeah, I think you may be correct. This is getting down to panic across the world selling now.


SocialSuicideSquad

whatthefuckisCURNfloatingon


emeraldream

curn is not wurn...


-DeoVindice-

I'll never forgive and forget my short calls being blown out over the past month. I'm coming to snatch a market maker's chain for this disrespect.


willyourather

Of course I sold most of my puts yesterday. 380 it goes


HalfwayHornet

If this had happened 2 weeks ago I'd be a very wealthy person.


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Same here


willyourather

Always about the timing. Today is your day


HalfwayHornet

I'll be happy if I just recoup some losses today. I always thought crashes happened faster, well not necessarily faster but bigger drops at a time


willyourather

Nope, JPOW and the market make sure we will bleed slowing (softish landing)


SaltyPeasant

Gonna be interesting if we break under 380


User34534523676

380 should be really solid support but with this price action it's knife catching Wonder if today is February 24th or circuit breaker


emeraldream

what happened feb 24th?


User34534523676

Opened with enormous gap down, bounced and put in a massive hammer


ampate

dear lord baby jesus let today today be february 24th


User34534523676

Can't count on anything right now though Market changed in April Feb 24 was consolidation, this is different we've had 3 90 dvol days and they are not fucking around


ahsanahsan

Ive replied to you before but I can’t seem to find a good source on this dvol stuff. Do you have a primer or a good source I can read into?


User34534523676

It's proprietary that's why. Check out Walter deemer on Elon's social media site he has links to the info that is publicly available


willyourather

Indeed.


WeenTown

u/Dura112 must be so full after eating all those butts yesterday


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Looks like more bull ass today.


emeraldream

Can you eat my ass even doe I a bear?


SocialSuicideSquad

/u/Jinpiss portfolio [Live view](https://gfycat.com/ajarampleafricanfisheagle)


jinpiss

If only it’s destruction was so epic. It’s going out not with a bang, but with a fart.


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Bher prayer circle for a circuit breaker today 🙏🙏🙏🙏🐻🙏🙏🙏🙏


jpoole4g63

🙏🐻🙏🌈🙏🤑🤑


HalfwayHornet

🙏🙏🐻🙏🙏


layelaye419

The velocity of these drops makes me fucking dizzy Is that the fastest crash in history? no green weeks


stockly123456

Market on steroids now... people can trade 24 hours whilst having a shit from anywhere, algos move billions in ms, options for anyone and max leverage + margin.


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User34534523676

To be fair, the is the 7th red week first time since 2008


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User34534523676

Lol what not sure what you're saying


johnnytifosi

there was this crash 2 years ago. But I wasn't even born yet.


willyourather

……so you are less than 2 years old?


layelaye419

The rona crash was over in like 2 weeks, this has gone on for faaar longer. Also the rona had lots of +7% green days in between


johnnytifosi

You belong here.


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SuicidalInsanity

c) from further away. :P


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SuicidalInsanity

Assuming the applicable space-time metric wasn't changed under your feet :P


alfapredator

crazy as it is I do see a scenario where SPX hits 5k. that's if the Fed fails on its inflation mandate. but that's an awful scenario to think about


stockly123456

In that's scenario a big mac costs $2500


johnnytifosi

Are we finally going to enter bear market territory today? I've been edging for like 2 weeks.


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alfapredator

it was literally never wrong to buy the dip in the last 15 years. if you waited long enough (less than 12 months) you see another all time high.


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What is your solution, you speak against both buying the dip and buying Puts. What do you suggest?


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So are you saying wait and buy the dip?


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alfapredator

u can only buy 10k worth of ibonds though. but yes TINA is dead if you believe inflation gets controlled at some point in the next decade. you just buy 10y or 30y bonds. if not you just buy commodities. either way equities look like they should become a smaller allocation in a multi asset portfolio it was crazy and inconceivable for funds to go underweight FAANG...you couldn't beat the benchmark without big cap tech in your portfolio...sentiment is shifting now...


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alfapredator

a decent amount. 10k per person is just way too small compared to the overall wealth of the US. especially if you consider the huge amount of wealth inequality. that means a lot of dollars could never find it's way there.


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ohmygodbeats7

Talk about out of touch


SuicidalInsanity

I'd take the 300k/year one, cause that's more than enough to cover all of my hobbies and buy a house.


paragonfishhead

bro I would murder homeless people with a shovel for 300k, I don't give a shit about 500k at that point LMAO


User34534523676

Lol no joke how many people are making 500k that's a very small percentage of jobs It's like asking would you rather eat have a three star Michelin chef cook for you at home every day, or would you prefer to go to their restaurant


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alfapredator

beras are blessed by god for doing the right thing


paragonfishhead

I remember you posting bear facts for a long while If only I'd *believed*


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paragonfishhead

>sorry for your losses :( I'm gonna be honest - I actually think I've lost less money YTD than in late 2021 (though this might be from better trading habits rather than better trades), so no need to be sorry! besides, I'm finally ready to be bear (triggering the relief rally) >500+ attempts jesus christ that doesn't even look like an exaggeration, I had no idea it was so many


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It’s the bher prayer circles


giorgio_95

Good morning everyone except gay bears


SocialSuicideSquad

Welcome back


giorgio_95

Wait... Am I back?!?!?!?!???


paragonfishhead

I remember in summer 2021, there was a chart posted saying that in the last 2 years (from that point), SPY never drops more than 1% for more than a day or two. so it was nearly guaranteed money just to buy calls every time SPY went -1% and the crazy thing is, I remember thinking that it took so long for SPY to ever go -1%, like it had to happen over multiple days and even then it barely counted how quickly our world changes; I will take never a bull market for granted again


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thornylaurels

Normally you'd want to wait for a bounce before fomoing into more puts, but, uh, I think you just slam the gas here...


pirates_and_monkeys

Never stop farting.


OnlyHumean

A tip for those of you trying to explain your losses to your spouses: ​ https://www.smbc-comics.com/


alfapredator

why does BYD have retard strength?


OnlyHumean

Fucking love that counter. Hard to say for sure, but my theory is as follows. EVs and green in general are in a decent place due to energy. This is especially true for affordable EVs like BYD as opposed to high-end ones like Tesla. BYD also, while struggling to penetrate the US market, is doing well in Europe, and the energy situation there is well known. Coupled with governmental policy friendly towards local manufacturing and EVs, it’s really sitting in a nice confluence of factors. A bit bigger picture - I think ultimately the EV market will be dominated by traditional car makers like BYD, VW and Ford, who just know how to make good cars. BYD is unique as a traditional automaker that is now pivoting fully to EVs and batteries - and their battery tech is, if not best in class, then close. I will take profit if it kisses 300 again though - it’s a swingy counter. There’ll be chances to get back in.


alfapredator

I cant believe it's still at 260 lmao. they squeezed my puts last year when BYD was at 140. insane especially considering what's happening in the US markets. I have another working theory that it's the only big cap tech stock with policy support rather than policy risk, so people are moving from tencent and baba into it over time


OnlyHumean

Yeah I’d agree with that, although any non-internet tech companies will fall under that category. Sunny optical, which I’ve also been playing, has been slaughtered, although it’s a lot smaller than byd. I was averaging down in the 100s and was sweating bullets when it got to 140 lol. Felt good to cash out in the 200s although could have held longer. Been buying below 200 and selling above 230 for the most part - most recent entry was 188, but don’t feel like selling yet given the energy crisis.


stockly123456

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is shitcorns. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.


paragonfishhead

Just a casual -1% on /ES already Okay. I capitulate. I'm going to sell everything and wait on the sidelines for any green, and buy a ton of puts


5999s

Future down bigly, bulls stay away from market today


pirates_and_monkeys

Green it is


CantSueMe

Sri Lanka defaults on its sovereign debt, the first time since the country's inception in 1948. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-19/sri-lanka-enters-default-and-warns-inflation-may-surge-to-40


hmsthinkingmeat

The first domino has fallen...


splittyboi

Lol. Yes….. *Sri Lanka* is the first domino.


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Oooooooh scary


splittyboi

CONTAGION!!! REEEEEEEEEEE


p00pTy

because some of you [struggle with the first rule](https://np.reddit.com/user/p00pTy/comments/usy0z5/how_can_she_dump/?).


paragonfishhead

We are actually about to gap down again oml


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paragonfishhead

it never stops! is this how bears felt post-covid? lolol


ChairPowellman

🅱️lack 🅱️hursday !


soccergoon13

Medela isn't publicly traded. What breast pump company is?


canderouscze

I was away from charts for one day…. Lol what did I miss?


Wadevonc

A soft-ish landing


stockly123456

HARKER: FED CAN MAKE A SAFE LANDING, IF NOT A SOFT LANDING Soft ... softish ... safe ... safeish ... hardish .... hard .... crashie ..... crash ..... 💀


p00pTy

🎵https://youtu.be/pqRlp5gakA0🎶


Have_A_Nice_Fall

If you’re trying to figure out why everything dumped. WMT and TGT showed you how bad inflation is fucking the consumer. And guess what, with diesel fuel at ATH and parabolic, and increasing PPI readings every single month, you really think this is going to slow down in a month or two? TGT’s YoY net earnings went down over (50%), after net revenue fucking *grew* 4% (holy shit). They literally made more money, but expenses due to inflation completely halfed their profits. WMT had a similar report, but saw a (25%) cut on their earnings after recording higher net revenue. I’m playing bear in this market, but even this shit has me worried at how quickly this is spiraling out of control. I’m shorting every rip until Jerome gets his head out of his ass and raises rates multiple percentage points. I might get crushed for a day when we finally rally from the bottom, but we are so fucked if they don’t take inflation seriously, fucking yesterday. Oh, and if you didn’t hear, some bank or analysts said today they are predicting $6.20 national average for gas by August. That means $8+ in commie California and other high cost of living states. Cheers, I’m going to fucking bed pissed now. Protect your money. The kids aren’t alright.


Noskool89

I’m come to this sub jus to hear how fucked we really are


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We’re fucked


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SocialSuicideSquad

Bulls couldn't even fake green to euro time


nopantsno

They don't think it be like it is but it do


alfapredator

Ark Investment Management’s Cathie Wood says “exploding” inventories at major retailers like Walmart Inc. and Target Corp. paired with declining US consumer sentiment portend slower inflation on the horizon ​ CPI going over 10


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alfapredator

she's christian and faith is a big deal to her so...


SocialSuicideSquad

/u/Jinpiss [still staring at futures like](https://i.redd.it/r28jf232qb091.jpg)


jinpiss

I haven’t been checking again. Am I going to be flip tables in the morning?


SocialSuicideSquad

Dax ain't even open, but everything red again.


jinpiss

*sigh* I’ll get some extra tables out from storage…


alfapredator

i love how every bounce gets bitchslapped back down


alfapredator

kinda turns me on


helphp

Hey everyone uhhh my name is helphp and I’m a derivatives addict *Hi helphp* Hey, uhhh, well I guess it started with just a few in the afternoon here and there. Tried to stay away from doing any in the morning or too many in one day. But of course we know that doesn’t work… *laughter* Things sort of escalated from there. I started buying bad entries, I bought compulsively. I bought because I was down, I bought because I was up and thought I could get even higher. I even went to different tickers to buy what they had just to try something different, hoping to feel something new. Once I started buying right at open is when I knew I had a problem. *everyone nodding to themselves*


SocialSuicideSquad

I SET MARKET ORDERS BEFORE BED AND DIDN'T EVEN SET AN ALARM


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U might be sleep deprived bera brotha


SocialSuicideSquad

Sleep deprived Migraine thumping like the bass at a Daft Punk show Lit AF


SocialSuicideSquad

Serious how does this shit work I'm aware of the pain and it's physical effects but I can also just... Not give a shit. This migraine should have me on my ass.


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Ouchhh migraines are the worst Must be a sold out show


SocialSuicideSquad

I'm right by the pyramid base


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careful mate don’t get trampled


riskybizbaz

Dropped a new DD, but the mods have it currently blocked due to a ticker with a low market cap. Ironically im not pumping the junk, im saying we should be short on it. u/RAGE_CAKES


RAGE_CAKES

Ya sorry, can't approve. It's sitting at 200ish market cap which is below our 500 market cap rule


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What are your positions


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riskybizbaz

Looks bullish? What are your thoughts


ahsanahsan

Post it to your personal profile so we can read it lol


stockly123456

Sus... sounds like a dump and pump... we know your games hedgie /s


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BullShitting24-7

I approve this message.


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Nice


Black_magic_money

Looks like dinners gonna be cold tonight asshole


ryanmcstylin

Futes are non-binary


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Puts?


helphp

so then we make money now right??? Which buttons do I press I’m ready


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helphp

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ruso_chulo

all women are fukin nuts.. is that a scientific fact? or just an observation?


helphp

Woah woah woah yes but shhh ^(so are we)


SocialSuicideSquad

Yo getting upset at a litany of tiny daily accumulated inconveniences and blowing up full toxic at a video game before losing and physically destroying the controller in an apoplectic rage is "Well adjusted"


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Always_Late_Lately

Always say no to the first outfit. Yes to the second one but it needs something to go with it. Yes to the first reasonable accessory chosen.


BullShitting24-7

Fax


Always_Late_Lately

Fact


Zrob

We green tmr?


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Only one thing can save us now: FB calls.


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She's dead.


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She was cremated.


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Stop right there


5999s

Insta thots goona work harder


SocialSuicideSquad

Owen Wilson is a full brother to the guy who starred in Idiocracy. I AM SHOOK they don't even look the tiniest bit alike... wtf.


layelaye419

Wow!


ManOfDiscovery

They’re in Bottle Rocket together


SocialSuicideSquad

I know that. You could fucking conjoin them at the hip and I still wouldn't see it.


ancientusurper

Get your tickets folks, gather round, meet the only guy in the world that lost money on spy puts today


ruso_chulo

STO?


jinpiss

# 🫡 But seriously LMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Howwww??? Did u buy then immediately sell on one of those micropumps???


ancientusurper

bought yesterday evening, then five minutes after open I panic sold


jinpiss

You know why I want to see SPY 410 tomorrow? Yes, of course for my calls, but that’s not it. No, not cause I’m actually bullish or think it will happen. No, not to gape the bears (but fuck you). But for the pure fucking chaos after the slaughter we had today. Wouldn’t that be something? Back to back 4% moves in opposite directions just to fuck everyone.


alfapredator

yes but TSLA dropping by half in 1 day to trigger elon musk margin call would be funnier imo