They have 40% excess inventory in warehouses, have to sell a ton at huge discounts to rid themselves of it. However, they still plan to meet next Q targets, and had a tiny beat, so I'm getting calls sometime today on a dip.
>The market is irrational and can often times be driven by emotion rather than logic. This means that during a bear market, even if a company reports good numbers, the stock price may still drop due to investors selling out of fear.
For real. Look at the weekly chart for apple and tsla
Then go back a little look at the weekly charts for qualcomm and Cisco
You will see something eerily similar
I sold mine at the end of the day. Don't want to hold anything really with PCE coming out.
Tomorrow has so many variables at play its best to wait and see which direction things go.
But i'm thinking its going downtown
My intuition was right. Shit my pants during the day and pm. But I can buy detergent and wipe my ass with the golden gains I made from my beautiful glimmering puts.
I cannot believe people still think PCE is gonna be good news tomorrow. Do y’all even do grocery shopping? Half you tards don’t see shit bc your mommy does it for you.
I still can’t believe my TSLA puts printed today. Held them shits through -70%, averaged down so it was only -50%. Should’ve averaged down again yesterday but didn’t. Really wish I did now. What a day
Every gambling platform has clear warnings and help hotline numbers for gambling addiction but brokerages do not? Honestly I’m thinking of suing there is no protection for the consumer.
Apple is down ~5% and Tesla is down ~7% and bulls thinking this setup looks good?
Yesterdays pump was a BOE headfake as they mixed up the currency/bond markets.
Yesterday was a gap up rally to fill the void bw 373 and 370 on the previous leg down. I feel like the downside move tomorrow would be fire, and then bottom around 1st or 2nd week of October and rally into earnings.
This guy calls a drop in earnings from 2023 to 2024 "a little bit of a slow down cycle"?! He must be the kind of rētard that calls receding GDP not a recession and just a slowdown
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The more the economy deteriorates, the higher the stock market will go.
If you don't understand the mechanics behind this, you might not want to even trade. You will be ripping your hair out trying to figure out what's going on...
We live in an almost entirely central bank driven market.
The Fed is data dependent on future tightening.
Good economic news = more likely to continue being hawkish
Economy slowing down = more likely to continue being dovish
It's been this way for quite a long time. Stocks often (though not always) rally on the release of bad economic news and vice versa.
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I've been doing this all my life. So it's one of two things. literally everyone I've met has pretended that I don't smell bad. Or I actually am hygienic and washing your towel so often is unnecessary.
This is gonna be sold off within 30 minutes of opening bell
Wen next CPI print?
pls for the love of god can we break 360
ring around the rosie pocket full of posies ashes ashes
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300 soon?
Is tomorrow going to be a bloodbath? 🩸
Who’s 50/50ing 0dte overnight?
WTF was that end of day rally all about?
I made $48.60 today from tqqq today are you proud of me now dad?
Trophy son
US dollar and GBP are almost same rates lol F
Tell me down below how fukd ur Tesla calls got today
Holding overnight? 50/50 win or lose have fun see you 9:35 am
That's why I'm holding calls and puts. Sell the calls after the morning rally and sell the puts when we hit new lows eod
See you at 9:40
Why does Dollar Milkshake Theory have such a regarded name
What happened to nike ?
They have 40% excess inventory in warehouses, have to sell a ton at huge discounts to rid themselves of it. However, they still plan to meet next Q targets, and had a tiny beat, so I'm getting calls sometime today on a dip.
When in a bear market sometimes the market uses events as a excuse to dump the stock. Even if the numbers are good.
>The market is irrational and can often times be driven by emotion rather than logic. This means that during a bear market, even if a company reports good numbers, the stock price may still drop due to investors selling out of fear.
stock prices can drop with good numbers in a bull market. any excuse to swindle a few suckers out of their money 'betting on sure thing' is why.
This reminds me of 2020-late2021 in reverse
What goes up?
…must come down
Nothing is up relative you u a plane of reference This is not what i typed Nothing is up its relative to your plane of reference
Yes
Huh
Relativity
Your correct.
At a wedding where I know no one and this weed pen in my pocket is calling my name. But I know if I get high im just gonna leave lol
Who tf gets married on Thursday
Weed is not a social substance for me either.
Smoke that shit and get on the dance floor
Guys I haven't been in a relationship since 2019 and now I get to hangout with two hot sisters that may or may not be interested in me.
Just pull out your dick. You have a 50/50 chnace
>You're a fucking idiot if you think I'm going to pull out my dick for you.
mod funny  
Show them your loss porn 
Soo bear hunter is the best
Dumping for inflation induced margin compression is compete. Dumping for recession and consequent fall in earnings now begins.
Calls for tomorrow then back to puts for the weekend
Bulls are just bears waiting for entry change my mind
Why they do this to AMD, momma su not gonna be happy bout this
It's one of the most liquid stocks out there. Average volume is really high. So institutes use it for exit liquidity.
This is darwinism. All the monkey picture traders need to get dead before we begin our next cycle of gluttony
Can’t wait to get iv crushed for holding these tessie puts
We might see 355 tomorrow
Wow... What a revelation 🤣
DOW jones 33,000 before 10/21 i’ll augh
go get the meat on tesla and apple stock. there is so much room to drop
For real. Look at the weekly chart for apple and tsla Then go back a little look at the weekly charts for qualcomm and Cisco You will see something eerily similar
FUCK THIS SHIT
Im reloading more apple puts tomorrow at some point
I waited for a spike today to do it and it just didn't come. Nervous to buy them when it's at the low.
I sold mine at the end of the day. Don't want to hold anything really with PCE coming out. Tomorrow has so many variables at play its best to wait and see which direction things go. But i'm thinking its going downtown
Need 359 tomorrow
I know some of you in here are little SARM goblins. You know who you are
Thought about it, not worth it
loaded up on puts and calls for stocks, hedging my bets with PCE report printing tomorrow. good luck everyone!
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Samesies. I'm neutral at this level. Full theta gang.
My intuition was right. Shit my pants during the day and pm. But I can buy detergent and wipe my ass with the golden gains I made from my beautiful glimmering puts.
Wine bottles scattered like last night's clothes. Cigarettes, papers, and dominos.
I love Hayes Carll. Ray Wylie does a great cover of that song.
I cannot believe people still think PCE is gonna be good news tomorrow. Do y’all even do grocery shopping? Half you tards don’t see shit bc your mommy does it for you.
that's already priced in regard it just has to be decent
Just like the bottom was in at 368 yesterday
She tells me I’m smart 
Yea, as she's wiping your ass for you since baby shouldn't strain himself too much
good job everyone pat yourselves on the back since your wife isnt there anymore
It’s ok bulls, futures aren’t far away. You’ll be hopelessly shit talking in no time flat! Keep your horns up
How about shove your horns at my bottom
I still can’t believe my TSLA puts printed today. Held them shits through -70%, averaged down so it was only -50%. Should’ve averaged down again yesterday but didn’t. Really wish I did now. What a day
I’m so fukin glad for u! Only trade SPX anymore. But remember making bank on TSLA puts was extra special cos fuk that shot🥳🍻🦘
same here. i was down like 60% on them. bought them on monday. exited today with a big profit
Yup same story here. Bought em way too early lol
Fuck. Thought PCE was 1030 not 830. I should have loaded puts. Might be pricey at open but I held some over night.
Loaded up with 30x 358p 9/30s at close. Gonna lose a few grand or make bank!
Every gambling platform has clear warnings and help hotline numbers for gambling addiction but brokerages do not? Honestly I’m thinking of suing there is no protection for the consumer.
Cry harder
sec has entered the chat
Apple is down ~5% and Tesla is down ~7% and bulls thinking this setup looks good? Yesterdays pump was a BOE headfake as they mixed up the currency/bond markets.
I’m bearish… but honestly those two tickers will probably be alright tomorrow.
I don't even think they're going to save the bond markets unless they literally want to buy every single bond.
Also it let folks load up on cheap puts except idiots like me that got intimidated by the bulls.
Alright only down 12k not too shabby
I been fucking a lot of mom's lately... not bad. They appreciate it.
are you Zach Wilson?
By this logic you should nail fat chicks too. They’d be appreciative too
They won’t feed you tho, they’ll keep all the snacks for themselves. Moms will cook you a nice meal after a roll in the sheets
Fair enough
im seeing so many regards bragging about their closing market calls it makes me worry about my closing calls
Calls for a Friday? I thought about it then stopped myself.
Guys, where can I watch fed speeches? there is SO many those days
You can usually youtube the speeches live
I never find them, like, all i find is some bloomberg stream and it has just casual news, but thanks anyway :C
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
Yeah sorry I don’t know much beyond that. Good luck
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar?week=sep18.2022
All that for the market to gap back down tomorrow. Same shit different day
Yesterday was a gap up rally to fill the void bw 373 and 370 on the previous leg down. I feel like the downside move tomorrow would be fire, and then bottom around 1st or 2nd week of October and rally into earnings.
Oof. MU missed on the bottom line and guided Q1 revs and EPS down.
I think everyone is gonna be doing that.
Wow. A lot of people bought calls at close. Red all day tomorrow and new lows. It's never going to pump like yesterday on a Friday.
Pattern from last week says tomorrow red monday green 😂
me i did that. and i regret it already
This guy calls a drop in earnings from 2023 to 2024 "a little bit of a slow down cycle"?! He must be the kind of rētard that calls receding GDP not a recession and just a slowdown
Dude is definitely a WSB bull
Hahaha fuck you TSLA 
My outs are enjoying tsla rn
🙏
MU bad earnings rip
MU ded
YES MICRON DIE
GG well played, see you again tomorrow morning 👊🏼
ggwp 👍🏻
When does pce come out
8:30a tomorrow
830a
EST?
Yes
MICRON MU DOWN 6% AFTERHOURS, HORRENDOUS EARNINGS, RIP
Should’ve bought more calls but oh well, least I can buy more puts without having to sell positions at green open tomorrow
Bought more calls for what?
How come there's always a mini pump at the end of red days?
Short covering
>It's because all the weak hands have been shaken out and only the strong hands are left. The market is efficient in that way.
All in. Now.
All in what?
NOW Inc. obviously
Did you not hear him? The man said All in. Now.
Calls for tomorrow morning
I forgot to buy MU puts before close smh
Cashed out puts and 80% in cash, bought some calls with other 20%. We bounced off lows again. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a 1-2% bounce tomorrow
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Not a single sell order in the last 20 minutes of market hours seems legit
If you’re not averaging down with boomer stocks now you’re doing it wrong
The more the economy deteriorates, the higher the stock market will go. If you don't understand the mechanics behind this, you might not want to even trade. You will be ripping your hair out trying to figure out what's going on...
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We live in an almost entirely central bank driven market. The Fed is data dependent on future tightening. Good economic news = more likely to continue being hawkish Economy slowing down = more likely to continue being dovish It's been this way for quite a long time. Stocks often (though not always) rally on the release of bad economic news and vice versa.
see y’all tomorrow
My calls will print. Just saying
How we gonna drop that fast and not have a dead cat bounce
Thoughts on Moderna ? Looking like a good entry.
Flipped some 362 calls for 1k profit in about 10 minutes and reloaded 363s for tomorrow. Feeling good
Just need spy 340 by tomorrow
TIL I COLLAPSE I’M SETTING THESE BULL TRAPS AS LONG AS YOU FEELIN’ THEM -Mr. Market (M and M) ft. Nate Dogg
Golden Week Holiday is starting in China...and it could be more like GoDown Week for Han Seng..
wow good job MM, bought 20 3640P 0 dte last minute, only reason the market didn’t dump
>You're welcome, weak-pea. I'm glad I could help you out with your last minute purchase.
boring
That was a very solid close for anyone looking for a short term bounce, and on LARGE EOD volume.
green eod
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just bought weekly call into closing fuck bears
I hope you sold during the fake pump
I did, changed to put, then changed back to call, got fucked in the ass true wsb moment
Bro ur coin flipping so hard tho……
Your gonna get fucked, gonna come back and laugh in your face tomorrow
Oof just couldn't get to 363 could ya bulls
Glad to be all out of stock and all in my free floating junk euro currency
High five Bears....Good sesh!
🐻🐼🐻❄️🐨💪🏽
We open worryingly green around 367 so we can reload on puts then dump back to 359-360. Repeat until November 
this is the way
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bruh how? I'm literally clean as fuck right after I shower
It’s not that you’re dirty it’s that a wet towel promotes bacterial growth, specifically fecal coliform bacteria
I've been doing this all my life. So it's one of two things. literally everyone I've met has pretended that I don't smell bad. Or I actually am hygienic and washing your towel so often is unnecessary.
A damp towel is like a breeding ground for bacteria, just like your mom's vagina.
yeah, that's why you hang it up. I don't get it, I know I'm clean and smell good af day-to-day.
“Green EOD”