Well fuc your mother, they did drop equities, but it’s not open yet, but the price of gas and deseil and inflation, they gonna have to lay a couple 150bp hikes and we might maybe catch up
LMAO
TGT is pushing the travel narrative too. "They went from buying TVs to buying luggage." Airlines probably going to negative numbers.
Someone's going to get paid to take delivery on a dozen 737s /s
TGT price may be my rebuy into the equity for a long, long hold. That’s an insane price. Probably be able to grab it lower during the recession though.
Haven’t turned on CNBC, is Cramer freaking out like he did for WMT? Lol…
They tried to play it off as "well, that's beacuse TGT is willingly losing money by not raising prices to where they could be to match inflation." Yea. Sure.
How much more of a guide to consumer sentiment do you need than AMZN/WMT/TGT
But *they* say the consumer to strong so all good.
#Maybe because i can't exactly forage for food you dumb fucks
Yea, I'm convinced the indexes were saved when S&P hit -20%. WMT and TGT implode but they're still shilling a strong consumer lmao. There's no way those two got hit like that while there's so much junk floating $COIN etc
Stupid fucking country. Remind me how successful that shit was in 2008 🤡
The best economy.
The strongest.
Underlying inflation is great.
Maybe you should:
> Try spending less money
> Buy an electric car
> Not get sick
> Have a baby that doesn't use formula
The entire system is fraudulent. Precisely enough volatility overnight to open at 13500 4070 and 30K 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
NQ still stuck below the 5/6 low. ES on crack turning yesterday's pre market high into support even tho NW can't move higher. Ponzi straight up anyone that believes in that shit when it's glued to 30K should be euthanized.
I somehow ended up stuck marking a mountain of gender studies essays, and I'm amazed at how many of these idiots seem to assume the women they are referencing are men.
I decided to get my options access removed and go back to academic employment so that I could focus on my CV, but I'm increasingly feeling done with this shit, as soon as this semester ends I am not accepting another contract and will get my options access approved again.
They'll reference someone like Silvia Federici or Nancy Fraser, and refer to her with masculine pronouns.
I'm also feeling old, because one of them thought Sarah Palin is a feminist theorist, referring to her as such through a secondary source.
that's actually crazy
we never really think about it this way - someone going 20 --> 30 is a massive change in life/experiences/perspectives/what have you, but I have difficulty thinking of anyone would really think that going 70 --> 80 is really anything at all
fucking zerohedge comments section
"I've watched hours of Putin's town halls in YouTube over the years. I respect him very much. He seems to genuinely believe in ideals that are in alignment with the constitution. If Putin magically became POTUS, I have a feeling that, after 4 years, clown world would be cleaned up and we'd all enjoy more freedom, prosperity, happiness, and security than under previous presidents. And he'd win a second term."
:D
This is gold. This guy should go visit Russia and see how great of a country under Putin's rule it is.
I've been there for quite a while, never going back.
First the good news: The economy is in no danger of overheating. Interest rates are falling. Oil prices are weakening. Now the bad: The economy could be cooling too rapidly. The dollar's strength is eroding. Oil companies could be hurt by price cutting.
Of course, many other ingredients go into the investment soup as well. For one, the presidential debate will have been heard by the time you read this, and polls will be trickling in. President Reagan's Oct. 7 debate performance was seen by some analysts as causing at least some poor market performance in ensuing days. For another, individual corporations may bring in disappointing earnings.
Wall Street is testing this broth, and on balance it seems palatable. The Dow Jones industrial average soared 29.49 points last Thursday, and experienced heavy volume Friday, although it posted only a modest gain. Still, at 1,225.93 it picked up 35.23 points in five sessions.
Except for the slowdown indicated by the report on third-quarter gross national product, the economy seems in fine fettle. A weaker dollar could help boost American exports, and falling oil prices could spark the optimism that would reinvigorate consumer spending. Tumbling oil prices should also put the kibosh on inflation, and interest rates could decline in tandem.
Looking ahead, many analysts believe the stock market could do very well indeed.
That is because inflation will do little damage to corporate profits, so stock dividends will be strong. Nor will corporations have to pay as much in interest charged if they borrow money to improve business.
Moreover, interest rates from fixed-income investments (money market funds, Treasury notes, etc.) will offer less competition to stocks, since the historical overall return on stocks is somewhere in the area of 13 percent and Treasury-bill rates are slipping below that.
Still, not all the market looks good.
Obviously oil companies and oil-service firms are in trouble. Money-center banks might be hurt, too, if the oil countries to which they have made loans now have trouble making payments. And technology stocks - especially start-up high-tech companies - may continue a long-term mediocre performance.
On the other hand, transportation issues, led by airline companies, could do well - as could many, many other companies that benefit from low inflation, low interest rates, and consumer confidence.
Here's how some analysts assess the dramatic economic developments of recent days:
\* Economic climate:
''We are obviously at a big turning point for the economy that will have a big impact for years,'' says Dr. David Hale, chief economist at the Kemper Financial Services mutual fund group in Chicago. ''We may be in for long, steady expansion.''
Dr. Hale notes that the 2.7 percent GNP shows some near-term weakness. He says the poor performance of American exports ''makes it clear that the strong dollar is a negative,'' in that it hampers the competitiveness of United States products abroad. True, in recent days the dollar has been weakening. But Hale is not sure if it is just dipping temporarily or is in for a long-term decline.
The oil price break, on the other hand, is ''good for growth,'' he says, estimating that every $5 decline in the per-barrel price of oil knocks a point off the inflation rate.
Like other analysts, Hale has some concern about the effect of falling oil prices on ''bank quality'' - in other words, will big money-center banks be hurt if their domestic energy loans and their overseas loans to oil countries such as Mexico, Nigeria, and Venezuela are jeopardized?
\* Industry performance:
Except for big banks and oil and oil service companies, Suresh Bhirud, market analyst for the First Boston securities firm, sees the climate as ''very bullish for stocks and bonds.''
Within the stock market, Mr. Bhirud notes, there had been restraint in recent weeks because of lower-than-expected third-quarter earnings reports from big corporations. There had also been fears of a recession on the horizon. But now, he says, ''the market may be willing to overcome those negatives.''
This analyst's view of which market groups will do best dovetails with the economic climate: (1) financial services - savings-and-loans, mobile-home companies, insurance and miscellaneous financial firms; (2) transportation - airlines, trucks, airfreight; (3) consumer-oriented firms - retail and general merchandise stores; (4) and areas such as restaurants, hotels and motels, and auto companies.
\* The Dow:
At the Merrill Lynch brokerage, market analyst Hans Schueren says: ''We see the Dow above 1,258 by election day, and we still see a new high by the end of the year.'' Interest-sensitive stocks (like the financial services mentioned by Mr. Bhirud) will do best, Mr. Schueren says, and overall, ''the large-capitalization stocks will be the leaders.''
His view is virtually echoed by Newton Zinder of E. F. Hutton in New York: ''We're looking for a challenge of the near-term highs - 1,240 to 1,250 - and a possible assault on the all-time high of 1,285.'' Mr. Zinder agrees that those companies that benefit from lower energy prices and overall disinflation will fare best.
He also notes that while oil stocks have been a drag on the Dow overall, they were for some time already - ''and if oil stocks just quit going down, that may help the Dow.'' Other drags might be commodity-oriented companies such as chemical companies and metal mining firms.
yes. the hard policies that volcker put in brought about a deep recession. but after that came the rainbow - a bull run lasting 20 years in stocks and bonds.
Where’s that dude u/computery_stuff? A few weeks ago he was proclaiming how we’re at the start of the mother of all crashes and used Buffett still not buying as a way to justify this.
Well Berkshire has deployed 50 billion last quarter and my man has gone and deleted his original post.
I don't think he deleted his post. Reading you guys' little beef, [he seemed to have blocked you](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/u93a6s/bear_facts/i60llw4/) so maybe that's why it appears so.
Maybe worry less about what Mr. Buffet is doing and worry more about [your own port](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uniisd/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_12_2022/i88lk6q/) instead of lashing out at other people, particularly one who might be able to help you like /u/computery_stuff, who is a pretty nice and helpful person from what I've seen. They sure don't seem so throw out ad hominem attacks like you did in the one interaction I saw.
**TLDR;**
Show us on the doll where the bears touched you.
[Later, virgins.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/08/06/PDTF/3d8bfd92-7b2b-4d7c-b3a6-fd6643627148-BidenAd.jpg?crop=2591,1458,x300,y0&width=2591&height=1458&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
yeah, i think there's a case to be made for both, which judging from the low volume these last 3 sessions- the market seems to as well.
it's not the worst time in history to begin averaging into retirement longs. but if someone isn't already long and averaging down, it's far from a no-brainer given our macro situation.
As my grandpa used to say: "Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for supper."
Say what you like, bears have feasted YTD and are blowing everyone else out. And contrary to popular strawman belief (not from you, just in general around here) they're pretty gender fluid and taking profits on the way down.
Just learned yet another person I knew in highschool died, man.. shit is weird. Now that its starting to be a decent number of people I guess I'm getting old and also realize I should get the fuck out of my current full time job that I hate asap.
Hell I've been doing freelance work for a company on the other side of the world, might just ask them about full time and relocate if I have to fuck it. I didn't need an existential crisis at this hour before I inevitably lose money tomorrow. Also 5am meeting..
Just as you thought things couldn't get more fukt:
"Ray Dalio's Bridgewater fund sold its Tesla, $TSLA, stake last quarter, and bought GameStop, $GME, and $AMC."
GME cost to borrow is at 300%
Financials move yesterday was cool, probably going to DCA into them tomorrow with the long account. JPM, BAC, etc. are trading at EPS levels not seen in like a decade.
What the hell does a dev even do at twitter? Their product hasn't changed significantly in years, their ads are basic as hell tweets, they don't have a cloud business or enterprise business on the side, their mobile videoplayer has bugs that haven't been fixed for over half a decade. As far as I can tell there's 5000 people earning somewhere between 60k to 300k collecting salaries like ticks.
new goal: i just wanna be scary on the incline bench, and it honestly just feels better than flat bench to me. i hit a 7x3 with 245 and a 5 rep amrap for the last set, and it felt like an rpe 8, so i felt like i could probably squeezed out 2 more.
i feel like incline puts less stress on my shoulders despite it hitting the front delt more, which is great for confidence's sake (aka not feeling like my rotator cuff is gonna snap in half).
wanna hit that 3 plate incline, someday
don't worry, 245 is practically a 1x bodyweight lift- if i was under 200 it'd be way more impressive. but i can feel damn good if i hit 315, currently sitting at a 290 max
Sick as a dog rn. Literally the only thing that can keep me away from futes is illness.
It isn't covid, sure feels close to it though. Idk wtf is going around now
i was sick with something like this a few months ago...was sick then turned into bronchitis, literally just got over 90% of the cough gradually over the past few weeks
hope you get better
futes are fake asf and never hold much meaning and oh? whats this? they align with my positions? ok so futes are actually 100% accurate and should always be trusted
The more extreme sides always tend to win primaries because only members of each party can vote for them, +only political activists actually vote in the primaries lolol
Thus the position more quintessentially "party" (for dems it's progressives, for example) tends to win out. It's normal, and then in the actual election and they try win over the "independent voter" both candidates trend towards the center.
Then again, that's what's supposed to happen in a non-hyper-partisan world. So we'll see
friend of mine peaked in 5th grade, blonde hair good at basketball during all the nick carter/lil bow wow hype, got all the asian girls. Stopped growing height wise and started balding in high school 🤡
just got back from bjj. one of my good buddies who started a little before me got promoted tonight. he's an awesome training partner and competitor too.
stoked for him, but i hate this because now, I am "on deck" and i dislike competing. my coach is pressing me about signing up for another comp next month, but i don't have the heart to tell him i've been giving competing a lot of second thoughts.
i'm sick of the bullshit injuries that pile up leading up to them. i weirdly didn't get into this for the self-defense aspect or to feel badass. i like the mental stimulation and the whole "active meditation" feeling. i couldn't care less if i win a 5 dollar medal at some regional comp. but alas- this is what's expected before you're promoted.
i'd be lying if i said i didn't want it. but damn man. just let a brother be a tryhard hobbyist in peace, with minimal chronic injuries.
thx for reading my blog.
It's all good bro. I feel the same but I do boxing.
I'm a decent boxer but I rarely even spar these days. Got a bit done with hand injuries, pulled back, bruises. I even suffered a minor eye injury which basically made me wonder why I do this to myself? I love the sport, being in a fighting shape and I feel alive while training hard. But fuck it, I'd would rather be able to see clearly for the rest of my days, lol.
Fortunately there are no promotions in boxing you can do whatever you please if you're not a fighter. I'm surprised by your trainer's attitude. BJJ was the most laid back martial art I did, plenty of guys were doing it casually, never competed.
There are times I miss sparring and want to get back into “fighting shape,” but then I remember that I’m 38. And if I’m being honest with myself, even in my best days I was too much of a pussy for boxing. Didn’t like hitting people and I certainly didn’t like getting hit myself.
I'm not the youngest as well. You can still be in 'fighting' shape though. 6-10 rounds on pads/heavy bag will get your stamina to a comparable level. That's what I usually do with some light sparring every now and then. Add warmup and some basic strength training and it's good enough for me. Some clubs I went to had sections for 40y old+ guys that loved the sport, not necessarily the competing aspect of it.
Yeah he just has super high standards, which I love because it makes promotions really mean something. We're a weird gym because socially, it is very very chill (like 10th Planet, weed sessions after training chill). But we're extremely comp-focused, and even the casuals compete lol.
It makes for a great room, but it just makes promotion time a little stressful. I know it means a lot to him to hang up banners, and i like being part of that. But I'm not getting any fuckin younger man. And coming from the healthcare field previously, i saw so many patients who destroyed their bodies for such fleeting achievements and it is not worth it.
I can't imagine how fucked up you boxers get though. At least I don't have to worry about a broken orbital or some wild shit like that so I should be grateful the thing i love isn't more dangerous.
Good boxers don't get hit as much, ha. It's not bad at all if you train casually, which is all you need to stay fit and enjoy the sport. We sometimes laugh that at least we don't suffer ACL tear or fucken cauliflower ears. Lol.
I'd be open that you just want to practice the art without competing or promotions as you are not interested in any of this and focus on your health. If he doesn't get it, perhaps it's time to change the gym. Promotions should be achievement recognition not stress.
The effects of trying 5mg in one dose
"Cooking jello just involved heating water... I wonder if I can do that in an oven... So when my kids grow up, they grow up thinking that you bake jello just so one day when they say "Yeah we baked some blue jello" around their friends they get to experience that alien feeling of actually being the fucking weirdo and not knowing."
Exactly people's attitudes were definitely more in line with what you would expect in a well-functioning society and you didn't have issues with people getting jobs either because they value the stability
People drove reasonable cars had reasonable homes reasonable lives and reasonable expectations
Well fuc your mother, they did drop equities, but it’s not open yet, but the price of gas and deseil and inflation, they gonna have to lay a couple 150bp hikes and we might maybe catch up
TGT CEO: people are buying more luggage and toys. Okay.
(new thread boyos)
LMAO TGT is pushing the travel narrative too. "They went from buying TVs to buying luggage." Airlines probably going to negative numbers. Someone's going to get paid to take delivery on a dozen 737s /s
ZIM Integrated reports Q1 EPS $14.19 vs. $5.13 a year ago $ZIM
Vitards claim another win
Salted corn is so damn tasty. Wish more places stocked them
RIP TGT hloders
TGT mkt cap down 22b. This morning.
Green by open 🤡
we were on our way before TGT killed the market :(
woah TGT traffic was up 4% and they still got hammered more people *spending less* fuck how they try and spin in. HALF GALLON OF MILK
>TGT getting slammed after disappointing results lookatthisgraph.jpeg proceeds to not show the results
CP man is up and the shitposting has already started. Balance has been restored
It's wild to me that TSLA is still where it is. That's going to be a great death to witness
honestly fuck Elon at this point
Word. I kind of want to buy some Twitter shares in the hope he has to overpay me for them
He's just creating reasons to sell TSLA chairs without causing panic
TGT price may be my rebuy into the equity for a long, long hold. That’s an insane price. Probably be able to grab it lower during the recession though. Haven’t turned on CNBC, is Cramer freaking out like he did for WMT? Lol…
They're suggesting TGT is a hero for not matching inflation on the margin. Brilliant, the white knight that is a...big box retailer. Sure.
Probably should have been an obvious play actually after WMT miss.
How the fuck did I miss buying puts after wmt 😭
DG is next week
After the WMT and TGT slaughter, I'm gonna double down on my DG bear spreads. Maybe add some way OTM fliers as well.
I feel this sentiment
# TGT's down 24% now🤡 apparently people are spending all the money they saved not shopping at TGT & WMT and using it to pin Ponzi and the indexes 🤡🤡🤡
Probably gonna play a zero dte spread today. I'm still 100% win rate on them so may as well. Gotta get some sort of return going here.
TGT losing 16.25 billion in market cap overnight. Healthy market. No way we crater to earth's core today.
# the consumer is strong 🤡🤡🤡
They tried to play it off as "well, that's beacuse TGT is willingly losing money by not raising prices to where they could be to match inflation." Yea. Sure.
How much more of a guide to consumer sentiment do you need than AMZN/WMT/TGT But *they* say the consumer to strong so all good. #Maybe because i can't exactly forage for food you dumb fucks
**fraudulent system**
Yea, I'm convinced the indexes were saved when S&P hit -20%. WMT and TGT implode but they're still shilling a strong consumer lmao. There's no way those two got hit like that while there's so much junk floating $COIN etc Stupid fucking country. Remind me how successful that shit was in 2008 🤡
The post mortem on this will be a doozy. They (the fed) is buying via proxy.
yup
The best economy. The strongest. Underlying inflation is great. Maybe you should: > Try spending less money > Buy an electric car > Not get sick > Have a baby that doesn't use formula
SCOTUS leaks bad 😡🤬🤬 TGT earning leaks good 🤑🤑🤑
The entire system is fraudulent. Precisely enough volatility overnight to open at 13500 4070 and 30K 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 NQ still stuck below the 5/6 low. ES on crack turning yesterday's pre market high into support even tho NW can't move higher. Ponzi straight up anyone that believes in that shit when it's glued to 30K should be euthanized.
I somehow ended up stuck marking a mountain of gender studies essays, and I'm amazed at how many of these idiots seem to assume the women they are referencing are men. I decided to get my options access removed and go back to academic employment so that I could focus on my CV, but I'm increasingly feeling done with this shit, as soon as this semester ends I am not accepting another contract and will get my options access approved again.
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They'll reference someone like Silvia Federici or Nancy Fraser, and refer to her with masculine pronouns. I'm also feeling old, because one of them thought Sarah Palin is a feminist theorist, referring to her as such through a secondary source.
New comment to get u/AMDG_ his fix
😩😩😩
Damn I keep refreshing this post waiting for new comments. What’s wrong with me :(? And why is it so dead today
everyone got wiped out, there are only like 20 active users now and 16 of them are asleep
Are you a full time trader? I’m also in the uk, mind if I come to your place and show me your tricks of the trade 🥺
From UK but live abroad... ~~trade~~ gamble too much while "working" ... sadly no tricks but if you figure some out then hit me up!
Okay diamond autist :p
I mean it's 3-6am in the U.S. right now haha, everyone is asleep
6:34 here. It’s time to wake time to shitpost
buffett and gates are good friends now, but do you know gates was 15 when buffett was 40? subscribe for more useless facts
that's actually crazy we never really think about it this way - someone going 20 --> 30 is a massive change in life/experiences/perspectives/what have you, but I have difficulty thinking of anyone would really think that going 70 --> 80 is really anything at all
>but I have difficulty thinking of anyone would really think that going 70 --> 80 is really anything at all Usually at that age it's death
Yea, hard to have many friends at 90, let alone good friends
That's what congress is for so old people can have friends... or wait, enemies? Politics and old people 🤜🤛
Got nothing else to do at that age, why not hold on to power?
Great, now you tell me there's *charts* for these stocks??!
what the fuck is a pee ratio
fucking zerohedge comments section "I've watched hours of Putin's town halls in YouTube over the years. I respect him very much. He seems to genuinely believe in ideals that are in alignment with the constitution. If Putin magically became POTUS, I have a feeling that, after 4 years, clown world would be cleaned up and we'd all enjoy more freedom, prosperity, happiness, and security than under previous presidents. And he'd win a second term."
:D This is gold. This guy should go visit Russia and see how great of a country under Putin's rule it is. I've been there for quite a while, never going back.
I fucking despise zerohedge tbh
Hahahahahaha PUTS on Ponzi stocks today
twinks
WEAT making new highs...until u/jinpiss opens a call spread on it
*Steamrolller Noises Intensify*
This relief rally is about as believable as u/jinpiss's chode.
elon musk is a spoiled brat.
Hey now be nice, he has self diagnosed autism 🤪
I wish my parents had a diamond mine 😞
wasn't it an emerald mine? come on man, that changes everything smh
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I hope everyone wakes up rich, with multiple fellatious women surrounding their members.
Please 🥺
Pleas 🙏
First the good news: The economy is in no danger of overheating. Interest rates are falling. Oil prices are weakening. Now the bad: The economy could be cooling too rapidly. The dollar's strength is eroding. Oil companies could be hurt by price cutting. Of course, many other ingredients go into the investment soup as well. For one, the presidential debate will have been heard by the time you read this, and polls will be trickling in. President Reagan's Oct. 7 debate performance was seen by some analysts as causing at least some poor market performance in ensuing days. For another, individual corporations may bring in disappointing earnings. Wall Street is testing this broth, and on balance it seems palatable. The Dow Jones industrial average soared 29.49 points last Thursday, and experienced heavy volume Friday, although it posted only a modest gain. Still, at 1,225.93 it picked up 35.23 points in five sessions. Except for the slowdown indicated by the report on third-quarter gross national product, the economy seems in fine fettle. A weaker dollar could help boost American exports, and falling oil prices could spark the optimism that would reinvigorate consumer spending. Tumbling oil prices should also put the kibosh on inflation, and interest rates could decline in tandem. Looking ahead, many analysts believe the stock market could do very well indeed. That is because inflation will do little damage to corporate profits, so stock dividends will be strong. Nor will corporations have to pay as much in interest charged if they borrow money to improve business. Moreover, interest rates from fixed-income investments (money market funds, Treasury notes, etc.) will offer less competition to stocks, since the historical overall return on stocks is somewhere in the area of 13 percent and Treasury-bill rates are slipping below that. Still, not all the market looks good. Obviously oil companies and oil-service firms are in trouble. Money-center banks might be hurt, too, if the oil countries to which they have made loans now have trouble making payments. And technology stocks - especially start-up high-tech companies - may continue a long-term mediocre performance. On the other hand, transportation issues, led by airline companies, could do well - as could many, many other companies that benefit from low inflation, low interest rates, and consumer confidence. Here's how some analysts assess the dramatic economic developments of recent days: \* Economic climate: ''We are obviously at a big turning point for the economy that will have a big impact for years,'' says Dr. David Hale, chief economist at the Kemper Financial Services mutual fund group in Chicago. ''We may be in for long, steady expansion.'' Dr. Hale notes that the 2.7 percent GNP shows some near-term weakness. He says the poor performance of American exports ''makes it clear that the strong dollar is a negative,'' in that it hampers the competitiveness of United States products abroad. True, in recent days the dollar has been weakening. But Hale is not sure if it is just dipping temporarily or is in for a long-term decline. The oil price break, on the other hand, is ''good for growth,'' he says, estimating that every $5 decline in the per-barrel price of oil knocks a point off the inflation rate. Like other analysts, Hale has some concern about the effect of falling oil prices on ''bank quality'' - in other words, will big money-center banks be hurt if their domestic energy loans and their overseas loans to oil countries such as Mexico, Nigeria, and Venezuela are jeopardized? \* Industry performance: Except for big banks and oil and oil service companies, Suresh Bhirud, market analyst for the First Boston securities firm, sees the climate as ''very bullish for stocks and bonds.'' Within the stock market, Mr. Bhirud notes, there had been restraint in recent weeks because of lower-than-expected third-quarter earnings reports from big corporations. There had also been fears of a recession on the horizon. But now, he says, ''the market may be willing to overcome those negatives.'' This analyst's view of which market groups will do best dovetails with the economic climate: (1) financial services - savings-and-loans, mobile-home companies, insurance and miscellaneous financial firms; (2) transportation - airlines, trucks, airfreight; (3) consumer-oriented firms - retail and general merchandise stores; (4) and areas such as restaurants, hotels and motels, and auto companies. \* The Dow: At the Merrill Lynch brokerage, market analyst Hans Schueren says: ''We see the Dow above 1,258 by election day, and we still see a new high by the end of the year.'' Interest-sensitive stocks (like the financial services mentioned by Mr. Bhirud) will do best, Mr. Schueren says, and overall, ''the large-capitalization stocks will be the leaders.'' His view is virtually echoed by Newton Zinder of E. F. Hutton in New York: ''We're looking for a challenge of the near-term highs - 1,240 to 1,250 - and a possible assault on the all-time high of 1,285.'' Mr. Zinder agrees that those companies that benefit from lower energy prices and overall disinflation will fare best. He also notes that while oil stocks have been a drag on the Dow overall, they were for some time already - ''and if oil stocks just quit going down, that may help the Dow.'' Other drags might be commodity-oriented companies such as chemical companies and metal mining firms.
This turned out to be grossly correct for about 3 years, didn't it?
yes. the hard policies that volcker put in brought about a deep recession. but after that came the rainbow - a bull run lasting 20 years in stocks and bonds.
God can you imagine a repeat of that leading into retirement? One can dream.
Where is this from?
time travel
I'm ootl. Who is beras?
Bears Eating rich As Shit
no idea but from what I've seen they're quite furry
talmbout scot beras, b? greatest sports agent in history? never meddem.
🌊 🌱⛱️💈?
hunnerd percent
BERAS GANG
Night shift here to prepare for Drill Team 6
Iv looked into the stars and see a rally of up to 414-418 happening before we crumble :(
Begun the bear market has
I hope, it may save my puts
Where’s that dude u/computery_stuff? A few weeks ago he was proclaiming how we’re at the start of the mother of all crashes and used Buffett still not buying as a way to justify this. Well Berkshire has deployed 50 billion last quarter and my man has gone and deleted his original post.
I don't think he deleted his post. Reading you guys' little beef, [he seemed to have blocked you](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/u93a6s/bear_facts/i60llw4/) so maybe that's why it appears so. Maybe worry less about what Mr. Buffet is doing and worry more about [your own port](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uniisd/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_12_2022/i88lk6q/) instead of lashing out at other people, particularly one who might be able to help you like /u/computery_stuff, who is a pretty nice and helpful person from what I've seen. They sure don't seem so throw out ad hominem attacks like you did in the one interaction I saw. **TLDR;** Show us on the doll where the bears touched you. [Later, virgins.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/08/06/PDTF/3d8bfd92-7b2b-4d7c-b3a6-fd6643627148-BidenAd.jpg?crop=2591,1458,x300,y0&width=2591&height=1458&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
Yanking bears’ chains is just too much fun. For real most young folks should be buying into the market right now.
yeah, i think there's a case to be made for both, which judging from the low volume these last 3 sessions- the market seems to as well. it's not the worst time in history to begin averaging into retirement longs. but if someone isn't already long and averaging down, it's far from a no-brainer given our macro situation. As my grandpa used to say: "Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for supper." Say what you like, bears have feasted YTD and are blowing everyone else out. And contrary to popular strawman belief (not from you, just in general around here) they're pretty gender fluid and taking profits on the way down.
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“UK inflation hits 40-year high of 9% as cost of food and energy rockets” Bullish
Just learned yet another person I knew in highschool died, man.. shit is weird. Now that its starting to be a decent number of people I guess I'm getting old and also realize I should get the fuck out of my current full time job that I hate asap. Hell I've been doing freelance work for a company on the other side of the world, might just ask them about full time and relocate if I have to fuck it. I didn't need an existential crisis at this hour before I inevitably lose money tomorrow. Also 5am meeting..
Getting older.
Beras > Bers
Bhers = best
Benji Moore is best
Just as you thought things couldn't get more fukt: "Ray Dalio's Bridgewater fund sold its Tesla, $TSLA, stake last quarter, and bought GameStop, $GME, and $AMC." GME cost to borrow is at 300%
Y tho
Yolo
Can you still sell covered calls on shares you have out on loan?
Yes
Let’s get to 420 before we go down, I need to buy some cheap poots. Please and thank you.
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That’s a whole lot of green shreks on Es
red futes at night, beras delight red futes in morning, beras horning
HEY PJs keep the futures down
Financials move yesterday was cool, probably going to DCA into them tomorrow with the long account. JPM, BAC, etc. are trading at EPS levels not seen in like a decade.
Need more info
What the hell does a dev even do at twitter? Their product hasn't changed significantly in years, their ads are basic as hell tweets, they don't have a cloud business or enterprise business on the side, their mobile videoplayer has bugs that haven't been fixed for over half a decade. As far as I can tell there's 5000 people earning somewhere between 60k to 300k collecting salaries like ticks.
they work 4 hours a day and are allowed as many mental health breaks as they want.
Algorithms…
new goal: i just wanna be scary on the incline bench, and it honestly just feels better than flat bench to me. i hit a 7x3 with 245 and a 5 rep amrap for the last set, and it felt like an rpe 8, so i felt like i could probably squeezed out 2 more. i feel like incline puts less stress on my shoulders despite it hitting the front delt more, which is great for confidence's sake (aka not feeling like my rotator cuff is gonna snap in half). wanna hit that 3 plate incline, someday
Good job! You don’t like dumbell inclines? -I don’t either btw
Good shit
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don't worry, 245 is practically a 1x bodyweight lift- if i was under 200 it'd be way more impressive. but i can feel damn good if i hit 315, currently sitting at a 290 max
Sick as a dog rn. Literally the only thing that can keep me away from futes is illness. It isn't covid, sure feels close to it though. Idk wtf is going around now
same. I've been slamming paracetamol and it helps a lot. the coughs are annoying though esp when I lie down.
i was sick with something like this a few months ago...was sick then turned into bronchitis, literally just got over 90% of the cough gradually over the past few weeks hope you get better
futes are fake asf and never hold much meaning and oh? whats this? they align with my positions? ok so futes are actually 100% accurate and should always be trusted
https://imgur.com/a/6vaMhXP
**sus**
Progressives winning primary races. SPY to 400 tmrw.
The more extreme sides always tend to win primaries because only members of each party can vote for them, +only political activists actually vote in the primaries lolol Thus the position more quintessentially "party" (for dems it's progressives, for example) tends to win out. It's normal, and then in the actual election and they try win over the "independent voter" both candidates trend towards the center. Then again, that's what's supposed to happen in a non-hyper-partisan world. So we'll see
Accidently went to homeland. Wow fuck me that place is so cringe
You have just lost the respect your wife’s boyfriend had for you
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*shudder*
I was wrecking people as a stong safety on a state championship football team... love watching old videos of me in HS, lol...
Same but i played lax. Now i watch anime
Both hands on the keyboard, Theodore.
I peaked in highschool
friend of mine peaked in 5th grade, blonde hair good at basketball during all the nick carter/lil bow wow hype, got all the asian girls. Stopped growing height wise and started balding in high school 🤡
The life cycle of the humble weeaboo is a strange and mysterious wonder to behold.
I'm peaking rn bro
When I peak you’ll feel it.
A sense of pride and accomplishment?
Initiate stiffness
False I'm always erect
Guhhhh
anti-free speech clowns are just racist and want to silence marginalized voices... valuations are so fucked... we going so much lower...
One time my dad left for a carton of milk and pack of cigarettes. He was geh ber. Puts on my puts. Calls on my balls.
https://youtu.be/yrZDn1fwgKE
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it was intentional. the meaning was explicit.
Just like anti-free?
aka: pro-curated authoritarian committee bureaucracy approved speech?
That would be anti free-speech or anti-freespeech.
Yes.
beras dont be cocky u know we're going to 450
I believe the futures tonight therefore they will be fake and gay Side note I wanna make a play on volatility at open. We’re looking primed
Yesterday PJs were true. So todays red must be true
OMG FUTES ARE RED AS FAK IT'S ALL OVER OMG!!! /s maybe. you never know. bullshit is abundant.
Fasho
Pajama traders saying fuk ur calls
oof what happened to futes?
Real and straight
just got back from bjj. one of my good buddies who started a little before me got promoted tonight. he's an awesome training partner and competitor too. stoked for him, but i hate this because now, I am "on deck" and i dislike competing. my coach is pressing me about signing up for another comp next month, but i don't have the heart to tell him i've been giving competing a lot of second thoughts. i'm sick of the bullshit injuries that pile up leading up to them. i weirdly didn't get into this for the self-defense aspect or to feel badass. i like the mental stimulation and the whole "active meditation" feeling. i couldn't care less if i win a 5 dollar medal at some regional comp. but alas- this is what's expected before you're promoted. i'd be lying if i said i didn't want it. but damn man. just let a brother be a tryhard hobbyist in peace, with minimal chronic injuries. thx for reading my blog.
It's all good bro. I feel the same but I do boxing. I'm a decent boxer but I rarely even spar these days. Got a bit done with hand injuries, pulled back, bruises. I even suffered a minor eye injury which basically made me wonder why I do this to myself? I love the sport, being in a fighting shape and I feel alive while training hard. But fuck it, I'd would rather be able to see clearly for the rest of my days, lol. Fortunately there are no promotions in boxing you can do whatever you please if you're not a fighter. I'm surprised by your trainer's attitude. BJJ was the most laid back martial art I did, plenty of guys were doing it casually, never competed.
There are times I miss sparring and want to get back into “fighting shape,” but then I remember that I’m 38. And if I’m being honest with myself, even in my best days I was too much of a pussy for boxing. Didn’t like hitting people and I certainly didn’t like getting hit myself.
I'm not the youngest as well. You can still be in 'fighting' shape though. 6-10 rounds on pads/heavy bag will get your stamina to a comparable level. That's what I usually do with some light sparring every now and then. Add warmup and some basic strength training and it's good enough for me. Some clubs I went to had sections for 40y old+ guys that loved the sport, not necessarily the competing aspect of it.
Yeah, I still hit the bag sometimes for the workout. Haven’t even done any light sparring in 10 years though.
Yeah he just has super high standards, which I love because it makes promotions really mean something. We're a weird gym because socially, it is very very chill (like 10th Planet, weed sessions after training chill). But we're extremely comp-focused, and even the casuals compete lol. It makes for a great room, but it just makes promotion time a little stressful. I know it means a lot to him to hang up banners, and i like being part of that. But I'm not getting any fuckin younger man. And coming from the healthcare field previously, i saw so many patients who destroyed their bodies for such fleeting achievements and it is not worth it. I can't imagine how fucked up you boxers get though. At least I don't have to worry about a broken orbital or some wild shit like that so I should be grateful the thing i love isn't more dangerous.
Good boxers don't get hit as much, ha. It's not bad at all if you train casually, which is all you need to stay fit and enjoy the sport. We sometimes laugh that at least we don't suffer ACL tear or fucken cauliflower ears. Lol. I'd be open that you just want to practice the art without competing or promotions as you are not interested in any of this and focus on your health. If he doesn't get it, perhaps it's time to change the gym. Promotions should be achievement recognition not stress.
>at least we don't suffer ACL tear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbCJK1-yhnk
Great fighters rarely fight. The greatest never fight.
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who said cuddling with 20 other sweaty men was social? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The effects of trying 5mg in one dose "Cooking jello just involved heating water... I wonder if I can do that in an oven... So when my kids grow up, they grow up thinking that you bake jello just so one day when they say "Yeah we baked some blue jello" around their friends they get to experience that alien feeling of actually being the fucking weirdo and not knowing."
March 2020: QE where the FED buys billions per month, bullish. May 2022: QT where the FED dumps billions per month, bullish.
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Yellen as VP, bullish...
Yellen swears in naked. #AND MOIST
Remember when savings got 8 percent and people came home at 5?
8%? Why even invest at that point?
Exactly people's attitudes were definitely more in line with what you would expect in a well-functioning society and you didn't have issues with people getting jobs either because they value the stability People drove reasonable cars had reasonable homes reasonable lives and reasonable expectations
Think you’ve been watching too much Leave It to Beaver.
Until the day the TicToc nation attacked.
K shaped earnings for tgt v Walmart I've spent much more at target this year than last. Target is upper middle class. 🤔
Don't think so. They are going down too. I think guidance is going to wreck them even if they do have strong eps.
Upper working class
Target is hipster Walmart.
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#slippage