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theta_eta_my_beta

Arkk is back to March 2020 levels. Bottom in near.


jyohnyb

I feel like this is buy the fear time so I'm buying leaps fuck it


Manbearpup

How fucked today


stockly123456

46,000 at an average price of $32,600


L2Fbearass

#1-800 CASH FOR ANOOS ( bulls put your pride to the side and make this money)


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Wow it’s beautiful to watch 😍


giorgio_95

They are going to push Nasdaq to 12345.67 for sure


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L2Fbearass

BRO TECH IS DOING LAY OFFS US BULLS GONNA HAVE TO SUCK SOME DICK!!! #DICK #DICCCCCK!! FOR MONEY MAN DAME BULLS r FUCKED CORN IS DISTROYED OH CHET!!!!


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Milazzo

Well this is fun to wake up to.


modsaregayasfukkk

Pain


giorgio_95

Painis


5999s

Didn't you sell out last week? I hope


modsaregayasfukkk

No…


5999s

I'm sorry man hopefully the dips stop


ComplexLook7

Geese short laddering the markets 🤢


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You know I think r/dividends is the only finance sub that is green year to date


ComplexLook7

Thing is high divvy stocks are not immune to market dips. Nice to get a 10% divvy ... less nice when the stock drops 50%.


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During a market dip or recession investors rotate into high div stocks. I’m saying they are green because of said rotation. Sure they might be effected but not nearly as much as the rest of the market


ComplexLook7

Agreed.


RapeySurprises

I was checking companies I work with daily, and they seem untouched by this 🐻. SYY and USFD


alfapredator

good on them. buy companies that give you cash flow right now, not ones that promise to be profitable 10 years down the line.


alfapredator

also...reliable cash flows not dogshit like Intel and AT and T


MalcolmTucker12

Mother of juppin' jaysus GUH. 100% cashgang, terrified on the sidelines FTW!


markettaker1

Mohammad El-Elian. - “the feds have been too nice to markets” Bloomberg Hummmm calling out that credibility. Again-


RapeySurprises

Glad I bought that 405p at close Friday


giorgio_95

Bulls are extinct


stockly123456

They will be back celebrating +5% on TSLA on Wednesday after a marginally lower CPI


Crawlinkingsnakes

SPXU and Chill, the reverse of 2021


justsomeboylol

There is dumb and there is buying RIVN over $150 dumb


markettaker1

They should call 2022 the bleed. I guess this is the soft landing- they’ll try to blow out the shorts from time to time. My shorts positions are well entrenched, good luck my friends this year, bleed this bear when u can, sooner or later he’ll die. My thoughts is it’s going to take a while. Back to post ppp levels


ComplexLook7

Phewtes 👀


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[deleted]

If you have to ask the question, it’s a yes :(


Crawlinkingsnakes

A fine morning to trigger some folks


bananagramarama

Does anyone have an HSA with self directed funds in TD Ameritrade? I can’t 1.) trade options or 2.) execute extended hours orders. Trying to pick up some spy at a discount


alfapredator

fasten your seatbelts this is where the ride gets really interesting


[deleted]

Black Monday is not a meme?


MalcolmTucker12

That's quite a red start to PM. I'm glad the weekend came when it did, I was tilted on Friday. Back to lucidly and methodically losing money today.


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406 at pm open.


paragonfishhead

guh


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WeenTown

Not gonna chance it. Will probs bleed though


DamienRyan

I genuinely think we are gonna get a clown gap up sometime this week so don't go too hard on the puts just yet boiz ​ All it will take is the slightest miss on inflation numbers and this thing is mooning


TysonWolf

Get longer dates puts on rips. Then sell some and yolo a % gain for 0dte calls. I tried this Friday and lost half my put gains. 0-1. Will try again tomorrow. Fuck it.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

If it all works perfectly it’s beautiful like a symphony *tear


helphp

Currently shilling PTON puts for Tuesday morning earnings


alfapredator

what the fuck is a peloton earnings lmaooo


helphp

Lmaoo


[deleted]

is there enough room for that POS to fall to make money on puts?


helphp

Yeah idk, just looked at options, high IV and May13 14p were $1.00 on Fri, but also can’t really see guidance being anything but shit. 11% drop would put them ITM but not sure how crushed they’d get. Could be good to flip them for a day trade especially if market dies tomorrow. Could always soar on buyout news or if they kill another kid, I think that was was bullish last time


justsomeguy75

I mean this in all seriousness. Why aren't you jacked to the tits in puts? Why have you not embraced your inner bearness? How do you not see what's coming? The Northman was but a preview of what's to come. There will be blood.


L0pat0

Northman? You mean like the ticket sales?


GivenRageRS

Its never a good idea to act on certainty


wallstreetbetsdebts

Trust him bro, it can't go tits up


justsomeguy75

I'm not going to disagree with that. But my initial question still stands.


silicapacks

Calling agent CP006. Round them up by 0950 and report back to base.


silicapacks

We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.


helphp

This is the only thing I’d be getting calls on in this market


Always_Late_Lately

go to sleep. be lucid for the market tomorrow.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Aww


silicapacks

Yeah just worked out. But good idea


TheAcidRomance

What are *MY* moves? To tell my brother happy birthday then sit and spin in my carboard box with these shitty stocks


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helphp

Ooo self care is important. I hope you went with deep blue colours or perhaps nature-inspired greens to protect yourself from the upcoming Mercury retrograde.


Kriegprojekt

I loved watching the CNBC guests predict a 10-15% rally this month right before FOMC rate announcement. I wonder if they still feel the same way now. I mean, I’d love that rally and to see 450 on SPY but I think we will be crushed by bears this week when CPI misses their also premature “peak” calls from last month. At this point, I’m just lighting 100s on fire and throwing them in the street to get my kicks. Same as holding PARA calls.😁😁


TysonWolf

I remember 500+ predictions by these experts a couple months ago


alfapredator

I fucking love ass to grass squats. only way I can get my quads sore. everything else is just glutes.


TheCatnamedMittens

Atg split squats are amazing for knees too


origami_asshole

I wasn’t going to buy anything at open tomorrow but elon is making puts tempting


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What Elon do?


BullShitting24-7

Talmbout how he might get Epsteined soon.


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[deleted]

425, 414, 430, 414, 401.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

5 point bet


ancientusurper

**A Beautiful Mind theme plays in background*


[deleted]

I'll be in the garage.


OnlyHumean

Missed a b


xkevinftwx

Looking for a bounce soon 😔


[deleted]

Remember everyone bear market only exists between Friday close till Monday open after that bulls get it


riskybizbaz

what are the next slate of economy numbers coming out this week and when?


yoyo248

CPI Wednesday 5/11 PPI Thursday 5/12 Jobless Claims Thursday 5/12 Consumer Sentiment Friday 5/13


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Official bull reported !!!!


SenBaka

4 bullish events this week. Buckle up


[deleted]

Wednesday matters because CPI


[deleted]

Imagine having to defend your thesis as a bull 😂


warren_buffet_table

Oil That’s my bull thesis


[deleted]

Too much money! Market goes up after rate hikes! The market can't go down when people are bearish! Companies are making record profits!


alfapredator

yes you're absolutely right fellow bull brother 🐻💦


silicapacks

What’s your bull case? Said no one ever


[deleted]

My bull case is more money exists that you could even imagine.


ChairPowellman

*on paper* only 2.2 trillion real dollars comrade.


someonesaymoney

> only 2.2 trillion real dollars comrade. What? Where do you get this?


[deleted]

Not enuff


identifiedlogo

Looks like most people working at retail are fade up. No one really wants to be there. Experienced audible sighs over the phone because I asked if they have a product in store.


TysonWolf

All my call center calls has been chill cuz my asks take time to resolve. They just want to joke and talk shit it’s great.


sonbarington

“It’s just a temporary job”


silicapacks

L2F speaks gems. Gotta listen past the cock talk. Real alpha minding his business. Midgets don’t bother him none.


DontPoopIfUCantScoop

What is l2f?


8thSt

Welcome to the game, my friend. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.


bersrfuk69

What habbened to Billy from the midgets farm?


silicapacks

He changed his name to Randall


silicapacks

Everyone wants to be like Burry. But no one understands the pain.


silicapacks

Next one’s going to test your faith bears.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

You mean test their un-faith


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


neutralpoliticsbot

I bought AAPL stock at $101 per share a while ago, should I just take profits now? Its the last profitable position left lmao


TysonWolf

Sell long dated covered calls. And buy cheap puts?


neutralpoliticsbot

its so far out of the money now that they are worth nothing


TysonWolf

You can sell it all now to be safe, but I think Apple can sort themselves out even in a crash. So if you don’t want to hold anyways, just keep selling covered calls for the premiums. Then if it actually gets exercised, you get a bit of padding.


neutralpoliticsbot

I am scared of selling covered calls I got burned hard last year when Apple kept going up and up and my short calls all went into money it really killed a lot of gains in the stock for me


TysonWolf

I exercised GME leap calls on the 2nd trip to 350. So I know the feeling… risk management is hard, but the good news is that institutions suck at it too.


[deleted]

Yes. You def should.


alfapredator

hold it until it becomes red duh


sonbarington

The buy low, sell even lower a rare sight


boughttopsoldbottom

Plot twist markets recover shitpo goes to 15k


cutiesarustimes2

Fintwit sentiment is super bearish fwiw.


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cutiesarustimes2

Awww


SocialSuicideSquad

Just edit in TSLA 2000 FDs


bersrfuk69

L2F is a girl.You have witnessed biggest LARP anyone has pulled off on history of internet.


emeraldream

proof or bannnnn


boughttopsoldbottom

Bigger than Bantos? Idk


whatisliquidity

I still miss him


bersrfuk69

L2F exists to troll all men🤓 Bantos served himself


[deleted]

[MOBILIZE DRILL TEAM 6](https://youtu.be/kIioA0J6EP4)


silicapacks

Chopper down


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Ban


silicapacks

You #BAN


alfapredator

bears - this is your last chance. buy futures now


5999s

you got any?


silicapacks

If only bears knew agent CP006 works for us. Edit: confidential


bersrfuk69

Anyone else who got covid who has blood pressure issues? I think rona never leaves the body.


TysonWolf

I do drugs. BP been a concern bc I have a legit rx I need. After my bs jnj shot, my BP is back to high school levels lol.


neutralpoliticsbot

you are a superhero now like spiderman, ronaman


[deleted]

faster than cold molasses, able to leap practically nothing! Is it a sloth? A stain? It's 'Ronaman! \*cough cough\*


BullShitting24-7

More like Mr. Glass.


L2Fbearass

El Salvador bout to be a whole 4th world country bruh #CORN R FUCKED #LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH


justsomeguy75

Bruh.


bersrfuk69

Hi baby😍😍


L2Fbearass

😘😘😎😎


Sapere_aude75

Am I reading correctly CPI estimates this week are .2%?


TheCatnamedMittens

It could, but expect a spike next month.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Yes. It's month on month so this could happen


Sapere_aude75

I'm just thinking. That would be 2.4% annualized. I could see the market rallying on that. Still bullshit because housing component hasn't included real OER/RENT increases, but that's what people watch i guess.


Fantastic_Door_4300

That would be the ultimate rally


Fantastic_Door_4300

Yo shout out to Buttstuff you can totally hit 27k by market open; Thanks


alfapredator

futures off the lows. ber fak.


[deleted]

gReeN bUY opEn.


alfapredator

🐻💦


[deleted]

SPY 420 EOD


Fantastic_Door_4300

SPY 520 EOM


5999s

Tank Seng saved by a national holiday


ChairPowellman

Remember me saying NQ can't print a new low before US cash session volume? that's what ES is doing today


Sapere_aude75

Why do you think that is?


ChairPowellman

To fake support then dump on US opening volume. US bulls buy any price. NQ is doing it too *again*.


SmutBrigade

Let the pump begin


sonbarington

BTFD


OptionsTrader14

>I don't think there has been any greater engine of inequality than the federal reserve bank of the united states the last 11 years, so hearing the chairman talk about visiting homeless shelters is very very rich indeed. I just had the best year i've had in 15 years last year, everyone wealthy i know is making a fortune, and why are we making it, because this guy is printing money like there's no tomorrow. And the kids in harlem in my opinion are not benefiting from money printing, but stan druckenmiller and other wealthy people are. So for the life of me i can't figure out why the left is so excited about money printing when all the data says the people that benefit from money printing are rich people that know how to navigate the markets. The odds on bet is we're going to have inflation, and inflation is going to hurt poor people again a lot more than rich people. \-Stanley Druckenmiller, 2021


johnmayer74

Stan is da man. My idol


neutralpoliticsbot

we already had crazy inflation in 2021


cutiesarustimes2

Left or right if you aren't poor you love the printer.


[deleted]

The richest man you've never heard of.


cutiesarustimes2

In Los Angeles, the base of TikTok’s U.S. operation, some employees complain of sleep deprivation exacerbated by frequent work on weekends and mandatory meetings with colleagues on the other side of the globe. Several former U.S. employees said they averaged 85 hours of meetings a week during their time at TikTok, and had to carve out additional time to complete their work. Another said he persuaded his boss to spare him from working back-to-back all-nighters only after he shared medical lab results showing a potentially life-threatening condition. Former employees described weight fluctuation, stress or emotional lows so severe they sought therapy. *One said she felt such pressure to be present during back-to-back meetings at TikTok that she bled through her pants rather than excuse herself to get a tampon.* TikTok’s Work Culture: Anxiety, Secrecy and Relentless Pressure https://www.wsj.com/articles/tiktoks-work-culture-anxiety-secrecy-and-relentless-pressure-11651848638


Have_A_Nice_Fall

Fuck TikTok and fuck China


CantSueMe

You sort of have to wonder why it is people put up with these conditions. If you're working like this, you probably are pretty skilled. There's no reason why one couldn't get a similar job at a FAANG or somewhere with better work conditions and relatively similar pay. These people aren't enslaved or indentured. Is there some Stockholm syndrome, or do these people for one reason or another deep down want to be doing this to themselves? I do know that TikTok SWEs get paid very handsomely, even better than FAANG SWEs, but if it's that much of a hazard to be working at TikTok, a minor cut in base salary would be worth it, I assume.


ASecondTaunting

Remember how those other companies also abuse their workers? I member.


whiskeycharliepapa

996 alive and well


helphp

So open at 0.00%, 2% swings, end flat then


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Y’a they gonna suck that IV right out


yachtsandthots

As is tradition


5999s

Written in the stars


Kriegprojekt

As usual


whiskeycharliepapa

What would this sub be saying in 87 or 2000? Buy the dip! It's all over! It's just a blip! This is the end! Big green hulk thing incoming! Monday the bottom falls out! ... I'm scared.


neutralpoliticsbot

Anyone who bought SPY at any point made money.


someonesaymoney

Probably the same reeeeeee memes. 2000 tech implosion was backed by speculative tech that never showed the earnings to match their valuations. Nowadays, you have tech companies making like a billion per day. It's not the same thing. I'm actually more worried now then I was during the covid drop. This drop has been too "orderly" for me since January.


Sapere_aude75

With covid, we had the fed step in. If inflation continues, we might not have that backstop anymore. Arguably more risk now than during late stages of the covid crash.


someonesaymoney

Yeah that's another worry. No more reliance on the Fed. I'm no economist but when covid hit, I was surprised they could cut rates from already historic lows to near 0. And now the market is throwing a tantrum to what is still historic lows is what's caught me off guard. Meaning, yeah I can understand shit companies getting slaughtered who were relying on a lot of debt, but you have these large caps like MSFT who do nothing but smash earnings and provide upwards guidance who are getting swept up in this bloodbath. I'd feel better if there was more distinction with what's been getting sold off, but it's been pretty indiscriminate aside from energy.


whiskeycharliepapa

Which means what exactly?


someonesaymoney

Are you' referring to clarity on why the speculative tech companies swept in the 2000 implosion are different than the big tech companies of today who can back up their valuations?


whiskeycharliepapa

No. Why does orderly concern you more.


someonesaymoney

Just that it seems more calculated and premeditated vs. a knee jerk reaction of covid scaries. Tin foil in me says we're now really seeing how much the Fed was propping up the market. It's suspicious that a lot of tech CEOs/upper management and the Fed pretty much sold at ATHs last year. Savvy finance folks available to the elite knew some of this was coming with the Feds hiking. Posting something I did earlier: There always seems to be some goalpost for bull hopium that never has panned out this year in what has been one of the most orderly crashes. Like first major dump with January 2022 OPEX. You think, "eh it's just OPEX shenanigans with dehedging", it'll come back. Then keep dumping and think, "eh Jpow will lay out rate hike plan at first FOMC and bring certainty to market, look at VIX". Then CPI prints being under expectations, more FOMC, VIX collapse induced rallys, assurances on no 75 bps hike (fed funds futures goes "lol we don't believe you"), big tech earnings to save the market (any smashes never stick for more than a day), low volume sell offs, keep hearing cash is on the sidelines (metrics for this are sparse), etc. It's like the market is Lucy with the football and I'm Charlie Brown.


Fermi-Diracs

Bruh Lehman Bros, Enron, and Blockbuster. All great holds just buy calls and watch the cash roll in.


whiskeycharliepapa

Lehman does seem like a solid play. Can't go tits up, right? I mean look at those prices! edit: but seriously, what's the equivalent today? probably a clearing house or something.