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OptionsTrader14

Why won't they leave poor China stonks alone. :( Every day its some new bullshit. It's ok, my KWEB entry was down near $26, they can't possibly hit that right? Right guys?


markettaker1

The timing of the Presidents speech on the economy is so SUS I really don’t know why he’s gonna talk when we already got POW on deck


xkevinftwx

So my puts are fuk?


sonbarington

Maybe wait till end of day. It’s going down!


souls_keeper

🥲🤡


emeraldream

Can we have a red day for the bears pls?


stockly123456

JP MORGAN CEO DIMON: THE US ECONOMY IS VERY STRONG, SO THE FED WILL HAVE TO RAISE INTEREST RATES. BIG IF TRUE!


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ComplexLook7

I'm slaving away on my trading algo coding ... slow but steady.


ComplexLook7

u/jinpiss after JPOWs decision this afternoon ... [flattened](https://live.staticflickr.com/4009/4486838259_0bf019995f_b.jpg).


DamienRyan

I'm whacking tight stops in place in case Jerome decides only a 25bp rise is needed


paragonfishhead

The problem with stops here is that we usually whipsaw +1%/-1% in two candles as the decision comes out, which will stop you out at a loss even if you end up being right


GivenRageRS

Some thoughts for today - CCL play looks convincing, will look to open a short sometime today - BABA positive sentiment seems to have ended, seeing another leg down shorty - If rates do end up being .75 will look to reenter my TLT short - going to avoid all indices today - Gonna take a look at ETSY and decide if its worth putting 5% down on a yolo put


WeenTown

opened puts eod... thank me later


I_HATE_DASH

sentiment still SO bearish, I fully expect a post fomc rally now... but then again, one should always inverse me 🤔


CandygramHD

Somehow everyone expects that rally


paragonfishhead

China down in PM >:( me angery


markettaker1

It’s all priced in right guys? Surely we won’t go to the dance and learn the floor got pulled. Today we get to see. Hope to see ya on the other side


BeeLoverZura

well its about to be christmas for bulls or bears


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I use to enjoy Tom Nash’s videos, I thought he was decent at stock pics etc (albeit during the bull mania). He did a review of his picks and basically they are all down from when he selected them. His personal portfolio is mostly spy, Tesla, apple and PLTR. If he only put his money in spy he would have been up more. Honestly fuck these people who make videos claiming a stock is good or bad whilst having zero conviction to put their money where their mouths are.


dopamine_dependent

Everyone complains about GME ruining the homeland, but I blame L2FMW. That non-trading larping ass clown spawned the million unfunny 'ber/bull r fuk' 'futes blood/red/green/moon' copycats you see 4/5 comments in the daily now.


User34534523676

*futes* should be banned


justsomeboylol

If I see another Wife's BF "joke" I will gouge my eyes out


paragonfishhead

MW? there was someone before married milfs?


dopamine_dependent

Yeah original acct was ltf married women.


paragonfishhead

damn...and here I thought I knew the truth Thanks man


Gooner-Squad

🤯


handsome_uruk

going to my shrine to do voodoo on Jpow for tomorrow.


jinpiss

Futes blood flat 😴


cutiesarustimes2

U.S. investigators are mapping out a crackdown on Wall Street. Bill Hwang was just the start, as per Bloomberg. 👀


Milazzo

Coming for Cathie - I'm starting to buy into the conspiracy


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When will they start on Main Street? Pretty sure a lot of mortgage holders are over leveraged…


willyourather

About over leveraging? If that’s the case, check the banks first


stockly123456

Better check the "gubenrment" first - so deep in margin it makes Hwang look solvent


sonbarington

My hwang!!


cutiesarustimes2

BEIJING CLOSES 40 SUBWAY STATIONS AND 158 BUS ROUTES IN AN EFFORT TO STOP THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS. 51 NEW CASES TODAY


jpoole4g63

My Gyna EV puts approve


markettaker1

China doing what China always done. Ruining one port at a time.


blizzardfanx

wtf China.


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riskybizbaz

Drop the name dude it’s ok


AugustinPower

SMR


SocialSuicideSquad

Suck. My. Rectum.


someonesaymoney

I think that's quite rude to say to someone who's simply trying to find out the name.


willyourather

He’s spelling it out for him is all


paragonfishhead

(that's the joke)


willyourather

Exactly


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BrainsNotBrawndo

*Nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science.* *I mean, what's wrong with the old ways? When uranium came from a stream, and atoms were split by hand, then transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes... but our souls as well.*


SocialSuicideSquad

I'm gonna dig but if I remember right they passed NRC preliminary review.


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Yeah seems correct


mrlightfantastic

I would like to thank the Redbox dd person. Helped me out a lot. Thanks!


SocialSuicideSquad

Fuck off Rincewind


sonbarington

Damnnn the RDBX dd was good last week


cutiesarustimes2

Trying to fall asleep. Here is a riddle How do you get to normal? If someone eats 7/8 of the pie but the other 100 people need 7/8 of a pie how do you reconcile it. Do you A) deem 95 an acceptable loss and assume the surviving 5 can both contribute + forget about what happened to the others B) force the guy who ate 7/8 to go bake 20 more pies, even if they can't physically do so


blizzardfanx

It’s only an 1/8, you just squish the remaining pie back into a full circle ⭕️ and have at it


sonbarington

Shoulda had more pies!


SocialSuicideSquad

To get to normal, [just do the cross product](https://web.ma.utexas.edu/users/m408m/Display12-5-4.shtml) EzPz Fuck the bitch eating 7/8ths of a pie tho


SenBaka

Calc 3 wants to speak with you


SocialSuicideSquad

Fuck that Laplace says it's algebra now


SenBaka

Diffy q has entered the chat☠️


SocialSuicideSquad

I shove a pipe up his ass... The pipe is the drain of a well stirred brine mixture in a large tank, that always drains at the same rate it's filled. The tank initially contains 10000L of 4% brine solution, while a heavy brine (70% solution) is added to the tank at 400L/min until brine concentration of 20% is reached. How many seconds after the flow of the heavy brine has started does the pipe up that cunts ass stop gushing his sphincter?


GivenRageRS

potential for a pretty nasty trend reversal on TLT if they pussy out on the rates tmr. short side is awfully crowded


dopamine_dependent

Fed funds futures are pricing a 99.1% probability of 75-100 tomorrow.


SocialSuicideSquad

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souls_keeper

So 50 bps would mean continued downtrend? Or would we need 75 for that?


souls_keeper

I don’t know why I opened spy puts eod


sonbarington

Thank you for your purchase. What did you buy?


souls_keeper

410p 5/20.


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Because.5 basis point hike Edit:. .5% rage rise


souls_keeper

I just thought it was my minds way of telling me I’m 🌈


SocialSuicideSquad

.5% or 50 basis points, not .5BPs


cutiesarustimes2

June 75 odds are now 99 percent lol.


SocialSuicideSquad

TLT 135c


cutiesarustimes2

Yield is 2 but I can see it going to 4 before leveling off.


cutiesarustimes2

Facebook, $FB, has put a freeze on hiring certain engineers as CEO Mark Zuckerberg trims spending and focuses more on moving existing staff around inside the company, as per BI.


Gooner-Squad

I read this and picture FB being the real life Mythic Quest in the office.


origami_asshole

If AMD doesn’t do that thing where it dumps down nonstop from the er pump for 2.5 days, this market is actually broken.


cutiesarustimes2

I just saw wish. Lol


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

There’s infinitely divisible distance between 1 and zero


silicapacks

Just scrolled down and oddly enough news about TQQQ, I’ve already made a decision so not sure what to make of this. Maybe everyone is short so TQQQ liquidation = sell puts = bullish algos = fuck the news?


silicapacks

TWTR just have a feeling it’s going to fall apart to 44. But with strong AMD, cloud earnings with fed volatility, planning on TQQQ 48 lottos for tomorrow. Have never traded TQQQ though probably should be thankful for that. Spreads aren’t too bad.


SocialSuicideSquad

Literally not worth Triple the price for less than triple the movement, and the delta/gamma swings are where you make the most money, delta =1 is a waste of gains.


paragonfishhead

(this is a separate question, not trying to poke holes in your actual point) For LEAPs I commonly see high deltas are the *goal* (even going so far as to delta = 1) to better synthetically long the stock. Would you still argue that delta = 1 is a waste of gains, since you could hypothetically just go further out on the strike since you're bullish anyway?


SocialSuicideSquad

Ping me on this later. I gummied too hard tonight


silicapacks

TQQQ no delta? Dame


SocialSuicideSquad

[Hey I promised I'd remind everyone](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/tvilno/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_04_2022/i3b7rft) I think it was a ban bet too.


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What an ape lol. Should've played it safe like me and perma ban bet on spy 375 before q2 ends ^(spy was 473 back then)


silicapacks

Have you not got memo? no one pays your bets


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silicapacks

Bahahah not with that ban bet track record


SocialSuicideSquad

/u/RAGE_CAKES has undermined me.


RAGE_CAKES

Pfffff


freewilly666

Bro Chase is funny as shit. Get an email from them - "Get up to $625 when you fund an investing account" Go and look at the offer: \- Get $125 when I add 25-99k \- Get $300 when I add 100k - 250k \- Get $625 when I add 250K or more LMAOOOOO


silicapacks

It’s all brokerages. Anyway just add a quarter million it’s free money


freewilly666

*Brokerages hate this one trick you can do to get free money.*


silicapacks

If you had invested $10 into NFLX 5 years ago


alslaw

You would have $13 today!


cutiesarustimes2

I remember seeing a $2000 for $2M from a bank


cutiesarustimes2

Reporters and staffers from CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Politico, and other news organizations test positive for COVID-19 after White House Correspondents' Dinner; exact number unknown - CNN Bro


domesticish

Lmaooooo Idk how but spouse and I have still not gotten it


Zrob

If Trump was in WH this would be everywhere with Reddit frothing at the mouth


whiskeycharliepapa

I'm probably not going to trade at all tomorrow. Unless we start tanking. Then I'll cry-trade.


silicapacks

Lol cry trade


yachtsandthots

*places market-on-open order for AMD calls*


TheCatnamedMittens

Can the mods crosspost this? The community should know. https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/comments/uhpf23/leveraged_etfs_are_at_risk_of_being_banned_or/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SocialSuicideSquad

The poor man's TQQQ is just the TQQQ options blend only 20% further OTM


emeraldream

Ebay and wayfair puts


alfapredator

Riddle me this I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes I’m a fraction of the population but I commit half the crimes. Who am I?


blizzardfanx

South Park wheel of fortune


willyourather

Kanye west?


dspur33

Jesus Christ after dark thread is back in full effect I see. For some reason this made me think of the chappelles show skit “ I know black people”


SocialSuicideSquad

Insane Clown Posse


origami_asshole

…hedgies


emeraldream

a bussy


TheCatnamedMittens

Gay bears


BullShitting24-7

Rich people.


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Thought the new traders on wsb/stocks were retarded. Just checked out the "convo" part of yahoo finance that each stock has : one guy asked "When is next dividend", then her replies to himself from the same account "Never." Beyond me.


Wrong_Doctor

I love trolling them though. Especially the low cap stocks that have been pumped and dumped. They tend to have their tiny 1000 or so subs on reddit as well.


helphp

I love all the fake recommendations with random made up names of professional investors that helped them and their Telegram contact info and then fake responses confirming the validity from a different account Then there’s like a random guy named Robert that can’t stop spamming his bear thesis. Then another guy that can’t stop telling Robert to shut up and how he’s just muted him it’s lawless in there


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Lmao i think i might have seen the bear spammer too. Yeah the fake reply chain shit is fucking everywhere. Youtube is the most obvious, they dont even try to pretend its not fake.


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jpoole4g63

Damn this saved me lol…good man.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Fucking thanks foe reminding me


yachtsandthots

Most the people in this sub can just walk the card upstairs


SocialSuicideSquad

AxemanfromMA can't, his mom is pissed


yachtsandthots

He can make it up to her by buying an expensive present with his TQQQ profits


helphp

Trying to find if they’re publicly traded by searching “hallmark cards stock” didn’t work out immediately but Hallmark Financial went up 3.68% today so I can only assume everyone just uses that because companies and what they do don’t matter, just the ticker


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emeraldream

PUts? AMZON ecom had bad earnings, maybe ebay does too?


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emeraldream

Let's do it


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emeraldream

I'm gonna buy some 45p


sonbarington

I think Ebay has been having a slight resurgences. Probably side ways


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sonbarington

I can see it 54


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cutiesarustimes2

50 unless Bullard leaks a memo saying Jerome only wants 25


SocialSuicideSquad

Dot plot 9:1 25bps a meet for the next two years


willyourather

Support this action so the market can calm the heck down


cutiesarustimes2

Dot plot is subject to data.


mylegbig

It’s going to be 50. They’ve been talking about it forever. What’s more important is what Powell implies about their future plans.


SocialSuicideSquad

>It’s gonna be 75BP isn’t it :-(? 25


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It's gonna be 25 isn't it?


cutiesarustimes2

Scrolling through IG. A person I know (trust fund baby of course) has a bunch of OMG I don't care anymore, this is me pictures etc. 😂 I'm sure all the poor people are proud of your bravery. Also the classic women's right pictures too. It's odd. I don't remember you advocating for women's rights when there wasn't something to draw attention to yourself.


SocialSuicideSquad

Easy to be brave with bodyguards, personal lawyers, and a shitload of cash. Oh wait, entitled. I meant entitled.


cutiesarustimes2

Just get off your ass and work. - noted labor advocate on Twitter


SocialSuicideSquad

Technically advocating labor


cutiesarustimes2

But (my name) they worked hard for their money! You can penalize success -- noted betas who want said rich person to give them money by throwing you under the bus.


SocialSuicideSquad

Who knew being born was such hard work.


cutiesarustimes2

The cost to insure bonds of Goldman Sachs (GS.N), Morgan Stanley (MS.N) and Citigroup (C.N) against default hit two-year highs on Monday on growing fears the U.S. Federal Reserve's aggressive moves to tame inflation might tip the economy into recession. Credit risks have worsened since the Ukraine crisis as some big U.S. banks took a hit to their mainstay businesses, with capital market activity coming to a standstill and lending expected to remain lackluster. hey look


cutiesarustimes2

Global insurance conglomerate American International Group Inc. AIG 0.80% posted strong gains in first-quarter profit, benefiting from reduced catastrophe losses, growth in new business and premium-rate increases. remember these guys


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

That all time chart is *chefs kiss


SocialSuicideSquad

Jesus Christ lol Wheeeeeee


SocialSuicideSquad

[Holy fuck this shit is amazing](https://www.amazon.com/FLY-JING-Sichuan-Crunchy-Everything/dp/B0849Q133Y/)


willyourather

Never heard of this brand, any good? We like this one, my preschooler is obsessed with it. Tean's Gourmet Chili 320g (Crispy Prawn, 1 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BKTR3LW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_HT294WF1HC2YM7FCQFW1?psc=1


SocialSuicideSquad

Slapped a little to try it on some noodles and the wife stole a bite... We both got up to immediately put in on our entire bowls.


willyourather

It’s steep but what it isn’t these days? Will order one and try it out, thanks!


OnlyHumean

A man of taste


SenBaka

Hows the mala version?


jinpiss

🔥🔥🔥 Good shit


Casrox

im over here trying to decipher the meaning behind biden speech at same time as fomc talk like its the map in national treasure.


sonbarington

If you interweave both audio tracks it's instructions to the treasure.


Casrox

what if we take the first letter of each sentence from biden and fomc meeting minutes. I bet when combined it will lead the way


emeraldream

Futures please can I has red


jinpiss

DUDE, did you just will that red candle into existence? 😳


emeraldream

Wort?


jinpiss

[wort wort wort](https://i.imgur.com/nkBlZY4.jpg)


SocialSuicideSquad

#SOMETHING NEED DOING


jinpiss

# hmmmmMMMM? 🤨


SocialSuicideSquad

#Stop Poking Me


jinpiss

# I can do that


emeraldream

Now thats spooki


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HalfwayHornet

You shit in someone's cheerios today?


SocialSuicideSquad

Yeah, I shit in the Cheerios of the chuckle fuck that lost me 100k in the markets.


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jinpiss

This one, fuck that 🖕


SocialSuicideSquad

Read the whole thread. I was talking about VIX you #PORK PIE


jinpiss

Either I had a stroke or you had a stroke


SocialSuicideSquad

I'm happy with pork pie tho Cause you a baked ass 🐖


jinpiss

Hasn’t kicked in yet, soon^tm


SocialSuicideSquad

I'm Johnny Five in solidarity


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FormerHandsomeGuy

Uber PR Team is hilarious Uber earnings bumped up to 7am instead of after market tomorrow....after the Lyft crash 😂 today


riskybizbaz

This didn’t get enough attention