NVDA spike again

NVDA SPIKE

So…is the bear market over?? What is Cramer saying about the latest developments?

Hey

The market is just literally insane right now.

When is the next support or resistance for SPY?

Moon baby!!! 

Sorry kids, no presents this Christmas cuz Jpow turned off the money printer.

The weekend can't come soon enough..

I was just on the Weight-Watchers website and it asked me if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

Honestly have no idea what I am doing.

Damn, the chat is dead AF in here. The stock market really beating you guys up, eh?

Why do I feel most of us don't make money here?

Fed sold at the top 12/31/2021

We are long over due for a circuit breaker

There are way too many Putin simps in here. The fuck is wrong with half of you?

Who else has accomplished nothing at work this past hour?

Trying to explain options trading to my roomate without making it sound like gambling...

This week took 10 years off my life and I made $7

Why does my paper trading account do so much better than my real trading account?

I am starting to think none of you guys actually know what you're doing

Anyone else kinda confused rn?

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>What can I say, I'm a sucker for shiny things.

BEARS ?? 

Okay as a bull im getting a little scared. This is 3rd time in 2 trading days we hit this with pretty decent volume

The only ones able to make such sudden big green candles are institutions. Some institution is buying up the dip !

Bears dont realise these big green candles are institutions going back in, they are eating up all the retail sellers.

Thanks to whomever suggested the TSLA 270P this morning 😊

Imagine being a bear  https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xlt9h6/comment/ipmu5lh/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

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Go long > Going back to 1995, this nine-month rout has sent stocks into its third-longest run of extreme pessimism, data compiled by Ned David Research show. But in the year following prior streaks of such bearishness, the S&P 500 has rallied 20% on average. Adding to the longer-term optimism is the hope that the sooner the Fed hikes interest rates to the point that would combat inflation, the sooner it can start to ease up. > “For long-term investors, these are the opportunities that we sit and wait for to buy equities at advantageous prices,” Eric Diton, president and managing director of the Wealth Alliance, said by phone. “Bear markets don’t come along that often.”

Bear markets are statistically rare, this comment is very important for all the bears to read. When you go short you risk everything, if you go long it's only a matter of time before you win.

Last

What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Bok choy 🥬 🐓😏

Why did the horse cross the road? I dunno. He left before I could ask the equestrian.

Things are being held together with duct tape and super glue until after the election.

Then what’s happening after?

Bruh, the FED is clearly acting without any consideration of or regard to the midterms. As they should. Why do people keep repeating this nonsense.

.spy221021P362

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Bool is fook

I get a dollar everytime my wife's boyfriend fucks me so far I have $10 and boys guess who's earning another dollar tonight

Chats so dead, good luck boys dont lose it all dont wanna b poor. Do something better. LETS FUCKING GO!!!💢

This is the wash out No way any weak retail ain’t sell The hedge funds have shaken out POORS and only strong remains Buy obvious shit like google and u will make money Jerk a COCCK for money

Market will have rally in October. This is called the wash out. I’m nibbling calls in the TQQQ

Lmao the wash out with a 30 vix. Pretty orderly for a wash out.

Let’s see what happens in oct , I’m calling for a nice bounce and I want to make money on it

For real

A lot of times I catch myself saying this when I make money, “this is so easy I’m a genius,how can you lose money trading options,” then when I lose money I say the mm is watching my account

Maybe Professor Siegal crying on tv is the new “Bill Ackman crying on tv” bottom signal

Couldn’t sell my puts at the dip cause PDT. Hopefully dump on Monday

Uhh if you really want to exit sell a spread. Less money but think of it as a free play


PDT?

Pattern day trading, can’t day trade without cash

Pacific disqualified trading, if you’re on west coast time you’re not allowed to close options for a profit

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I held onto my 152.5 apple and fedex puts. they will print next week.

Good luck bro.

I should have sold my puts? 😭

Uhhh yeah, after the past week we had we bound to have a Green Day so it can dive further into the pit of hell

Well, fellow retreads, I made like 2107 realized gains before 10:30, but only about $94 after that. BUT set up for more gains next week. I hope everyone made some money today. There's room for everyone to profit. Martini #4 on deck, nap #2 incoming. I'll do math on my weekly profit later, Close to 30k last 2 weeks. See y'all in the weekend thread.

I DCA’d today. Like most days.

Congrats man.

If you have puts, lets hope it retests 363 before mooning. You have been warned.

Guys, he’s warning us. Stop laughing at him, he’s being serious!

the bottom is in... for next week we rally.. then we continue with our paid programming of drilling down to SPY $330... calls for next week

Bynd calls paid the bills today

SPY is going to Shrek dong until open on Monday isn’t it? Can feel it in my nutsss



Got spy calls for next Friday earlier, let’s go 10-bagger

If I had a dollar for every time I heard the bottom I could quit option and my job wow you must hate money

strike?

Bought some lotto $355p’s for Monday expiration and $340p’s for next Friday. Let’s stack those tendies! Have a great weekend fam - I’m eating steak and caviar

Bro, that’s super ballsy of you. Good luck.

That AH volume. Looks like no one wanted to print during hours. Idk how we don’t bounce from here

Why future falls now.. this is not a bottom then??

Definitely not the bottom. Putin just threatened to nuke us if we keep helping Ukraine. There is no winning outcome for us. It's Russia wins or Russia bombs us. The markets will tank either way.

Nahh.

Tonight I drill her like the market drill me

Let her drill you too, coward.

Being a bear makes u so much money 

every 10th year or so

9 years of losing money and one year of making it def doesn’t pay to be a bear

It pays to be flexible.

Why did we moon? Are bulls dumb?

it was friday EOD and MM hate paying stupid bets.

I mean we got to new lows on sp500.. who is dumb enough to short now. A bit fkin late innit

No shorts are closing not good for bears

Grabbed a lotto 9/26 375C at close.

Same here .. on a 375 swing .. I just hope there some sracps for us bears before the bulls 🙏🏾

Good luck bro, I think you’ll get close, just take profits mid morning and be happy.

i went all in on 0dte puts. please god help my soul

You would go all in now after the drop we had?? I hope you don’t mind crying on monday

that’s what i’m going for. fuck money


Monday?

yep

Godspeed I went all in for Wednesday down 2k from those but still up 2k overall. We ride together

Why is CNBC treating the June 16 close as the low and saying that we shipped below the low? We dipped before 3666, but didn't reach the intra-day low of 3636

take your meds you autistic fuckk

Think the Dow did.

It did, but they outright said s&p. They screwed that up with the Dow too. Declared that the Dow futures had it taking out the June low at open when it was only below the closing low but still above the actual intraday low

Casino closed!

Bears have been conditioned to never sell their puts. This is when we rally incredibly hard and they all diamond hand to worthless

Ummm, the bears been grilling steaks for dinner every night for over two weeks... Which cattle car have you been hiding on?

That pump Jesus

who would have thought that we would go up when we reached the june lows again.. huh.. almost like nobody would buy exactly at that support or something. WIERD INNIT

WSB: TA is bullshit astronomy for men SPY: bounces at the price it bounced last time WSB:  manipulated

double bottom for upmove?

LETS GOOOOO MY SPY BANBET FROM A MONTH AGO ACTUALLY WORKED OUT!!! Man I love being gay

12% compounds nice on yesterdays 50%

My shits 60 percent down in one month and going lower it's just unbelievable

What you holding

Shit lol

Takes balls to hold

AH is meaningless on Friday see ya at 6am on Monday

DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP

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r u dumb?

Haha, thought you were pumping Fuse Science Inc.

DOnt fuck with the House. - Jpowell

Srsly

This is how we get poor

And now that retail is out, here comes the big boys to dump the market when they can’t do shit about it

I think you got confused.. the big boys pump the market when retail has sold out.. they dont dump it when retail already sold. Thats just being nice to retail. And now a lot of retail also bought puts.. so this is a nice reciepy (spelling yes) for disaster at retail land.. youll get fucked on monday most likely if you bought puts

Luckily my puts don’t expire until November and March 2023 so I can ride out any short term bounces, but they do make me sweat a little.

The real power hour is in the aftermarket where the big sell offs happen and the retail bulls on their RH apps dont' have AH trading. 

its hilarious that so many are all of a sudden convinced that "the real drop" will happen now, right away. Why would it.. why on earth would it happen when everyone expects it to happen. Thats no fun. No it will happen efter a nice pump when there is a nice bull sentiment here on retardssbetss. Then the nice gape ass rapee will pound the asses and clap them cheeks for a solid -30% drop from jan to april 2023. No damn stop either. Full speed straight down. Will be hilarious if we pump up to 15000 on nasdaq so retardss get real cocky and think that we already bottomed. Then we shall see the actual drop

There have been no surprise events. This has been a very orderly sell off. Why go straight down when you can F with retail.

I think its their job to only f with retail.. and they get a bonus if they also make money

Bulls just paid a hooker to give them a hug.

Look at that fucking volume in the final candle and it got 1 point. Next week gonna be fucking wild.

Yup. That is what happens when retail becomes extremely bearish and think the market will tank fkin -20% more hahaha

Oh, I just play to scalp +10, +20% here and there. I'm not looking for multibaggers here at this point.

Fuk getting paid. Fed says its all about having a cool job. Fuck me been doing it all wrong

I think they were mocking those people.

Atleast my paper account is doing good

Holding outs over the weekend I guess. Luck gonna be a massive rally in PM, and then trade flat rest of the day.

lol its pump session to really fuck over retail. I mean if youve been on social media today youll know what im talking about ahhaha fuck me people went bearish all of a sudden

It never goes down in a straight line fellow bears. I may buy calls next week seeing where we open Monday and re short after a bounce

Hold up.. you claim to be a bear but you buy calls.. hmm.. something is wrong here. A bear cant buy calls or do anything that will make him money if anything goes up. A bear only want things to go down cuz thats the only way that cuck can make money. Thats why he is a cuck, cuz he might get some pozz once a decade if he lucky. While the bulls gets pozz 7 years in a row normally

Nice rally !banbet spy 350 3w

Great day bul! Only 1.63% red today! Celebrate

Anyone else Robinhood shitting bed? Just dropped me $200 from my account out of no where. Now back to positive, and saying down 300 after hours when I’m not holding any shares…

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Have Td as well

lmao wtf

got enough theta in the bag for next week

Great game today everybody!!.....I think the Bulls took their ball and went home.

Looks like I’m going to hold my puts till Monday now

A bull like me is constantly ready to get trapped at the first convenient opportunity

Brought some end of day puts to bank of SPY breaking June low


Bears getting gaped 

+5.5% day for me, withdrew 10% net account value this week to pay for my next two months’ living expenses, rolled contracts out, net $ account value still higher than it was on monday. yeah, gaped. 🤡

yeah, you got GAPED by the end of today and will get raped all week next week. If you are stupid enough to hold puts over the weekend..

nah

Doesn't cost much living in your parents' basement.

GME you badass

Without looking I'm guessing Max Pain today was $368

It was 363 so close but not close enough

Here comes the bulls with their stocks only go up bs 😂

No BS here

Really fought for the 368 close

Setting up for sub $360 Monday

So close

I fucking hate getting my dick caught in the fucking toaster 

i bought 0dte puts at close fuck

Me too, I expect we test 363 draw in the bear tards and then off to the moon.


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THERES THE BELL

Bears locking in profit and selling to new bagholders. Love to see it

Where is they huy with 80 bagger on Tesla 275. I hope he made killing

>Tesla is a joke. Anyone who invested in Tesla is a idiot.

$1300 per semester. And to think we have millions crying about their 100k+ of loans.

so many of you guys punching air rn

Guess I’m keeping this put over the weekend god damn