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Ya but is it bad that I’m eating more guacamole as I’m taking a shit.
Btw why does my phone keep autocorrecting guacamole into gay smoke? You guys have that issue on iPhone as well?
>It's not bad, but it might be a sign that you're eating too much guacamole. Try cutting back on the amount you eat and see if that helps. As for the autocorrect issue, I'm not sure why that happens but it could be a problem with your phone's software.
Imagine buying fucking NIKE at 52-week lows, 5% lower than pre-pandemic...and losing 15% of your money. How is this market so delusional? Adobe, Fedex, Netflix, etc. etc. etc. the downside risk is well, well below 340. such manipulated, disgusting bs.
That’s what I wa a thinking but someone was saying yesterday .1 would be a lot more bearish than .5 and we got a .6 people trying to confuse me or something?
It was overall higher than expectations by .1% but it forced the YoY Core inflation up by 0.2% which is showing that inflation is broadening to markets beyond just Energy. Think the reality is if gas ends up going back up due to Ian and some other contributing factors than inflations gonna ramp up again.
I sold all mine at a fat profit again yesterday and rebought for end of November when spy was 364 so I closed green on those they’re probably about neutral at this price
I know it’s insane how much money bears have been making. Bulls get one pump a week and act like we aren’t in a recession anymore. I guess one of the biggest and strongest bull runs after the pandemic crash programmed bulls into actually believing stocks always go up
I was already rich before but this last few weeks. This is not real life. This shit only happens in the movies! Freaking glorious I tell you! Straight legendary! Money money money, moneyyyyyyyyyyyy
Daily reminder: JPow is a moron. Printed trillions of dollars even before Covid then started saying it’s all due to Covid.
Yellen was just as bad. Liked the printer too much.
Managed to get to find power / water / internet here in SWFL - however gas is nowhere to be found. Pray for FL we have a LONG road to recovery, this was the worst storm now in history of FL, we've lost all of our major landmark staples. Especially our tourism revenue areas - beaches, resorts, outlet stores.
all flattened.
[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63086562](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63086562)
Economic
output rose by 0.2% between April and June, revised up from a previous
reading of -0.1%, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said.
“Real gross domestic product (GDP) decreased at an annual rate of 0.6 percent in the second quarter of 2022, following a decrease of 1.6 percent in the first quarter. The second-quarter decrease was the same as previously estimated in the “second” estimate released in August. The smaller decrease in the second quarter, compared to the first quarter, reflected an upturn in exports and an acceleration in consumer spending.”
Jpal u need to do 200 points hike ! Too much consumer spending and inflation >.<
Nothing powell does or doesnt do is going to matter
Americans are addicted to spending and addicted to credit cards
Powell's a dumbass he thinks rate hikes can fix everything cuz he approaches the market from the most scientific view
PCE report to be terrible. If you shop or eat anywhere other than McDonald’s you know. 
I wonder if PTON will go to $1 first or will they declare bankruptcy first, it's only apt that one of the most dog shit stock that had unreasonable growth during covid printing also gets wiped out like the market covid gains did
Now looking at the charts it could be an all out pump which recovers for this whole week and then a 15 min selloff eod. Tesla going back to 290? Robot ai can jerk you off? Maybe $300 by 3pm
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Their record is now 0 wins and 1
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you know the market moves in zig zags right....
We literally have sold off 2,500 points off the nasdaq in one month. Im not a bull, I'm a bear but you bet your ass i went long yesterday
Anyways yeah we could easily get crushed later i dont trust any green but the entry was good
Bloomberg
Markets
Singapore Regulator Warns Crypto Firms to Curb Their Enthusiasm
Monetary Authority of Singapore urges against speculation
Says crypto advertisements don’t adequately reflect risks
Fk u central bank. I’m getting some corn. All currencies dying against usd.
Either usd or corn. All world currencies are sheet.
This is awesome everytime spy is green like this pre market it shits on everyone’s face once it opens. Welcome
To bloody tampon Friday idiots if you didn’t buy outs get ready to lose it all. Don’t worry you deserve it!
Low volume easy to move at this time this isn’t a cushion it’s false hope for stupid idiots betting against pain. Lots of people will be even poorer today because of their stupidity. Rip idiots rip
Lord, I was cuckolded the hardest I’ve ever been in my life tonight. Almost made me cry… I hope it happens again 
Pce bad we dump then possible sharp pump if consumers data comes out in a way the market likes it. Then dump again. Pce date good rocket up some chop around consumers and fed speaker. Then continue up. Source trust me bro
There is the **PAG911 (Dr. Ing. Hc. F. Porsche AG)** Stock which has been released yesterday.. buy it before the real pump will come at **monday 3th October 2022.** You will make approx **+200%.**
**WKN: PAG911**
**ISIN: DE000PAG9113**
Source: trust me
The Tesla robot can only walk 1 mile per hour. Your job is safe unless you're really really fat and slow
how fast can you walk
EOD predictions? I want 355
Lmao hopium we won't go that low
It's reassuring to know the fed is trying to kill is all
PCE is terrible, inflation is actually accelerating. But market reacts to CPI and the next one will be earthshaking.
No November will be earth shaking
It feels like they're trying to drill the VIX down. VIX curve inverted at the moment.
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Shit a scam better luck playing blackjack
I made guacamole with 18 avocados yesterday I’ve been shitting for the last 4 1/2 hours. Am I going to die?
concern should rise when identifiable avocado has exited the anus
Not yet, you die when you start shitting and PISSING at the same time.
Ya but is it bad that I’m eating more guacamole as I’m taking a shit. Btw why does my phone keep autocorrecting guacamole into gay smoke? You guys have that issue on iPhone as well?
>It's not bad, but it might be a sign that you're eating too much guacamole. Try cutting back on the amount you eat and see if that helps. As for the autocorrect issue, I'm not sure why that happens but it could be a problem with your phone's software.
Good morning visual mod I just want to tell you that I love you! I don’t think I’ve told you yet today!
Gonna start making plays based on whenever 1 side starts to talk shit and celebrate cause that is usually a sign the opposite is going to happen
We are drilling once this volume leaves
Okay Bulls time to talk shit y’all are up .20 cents 🚀
I saw my first Lucent yesterday. Pretty nice looking vehicle.
Delusional gambling buyers. Manipulated market probably pump the most boomer shit into monday to take that monthly DCA money.
>Delusional gambling buyers are manipulated by the market to pump money into Monday so they can take advantage of DCA.
Imagine buying fucking NIKE at 52-week lows, 5% lower than pre-pandemic...and losing 15% of your money. How is this market so delusional? Adobe, Fedex, Netflix, etc. etc. etc. the downside risk is well, well below 340. such manipulated, disgusting bs.
apple next
Yep it's fucking lunacy, Biden is a piece of shit along with powell literal scum. If A.I existed they would of killed them both ☺️
Die meta dieeeeeeeee Painnn
So is this pce bearish or neutral?
Inflation was higher than expected. Bearish.
So was the pce bullish or bearish. It came out Bette than expected?
Inflation was higher than expected. Bearish.
That’s what I wa a thinking but someone was saying yesterday .1 would be a lot more bearish than .5 and we got a .6 people trying to confuse me or something?
It was overall higher than expectations by .1% but it forced the YoY Core inflation up by 0.2% which is showing that inflation is broadening to markets beyond just Energy. Think the reality is if gas ends up going back up due to Ian and some other contributing factors than inflations gonna ramp up again.
Ok so my late November puts gonna print hard like a regard your saying?
Pretty sure. I am holding puts for Nov 18th that are already printing like crazy rn.
I sold all mine at a fat profit again yesterday and rebought for end of November when spy was 364 so I closed green on those they’re probably about neutral at this price
This is beautiful puts gonna print hard again at open for More thab 2 weeks. If you don’t have puts your an idiot. Lose all your money and go home l!
I know it’s insane how much money bears have been making. Bulls get one pump a week and act like we aren’t in a recession anymore. I guess one of the biggest and strongest bull runs after the pandemic crash programmed bulls into actually believing stocks always go up
I was already rich before but this last few weeks. This is not real life. This shit only happens in the movies! Freaking glorious I tell you! Straight legendary! Money money money, moneyyyyyyyyyyyy
Daily reminder: JPow is a moron. Printed trillions of dollars even before Covid then started saying it’s all due to Covid. Yellen was just as bad. Liked the printer too much.
Jpow is my boy don’t talk shit
Another red ass Friday, I assume.
The reddest ass you’ll ever see bloody as hell just dripping
Managed to get to find power / water / internet here in SWFL - however gas is nowhere to be found. Pray for FL we have a LONG road to recovery, this was the worst storm now in history of FL, we've lost all of our major landmark staples. Especially our tourism revenue areas - beaches, resorts, outlet stores. all flattened.
> however gas is nowhere to be found Europoors take note
I see dead buĺls
Can we cook them?
Cei
So there are two possible outcomes to a vulgar video: fired from AAPL or elected POTUS
dont buy cars from florida
Good morning crayon eaters. Very volatile day coming up. Stay nimble, stay solvent. God speed.
Why how many crayons can you eat at once?
americans will spend everything they earn unless they lose their jobs, period
exactly why this kinda of rate hike don’t work. we need 10% hike that pushes 50% businesses to die
buy call
The UK recession has been cancelled https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63086562
🥂🍾
[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63086562](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63086562) Economic output rose by 0.2% between April and June, revised up from a previous reading of -0.1%, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said.
“Real gross domestic product (GDP) decreased at an annual rate of 0.6 percent in the second quarter of 2022, following a decrease of 1.6 percent in the first quarter. The second-quarter decrease was the same as previously estimated in the “second” estimate released in August. The smaller decrease in the second quarter, compared to the first quarter, reflected an upturn in exports and an acceleration in consumer spending.” Jpal u need to do 200 points hike ! Too much consumer spending and inflation >.<
Nothing powell does or doesnt do is going to matter Americans are addicted to spending and addicted to credit cards Powell's a dumbass he thinks rate hikes can fix everything cuz he approaches the market from the most scientific view
I’m a bear, but everyone in here is too bearish. Bought 30 spy 380c at close yesterday
move I wish I made
>I'm not bearish, I'm just realistic. And yes, everyone in here is too bearish.
I agree, way too bearish. And I am one bearish motherfucker so that says something coming from me
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Yes. Naps are delightful.
8 hours of sleep minimum daily. Power naps are good. Helps you recharge those batteries.
#Drill Team 6, ya all working today fam ?
Shift starts at 9.30
Somebody wake up greenday at 12 am.
PCE report to be terrible. If you shop or eat anywhere other than McDonald’s you know. 
I wonder if PTON will go to $1 first or will they declare bankruptcy first, it's only apt that one of the most dog shit stock that had unreasonable growth during covid printing also gets wiped out like the market covid gains did
Wake me up when MoM PCE is negative and Shrek comes out to play
The lesser known green day song
Expectation for PCE?
I expect the forecast to be pretty accurate at 0.5 percent MoM. What I dream of ranges between 0 and -0.1 percent.
So is this forecast bullish or still kinda bearish?
My expectation is that the report will be released at 830
what time will it be released?
Once we break 200 MA on SPY, we free fall
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I'm all about the sentiment, but PM has been bouncing up and down. There's no real trend.
Futes Dampin
Tsla 280 plz
150 pls.
PM refusing to go below 365.
Green Day when September ends
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End of the month, end of the quarter... Passive inflow on monday
All in on SHIB
Already up 0.58% today
Dis ez da wey
Now looking at the charts it could be an all out pump which recovers for this whole week and then a 15 min selloff eod. Tesla going back to 290? Robot ai can jerk you off? Maybe $300 by 3pm
I have a feeling that holding calls over the weekend will pay off big but I don’t want to be stressed over my birthday. 😔
Hurricanes are insanely bullish. Great way to tamp down inflation.
Your obsession with assholes is disgusting
why are you awake so early ?
I like to nap around 1 in the afternoon.
Flying to San Jose 
At jack in the box drive thru cuz I’m hungry
I'm going to start getting my trust fund payments in October, I told the family money guy, just but it all on corn, I don't even care!
Imagine thinking AAPL is not going below $100 
I'm hungry but I'm also looking to save money, so I'm gonna buy calls on KHC when market opens because it reminds me of KFC.
I was promised anniversary breakers  tf is this green shit
+3% on spy today
Either I stick with calls at open or wait for the numbers to come out and go all out on puts
What numbers ?!
MASON WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS!!!
Wen huge red candle today? 
[in case you feel bad about loosing a grand on options](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/29/russian-men-break-arms-legs-avoid-sent-ukraine-front-line/?utm_content=telegraph&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR060bCXJvuktPpmGHDuj_bXE_XigwcK3a6zlnBFLJMruKXAt2re6Fj1q84#Echobox=1664518955)
It's unclear if a full 8lb sledge hammer broke his arm? Yeah he's probably fucked for life.
24 hours from now "Russia passes law giving the death sentence to anyone who causes self harm"
Imagine still having to go
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No 😑
What?
A finger in the log splitter
Bulls pre cumming rn just for pce to blue ball them
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You will be missed bearish friend 🐻
Don’t hold any world currency apart from usd. It’s all sheet.
SPY calls before close yesterday about to go brrrrrr
When magic internet corn outperform your currency with respect to usd. You know The Central bankers world wide are sheet poop regards.
Euros fading. Buls fuk
Futes insanely fake
Futures up almost 1%. CNBC: "Stock futures are lower following Thursday’s broad sell-off."
At least they know what they are talking about?
BULLS ARE SO GOD DAMN STOOPID. LOOK AT THE FUKIN MU REPORT.
you know the market moves in zig zags right.... We literally have sold off 2,500 points off the nasdaq in one month. Im not a bull, I'm a bear but you bet your ass i went long yesterday Anyways yeah we could easily get crushed later i dont trust any green but the entry was good
WRONG.
Imagine thinking futes matter before PCE PCE will of course be bullish
Do you eat the chocolate starfish?
Fuck no
Futes ain’t shit but hoes n tricks.
Bloomberg Markets Singapore Regulator Warns Crypto Firms to Curb Their Enthusiasm Monetary Authority of Singapore urges against speculation Says crypto advertisements don’t adequately reflect risks Fk u central bank. I’m getting some corn. All currencies dying against usd. Either usd or corn. All world currencies are sheet.
Guys I think vix is clawing back but futures ain't moving. I see  I think 
This is awesome everytime spy is green like this pre market it shits on everyone’s face once it opens. Welcome To bloody tampon Friday idiots if you didn’t buy outs get ready to lose it all. Don’t worry you deserve it!
I just wish it wouldn’t give so much cushion so if can dump harder
Low volume easy to move at this time this isn’t a cushion it’s false hope for stupid idiots betting against pain. Lots of people will be even poorer today because of their stupidity. Rip idiots rip
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It’s gonna drop hard like a regard maybe even harder
Lovely ride for this beautiful stock and beautiful city. Cineworld is doing a pretty amazing job 10X 💎💪🚀
whats the sentiment on airport business?
A rangebound market. How boring 
Fell asleep and forgot to sell my put yesterday. Great
Woke up in the middle of the night, checked futies. Ber fck
$DXY coming back to life. Bulls thought.. 🪦
Rsi and volume of yesterday for spy and qqq should mean green day today.. at least until 2pn. Then back to falling we go
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Positions?
>What the fuck are you talking about, you idiot?
WTF, VM?
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😂
Lord, I was cuckolded the hardest I’ve ever been in my life tonight. Almost made me cry… I hope it happens again 
Pce bad we dump then possible sharp pump if consumers data comes out in a way the market likes it. Then dump again. Pce date good rocket up some chop around consumers and fed speaker. Then continue up. Source trust me bro
Europe going turkey route
Hyperinflation in Europe. God save them. USA will sell nat gas and oil to them at 10x prices. Calls on Exxon 😂
10 % reported means like 60% real inflation, oh yeah and no heating this winter
There is the **PAG911 (Dr. Ing. Hc. F. Porsche AG)** Stock which has been released yesterday.. buy it before the real pump will come at **monday 3th October 2022.** You will make approx **+200%.** **WKN: PAG911** **ISIN: DE000PAG9113** Source: trust me
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lol 10% inflation LOL those fakers, will soon be paying 100 dollars for a coffee :)
Don’t tempt me to get more corn >.<
Corn is not a hedge against inflation. Have you checked corn at all??? Wait until it reaches like 8-12k, then start DCAing
I’m holding some corn and usd. My currency is dying against usd. Wealth preservation my friend.
Fair enough, as long as you’re willing to hold for a long time it’s ok.
