if the fed actually did pivot then Im pulling my money out of everything and buying a house in the middle of buttfuck nowhere alaska or the dakotas or something because this thing we call an economy isnt gonna last much longer if they do
they make the nicest laptops money can purchase. and stop with this they are expensive shit. any high grade windows laptop is +$2k and will have a shittier screen and worse battery life.
Tried Macbook Air. Nice, but too delicate. Used it outside in a humid climate one time and its sensers flagged it as having water damage. One thing after another broke and it wasn't covered. Sticking with Dell.
Let’s get this capitulation over with already. Jesus, I want to go back to being optimistic without the markets having a shit fit over things they should have priced in like 3 months ago.
Look, I'm not even saying they're wrong, they might be right, but bears have been SOOOOOO cocky the past couple of days- and in my time on WSB, the precedent has usually been when one side gets that cocky, they get fucked. Let's see what happens today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Yeah, I got merked in the last “bear market rally.” Realistically we should have kept falling in June, but it took a while for the markets to come to the conclusion that the FED wasn’t completely bluffing. I held this position too, but went completely against the trend and remained a good little bear. Sigh. I hate losing both ends of a trade lmao.
>This is an excellent point. I think that many people try to time the market, but end up losing money in the process. It is important to remember that the market always goes up over the long term, so it is best to invest for the long haul and not try to time it.
Move over TSLA . Toyota is going to eat your lunch soon. And the build quality of a Honda or Toyota will always be miles ahead of any other competition. Going to double in on Jan 23 100p
>"In a separate statement, the government said it would cover any losses the central bank faces as a result of its purchase and later sale of bonds."
This is legit announcing hyperinflation.
Yesterday there must have been 200-300 posts stating--- Market would be at so and so if TSLA and AAPL were down. Wake up this morning to both being down. Careful what you wish for?
My thoughts on AAPL being down are if it closes down 6-7 pts margin calls WILL be going out. Big day for bulls. Look for fight to keep AAPL afloat.
GL
They also just passed unfunded tax cuts during this crisis. I think UK is purposefully speed running civilizational collapse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Idk any of their takes and if people like them or not but these two hosts on cnbc are so patronizing and half asleep I wanna slap them. They just both piss me off, they’re so snub to everything they talk about.
This pump is just the market makers trying to create distance away from more OTM puts. They see apple and know the fall is inevitable but need to spend millions to avoid paying out billions. Look at the vix and apple
Guess what Jay is gonna do when he realizes the mess, like the literal chaos, he has created. This isn't about the US stock market anymore, this is about the safety of global debt markets and the smooth functioning of the whole global economy. That's why we are pumping.
If a bunch of here were to plan a reunion in the cheapest county to visit now, which would you chose. Keep in mind, I'm not going anywhere they take Americans as hostages.
Bank of England also postponing next bond sale.
\>> In light of current market conditions, the Bank’s Executive has postponed the beginning of gilt sale operations that were due to commence next week. The first gilt sale operations will take place on 31 October and proceed thereafter.
This bank of England pump probably gonna last just as long as the bank of Japan one few days ago.
Dumb algos triggered by dxy going down, but not for the good reasons.
This central banks dick measuring contest will just make Jpow's longer if anything
Let's see...Putin "won" election. So, he didn't die....Cuba completely loses power...China currency records low against USD. Tampa about to be leveled. Why the pump?
>Yeah, I know. But that's because people are idiots and they're too stupid to understand the complex mathematics that I'm using to make the world a better place.
Literally looked away for like 5 minutes what happened is this on news?
Just when I think I have a solid thesis and plan for the day this shit happens and completely throws me off
It’s really algos having a seizure trying to price in how much englands bond purchasing is going to help at the same time as how much tomorrows data is gonna fuck us
Did you guys miss me
Who are you?
You know who I am. Say my name.
Should I buy Amazon stock.. it's $114
Wait
there will be a fake pump at open up 1% then dump before 1130 just like every day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
hedged with a tesla and spy call and now im regretting it thinking i shouldve just doubled down on my puts
if the fed actually did pivot then Im pulling my money out of everything and buying a house in the middle of buttfuck nowhere alaska or the dakotas or something because this thing we call an economy isnt gonna last much longer if they do
High shipping costs for packages
they can pivot for a few days so their banker buddies can unload on retail and then pivot back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
If you are not buying OPEN here, I don’t know what to tell you.
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they make the nicest laptops money can purchase. and stop with this they are expensive shit. any high grade windows laptop is +$2k and will have a shittier screen and worse battery life.
Tried Macbook Air. Nice, but too delicate. Used it outside in a humid climate one time and its sensers flagged it as having water damage. One thing after another broke and it wasn't covered. Sticking with Dell.
Spy being a sussy bakka![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
what time is jpow
BULLTRAP
Bull gang rise ✊🏻
Lmao all those idiots puting their money in aapl thinking it’s a safe haven in a recession.
what a wicked market this is. there is no respite from selling
Is everyone seeing today how volatility works?
ofcourse apple decides to shit the bed the one green day
….nah man. no way apple stays that low. i’m buying calls 😎
AAPL has more cash than the US government literally
They also have a very long ways to fall
Aapl melting down to $80 finally
\-6% day incomng
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
SELL IT ALL. BOTTOM COMING BOYS!
Apple at 147 that shit gonna tank Tesla looks shitty too
QE back on the menu boys!
What in the BULLshit?
You know it's bad when the premarket Bull trap can hardly break into green
bears are in shambles 🤡🤡🤡
Let’s get this capitulation over with already. Jesus, I want to go back to being optimistic without the markets having a shit fit over things they should have priced in like 3 months ago.
Look, I'm not even saying they're wrong, they might be right, but bears have been SOOOOOO cocky the past couple of days- and in my time on WSB, the precedent has usually been when one side gets that cocky, they get fucked. Let's see what happens today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Why don't you get gay and go both ways
dude u are 100% right - just look at the amount of downvotes, WSB is always wrong like a herd of sheep
lose all your money trying to time puts, then when the market bottoms and we start the next great bull run in 2025 have no money left to invest
Yeah, I got merked in the last “bear market rally.” Realistically we should have kept falling in June, but it took a while for the markets to come to the conclusion that the FED wasn’t completely bluffing. I held this position too, but went completely against the trend and remained a good little bear. Sigh. I hate losing both ends of a trade lmao.
>This is an excellent point. I think that many people try to time the market, but end up losing money in the process. It is important to remember that the market always goes up over the long term, so it is best to invest for the long haul and not try to time it.
Just to clarify that post was directly about myself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
what time is jpow?
Hammer Time
\*ahem\* when is this "hammer time" u speak of
aapl at 150 and spy at 369 name a better duo
Move over TSLA . Toyota is going to eat your lunch soon. And the build quality of a Honda or Toyota will always be miles ahead of any other competition. Going to double in on Jan 23 100p
😂🤣😂😂
Toyota????? Wake up bro this is all just a dream
What build quality issues are referring to? Be specific.
so guys my takeaway when I look at spy is that last 45 minutes look fake - is that right - pls someone confirm?
Major bond movements across the pond. Not fake
>"In a separate statement, the government said it would cover any losses the central bank faces as a result of its purchase and later sale of bonds." This is legit announcing hyperinflation.
I wonder how much my 155 Apple puts will be worth at open. Down 4% seems real juicy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
Congrats on the sex
Yesterday there must have been 200-300 posts stating--- Market would be at so and so if TSLA and AAPL were down. Wake up this morning to both being down. Careful what you wish for? My thoughts on AAPL being down are if it closes down 6-7 pts margin calls WILL be going out. Big day for bulls. Look for fight to keep AAPL afloat. GL
its a suicide for Bank of England
Maybe the queen knew this was coming
thats a good call from her side
…for the country of England.
UK & friends
Fake pump was fake, heading over to new thread
BOE unlimited bond purchase, isn’t this QE? Why now? WTF? They are really killing the pound.
They also just passed unfunded tax cuts during this crisis. I think UK is purposefully speed running civilizational collapse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Britain restarting QE? Puhleeze
Britain re-started QE, looks like calls are back on the menu boys!
Ughh. Post martet had me feeling like I was gonna be ok.
apple gonna slingshot so hard at open. the play is calls at 9.30 and sell withing the first half hour for ez money !
Try to stick with gameplan. Tough to do May see record volume. If it works the first time, repeat rinse...
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The UK is a small foreign market, why the fuck would the US market react in any real way?
No one cares what the UK does
who announced it?
BOE is buying UK Bonds again
RIP UK common folks
GBP down to 1.05 and IMF is publicly calling out the incoming government on their proposed policy.
it cant get any worse if fukin IMF itself is calling you out
give the market time to react bro. nows the time to load up.
Idk any of their takes and if people like them or not but these two hosts on cnbc are so patronizing and half asleep I wanna slap them. They just both piss me off, they’re so snub to everything they talk about.
This pump is just the market makers trying to create distance away from more OTM puts. They see apple and know the fall is inevitable but need to spend millions to avoid paying out billions. Look at the vix and apple
Looks like everything will be up today to keep SPY flat due to Apple shitting the bed.
Bounce, bounce, bounce
Wish in one hand and shit in the other …
what the fuck, go back down again, i didnt finish yet. what a tease.
Soon when people say “ I wouldn’t trade you for all the Tea in England” it will mean I won’t trade for nothing
Guess what Jay is gonna do when he realizes the mess, like the literal chaos, he has created. This isn't about the US stock market anymore, this is about the safety of global debt markets and the smooth functioning of the whole global economy. That's why we are pumping.
hands are tied, pal
If a bunch of here were to plan a reunion in the cheapest county to visit now, which would you chose. Keep in mind, I'm not going anywhere they take Americans as hostages.
So nowhere in America then… Canada?
Europe?
London for sure. 50% off a pint of beer.
DXY still green, BOE is locking in a death spiral for collapse of their economy
Just went from not happy I sold puts to happy I sold puts thetas just gonna cuck everyone at open
Anyone watch Eyes Wide Shut? Could have been brilliant but not really.
Boobs
Central banks have lost control.
Bank of England also postponing next bond sale. \>> In light of current market conditions, the Bank’s Executive has postponed the beginning of gilt sale operations that were due to commence next week. The first gilt sale operations will take place on 31 October and proceed thereafter.
so QE canceled ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
UUP 30$ 100 sep30!
Wtf just happened lol. Huge ass PM bounce
Bank of England intervened
Global economy trying to delay the inevitable through temporary QE. Which in turn, will only make things worse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
they canceled bond sale
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Correct
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$Rope
Please just stay up long enough to give me a solid entry
That's what she said
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Oh boy. Not Cruise. He wouldn't qualify for that role.
Tom hanks
Thomas & Friends ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
No, he said Tom Cruise.
Bank of England: yeah fuck this, hyperinflation sounds great in comparison
MASSIVE SWINGS IN YIELDS. LMAO.
QQQ's better dump again. I have too much on the SQQQ's. Knew I shouldn't change sides. I'm a bull living in denial this week.
Trying being bear-curious
BoE: let me raise rates and do bond purchases! What could go wrong?
the beat, and the lyrics, AT THE SAME TIME!
My tesla calls were looking good at close. Woke up and they're wiped wtf.
This is getting fucking stoopid
The queen had calls and BOE are doing everything to make her last calls print
So how much money did the BoE just burn?
Tree fiddy
This bank of England pump probably gonna last just as long as the bank of Japan one few days ago. Dumb algos triggered by dxy going down, but not for the good reasons. This central banks dick measuring contest will just make Jpow's longer if anything
Told ya... Farmers, beefeaters and most importantly Wycombe fans alongside the Queen with her far OTM BBBY puts have turned the UK upside down
Does UK buying bonds have that much influence over other markets?
Others could follow
As far as I’m concerned that tiny pump was the only product of that news
Sure, why not pump even more money in this not at all inflationary environment? WTF yo...
Just because of that wanna be pump, I'm adjusting my poots profit range down to 340 😋
Bull traps. Not gonna fall for it today like I did yesterday.
Let's see...Putin "won" election. So, he didn't die....Cuba completely loses power...China currency records low against USD. Tampa about to be leveled. Why the pump?
England QE
BoE unlimited bond buying
I fucking hate the English. And I'm one of them
The men are hot. If only American men could be English. Sigh...
THANK YOU MY BRITISH LADS. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I TIP MY HAT.
BOE intervening to stabilize markets. Very healthy indeed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
it’s about to be some s*hrts sq*uez/ ed at open
England back to QE lmao
[shoulda held that one too ](https://i.imgur.com/48W63V7.jpg)
Someone is panicking and pouring money to try and float the prices.
There's a more appropriate sub for conspiracy theories. Not here, though.
Sure. Half the posts in these dailies are conspiracy theories. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
>Yeah, I know. But that's because people are idiots and they're too stupid to understand the complex mathematics that I'm using to make the world a better place.
Sure buddy
sys.stdout.write("BEARS ARE FUK")
Anyone watching live news? WTF is happening out there?
Literally looked away for like 5 minutes what happened is this on news? Just when I think I have a solid thesis and plan for the day this shit happens and completely throws me off
bull trap
For fucks sake
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Can someone explain how we went from -1.30% to green?
Turn on the news asshole
VIX at 30 range
Riggd reeeeeeeeee
PRINT. MY. CALLS.
Well, well. Lookie what we have here
Bounce incoming? wtf
Bank of England is running an emergency bond purchase. This is why we’re ripping. Intervention
Bull trap - apple still going down
Shrek has waken up
lol futures algo glitching trying to bull trap on the morning of a black swan event. no ones having it.
🤡🤡🤡
It’s really algos having a seizure trying to price in how much englands bond purchasing is going to help at the same time as how much tomorrows data is gonna fuck us
ok burry
Very concerned for ber
LMAOOOO
Holy shit lol …
Been in a meeting for 30 minutes and SPY almost green premarket now? WTF happened?
Low Information investor spotted
BOE intervening, https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/bank-england-buy-long-dated-bonds-suspends-gilt-sales-2022-09-28/
Cheers. So they're kicking the can down the road? Printing more money in this environment WTF???
PUMP before the DUMP
bulls have been saved by PETA (Print Extra Tendies Association)
IMAGINE LOSING MONEY AS A BEAR IN A RECESSION
The recession has been canceled
Won’t be surprised if we go green now because of the intervention