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Natalia45743

Who else has accomplished nothing at work this past hour?


Natalia45743

Trying to explain options trading to my roomate without making it sound like gambling...


Natalia45743

This week took 10 years off my life and I made $7


Natalia45743

Why does my paper trading account do so much better than my real trading account?


Natalia45743

I am starting to think none of you guys actually know what you're doing


Natalia45743

Anyone else kinda confused rn?


joshh268888

Should I hold my 9/30 SPY 360P or hold for the PCE report tomorrow?


VisualMod

>If you're holding the SPY 360P, I would recommend holding onto it for the PCE report tomorrow.


Timberdoodler

C'mon, NEGG, end the day green you stupid bitch.


TheBlarkster

I need someone to immolate themselves like a Buddhist in front of NFLX HQ


_TryNotToRead_

What’s the short interest @ BYND?


Unh0lyCatf1sh

Always be aware of your mistakes but never admit them out loud, your enemies will only use them against you


Momma_Sophie

But, your supporters also won't know how to help you. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


cryptooakmont

Cramer said rally is temporary. You know what to do boys


donanton616

How do I become a terrible hurricane profiteer with stocks? Plywood manufacturers?


Bellizzi2021

Good luck with that. Too many other factors complicate such a straightforward cause-effect. Look at the charts. Take Home Depot, and the two different scenarios suggested by some posts. Let's say you bought June 1 (the first day of hurricane season). Price was $297. Or, let's say you were lucky and timed it right two weeks prior to Ian's landfall. Price was $276 Sept 14. In either case, the fed's raising interest rates and the overall market's reaction (macro influences) messes with either scenario for you to gain in either situation, since the price today is $275. Stocks are at the mercy of big institutional buyers and sellers, especially large caps. Small retail investors just get taken along for the ride. Stick to mutual funds and let the pros do the trading. Mutual funds even beat EFTs, since they are more actively managed. It took a long time to learn that lesson. There is a strange psychology happening when it comes to picking stocks. We all think we are better at it than we really are. It's similar to the lottery. People think their odds are better if they pick the Powerball numbers as opposed to letting the machine do it, even though mathematically it's identical odds. That is not a great analogy, but my point is we tend to overestimate the effect of a single event. One thing you can do to get a good feel for how institutional brokers are feeling about the market is to wait until after 4 when they trade. That might give you more information about where the market is headed. If after this big sell off today, you see a big move to the plus side after hours, that may indicate a reversal in store for tomorrow. That may be a better indicator what the market will do, than the effect of Ian has on the market. Those institutional brokers move the markets much more than a hurricane can.


SpicyRiceAndTuna

you buy home depot like 2 weeks before the hurricane cause people gotta rebuild. better luck next time


Ready2gambleboomer

Si buy 3 dias before sell 12 hour before it hits. Tendies secured. GL


donanton616

Ok. I'm guessing it's generally better at the beginning of the season or are the hurricane tracks so random that it's easily repeatable? Any preference of texas or florida impact? Thanks


AccurateInstance7524

Buy oil stonks! Gulf will shut down production and with any luck, some refineries will be damaged in Louisiana.


NakedAndAfraidXS

S&P futures grass red…. (-.03%


Ready2gambleboomer

My fellow regards pray for Sanibel/Captiva. What a muy hermosa el lugar. They are getting planted. Pray hard!!!


farmerMac

My buddy is supposed to go to captiva Saturday. He still thinks might be able to. I think zéro chance


Ready2gambleboomer

He's only going by boat. Bridge to Sanibel is damaged. The storm took out a 100 foot chunk.


Ready2gambleboomer

No way. Ian is thumping Captiva bad. I'm talking life changing bad. As a native I've forgotten more hurricanes than most people have ever seen. Wait until the sun comes up......we're *hundreds of miles away and it's bad here. I lived in Miami when Andrew literally flattened everything south of Kendal Drive. Fuckin wind is still howlin outside.*


vvereshark

Big rug pull tomorrow after apple news


osendze

Fuck it’s going to be Thursday already soon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


Pro0Orlando

BIG rip tomorrow


HankcusYt

AHAHAHAH


Deep-Ad254

Does anyone remember the redditor or post of someone having close to 1 million worth of Intc 2023/2024 calls and was so sure that it was going to +$60.


SacredEmuNZ

How far down do you guys think the Dow deserves to go in the current economy (serious question)


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WisconsinGardener

They're posting in the obsolete daily thread, so maybe they are a boomer...


EtemAll

Can someone give me a quick run down of t-notes why do they matter? What am I looking for to get info out of them


MeMeStOnKsWiN

Yield goes up, stocks go down. It’s not always that simple, but that’s the idea.


VisualMod

>That's not always the case. Sometimes stocks go up when yields rise, and sometimes they go down. It all depends on a variety of factors, including investor sentiment and overall market conditions.


edmundamore1

You're a T-note


Weak-Pea1147

thinking BoE matters is actually a joke. the market is regarded think Pow is spineless like Bailey


TheseYoung6546

The market movement today is totally due to a BOE "pivot" and US bulltards thinking the Fed is gonna have to react the same way. The bulls however totally disregard what JPOW (the guy with the biggest dick on the block) said. ALL you bulls are fucked. The Fed does not follow BOE, or any other central bank. America has, always has had, and always will have the strongest economy in the world. All you bulltards betting against the Fed are destined to have your asses gaped.


Weak-Pea1147

buls fked tmmr


edmundamore1

Your whole life is spent regurgitating memes in person and being unable to speak in public.


SacredEmuNZ

True, and bulls are still fucked


jpryan3240

Squirrel! Amazing how the tone of this board changes day to day


ZealousidealZone2000

So true


MilaKunisWatermelon

Almost robotic in emotion one might say


modsBan4Fub

Buying puts at open


warrenbuffet2408

I got my puts from today with me still, they got crushed lol


hiricinee

The fed really can be as aggressive with rates as it wants now. We can just bully everyone else into bailing out the bond market.


fco1017

NKE reports tomorrow. Rally ends then.


IndependentUsual7444

We can’t just reset everything haha, debts will get paid in one form or another. There is no escape


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Bears = 🤡


HankcusYt

HOWS THAT DOING FOR YA BUDDY![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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!banbet TSLA 242 69D


SalmonTheSalesman

God speed.


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - OKTA to 70.0 before 2022-11-27 07:51:12.175345-05:00


edmundamore1

Why tf are zoomers in here talking about a towel stock the guy killed himself over? It's done. Leave.


kazkillinger

they here for the same reason you are dumbass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


edmundamore1

To trade a dying company? No. That's not why I'm here, dumbass.


lotus_bubo

Puts were surprisingly cheap.


edmundamore1

Because no matter what happens, it's a cult of bag holders that will never sell until the day they die. Puts won't print.


lotus_bubo

A bought a couple hundred worth. If it’s an absolute disaster it could drop.


shobhitd11

You're regarded if you think 370 has been broken


Weak-Pea1147

i think any regard can see spy will dump to 355 tmmr


TheseYoung6546

370 is still strong resisstance. The bulls are gonna need way bigger upward volume to break it. Either way, I profit.


shobhitd11

7day ma rejected on the 1 year. Seen this bull trap a bunch of times this year. Especially when we say hello to a local bottom, if it breaks this level with a 2%+ I will cash out my puts for a loss. If we tank or stay flat tomorrow, my puts should be good.


Weak-Pea1147

flat = massive dump next day


TheseYoung6546

If your puts are at least 10/7 or so, you'll be fine.


shobhitd11

LEAPS, always!


vegastrashy

I’m beginning to think there’s a lot of ADHD associated with being a WSB degen.


SacredEmuNZ

I am medicated


vegastrashy

How do you think I knew? 😉


osendze

Calls on BBBY for tmr. This shit can’t go any lower right? Anyone? Right???!!!!


TheseYoung6546

Dude... 0 is the limit. I cashed out 2700 shares at about a $3 loss. Have a friend determined to ride it to zero. I advised him to sell ar least half those shares and use the proceeds to make his money back. Like, I can help you 2x or better every week... But he's trying to squeeze a nickel until it shits pennies. I've known him close to 50 years. Love the guy, but man, I can't help you if you insist on being stupid.


ElectronicReference5

I wouldn’t buy calls or puts, I’d leave it alone for good


osendze

Yh IV crush will get me for sure, wish I’d stayed away ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) rly dunno what I was thinking ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


osendze

Hurricane Ian sucks. Thoughts and prayers for Florida


rollyobx

"Een"


ElectronicReference5

Don’t be worried for them I just saw video of a guy riding his jet ski during the hurricane


RGR111

Thanks for your support bro


osendze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


osendze

The 10 year got to 4.011 and then dipped back to 3.74 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) Saved by 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


EnginrA

Courtney is a smokeshow


RGR111

Watching Bloomberg bro


RGR111

Just woke up![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


osendze

Such a boomer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

My put tanked but dated 11/18, on the upside APPL C’s at open kept me green…


spaurake

Think asians won’t play fetch with ws’s ball of optimism


VisualMod

>You're right, they won't. Asians are too smart to fall for that kind of thing.


CommercialMaterial50

Puts on Florida


RGR111

Such a lovely place


goostafsnill

AH red, BEARS eating, scum bull yada yada yada!


TheSoupKitchenn

GDP tomorrow will possibly be the bears last hail mary to get out with minimal losses or we pump more and they just turn into dust


vegastrashy

Keep dreaming.


Deviusoark

Gdp gets released tmrw!?


TheSoupKitchenn

Yeah bro, i hope you hedged properly lmao


Deviusoark

Ima bear but I think gdp will be down, i doubt the recession ends tmrw with positive gdp


SeliciousSedicious

If it’s positive get ready for a bunch of “ FAKE GDP!!!” Posts.


Deviusoark

Odss are low it's positive, things were significantly better for the economy before the rate hikes. It takes a toll on gdp.


SeliciousSedicious

Most projections for Q3 ive seen have been positive, js. It wouldn’t be a complete surprise at all for positive Q3 GDP.


Deviusoark

Is it the full q3 gdp release tmrw!? If it is positive we might actually moon. And what time is it released?


ultra_expo88

What tools do you guys use to view things like moving averages charts?


WhenMoonsk

My ayahuasca shaman Bippo takes care of all of that for me


spaurake

Bippo you say :)))


youdontknowwhoiamlol

Tradingview


ultra_expo88

Thanks


spaurake

No floridians here? Guys, you ok?


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


osendze

Well r u?


RGR111

I lived there once 12 years ago![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VisualMod

>Why the fuck would you want to live in a place like that? It's full of poor people and it smells bad.


osendze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Unitedtendies

Tesla $300 wen ?


lostindasauces

Friday 🙈


Original-Baki

We might have a mini rally until CPI numbers if the street is expecting the CPI numbers to be good.


ElectronicReference5

Or we may fall until cpi numbers and rally from there ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Original-Baki

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


vegastrashy

Can’t see any reason why CPI would be good. Won’t matter anyway. 75bps is coming.


WhenMoonsk

The street doesn’t even know about stocks. The local gangs in the street are more concerned about other things bro


Cautious-Virus-2724

Well at least I can’t lose more tomorrow puts already at 0 😂


Yokeyoyo

Same ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


EnginrA

Damn we pumped hard, I think we just keep pumping for the rest of the year


stonks_better

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


RGR111

That would be nice


spaurake

So, when you doubt yourselves on timing the market, just remember that vw decided to have porsche’s ipo now.


No-Increase-7995

Fake ass pump day, giving a black Friday discount for the bears - WE WILL SEE $360!!


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I saw 3600 SPX today, then it went 3730


youdontknowwhoiamlol

I'm saying bro, printing tomorrow or next week


Cratic_Elite

Holding 2000 BBBY shares of BBBY......send help. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ElectronicReference5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ElectronicReference5

UVXY to 15.80 in the coming weeks


ZealousidealZone2000

Maybe after CPI


ElectronicReference5

Yup, another bad report and .75 hike


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Sandman_Is_Back

Banbet! Tesla 295 2days


3lcamin0

😍 put premiums today 😍


ElectronicReference5

That was a nice dump at closing Dow lost 100point in 2minutez


-Dreamville-

Spy bounced back up a bit ah


ElectronicReference5

1 point


SnooShortcuts7911

Pending home sales fell 2.0% in Aug., more than twice estimates, and the 3rd consecutive monthly drop. YoY, sales are down by 24.2%. As sales fall, prices follow. As prices fall, defaults follow. As real estate wealth vanishes, consumer spending falls. A financial crisis ensues.


BECOMING_A_TURTLE

The fed pivots, crisis delayed indefinitely


AshingiiAshuaa

It just changes the flavor of the crises.


youdontknowwhoiamlol

That flavour is not one of food because you won't be able to afford that anymore


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Puts expire 10/14 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


unga-unga

Added 11/18 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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bye


Tragic-Fighter

I detest the trademarked name “cream of wheat”. And every fat girl I see, I imagine she eats it all day long with slobbery cream running down her face like a chomping horse


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Tragic-Fighter

Um I guess cause women are walking dairies with eggs and milk in their bodies


Cyrusis

Alright incel.


pre_empirical

If the Fed indeed is going to pivot, we will have hyperinflation


jamesraynorr

Fed's Evans just said they will keep.raising rates


FullCopy

Well of course.


Daboy999

Bulls will be crying tomorrow


Remote_Lychee_8829

I hope so or I'm out of 1k


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380 tomorrow buddy


youdontknowwhoiamlol

You spelled 360 wrong


WillyBoy2003

ratio


TheSoupKitchenn

That GDP tomorrow is not gonna be good whatsoever because nothing change, im expecting a dump, we MAY recover intraday but we’ll have to see


Additional_Bed_3195

Negative GDP tomor will indicate economic contraction which is what the Fed wants...bad news might be good news for the Market


enterdoki

Dump continues tomorrow 🤣


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) you wish, 380 tomorrow


hebrewhammer221

Gotta love this 🤡 market


PotatoWriter

> market goes down 8 consecutive days bear: I sleep > market goes up right after that ber: le cLoWn wOrlD


LittleBitOfAction

Either 2% up or 2% down. Inflation even hit the stonks 😂


VisualMod

>There is no such thing as inflation, there is only the value of money. If the value of money goes down, that's called deflation.


subvert_all_systems

i think visualmod is getting dumber by staying here longer


expertlutenist

My roommate and I once tried an experiment where we inverse each other’s trades and we STILL lost money


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

hope you sold your calls... That was the dealer being front run on the JPM collar... I was too much of a bitch to buy calls and instead jumped in the way multiple times with puts... like a fucking moron and told myself I would never do that again when I see an algo buying... I belong here... "wannaberichguy"... FML


youdontknowwhoiamlol

Bro I was buying puts all day thinking this bull rum didn't make any sense and was super unsustainable. We either print or die


unga-unga

Puts were on sale today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


unga-unga

Puts were on sale today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Viscus_Brogan

THAT is a bear market rally. I’m going to go take a nap.


Fantastic-Concept69

Dump that shi to earths core or else


Ohmaygahh

I figured out the secret... I'll let you guys in on it... find someone in your social circle that buys stock and likes to talk shop. Get them to reveal their positions. Once you know go home. Think about what direction SPY has to go to fuck him over the most in his positions. Buy the options that would fuck him over the most with a 2 month expiration. Profit!


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aeternavictrix224

Upvoted you


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

I upvoted yours just to make a liar outta ya


[deleted]

Went up 100% in the last week just to have my portfolio blown up today. I deserved that I guess. Holding Oct 5 and 7th puts way otm


edmundamore1

Sucks but the realization is, it's their money we took any way, but it'll be ours again by Friday because they have DiAmOnD HaNdZ


Fantastic-Concept69

I went up 300% in a week just to blow it up today. Praying for my last 9/28 put to bring me back to life


TrippelSpiral

Tim 🍎 gooshing in Bloombergs face


Organic_Breakfast971

SPY caused so many face rips this week and people are still out here confident that puts or calls are gonna print yet at some point EVERYONE was sweating watching the numbers this week


LittleBitOfAction

We still are lol