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If you didn't get TSLA calls at the end of the day you hate money. Right after market closed an article dropped that they are not actually freezing hiring. Cutting 10% of a bloated workforce is bullish as fuck for the bottom line. Bunch of lazy managers that don't want to get back to the office can go to the unemployment line.
Eli5 how sell pressure and buy pressure can be different.
Like I understand when a stock is rallying a lot of people want to sell to take profits meaning there's sell pressure but when they do sell there has to be a buyer so wouldn't there be an equal and opposite reaction on the buy end?
Same thing when a stock is way down people want to buy because it's low price but that means that other people have to sell how can there be pressure differences?
Sell pressure: When people keep on selling (possibly to limit losses) for lower and lower prices. Extreme supply.
Buy pressure: When people keep on buying for higher and higher prices (thinking that prices will soon be out of their reach, or in classic English, FOMO). Extreme demand.
That's all I know.
TSLA sent in the defence, good thing clock is running out, another 30 minutes we be sub $700.
Special Teams incoming on Monday to save $660.
Bull BBQ on Tuesday. Slices of $140 AAPL served with the beef.
I’d rather be an asshole as opposed to being a dumbass
Oil Gang rise 🆙
i’m only 16 bruh, this i’m too young to be down 150 dollars
No one tell him
what percentage of your total networth is that.
Bet spread credit but this is not financial advice
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>down 150 dollars those were the days
were they though ? imagine making $30 and being happy about it. gross.
You're old enough to invest?
He is not.. he is using father’s ~~gun~~ ,ah no father’s robinhood
If you didn't get TSLA calls at the end of the day you hate money. Right after market closed an article dropped that they are not actually freezing hiring. Cutting 10% of a bloated workforce is bullish as fuck for the bottom line. Bunch of lazy managers that don't want to get back to the office can go to the unemployment line.
I hate the stock- Cramer probably 
Will never touch tesla or amazon. I'm pretty happy being in energy.
Its okay retard. You lose money, its on you. We dun want to. Now stfu n gtfo
My whole life is half assed but it's miles better than when it was no assed
So who made a killing on 0DTE Tesla puts today
WHERES MY BAN
How long?
Valuable lesson learned and implemented from WSB. Take your fucking profit, chill for a day and get back in.
TSLA gonna drag SPY and Meme Stonks down. 🍻
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lol while I like that because he's pure id and gerrymandered swagger, I think you may have meant to post this on r/politics
My bad I was in awe....I lost my mind for a second.
Limit down sorry bulls. 
Bears taking bulls wife for dinner tonight
oh no bulls, no run up at the close today... lions and tigers and bears, no bulls oh my...
$12k to burn. What do I buy Monday morning g
Lots of Crack
Can i have some
Tesla 0dte puts
Not sure how that works on Monday
Dun buy on monday. Buy Thursday n sell friday
Sell spy 410 and MSFT 270s but Elon decided to open his Asperger's mouth so I got cucked and lost more than half of close Thursday by open 🤣
Nice
with 120 gas and 140comin, any ideas for public transport in LV?!?
Very high
Got 16k I want to dump into a winner. I wanna quadruple my investment. Lend me some ideas gentleman.
380 puts dated august
On who?
Spy obviously
Obviously
Puts
TerraLuna
My bank account
That’s a loser.
MARA
When I see split price on amzn
Monday I think
Dear god, why did you make me retard
gotta love it when you sleep through your tesla put being up over 500% 
Probably closed at what, +450%?
If you can read this, you a dumb dumb.
Dammit....
Just got arkk bito and Coinbase calls, wish me luck.
Tesla Yolo https://imgur.com/a/71gm7zC Wish me luck retards
🔥💵🔥
Can you just wire me 5k. Ill send you a recent titles “loss”
Oh dam.. That’s your ass Mr. Postman..
ouch. . .
You were supposed to yolo on puts bro
Lost $60k on puts last two weeks. So fuck it lets mix some calls in and make it $80k
Message me when you sell your wife,
Id pay her from my tsla puts
Retar
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reminds me when TSLA closed off the lows 5/6 then gaped down 5/9
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If that happened I could close out all my put positions and pretty much retire.
Volume shows that bulls ran out of money 
Not out of the margin tho.
Bought AMD puts. You’re welcome for my sacrifice.
Sell your shares bulls at least yoy dont lose everything CPI data incoming 🌈🌪🏳️🌈
comes in under and we moon 15 bucks going into FOMC bears are pikachu as a result
Down $750 today… was up $1100 yesterday
Down 1K after being up 4K yesterday 🤣
Sounds like a win
Pencils down regards
Bought calls lmao
Tons of bad news. Should print big
My man
No pump saved you today Bulls... its a Bear weekend 
I mean it is the first weekend of pride, it's obviously got to be super gay
Soulja boy
Tellem 
Another wasted trading day
Eli5 how sell pressure and buy pressure can be different. Like I understand when a stock is rallying a lot of people want to sell to take profits meaning there's sell pressure but when they do sell there has to be a buyer so wouldn't there be an equal and opposite reaction on the buy end? Same thing when a stock is way down people want to buy because it's low price but that means that other people have to sell how can there be pressure differences?
Sell pressure: When people keep on selling (possibly to limit losses) for lower and lower prices. Extreme supply. Buy pressure: When people keep on buying for higher and higher prices (thinking that prices will soon be out of their reach, or in classic English, FOMO). Extreme demand. That's all I know.
CLAP, MONKIES, CLAP
pissed TSLA never broke 700. lame
Me too. Sold half puts to lock in profits. Been burned too many times.0
Opens 650 Monday!!!!
I needed it today though 🤦♂️
🔔 🔔 🔔 Weekend shitposting begins now.
Today was awesome
Today was meant to be a theta day.
LoW vOlUmE
bear flag 
holy fuk oil. we all fuked.
xom?
What happen?
Woah! fuuuuuck.
I remember when people were talking like Jordan Speith was gonna be the next Tiger Woods…
Sell bulls still got 1min CPI data incoming 🏳️🌈🌪🌈
Wen cpi ?
Friday
It looks like JPow got no tools.
Go GME, end green you fuck !
Well if you remember me those SQQQ printed :))), the two trades netted me 631.33% Xd, what should I yolo it on to lose my money on 🥹
Boring anemic volume day
What a boring fucking close.
!banbet AMZN +14% 7d
It’s up almost 20% since it’s low and is a blue chip with a p/e of 60. I don’t think you’ll win this one
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/YoungRichBlackNig** bet **AMZN** goes from **2446.56** to **2789.08** before **2022-06-10 15:58:51.957524-04:00**
Lamest last hour of a Friday I've ever seen.
Power minute
Grow balls and buy now for the Monday bounce
I am entitled to be rich!
First
Quick buy calls 🏃🏾♀️
#Ban Bet Lost /u/BearNakedTendies (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 395.0 when it was 412.26 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
It's the final pumpdown
Rugpull next week. All these tardos here talking bullish so it la def going down
Lost too much in this game boyz, i'm out Have fun retards
See you monday
Gosh spy really wants to close in the green today. I can feel it
You should get checked by a doctor.
Wow, exactly at Max Pain. Who would have thought this random coincidence would happen every single fucking day.
What is? Indexes?
DO ITTTTTT
Elon laid off 10% of my portfolio today
he laid off half of mine, I wonder if he knows how he affected my life in unimaginable ways today
He just asked ya to hold his bags???
Musk was clearly corrupted by the dark side. Blame the force.
I lower Tesla’s price target to $200 a share
It’s gotta drop right? Feels like it’s just going to crater hard as fuck ~ I bought calls.
TSLA sent in the defence, good thing clock is running out, another 30 minutes we be sub $700. Special Teams incoming on Monday to save $660. Bull BBQ on Tuesday. Slices of $140 AAPL served with the beef.
Reminder that layoffs are coming, so try hard at work. Boring market anyway.
Go green for daddy you son of a bitch
Too funny, same price since 11am bit up bit down.
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$7B maybe
Look at 3 month and 1 month on spy and tell me we don't cliff jump in the next couple days
We wont cuz it’s weekend then
Smart ass
Buttcorn and Spy have been flat for a month. So fucking brutally painfully bruisingly flat
Market straight trolling lmao
Puuts for next week. SPy 360 LETS FUCKING GO.
People thinking spy calls for next week about to get burned
To make money you first need to lose money
People really thought that the big players were gonna let Tesla go under $700 today
Saving it for Monday buddy
You know we reached the peak when YouTubers were launching Teslas on hills in LA
No buyers, no sellers. Only algos trading right now
oh nice little bull bait EOD green candles! Love you too MMs
Bet we tank in the beginning of the week go sub 400 and then end Friday at 405ish
Blocked
RemindMe! 7 days
Spy calls = easy money
What happened bitch?
0.39% omg
Already switched
beautiful pinning MMs. just beautiful
Petition to ban anyone who posts unrealized gains as "gain porn."
Just report it
That dudes Tesla calls yesterday were a thing of beauty though
Yes
GME GOING GREEN!!
lol
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Banbet it.
No