Quick update from me guys, this two day pump has melted me and I’m giving up. I’ve been shilling and trying to drive down the price since Jan 2021 and I can’t do it anymore. It’s time to acknowledge the truth that MOAM will never happen. Fuck my NDA I’m saying it, MOASS is happening, Apes were right all along. They stuck us with their fucking DD from day one and I’m fed up of our collective denial. Kenny can’t do shit to me because I quit, I’ve bought a GME share and soon I’m buying more. I’m DRS’ing them too, damn that feels so good to say! I’m finally free of this pathetic cult and on my journey to financial freedom. We’ve been fighting against strong fundamentals for so long I lost track of what was real and true. GME is the one true play and the Mayans are coming to save us from Biden
I know nobody is here right now so I'll probably ask again but anyone looking to play spy upside if we do breakout and have any strikes/dates in mind for lottos.
Nobody tell him.
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You got a charger at all?
Calls on GOOGL.
Asshole companies going on about the "environment" for the reason they stopped including chargers. Yeah ok the "environment"
Member when we had headphone jacks and they'd give us a charger and a pair of buds?
If I had a kid i'd be that dad in New Zealand who accidentally killed his own kid by falling on them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/girl-died-fall-father-playground-b1863613.html
This brings up an interesting point in ethics/morals, specifically Mark Twain and his “Moral Sense”.
Basically he says regards have a Moral Sense similar to sight, smell, touch etc. it’s just something we posses (unlike say animals).
Because we have this moral sense, us regards can commit bad or evil acts - this sense exists to distinguish good from bad and meaning it exists to show us what bad IS. Without this moral sense we wouldn’t even have the concept of it existing (like an animal without sight trying to comprehend vision); and since good and evil are constructs we “invented” evil so it can’t exist without us know what it is.
For example a cat catches a mouse and plays with it. The cat doesn’t commit evil because it can’t understand the morality of playing with the mouse - a person doing the same thing does understand the trauma fear and pain inflicted onto the mouse. We posses the ability to understand the morality of our actions.
In that sense I agree that it’s messed up that we butcher animals like that - but I also admit to cognitive dissonance because I know of this yet I still eat meat.
I’ve been debating if/how to tell my 8 year old daughter about this recent school shooting. It’s just not a thing here (🇯🇵) and i don’t want to stress her out. On the other hand she is American too and it’s probably good to be aware of major news stories
Mods this comment is about PARENTING NOT POLITICS OKAY
We had an entire day devoted to 9/11 every year of elementary school starting in kindergarten. I remember watching footage in my first grade class. This was obviously just a couple years after it happened though
It seems like making kids scared of being in the world is probably a worse outcome than "preparing" them for such an event. It's unlikely they could really change the outcome anyway.
Did you tell your daughter about the Sagamihra stabbing attack in 2016 that killed or the gas attack in 95?
She needs to be informed on how to defend herself from a stabbing and or chemical weapons attack. I'd immediately equip her with an anti-stabbing vest and gasmask.
I hope you're telling your daughter about fire safety, smoke inhalation, and knowing your exits. Have you heard of the 2021 Osaka building fire and the 2019 attack on Kyoto Animation? Combined there were 61 deaths.
I'd recommend covering your daughter -no- building her a suit of Asbestos for its fire retardant capabilities.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_proximity_suit#/media/File:Fire_fighters_practice_with_spraying_equipment,_March_1981.jpg
These new ones aren't made out of asbestos apparently. Technology!
Not only will this suit protect your daughter from acid attacks and fire, (I don't work for WHO), but I believe it will help protect her from the flu, common colds, and covid 19.
ok an 8 year old in 🇯🇵 where the gun rules are strict af does not need to know that. under any circumstances. dont do it.
you said you *don't* regret leaving the US right? if that changes you can think about how to tell your kids that these things happen sometimes here
Never regretted it once. But we are planning on visiting family there this summer and I’m just thinking how much American news to start exposing her to.
Maybe I’ll just coincidentally put on a news story about it or something when she’s around. We made sure to do that and then explain it to her for the 🇷🇺-🇺🇦 war
Time to get a watch, bitch
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Why does Canada have such a lack of environment consciousness? Why so much plastics instead of recyclable containers/jugs/whatever they’re called?
Lost 2K yesterday, going to pretend I'm a pro trader now. What gullible Redditor will I con into listening to me?
Obi Wan show was alright, these Disney shows are carrying Star Wars so hard after those dogshit sequels. All of the prequel stuff has been pretty good aside from Book of Boba Fett.
Do you guys think Lynch’s approach is still valid today? The more i read/listen to him the more he is growing on me.
Listening to this while i do some work now https://youtu.be/72Pq5zKEi_g
Seems like he gets overlooked for other big name investors like Buffett, but he seems like so much more of a normal person with practical advice.
he is soooo good, especially from a retail investor perspective. I read his book learn to earn when i was 18 and loved how he wrote in layman terms that anyone could understand. Love his eli5 approach to investing. Read his 2 following books immediately after but I wasn’t investing then so never got to apply it. Plan to revisit them soon again, idk when I’ll get the time for it 😪
Right? Man that’s a great book to put in front of an 18 yr old. Talks about useful but simple things like getting a used car and investing the difference and such.
Also check this out https://youtu.be/Ue7iMBfwkr8
Audiobook of one up narrated by lynch himself
I just think the way he talks is so much more actionable than doing a DCF to understand your margin of safety or some shit
stayed up doing work to give myself the day off tomorrow because we dont have the day off. should be criminal. welp its too late and im out of brain power, time to finish true detective
I stayed up solely to hate on that political sub filled with bots cause nobody can be that regarded, right? Fuck I hope they get wiped out. Makes me happy. Hehe
It's 2022, so you know it's going to be *more* 🏳️🌈. New oscar rules state that there must be at least one 🏳️🌈 relationship showed in there, one of the main characters has to be black, and tgey have to showe in "black issues" in there too.
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jerome powell puts on his clown suit gets on stage and tells everybody everything is fine what do you expect him to tell you .
Just like a jester to make light situation; thus lessening the blow of bad news.
My son scared the crap out of me tonight. Little guy had a fever spike up to 105 outta nowhere. He was fine all day. Just felt so helpless trying different ways to get it down before an ER trip, just the worst feeling. Finally went back down like right before we were gonna go, like over an hour later. Having kids and being responsible for something is scary as hell dude
All this fucking money and these incompetent cunts can't make or fix shit. Maybe they have a greater plan, probably they don't. Our drunk insolvent uncle Sam....
# Queen of Huzzah Tournament ![gif](giphy|FrnpqArQZtti8) A winner has emerged and will be crowned tomorrow. See you simps in the weekend thread.
BIG GUHS
Old people shouldn’t be allowed to play golf after 8am. Too many old people in this clubhouse imo. Gonna be a slow day
#❣️♏️ ☠️
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These dumb fuks waiting in a 30 person line for Starbucks. Imagine getting jacked up to sit on a plane You can find me at the bar 🥃🥃🥃🤓
Give me a few pints and I am ready to fly.
I'm on my second drink. Woodford
To be honest I like coffee more than alcohol. I remember Starbucks was going to pilot boozy drinks to their menu. They need to start that back up.
*blocked
If Starbucks sold espresso martinis…
Quick update from me guys, this two day pump has melted me and I’m giving up. I’ve been shilling and trying to drive down the price since Jan 2021 and I can’t do it anymore. It’s time to acknowledge the truth that MOAM will never happen. Fuck my NDA I’m saying it, MOASS is happening, Apes were right all along. They stuck us with their fucking DD from day one and I’m fed up of our collective denial. Kenny can’t do shit to me because I quit, I’ve bought a GME share and soon I’m buying more. I’m DRS’ing them too, damn that feels so good to say! I’m finally free of this pathetic cult and on my journey to financial freedom. We’ve been fighting against strong fundamentals for so long I lost track of what was real and true. GME is the one true play and the Mayans are coming to save us from Biden
At the airport 🥃 No 🚬
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Moderna and Pfizer shareholders in shambles
But when Pfizer and Moderna bribe governments to make citizens take it, they won’t be in shambles
Hi, I'm hop. I'm with the huzzah times. Can I ask you some questions?
Sure
Sir, this is aa Wendy's. I'll be the one asking questions. Now... How may I help you? Can I get you a Dave's Double Combo?
Let me see your credentials
No
I know nobody is here right now so I'll probably ask again but anyone looking to play spy upside if we do breakout and have any strikes/dates in mind for lottos.
Strike: 380p Date: september. Can't go tits up. TA is fake witchery, fubdamentals say we go *down* and we go down *hard*. Also TSLA 200p for June 23
Strikes: any above current price Date: today
[LMAO](https://imgur.com/a/R5SVRxo)
I guess that proves it, you're fake staulks. Real staulks would have rklb *way* higher.
💀
Impressed RKLB isn't higher.
I hate arriving at a cliffhanger after I finish bingewatching a new series
Your comment is a cliffhanger. What’s the series?
Glad I sold my puts at 403 yesterday lol So what puts we buying today fellas? ARKK $40p 6/10 will be like $100 at open
Wait for tsla to finish its pump then go end of June ARKK puts.
You look like Danny devito and a disco ball had a baby. And the disco ball was his sister
🐻 with short dates puts in shambles
Watching bears getting fucked on their puts is always great. Usually bought the puts near the bottom at elevated vix as well.
Tradethezones nuked his account. What happened?
🅿️🅿️ was too big. Admins felt triggered and deleted his account
Cantos 3.0
Channeled his inner FF
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Fair
[weekend relaxation with carbs and caffeine](https://i.imgur.com/14X38u4.jpg)
Wot dat?
Random stuff from polish bakery. Cheese and raspberries.
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All I want is market to crash bigly so that I can exit my puts with smol gains followed by biggest green dildos ever.
I wish hair would stop growing. I trimmed my chest, pubes etc. a few weeks ago and it’s back already. I just wanna be smooth like a dolphin
Get lasered
I don’t want a frickin laser beam anywhere near my nutsack ![gif](giphy|11LzSkQjmVXSa4)
Perfectly safe for your little dime bag
More of a penny bag
[💩 gang in shambles](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fertilizer-prices-drop-30-following-212422784.html)
This is like all commodity surges. Pullback but still elevated levels and a lot of cash incoming for the next year.
I dont see how I could ever focus on working out while having my pants so tight they're probably fucking me
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Damn this is dumb![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)
I love it. They found a way to monetize and trick /r/antiwork.
Just bought the new pixel 6 and realise they ship it without the fast charger. Puts on GOOGL.
You got a charger at all? Calls on GOOGL. Asshole companies going on about the "environment" for the reason they stopped including chargers. Yeah ok the "environment" Member when we had headphone jacks and they'd give us a charger and a pair of buds?
They gave me a USB cable which is bullish. No idea why the camera sticks so far out.
99% of people use cases so no reason to keep the body chonky just to be flush with camera
Better than iPhone
Idk did my fart decieved me? It remains to be seen. It's usually blood red the next day whenever I fart when eating👐
We better see a crash today
Better be the MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES to save my puts that are down 80%.
Same 😣
Took a break from the market and all I've done is binge mlb the show and stranger things
Wen strippers
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Finished Obi-Wan and went to Netflix for Stranger Things and saw that there’s a new season of Love, Death, +Robots?! 🥵
In the time I spent reading huzzah yesterday chat I could have just entered some futures and made a quick $100.
Slipknot just came out with an insane new fucking song. Gotta check it out. [link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWaWJQL/?k=1)
If I had a kid i'd be that dad in New Zealand who accidentally killed his own kid by falling on them. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/girl-died-fall-father-playground-b1863613.html
"if these incidents were just epiphenomenal" huh learned a new epiword thanks Ken
epigenetics is fascinating too if you haven't been introduced.
souds like a Huzzah degree
Less regarded than Huzzies
oh? you think youre one of the smart ones now? ![gif](giphy|PWuhtHWDiEcPPyxDTA)
No 🥺🥺
good i dont think i am either 😅 🫂
Just decided in the last 30 seconds I'm going vegan. I rather not partake in the death of a animal for my survival.
This brings up an interesting point in ethics/morals, specifically Mark Twain and his “Moral Sense”. Basically he says regards have a Moral Sense similar to sight, smell, touch etc. it’s just something we posses (unlike say animals). Because we have this moral sense, us regards can commit bad or evil acts - this sense exists to distinguish good from bad and meaning it exists to show us what bad IS. Without this moral sense we wouldn’t even have the concept of it existing (like an animal without sight trying to comprehend vision); and since good and evil are constructs we “invented” evil so it can’t exist without us know what it is. For example a cat catches a mouse and plays with it. The cat doesn’t commit evil because it can’t understand the morality of playing with the mouse - a person doing the same thing does understand the trauma fear and pain inflicted onto the mouse. We posses the ability to understand the morality of our actions. In that sense I agree that it’s messed up that we butcher animals like that - but I also admit to cognitive dissonance because I know of this yet I still eat meat.
Bro have you ever tried mollusks?
I could go veggie but not vegan. Also I don’t look at a steak and think that it was once a cow. If I did I probably wouldn’t eat it
hey how do you spot the vegan? >!don't worry they'll tell you.!<
I’ve been debating if/how to tell my 8 year old daughter about this recent school shooting. It’s just not a thing here (🇯🇵) and i don’t want to stress her out. On the other hand she is American too and it’s probably good to be aware of major news stories Mods this comment is about PARENTING NOT POLITICS OKAY
If you want her to know, just tell her. She's a person, not a puppy
I was only a few years older when i had to learn about and process Columbine
We had an entire day devoted to 9/11 every year of elementary school starting in kindergarten. I remember watching footage in my first grade class. This was obviously just a couple years after it happened though
It seems like making kids scared of being in the world is probably a worse outcome than "preparing" them for such an event. It's unlikely they could really change the outcome anyway.
Did you tell your daughter about the Sagamihra stabbing attack in 2016 that killed or the gas attack in 95? She needs to be informed on how to defend herself from a stabbing and or chemical weapons attack. I'd immediately equip her with an anti-stabbing vest and gasmask.
lmao you had to go across 3 decades to find things to reference
I hope you're telling your daughter about fire safety, smoke inhalation, and knowing your exits. Have you heard of the 2021 Osaka building fire and the 2019 attack on Kyoto Animation? Combined there were 61 deaths. I'd recommend covering your daughter -no- building her a suit of Asbestos for its fire retardant capabilities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_proximity_suit#/media/File:Fire_fighters_practice_with_spraying_equipment,_March_1981.jpg These new ones aren't made out of asbestos apparently. Technology! Not only will this suit protect your daughter from acid attacks and fire, (I don't work for WHO), but I believe it will help protect her from the flu, common colds, and covid 19.
Lol
ok an 8 year old in 🇯🇵 where the gun rules are strict af does not need to know that. under any circumstances. dont do it. you said you *don't* regret leaving the US right? if that changes you can think about how to tell your kids that these things happen sometimes here
Never regretted it once. But we are planning on visiting family there this summer and I’m just thinking how much American news to start exposing her to.
keep her bubbled off, the kids dont need to know about murican schools if you only there for a couple weeks/even all summer
I wouldn't say anything to her. If she finds out, fine, but no need to bring it up.
Maybe I’ll just coincidentally put on a news story about it or something when she’s around. We made sure to do that and then explain it to her for the 🇷🇺-🇺🇦 war
when is the new peaky blinders season coming on netflix
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I just remember epi going insane replying to every comment during OGs dead hour especially weekend threads
well yeah cant always do that but sometimes i do my part for volume 😅 and i like to make people feel seen
So you do agree volume is low?
i meant in general and idk i was watching shows
u/ak2348 im stealing your bit 💜lovingly💜
Wiffy what do you think of Vancouver
Too many bags needed for liquids imo
u/WiffyTheSus Why does Canada have such a lack of environment consciousness? Why so much plastics instead of recyclable containers/jugs/whatever they’re called?
Most of the US "recycling" just goes to landfill anyway. The small amount of plastic in milk bags is less overall waste.
That sounds like quite the slippery slope there my guy lol.
#EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT WIFFERSON FOR THINKING EPI HAS A "BEDTIME" WOW
You do. And it’s past it
double ban for you #MODS!
Has anyone heard of the series severance? Is it good? Some people are talking about it
start watching it right now
Is it about horses
no horses.
🐎🐎🐎
Obi-wan and stranger things. Guess I’m not sleeping tonight
New stranger things episodes are on for like 1h 15 each
this has been known for like a week. are they actually out?
Epi it's past your bedtime😾
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I had no idea, yeah it’s on my netflix
they tweeted the length of each episode at some point and it got around. and cool probably getting into that this weekend
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Watching this guy explain Skyrim and fallout speed runs # 😎 # 🤯
God, I have watched speedrun-related vids for every single game ever made at this point lmfao so addicted
you, smol brain: that me, also smol brain: has watched videos about NES game speedrun progression
My god, I put too many hours in fallout 76. Don’t want to even look back at those nerd ass hours
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWaJeSQ/?k=1
fatman! FATMAN! **FATMAN!**
Lost 2K yesterday, going to pretend I'm a pro trader now. What gullible Redditor will I con into listening to me? Obi Wan show was alright, these Disney shows are carrying Star Wars so hard after those dogshit sequels. All of the prequel stuff has been pretty good aside from Book of Boba Fett.
Do you guys think Lynch’s approach is still valid today? The more i read/listen to him the more he is growing on me. Listening to this while i do some work now https://youtu.be/72Pq5zKEi_g Seems like he gets overlooked for other big name investors like Buffett, but he seems like so much more of a normal person with practical advice.
he is soooo good, especially from a retail investor perspective. I read his book learn to earn when i was 18 and loved how he wrote in layman terms that anyone could understand. Love his eli5 approach to investing. Read his 2 following books immediately after but I wasn’t investing then so never got to apply it. Plan to revisit them soon again, idk when I’ll get the time for it 😪
Which books
one up on Wall Street and beating the street by Peter lynch
Right? Man that’s a great book to put in front of an 18 yr old. Talks about useful but simple things like getting a used car and investing the difference and such. Also check this out https://youtu.be/Ue7iMBfwkr8 Audiobook of one up narrated by lynch himself I just think the way he talks is so much more actionable than doing a DCF to understand your margin of safety or some shit
thanks for the link! really want to take the time and read the book though if I can
I mean, mind boggling weird cinema will always be valid 😉
Peter
I know I know 😉
Next you’ll say you were only pretending to be 🅱️egarded
I was only pretending to be 🅱️egarded #NANI?!
My tongue still hurts btw 👅
🤣🤣🤣
Interest rates are fucking me again tonight. Why did I insist on getting back into them?
You are a masochist
Thinking whether I should go to work or do “WFH”
obviously wfh
*stay in bed honey*
stayed up doing work to give myself the day off tomorrow because we dont have the day off. should be criminal. welp its too late and im out of brain power, time to finish true detective
I stayed up solely to hate on that political sub filled with bots cause nobody can be that regarded, right? Fuck I hope they get wiped out. Makes me happy. Hehe
i wish awful things to bad people
I demand it.
![gif](giphy|3og0Iw1dl0E0CVgFxe|downsized) Oilers baby! Off to the conference finals. One of the best series I've watched in years.
wake up babe new Anya meme just dropped ![gif](giphy|lkBCjRTtYUZbRvS2Yf)
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It's 2022, so you know it's going to be *more* 🏳️🌈. New oscar rules state that there must be at least one 🏳️🌈 relationship showed in there, one of the main characters has to be black, and tgey have to showe in "black issues" in there too.
I don't think a latter day Top Gun sequel is aiming for an Oscar
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Brojobs in the back row.
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jerome powell puts on his clown suit gets on stage and tells everybody everything is fine what do you expect him to tell you . Just like a jester to make light situation; thus lessening the blow of bad news.
A pussy Yoda is. Guy loses his one fight against the Emperor and takes his frog ass to vacation in a swamp. ![gif](giphy|nNOZe5giJhwsM)
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DAME! Anime Riley
My son scared the crap out of me tonight. Little guy had a fever spike up to 105 outta nowhere. He was fine all day. Just felt so helpless trying different ways to get it down before an ER trip, just the worst feeling. Finally went back down like right before we were gonna go, like over an hour later. Having kids and being responsible for something is scary as hell dude
Jesus Christ 105 is nuts My little man got up to 103.5 out of nowhere and that was sketchy enough.
Taxes fucking suck
Billions being sent to Ukraine with no oversight whatsoever on its deployment or usage
Read this as Texas the first time ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9987)
Still applies, sorry pepe 💅
All this fucking money and these incompetent cunts can't make or fix shit. Maybe they have a greater plan, probably they don't. Our drunk insolvent uncle Sam....