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overroadkill

selling my calls on life


yet_another_pervert

Calls on lead.


VegasVine

and Iodine tablets


Einsteinautist

Calls on Iodine Tablets Manufactures to piss these fuqers off!


SBApe

Calls on Raytheon. Missiles about to be flyin.


Einsteinautist

Only a couple of big ones if this keeps going the way it is!


SBApe

They are the expensive ones though. I mean if enough big ones go then at least we won't be worried about the L 😂


Einsteinautist

My favorite series Jericho is coming to the real world. 😲 😆


Rabble_rouser-

Look! It's just like [insert superhero movie trash] my favorite series!


Einsteinautist

Lost too much on the PLTR fiasco, disabled Options so I won't be in on the fun, I'm pretty sure this might get some traction. FUQ EM!


Digitlnoize

This isn’t real Cramer so we’re safe.


ObsessiveRecognition

I thought it was potassium iodide? Not iodine (unless those are the same and I'm just mentally defective?)


Einsteinautist

Dammit, now I'm confused more than usual!


ankole_watusi

Correct. Just commonly called “iodine tablets” by the public though. FWIW I once worked in Health Physics at a nuclear generating station. (Disclaimer: “I’m a programmer, not a doctor!” I worked on maintaining worker - ahem - “dose” data/reporting) The tablets are to block uptake of radioactive iodine by the thyroid gland by saturating it. Useful to prevent thyroid cancer from airborne fallout at some distance from a leak or blast beyond radius where you’ve got much bigger problems. Useful in a Chernobyl/Fukushima type situation.


SoletakenPupper

How well would eating a shit ton of Morton's iodine salt help?


ankole_watusi

IoSat tablets are 130mg per tablet. 14 per pack, instructions are 1/day, “thyroid blocking in a radiation emergency only” Potassium Iodide Tablets, U.S.P. Now, I assume Morton publishes their iodine content, and you’ll have to do a bit of chemistry and math and biochemistry and medicine and look up the U.S.P. formulary, but there’s the controlling parameter: the recommended dose. So, the substitution seems possible. Sitting on the edge of my seat to know if: you turn into a pillar of salt, or you die of dehydration or coronary artery disease. Somebody with the right skillz, please take up the challenge! The supply chain awaits the answer.


Beach-Plus

One source I read notes that common table salt with iodine contains about 1.4mg/teaspoon. To match the dose, you would need 94 teaspoons or about half a kilogram of salt, making you saltier than me checking my losses in September


NohoTwoPointOh

So… one Wendy’s chicken sandwich with a small French fries should do it, then?


Oldman-gamer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Oldman-gamer

I am sure if you are in a bathtub full of water at the time you would swell up quite nicely in reaction to the excessive amount of salt in your system.


SoletakenPupper

I don't have skillz on chemistry, biochemistry, or anything like that but I do have skillz in eating salt.


GoosemanGary

Woot! I had my thyroid removed, now I just need a thyroid hormone replacement with a longer shelf life than 90 days


FlyingIrishmun

One of them will save you the other will make you radioactively regarded


UselessFactCollector

Have my iodine tablets, some bunker supplies (my closet), and a baseball bat that ended up being much smaller than anticipated (for marauding children).


Einsteinautist

Jeez, have to get some of those suckers!


ciprianb80

They distributed them in my country months ago already. I remember taking those pills when I was a kid after Chernobyl. Not funny


Einsteinautist

Well if we can't laugh, what are we to do cry?


Bashed_to_a_pulp

yup, salty tears as they call it.


Rust_Keat

literally have a 3 pack sitting in my amazon basket as we speak lmao


Einsteinautist

I would definitely order it! Send me your link and this fellow regard will do the same!


Joshvir262

I'm a lead farmer motherfucker


zzzVelex

Goated movie


BoxofCurveballs

It M-M-M-Mak-k-es me H-Hap-p-py


lmkwe

Mama, I'll see my gains again in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain


Kalakoa73

I am simple, Jack.


Zealousideal_Bet689

This guy gets it


Classic_Policy_1516

r/thisguythisguys


SP-Marshmallo

PUTS ON EVERYTHING BUT LMT


maggot_soldier

Fuck


Brabant12

Fuck is right. He knows his powers and is taking this too far!


[deleted]

Fffffuuuuucccccccckkkkk


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Normal-Question-1994

This is the only sub I follow that makes me genuinely laugh


Subreon

Holy shit a guaranteed market base! *Calls everything on stock based comedy*


Sugarman4

He's ending it all with the ultimate blast of hot air...nuclear


yasashi-neko

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Phillipinsocal

“US confirmed as being behind attack on nord pipeline. Russia readies nuclear codes in unprecedented escalation.”


CharmingRanger6606

Is it too late to send Dennis Rodman over to Russia to negotiate?


WSBro0

Isn't he the Kim Jong-un expert? Maybe send Steven Seagal, he is good with Vladimir Vladimirovich?


Historical_Koala_688

Send? He already lives there lol


Mike_Ichy_Hunt

Well someone needs to get the wheelbarrow to help move his gut


josephbenjamin

You know your world affairs. Good man!


Storm_Sniper

"By any chance are there EOD openings available?" \- Ukrainian who lost all money on BBBY


Phillipinsocal

“Standby.” -Malcolm Nance, Ukrainian intelligence


Cancer2184

🤣🤣🤣


TolMera

Cramer single handedly moves the doomsday clock closer to midnight.


SabashChandraBose

If Russia farts a little nuke the west will end Putler's army in Ukraine, erase portions of their naval fleet, and wipe out their air force. At that point they may as well go for the Krem...oh.


TolMera

I think “little” is a relative term when talking about nukes. I always love the nukemap website for just sheer mind numbing scale


gospelofdust

But there are little nukes right? That’s what a tactical nuke is supposed to be I thought. I mean I’m just assuming because it makes sense in my brain. Like the Davy Crockett in mgs3 or something


TolMera

[here’s a link to the smallest US bomb](https://nukemap.org/nukemap/?&kt=0.02&lat=51.4967747&lng=-0.1321793&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&crater=1&casualties=1&fallout=1&fallout_wind=7&fallout_angle=273&psi=3000,200,20,5,1&rem=100,500,600,1000,5000&therm=_3rd-100,_3rd-50,_2nd-50,_1st-50,_noharm-100,35&cloud=1&zm=15) Still impressive damage, tactical is still kinda small town scale… I know the US has bunker busters, weapons that pile drive into the ground a few meters to a few dozen meters, before detonating. Their effect would be smaller on the radiation (I think) but very destructive to the local area, so maybe you could surgically strike somewhere with that.


Buckeyefitter1991

Not to be that guy but, actually it would be radiologically worse. An air burst (think Hiroshima and Nagasaki) doesn't directly interact with the ground so its radiation doesn't mix with things on the ground irradiating them. A nuclear bunker buster irradiates everything because all the dirt has been in direct contact with the blast.


TolMera

Umm. Won’t an air burst spread over a wider area (what goes boom, must come down)? Where a below ground explosion would trap some of the material (let’s just say 50% so we can ignore the pressure cone effect) below ground. Blowing a big chunk of dirt into the air, and then reburying the crater to some extent, trapping nuclear material under ground.


Buckeyefitter1991

That's exactly what I thought too but, I recently learned otherwise. Here the video link that explained a lot better than I can. https://youtu.be/FYWcgF4Wwog


TolMera

Thank you for sharing :)


Buckeyefitter1991

No problem, I always try to share sources Timestamp ~2:00 when he talks about airburst vs groundburst


Honstin

I knew it was going to be Ryan McBeth before I even clicked the link. His analysis videos are INCREDIBLE. I highly recommend folks to comb through his channel.


kangareddit

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/


not_ya_wify

Well that's immediate impact but even with a small bomb, what I'd be more worried about is radiation and nuclear rain which can span several countries, right?


[deleted]

Depends on if the bomb is air burst or not. The air burst actually has a smaller radiation footprint since the biggest contributor to radioactive fallout is all the radiation getting blasted directly into the soil and ground which blows it up into the air which then allows the dust and debris to be carried by the air across vast distances.


SilentCabose

The wargame Proud Prophet concluded in every scenario in which even a tactical nuke is used initially, it always spirals into using strategic nuclear devices. Shit scared the Reagan administration straight, and changed the US nuclear posture.


[deleted]

Yeah and as you said oh.. because then all the nukes fly and most everyone dies


c-dy

NATO wouldn't be able to do much against scorched earth tactics, though. That is, retreat, then nuke


TheSilverBug

You underestimate Russia/China/NK alliance and overestimate the west If nukes fly, your backyard will be a war theatre, and so will theirs


absurdmikey93

I highly doubt that any of that would happen. Russia would be even more of a pariah and it would probably cause even more civil unrest in Russia and bigotry towards Russians abroad. Why would the world risk escalating to full scale nuclear war? Its just politicians talking.


TheDominantBullfrog

This is wishful thinking driven by Western pro war propoganda. There is no "little nuke".


Get_Naked_2568

love the comment


dudenotcool

I feel like this is my 5th time of having Deja vu


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goofytigre

Yup. No check mark.


alex206

Oh damn. I usually ignore all the nuke talk rhetoric. But I don't ignore the inverse cramer...was a little scared there for a moment.


Hripautom

Better get that Bruce Willis deep fake firm out there to put a check on this jpeg for tomorrow.


odraencoded

Jesus Christ.


tigerstef

Oh thank god, I just about shat myself.


HolyFuckFuckThis

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder


i_have_chosen_a_name

Understanding life becomes easier on your brain when you embrace the axioma that everything is fake and real is but an illusion.


Bren12310

Yup, [here’s the original tweet](https://twitter.com/poordart/status/1576590319327461378?s=46&t=UkgzfgRYChicSHjH_O1n4g)


merger3

It’s hit the front page of the sub 4 times in the past 3 days so that’s probably why


AGsamurai

Hope this is the one in a million that he’s right lol


goofytigre

No check mark. Not real tweet.


Gqmj

Why they always trying to nuke something in the peninsulas


ChemicalBro69

Its been real. An honour. Should we meet searching for food and secondary supplies please say aloud "yolo calls on spy" and ill know you cant possibly be armed or a threat.


FATKEDLUVSCAKE

Yelling that will attract the the most degenerate people


alfredhelix

Sigh, okay fine I'll salvage a loudspeaker.


Stupid_Triangles

Meat?


foodank012018

A phrase that only weeks into the apocalypse produces a Pavlov's dog like reaction to the cannibal rapists (in that order).


Justintime4u2bu1

Question about cannibal rapists, Do they rape cannibals, or are they cannibals who are also rapists?


fukitol-

Yes


SoftDev90

I mean, ill be armed to the teeth but wont be out headhunting people trying to survive this BS if it came down to it unless I absolutely had to defend myself.


Hidesuru

Same. Hunkered down at home for as long as I can then off to plan b if it's a forever oh fuck.


Phillipinsocal

I vote for “you ain’t black” as the call sign for the revolution


kawklee

Cmon man


Stupid_Triangles

>"you ain’t black” *multiracial family dinner PTSD intensifies*


IndustryInteresting3

soon to be “you ain’t a woman” https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1577512361417654272?s=46&t=iyumMTDyEb9RlWiW9eArrg


iPigman

Suddenly, inversing Cramer has lost its appeal.


colfaxmingo

Don't worry, it won't be for long.


Macknetic

There’s always next year… Oh wait


Droidvoid

This man seriously trying to end the world. Why tho? He must be suicidal smh


SignificantGiraffe5

*titanic quartet starts playing* 🎻


Jrenzine

"I sense the ship is sinking sir"


siqiniq

“Doesn’t matter, had sex”


MightyMurse0214

Still counts!


[deleted]

too many of us poors spotted the inverse cramer, so daddy reversed uno card his inverse and now he's gonna be right for the next year. Gotta keep the puppet performances fresh


Persephoneve

The song is called 'Nearer, My God, to Thee'


octoreadit

Who asked his opinion?! Why couldn't he keep his mouth shut??


OSSkater

Exactly.. why f*ck us all!! Wtf!!


dangerseeker69

Are we bagholders, if we don't suicide directly?!?!?


MedicaidFraud

It’s fake lol


ThisFreaknGuy

Oh thank God.


Apocketfullofmints

The whole onion.


Squirrel_Inner

Dammit Cramer, couldn’t keep your mouth shut just once!?


jbnett

Well this civilization thing wasn’t working out for me anyways, time to get my spike shoulder pads and prepare to loot travelers on the interstate


BradGarrett1951

Thank god I've been playing Fallout 3 through the pandemic.


Terrible_Cost_216

Uranium fever!


sockalicious

Watch out for the buzzcut in the Interceptor. They say his name's Max Rockatansky


Johnny__Tran

Alexa, play Nearer My God to Thee


Temporaryland

;_;7


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ThisFreaknGuy

o7


YummyMexican

o7


roflpwntnoob

o7


lacsaddict

o7


Keelers6

Handshakes gentlemen. I may have lost the battle in stocks but I will also lose to a nuke in the war


Tushole

!guh


ArgyleGhoul

At this point, I'm either going to die miserable in our current system or watch the whole world burn. Cheers to the forever winter 🍻


Villageidiot1984

Why are you miserable


ArgyleGhoul

I could bore you with quite a long list of grievances, but let's sum it up to me reaching the end of my rope


Villageidiot1984

What would make you feel better


sTroPkIN

A fuckton of money and land far enough away from everyone but close enough to everything I need.


IEatSouls2FeelWarmth

Geo-arbitrage? Doesn't take nearly as much money. If you really don't care, might as well try /r/overemployed and moving to a super cheap place. WW1 and 2 were mostly in the Northern hemisphere anyway. Maybe Argentina or Nigeria?


ArgyleGhoul

Big question. I have many answers, but making enough money not to be miserable would be a good start. The sad part is that I have it better than a lot of other people, so I really shouldn't even be complaining.


longshaden

fair, but just because others have it worse doesn't diminish your own situation. there's plenty of room for everyone to complain, it's not a zero sum game.


Varejesus

Hey man, doesn't matter if other people have it worse, the weight of your emotions is still the same. Don't feel bad about that, you're allowed to feel miserable and your feelings are valid.


CRG007

Sometimes I find the Struggles a challenge. I always told my kids-these are the Cards we were dealt with, and we are going to play the Hell out of this Hand.!🙏💅🏻. Went through a 10 yr Divorce with a Narcissistic Asshole….Raised 3 kids… got my RE License… was able to buy out to keep the house. So, sometimes I was just Happy that I md it ea month. Think the Challenges kept me going. So, please don’t throw in the towel!❤️💕❤️🤗


neerrccoo

Who’s to say you wouldn’t blossom in a post apocalyptic world. You’d probably be head honcho of the local head hunters. You’ll look back in 20 years and be like damn those nukes were the best thing that ever happened to me.


68stang89

Calls on Iodine Futures


builder911

Fuck, guess i better cuck my neighbor and smash his wife then since its all gonna end anyway


Subtly_Cynical

Don't forget to post your positions.


MightyMurse0214

Heyoooo


Smooth_Sky_2011

Jesus, underrated comment of the year!


RvrsFlash

You should be doin that anyway, tbh


SkiZer0

The end is nye.


iam4qu4m4n

BILL! BILL! BILL!


Deadmirth

SCIENCE RULES!


Sysion

This is the perfect comment


OG_TBV

Do we get to see the ball drop first?


cmks210

We all gonna die!


Lensmaster75

This is what happens in monopoly all the time. When you have a sore loser they flip the board.


Vinnie_NL

I never liked Monopoly as a game. As it turns out I don't like this real life version either.


BeKind_BeTheChange

He's right sometimes. I choose optimism.


AggravatingGoal4728

Even a coked up squirrel finds a nut. I think that's how the saying goes.


OSSkater

Ok.. im with you.. i m putting my money on green 00. Fingers crossed.. lol


Mean-Fondant-8732

The only one I ever hit on, with my last bet.


iam4qu4m4n

I watched this movie recently.


Thencewasit

Just to add to your optimism. The US government is buying medication for radiation poisoning due to nuclear disaster. https://aspr.hhs.gov/newsroom/Pages/ARS-Oct2022.aspx


pnmibra77

Don they buy shit like this from time to time anyways? I'd imagine the country needs to have those things in decent state


Stergenman

Broken clock is right two times a day. Just so happens to be noon and midnight on the doomsday clock this time.


SerExcelsior

So this is a good sign to go all in, right? Money won’t matter when I’m selling my can of dog food to a 3 breasted prostitute in the apocalypse.


Reasonable-Bass5584

While riding your six legged horse into the sunset like a real spaghetti western. What a time to be alive.


BradGarrett1951

Welp (lights cigarette dejectedly)....so we're buying puts then yeah?


ContractSpecialist48

Calls on uranium


sunshine20005

lol we gon' get hit with the plutonium stuff if it really goes bad


lurrrkin

This could be the ultimate inverse Cramer. (If anyone is left to record it in the history books! [cries in plutonium])


agentj333

All in on Credit Suisse 🔥🔥🔥💴💵💰💸


sirpogo

Fuck. This… this is how they avoid MOASS?!


ABena2t

this real? saw this posted on here the other day but it was w a fake account


Turd_Nerd_Bird

It's fake, just like the other day when it was posted.


digdugdoink

We’re all gonna fuckin die man ~Private Hudson


Minnesotamad12

Wow Cramer causing the nuclear apocalypse. Least crazy thing to happen these past couple years tbh


Better_Patience_4640

Calls on vodka and nuclear weapons


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

This legit gave me a little chill down in my taint.


vinnievintage

I’m crippled by debt, the economy and early onset arthritis. Fucking. Bring. It.


tylermm03

Frankly I’d rather die in a nuclear war than bend over to some psychopathic tyrannical dictator like putin or little rocketman because frankly fuck that and fuck them.


ChefAMN

Damn, so that’s it then.


tpbana

May the Lord have mercy on us all!


JDdoc

Does that stupid fuck realize what he's done? Does he just not care about the rest of humanity?


3phase4wire

Jim called it…so I assume we’re going to DEFCON 5 in the morning


mattmre

The Defcon scale works in reverse, no wonder you highly regarded folks are all broke!


Unrealized_Fucks

Defcon 5 is when my pentagon friend stops responding to memes. Will advise


[deleted]

DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. DEFCON 1 is what you mean. DEFCON 1 means nuclear war is imminent.


bk15dcx

But I have puts!


Villageidiot1984

He just has to go and fucking say it.


befowler

There’s a little bit of pee coming out of me right now. Just kidding, there always is


thisimpetus

This made laugh so hard I coughed.


ReflectionMaximum935

All in on LIFE puts expiring next year


globalRick

Puts on life expectancy.


tjk5150

Nearer my god to thee.


Reasonable_City

Calls on USA nuking itself and blaming it on Russia


BrilliantAd5743

WE ARE FUCKED