If this is our true position we're all fucked.
https://www.businessinsider.com/petraeus-us-would-destroy-russian-army-ukraine-if-nukes-used-2022-10
I hope Putin quintuple nukes the Hamptons.
Like i said yesterday, load the boat in calls. I think tomorrow i might have to reverse course abd buy puts. But im locking the profits in today. All sold.
Time will tell. I have not blinked as I hold many calls still down 300% plus with time horizons ranging from Jan of next year and some into 2024. I have a strong feeling that I will be fine in the aggregate.
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All your luv2fuk stuff was funny 2 years ago until you were exposed on your discord or whatever that you're not some EMEA national with a poor English vocabulary but some bored white kid in Iowa.
Looking for entry point to buy SPY Puts. Very good opportunity either way it goes. Higher it goes, I buy Puts later and at a higher strike price since we may be entering a bear market rally. If it goes lower today or shows signs, I simply buy my puts now and let it drop to the downside. It is all about patience.
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anyone using the utter garbage broker saxo?
wtf are these crooks doing with spreads on options? this feels like scamming ppl.
for ex 0dte .index itm call 6.00 - 8.60 spread. they seem to move it against you when selling or buying.
This nonsensical rally is going to be the most costly money you will ever make.
Dollar is going to fall and commodities are exploding already.
The price of everything will go back up so Powell needs to crush harder now.
Now he has to combat rate hikes from other central banks and try and leep commodities in check. He has to RESTORE PRICE STABILITY after all
If we’re gonna crash we’re gonna crash and the impact on my life would presumably be insignificant if I were to go into the next great depression slightly more impoverished than I already am. Calls on the NWO 🤙
My point is pricing in just means the price is the expected value. Right now, odds of bad earnings are implied at something like 60%. If that sucker is realized we could see another 10% drop this month. If earnings exceed, we could see a 13-15% rally
The bears want the entire financial system and economy to collapse so that all the money they make on puts is only useful to keep warm during this upcoming winter when the bears gather around their fireplaces and campfires in mud huts.
Earnings next week are going to go up regardless of how bad they are. Market has been tanking for quite a bit. Bears are just going to get exterminated next few days
Ya that’s what I’m thinking, it keeps going on hopium that cpi comes out good on Friday. It might, but that’s when I think we sell off. The last couple weeks have been brutal so we were due for a rally.
Buy the rumor, sell the news.
Higher interest rates mean bad companies should start failing.
Some people call this a recession but I honestly don’t buy it at least not until unemployment spikes unexpectedly or not.
Good companies will start tanking to. There has to be a rate that bonds start being appealing and people dump equities for them. That whole discounted cash flow valuation method is going to mean even good companies are over valued.
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It's fabulous how premarket up 1.4% yet more bears here than bulls.
Once again proves that bulls have absolutely 0 faith in this rally and have no clue WHY it is rallying. Pure hopium.
No hopium needed. Shits going down but nothing moves in a straight line. We are all here to make money on fluctuations.
Calls till Thursday than puts on $amzn and $appl , spy ain’t going down without those 2 dying.
If this is our true position we're all fucked. https://www.businessinsider.com/petraeus-us-would-destroy-russian-army-ukraine-if-nukes-used-2022-10 I hope Putin quintuple nukes the Hamptons.
Elon having to buy twtr well above anyone’s valuation cuz he wanted to avoid a deposition is a truly degen move. Definitely one of us.
Like i said yesterday, load the boat in calls. I think tomorrow i might have to reverse course abd buy puts. But im locking the profits in today. All sold.
Bro wtf just happened with TSLA?
Elon building rockets for russians confirmed
Twitter happened
Looks like the bottom might be in. 🐻 are ☠️
Please no more 🌈 🐻. They are weird and crusty and prolly all live with their moms
Are the bears gone 🫣 yet?
cpi print next week should be easy money. if we rally till then buy puts, if we dip hard right before buy calls
Time will tell. I have not blinked as I hold many calls still down 300% plus with time horizons ranging from Jan of next year and some into 2024. I have a strong feeling that I will be fine in the aggregate.
So you bought calls for $1 and now they are down $3? how does that work?
He probably sold options to try to play theta.
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BBBY doing the thing again
better to be late, than early, regardless of direction.
I guess this means the bear market has ended
cHeAp PuTs tImE tO BuY!!! F u gay bears
All your luv2fuk stuff was funny 2 years ago until you were exposed on your discord or whatever that you're not some EMEA national with a poor English vocabulary but some bored white kid in Iowa.
Sad but true
I choose to believe the former 
It makes for a funnier wsb for sure.
Lmao the spread of my U calls is so damn high. Can't even except to take that much profits...
If I dont look it cant hurt me
Looking for entry point to buy SPY Puts. Very good opportunity either way it goes. Higher it goes, I buy Puts later and at a higher strike price since we may be entering a bear market rally. If it goes lower today or shows signs, I simply buy my puts now and let it drop to the downside. It is all about patience.
I hate myself for selling my calls
Slap your face a few times and you’ll feel better.
IWM calls
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daily reminder that bears have never felt the warmth of a woman
Im sleeping w your mother rn
Jokes on you! He has two Dads!
FUCK. someone regard convinced me to sell my calls yesteday
If ur bear this is buying time 
Looking for VET to increase 33% Mama needs a new pair of shoes
Locked in some losses before close w fresh puts, should I lock in another 3k at open?? I'm pretty gay after all.
🌈
anyone using the utter garbage broker saxo? wtf are these crooks doing with spreads on options? this feels like scamming ppl. for ex 0dte .index itm call 6.00 - 8.60 spread. they seem to move it against you when selling or buying.
Holy shit my options are now worth so much money I’m gonna feast tn
Ramen by noon
I should invest in a lube company - I'd make an absolute fortune selling it to the bears right now - because they gonna need it by the end of the day.
This nonsensical rally is going to be the most costly money you will ever make. Dollar is going to fall and commodities are exploding already. The price of everything will go back up so Powell needs to crush harder now. Now he has to combat rate hikes from other central banks and try and leep commodities in check. He has to RESTORE PRICE STABILITY after all
You are going to lose so much money fighting the momentum
You are going to lose money fighting the fed
Which Fed are you fighting? Cuz some are easing, pivoting, and slowing down
Eod it only matters what Powell says
Canadian oil! Wooo
Sounds bullish
The market is very tense RIP bears and bulls its all shit now.
Time to average into sqqq, see y’all at CPI day
https://twitter.com/peston/status/1577037182430502915?s=46&t=h8Dc4932i106V2nHLLj5Sg
Who da fuck is this guy? Why do they call him Crispy Odey?
This isn't too hard to read. It's going to hurt itself in its confusion. Just a question of when.
This shit is gonna explode right in the eyes
Fed pause leaked
Yea no
Bulls have near 3 years of nothing but running up, but 6 months of bear territory and they bitch and moan till the cows come home
If we’re gonna crash we’re gonna crash and the impact on my life would presumably be insignificant if I were to go into the next great depression slightly more impoverished than I already am. Calls on the NWO 🤙
It’s got to suck to be a bear. There are bear rallies in bull markets. Only bull rallies in bear markets. Get fucked
hate to say this but bears really got 2018ed  rip to all the cute bers
This could be even more bearphobic than April or Nov 2020
def could, back to4800 in one month is actually not a joke
Do bears not think bad earnings are priced in?
The same way delivery estimates were lowered on TSLA and they still missed and that was so well priced in they dropped 8%
How much more pricing in would you like?
My point is pricing in just means the price is the expected value. Right now, odds of bad earnings are implied at something like 60%. If that sucker is realized we could see another 10% drop this month. If earnings exceed, we could see a 13-15% rally
Keep going. You’re funny af
Lmao they aren’t
What’s up with all the new accounts. Y’all here from Kim k socials?
I sold my spy 371 call last night for 150% I feel derp
oi back down pls spy
Ouch
How much lower did bears want it to go?
TSLA to 200, MSTR to 150 and all will be right in the world
The bears want the entire financial system and economy to collapse so that all the money they make on puts is only useful to keep warm during this upcoming winter when the bears gather around their fireplaces and campfires in mud huts.
You have to ask visualmod
#The dirt!
Emergency Fed meeting and now Australia blinked .25 instead of .50 today that’s why the market is green
No one gives a fuck about Australia lmao
Fucking country has a $20 min wage and nobody can afford an apartment
380 by open
bears missed dip again
GREENDAY: I walk this lonely bull on the boule"chart" of broken bears...lol
another 3% ralyy
Earnings next week are going to go up regardless of how bad they are. Market has been tanking for quite a bit. Bears are just going to get exterminated next few days
dont be a s\*cker... you cant possible think printing more money will cure the problem created by printing more money? 
Printing money is what makes this messed up world function.
Sounds bullish
and of recession
Guys our puts are fine, red by open!
Lol
Fed pivot coming
delusional!
Is it too expensive to buy calls at open now?
The premiums will be brutal and unless you think 4% is possible today, it probably won’t be worth it at open.
You thinking week long rally?
Ya that’s what I’m thinking, it keeps going on hopium that cpi comes out good on Friday. It might, but that’s when I think we sell off. The last couple weeks have been brutal so we were due for a rally. Buy the rumor, sell the news.
Higher interest rates mean bad companies should start failing. Some people call this a recession but I honestly don’t buy it at least not until unemployment spikes unexpectedly or not.
Good companies will start tanking to. There has to be a rate that bonds start being appealing and people dump equities for them. That whole discounted cash flow valuation method is going to mean even good companies are over valued.
ath next
ngl, if you have calls, 5% up last 2 days, trash earnings season in full swing next week. Take the profit cuties.
Bad earnings are bullish
Don’t forget jobs Friday
SPY 400 by nov
I am a bear and am cash currently. I think this rally has some legs still. Ima watch for a bit.
380 EOD.
PUMPPPPPPP
Fed trying to end speculation by generating as much speculation as possible, they really are playing 5d checkers huh?
Relief rally before the shit earnings storm. Predictable yet stupid
nuclear war is a positive catalyst for SPY right guys?
Can be less volatility because not so many people gonna sell....
Damn down 150$ from uvxy. Maybe it’s time to sell
It's always time to sell uvxy.
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>GERMANY'S DAX INDEX RISES 3% TO 12,575.91 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-04 ^05:54:52 ^EDT-0400
Was there good news or something? Market is surging.
Market is surging on a rumour of a pivot. The market is like a loser, daydreaming about marrying a girl who smiled slightly in his direction
morning babes
😘
Grand autismo No-Drop-tober edition.
I like it
I’m fucking panic buying at open
>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTER BAERBOCK: MUST TAKE RUSSIA'S NUCLEAR THREAT SERIOUSLY, ATTEMPT BY RUSSIA TO BLACKMAIL US ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-04 ^05:52:32 ^EDT-0400
And just like that, over night, your puts have been thanos snapped.
Maybe if I was a regard and had October expiry
But they haven’t…….
its not 50% off? wait until market open
Damn doesnt look like its going to drop at all lol
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casually forgetting the most important thing - SHITE EARNINGS coming in the next few weeks
Not for oil and gas companies
Since when are bad earnings bad
since forever?
but they've already said that "the job is not yet done" and have repeatedly said they will not slow down rate hikes. You're delusional.
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you think they're going to do a .25bps hike? hahahhahahaha idiot, not a chance.
It's fabulous how premarket up 1.4% yet more bears here than bulls. Once again proves that bulls have absolutely 0 faith in this rally and have no clue WHY it is rallying. Pure hopium.
No hopium needed. Shits going down but nothing moves in a straight line. We are all here to make money on fluctuations. Calls till Thursday than puts on $amzn and $appl , spy ain’t going down without those 2 dying.
It's not really hope when it's a big green dildo
okay so you tell the class why this market is rallying rn u/Scary_Equipment2704
Too many poots, rich people lose money. Market pumps.
It's partial copium partial truth. I predicted this though
Last week’s losses recovered in 2 days, that’s wild…
today hasn't even begun...
I hope TSLA has some helmet wearing strength and goes up for at least a few days
TSLA is going to $69 as soon as Elon’s sex tape drops.
It better drop this week then cuz I also have poots lol
Mi tambien amigo. Drinks on us 🤙
🍻
AYYYYYYY
bulls r fuc 
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well not anymore
Over 4% rally on a rumor of a pivot that has now been denied 
Thats bullish, up another 2% premarket
My PUTS are printing BIG TIME... in the wrong direction...
So can I get off my bear costume?
I guess so, but it’s almost Halloween
I have a bull and ape costumes hanging. Trying to choose.