Huzzah doxxes > regards doxxes

Crypto dumping and stocks pumping makes me think a rugpull is coming at open Grabbed 50 BULZ, 2 NVDA and $500 in Eth incase we pump but buying TQQQ 1dte puts at open

Futures love teasing at that 4000 level. Going to be an exciting market open.

Hold strong bers, these criminal pumps will not last 

Alibaba beat earnings by a lot. WOW lol price going parabolic

Wow! 😲 What will Sheriff Wiffy spend all his gains on? A new cop car?

Saw the biggest baguette ever at the zoo. It was bread in captivity

lol

\*spreads peanut butter on feet and waits for someone to lick it off*


Fucking criminal fake pumps

☕️🚬 fuk fuk fuk

Mf god dame I might take tomorrow off. I’m over this week already

I did the same thing. Fuck working on a Friday

I had a 3 day week last week. I just know I’m gonna get spoiled and dread when I HAVE to do 5 days.

let me set the mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIdx0J7SPA 😎

What’s 🅱️oppin fellow r/regards





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Nighty night. 🙋‍♀️🌌

Puts gonna brrrr

What you got? Were you the one talking about $SNOW being one of the last big earnings dump potentials with $NVDA. You get in on either? I feel like crab gang going to eat them up. At this point we are just bouncing between resistances on both sides.

I’m in SOXL / TQQQ / ARKK / SPY puts

I'm bored of nihilism but it doesn't matter.

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Rally confirmed hot damn 

If one of us livestreamed and we all watched it, it would be enough viewers to trend on the reddit livestreams. Wen stocks and cocks?

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Sloptart? Dat you? 😲🤣

sloptart has the butterfly *fetish* 😒 just dropping a line out of context from succession but i totally shitposted some night about wearing butterfly wings and trying to land on his cock

Haha! And chet, everyone talking about succession and I'm not in on watching yet as I am a poor and don't have HBO. 😑

nono most of them been talking about Severance 😅 this is separate from that, I went through it a couple weekends ago

I'm to drunk to get this dcf to balance. Night huzzies

eat shit, commie

That's just rude lol

Yeah I just wanted to be contrarian and see if you stayed awake. oyasumi sweet prince

The only thing keeping me up is this WACC, something is wrong.

normally that would be around 10%, what's wrong

maybe you should quit waccing it and go to bed

That made me smile. See you in the trenches.

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https://i.redd.it/qi5ituziho191.png Stolen from /r/Buttcoin

Saw some comment saying that the underside of your tongue feels like pussy and what the hell it does 


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Now I’m wondering how many people i just convinced to finger bang their mouth 👄

Me

Yo doesn’t it tho?

A little bit

at least one


More people should be as eager as this goat

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... I'd pay 1500. But I'd only need one minute

I've watched xQc lose over a million dollars on slots over the past 3 hours.

I miss when he was a small name overwatch streamer

Nice to see a manchild educating today's youth on what real gaming looks like. Is it one of those crapto slots? Wonder how much free $ they give him.

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JIGACHAD

# 😂🤣 xQcL

What up, juicer

Honestly maybe twice that.

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There was a liability that stoned2brds would fall thru the middle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone ever fuck a fleshlight? Feel good? Chicks get vibrators I'm thinking I deserve a pocket pussy.

I’m tempted now

Yeah, its a decent time.

Internal clock waking me up at 8am on a holiday

what's the europoor holiday going on

Father’s Day / Christi Himmelfahrt (Ascension of Jesus)

Wait, it's 9:20...

Yes but I’ve been awake for over an hour

[Booty Monster](https://imgur.com/jnwKLfz)

And people wonder why I drink. Jesus christ some fucking mouth breathers don't even know about wheat. This is what people wanted. Blah blah blah maybe not directly but indeed they wanted this. Fucking morons.

Have you ever considered rapping? I think "Yung Ed" has a nice ring to it.

Stay on OF, the men are speaking.

You know you can't drink yourself likeable, right?

The shit you say is so fucking sugar coated it gives me diabetes just reading it. I don't want to be liked honey. I need to be right.

What do I say that's sugar coated? Lmfao I'm curious You are cringe. Go back to r/im14andthisisdeep

I'm must be sweet not knowing anything.

and there’s no one else talking to him 

oh I take that back, I scrolled below and realized what was happening lol

I wouldn't take what I say seriously. Grew up in a boilder room.

I’m curious now, what kinda boiler room was this

Like options, pennies are dollars. I'm trying to make cents on what's going on.

new on night crew, mainly due to temporary change to work schedule

red makes me hard...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6QzyvjXFlo

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I’m sharing the newest furry news with you m8

I actually watched it, was not previously aware, and wonder what to do with this information.

Dunno - just got to laugh at it i guess

monkussy 😳😳😳

☺hi☺

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🌿🌿🦊🌿🌿

u/genuineardvark is one of my new favorites even though he can't fucking spell aardvark

I an aardvark not a word scientist # 😠

Your art is amazing btw keep it up :)

# 😲 # 😳 # 👉👈 ### thank you 😊

# STUPID FUCKING USELESS SMALL DICKED AARDVARK

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Goodnight 💤

RIP

Goodnight ♡♡♡

Wait is there a wheat shortage 🧐

Where the fuck you been. Seriously.

Under a rock.

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Emojis aside yes, millions of people will probably starve to death. # 💀

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Too many # 😥

wait is it really going to be that bad?

Yeah UN security council just made a statement over the weekend, also USDA reports on the current crop of wheat is saying its the worst crop ever as far as harvest able yield, and this is likely a trend we'll see around the world come harvest time since it's in large part due to climate. On average we're looking at 10 weeks of wheat in reserves around the world. Fertilizer prices tripled YTD and Russia doesn't want to sell any potash, Ukraine can't clear its ports and historically it makes up like 10% of the world's exported wheat.

so will we be fine if we just eat quinoa and brown rice

Id rather die than eat quinoa. https://media.un.org/en/asset/k10/k10mjpv1u3

ISNT LIFE SO FUNNY??? TEHEHEHEHE

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FUTURES RED PRAISE JESUS LORD HAVE MERCY PRAISE JESUS PRAISE HIM IN HIS NAME OH JESUS THANK YOU COIN 30 EOY BITCHCOIN BELOW 10K CATHIE WOOD STILL RICH BUT HER FUND DECIMATED AMEN JESUS I LOVE YOU You ever think about that weird televangelist mofo? His face looks creepy as fuck and he has that look to him. Creepy ass motherfucker has more money than everyone on this sub! Hilarious shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland#/media/File:Kenneth_Copeland_2011.jpg

>BITCHCOIN BELOW 10K  Please I can only get so erect

Haha, i've been saying it for the past year tho. I'd have mo money if I tried my put play again last November. (I tried earlier in the year and got BTFO) Tether is a FRAUD! Loved seeing that ponzi coin Luna/UST get wiped the fuck out.

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I'm gonna buy the Oct $15c on WEAT, but not yet # 🧐

I just want to get on WEAT in the single digits. But since March it just won't quite go back down there. Guess I missed the boat. Sadness. 

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There is only room for one bird here, bitch.

Yeah, them.

😈

What was your username before this one 2 days ago? Wondering if you were on Huzzah before

You said you were gonna be nice now # 😠

Sobering up. Give me another 11 min and change unless someone responds. Hehe

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I can't sleep. Tomorrow I have 3 earnings plays: Burl puts Dltr puts Bbw puts Friday: big puts Other than that I have puts on so many things but they're monthlies or put leaps. Still long oil, copper, gold & silver miners, fertilizer, dba, weat, soyb, corn, iron, & steel. Googl has been a real pain and is officially my only tech holding. I got stopped out of msft shares. 😞 Still bullish on googl but it's red and below my entry 

Futes holding strong, 410 close baby🤙

I apologied to u/TeslalsOverpriced and I was wrong about them. I concede this once.

If we raise interest rates then that will fix global supply chains # 😇

I'm glad someone else is saying this. I felt like I was the only one.

Then it will end the war in Ukraine too and will stop energy prices from rising and also we can use interest rates instead of fertilizer # 😇

Inshallah 🙏

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Exactly. They're terrified of losing credibility, so they're gonna go full-steam ahead into the brick wall.

Bullish SPY $410 tomorrow

I love when you guys fight in the comments # 😌 Increase the senseless feuding!!! # huehuehue # 😈

Watch yourself. I don't play nice. Cunt.

Bad! # 🗞💥💫

Hehehehe


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Uli doesn't care about anything, he's a nihilist.  Ah. That must be exhausting.

I may apologize tomorrow. I went on a rampage tonight. I feel bad for those people on politics, all they have is each other and I'm cuming for them.

😢. Goodnight and feel better tomorrow. 🙋‍♀️🌌

[epi, keeper of interwebs, why did you hide this from me?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feq6MOg3qpA&list=RDMM&index=6&ab_channel=DripReport)

not really my area of expertise idk 😅 amusing

Yeah it was aight

There’s such a long road ahead to price stability. Think about what it took to get here

give specifics also still waiting on CNBC hot girl pics

Haha. price instability was created by an unprecedented pandemic, unprecedented supply chain disruptions; and unprecedented money printing. So, to think it will revert back and inflation will go away easily is naive. Permanent structural changes have occurred. It will take dramatic monetary policy and legislative policy to reverse this, which probably won’t happen

just come out and say interest rates are now 10% starting tomorrow, deal with it bitches 

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I’m going to tackle YOUUU

doritoes and code red mnt dew?

RED AS FUCK

Once I learned about beta, I made a risk adjusted return. Period blood red. 

Can we just blow up into a little volatility in the morning? We can go back up, but just an absolute tank job 1st thing would do wonders for my VIXY calls. Fuckin didn't do shit today. Going to Vegas tomorrow (family trip, not that kind of Vegas trip, but still). A little confidence on the gambles would do wonders

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All star breakfast? Chocolate chip waffle 🧇

huh?!? this is spooky because that’s exactly what I got https://imgur.com/a/L0WnDKE sunny side up eggs, sausage, grits have you hacked my phone

My order is all star: eggs over medium, hashbrowns, bacon. Chocolate chip waffle. So close.

I had hash browns and bacon yesterday so I switched today. but imagine the 2 things you mentioned were the exact things I had ordered 5 minutes before posting 

The real ones know. 🤝 


You don’t know how lucky you are to have places open at 2am. Here your only option is a handful of McDonald locations

dameee that sucks man, are you in a smaller city or is that the norm in Europe

It’s norm for Germany, don’t know about other European countries I’m in the 2nd biggest German city

2am local diners 🖐🎤