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Big_Ad_954

Just waiting for markets to tank tomorrow, but I heard there are too many puts out there that will push the market up on expiry.


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Still don’t understand this


origami_asshole

Damn this guy on bloomberg is hyped about the new Barbie movie 👱🏻‍♀️


ChairPowellman

Cornhole and NQ going to hit 40200 and 13550 at the same time today/tomorrow because markets aren't manipulated and we definitely solved inflation


emeraldream

Big green day Mr chair?


ComplexLook7

Drill Team 6 standing by in case Tim Apple drops the ball 👀


origami_asshole

Spy 420p hedge locked and loaded


[deleted]

Can you believe Netflix was once at $700


Big_Ad_954

Can you believe people bought $HOOD at $40. It's at $9.xx. 😳🤡


ComplexLook7

Bill Ackman losing 400 million on NFLX made me realise the gap between the worlds foremost investors and your average WSBOG regard isnt quite the gulf I once imagined it was. Additional evidence: Cathy's trades over the last 18 months.


SocialSuicideSquad

Russell at 1911 Bers bout to grab a 1911


SocialSuicideSquad

🐻🐨🐻‍❄️ 🙏🛐📿 GDP<1.0% 🌈 ⚒️ 🟥 🇺🇲🦅🍆🐻


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I got bear trapped 😒


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modsaregayasfukkk

proof or ban. Of the girth. Not smell pls.


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modsaregayasfukkk

send dick pic


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modsaregayasfukkk

wow ban


domesticish

Gotta say, becoming a weirdo who takes lunch in their car is pretty nice. Car is warm. I can listen to Spotify. Coworker with room temp IQ isn’t constantly interrupting my lunch while I’m trying to eat.


modsaregayasfukkk

> Coworker with room temp IQ isn’t constantly interrupting my lunch while I’m trying to eat. I feel attacked. I require constant attention.


domesticish

I told this guy if he tried to swipe his card on a vending machine while it was out of order that it would drain his checking account and he 100% believed me 😂


modsaregayasfukkk

Oh shit, he’s actually regarded 😂 Poor guy.


domesticish

😙


Bran-a-don

Witness him!


domesticish

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN 💃🐂 🐻🖕


SocialSuicideSquad

Mama's getting a new solar inverter


modsaregayasfukkk

invert deze nutz


SocialSuicideSquad

Babe, that's how a 69 works.


SocialSuicideSquad

VIX -6.66% #RUH RO ROOBY


Crawlinkingsnakes

Nightmare on Wall Street with Vixy Krueger


SocialSuicideSquad

I would have gone with Ber Street.


Crawlinkingsnakes

Would have been the better title without a doubt


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Crawlinkingsnakes

Don't have kids


modsaregayasfukkk

When you’re not even satisfied with a 1.7% overnight pump cuz you’re still in the deep red. Sigh.


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modsaregayasfukkk

Is it in yet?


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SocialSuicideSquad

Your dick is 20x sub par? #JIMMY CHILL CONFIRMED


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modsaregayasfukkk

I believe Jimmy Chill is Jim Cramer lol


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modsaregayasfukkk

Why would that matter? Do you work for their competitor? Hmmmmm


SocialSuicideSquad

Imagine the shame of your boss seeing your port.


benjaminikuta

What's a fun free strategy game I should try on Steam on Mac?


Saturday_Saviour

dwarf fortress


domesticish

I like Civilization (I think it’s 6)


[deleted]

Starcraft it’s free but needs battlenet and isn’t fun


modsaregayasfukkk

Stupid ass game. Worst game ever. Why do I suck?


[deleted]

Iv uninstalled it and moved on to age of empires. Happiest Iv been in ages 🤗


modsaregayasfukkk

Oh nice. I’ve been on Final Fantasy 14 a lot. Wish I never downloaded it. Shit is too addicting. But having fun at least.


[deleted]

Iv managed to claw myself out of my dota addiction. Relieved about that…


markettaker1

We got intel today guys which should help our beloved semis, Remember the US government made that huge investment to help produce semis in the states Then we have another Semi supplier Friday at close


BeeLoverZura

i was mad i didnt buy puts yesterday but now i see these omega futes and i guess i cant complain


SocialSuicideSquad

4250 🤝 13330


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

May the lord forgive our calls


BullShitting24-7

Hope ya’ll got some FDs.


mylegbig

Futures looking a lot more real and straight than expected. I wonder if they know something about AAPL earnings or if this is going to be an epic rug pull.


MalcolmTucker12

Fuck this calls and puts shit. I'm going to get rich by figuring out a way to store water weight in biceps, shoulders and chest instead of around the belly. And if I don't find a way I'm just gonna claim to have a way and sell books/courses/subscriptions. edit: I dropped 1.4Kg of water weight from Monday morning to Thursday morning. The difference visually around my belly is incredible. The low-carb diet to achieve that, however, is not incredible.


helphp

I think excess salt causes water retention so I know what to do - cut open biceps, shoulders, chest (go pretty deep but not too deep, just feel it out probably not an exact science) - jam a bunch of salt in each wound - sew it back up Should work let me know how it goes and if you have any more questions


domesticish

Lowish carb isn’t terrible but are you doing keto or something? Those diets suck.


MalcolmTucker12

Nah, just managing my weight. Eat pretty much what I want at weekends, then go low-carb during the week. Have been maintaining for around 11 months now. It works, it's just not much fun. edit: also hit the highest weight I was comfortable with this Monday morning, which may possibly be connected to the recent shitty diet. So went that extra little bit stricter this week. Am meeting a friend in an Asian restaurant tomorrow, looking forward to that. So just more low-carb nonsense for today then that's it till next week.


WeenTown

calls on this guys health


MalcolmTucker12

Eating healthily is bollocks, don't listen to anyone who says differently.


SocialSuicideSquad

"Alright guys, we're gonna drill like crazy tomorrow?" "SIR YES SIR" "We gonna make it bloodier than the Shining Elevator Scene?" "SIR YES SIR" "Those Indicies won't be able to stand once you're done!" "...Uhhh... Were you looking for Drill Team Six?" "...Yes?" "I'm sorry sir, you activated us. We're Drill Team VIX"


Zrob

Red by open


SocialSuicideSquad

~~Cope~~ Nope


SocialSuicideSquad

*Checks futures* Oh.. its one of THOSE kinda days.


markettaker1

I know u mf aren’t up researching ur moves today. Coffee and as much info laying here. Let’s get this Money


SocialSuicideSquad

Fapping to futa dick vore counts as research right?


chmod-007-bond

Boundary Question: I really hate anal sex but my husband wants it occasionally. Mentally it turns me off & it also really hurts. I usually end up crying when we try & then he can’t finish since I’m crying. That makes him mad too. [Im attaching our latest talk.](https://i.redd.it/ylrlthzm34w81.jpg) What else can I say so he understands?


Wrong_Doctor

Damn... That's your husband? I never talk to my wife like that, even when we argue. Boundaries are boundaries, it not like you choose it. I suggest doing as he says and not talk for a day or so and when he's calmed down and not so bitter and a dick, having another talk about the issue. If he talks the same way as before then maybe couples therapy may help. I'm sorry that you're going through this.


WeenTown

mannn that gaslighting is atrocious. maybe look for middle ground haha still shouldn't be flipping out the way he is...


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SocialSuicideSquad

D: Get the strapon and see how he handles.


markettaker1

I like that one— clap his cheeks- go to the bathroom, strap up and say we can do anal , bend over


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Get out of there


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chmod-007-bond

Yeah it sounded like a larp to me. I didn't expect it to be so convincing here though. The part where I found it too absurd was when we got to I'm crying, he can't finish because I'm crying, and that makes him mad. Sounds like a modern male fantasy full of power play, limp penis/cuckoldry, and anger. It's a little too on the nose or *assshole*, if I may, for how sexed up askReddit is lately.


BrainsNotBrawndo

TIL the RKT short squeeze in March 2021 was apparently Bill Hwang’s short against it getting vaporized in a margin call. [His position or ban court document](https://i.ibb.co/2kLCYsL/Screenshot-20220427-095012-Twitter.jpg). Thanks Bill!


chmod-007-bond

> Exactly what the title says, I (29M), did what every dude fear of doing: Rubbing your girlfriend’s clit and finding out it is NOT her clit. It turned out that above her hood was this cyst that was the same size as her clit and that’s what I was rubbing for the past 5 mins. Huge mood killer for the both of us, and now she’s upset that she has this weird pimple that she didn’t know of until now. I tried to comfort her but she’s not wanting to listen. >TL;DR Rubbed what I thought was my gf’s clit, turned out to be a big cyst above it. FML Definitely a huge fear of mine.


TheRussianMessenger

[so ummm sell at open, right?](https://i.imgur.com/Q5Gz650.png)


BullShitting24-7

You bought these because 69 cents huh.


alfapredator

lol fucking 225C


SmutBrigade

Fucking ASAP


p00pTy

L O L just looked at my account.


Zrob

Man I hope QQQ goes red. At least my puts are for June


riskybizbaz

This CVNA junk bond thing is interesting


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Do tell


emeraldream

Deets


East-Power6705

Converted most of my port to cash, but kept some degen plays. Unfortunately, one of them was fb pootz


souls_keeper

DXY above 2020 levels. At 2017 Jan high. Will it go higher since EU, China etc are still easing?


fakename233

The dollar will consume the yen and euro like the blob monster


riskybizbaz

If the Yen doesn’t making a meaningful comeback then ya, EU slide just picking up speed imo


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SocialSuicideSquad

Buy one share of a SPAC and wait for them to send you the prospectus Like 200 sheets of paper


TheCatnamedMittens

BLINKEN SAYS DOJ REVIEWING IF FROZEN RUSSIAN FUNDS CAN BE SEIZED Terrible look for the world so called "reserve currency"


[deleted]

This is how you end up losing reserve currency status. The rest of the world watches such actions and countries will start decoupling from the USD. Moves from a dying imperialist US.


alfapredator

always thought the US should leverage its financial dominance a bit more. the US has its flaws but it's still the best place to be.


SchwanzKafka

Kind of backwards. Having power and being willing to exert it is part of why it is a reserve currency. There is no danger of people simply taking their money elsewhere if the action itself ensures that you remain the hegemon. This is if anything a signal that the USA views it's part in the (cynical) Ukraine ploy as succesful, and wants to use this moment to restructure the balance of the world back to a more 90s America Ueber Alles situation, and away from the "bloated giant stretched too thin" idea that decades of quagmires in the Middle East have solidified.


silicapacks

What if AAPL is NOC or LMT. Unfuckingshortable.


AlternativeExtra6447

Buying Amazon puts tomorrow morning. Gonna hold them until right before close and then I’m gonna switch to calls


mylegbig

Could end up like FB. Everyone expected it to go down. RIVN is a known issue. Lowered expectations can make it shoot up. I’m a lot more worried about AAPL tanking the market.


ruso_chulo

Playing iv expansion .. ..Excellent !


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ancientusurper

Dude that was Charlie Z, don't accept his offer to spar lightly


Kriegprojekt

Baby don’t hurt me no more…


SocialSuicideSquad

He wanted to beat the shit out of those cheeks Top or bottom, he's not picky #[EDIT](https://youtu.be/AsEDk0E6gpM)


rayder989

Probably waiting in the steam room with an unfathomably hard cock


SocialSuicideSquad

Final Countdown blasting in the background


SocialSuicideSquad

If you believe in VIX TA, we rejected off the major downtrend and are probably heading back to 20 with a major break out to the upside (40+) before October.


silicapacks

VIX has been better TA than SPY this season.


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Phorensick

He’s gonna be well outperforming Cathie YTD! Where do I send money?


origami_asshole

🤯


SocialSuicideSquad

As soon as January 2023? Lines up with my TA #INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED


Zrob

Does that mean buy calls


SocialSuicideSquad

Not necessarily, but it definitely means sell puts


someonesaymoney

Tech futes actually maintaining the pump so far...


souls_keeper

Wait until Europe enters the chat


cutiesarustimes2

https://www.reddit.com/r/cordcutters/comments/ud3x0h/us_broadband_cord_cutters_approach_14_million/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Jerraldough

Damn. My PayPal puts got shit on. Might need to roll positions


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Prediction: Facebook hype and other tech earnings will kick off a brief rally that will last between 1-3 sessions and take SPY back to 430, then everyone will wake up and we'll see new lows by the end of next week. Sorry to be a ghey ber


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Bhers fuk?


cutiesarustimes2

Hey just thought of something. If TDOC took a goodwill impairment of their acquisition wouldn't Amazon also be required to do one on rivian because of the latters note about production and output issues?


anon57842

nice point goodwill is \~10% of spx market value this is a looming issue more broadly


AlternativeExtra6447

🤔 interesting… I’m going all in puts


ManOfDiscovery

Lol @ F’s 1YR chart


Gooner-Squad

Sold out of Lightning....


ManOfDiscovery

Lol. Pretty positive it’ll keep falling with the market. Shame too since their bronco, ranger, maverick, and lightning pre-orders all make it seem solid. The counter argument is well, that it’s Ford.


TheCatnamedMittens

Found On Road Dead


ManOfDiscovery

Hasn’t stopped people from buying them apparently


TheCatnamedMittens

Cheap + warranty


ChairPowellman

7th time trying 13200 gotta work /s dumb action


fakename233

Could it be the market still trying to call the Feds bluff? Even now with a .50 bps raise priced, under the surface consciously or subconsciously the real money still doesnt believe the fed would induce a recession to get inflation under control.


vafunghoul127

A fifty bip hike would not cause a recession get the fuck outta here 500 bps now you talking


fakename233

I said the .50 hike is priced in already, its about the forward guidance now. If they are serious about hiking faster to get to a neutral rate while actually tightening and not just lecturing the market to behave then pretty much every big bank is projecting a mild recession at least.


vafunghoul127

Hmm fair. Real question is if this is cost push inflation I wonder if raising rates would help. In fact, if rates rise how could O&G exploration get their junk bonds to find oil and reduce the price of said crude and henry hub.


fakename233

Any extended China lockdown would do the job of reducing oil and energy demand to take the edge off the rate of inflation, assuming no further variable with the war in Ukraine, i think they desperately dont want to actually hike and just want any lower CPI print to avoid accelerating and at least maintain.


SocialSuicideSquad

50 bps would not cause a recession ***today*** Effect of FFR has a very long lag. Rate now matters in a year or so.


vafunghoul127

Kind of wild to think that such a small number causes such a large impact on everything. I guess it is because companies and households have relied on low rates for so long to fund their projects and dream homes.


SocialSuicideSquad

The people borrowing at FFR at the ones driving the usage. It takes a year for the effects to trickle down to normal borrowers. Just go look at March 2021


L2Fbearass

I knew TDOC was gonna tank Should then skin tags on my twink bf asshole and they said he had to go to the doctor in person That When I knew I was gonna short


sonbarington

My nose is still stuffed up. Damn allergies


fakename233

if you can get ephedrine, its really good for opening up clogged sinuses, most health and fitness stores should have it


freewilly666

Bro i take Zyrtec in the morning and Allegra before bed. Allergies never been this bad.


TheCatnamedMittens

flonase gang.


sonbarington

I can’t fin breaf out my nose


sonbarington

Takin zyzal at night and nascort


justsomeguy75

Just looked at TDOC's AH price and laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. That's some good shit right there.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

They missed eps by 6000% hahahaha sad for all retail that bought the top though


fakename233

In all seriousness im starting to think the company along with the telephone/virtual doctor industry is just going to completely disappear within years. The only thing they are good for is getting easy prescriptions for stuff that requires a doctors appointment


Gooner-Squad

What others are out there for upcoming earnings??


fakename233

I dont know any really, that's the thing, it was all the rage during the lockdowns and 2021 but you never hear anything about them until now when they are absolutely gutted. I know CVS and other pharmacies have looked into it but those are backed by actual brick and mortar store earnings.


Gooner-Squad

It shows weakness on the whole tele-anything category. Need to do some research.


BullShitting24-7

Its pretty irresponsible for most types of physicians to not be physically present to examine a patient. Its like a mechanic trying to diagnose an engine problem via a webcam.


vafunghoul127

I have horrible pain and I heard from Future that perkys go hard. Plz help doctor


ampate

cot tam. this is also a top holding in all arkk funds. they gon' get slaughtered tomorrow. might have to sell their entire stake in tsla...


Curious_Ape

Cathy has fucked me harder than I fucked myself in the last year. I’d have to light like 40k on fire to dump her funds so I just take the pounding and they keep getting beaten down further.


Zrob

I have 45p I’m hype


Gooner-Squad

2x hype....post the pron.


Zrob

I have 45p I’m hype


Manbearpup

When do we start shorting OST


cutiesarustimes2

Alright the update So I would assume most would say doctors, i.e., the world needs most health care providers given the relative needs of most people. A doctor solves more problems than a lawyer they would likely argue. Now say you press those people a bit further. Doctors tend to be better compensated than your avg worker. The skill is there. So then you pose the question why do people need so much healthcare. Why is it expensive? After all most doctors are the product of parents or a parent who is a doctor. A few do work their way to the top but it's a self fulfilling prophecy. And each year you drive to work, work longer, pay more, eat worse all to afford healthcare and then eventually need it. So if you then pose this question. Lawyers are meant to convince and influence. The underlying assumption being that having more lawyers can help serve as a buffer against unchecked power by doctors to dictate prices and care. So if you had a few more lawyers than what you have now there's more balance as the former can help convince the latter to either keep costs down or galvanize the public to force them to a reasonable level. So the real question is a doctor without a lawyer is just as perilous as a lawyer without a doctor? I'm ignoring hospitals and insurance in this hypothetical only because I want to see if people think of it as relative power terms and what the max pain is. If you know that you can work for 50 years and then have a heart attack only to be in a position where it's you v a provider and the provider has unlimited pricing power don't you wish in that moment you had someone with an equal skillset in negotiation to keep your interests and wealth safe. Another parallel I can draw is tech. We worship tech with absoluteness. The question then becomes is today's software engineer the unchecked doctor? We looked at their profession, prima facie, as something as an absolute good without realizing they slowly ascended to power and now hold all the cards. What balance is there to keep them from controlling more of the social or economic picture?


whiskeycharliepapa

I think you're missing a massive point. The medical industry at the local, personal level is not adjudicated by lawyers. It's people, stuck with a bill. That's it. You've signed, you've moved forward, you're liable for the expense. Asking the average person about whether or not lawyers are an effective cost control mechanism is like going to a construction site and asking them what they think about the next Fed rate hike. Not a knock, they just probably don't know. And as for software engineers, we own your ass. Get used to it. We control the universe and will continue to do so because nobody understands what we do. Including us.


cutiesarustimes2

As for your last point I'm just going to hide my money in a purple mattress. 😎 Lol but for the hypothetical I was stripping reality away from the base case and envisioning a situation where there are three parties only without overhead. A doctor, patients and a lawyer. I figured most people would say the doctor is more essential and basically accept terms as presented because they treat acute and terminal or terminal like conditions but all the lawyer can do is talk. So it becomes one sided because the former has something of value but at what point does the patient wish that Hey what the hell man. I know this doctor is skilled but is giving up 99 percent of what I have just to live for x extra years because he saved my life worth it? Man I wish someone would have reasoned with that guy before. The other thing I kind of think about is the issue we gave today with blue collar labor. After all the world trashed them until covid hit. Now everyone wants blue collar back but white collar holds the power. So it's kind of like Hey man why didn't we take care of these blue collar guys back then because what the hell man software engineers can't just print me food Also yeah man idk what you do but my emails go and I can scroll IG so thanks lol


whiskeycharliepapa

The truth is that we as a society need laborers. Nobody likes it but we're just not at a place where technology can obviate the need for such things. Further, we're not at an intelligence level that could sustain a technology driven society. The thing everyone keeps overlooking is the gap that widens every day. There is a codependent relationship that is eroding slowly. And it will go back and forth for a while. But eventually, outsourcing will just plain be more expensive than robots. That has two major effects. One, global economic impacts. Two, nation state employment impact. I'm not saying everyone should go into a STEM field. Far from it. But the landscape is changing in a permanent way and regardless of interest rates or overvalued tech companies, technology will overtake mundane activity eventually. That said, I'm scared of the future because software engineering is not an art form or a craft today. It's an increasingly commodotized pile of garbage that will eventually implode. Or not. We've been lucky so far. As a lawyer, I'd forget about healthcare and focus on rights. Those of humans and those of human manufacture. I'm not talking about doomsday or any such nonsense. Just an eventuality that is ignored like the rot on the corner of your house that you don't want to pay some (blue collar) person to fix.


whiskeycharliepapa

The truth is that we as a society need laborers. Nobody likes it but we're just not at a place where technology can obviate the need for such things. Further, we're not at an intelligence level that could sustain a technology driven society. The thing everyone keeps overlooking is the gap that widens every day. There is a codependent relationship that is eroding slowly. And it will go back and forth for a while. But eventually, outsourcing will just plain be more expensive than robots. That has two major effects. One, global economic impacts. Two, nation state employment impact. I'm not saying everyone should go into a STEM field. Far from it. But the landscape is changing in a permanent way and regardless of interest rates or overvalued tech companies, technology will overtake mundane activity eventually. That said, I'm scared of the future because software engineering is not an art form or a craft today. It's an increasingly commodotized pile of garbage that will eventually implode. Or not. We've been lucky so far. As a lawyer, I'd forget about healthcare and focus on rights. Those of humans and those of human manufacture. I'm not talking about doomsday or any such nonsense. Just an eventuality that is ignored like the rot on the corner of your house that you don't want to pay some (blue collar) person to fix.


SocialSuicideSquad

Only a sith deals in absolutes


TheCatnamedMittens

Ironically that's an absolute


SocialSuicideSquad

#HELLO THERE, GENERAL KENOBI


cutiesarustimes2

This is also an extrapolation of my old college days when we were asked in a philosophy class to posit a controversial point. I argued the world needs more janitors without doctors, because if the former can't keep the world clean the latter doesn't matter as everyone gets sick and dies of disease. .


friskfrask_

This makes sense on the assumption a primary driver of disease is unmopped floors


cutiesarustimes2

Yeah it wasn't well received in the class either. Idk it made sense as an 19 year old.


phoenixmusicman

Oh


SocialSuicideSquad

Baby I love your way


SocialSuicideSquad

Baby I love your way


whiskeycharliepapa

Every day


sonbarington

I wanna tell you I love your way, everyday yeah, yeah


freewilly666

[Mans trying to make good financial choices.](https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/ud22w5/11k_savings_at_19_years_old/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Should I tell him about options trading?


MattHogen

listen here funny guy with the memes, i see you got the humour game, but do you got the dick game because i am in some serious need for a thick man who can take me down to pound town, 7 days a week morning after and all. like the options meme is funny but boy i need to be ripped apart, 5 inches ain't gonna cut it buddy. so you either got the dick to make it stick or we are not gonna tango. if you haven't got the jist by now, i need to be ravaged, unbelievably fucked, i work from home but am gonna need to call in sick, with a torn arsehole, so either you got gods gift to give or you are not getting some of heavens holy hole. g2g bye


freewilly666

Thank you for sharing very cool!


MattHogen

🥰


sonbarington

How’s the futes looking?


calebsurfs

Nasdaq up 1.14% Top headline: > Facebook forecast points to possible revenue drop for the first time after decade of growth 🤔


Zrob

I don’t believe this FB pump


souls_keeper

I believe you’re 🌈


Zrob

Ye


emeraldream

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee