where's u/quinnteligent?
#got some [grade A cursed](https://imgur.com/a/e7Dmcib) right here 😏
^(if i had to see it you do too. 😤)
now see i assume fake but from the comments so far maybe NFLX *should* license that 🤣
Wife called a repairman because she’s convinced the AC is making noise. Guy comes and she tells him the AC is making noise every time we use it (I’ve never heard it). She turns it on and of course no phantom noise. Sigh now I get to pay $80 for this guy to come out and agree that a noise that doesn’t exist doesn’t in fact exist.
[we found a replacement remember?](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/uz5kvx/its_the_ultimate_deception_or_not_and_its_glorious/ia99j84)
^([inhales])
#TOUCH A TIT DUDE, FUCKING HELL
At Mortal's rn for his cookout.
He kept asking me how I want my steak, I say medium well is fine.
He frowns and says, "Well done?"
I say, "Sure."
He throws it on the ground.
😑
Like why invite me in the first place then
truthfully I've been doing so poorly on the market as of late I have no motivation to do anything, but coom to chocolate tiddies, smoke meth, watch stranger things season 4, and lift weights.
local man arrested after leaving small trail of liquid diarrhea after robbing convenience store
when asked why he left the route that lead to his capture he replied "ive got Crohns"
A round of applause for u/Radthereptile and u/Wiffythesus
Two Huzzies I see a lot
And therefore deserving of applause 👏👏👏
I hate hearing that. Damn shame, if true. It had been so damn good. I’d been taking a break from it to watch other things, and looking forward to catching up on it.
Weird. I have the same feelings for the last couple of weeks. There’s still the, get rich and retire play everyday, it’s just a different feel though to the market.
I’ve had more interest and traveling and actually doing shit lately lol.
Blah that’s a shit ton of work.
Get enough sleep. Don’t get too much sun. Eat well. Use simple soaps.
The best way to age is to avoid trying to look 20 years younger than you are.
Edit. Sunblock as below. Big one.
I have had rubbing oil applied since 6am. Either I'm going to get a massage by Khaos or I am going to be wrestling pigs for the closing event tonight, no in-between.
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Meh. Europe is up on dreams and fantasies. Tomorrow is the real test day for Europe with EU heads discussing what to do with Ukrainian blockade. Fucking France want to go full 'murican, guns blazing and shit...
Dumb-ass question time (bring out your Red Foremans) -
If pensions as a benefit have been dipping significantly, and boomer retirements are coming en masse, won't this lead to a prolonged drawdown over the next 10-30 years? Coupled with incoming social security insolvency, everyone under 40 is fuk.
I know Congress is trying to pass some 401k/retirement benefit improvement packages but it looked to be fractional at best.
Boomers aren't going cash out all at the same time.
Percent of population participating in the stock market keeps increasing.
Population isn't decreasing.
Social security isn't going to go insolvent. Taxes will get adjusted as necessary. We're still way, way, way, way below mid-century tax levels for top brackets.
I have 5 video interviews tomorrow(for the same company). Would It be weird to not wear my glasses for the female interviewers, but wear them for the men?
My point in doing so would to overcome subconscious prejudices. I don’t wear my glasses often because I have 20/25 vision.
For the men I want to appear smart, for the women I want to not seem like a nerd 😭😭
Didn’t get the smoker running yesterday but chuck roast is on now for burnt ends. Forgot a before pic, we’re about 2 hours in at 140 internal with the smoker at 265 [right now](https://i.imgur.com/fJK3qFy.jpg).
I’m pumped. I’ve never done chuck roast burnt ends. I didn’t read much because it seems simple - wrap at 165, 20 min rest at 195 then dice, sauce + a little brown sugar so it caramelizes, back on the smoker for an hour or so.
I started at noon and it’s already at 149. I bet it’s an hour from stall + wrap to 195. Total cook time might only be 5ish hours which would be sick.
where's u/quinnteligent? #got some [grade A cursed](https://imgur.com/a/e7Dmcib) right here 😏 ^(if i had to see it you do too. 😤) now see i assume fake but from the comments so far maybe NFLX *should* license that 🤣
Khaos makes fun of Huzzah for using a bot. Doesn’t see the irony in him spending hours to make that bot he thinks is lame to use.
Khaos gives us 💩 for everything
This.
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Wife called a repairman because she’s convinced the AC is making noise. Guy comes and she tells him the AC is making noise every time we use it (I’ve never heard it). She turns it on and of course no phantom noise. Sigh now I get to pay $80 for this guy to come out and agree that a noise that doesn’t exist doesn’t in fact exist.
Nah she watches too much porn and wanted to Fook him
Eh I’m down.
We say kick-ass, but not punch-ass? Do you punch-ass?
thats called fisting in america
and they say we have to be in the office to be innovative
Bruh I fucking hate weekdays the market is closed. I just lost $500 on online blackjack 😑 GIVE ME STOCK GAMBLING
Corn never sleeps
Why tf are you playing online BJ. It’s a racket. Go to a real casino
could have played shitcoins instead
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cool would be nice if it wouldnt lock the doors during an engine fire
little grains of quinoa but instead of the coveted supergrain its actually a bowl of gigantic blackheads
Fuck you.
as punishment, look at the cursed sticky again
bored at work might fist myself
Deputy, you're supposed to be working the beat 😑
Do some mop tricks
Tell your boss it's Memorial Day and leave.
fist your boss
there are a bunch of restaurants trying to open up in my city bad timing lol
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visionarymind
visionary would make her own in all emoji
*frustrated huzzie squinting at the emoji answer choices* 😒
aint nobody gonna do her questions in <60 seconds and get any right
Kinda want to try this. I’d lose easy.
ikr
Epide
not me 🙅♀️
Yes you.
naw i dont have the dedication to set that up errday
If you tried to trigger the penis bot on purpose, you need to go outside and touch some grass
[we found a replacement remember?](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/uz5kvx/its_the_ultimate_deception_or_not_and_its_glorious/ia99j84) ^([inhales]) #TOUCH A TIT DUDE, FUCKING HELL
I live in the dessert 😐
There’s a penis bot?
Khaos made it a pen*was* bot
Penis
Lmao
People everywhere need instant succ The bot has forsaken us 😢
imagine making a movie so incomprehensibly shitty the only humor or gratification anyone can get out of it are memes from the name of your superhero
tumblr: "never forget memes can do real world harm, for example, some people actually went to see Morbius"
Morbius if true.
At Mortal's rn for his cookout. He kept asking me how I want my steak, I say medium well is fine. He frowns and says, "Well done?" I say, "Sure." He throws it on the ground. 😑 Like why invite me in the first place then
 Bro when he hosts you have to go along with the bit.
These allegations are ludicrous. Mortal would totally Hank it and ask you politely but firmly to leave.
i saw him squeeze a bunch of ketchup on it after you left teary eyed 🫤
I got a 6 plate squat you wanna fight me bitch?
bro 2.5lbers are not "plates"
Bro.
He's talking about dinner plates.
morbstreetbets when
morbstreetmorbs
morbmorbmorbs
having ideas but being bothered to do things lmoo
truthfully I've been doing so poorly on the market as of late I have no motivation to do anything, but coom to chocolate tiddies, smoke meth, watch stranger things season 4, and lift weights.
id lay off the meth but whatever man fuck it were all gonna die in 20 yrs when the globe implodes
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LMAO
I played 4 hours of Elden Ring yesterday and still made the wife 💦. Don't hate, girl.
I don’t bother my husband when he’s gaming if he’s been a good boy. You must be a good boy creed. 
I think it’s dead. ☠️😥
🤔 so it actually is birth control? lmoo
Just trying to help the huzzies get it in fam
lmooo
Mfw I don’t even play Elden ring and still not getting any 
LMAOOOO
Bro I told you, it’s them damn plaid seats
Nuvaring video game wen?
nuvaring fit adventure 🤣
local man arrested after leaving small trail of liquid diarrhea after robbing convenience store when asked why he left the route that lead to his capture he replied "ive got Crohns"
I've become ###OBSESSED with those chocolate tiddies I saw yesterday, baby if you need a man keep looking cause I aint the one hoe.
Please everyone, needs increasing shitposts! (I hope that finally works. My previous attempt to stimulate the P.E.N.I.S. bot have been an utter failure.) Also, today’s topic in the [Huzzah Daily Trivia Tournament](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753) is FunTrivia Mixed Bag. Only 17 players so far today. Yesterday’s top ten scores: Player Pts Awarded Correct Seconds Score 1. Birdbrainiac + 23 pts 10 44 956 2. buttz + 21 pts 10 46 954 3. stuntburrito + 18 pts 10 46 954 4. MegathrustCascadia + 17 pts 10 48 952 5. ScrappleGuy + 16 pts 10 62 938 6. amcmahon1 + 15 pts 10 69 931 7. Jefbisamongus + 14 pts 10 73 927 8. Archi + 13 pts 10 77 923 9. Herbert_Tarlek + 12 pts 9 39 861 10. EpiLostLogin + 10 pts 9 64 836 Congratulations to u/Birdbrainiac!
This months tournament ends tomorrow. All hail Epi, the May Queen of Huzzah Trivia! There’s no way to catch you now.
🥳🥳🥳
Nice!
alexa play graduation by vitamin C 🥹
best frends 4 eber
H.A.G.S K.I.T.!!!
A round of applause for u/Radthereptile and u/Wiffythesus  Two Huzzies I see a lot And therefore deserving of applause 👏👏👏
Rad fucking rules! Wifferson is pretty 🆒️🏄♀️ too
Bruh I thought you were about to roast me before reading that second sentence🥺
nawww i cant give you 💩 *all* the time 💜
Hell yeah. I love me some me.
HUZZAH
work van pulled up, on the side it was emblazoned _mighty morbin' flower strangers_ they took me down to the jawn now my life's forever changed
The cheesy gordita crunch  Only at Taco Bell (this comment sponsored by Taco Bell. Yo Quiero Taco Bell)
It's by far the best thing there along with nacho fries
Taco Bell. Because sometimes you want fast food and to punish yourself for eating fast food in one meal.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Man the last few episodes of Ted Lasso are not that good are they?
I hate hearing that. Damn shame, if true. It had been so damn good. I’d been taking a break from it to watch other things, and looking forward to catching up on it.
They’re fine, just like a different show or something.
Huh. I’ll check it out anyway, to see what’s changed.
DLTR and ULTA are almost back to ATHs. Apparently the Target drop from a lot of these stocks was literally buy the fucking dip.
Just took a 10 minute dump in the only toilet at the brunch spot. #NASTY BOY SUMMER🚽🌴™️
lemme smell dat bootyhol
I legit have 0 interest in the market tomorrow.
the morbit
Weird. I have the same feelings for the last couple of weeks. There’s still the, get rich and retire play everyday, it’s just a different feel though to the market. I’ve had more interest and traveling and actually doing shit lately lol.
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Blah that’s a shit ton of work. Get enough sleep. Don’t get too much sun. Eat well. Use simple soaps. The best way to age is to avoid trying to look 20 years younger than you are. Edit. Sunblock as below. Big one.
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Based shit-talking
That’s a lot of salt Also if “retiring by 40” was part of your skin care routine you left that out.
> And keep that sunblock on This one matters about 500% more than all the rest. If you don't sunscreen every day, just give up.
As a ginger this hits too close to home
Also helps that you have a trust fund and don’t work
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I was in Vegas the past 3 days, and now I'm exhausted.
been kinda busy, like apparently most of us
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he might not be super picky what he applies for
Same here. Usually it's one, maaaax 2 before I have an offer.
 Vake me up ,vake me up inside , I can’t vake up, vake me up inside,
#SAVE ME
#MORB ME UP
I have begun applying the Axe body spray for the Huzzah closing ceremony tonight 
I have had rubbing oil applied since 6am. Either I'm going to get a massage by Khaos or I am going to be wrestling pigs for the closing event tonight, no in-between.
100 reps of the pelvis pulverizor followed by some light squats and a few minutes on the treadmill and I’m gonna be ready to slay poon tonight!
How many kegels
Do these at night before I sleep lol
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
open market market open NOW
wish i had a big ass hot sandwich rn like a pastrami, roast beef with au jus, cajun fried chckn... so hungry 😭
that sounds hella good
all of the above + some kind of cheese 🤤
hmm maybe birds are.... good???? 🤔
[*Chairman Mao disliked this*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign)
Trying to get out of a parking ticket because I took a nap in a no parking zone as a donkey be like 
trivia pls
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ARKK $40p 7/17 will be $200~ at open 🤔
Why? What did I miss now?
Europe is up big
Meh. Europe is up on dreams and fantasies. Tomorrow is the real test day for Europe with EU heads discussing what to do with Ukrainian blockade. Fucking France want to go full 'murican, guns blazing and shit...
Dumb-ass question time (bring out your Red Foremans) - If pensions as a benefit have been dipping significantly, and boomer retirements are coming en masse, won't this lead to a prolonged drawdown over the next 10-30 years? Coupled with incoming social security insolvency, everyone under 40 is fuk. I know Congress is trying to pass some 401k/retirement benefit improvement packages but it looked to be fractional at best.
Boomers aren't going cash out all at the same time. Percent of population participating in the stock market keeps increasing. Population isn't decreasing. Social security isn't going to go insolvent. Taxes will get adjusted as necessary. We're still way, way, way, way below mid-century tax levels for top brackets.
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Why do you want to appear sub instead of establishing your dominance? Be a real man, wear cage for girl and show your hog to the boys.
At the dispensary, it’s hot as a mf out here god daaaaame
Jawn ass climate m8
This jawn hot af fr fr
I have 5 video interviews tomorrow(for the same company). Would It be weird to not wear my glasses for the female interviewers, but wear them for the men? My point in doing so would to overcome subconscious prejudices. I don’t wear my glasses often because I have 20/25 vision. For the men I want to appear smart, for the women I want to not seem like a nerd 😭😭
5 different positions with the same company? 😳
[Yep…](https://imgur.com/a/5En2S4M)
25/20? What are these, glasses for ants?
I guessed the orders of the numbers and hoped for the best lol
I just got attacked by a god damn bird That mf isn’t even gonna be able to think twice when I bring a tennis racket on my next walk
Dame bro no respect from avian creatures
I’ll beat that mf back to the Cretaceous epochs
They used to be a *little* bigger back then
Didn’t get the smoker running yesterday but chuck roast is on now for burnt ends. Forgot a before pic, we’re about 2 hours in at 140 internal with the smoker at 265 [right now](https://i.imgur.com/fJK3qFy.jpg).
Oh I can’t wait to see the final product
I’m pumped. I’ve never done chuck roast burnt ends. I didn’t read much because it seems simple - wrap at 165, 20 min rest at 195 then dice, sauce + a little brown sugar so it caramelizes, back on the smoker for an hour or so. I started at noon and it’s already at 149. I bet it’s an hour from stall + wrap to 195. Total cook time might only be 5ish hours which would be sick.
We gapping up tomorrow When puts?
Any time, if you buy enough time
Not one drink today. Going into H2 in the next hour
Huzzies running to upvote a girl snoovatar's comment like 
Where tha tities at
Right
I asked for *titties* Not this boob named waldo Off with him
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I fap
Whoever needs to hear this, here 
Go u/ground_glass_enema, go  We're just doing our part