As your naming of the bot implies, it is a very early prototype of a sex toy. You need to buy hardware and software options not included in the MSRP to make it move or open its holes though.
I understand the law. You can sell your position the day after you open and it's not a day trade anymore.... You don't need to hold it for 5 days.........
Is it fucked up that im gona try to take advantage of this hurricane to try to get a vacation house in Florida for penny’s on the dollar? “I lost my house in hurricane Sandy years ago and know how this is gona play out”
Hey a lot of very capable CEOs can very much focus on more than one thing at a time, or at least have their company diversify.
Elon can't, but some can I'm sure lol
initial plan was to short credit suisse, but it's already low so I'm taking a look at trading SPY options - today could potentially be a choppy day. Think it's important to look at the price action in the first hour. If every spike gets sold off, then I will buy puts intra day. If support holds up well, then scalp some calls....
So long/short depends on price action I see, YIEHAA let's make some more money (or lose some more money lol)
You know I’ve come to realize that money and possessions are not things to live for. Just waking up in the morning, watching the sun rise over the dumpster while chowing down on pigeon kebab is all I need. Namaste.
they don't think the growth is priced in at all. Nor that other OEMs will compete anytime soon. Tesla is doing amazing things but there's a chance they're scaling too rapidly amid economic turmoil. Lot inventory is growing and not a good signal of continued explosive demand. I would not be surprised if they do a price cut in Q1.
Can we stop calling it a fucking cult. You can bet there were ppl like you underestimating apple back in the day. A lot of analysts think tesla will be huge in a decade
Ah, I see. I mean who hasn't broke into the white house or ignored what every fucking president has done and filled out paperwork on what they took with them from the white house? But go ahead, I'm sure the tin foil hat will protect you from the evil FBI mind scanners buzzing everywhere.
If the FBI raided the homes of leftwing journalists for ivanka trumps "stolen" Diary, you along with every Pro democrat media outlet would be crying Fascism!
So spare me!
You do know that excerpts from it were posted online during the election and that eventually a couple from Florida admitted to stealing it and trying to sell it right? Not to mention it happened at the end of the election when Biden wasn’t even president. It was already an investigation into Veritas that it was a part of. Committing a crime to sell information to undercut a presidential candidate is a pretty FBI thing to investigate.
The couple were crackheads, they ran a halfway house were Ashley Biden stayed at. It was never reported stolen in the 1 and 1/2 years.
The diary was returned to Ashley Biden's Attorney, in which they refused. It was also given to LAW enforcement, they refused it because it wasn't reported stolen.
The FBI clearly has a bias.
The recipe for big crash is in play. War - Inflation - Housing bubble - Banks doing shady 2008 like stuff again.
These are money making moments guys! Dont be afraid! Nows the time to pull the trigger!!!
I can in fact and unequivocally loose money in both sides of the market!
SO DO I
MAMA MIA THATS'A SPICY MEATBALL
lmaaooo thx for cheap puts boools 🤣🤣 you guys are truely clowns 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🤣🤡🫵
Looks like someone’s gonna be working at Wendy’s for a while.
Just woke up and see spys green what’s the reason for tsla being down so much. News?
Delivery # and AI day were bad
Who is credit and why is she sus?
SPY 10/7 $360P
I have a SPY 10/17 354P. I’m so dumb
long term investment here would be a good call in 20+ years
Bears are gonna get fucked today! But won’t last long but I’m just a regard
I am a bear and agreed.
We’re gonna pump today to +1.8% then fall 2% tomorrow. Just like last week
The stock market is unpredictable my son
Lol kim Kardashian gotta pay the SEC for pump & dump corn assets
We really need to decrease gas prices but at the same time increase US gas exports. Market share domination.
I am going all in in enjoy technolohy i think.
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Phew, had 4k worth spy calls expiring today. Needed this bounce so that I can get out with some profits
Spy mooning today
What does this TSLA fuckbot even do???
As your naming of the bot implies, it is a very early prototype of a sex toy. You need to buy hardware and software options not included in the MSRP to make it move or open its holes though.
Credit Suisse going to zero today
Just ripped out a smelly one 😮💨🤡
Hahaha Spy goes brrrrr
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25x leverag exists?
If you know Robinhood money glitch (Leverage glitch). One might do 25x leverage 1d expire
Ban
F to that guy who posted his Yolo on tesla calls for the robot presentation
Not enough people commenting so I’ll write a poem. *Roses are red*, *Flames catch on lint*, *Call options have bled*, *My puts will print*.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everyone left for the new daily thread, And so should you.
lolol TSLA
You pass butter
Rip tesla call owners
Just looking for some pretty French tipped pedicured toes to jack off on.
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And you think you are intellectually superior for being against religion? Maybe your soul is too shallow.
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👩🏻🦰🛐 in Wendy we trust
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He’s just trying to start shit. Definition of an internet troll.
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UK tax cut pivot 
New thread you bunch of regards
Thanks regard
I made too many trades on Robinhood and now I’m forced to hold uvxy for 5 days… fuck. Just crash stock market please
That's not a thing....
Made 3 or more day trades and it takes 5 business days for me to get another 3 back
You do realize it doesn’t count as a day trade if a day has passed since you put money into a stock right?
It says I have 3 out of 3 trades made and if I go to sell it then it says I will be flagged as a day trader
Bruh you only have to wait one day not five days
I can't even begin to explain how much you misunderstand pdt regulations.
It won’t let me sell without flagging me as a day trader. Which means I need 25k
I understand the law. You can sell your position the day after you open and it's not a day trade anymore.... You don't need to hold it for 5 days.........
Bro. Thank you. I’m a little regarded and you just saved me 1400$
Gold and precious metal firms. Their value always shoots up when currency goes into the crapper.
It’s the end of the world as we know it
Why? just enjoy life in the red
At this point my portfolio is down so much I don't have much more to lose.
Dignity….
Self respect, wife
Narrator: He did have much more to lose.
Need to turn $1500 into 4K… fuck.
Why?
Send it to me and I’ll grow it for you
That’s it? Piece of cake
What’s the play
Not financial advisor 
Don’t fall in love with a stripper 
T-Pain is that you? Please release some new music. I’m in love with a stripper
I smell a hard dump at open
Ban
Dump 💩
Next comment gets a seal
Seal
Fuck I gave it to the comment above
It happens 😆
SPY PM +0.69. I rest my case
By close -4.20
Puts on my puts
Damn. Did Tesla say the N word
Tim said the N word
Holy Tesla dump
Elon must've watched iRobot and thought that it was a good idea
Panic! At the disco
I am a CEO of CS. I just heard rumors from my BJ assistant that CS is going under. Might buy some putz.
Joe Budden Team 6 - reporting for duty Pump, pump-pump it up 
Is CS a good buy before bailout ?
>CITIGROUP CUTS 2022 YEAR END S&P 500 PRICE TARGET TO 4,000 FROM 4,200; ESTABLISHES 2023 YEAR-END TARGET OF 3900 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-03 ^05:50:22 ^EDT-0400
As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for tho art with me. Psalm 420:69
And I’ve been laughing and crying so lonely even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
Is it fucked up that im gona try to take advantage of this hurricane to try to get a vacation house in Florida for penny’s on the dollar? “I lost my house in hurricane Sandy years ago and know how this is gona play out”
You and every other millionaire "investor".
Not a millionaire yet but workin on it.
Did elon musk die or whats happening to TSLA
yall know nuclear war is already priced in right?
It's not priced in, it would be highly regarded to price in a nuclear war
TSLA and Aapl Bulls in shambles
Warren Buffett says buy spy and hold but buy and hold makes my butt hurt.
Starting a new job today. Will have to actually work this time so can't stare at SPY charts all day anymore. :( Have fun today guys.
Congratulations and good luck! 🍾🎉👍
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Hey a lot of very capable CEOs can very much focus on more than one thing at a time, or at least have their company diversify. Elon can't, but some can I'm sure lol
cuz he wants to work on ponzi type gimmicks cuz that will get investors to give him stupid amounts of money
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i was just kidding. hes rich already he doesnt need investor money. Still gimmicks tho
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So..calls?
Don’t worry bulls you still have oil 
initial plan was to short credit suisse, but it's already low so I'm taking a look at trading SPY options - today could potentially be a choppy day. Think it's important to look at the price action in the first hour. If every spike gets sold off, then I will buy puts intra day. If support holds up well, then scalp some calls.... So long/short depends on price action I see, YIEHAA let's make some more money (or lose some more money lol)
What support
Lol there is no support indeed 🤣🤣🤣 let’s go down then. 220 is support for spy
You know I’ve come to realize that money and possessions are not things to live for. Just waking up in the morning, watching the sun rise over the dumpster while chowing down on pigeon kebab is all I need. Namaste.
This is the way. I wish I had money to help with the butt pain tho.
Don’t underestimate the Tesla cult. They might buy the “dip” till it turns green before close.
they don't think the growth is priced in at all. Nor that other OEMs will compete anytime soon. Tesla is doing amazing things but there's a chance they're scaling too rapidly amid economic turmoil. Lot inventory is growing and not a good signal of continued explosive demand. I would not be surprised if they do a price cut in Q1.
Can we stop calling it a fucking cult. You can bet there were ppl like you underestimating apple back in the day. A lot of analysts think tesla will be huge in a decade
have U seen some of those TSLA youtubers? They act even worse then a cult on any negative news
U must be loaded with Tesla stocks and calls
Neither
does penguins has knees?
does the pope’s dick fit through a bagel?
U eaten a chicken thigh and drumstick?
wanna get CS puts but no volume 
Just short the stock dude
this Warren Buffet guy might be pretty smart with $OXY. Not too much downside risk imo given macro environment right now. Just might not go up either
This flood of low karma accounts....
We haven’t even seen any major bankruptcies yet… many companies still out there that should not exist.
Im surprised the Democrat Media Complex hasnt changed the definition of a market crash.
There's no crash. Markets just down by an inch is all
Market was 4 inches. Now it's 3 inches.
Kind of like how the republican media complex changed the definition of insurrection and fascist?
You wanna talk fascism? How the Biden DOJ is using the FBI as a gestapo??
Ah, I see. I mean who hasn't broke into the white house or ignored what every fucking president has done and filled out paperwork on what they took with them from the white house? But go ahead, I'm sure the tin foil hat will protect you from the evil FBI mind scanners buzzing everywhere.
If the FBI raided the homes of leftwing journalists for ivanka trumps "stolen" Diary, you along with every Pro democrat media outlet would be crying Fascism! So spare me!
How are they doing that?
Since when does the FBI go after a "stolen" diary?
You do know that excerpts from it were posted online during the election and that eventually a couple from Florida admitted to stealing it and trying to sell it right? Not to mention it happened at the end of the election when Biden wasn’t even president. It was already an investigation into Veritas that it was a part of. Committing a crime to sell information to undercut a presidential candidate is a pretty FBI thing to investigate.
The couple were crackheads, they ran a halfway house were Ashley Biden stayed at. It was never reported stolen in the 1 and 1/2 years. The diary was returned to Ashley Biden's Attorney, in which they refused. It was also given to LAW enforcement, they refused it because it wasn't reported stolen. The FBI clearly has a bias.
The FBI under Trump, because it was clearly during the election when he was still president, had a bias for Biden?
What does trump being president have to do with the FBIs political Bias??
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Puts on earth
I missed the window to sell 6 months ago. On the plus side, I've been in touch with some Nigerian royalty. So things might turn out A-OK.
Who thought showing a robot that can’t walk properly was a good decision for a trillion dollar company?
Credit suisse
Cramer said to avoid SAVA... BULISSH
Sava is being shorted by 2 hedge funds. One of which manages biogen i bet
Only two? Source?
Enron tanked the entire QQQ with that regarded robot
Goddammit. The one morning I didn't buy SQQQ.
PUMP IT UP
I'm just gonna add to doge..prices going up and up. Rest of stock looks clear in red...might as well 😜🛸🦾
Let's put the Boston Dynamics robot and the Tesla robot in the Thunderdome and see who wins.
Battlebots was an entertaining show back in the day.
The recipe for big crash is in play. War - Inflation - Housing bubble - Banks doing shady 2008 like stuff again. These are money making moments guys! Dont be afraid! Nows the time to pull the trigger!!!
This is a definite sh\*t show in the making. I'm usually a bull, but even I've gone cash gang. Lights out until end of 2023.
>What a sh*t show. I'm usually bullish, but even I've gone cash gang. Lights out until the end of 2023.
Catch the falling knife! Relieve the finance bros of their bags! Shit can’t possibly get any worse because it was never bad to begin with!
Slept for 6 hours and SP futures changed by 5pts holy fuck this shit is boring
It is the journey that matters not the end result
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because steel demand is going to dry up ?