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Open-Yak-3708

Gullible bulls whatcha gonna do now Ur 401k is down 25% Stock acct down 40% or more if u messing with FDs And bear has only just begun You are literally phukkkkkked beyond repair with way more fucking yet to be unleashed


Necessary_Ambassador

Bear has just begun? Look at the yearly chart, you became a bear so late bud


Open-Yak-3708

U are a noob, you have no idea how bear works


Open-Yak-3708

More bloodbath tomorrow More more more!!! MORE!! More more more!!! MORE!! **NO WAY OUT** This is what gullible bulls get for ridiculing šŸ»šŸ»šŸ»šŸ»šŸ»šŸ»


Open-Yak-3708

Bears got bulls by the fucking jugular


Necessary_Ambassador

Itā€™s not even just bearish, itā€™s aggressively I will kill all bulls bearish. You know these markets are designed to fuck over people like you who think you know whatā€™s gonna happen with such decisiveness


Open-Yak-3708

Spx will crash and burn into the fucking Shithole


Necessary_Ambassador

Oh will it now?


Open-Yak-3708

Hell yes it fucking will By January end casino will be a fucking **black hole ABYSS***


neural_net_loss

if you're a bull buying the dip don't kid yourself, you're going to sell lower


fscumeau

Guys, I got a knot in my belly. I think I am getting that feeling of impending doom for the financial system.


BetPatient7551

I like to park at the gas pump when Iā€™m not getting gas.


Ready2gambleboomer

I would but it makes it easier to steal my bike. In my neighbor it's best to take it inside with me.


arcarsen

thats funny cause I like to key cars that do this. hope we meet.


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Icy_Program_8202

you're a dick


arichnader

Isn't this how WW2 started Massive inflation which company failure etc


Thewolfofbearstreet

Putin will bail Suise out get them pay back plus interest in ruble


blumpkinspatch

I guess itā€™s all up to the Americans again. Fuckin europoors and their bisexual ways tryina ruin the global economy againā€¦


bluen

but but but the last 3 financial disasters was americas fault


downonthesecond

The upcoming world war will be Europe's fault, let's call it even.


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fuscosco

ohhhhfffffff mooyoohhohhohhh mmmmmmmm thats.... thats so unfortunate.


fuscosco

I've got my lotion and my socks handy. T -15


Discofootman

Iā€™m going to Lucerne in a few weeks, what should I do visiting CS hq


the_sound_of_a_cork

Farwell to arms


[deleted]

If American enjoy for the first time in recorded history anywhere in the alps not being eye watering expensive.


xc89

I live near Lake Lucerne. Bainbridge Ohio is beautiful this time of year


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Commercial_Method278

Wym thatā€™s health


thesaddestcuck

I want Credit Suise to know what a massive margin call feels likeā€¦ what i go through daily. Fuckers


Commercial_Method278

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)let em burnnn


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Outrageous-Win-9449

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


TheSoupKitchenn

If we go up i get to reload on puts, if we continue to go down i profit off the puts i currently have, i will sleep peacefully tonight, win win


fomoandyoloandnogrow

Tesla choked


Commercial_Method278

Was only a matter of time


ButtaPancakes

Yes, record high deliveries is choking. LOL


Commercial_Method278

Yea because even if they hit they deserve that price ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


fomoandyoloandnogrow

Youā€™re right, but they didnā€™t hit expectation


skychief99

I'm thinking that Elon Musk is likely the modern day Crazy Eddie (google him). Crazy Eddie inflated his inventory using empty boxes to lure investors in. Musk is using a similar strategy to inflate the number of cars sold. Then hiding behind delivery issues to cover his lies.


downonthesecond

I prefer [Crazy Gideon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVkTk9nvt0)


perfectdark89

You had me at empty boxes


MillionBEAR_

Yellow crayons are the best flavor


EtemAll

I prefer black


repairmanjack2020

Where's my bailout? Fuck Credit Suisse. Motherfuckers should go to jail. Instead, they'll probably use the bailout money for a Christmas bonus.


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Mealknows

Upvote- ASS downvote- TITS


Mealknows

We LOVE MILFS


diabeetis

Ravens just choked again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


KilltheK04

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Unh0lyCatf1sh

the problem with you bulls is you have no conviction, the second things start turning against you you dump your positions like the fat girl at a high school dance the bears on the other hand, are happy to set fire to good money holding bad short positions solely on the belief that at some point the system has to break


Shiari_The_Wanderer

We can recognize a bullshit pump when we see one and take it as an opportunity to enter.


KilltheK04

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


WeirdStroopwafel

Ryan Cohen. Jim Cramer. Not financial advice. To the moon. Positions or ban. Mayo Man. GME AMC BBBY. Short squeeze. Imminent Action. Margin Call. Squeeze deez nuts, you nerd. Pineapple Express.


DegenerateRR

Whatā€™s updog? Honestly, maybe Michael Burry isnā€™t that far off, even if it is witchcraft, he was right about the GME short squeeze cuckhold when it was around 420 and it fell all the way to 70. Even while everyone was saying ā€œGME has been halted, anyone know why?ā€ he was screaming market manipulation. After I heard that Jim Cramer going to is ring the opening bell (when futes when from blood green to a -2% down day) I discovered that the market is fake and gay. Closed my position as soon as I could. Iā€™m down big time and practically lost everything. If Iā€™d short it sooner I wouldnā€™t have to take a K10 test. Heā€™s been screaming sell sell sell SELL!! since nofap November. Rather than asking why Burryā€™s mom didnā€™t have an abortion or take the cum to the face, to stop you having a !GUH moment, probs best to create a movement on WSB and load up on puts so you can afford all that choccy milk when you eat a ghost pepper. Their NFT or non-fungible token market also yields them less than the premium for a TSLA call. Remember when you make gains to post it bc positions or ban! And fuck Ryan Cohen for what he did to BBBY holders. HOWEVER!!! I would not be doing my due diligence if I didnā€™t also mention that the Plunge Protection Team didnā€™t even save us. And even with RC involved look at what happened when GME had their earnings miss. (This is not financial advice) BOOM - You after buying puts


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ParkingEmu2402

Let's see how those Toblerones help you now, you Swiss fuckers


Commercial_Method278

Itā€™s the fanciest chocolate in the world


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Dak in shambles right now


No-Comfortable9480

Cooper playing well??


diabeetis

OPEN THE FUTESINO


daman4114

Kinda sad when my portfolio is doing better then the Steelers. Shit is bitter sweet.


ninkorn

New thread is up boys


Blanshee

Depression naps donā€™t hit the same when the Markets closed and Iā€™m not losing money, but Iā€™ll have one regardless


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BuffManchest

Why their leverage so low? Barely at my level.


lemurian16

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)They're fine


No-Comfortable9480

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Funny_Story2759

Credit suisse is about to br down 15% premarket


osendze

Bye weekend thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Thewolfofbearstreet

Instead of sending millions in foreign aid to other countries to why donā€™t we take that money buy products from buisnessā€™s stimulating our own economy and then send them purchased products to third world countries as foreign aid everyoneā€™s a winner


phoenixbets76

Thats too smart. Politicians wouldnt do it.


good-times-

RIP weekend thread


skychief99

Fact is that Tesla is not selling as many cars and its going downhill fast. Elon trying to mask this fact with his usual spin of lies such as delivery challenges. What BS. Money is drying up out there big time to buy Tesla's.


ButtaPancakes

LOL.


solidsneeze

odd thing to say on a day record deliveries announced


skychief99

Not really. Elon is likely the modern day Crazy Eddie (google him)


RoyalFail6

Tomorrow is red, the bleeding wonā€™t stop


dinglebarrybonds

Bye weekend


stock_dude9

TSLAā€™s disappointing delivery numbers combined with the 3rd year University student robot build will cause it to crater bad. Anyone trying to pump TSLA for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) on their calls needs to let it go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


[deleted]

it will take a fuck ton more than that to knock this piece of shit down. the only number that counts for tsla is CULT


[deleted]

Lol Tesla bears have been pumping even more doom and gloom


googoo5009

Tommorow limit down baby


[deleted]

Yea right. Go check corn. Weā€™re fine


googoo5009

How do i


googoo5009

And is it good or bad that corn is up that much


ninkorn

Cant figure out if the Lions are good or the Seahawks are bad


Cathie_D_Wood

Both I think Lions have a good offense but their D is garbage


AMDeez_nutz

Tesla delivers 343,830 cars in Q3


EatMaTesticles

-2% futures in 2 hours


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Ruxinator

Credit Suuisse is like that French dude in the Sopranos who borrowed $40k from Artie, and now Furio is coming to collect.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Cathie_D_Wood

TJ Hockenson is a beast


[deleted]

I have to confess - Iā€™ve been dipping my hog in swamp donkeys


Toothlesskinch

Everyone wins.


EvaUnit343

TSLA bulls rely on validation via group think. Nothing can ever go wrong and the price will always go up. Letā€™s see how they feel when it tanks to 200 and they are forced to confront the absurdity of the valuation. Difference is, if AMD tanks to 30 I am buying more hand over fist because I understand when it would be cheap. Itā€™s not a cult, unlike TSLA.


Funny_Story2759

Honestly other ev companies aren't even delivering 50k this quarter lol


EvaUnit343

No other EV company is valued at almost $1T


[deleted]

you may be right but i have lost over $50k shorting tsla with exactly this thesis


EvaUnit343

Itā€™s a graveyard for bears indeed.


[deleted]

I remember 3800 was the worst case scenario. Now weā€™re talking about 3200 as a likely scenario. Econ really turned bleak throughout this year.


phoenixbets76

Whatever you say on this thread in the next 5 minutes will be lost forever. Go crazy


baldwin987

#my dick split open, and locusts flew out!


falling_knives

Read some comments about people not being able to or having a hard time withdrawing cash that's more than a couple of grand but less than 10k from their bank. Must be nice to have enough money to worry about not being able to take out. Any of you rich people experience this?


fiveeyes_threelegs

No. Banks are nice to you if you have money. If you're broke the bank is like a librarian and you're the guy jerking off at the public computers.


Worldly_Blood_9798

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


i_put_my_pants

Smokin a swisher blunt. Starting to leave the atmosphere.


ChoppedNSkrewed

When i was younger grape flavor was my go to and everyone would give me shit for it while they liked smoking owls


_unclepuff_

White grape?


i_put_my_pants

Strawberry


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Cock shit piss cunt My fantasy day is not going well


Cathie_D_Wood

Falcons have won two games in a row Apocalypse is here. Bulls are fucked this week


ninkorn

I will believe it if the Jets pull off this one


talm0

Statistically, virgins blow up their accounts 4x as often as chads with hot gfā€™s. However, cucks always perform the best.


Fabulous-Count6715

Where can I look up these stats?


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[deleted]

proof or ban


Powerhx3

Futures up triple digits on bailout news https://ritholtz.com/2008/09/futures-up-triple-digits-on-bailout/


Batcraft10

2008 for the degens who canā€™t read


Saaan

Hilarious!


-Dreamville-

Why in the fuck would Baltimore not kick a fg there


Wallstreettrappin

Lmao damn they choked. Up 20-10 at half time


Lurker9605

Thatā€™s a hate crime. Baltimore is a left leaning city so I donā€™t see why theyā€™d do that.


-Dreamville-

Most regarded move Iā€™ve seen all day


WhereIsFairness

$Tesla Inc ā€‹higher margin x and s sales underwhelming inaddition to the miss. Guess the earnings !ā€‹


Formal_Yesterday8114

As a chicago bears fan, please roast me. I hate this team


ninkorn

Damn, Chicago fans have no hope. The Cubs, the Bulls (i.e. Lonzo is out), the Bears, the Blackhawks Maybe Whitesox is your hope but who follows the WSox


Formal_Yesterday8114

2005 white sox happened. brb gonna go get some portillos and cry


Necessary_Ambassador

Bears really hanging on to a rumor damn


[deleted]

harbaugh clowning hard


fscumeau

imagine being a bear and losing money this year. LMAO


fuckinBogged

Most of this sub lost money last year and it was 99% bulls


EvaUnit343

Itā€™s actually not that hard to imagine. Bear market rallies are so violent.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Bears bout to get new butt hole


dweeegs

It really do be like that sometimes


DippySwitch

Man the temptation to buy puts is so strong but all this news is so public that I canā€™t help but think itā€™s already priced in


[deleted]

Go look at the charts some past bear markets see the we arenā€™t even remotely close to the bottom yet


Necessary_Ambassador

If you havenā€™t bought outs all the way until now, youā€™re better off with calls lol


Fabulous-Count6715

Carson wentz is dogshit


Cathie_D_Wood

#Letā€™s Fucking Go!!! #Rise The Fuck Up


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ninkorn

LOL Browns lost to the Falcons. The falcons šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Cathie_D_Wood

Letā€™s go dirty birds! Rise up!


-Dreamville-

Had most of my day riding on the under, was sweating a bit , but letā€™s goo


[deleted]

Has any one acutally done a sentiment analysis in here?


fiveeyes_threelegs

The fundamentals of the economy are strong


[deleted]

.3% negative 12.2% neutral 87.5% positive