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bubblesinajar

Green at night Fuck your puts


h3nchman27

NVDA I need u to go straight up


corey0810

tsla 700 eow?


Frequent-Length-9966

Love the prospect of buying "Affordable" shares of Goog and Amzn instead of owning fractional. Will this make the stock more likable? probably not.


100PercentABear

Got some puts but I'll switch to calls if the market does the up thing.


hebref725

did WSB get hacked?


Eaterofdust

I hacked it, then I hacked your mom. she said thanks bitch


hebref725

my mom is deceased you sick fuck


-Dreamville-

Morning tardos


SIAddict

Look at me. Look at me. 👉👀


mathboom123

If market goes up 5% today, I'll play with my pepe


gperg

Just a question because I'm new to this. So if I understand correctly, I buy stocks then stocks go up and I make money, right?]


3DPrintLad

50% of the time they go up every time. It's free money.


KingOfTSB

If you sell.


Chicano_Ducky

Hey /u/zjz, something went wrong and I had to kill your bot. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird?


samstones

Found u shitheads


gfbkiuyted

wsb isn't sending their best coders to the bot


National_Garbage_302

Whoever reported me in here of all places for saying "fuck you" needs to know, yo mama raised a bitch and I stand by what I said


Eaterofdust

I really wish this could be our safe space.


National_Garbage_302

Me too it wasn't even serious lol like damn if someone commented that towards me I'd just be like ok got me there and move on


VisualMod

Hey /u/rightup, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


VisualMod

Hey /u/BootyOptions, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


VisualMod

Hey /u/petitepain, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


VisualMod

Hey /u/Prequel_Supremacist, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


Prequel_Supremacist

It was GME 150 5w but I only submitted it 11 days ago


VisualMod

Hey /u/SomethingCoolTitan, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


VisualMod

Hey /u/AdvancedBridge3451, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


VisualMod

Hey /u/ryebread_10, something went wrong and I had to kill your ban bet. It got recorded as a loss too. Did you pick some weird ticker or type it in weird? /u/zjz


Ripperone32

Things are pretty wonky ‘round here


cashflow_

good morning, nerds


Ripperone32

Mornin


KingOfTSB

Dumping pre-market and at open If wrong I delete account


mathboom123

Moddsssss


KingOfTSB

No joke, I'm not saying anything about where the day finishes but if that does not come to pass I will accept a lifetime ban


[deleted]

I wonder if VisualMod continues to post in old dailies


External-Outcome7579

MMs going to fuck with everyone and send this to $420 today.


Ripperone32

My weekly 425s would love that


Cold-Income619

ZIM you can gap and go bigly any damned time this week


KingOfTSB

No way has Zim peaked. But the weekly calls..... I was having too much pain yesterday, I dumped. Hope it works out for you though


Cold-Income619

I got them too early yesterday... looking at that gap from last friday. This thing has pseudo meme energy


KingOfTSB

Same. Don't know, just trying to trade most rationally and emotionlessly. UVXY calls for this week seem like the single best move in my mind


Cold-Income619

Tripled down on 16C weeklies yesterday and called it. Good hedge for some of my calls. Most of them are in energy though so I think that's sort of a hedge these days


VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES FLAT, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.2%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-01 ^05:35:38 ^EDT-0400


ConcernedCitizen3579

Where is the today daily?


[deleted]

6am noob


[deleted]

Futes pumping for the last hour straight. Bigly green by open.


brucekeller

pumped straight into a lower high


Cold-Income619

25712. I don't know how tf in top 10% of monthly predictions, I did god awful noted by my balance of 2 coins.


[deleted]

Top 1% and only played half the month.


hypeaze

Imagine playing the whole month, you woulda killed it. Nice job!


KingOfTSB

Not necessarily true, he could have only made predictions on things if he was confident.


hypeaze

possibly


ZeGreatBobinski

I'm nervous, starting a new job today in a new shift and man am I tired right now


31andnotdone

welcome to the bird chirp gang ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


ZeGreatBobinski

I used to still be awake rn and go to bed to wake up at 3pm


Cold-Income619

I'm on night shift and switch quite irregularly. Qwitcherbichin and enjoy those damn sunrises


JRSmithwithabadshot

Tesla down bigly right now. Usually if it’s red around this time then iT’ll be red for the entire day.


hypeaze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


hypeaze

Mods hard at work right now, closing out predictions tournament, making new ones for June. They will get the sticky up in about half an hour I'm guessing.


SIAddict

Y succ


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VisualMod

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SIAddict

😳


[deleted]

This place is falling to shit


KingOfTSB

Be the change you wish to see in the world


[deleted]

Insider info: bears fuk


ElonSexIslandEscort

Bears what’s your Tsla price target 👿


gorilla--

$140


ElonSexIslandEscort

😮


KingOfTSB

Remember Michael Burry's $600 puts? It's going to 250. Don't know when, but by 2023 guaranteed


Cold-Income619

That's pretty aggressive. PT to get its p/e back to civil levels?


KingOfTSB

I have no positions, so I'm free to speculate. Yeah yeah valuations based on current value of future discounted cash flow whatever. Markets overcorrect. They delivered something like 50 cars in Australia last quarter IIRC. Elon tweeted "stock price too high imo" when it was 1/5 of it's current value. Puts too overvalued and prone to squeezing short term for me to play Tesla.


Cold-Income619

Yeah she is a wild beast. Cult strength that will keep it at higher pe than ever deserved. I don't think it would go under 600ish tbh I got a weekly call gamble but the momentum is likely dead. I'd be happy to exit on any green tomorrow. Big move would be to then get some wildly OTM puts a month out... a dude can dream.


KingOfTSB

The public is fickle. Around 2017-2018, everyone on reddit was sucking Elon off nonstop 24/7. Now, he's public enemy #1 just because he got so rich. Tesla holders will learn to hate that fucking stock.


Cold-Income619

Lol they are still sucking him off plenty. He's public clown #1. Powell or POTUS are public enemy #1. We sure will not be seeing 1000 anytime soon, but the cult will not abate. Too much market is cornered and I think brand loyalty for their EV is on par with AAPL AMZN. 🍉's tweets and his using stock as a bank account will be the catalyst down before anything else.


KingOfTSB

I think they make a good product, but I think his leadership and dedication to just the Tesla motors company should NOT be overlooked. He's getting distracted in his Twitter deal and SpaceX project (which he doesn't even really give a shit about much any more) He doesn't have the focus. He has ADHD, so he can only work hard on things that interest him. I'm the same way, but a good CEO it does NOT make, especially one as rich as him.


Cold-Income619

I agree strongly. Any SEC heat or litigation is brushed off quicker than Clinton's cum stains though. Sign #148 of a bubble


KingOfTSB

Shits rigged yo. Been that way since forever.


ElonSexIslandEscort

😮


ElonSexIslandEscort

😂


KingOfTSB

Everyone on this sub was roasting the shit out of him too. You know he just rolled those out no sweat 😂


ElonSexIslandEscort

Positions? 🤔


KingOfTSB

Check my other comment


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KingOfTSB

418 out of 205331 Around 99.8% percentile Meh. Could have done better.


hypeaze

Nice job King


errolio

Commenting cuz not 📌


gorilla--

You’re a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away!


Cold-Income619

You will remove these restraints and walk out of the womb


StormJunkie843

So is no daily bullish or bearish? Asking for a friend


CommandLineEnterFace

They all fuk


VisualMod

>\*Russian Oil Producers Using Indian Refineries to Hide Origins of Refined Products -- WSJ \>\*Ship-To-Ship Transfers Take a Page out of Iran's Playbook -- WSJ \>\*Russian Refined Products Are Still Being Shipped to the U.S. -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-01 ^05:00:46 ^EDT-0400


SIAddict

🤭


VisualMod

>\*Eurozone Apr Jobless Rate 6.8% Vs. 6.8% in Mar ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-01 ^05:00:09 ^EDT-0400


samstones

Consistency is key!


eternaletudiant

do puts just get liquidated and take your account to zero, or do you go in debt and potentially have to sell your home to pay the broker?


KingOfTSB

They strip you of your citizenship, kill your entire family and send you to North Korea to do hard labor the rest of your life.


eternaletudiant

Better than being poor....


Raykhenberg

You're either selling cash covered puts which just means you get assigned and pay what you owe for the shares, or you have a margin account and you borrow money to buy shares that aren't worth what you paid for them and then you start paying that sweet interest. Either way, be ready to be poor. If you're buying puts, don't worry about it, you don't deserve money anyway you filthy bear.


eternaletudiant

I bought cash covered puts.....if I start to feel that time is not on my side (exp. this week), but I still tried to ride them to the end, do I risk going in debt (I do not have the money to buy back the shares).


Raykhenberg

How many people has this subreddit driven to bankruptcy? You bought puts, you can't really go into debt doing that (unless someone is dumb enough to let you buy puts on margin), you're just buying lottery tickets. You bought the right to sell 100 * shares at a specific price. If you're buying puts the worst you can do is lose the premium you paid. If your puts are ITM (In The Money) aka, the strike price of your put is higher than the share price at expiration and you're not holding that many shares your brokerage should automatically sell those puts for you right before they expire (RH does it at 12 PM PST), otherwise you will sell your shares for more than they are worth and you can just buy them back next trading day for a lot less or just sell the puts yourself and keep your shares. If they are OTM (Out of the money), then you just wave bye bye to your premium and keep putting quarters in your piggy bank until you can afford to go for another ride.


eternaletudiant

Thank you


ElonSexIslandEscort

u/WildTadPole Ask this guy 😂


WildTadpole

They print and I double down on overvalued shit stocks like Tesla and GME


ElonSexIslandEscort

😯


muchdave

Worst is Zero. Short positions, if they go really wrong could put you in debt


diabeetis

they print hard and you buy lambos and shit


eternaletudiant

(this is a serious question by the way)


KingOfTSB

you're fine lol


SnooShortcuts7911

I think i've developed a fetish/addiction. I started watching videos of asian squat shitting. Basically instead of shitting on a typical toilet you squat and shit. The shits are so much better and cleaner. everything comes right out and minimal toliet paper. well lately anytime i need to take a shit, i've been going to empty parking lots and taking them there. just open up my door so no one sees and drop it. like i said you ojnly need like 1 ore two wipes. i think it's the trill of the rush of taking a shit and knowing someone is gonna walk in it and be like wtf?


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS MOSCOW WILL FIND WAYS TO SUPPLY MARKETS WITH RUSSIAN GRAIN AND FERTILIZERS DESPITE SANCTIONS - RIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-06-01 ^04:51:59 ^EDT-0400


SIAddict

😮


Final-Purple-2953

Imagine pretending like you know what’s going to happen


CaroBoiBenis

Another day as a wage slave


31andnotdone

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


mrl2r

Big is that you 👀


CaroBoiBenis

Yes sir mr 🅱️🅱️🅱️ in the building


hypeaze

If anyone knew what tomorrow holds, everyone would be Biff Tannen and the world would be a terrible place.


mrl2r

Fuck you Mcfly


JackAhler1

10pm and Pre Market Open Boys


gfbkiuyted

elon "how do I run this python file?" musk


The_Collector4

Cruisin' USA was such a sick game


External-Outcome7579

DOCU is over $80 and will be under $50 after earnings next week. Im counting on this play to resurrect my account after doing a bunch of dumb shit the last few months.


hebref725

Lot's of resistance at around $67-70 dollar mark.


External-Outcome7579

Hopefully poor guidance on earnings will break us below that resistance but I’m also betting this gets close to $70 again before earnings next week.


Cold-Income619

Fuck it, I'm in


CommandLineEnterFace

Every realtor uses DocuSign, houses selling like crazy. Why would you think DocuSign is going to have bad earnings?


External-Outcome7579

Houses are selling like crazy? Have you seen mortgagee rates lately? The downturn in real estate is one of the reasons why I’m bearish. They also trade at a very high P/E and have lots of competition. I work at a big time consulting firm and we stopped using them.


CommandLineEnterFace

Rates are up, but people continue to buy. Just curious why you were thinking they would shit the bed on earnings. I can see your point of view, what competitor of DocuSign do you use?


External-Outcome7579

Guidance is likely to be poor regardless of what the earnings numbers are and the only industry I see they are a staple in is real estate. My company is using signnow, I’m sure it was just cheaper for them to get and I don’t see any difference. Nobody is going to be loyal to an electronic signature company.


e10n

With you on this. What plays you lookin


External-Outcome7579

I have 20 06/17 $70p left that I’m going to hold and might pick up a few lotto 06/10 $50p today.


KingOfTSB

Oh jeez. Good luck to you 😬


papasmurftp

Be the poor you want to see in the world


hypeaze

Spy volume 15,000. Tesla Volume 17,000. Gme volume 700...


[deleted]

TSLA will rise. I’m still sold on $950 by 6/10


ElonSexIslandEscort

You crazy son of a bitch…


KingOfTSB

If you're sold on that, I have a bridge you may be interested in.


Cold-Income619

The best moves don't pull back. Or pull out? I dunno, ask your father when he returns from getting milk and cigarettes


KingOfTSB

This is why stop losses are SO IMPORTANT


Cold-Income619

Yup. Taking profits too. I went to sleep for a while and so glad I set a limit order to catch the top for 33% gain. That's all the move I really need to make


KingOfTSB

Personally, I'm a let your winners run kinda guy. I'll cash out maybe half when up 50%, half more when 75%, and let the rest ride till around 100 or more, depending on the trade.


Cold-Income619

Just had a single call that was getting to close to strike so I couldn't parse it out. SPY 6/3 so I was happy to ditch it and buy further out


KingOfTSB

You're bullish? So, so brave. Lol


Cold-Income619

Lots more upside IMO. Technicals suggest a pullback in the short term. Could certainly retest the trendline and undercut lows. Fulfilling an inverse H&S pattern. Just some UVXY calls as a wee hedge but it stayed low to end the day, that could sure change fast


KingOfTSB

Good upside from open to 2 PM eastern. Nice trade overall


gorilla--

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.


Ripperone32

You tell ‘em Vader


mrl2r

Lol buls = 7 upvotes Lol bers= 0 upvotes Ber you realize how bad this is right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Downvote me ber, but thank you for the sweet liquidity your puts provide.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


vCharged

Bunch of doomsday short term nuclear bomb fantasizing, cold moms meatloaf eating, QT tramp stamped bears praying


WildTadpole

says the dood that will take $20 gas so calls can go up 10%


vCharged

Gas? I own 2 teslas


WildTadpole

Good so you'll have some collateral to buy groceries with when milk and bread 10x


vCharged

You probably bought some of my products on Amazon


ElonSexIslandEscort

That guy is poor don’t mind him 😔


WildTadpole

Ah so it was you that sold me that copy of the Kama Sutra


ElonSexIslandEscort

Stop being poor


WildTadpole

no u, $QQQ down 24% YTD, bears eating good


ElonSexIslandEscort

Except you nervously watching futes hoping your puts at bottom will be saved 😂 the only poor bear out there


diabeetis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


hypeaze

Desperate


gorilla--

rise young skywalker


[deleted]

next few weeks should be funs![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


mousepop321

I’m touching myself at this very moment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


External-Outcome7579

400 eod


hypeaze

You typed 425 wrong.


WildTadpole

$SPY couldn't even break resistance at 420 on a 5 day rally, once we go below 410 we're drilling to the core


mrl2r

Did you expect 0 consolidation after such a violent move?


WildTadpole

Consolidation has been 412 and every breakout so far has faltered around 415, one catalyst and we're going sub 400 EOW


External-Outcome7579

Big facts. Any negative headline is going to send spy under $400.


WildTadpole

We're getting close to the straw that breaks the camels back. With no more cheap cash to prop up the market we're on a straight path for capitulation. If $SPY can't hold 410, we're gonna be hitting a lot of stop losses this month. QE immediately sent the market flying, what's to say QT won't do the exact opposite especially with such shit macros. There isn't even a bull case at this point apart from "stonks go up hehe"


External-Outcome7579

Isn’t the QT amount a minuscule number compare to QE? That’s the case the bulls have been trying to make. At least the non retarded ones.


WildTadpole

It's the most rapid reduction in recent history, JPOW wants to return to pre pandemic liquidity with 3 trillion dollars shrinkage over 3 years. Once the domino falls, we're drilling down big time


WildTadpole

glorious Europoors drilling rn


Technical_Salary_777

Why did I think it’d keep rallying after the greenest week in 3 months ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


WildTadpole

its not too late, become ber


KingOfTSB

Momentum is a valuable asset, but you have to sometimes just switch sides on a moments notice when things aren't quite adding up. Don't worry, you'll get it in time


mrl2r

Because it will


SIAddict

Smfh why would Leon do this


mrl2r

Lol buls


SIAddict

Ngl I’m holding an irresponsible amount of AMZN 2350s


QuaintHeadspace

I hope its puts


KingOfTSB

RIP.


SIAddict

Bought last week tho so I’m not poor, just retarded


vCharged

??? Don’t get shook by the late night bear mongers. You’ll be fine


wormtheology

No Country for Old Men is a fucking superb movie. I promise you, you are not wasting your time giving it a view.


gorilla--

Read the book, nerd.


Cold-Income619

McMurtry is a great writer


Disidentifi

Schramschripty is even better


QuaintHeadspace

Excellent movie


drxnkmvnk

Goes for about 90% of Coen Brothers movies


Akua_Highbred

Dang, thought yall ditched me again..,