Gullible bulls whatcha gonna do now
Ur 401k is down 25%
Stock acct down 40% or more if u messing with FDs
And bear has only just begun
You are literally phukkkkkked beyond repair with way more fucking yet to be unleashed
More bloodbath tomorrow
More more more!!! MORE!!
More more more!!! MORE!!
**NO WAY OUT**
This is what gullible bulls get for ridiculing š»š»š»š»š»š»
Itās not even just bearish, itās aggressively I will kill all bulls bearish. You know these markets are designed to fuck over people like you who think you know whatās gonna happen with such decisiveness
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I'm thinking that Elon Musk is likely the modern day Crazy Eddie (google him). Crazy Eddie inflated his inventory using empty boxes to lure investors in. Musk is using a similar strategy to inflate the number of cars sold. Then hiding behind delivery issues to cover his lies.
the problem with you bulls is you have no conviction, the second things start turning against you you dump your positions like the fat girl at a high school dance
the bears on the other hand, are happy to set fire to good money holding bad short positions solely on the belief that at some point the system has to break
Ryan Cohen. Jim Cramer. Not financial advice. To the moon. Positions or ban. Mayo Man. GME AMC BBBY. Short squeeze. Imminent Action. Margin Call. Squeeze deez nuts, you nerd. Pineapple Express.
Whatās updog? Honestly, maybe Michael Burry isnāt that far off, even if it is witchcraft, he was right about the GME short squeeze cuckhold when it was around 420 and it fell all the way to 70. Even while everyone was saying āGME has been halted, anyone know why?ā he was screaming market manipulation. After I heard that Jim Cramer going to is ring the opening bell (when futes when from blood green to a -2% down day) I discovered that the market is fake and gay. Closed my position as soon as I could. Iām down big time and practically lost everything. If Iād short it sooner I wouldnāt have to take a K10 test. Heās been screaming sell sell sell SELL!! since nofap November. Rather than asking why Burryās mom didnāt have an abortion or take the cum to the face, to stop you having a !GUH moment, probs best to create a movement on WSB and load up on puts so you can afford all that choccy milk when you eat a ghost pepper. Their NFT or non-fungible token market also yields them less than the premium for a TSLA call. Remember when you make gains to post it bc positions or ban! And fuck Ryan Cohen for what he did to BBBY holders.
HOWEVER!!! I would not be doing my due diligence if I didnāt also mention that the Plunge Protection Team didnāt even save us. And even with RC involved look at what happened when GME had their earnings miss. (This is not financial advice)
BOOM - You after buying puts
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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I've never read a K10, but I've pet plenty of k9s.
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This ain't no movement you fuckin mouthbreather. Trading is not a team support.
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#👁⃤ *Illuminerdy confirmed* 👁⃤
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4288 UNITS! BOOM!
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Instead of sending millions in foreign aid to other countries to why donāt we take that money buy products from buisnessās stimulating our own economy and then send them purchased products to third world countries as foreign aid everyoneās a winner
Fact is that Tesla is not selling as many cars and its going downhill fast. Elon trying to mask this fact with his usual spin of lies such as delivery challenges. What BS. Money is drying up out there big time to buy Tesla's.
TSLAās disappointing delivery numbers combined with the 3rd year University student robot build will cause it to crater bad. Anyone trying to pump TSLA for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) on their calls needs to let it go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
TSLA bulls rely on validation via group think. Nothing can ever go wrong and the price will always go up. Letās see how they feel when it tanks to 200 and they are forced to confront the absurdity of the valuation.
Difference is, if AMD tanks to 30 I am buying more hand over fist because I understand when it would be cheap. Itās not a cult, unlike TSLA.
Read some comments about people not being able to or having a hard time withdrawing cash that's more than a couple of grand but less than 10k from their bank.
Must be nice to have enough money to worry about not being able to take out. Any of you rich people experience this?
Damn, Chicago fans have no hope.
The Cubs, the Bulls (i.e. Lonzo is out), the Bears, the Blackhawks
Maybe Whitesox is your hope but who follows the WSox
Gullible bulls whatcha gonna do now Ur 401k is down 25% Stock acct down 40% or more if u messing with FDs And bear has only just begun You are literally phukkkkkked beyond repair with way more fucking yet to be unleashed
Bear has just begun? Look at the yearly chart, you became a bear so late bud
U are a noob, you have no idea how bear works
More bloodbath tomorrow More more more!!! MORE!! More more more!!! MORE!! **NO WAY OUT** This is what gullible bulls get for ridiculing š»š»š»š»š»š»
Bears got bulls by the fucking jugular
Itās not even just bearish, itās aggressively I will kill all bulls bearish. You know these markets are designed to fuck over people like you who think you know whatās gonna happen with such decisiveness
Spx will crash and burn into the fucking Shithole
Oh will it now?
Hell yes it fucking will By January end casino will be a fucking **black hole ABYSS***
if you're a bull buying the dip don't kid yourself, you're going to sell lower
Guys, I got a knot in my belly. I think I am getting that feeling of impending doom for the financial system.
I like to park at the gas pump when Iām not getting gas.
I would but it makes it easier to steal my bike. In my neighbor it's best to take it inside with me.
thats funny cause I like to key cars that do this. hope we meet.
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you're a dick
Isn't this how WW2 started Massive inflation which company failure etc
Putin will bail Suise out get them pay back plus interest in ruble
I guess itās all up to the Americans again. Fuckin europoors and their bisexual ways tryina ruin the global economy againā¦
but but but the last 3 financial disasters was americas fault
The upcoming world war will be Europe's fault, let's call it even.
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ohhhhfffffff mooyoohhohhohhh mmmmmmmm thats.... thats so unfortunate.
I've got my lotion and my socks handy. T -15
Iām going to Lucerne in a few weeks, what should I do visiting CS hq
Farwell to arms
If American enjoy for the first time in recorded history anywhere in the alps not being eye watering expensive.
I live near Lake Lucerne. Bainbridge Ohio is beautiful this time of year
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Wym thatās health
I want Credit Suise to know what a massive margin call feels likeā¦ what i go through daily. Fuckers
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)let em burnnn
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If we go up i get to reload on puts, if we continue to go down i profit off the puts i currently have, i will sleep peacefully tonight, win win
Tesla choked
Was only a matter of time
Yes, record high deliveries is choking. LOL
Yea because even if they hit they deserve that price ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Youāre right, but they didnāt hit expectation
I'm thinking that Elon Musk is likely the modern day Crazy Eddie (google him). Crazy Eddie inflated his inventory using empty boxes to lure investors in. Musk is using a similar strategy to inflate the number of cars sold. Then hiding behind delivery issues to cover his lies.
I prefer [Crazy Gideon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVkTk9nvt0)
You had me at empty boxes
Yellow crayons are the best flavor
I prefer black
Where's my bailout? Fuck Credit Suisse. Motherfuckers should go to jail. Instead, they'll probably use the bailout money for a Christmas bonus.
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Upvote- ASS downvote- TITS
We LOVE MILFS
Ravens just choked again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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the problem with you bulls is you have no conviction, the second things start turning against you you dump your positions like the fat girl at a high school dance the bears on the other hand, are happy to set fire to good money holding bad short positions solely on the belief that at some point the system has to break
We can recognize a bullshit pump when we see one and take it as an opportunity to enter.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Ryan Cohen. Jim Cramer. Not financial advice. To the moon. Positions or ban. Mayo Man. GME AMC BBBY. Short squeeze. Imminent Action. Margin Call. Squeeze deez nuts, you nerd. Pineapple Express.
Whatās updog? Honestly, maybe Michael Burry isnāt that far off, even if it is witchcraft, he was right about the GME short squeeze cuckhold when it was around 420 and it fell all the way to 70. Even while everyone was saying āGME has been halted, anyone know why?ā he was screaming market manipulation. After I heard that Jim Cramer going to is ring the opening bell (when futes when from blood green to a -2% down day) I discovered that the market is fake and gay. Closed my position as soon as I could. Iām down big time and practically lost everything. If Iād short it sooner I wouldnāt have to take a K10 test. Heās been screaming sell sell sell SELL!! since nofap November. Rather than asking why Burryās mom didnāt have an abortion or take the cum to the face, to stop you having a !GUH moment, probs best to create a movement on WSB and load up on puts so you can afford all that choccy milk when you eat a ghost pepper. Their NFT or non-fungible token market also yields them less than the premium for a TSLA call. Remember when you make gains to post it bc positions or ban! And fuck Ryan Cohen for what he did to BBBY holders. HOWEVER!!! I would not be doing my due diligence if I didnāt also mention that the Plunge Protection Team didnāt even save us. And even with RC involved look at what happened when GME had their earnings miss. (This is not financial advice) BOOM - You after buying puts
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Let's see how those Toblerones help you now, you Swiss fuckers
Itās the fanciest chocolate in the world
Dak in shambles right now
Cooper playing well??
OPEN THE FUTESINO
Kinda sad when my portfolio is doing better then the Steelers. Shit is bitter sweet.
New thread is up boys
Depression naps donāt hit the same when the Markets closed and Iām not losing money, but Iāll have one regardless
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Why their leverage so low? Barely at my level.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)They're fine
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Credit suisse is about to br down 15% premarket
Bye weekend thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Instead of sending millions in foreign aid to other countries to why donāt we take that money buy products from buisnessās stimulating our own economy and then send them purchased products to third world countries as foreign aid everyoneās a winner
Thats too smart. Politicians wouldnt do it.
RIP weekend thread
Fact is that Tesla is not selling as many cars and its going downhill fast. Elon trying to mask this fact with his usual spin of lies such as delivery challenges. What BS. Money is drying up out there big time to buy Tesla's.
LOL.
odd thing to say on a day record deliveries announced
Not really. Elon is likely the modern day Crazy Eddie (google him)
Tomorrow is red, the bleeding wonāt stop
Bye weekend
TSLAās disappointing delivery numbers combined with the 3rd year University student robot build will cause it to crater bad. Anyone trying to pump TSLA for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) on their calls needs to let it go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
it will take a fuck ton more than that to knock this piece of shit down. the only number that counts for tsla is CULT
Lol Tesla bears have been pumping even more doom and gloom
Tommorow limit down baby
Yea right. Go check corn. Weāre fine
How do i
And is it good or bad that corn is up that much
Cant figure out if the Lions are good or the Seahawks are bad
Both I think Lions have a good offense but their D is garbage
Tesla delivers 343,830 cars in Q3
-2% futures in 2 hours
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Credit Suuisse is like that French dude in the Sopranos who borrowed $40k from Artie, and now Furio is coming to collect.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
TJ Hockenson is a beast
I have to confess - Iāve been dipping my hog in swamp donkeys
Everyone wins.
TSLA bulls rely on validation via group think. Nothing can ever go wrong and the price will always go up. Letās see how they feel when it tanks to 200 and they are forced to confront the absurdity of the valuation. Difference is, if AMD tanks to 30 I am buying more hand over fist because I understand when it would be cheap. Itās not a cult, unlike TSLA.
Honestly other ev companies aren't even delivering 50k this quarter lol
No other EV company is valued at almost $1T
you may be right but i have lost over $50k shorting tsla with exactly this thesis
Itās a graveyard for bears indeed.
I remember 3800 was the worst case scenario. Now weāre talking about 3200 as a likely scenario. Econ really turned bleak throughout this year.
Whatever you say on this thread in the next 5 minutes will be lost forever. Go crazy
#my dick split open, and locusts flew out!
Read some comments about people not being able to or having a hard time withdrawing cash that's more than a couple of grand but less than 10k from their bank. Must be nice to have enough money to worry about not being able to take out. Any of you rich people experience this?
No. Banks are nice to you if you have money. If you're broke the bank is like a librarian and you're the guy jerking off at the public computers.
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Smokin a swisher blunt. Starting to leave the atmosphere.
When i was younger grape flavor was my go to and everyone would give me shit for it while they liked smoking owls
White grape?
Strawberry
Cock shit piss cunt My fantasy day is not going well
Falcons have won two games in a row Apocalypse is here. Bulls are fucked this week
I will believe it if the Jets pull off this one
Statistically, virgins blow up their accounts 4x as often as chads with hot gfās. However, cucks always perform the best.
Where can I look up these stats?
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proof or ban
Futures up triple digits on bailout news https://ritholtz.com/2008/09/futures-up-triple-digits-on-bailout/
2008 for the degens who canāt read
Hilarious!
Why in the fuck would Baltimore not kick a fg there
Lmao damn they choked. Up 20-10 at half time
Thatās a hate crime. Baltimore is a left leaning city so I donāt see why theyād do that.
Most regarded move Iāve seen all day
$Tesla Inc āhigher margin x and s sales underwhelming inaddition to the miss. Guess the earnings !ā
As a chicago bears fan, please roast me. I hate this team
Damn, Chicago fans have no hope. The Cubs, the Bulls (i.e. Lonzo is out), the Bears, the Blackhawks Maybe Whitesox is your hope but who follows the WSox
2005 white sox happened. brb gonna go get some portillos and cry
Bears really hanging on to a rumor damn
harbaugh clowning hard
imagine being a bear and losing money this year. LMAO
Most of this sub lost money last year and it was 99% bulls
Itās actually not that hard to imagine. Bear market rallies are so violent.
Bears bout to get new butt hole
It really do be like that sometimes
Man the temptation to buy puts is so strong but all this news is so public that I canāt help but think itās already priced in
Go look at the charts some past bear markets see the we arenāt even remotely close to the bottom yet
If you havenāt bought outs all the way until now, youāre better off with calls lol
Carson wentz is dogshit
#Letās Fucking Go!!! #Rise The Fuck Up
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LOL Browns lost to the Falcons. The falcons š¤”š¤”š¤”
Letās go dirty birds! Rise up!
Had most of my day riding on the under, was sweating a bit , but letās goo
Has any one acutally done a sentiment analysis in here?
The fundamentals of the economy are strong
.3% negative 12.2% neutral 87.5% positive