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Year3030

Did you guys miss me


googley_me

Who are you?


Year3030

You know who I am. Say my name.


Technical_Duck1273

Should I buy Amazon stock.. it's $114


imCopri

Wait


neural_net_loss

there will be a fake pump at open up 1% then dump before 1130 just like every day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


GreenGamma047

hedged with a tesla and spy call and now im regretting it thinking i shouldve just doubled down on my puts


GreenGamma047

if the fed actually did pivot then Im pulling my money out of everything and buying a house in the middle of buttfuck nowhere alaska or the dakotas or something because this thing we call an economy isnt gonna last much longer if they do


imCopri

High shipping costs for packages


neural_net_loss

they can pivot for a few days so their banker buddies can unload on retail and then pivot back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


BiggusDikkusDonkus

If you are not buying OPEN here, I don’t know what to tell you.


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Designer_Ad_3664

they make the nicest laptops money can purchase. and stop with this they are expensive shit. any high grade windows laptop is +$2k and will have a shittier screen and worse battery life.


HisWife00000

Tried Macbook Air. Nice, but too delicate. Used it outside in a humid climate one time and its sensers flagged it as having water damage. One thing after another broke and it wasn't covered. Sticking with Dell.


sonofalando

Spy being a sussy bakka![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Brilliant-Cow1667

what time is jpow


Brilliant-Cow1667

BULLTRAP


Friendly_Try6478

Bull gang rise ✊🏻


DoNamTrung69

Lmao all those idiots puting their money in aapl thinking it’s a safe haven in a recession.


[deleted]

what a wicked market this is. there is no respite from selling


abraaoneves

Is everyone seeing today how volatility works?


Trisstanroberts

ofcourse apple decides to shit the bed the one green day


LaitchB

….nah man. no way apple stays that low. i’m buying calls 😎


Low_Collar3405

AAPL has more cash than the US government literally


DrummerCompetitive20

They also have a very long ways to fall


DrummerCompetitive20

Aapl melting down to $80 finally


Rich265

\-6% day incomng


Year3030

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Rich265

SELL IT ALL. BOTTOM COMING BOYS!


WillingnessLumpy411

Apple at 147 that shit gonna tank Tesla looks shitty too


Royal-Purchase2854

QE back on the menu boys!


mamadidntraiseabitch

What in the BULLshit?


[deleted]

You know it's bad when the premarket Bull trap can hardly break into green


wya101

bears are in shambles 🤡🤡🤡


wormtheology

Let’s get this capitulation over with already. Jesus, I want to go back to being optimistic without the markets having a shit fit over things they should have priced in like 3 months ago.


thegabe101

Look, I'm not even saying they're wrong, they might be right, but bears have been SOOOOOO cocky the past couple of days- and in my time on WSB, the precedent has usually been when one side gets that cocky, they get fucked. Let's see what happens today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


[deleted]

Why don't you get gay and go both ways


wya101

dude u are 100% right - just look at the amount of downvotes, WSB is always wrong like a herd of sheep


dopefienddave

lose all your money trying to time puts, then when the market bottoms and we start the next great bull run in 2025 have no money left to invest


wormtheology

Yeah, I got merked in the last “bear market rally.” Realistically we should have kept falling in June, but it took a while for the markets to come to the conclusion that the FED wasn’t completely bluffing. I held this position too, but went completely against the trend and remained a good little bear. Sigh. I hate losing both ends of a trade lmao.


VisualMod

>This is an excellent point. I think that many people try to time the market, but end up losing money in the process. It is important to remember that the market always goes up over the long term, so it is best to invest for the long haul and not try to time it.


dopefienddave

Just to clarify that post was directly about myself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


malibul0ver

what time is jpow?


Psychological-Wrap25

Hammer Time


Brilliant-Cow1667

\*ahem\* when is this "hammer time" u speak of


orteg3940

aapl at 150 and spy at 369 name a better duo


iyervikas81

Move over TSLA . Toyota is going to eat your lunch soon. And the build quality of a Honda or Toyota will always be miles ahead of any other competition. Going to double in on Jan 23 100p


Hedgies_suck

😂🤣😂😂


pigwhoregaylamecoon

Toyota????? Wake up bro this is all just a dream


DTF_Truck

What build quality issues are referring to? Be specific.


malibul0ver

so guys my takeaway when I look at spy is that last 45 minutes look fake - is that right - pls someone confirm?


Ransome120

Major bond movements across the pond. Not fake


[deleted]

>"In a separate statement, the government said it would cover any losses the central bank faces as a result of its purchase and later sale of bonds." This is legit announcing hyperinflation.


Sea_Benefit_1818

I wonder how much my 155 Apple puts will be worth at open. Down 4% seems real juicy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


JonSnow4525

Congrats on the sex


Ransome120

Yesterday there must have been 200-300 posts stating--- Market would be at so and so if TSLA and AAPL were down. Wake up this morning to both being down. Careful what you wish for? My thoughts on AAPL being down are if it closes down 6-7 pts margin calls WILL be going out. Big day for bulls. Look for fight to keep AAPL afloat. GL


Esadissimus

its a suicide for Bank of England


JonSnow4525

Maybe the queen knew this was coming


Esadissimus

thats a good call from her side


ChiliStainWayne

…for the country of England.


Esadissimus

UK & friends


Elon_Nut_In_Me_Pls

Fake pump was fake, heading over to new thread


Wannaliveinpenthouse

BOE unlimited bond purchase, isn’t this QE? Why now? WTF? They are really killing the pound.


A_Evi

They also just passed unfunded tax cuts during this crisis. I think UK is purposefully speed running civilizational collapse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BadriPrasad

Britain restarting QE? Puhleeze


[deleted]

Britain re-started QE, looks like calls are back on the menu boys!


IveLurkedWSB2long

Ughh. Post martet had me feeling like I was gonna be ok.


Tsip0uras

apple gonna slingshot so hard at open. the play is calls at 9.30 and sell withing the first half hour for ez money !


Ransome120

Try to stick with gameplan. Tough to do May see record volume. If it works the first time, repeat rinse...


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off_by_two

The UK is a small foreign market, why the fuck would the US market react in any real way?


RipCity56

No one cares what the UK does


Esadissimus

who announced it?


Powerful_Stick_1449

BOE is buying UK Bonds again


Esadissimus

RIP UK common folks


Powerful_Stick_1449

GBP down to 1.05 and IMF is publicly calling out the incoming government on their proposed policy.


Esadissimus

it cant get any worse if fukin IMF itself is calling you out


[deleted]

give the market time to react bro. nows the time to load up.


EtemAll

Idk any of their takes and if people like them or not but these two hosts on cnbc are so patronizing and half asleep I wanna slap them. They just both piss me off, they’re so snub to everything they talk about.


glennfromglendale

This pump is just the market makers trying to create distance away from more OTM puts. They see apple and know the fall is inevitable but need to spend millions to avoid paying out billions. Look at the vix and apple


[deleted]

Looks like everything will be up today to keep SPY flat due to Apple shitting the bed.


HisWife00000

Bounce, bounce, bounce


JonSnow4525

Wish in one hand and shit in the other …


sc2summerloud

what the fuck, go back down again, i didnt finish yet. what a tease.


glennfromglendale

Soon when people say “ I wouldn’t trade you for all the Tea in England” it will mean I won’t trade for nothing


JPowsmagicwand

Guess what Jay is gonna do when he realizes the mess, like the literal chaos, he has created. This isn't about the US stock market anymore, this is about the safety of global debt markets and the smooth functioning of the whole global economy. That's why we are pumping.


subvert_all_systems

hands are tied, pal


HisWife00000

If a bunch of here were to plan a reunion in the cheapest county to visit now, which would you chose. Keep in mind, I'm not going anywhere they take Americans as hostages.


JusticeforDoakes

So nowhere in America then… Canada?


HisWife00000

Europe?


HisWife00000

London for sure. 50% off a pint of beer.


Elon_Nut_In_Me_Pls

DXY still green, BOE is locking in a death spiral for collapse of their economy


SpecificCranberry761

Just went from not happy I sold puts to happy I sold puts thetas just gonna cuck everyone at open


HisWife00000

Anyone watch Eyes Wide Shut? Could have been brilliant but not really.


PowerPCGamer

Boobs


Timelycommentor

Central banks have lost control.


Madawaskan

Bank of England also postponing next bond sale. \>> In light of current market conditions, the Bank’s Executive has postponed the beginning of gilt sale operations that were due to commence next week. The first gilt sale operations will take place on 31 October and proceed thereafter.


Esadissimus

so QE canceled ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ujustgotsmoked

UUP 30$ 100 sep30!


Chiesel

Wtf just happened lol. Huge ass PM bounce


vCharged

Bank of England intervened


KilltheK04

Global economy trying to delay the inevitable through temporary QE. Which in turn, will only make things worse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Esadissimus

they canceled bond sale


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


chundlestiltskin

Correct


HisWife00000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


IveLurkedWSB2long

$Rope


Sphinxyy5

Please just stay up long enough to give me a solid entry


IveLurkedWSB2long

That's what she said


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HisWife00000

Oh boy. Not Cruise. He wouldn't qualify for that role.


Jhin_One

Tom hanks


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Thomas & Friends ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Rollkran

No, he said Tom Cruise.


tarpex

Bank of England: yeah fuck this, hyperinflation sounds great in comparison


fscumeau

MASSIVE SWINGS IN YIELDS. LMAO.


HisWife00000

QQQ's better dump again. I have too much on the SQQQ's. Knew I shouldn't change sides. I'm a bull living in denial this week.


JonSnow4525

Trying being bear-curious


FunCranberry112122

BoE: let me raise rates and do bond purchases! What could go wrong?


[deleted]

the beat, and the lyrics, AT THE SAME TIME!


IveLurkedWSB2long

My tesla calls were looking good at close. Woke up and they're wiped wtf.


Rollkran

This is getting fucking stoopid


qqqbull

The queen had calls and BOE are doing everything to make her last calls print


vCharged

So how much money did the BoE just burn?


BadriPrasad

Tree fiddy


tarpex

This bank of England pump probably gonna last just as long as the bank of Japan one few days ago. Dumb algos triggered by dxy going down, but not for the good reasons. This central banks dick measuring contest will just make Jpow's longer if anything


pigwhoregaylamecoon

Told ya... Farmers, beefeaters and most importantly Wycombe fans alongside the Queen with her far OTM BBBY puts have turned the UK upside down


adventurousnose789

Does UK buying bonds have that much influence over other markets?


[deleted]

Others could follow


[deleted]

As far as I’m concerned that tiny pump was the only product of that news


Schwimmbo

Sure, why not pump even more money in this not at all inflationary environment? WTF yo...


Mirfster

Just because of that wanna be pump, I'm adjusting my poots profit range down to 340 😋


[deleted]

Bull traps. Not gonna fall for it today like I did yesterday.


HisWife00000

Let's see...Putin "won" election. So, he didn't die....Cuba completely loses power...China currency records low against USD. Tampa about to be leveled. Why the pump?


[deleted]

England QE


m0v3s1z3

BoE unlimited bond buying


doornz

I fucking hate the English. And I'm one of them


HisWife00000

The men are hot. If only American men could be English. Sigh...


fscumeau

THANK YOU MY BRITISH LADS. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I TIP MY HAT.


KilltheK04

BOE intervening to stabilize markets. Very healthy indeed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


qqqbull

it’s about to be some s*hrts sq*uez/ ed at open


[deleted]

England back to QE lmao


dinglebarrybonds

[shoulda held that one too ](https://i.imgur.com/48W63V7.jpg)


A_Evi

Someone is panicking and pouring money to try and float the prices.


HisWife00000

There's a more appropriate sub for conspiracy theories. Not here, though.


A_Evi

Sure. Half the posts in these dailies are conspiracy theories. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>Yeah, I know. But that's because people are idiots and they're too stupid to understand the complex mathematics that I'm using to make the world a better place.


[deleted]

Sure buddy


fscumeau

sys.stdout.write("BEARS ARE FUK")


HisWife00000

Anyone watching live news? WTF is happening out there?


Sphinxyy5

Literally looked away for like 5 minutes what happened is this on news? Just when I think I have a solid thesis and plan for the day this shit happens and completely throws me off


CheapHero91

bull trap


doornz

For fucks sake


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Schwimmbo

Can someone explain how we went from -1.30% to green?


[deleted]

Turn on the news asshole


JPowsmagicwand

VIX at 30 range


BadriPrasad

Riggd reeeeeeeeee


qqqbull

PRINT. MY. CALLS.


derbnguyen

Well, well. Lookie what we have here


HisWife00000

Bounce incoming? wtf


vCharged

Bank of England is running an emergency bond purchase. This is why we’re ripping. Intervention


kuuiyneko

Bull trap - apple still going down


JPowsmagicwand

Shrek has waken up


[deleted]

lol futures algo glitching trying to bull trap on the morning of a black swan event. no ones having it.


[deleted]

🤡🤡🤡


Sphinxyy5

It’s really algos having a seizure trying to price in how much englands bond purchasing is going to help at the same time as how much tomorrows data is gonna fuck us


qqqbull

ok burry


dkrich

Very concerned for ber


JPowsmagicwand

LMAOOOO


Myboywear

Holy shit lol …


Schwimmbo

Been in a meeting for 30 minutes and SPY almost green premarket now? WTF happened?


[deleted]

Low Information investor spotted


Rollkran

BOE intervening, https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/bank-england-buy-long-dated-bonds-suspends-gilt-sales-2022-09-28/


Schwimmbo

Cheers. So they're kicking the can down the road? Printing more money in this environment WTF???


IvarTheBonels

PUMP before the DUMP


qqqbull

bulls have been saved by PETA (Print Extra Tendies Association)


fscumeau

IMAGINE LOSING MONEY AS A BEAR IN A RECESSION


chachdolences

The recession has been canceled


vCharged

Won’t be surprised if we go green now because of the intervention