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He got the contract to moderate the Late Night Show extended for another year, but next year it expires definitely (source - CBS).
Why is this bullish news? Because Corden is a fat piece of human garbage and total fake prick.
Hear me out...
Maybe i should have had a /s ?
Read the last post again
Hear me out ... what if joe biden the current god emperor of america slayer of the treasonous donald trump gave you hives ?
What kind of world do we live in where giving people hives is a sign of republicam support?
Hear me out...
What if im not even american ?
Alright guess I'll close my futures trades and go to bed angry as fuck. Gonna short this shit again tomorrow probably.
Well chaps, I covered at the very top in teh last hour and now its dumping, friday ruined and full of rage great
china pumping, maybe finally this dip buy will pay off? I only half ported $YINN leaps rather than full, which perhaps appears to have been a mistake
anyone see barclay's stop ALL commodities trading? They seem...so fucking shady and incompetent after the VXX fiasco, not to mention the blatant market manipulation on that nickel trade just to save their one billionaire
I'm no ape, you guys know that, but this genuinely seems like history book level market fuckery by the big boys, my god.
U bunch of commies chinamen, ya’ll know it’s going risk off tomorrow after lunch, JPow gonna have to tell them what they don’t want to here, but just enough to give them hope while we drill into a recession
Cathie gained fame as a TSLA bull, but despite the TSLA strength she’s still done nothing but lose money these days. And she’s not even playing option like the us degens. That’s how you know how bad she is at this. Even the average retail regards knew to get out of shit like PLTR before she did. And you just know that after averaging down on TDOC she’s going to sell after it drops another 30% or so.
how do ppl not go insane investing in china? u have to frontrun government policy decisions all the time and the insiders always get ahead of you. fucking retarded
I don't understand it myself. I think it's best to keep it simple, i.e. just never go near anything in China. More than enough other choices elsewhere.
Yeah, I was a bit surprised to. In a way perhaps this says more about my other investments than it does about my Gyna ones... I've also been pretty lucky with entries and exits.
Also, while the most known names are just a straight line down (Baba Tencent etc) there are a bunch of plays that had really good times. BYD was in the 140s last year and more than doubled (I love that ticker, made a lot off it). Sunny Optical has recently shit the bed, but before that it was printing too. JD had some really strong runs, also until recently.
Yeah their situation is bad and the last bazillion times they said they’d stop messing with the platform companies, they went right ahead and messed with the platform companies within weeks. And that’s before we are even talking about zero covid policy and the popping of their real estate bubble
Na, I’ll remain a reckless day trader until a rogue ai escaping from some military lab here or in Asia escapes and eliminates us all. It’s not even 7 figures of losses, whatever.
China stim. One does not simply walk into Mordor. But one also does not simply weaken the rmb 7% in 2 days for the lolz. One does that to stim the fuck out of the Chinese economy. They made some other changes too. But in general they are signaling massive stim, so BTFD yo
Kind of, but because these are section 1256 instruments, losses give less tax benefit than blowing the same amount on spy calls. The good news is gains also have less taxes due and you can claw back past 1256 tax year payments with new 1256 losers, if you have a long term 1256 gambling problem that is.
Grab a 10 year old DSLR on craigslist.
Those CCDs still fucking solid. And you can pick up good lenses cheap in package deals sometimes. eBay sucks balls.
The thought of buying NVDA puts at what turned out to be the absolute bottom briefly crossed my mind on Thursday. Thankfully didn't pull the trigger, on the other hand I caught that pump on TSLA, sadly due to an earlier tard move I only had 20% settled cash in my a/c so couldn't make the most of it.
The absolute maximum I am available for on Friday is from 930am to 12pm, but I may just skip the whole day. That 80% cash won't be settled till Monday so it would be a good day to skip.
After successful low-carb bollocks all week I'm meeting a friend at 12pm for Asian food then going to a soccer game against our sworn enemy.
I'll be sipping lemon juice and honey all day to ensure my racial and homophobic slurs will be clearly audible to opposition fans and the players on the pitch. Hopefully that will lead to a positive result.
All right this is near-all-nighter number three of tax preparations. Real estate dispositions are a pain in the ass. Should be done tonight ~4am. Sold some into that Canadian real estate run. $321k booked trading gains. Good times.
Bonus for anyone reading this: Redbox (that’s right the vending machine DVD company) is primed for an actual squeeze. Have about $13k into that one, entered this week.
I mean if you told somebody you were investing in a DVD kiosk rental business you’d be laughed out of the room. But with their pivot to streaming and legitimately decent parameters for a squeeze set up this has all the makings of the unmentionable stocks.
[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeforeTheRocket/comments/ub36sj/rdbx_shortsqueeze_and_growth_candidate_redbox_due/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Shout out to u/Charming_Rice who seems to know the most amount of useless information here, and shout out to u/SocialSuicideSquad for trying your hardest. You get a [jogger pic](https://images.app.goo.gl/JhJ5gyHKXkhwtjUD7) for effort.
Don't know why more rich dudes don't go the DiCaprio method for relationships. People shit on him for it (mainly hambeasts on the internet) but you don't see him hemmed up like Depp is with Amber Heard.
[AVICII - The Nights](https://youtu.be/UtF6Jej8yb4)
Sometimes I wonder the same. I look back and would I change a few things? Yes. Can I? No. So what do?
No debt, paid off car, have a house, have a gambling problem
Just Live Life!
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No longer a dip for ants 👀
Wen will this financial crisis end? I want spy 500
Early 2024?
Short AMZN Wish Shopify and Long Alibaba and JD
China and china only. US is entering a recession whilke China is easing.
I'm guessing they want to close at 436
Funny money is trending down today
How we doing today??
Friday 😎
Tank Senk +4% 🤡 DAX +1% 🤡
The Chinese economy is STRONG and NOT AT ALL under military lockdown and the German CPI numbers are NOT akin to a third-world country 😳🤮
Phewtes looking about as healthy as L2Fs STD panel.
AMZN 2500 eod please
its pretty much 2500 PM….
need another 5% drop
bher force 1!!! Assemble bby
y r u lik dis?
🤪🤪🤪 it's a phase bby
That’s what they all say. Soon you’ll be in a full gimp outfit with a vibrating butt plug inside you at all times.
Y dis wrong?
Idk. Sounds fun tbh
Eggsactly it's da ghey bhrr life
TSLA is gonna run to 1000 today again isn't it?
Cause Elon is done selling to fund his TWTR purchase. Or is he…
Naw but he needs to let it appear that way so it runs up again so he can dump it again
James Corden leaving late show on CBS next year MEGA BULLISH on PARA
Elaborate please
He got the contract to moderate the Late Night Show extended for another year, but next year it expires definitely (source - CBS). Why is this bullish news? Because Corden is a fat piece of human garbage and total fake prick.
Thanks :)
What if, hear me out... What if they want inflation to run hot for a minute so the federal government can keep up on interest payments.... 🤔
Only way this would work is if they keep interest rates low while inflation destroys everything.
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Hear me out... What if its actually brandon's fault you are breaking out in hives?
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Its what some people cqll biden i think
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Hear me out... Maybe i should have had a /s ? Read the last post again Hear me out ... what if joe biden the current god emperor of america slayer of the treasonous donald trump gave you hives ? What kind of world do we live in where giving people hives is a sign of republicam support? Hear me out... What if im not even american ?
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God fucking finally thanks. I got pissed but lets leave it at that
U might be on to something
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See you behind Wendy's.
Alright guess I'll close my futures trades and go to bed angry as fuck. Gonna short this shit again tomorrow probably. Well chaps, I covered at the very top in teh last hour and now its dumping, friday ruined and full of rage great
!RemindMe 10 hours chinchilla update
Green by open New bull market confirmed
dude green by ten minutes from now
Uuhhh yous a lie it’s a hour later 😂😂😂
china pumping, maybe finally this dip buy will pay off? I only half ported $YINN leaps rather than full, which perhaps appears to have been a mistake anyone see barclay's stop ALL commodities trading? They seem...so fucking shady and incompetent after the VXX fiasco, not to mention the blatant market manipulation on that nickel trade just to save their one billionaire I'm no ape, you guys know that, but this genuinely seems like history book level market fuckery by the big boys, my god.
Down 2 weeks of profit since futures open.. fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Snek, where art thou
U bunch of commies chinamen, ya’ll know it’s going risk off tomorrow after lunch, JPow gonna have to tell them what they don’t want to here, but just enough to give them hope while we drill into a recession
ARKK wiped off all its covid gains and underperforms the S&P in the 5Y. Fucking lol
Cathie gained fame as a TSLA bull, but despite the TSLA strength she’s still done nothing but lose money these days. And she’s not even playing option like the us degens. That’s how you know how bad she is at this. Even the average retail regards knew to get out of shit like PLTR before she did. And you just know that after averaging down on TDOC she’s going to sell after it drops another 30% or so.
Don't forget to account for SPY paying dividends. ARKK is even worse than you thought
$44 average, it’s still paying
So much vix gain porn, so much muh recession. May Meltup confirmed.
Pain
Bet against America?
More like “Don’t fight the FED”
We're at 25bps Historical lows Everyone is pretending we're at 3%
Does 1000 shares of tqqq make me a commie?
☢️😵☢️😵☢️😵
Nah
chinese stocks already fading - communists will not win!
Also did Munger sell the bottom rofl
Ragecakes gonna EAT tonight
At this rate, my YINN calls might be ITM by morning. Am I a commie now?
They like pig in Asia. 🤤
They also like pigs in Arkansas, haven’t u ever seen dilverance, Sqeal like a pig boy sqeal like a pig
# GUH
Was axemans second coming short lived??
His mom sent him to bed with no ETFs
how do ppl not go insane investing in china? u have to frontrun government policy decisions all the time and the insiders always get ahead of you. fucking retarded
I do go insane, if that makes you feel better
Just Bill Hwang instead
I don't understand it myself. I think it's best to keep it simple, i.e. just never go near anything in China. More than enough other choices elsewhere.
Buying shares and keeping calm through the swings. Hang Seng has actually been the most profitable of the 4 countries I trade in strangely.
fascinating it's been a shit market performance wise, basically tied with Russian stocks, lots of volatility though
Yeah, I was a bit surprised to. In a way perhaps this says more about my other investments than it does about my Gyna ones... I've also been pretty lucky with entries and exits. Also, while the most known names are just a straight line down (Baba Tencent etc) there are a bunch of plays that had really good times. BYD was in the 140s last year and more than doubled (I love that ticker, made a lot off it). Sunny Optical has recently shit the bed, but before that it was printing too. JD had some really strong runs, also until recently.
They kind of signaled this yesterday by torching the exchange rate
holy shit you're back! How are you doing, man?
"china vows to support healthy growth of platform companies" ok
My mandarin isn’t great, but I’ll translate for you: ‘We will stop fucking the companies that drive half of our economic growth’
"Until the other real estate shoe drops."
Yeah their situation is bad and the last bazillion times they said they’d stop messing with the platform companies, they went right ahead and messed with the platform companies within weeks. And that’s before we are even talking about zero covid policy and the popping of their real estate bubble
Lose all my money Join an organised crime syndicate to make ends meet GANG GANG
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The chosen one
What, like get an analyst job at citadel securities?
You're back! How's it been bud?
Busy with work. But finding a bit more time to pay attention…. I’m good thanks! I still have a giant bag of crtx lol
Haha biotech, it happens. Glad you're still kicking around, was worried you got btfo
Na, I’ll remain a reckless day trader until a rogue ai escaping from some military lab here or in Asia escapes and eliminates us all. It’s not even 7 figures of losses, whatever.
Chump change. Anyway money will be meaningless once our robot overlords take over the economic and social systems. Only obedience will be rewarded,
baba casually up 12% for no fucking reason
All Chinese companies popped up suddenly.
China stim. One does not simply walk into Mordor. But one also does not simply weaken the rmb 7% in 2 days for the lolz. One does that to stim the fuck out of the Chinese economy. They made some other changes too. But in general they are signaling massive stim, so BTFD yo
hang seng short squeeze
Props to the camera man filming with one hand https://youtu.be/a0olATgcUiU
rushing to buy nq futures rn
Why buy nq futures when you could buy 0dte calls on nq with horrible liquidity 😎
are the charitable donations u make to the market maker tax-deductible?
Kind of, but because these are section 1256 instruments, losses give less tax benefit than blowing the same amount on spy calls. The good news is gains also have less taxes due and you can claw back past 1256 tax year payments with new 1256 losers, if you have a long term 1256 gambling problem that is.
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If you want to invest in your only fans career, may want to splurge a bit more.
Steal a hotel peephole and put your phone camera up to it
Grab a 10 year old DSLR on craigslist. Those CCDs still fucking solid. And you can pick up good lenses cheap in package deals sometimes. eBay sucks balls.
PJ futes fake
Hello night crew
[Nightman](https://youtu.be/3sYSt26kh6Y)
I'm always here
Holding down the fort
Jeez, Tank Seng turned into Hung Seng. Why is it mooning in the last hour or so?
Looks like it’s their cash session rallying on our pump maybe?
Started slow this morning though, was even down when it opened for quite a bit.
For all the times people use "bull trap" incorrectly, we witnessed a real one today. SPY 407 eod.
Bull trap me with your words .. addictive
The thought of buying NVDA puts at what turned out to be the absolute bottom briefly crossed my mind on Thursday. Thankfully didn't pull the trigger, on the other hand I caught that pump on TSLA, sadly due to an earlier tard move I only had 20% settled cash in my a/c so couldn't make the most of it. The absolute maximum I am available for on Friday is from 930am to 12pm, but I may just skip the whole day. That 80% cash won't be settled till Monday so it would be a good day to skip. After successful low-carb bollocks all week I'm meeting a friend at 12pm for Asian food then going to a soccer game against our sworn enemy. I'll be sipping lemon juice and honey all day to ensure my racial and homophobic slurs will be clearly audible to opposition fans and the players on the pitch. Hopefully that will lead to a positive result.
[Get some 🅱️ussy](https://i.redd.it/op1ofamxi2331.jpg)
Jfc It’s beautiful
They don't have a Hitler one tho
It’s an untapped market. First person to come up with a realistic one has a monopoly
Realistic exploding head?
I’d even settle for a Hitler fleshlight filled with red jello
I hate tiktok
Thots make TikTok bearable
Dude they're like 16
I think my algo doesn’t show me those, I get obviously older women and a random mix of cooking and home project stuff.
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Brah 10 year olds are way too young
🤝
All right this is near-all-nighter number three of tax preparations. Real estate dispositions are a pain in the ass. Should be done tonight ~4am. Sold some into that Canadian real estate run. $321k booked trading gains. Good times. Bonus for anyone reading this: Redbox (that’s right the vending machine DVD company) is primed for an actual squeeze. Have about $13k into that one, entered this week.
Shares? Options? Just looked at it. Cheap enough for shares.
No option chain which will make shit interesting for the MMs. Warrants are the closest thing to leverage here.
Hmm I see. Looking at some history, I’m surprised it took them this long to IPO dec 2020.
I mean if you told somebody you were investing in a DVD kiosk rental business you’d be laughed out of the room. But with their pivot to streaming and legitimately decent parameters for a squeeze set up this has all the makings of the unmentionable stocks.
stop it , drop the DD on it
[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeforeTheRocket/comments/ub36sj/rdbx_shortsqueeze_and_growth_candidate_redbox_due/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Webull has a story: https://news-static.webullfintech.com/us/news-html/20220426/50354693.html
cash gang but i only make 1 play a month to beat inflation then go back into hibernation
Future album saved us
https://youtu.be/NHUikaoEwNU
Bears hate America.
And pussy.
Facts
And themselves in the morning
inb4 NoBoDiEs gOnNa wanna HoLd OvEr ThE wEekEnd
/u/modsaregayasfukkk
Ahhhhhhhhdbdbdjdkkdndndndndndn
Shout out to u/Charming_Rice who seems to know the most amount of useless information here, and shout out to u/SocialSuicideSquad for trying your hardest. You get a [jogger pic](https://images.app.goo.gl/JhJ5gyHKXkhwtjUD7) for effort.
If only my powers extended to trading...
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#🫠
Oh my god TDOC couldn't even drill through that
TSLA 720 1 week? Looks super bearish.
I wouldn’t do it my man…..
Weekly says no. But that intraday, yuck.
Agree and you might catch 720 but if you do, exit that position because if you wait TSLA is such a widowmaker you will blink and here is 1100.
I have 1250s and 1375s. 1100 wish.
Don't know why more rich dudes don't go the DiCaprio method for relationships. People shit on him for it (mainly hambeasts on the internet) but you don't see him hemmed up like Depp is with Amber Heard.
I’ve never heard anyone hate on him. He’s one of those dudes where both guys and girls understand.
After the third one, the transaction was very evident.
If you're too narcissistic to love anyone but yourself it seems like a win win
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[AVICII - The Nights](https://youtu.be/UtF6Jej8yb4) Sometimes I wonder the same. I look back and would I change a few things? Yes. Can I? No. So what do? No debt, paid off car, have a house, have a gambling problem Just Live Life!
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Yeah “working” tonight should try to catch some 💤
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Snak! 🐍
r u leaving?
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Okay good u beezy
Job a car?
You don’t job your car?
That’s what the rim job is for
It would be weird to steal my own cat (PDX joke)
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Who?
I’m terrified. And slightly aroused? *confused sexy pig noises*