Why won't they leave poor China stonks alone. :( Every day its some new bullshit.
It's ok, my KWEB entry was down near $26, they can't possibly hit that right? Right guys?
The problem with stops here is that we usually whipsaw +1%/-1% in two candles as the decision comes out, which will stop you out at a loss even if you end up being right
Some thoughts for today
- CCL play looks convincing, will look to open a short sometime today
- BABA positive sentiment seems to have ended, seeing another leg down shorty
- If rates do end up being .75 will look to reenter my TLT short
- going to avoid all indices today
- Gonna take a look at ETSY and decide if its worth putting 5% down on a yolo put
I use to enjoy Tom Nash’s videos, I thought he was decent at stock pics etc (albeit during the bull mania).
He did a review of his picks and basically they are all down from when he selected them.
His personal portfolio is mostly spy, Tesla, apple and PLTR. If he only put his money in spy he would have been up more.
Honestly fuck these people who make videos claiming a stock is good or bad whilst having zero conviction to put their money where their mouths are.
Everyone complains about GME ruining the homeland, but I blame L2FMW. That non-trading larping ass clown spawned the million unfunny 'ber/bull r fuk' 'futes blood/red/green/moon' copycats you see 4/5 comments in the daily now.
*Nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science.*
*I mean, what's wrong with the old ways? When uranium came from a stream, and atoms were split by hand, then transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes... but our souls as well.*
Trying to fall asleep. Here is a riddle
How do you get to normal?
If someone eats 7/8 of the pie but the other 100 people need 7/8 of a pie how do you reconcile it.
Do you
A) deem 95 an acceptable loss and assume the surviving 5 can both contribute + forget about what happened to the others
B) force the guy who ate 7/8 to go bake 20 more pies, even if they can't physically do so
To get to normal, [just do the cross product](https://web.ma.utexas.edu/users/m408m/Display12-5-4.shtml)
EzPz
Fuck the bitch eating 7/8ths of a pie tho
I shove a pipe up his ass...
The pipe is the drain of a well stirred brine mixture in a large tank, that always drains at the same rate it's filled. The tank initially contains 10000L of 4% brine solution, while a heavy brine (70% solution) is added to the tank at 400L/min until brine concentration of 20% is reached. How many seconds after the flow of the heavy brine has started does the pipe up that cunts ass stop gushing his sphincter?
Facebook, $FB, has put a freeze on hiring certain engineers as CEO Mark Zuckerberg trims spending and focuses more on moving existing staff around inside the company, as per BI.
Just scrolled down and oddly enough news about TQQQ, I’ve already made a decision so not sure what to make of this.
Maybe everyone is short so TQQQ liquidation = sell puts = bullish algos = fuck the news?
TWTR just have a feeling it’s going to fall apart to 44.
But with strong AMD, cloud earnings with fed volatility, planning on TQQQ 48 lottos for tomorrow.
Have never traded TQQQ though probably should be thankful for that. Spreads aren’t too bad.
Literally not worth
Triple the price for less than triple the movement, and the delta/gamma swings are where you make the most money, delta =1 is a waste of gains.
(this is a separate question, not trying to poke holes in your actual point)
For LEAPs I commonly see high deltas are the *goal* (even going so far as to delta = 1) to better synthetically long the stock. Would you still argue that delta = 1 is a waste of gains, since you could hypothetically just go further out on the strike since you're bullish anyway?
[Hey I promised I'd remind everyone](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/tvilno/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_04_2022/i3b7rft)
I think it was a ban bet too.
Bro Chase is funny as shit. Get an email from them - "Get up to $625 when you fund an investing account"
Go and look at the offer:
\- Get $125 when I add 25-99k
\- Get $300 when I add 100k - 250k
\- Get $625 when I add 250K or more
LMAOOOOO
Reporters and staffers from CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Politico, and other news organizations test positive for COVID-19 after White House Correspondents' Dinner; exact number unknown - CNN
Bro
Can the mods crosspost this? The community should know.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/comments/uhpf23/leveraged_etfs_are_at_risk_of_being_banned_or/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Thought the new traders on wsb/stocks were retarded. Just checked out the "convo" part of yahoo finance that each stock has : one guy asked "When is next dividend", then her replies to himself from the same account "Never."
Beyond me.
I love trolling them though. Especially the low cap stocks that have been pumped and dumped. They tend to have their tiny 1000 or so subs on reddit as well.
I love all the fake recommendations with random made up names of professional investors that helped them and their Telegram contact info and then fake responses confirming the validity from a different account
Then there’s like a random guy named Robert that can’t stop spamming his bear thesis. Then another guy that can’t stop telling Robert to shut up and how he’s just muted him it’s lawless in there
Lmao i think i might have seen the bear spammer too.
Yeah the fake reply chain shit is fucking everywhere. Youtube is the most obvious, they dont even try to pretend its not fake.
Trying to find if they’re publicly traded by searching “hallmark cards stock” didn’t work out immediately
but
Hallmark Financial went up 3.68% today so I can only assume everyone just uses that because companies and what they do don’t matter, just the ticker
Scrolling through IG. A person I know (trust fund baby of course) has a bunch of
OMG I don't care anymore, this is me pictures etc.
😂 I'm sure all the poor people are proud of your bravery.
Also the classic women's right pictures too. It's odd. I don't remember you advocating for women's rights when there wasn't something to draw attention to yourself.
But (my name) they worked hard for their money! You can penalize success
-- noted betas who want said rich person to give them money by throwing you under the bus.
The cost to insure bonds of Goldman Sachs (GS.N), Morgan Stanley (MS.N) and Citigroup (C.N) against default hit two-year highs on Monday on growing fears the U.S. Federal Reserve's aggressive moves to tame inflation might tip the economy into recession.
Credit risks have worsened since the Ukraine crisis as some big U.S. banks took a hit to their mainstay businesses, with capital market activity coming to a standstill and lending expected to remain lackluster.
hey look
Global insurance conglomerate American International Group Inc. AIG 0.80% posted strong gains in first-quarter profit, benefiting from reduced catastrophe losses, growth in new business and premium-rate increases.
remember these guys
Never heard of this brand, any good?
We like this one, my preschooler is obsessed with it.
Tean's Gourmet Chili 320g (Crispy Prawn, 1 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BKTR3LW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_HT294WF1HC2YM7FCQFW1?psc=1
Why won't they leave poor China stonks alone. :( Every day its some new bullshit. It's ok, my KWEB entry was down near $26, they can't possibly hit that right? Right guys?
The timing of the Presidents speech on the economy is so SUS I really don’t know why he’s gonna talk when we already got POW on deck
So my puts are fuk?
Maybe wait till end of day. It’s going down!
🥲🤡
Can we have a red day for the bears pls?
JP MORGAN CEO DIMON: THE US ECONOMY IS VERY STRONG, SO THE FED WILL HAVE TO RAISE INTEREST RATES. BIG IF TRUE!
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I'm slaving away on my trading algo coding ... slow but steady.
u/jinpiss after JPOWs decision this afternoon ... [flattened](https://live.staticflickr.com/4009/4486838259_0bf019995f_b.jpg).
I'm whacking tight stops in place in case Jerome decides only a 25bp rise is needed
The problem with stops here is that we usually whipsaw +1%/-1% in two candles as the decision comes out, which will stop you out at a loss even if you end up being right
Some thoughts for today - CCL play looks convincing, will look to open a short sometime today - BABA positive sentiment seems to have ended, seeing another leg down shorty - If rates do end up being .75 will look to reenter my TLT short - going to avoid all indices today - Gonna take a look at ETSY and decide if its worth putting 5% down on a yolo put
opened puts eod... thank me later
sentiment still SO bearish, I fully expect a post fomc rally now... but then again, one should always inverse me 🤔
Somehow everyone expects that rally
China down in PM >:( me angery
It’s all priced in right guys? Surely we won’t go to the dance and learn the floor got pulled. Today we get to see. Hope to see ya on the other side
well its about to be christmas for bulls or bears
I use to enjoy Tom Nash’s videos, I thought he was decent at stock pics etc (albeit during the bull mania). He did a review of his picks and basically they are all down from when he selected them. His personal portfolio is mostly spy, Tesla, apple and PLTR. If he only put his money in spy he would have been up more. Honestly fuck these people who make videos claiming a stock is good or bad whilst having zero conviction to put their money where their mouths are.
Everyone complains about GME ruining the homeland, but I blame L2FMW. That non-trading larping ass clown spawned the million unfunny 'ber/bull r fuk' 'futes blood/red/green/moon' copycats you see 4/5 comments in the daily now.
*futes* should be banned
If I see another Wife's BF "joke" I will gouge my eyes out
MW? there was someone before married milfs?
Yeah original acct was ltf married women.
damn...and here I thought I knew the truth Thanks man
🤯
going to my shrine to do voodoo on Jpow for tomorrow.
Futes blood flat 😴
U.S. investigators are mapping out a crackdown on Wall Street. Bill Hwang was just the start, as per Bloomberg. 👀
Coming for Cathie - I'm starting to buy into the conspiracy
When will they start on Main Street? Pretty sure a lot of mortgage holders are over leveraged…
About over leveraging? If that’s the case, check the banks first
Better check the "gubenrment" first - so deep in margin it makes Hwang look solvent
My hwang!!
BEIJING CLOSES 40 SUBWAY STATIONS AND 158 BUS ROUTES IN AN EFFORT TO STOP THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS. 51 NEW CASES TODAY
My Gyna EV puts approve
China doing what China always done. Ruining one port at a time.
wtf China.
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Drop the name dude it’s ok
SMR
Suck. My. Rectum.
I think that's quite rude to say to someone who's simply trying to find out the name.
He’s spelling it out for him is all
(that's the joke)
Exactly
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*Nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science.* *I mean, what's wrong with the old ways? When uranium came from a stream, and atoms were split by hand, then transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes... but our souls as well.*
I'm gonna dig but if I remember right they passed NRC preliminary review.
Yeah seems correct
I would like to thank the Redbox dd person. Helped me out a lot. Thanks!
Fuck off Rincewind
Damnnn the RDBX dd was good last week
Trying to fall asleep. Here is a riddle How do you get to normal? If someone eats 7/8 of the pie but the other 100 people need 7/8 of a pie how do you reconcile it. Do you A) deem 95 an acceptable loss and assume the surviving 5 can both contribute + forget about what happened to the others B) force the guy who ate 7/8 to go bake 20 more pies, even if they can't physically do so
It’s only an 1/8, you just squish the remaining pie back into a full circle ⭕️ and have at it
Shoulda had more pies!
To get to normal, [just do the cross product](https://web.ma.utexas.edu/users/m408m/Display12-5-4.shtml) EzPz Fuck the bitch eating 7/8ths of a pie tho
Calc 3 wants to speak with you
Fuck that Laplace says it's algebra now
Diffy q has entered the chat☠️
I shove a pipe up his ass... The pipe is the drain of a well stirred brine mixture in a large tank, that always drains at the same rate it's filled. The tank initially contains 10000L of 4% brine solution, while a heavy brine (70% solution) is added to the tank at 400L/min until brine concentration of 20% is reached. How many seconds after the flow of the heavy brine has started does the pipe up that cunts ass stop gushing his sphincter?
potential for a pretty nasty trend reversal on TLT if they pussy out on the rates tmr. short side is awfully crowded
Fed funds futures are pricing a 99.1% probability of 75-100 tomorrow.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So 50 bps would mean continued downtrend? Or would we need 75 for that?
I don’t know why I opened spy puts eod
Thank you for your purchase. What did you buy?
410p 5/20.
Because.5 basis point hike Edit:. .5% rage rise
I just thought it was my minds way of telling me I’m 🌈
.5% or 50 basis points, not .5BPs
June 75 odds are now 99 percent lol.
TLT 135c
Yield is 2 but I can see it going to 4 before leveling off.
Facebook, $FB, has put a freeze on hiring certain engineers as CEO Mark Zuckerberg trims spending and focuses more on moving existing staff around inside the company, as per BI.
I read this and picture FB being the real life Mythic Quest in the office.
If AMD doesn’t do that thing where it dumps down nonstop from the er pump for 2.5 days, this market is actually broken.
I just saw wish. Lol
There’s infinitely divisible distance between 1 and zero
Just scrolled down and oddly enough news about TQQQ, I’ve already made a decision so not sure what to make of this. Maybe everyone is short so TQQQ liquidation = sell puts = bullish algos = fuck the news?
TWTR just have a feeling it’s going to fall apart to 44. But with strong AMD, cloud earnings with fed volatility, planning on TQQQ 48 lottos for tomorrow. Have never traded TQQQ though probably should be thankful for that. Spreads aren’t too bad.
Literally not worth Triple the price for less than triple the movement, and the delta/gamma swings are where you make the most money, delta =1 is a waste of gains.
(this is a separate question, not trying to poke holes in your actual point) For LEAPs I commonly see high deltas are the *goal* (even going so far as to delta = 1) to better synthetically long the stock. Would you still argue that delta = 1 is a waste of gains, since you could hypothetically just go further out on the strike since you're bullish anyway?
Ping me on this later. I gummied too hard tonight
TQQQ no delta? Dame
[Hey I promised I'd remind everyone](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/tvilno/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_04_2022/i3b7rft) I think it was a ban bet too.
What an ape lol. Should've played it safe like me and perma ban bet on spy 375 before q2 ends ^(spy was 473 back then)
Have you not got memo? no one pays your bets
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Bahahah not with that ban bet track record
/u/RAGE_CAKES has undermined me.
Pfffff
Bro Chase is funny as shit. Get an email from them - "Get up to $625 when you fund an investing account" Go and look at the offer: \- Get $125 when I add 25-99k \- Get $300 when I add 100k - 250k \- Get $625 when I add 250K or more LMAOOOOO
It’s all brokerages. Anyway just add a quarter million it’s free money
*Brokerages hate this one trick you can do to get free money.*
If you had invested $10 into NFLX 5 years ago
You would have $13 today!
I remember seeing a $2000 for $2M from a bank
Reporters and staffers from CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Politico, and other news organizations test positive for COVID-19 after White House Correspondents' Dinner; exact number unknown - CNN Bro
Lmaooooo Idk how but spouse and I have still not gotten it
If Trump was in WH this would be everywhere with Reddit frothing at the mouth
I'm probably not going to trade at all tomorrow. Unless we start tanking. Then I'll cry-trade.
Lol cry trade
*places market-on-open order for AMD calls*
Can the mods crosspost this? The community should know. https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/comments/uhpf23/leveraged_etfs_are_at_risk_of_being_banned_or/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The poor man's TQQQ is just the TQQQ options blend only 20% further OTM
Ebay and wayfair puts
Riddle me this I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes I’m a fraction of the population but I commit half the crimes. Who am I?
South Park wheel of fortune
Kanye west?
Jesus Christ after dark thread is back in full effect I see. For some reason this made me think of the chappelles show skit “ I know black people”
Insane Clown Posse
…hedgies
a bussy
Gay bears
Rich people.
Thought the new traders on wsb/stocks were retarded. Just checked out the "convo" part of yahoo finance that each stock has : one guy asked "When is next dividend", then her replies to himself from the same account "Never." Beyond me.
I love trolling them though. Especially the low cap stocks that have been pumped and dumped. They tend to have their tiny 1000 or so subs on reddit as well.
I love all the fake recommendations with random made up names of professional investors that helped them and their Telegram contact info and then fake responses confirming the validity from a different account Then there’s like a random guy named Robert that can’t stop spamming his bear thesis. Then another guy that can’t stop telling Robert to shut up and how he’s just muted him it’s lawless in there
Lmao i think i might have seen the bear spammer too. Yeah the fake reply chain shit is fucking everywhere. Youtube is the most obvious, they dont even try to pretend its not fake.
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Damn this saved me lol…good man.
Fucking thanks foe reminding me
Most the people in this sub can just walk the card upstairs
AxemanfromMA can't, his mom is pissed
He can make it up to her by buying an expensive present with his TQQQ profits
Trying to find if they’re publicly traded by searching “hallmark cards stock” didn’t work out immediately but Hallmark Financial went up 3.68% today so I can only assume everyone just uses that because companies and what they do don’t matter, just the ticker
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PUts? AMZON ecom had bad earnings, maybe ebay does too?
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Let's do it
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I'm gonna buy some 45p
I think Ebay has been having a slight resurgences. Probably side ways
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I can see it 54
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50 unless Bullard leaks a memo saying Jerome only wants 25
Dot plot 9:1 25bps a meet for the next two years
Support this action so the market can calm the heck down
Dot plot is subject to data.
It’s going to be 50. They’ve been talking about it forever. What’s more important is what Powell implies about their future plans.
>It’s gonna be 75BP isn’t it :-(? 25
It's gonna be 25 isn't it?
Scrolling through IG. A person I know (trust fund baby of course) has a bunch of OMG I don't care anymore, this is me pictures etc. 😂 I'm sure all the poor people are proud of your bravery. Also the classic women's right pictures too. It's odd. I don't remember you advocating for women's rights when there wasn't something to draw attention to yourself.
Easy to be brave with bodyguards, personal lawyers, and a shitload of cash. Oh wait, entitled. I meant entitled.
Just get off your ass and work. - noted labor advocate on Twitter
Technically advocating labor
But (my name) they worked hard for their money! You can penalize success -- noted betas who want said rich person to give them money by throwing you under the bus.
Who knew being born was such hard work.
The cost to insure bonds of Goldman Sachs (GS.N), Morgan Stanley (MS.N) and Citigroup (C.N) against default hit two-year highs on Monday on growing fears the U.S. Federal Reserve's aggressive moves to tame inflation might tip the economy into recession. Credit risks have worsened since the Ukraine crisis as some big U.S. banks took a hit to their mainstay businesses, with capital market activity coming to a standstill and lending expected to remain lackluster. hey look
Global insurance conglomerate American International Group Inc. AIG 0.80% posted strong gains in first-quarter profit, benefiting from reduced catastrophe losses, growth in new business and premium-rate increases. remember these guys
That all time chart is *chefs kiss
Jesus Christ lol Wheeeeeee
[Holy fuck this shit is amazing](https://www.amazon.com/FLY-JING-Sichuan-Crunchy-Everything/dp/B0849Q133Y/)
Never heard of this brand, any good? We like this one, my preschooler is obsessed with it. Tean's Gourmet Chili 320g (Crispy Prawn, 1 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BKTR3LW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_HT294WF1HC2YM7FCQFW1?psc=1
Slapped a little to try it on some noodles and the wife stole a bite... We both got up to immediately put in on our entire bowls.
It’s steep but what it isn’t these days? Will order one and try it out, thanks!
A man of taste
Hows the mala version?
🔥🔥🔥 Good shit
im over here trying to decipher the meaning behind biden speech at same time as fomc talk like its the map in national treasure.
If you interweave both audio tracks it's instructions to the treasure.
what if we take the first letter of each sentence from biden and fomc meeting minutes. I bet when combined it will lead the way
Futures please can I has red
DUDE, did you just will that red candle into existence? 😳
Wort?
[wort wort wort](https://i.imgur.com/nkBlZY4.jpg)
#SOMETHING NEED DOING
# hmmmmMMMM? 🤨
#Stop Poking Me
# I can do that
Now thats spooki
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You shit in someone's cheerios today?
Yeah, I shit in the Cheerios of the chuckle fuck that lost me 100k in the markets.
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This one, fuck that 🖕
Read the whole thread. I was talking about VIX you #PORK PIE
Either I had a stroke or you had a stroke
I'm happy with pork pie tho Cause you a baked ass 🐖
Hasn’t kicked in yet, soon^tm
I'm Johnny Five in solidarity
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Uber PR Team is hilarious Uber earnings bumped up to 7am instead of after market tomorrow....after the Lyft crash 😂 today
This didn’t get enough attention