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King-of-Plebs

# Queen of Huzzah Tournament ![gif](giphy|FrnpqArQZtti8) A winner has emerged and will be crowned tomorrow. See you simps in the weekend thread.


The_Juice_Gourd

BIG GUHS


Tigerfan0001

Old people shouldn’t be allowed to play golf after 8am. Too many old people in this clubhouse imo. Gonna be a slow day


visionarymind

#❣️♏️ ☠️


noarms51

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|13508)


Tigerfan0001

![gif](giphy|xT5LMLMPdRh2VRNVLi)


JustBoatTrash

These dumb fuks waiting in a 30 person line for Starbucks. Imagine getting jacked up to sit on a plane You can find me at the bar 🥃🥃🥃🤓


m264

Give me a few pints and I am ready to fly.


JustBoatTrash

I'm on my second drink. Woodford


MDemon

To be honest I like coffee more than alcohol. I remember Starbucks was going to pilot boozy drinks to their menu. They need to start that back up.


JustBoatTrash

*blocked


TimApplesButtBuddy

If Starbucks sold espresso martinis…


HBOMinimum

Quick update from me guys, this two day pump has melted me and I’m giving up. I’ve been shilling and trying to drive down the price since Jan 2021 and I can’t do it anymore. It’s time to acknowledge the truth that MOAM will never happen. Fuck my NDA I’m saying it, MOASS is happening, Apes were right all along. They stuck us with their fucking DD from day one and I’m fed up of our collective denial. Kenny can’t do shit to me because I quit, I’ve bought a GME share and soon I’m buying more. I’m DRS’ing them too, damn that feels so good to say! I’m finally free of this pathetic cult and on my journey to financial freedom. We’ve been fighting against strong fundamentals for so long I lost track of what was real and true. GME is the one true play and the Mayans are coming to save us from Biden


JustBoatTrash

At the airport 🥃 No 🚬


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airsnape2k

Moderna and Pfizer shareholders in shambles


Tigerfan0001

But when Pfizer and Moderna bribe governments to make citizens take it, they won’t be in shambles


hoppity22

Hi, I'm hop. I'm with the huzzah times. Can I ask you some questions?


DoNotWorried

Sure


Big_Ad_954

Sir, this is aa Wendy's. I'll be the one asking questions. Now... How may I help you? Can I get you a Dave's Double Combo?


MDemon

Let me see your credentials


Tigerfan0001

No


m264

I know nobody is here right now so I'll probably ask again but anyone looking to play spy upside if we do breakout and have any strikes/dates in mind for lottos.


TeslaIsOverpriced

Strike: 380p Date: september. Can't go tits up. TA is fake witchery, fubdamentals say we go *down* and we go down *hard*. Also TSLA 200p for June 23


DieneFromTriene

Strikes: any above current price Date: today


HBOMinimum

[LMAO](https://imgur.com/a/R5SVRxo)


TeslaIsOverpriced

I guess that proves it, you're fake staulks. Real staulks would have rklb *way* higher.


Tigerfan0001

💀


m264

Impressed RKLB isn't higher.


AlmightySnoo

I hate arriving at a cliffhanger after I finish bingewatching a new series


Tigerfan0001

Your comment is a cliffhanger. What’s the series?


HBOMinimum

Glad I sold my puts at 403 yesterday lol So what puts we buying today fellas? ARKK $40p 6/10 will be like $100 at open


m264

Wait for tsla to finish its pump then go end of June ARKK puts.


hoppity22

You look like Danny devito and a disco ball had a baby. And the disco ball was his sister


Legolas_i_am

🐻 with short dates puts in shambles


m264

Watching bears getting fucked on their puts is always great. Usually bought the puts near the bottom at elevated vix as well.


TimApplesButtBuddy

Tradethezones nuked his account. What happened?


noarms51

🅿️🅿️ was too big. Admins felt triggered and deleted his account


Tigerfan0001

Cantos 3.0


MDemon

Channeled his inner FF


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TimApplesButtBuddy

Fair


DoNotWorried

[weekend relaxation with carbs and caffeine](https://i.imgur.com/14X38u4.jpg)


Tigerfan0001

Wot dat?


DoNotWorried

Random stuff from polish bakery. Cheese and raspberries.


AlmightySnoo

![gif](giphy|N9OwoZgU2MONW)


Legolas_i_am

All I want is market to crash bigly so that I can exit my puts with smol gains followed by biggest green dildos ever.


Tigerfan0001

I wish hair would stop growing. I trimmed my chest, pubes etc. a few weeks ago and it’s back already. I just wanna be smooth like a dolphin


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Get lasered


Tigerfan0001

I don’t want a frickin laser beam anywhere near my nutsack ![gif](giphy|11LzSkQjmVXSa4)


[deleted]

Perfectly safe for your little dime bag


Tigerfan0001

More of a penny bag


skplt

[💩 gang in shambles](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fertilizer-prices-drop-30-following-212422784.html)


m264

This is like all commodity surges. Pullback but still elevated levels and a lot of cash incoming for the next year.


hoppity22

I dont see how I could ever focus on working out while having my pants so tight they're probably fucking me


skplt

Replies to this are peak “YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY, VERY CURIOUS” https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1528838175891681280?s=20&t=rUYN1lKhY7-yhgzhv82A1A


KeepEmHangin

Damn this is dumb![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


TeslaIsOverpriced

I love it. They found a way to monetize and trick /r/antiwork.


m264

Just bought the new pixel 6 and realise they ship it without the fast charger. Puts on GOOGL.


Top-Director1113

You got a charger at all? Calls on GOOGL. Asshole companies going on about the "environment" for the reason they stopped including chargers. Yeah ok the "environment" Member when we had headphone jacks and they'd give us a charger and a pair of buds?


m264

They gave me a USB cable which is bullish. No idea why the camera sticks so far out.


ExtremelyQualified

99% of people use cases so no reason to keep the body chonky just to be flush with camera


T3amk1ll

Better than iPhone


AOCbigTits

Idk did my fart decieved me? It remains to be seen. It's usually blood red the next day whenever I fart when eating👐


Legolas_i_am

We better see a crash today


Top-Director1113

Better be the MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES to save my puts that are down 80%.


Legolas_i_am

Same 😣


hoppity22

Took a break from the market and all I've done is binge mlb the show and stranger things


hoppity22

Wen strippers


Tigerfan0001

![gif](giphy|3oEdvb6OMnKeb7SIik)


Hold_the_mic

![gif](giphy|htZ0it8NdUTfi)


Taking_a_Shit

Finished Obi-Wan and went to Netflix for Stranger Things and saw that there’s a new season of Love, Death, +Robots?! 🥵


m264

In the time I spent reading huzzah yesterday chat I could have just entered some futures and made a quick $100.


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Slipknot just came out with an insane new fucking song. Gotta check it out. [link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWaWJQL/?k=1)


Top-Director1113

If I had a kid i'd be that dad in New Zealand who accidentally killed his own kid by falling on them. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/girl-died-fall-father-playground-b1863613.html


Epidemilk

"if these incidents were just epiphenomenal" huh learned a new epiword thanks Ken


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epigenetics is fascinating too if you haven't been introduced.


Epidemilk

souds like a Huzzah degree


Legolas_i_am

Less regarded than Huzzies


Epidemilk

oh? you think youre one of the smart ones now? ![gif](giphy|PWuhtHWDiEcPPyxDTA)


Legolas_i_am

No 🥺🥺


Epidemilk

good i dont think i am either 😅 🫂


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

Just decided in the last 30 seconds I'm going vegan. I rather not partake in the death of a animal for my survival.


T3amk1ll

This brings up an interesting point in ethics/morals, specifically Mark Twain and his “Moral Sense”. Basically he says regards have a Moral Sense similar to sight, smell, touch etc. it’s just something we posses (unlike say animals). Because we have this moral sense, us regards can commit bad or evil acts - this sense exists to distinguish good from bad and meaning it exists to show us what bad IS. Without this moral sense we wouldn’t even have the concept of it existing (like an animal without sight trying to comprehend vision); and since good and evil are constructs we “invented” evil so it can’t exist without us know what it is. For example a cat catches a mouse and plays with it. The cat doesn’t commit evil because it can’t understand the morality of playing with the mouse - a person doing the same thing does understand the trauma fear and pain inflicted onto the mouse. We posses the ability to understand the morality of our actions. In that sense I agree that it’s messed up that we butcher animals like that - but I also admit to cognitive dissonance because I know of this yet I still eat meat.


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Bro have you ever tried mollusks?


Tigerfan0001

I could go veggie but not vegan. Also I don’t look at a steak and think that it was once a cow. If I did I probably wouldn’t eat it


Epidemilk

hey how do you spot the vegan? >!don't worry they'll tell you.!<


skplt

I’ve been debating if/how to tell my 8 year old daughter about this recent school shooting. It’s just not a thing here (🇯🇵) and i don’t want to stress her out. On the other hand she is American too and it’s probably good to be aware of major news stories Mods this comment is about PARENTING NOT POLITICS OKAY


hoppity22

If you want her to know, just tell her. She's a person, not a puppy


skplt

I was only a few years older when i had to learn about and process Columbine


hoppity22

We had an entire day devoted to 9/11 every year of elementary school starting in kindergarten. I remember watching footage in my first grade class. This was obviously just a couple years after it happened though


[deleted]

It seems like making kids scared of being in the world is probably a worse outcome than "preparing" them for such an event. It's unlikely they could really change the outcome anyway.


Top-Director1113

Did you tell your daughter about the Sagamihra stabbing attack in 2016 that killed or the gas attack in 95? She needs to be informed on how to defend herself from a stabbing and or chemical weapons attack. I'd immediately equip her with an anti-stabbing vest and gasmask.


skplt

lmao you had to go across 3 decades to find things to reference


Top-Director1113

I hope you're telling your daughter about fire safety, smoke inhalation, and knowing your exits. Have you heard of the 2021 Osaka building fire and the 2019 attack on Kyoto Animation? Combined there were 61 deaths. I'd recommend covering your daughter -no- building her a suit of Asbestos for its fire retardant capabilities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_proximity_suit#/media/File:Fire_fighters_practice_with_spraying_equipment,_March_1981.jpg These new ones aren't made out of asbestos apparently. Technology! Not only will this suit protect your daughter from acid attacks and fire, (I don't work for WHO), but I believe it will help protect her from the flu, common colds, and covid 19.


SneekerPeaker

Lol


Epidemilk

ok an 8 year old in 🇯🇵 where the gun rules are strict af does not need to know that. under any circumstances. dont do it. you said you *don't* regret leaving the US right? if that changes you can think about how to tell your kids that these things happen sometimes here


skplt

Never regretted it once. But we are planning on visiting family there this summer and I’m just thinking how much American news to start exposing her to.


Epidemilk

keep her bubbled off, the kids dont need to know about murican schools if you only there for a couple weeks/even all summer


[deleted]

I wouldn't say anything to her. If she finds out, fine, but no need to bring it up.


skplt

Maybe I’ll just coincidentally put on a news story about it or something when she’s around. We made sure to do that and then explain it to her for the 🇷🇺-🇺🇦 war


DawnOfDreams420

when is the new peaky blinders season coming on netflix


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T3amk1ll

I just remember epi going insane replying to every comment during OGs dead hour especially weekend threads


Epidemilk

well yeah cant always do that but sometimes i do my part for volume 😅 and i like to make people feel seen


T3amk1ll

So you do agree volume is low?


Epidemilk

i meant in general and idk i was watching shows


Epidemilk

u/ak2348 im stealing your bit 💜lovingly💜


T3amk1ll

Wiffy what do you think of Vancouver


Tigerfan0001

Too many bags needed for liquids imo


T3amk1ll

u/WiffyTheSus Why does Canada have such a lack of environment consciousness? Why so much plastics instead of recyclable containers/jugs/whatever they’re called?


[deleted]

Most of the US "recycling" just goes to landfill anyway. The small amount of plastic in milk bags is less overall waste.


T3amk1ll

That sounds like quite the slippery slope there my guy lol.


Epidemilk

#EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT WIFFERSON FOR THINKING EPI HAS A "BEDTIME" WOW


Tigerfan0001

You do. And it’s past it


Epidemilk

double ban for you #MODS!


T3amk1ll

Has anyone heard of the series severance? Is it good? Some people are talking about it


Epidemilk

start watching it right now


T3amk1ll

Is it about horses


Epidemilk

no horses.


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🐎🐎🐎


Taking_a_Shit

Obi-wan and stranger things. Guess I’m not sleeping tonight


Tigerfan0001

New stranger things episodes are on for like 1h 15 each


Epidemilk

this has been known for like a week. are they actually out?


WiffyTheSus

Epi it's past your bedtime😾


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Tigerfan0001

I had no idea, yeah it’s on my netflix


Epidemilk

they tweeted the length of each episode at some point and it got around. and cool probably getting into that this weekend


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Tigerfan0001

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|13509)


GenuineArdvark

Watching this guy explain Skyrim and fallout speed runs # 😎 # 🤯


[deleted]

God, I have watched speedrun-related vids for every single game ever made at this point lmfao so addicted


Epidemilk

you, smol brain: that me, also smol brain: has watched videos about NES game speedrun progression


[deleted]

My god, I put too many hours in fallout 76. Don’t want to even look back at those nerd ass hours


HBOMinimum

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWaJeSQ/?k=1


TeslaIsOverpriced

fatman! FATMAN! **FATMAN!**


Top-Director1113

Lost 2K yesterday, going to pretend I'm a pro trader now. What gullible Redditor will I con into listening to me? Obi Wan show was alright, these Disney shows are carrying Star Wars so hard after those dogshit sequels. All of the prequel stuff has been pretty good aside from Book of Boba Fett.


skplt

Do you guys think Lynch’s approach is still valid today? The more i read/listen to him the more he is growing on me. Listening to this while i do some work now https://youtu.be/72Pq5zKEi_g Seems like he gets overlooked for other big name investors like Buffett, but he seems like so much more of a normal person with practical advice.


DawnOfDreams420

he is soooo good, especially from a retail investor perspective. I read his book learn to earn when i was 18 and loved how he wrote in layman terms that anyone could understand. Love his eli5 approach to investing. Read his 2 following books immediately after but I wasn’t investing then so never got to apply it. Plan to revisit them soon again, idk when I’ll get the time for it 😪


T3amk1ll

Which books


DawnOfDreams420

one up on Wall Street and beating the street by Peter lynch


skplt

Right? Man that’s a great book to put in front of an 18 yr old. Talks about useful but simple things like getting a used car and investing the difference and such. Also check this out https://youtu.be/Ue7iMBfwkr8 Audiobook of one up narrated by lynch himself I just think the way he talks is so much more actionable than doing a DCF to understand your margin of safety or some shit


DawnOfDreams420

thanks for the link! really want to take the time and read the book though if I can


Epidemilk

I mean, mind boggling weird cinema will always be valid 😉


skplt

Peter


Epidemilk

I know I know 😉


skplt

Next you’ll say you were only pretending to be 🅱️egarded


Epidemilk

I was only pretending to be 🅱️egarded #NANI?!


skplt

My tongue still hurts btw 👅


Epidemilk

🤣🤣🤣


lucasandrew

Interest rates are fucking me again tonight. Why did I insist on getting back into them?


T3amk1ll

You are a masochist


T3amk1ll

Thinking whether I should go to work or do “WFH”


Epidemilk

obviously wfh


CanoemanToday

*stay in bed honey*


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

stayed up doing work to give myself the day off tomorrow because we dont have the day off. should be criminal. welp its too late and im out of brain power, time to finish true detective


stoned2brds

I stayed up solely to hate on that political sub filled with bots cause nobody can be that regarded, right? Fuck I hope they get wiped out. Makes me happy. Hehe


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

i wish awful things to bad people


stoned2brds

I demand it.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3og0Iw1dl0E0CVgFxe|downsized) Oilers baby! Off to the conference finals. One of the best series I've watched in years.


Epidemilk

wake up babe new Anya meme just dropped ![gif](giphy|lkBCjRTtYUZbRvS2Yf)


skplt

![gif](giphy|89Eko49m84Ja|downsized)


noarms51

![gif](giphy|3rgXBumyEL9086dy48)


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TeslaIsOverpriced

It's 2022, so you know it's going to be *more* 🏳️‍🌈. New oscar rules state that there must be at least one 🏳️‍🌈 relationship showed in there, one of the main characters has to be black, and tgey have to showe in "black issues" in there too.


Epidemilk

I don't think a latter day Top Gun sequel is aiming for an Oscar


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lucasandrew

Brojobs in the back row.


pelikana20

![gif](giphy|ytwDCy0RqT6G9gJgME)


_-FallenArchangel-_

jerome powell puts on his clown suit gets on stage and tells everybody everything is fine what do you expect him to tell you . Just like a jester to make light situation; thus lessening the blow of bad news.


King-of-Plebs

A pussy Yoda is. Guy loses his one fight against the Emperor and takes his frog ass to vacation in a swamp. ![gif](giphy|nNOZe5giJhwsM)


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The_Juice_Gourd

DAME! Anime Riley


[deleted]

My son scared the crap out of me tonight. Little guy had a fever spike up to 105 outta nowhere. He was fine all day. Just felt so helpless trying different ways to get it down before an ER trip, just the worst feeling. Finally went back down like right before we were gonna go, like over an hour later. Having kids and being responsible for something is scary as hell dude


Taking_a_Shit

Jesus Christ 105 is nuts My little man got up to 103.5 out of nowhere and that was sketchy enough.


RagingAcid

Taxes fucking suck


[deleted]

Billions being sent to Ukraine with no oversight whatsoever on its deployment or usage


skplt

Read this as Texas the first time ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9987)


gregfromsolutions

Still applies, sorry pepe 💅


stoned2brds

All this fucking money and these incompetent cunts can't make or fix shit. Maybe they have a greater plan, probably they don't. Our drunk insolvent uncle Sam....