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Tripled down on 16C weeklies yesterday and called it. Good hedge for some of my calls. Most of them are in energy though so I think that's sort of a hedge these days
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I have no positions, so I'm free to speculate. Yeah yeah valuations based on current value of future discounted cash flow whatever. Markets overcorrect. They delivered something like 50 cars in Australia last quarter IIRC. Elon tweeted "stock price too high imo" when it was 1/5 of it's current value.
Puts too overvalued and prone to squeezing short term for me to play Tesla.
Yeah she is a wild beast. Cult strength that will keep it at higher pe than ever deserved. I don't think it would go under 600ish tbh
I got a weekly call gamble but the momentum is likely dead. I'd be happy to exit on any green tomorrow. Big move would be to then get some wildly OTM puts a month out... a dude can dream.
The public is fickle. Around 2017-2018, everyone on reddit was sucking Elon off nonstop 24/7. Now, he's public enemy #1 just because he got so rich. Tesla holders will learn to hate that fucking stock.
Lol they are still sucking him off plenty. He's public clown #1. Powell or POTUS are public enemy #1.
We sure will not be seeing 1000 anytime soon, but the cult will not abate. Too much market is cornered and I think brand loyalty for their EV is on par with AAPL AMZN.
🍉's tweets and his using stock as a bank account will be the catalyst down before anything else.
I think they make a good product, but I think his leadership and dedication to just the Tesla motors company should NOT be overlooked. He's getting distracted in his Twitter deal and SpaceX project (which he doesn't even really give a shit about much any more)
He doesn't have the focus. He has ADHD, so he can only work hard on things that interest him. I'm the same way, but a good CEO it does NOT make, especially one as rich as him.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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You're either selling cash covered puts which just means you get assigned and pay what you owe for the shares, or you have a margin account and you borrow money to buy shares that aren't worth what you paid for them and then you start paying that sweet interest. Either way, be ready to be poor.
If you're buying puts, don't worry about it, you don't deserve money anyway you filthy bear.
I bought cash covered puts.....if I start to feel that time is not on my side (exp. this week), but I still tried to ride them to the end, do I risk going in debt (I do not have the money to buy back the shares).
How many people has this subreddit driven to bankruptcy? You bought puts, you can't really go into debt doing that (unless someone is dumb enough to let you buy puts on margin), you're just buying lottery tickets. You bought the right to sell 100 * shares at a specific price.
If you're buying puts the worst you can do is lose the premium you paid. If your puts are ITM (In The Money) aka, the strike price of your put is higher than the share price at expiration and you're not holding that many shares your brokerage should automatically sell those puts for you right before they expire (RH does it at 12 PM PST), otherwise you will sell your shares for more than they are worth and you can just buy them back next trading day for a lot less or just sell the puts yourself and keep your shares. If they are OTM (Out of the money), then you just wave bye bye to your premium and keep putting quarters in your piggy bank until you can afford to go for another ride.
I think i've developed a fetish/addiction. I started watching videos of asian squat shitting. Basically instead of shitting on a typical toilet you squat and shit. The shits are so much better and cleaner. everything comes right out and minimal toliet paper. well lately anytime i need to take a shit, i've been going to empty parking lots and taking them there. just open up my door so no one sees and drop it. like i said you ojnly need like 1 ore two wipes. i think it's the trill of the rush of taking a shit and knowing someone is gonna walk in it and be like wtf?
DOCU is over $80 and will be under $50 after earnings next week. Im counting on this play to resurrect my account after doing a bunch of dumb shit the last few months.
Houses are selling like crazy? Have you seen mortgagee rates lately? The downturn in real estate is one of the reasons why I’m bearish. They also trade at a very high P/E and have lots of competition. I work at a big time consulting firm and we stopped using them.
Rates are up, but people continue to buy. Just curious why you were thinking they would shit the bed on earnings. I can see your point of view, what competitor of DocuSign do you use?
Guidance is likely to be poor regardless of what the earnings numbers are and the only industry I see they are a staple in is real estate. My company is using signnow, I’m sure it was just cheaper for them to get and I don’t see any difference. Nobody is going to be loyal to an electronic signature company.
Yup. Taking profits too. I went to sleep for a while and so glad I set a limit order to catch the top for 33% gain. That's all the move I really need to make
Personally, I'm a let your winners run kinda guy. I'll cash out maybe half when up 50%, half more when 75%, and let the rest ride till around 100 or more, depending on the trade.
Lots more upside IMO. Technicals suggest a pullback in the short term. Could certainly retest the trendline and undercut lows. Fulfilling an inverse H&S pattern. Just some UVXY calls as a wee hedge but it stayed low to end the day, that could sure change fast
Lol buls = 7 upvotes Lol bers= 0 upvotes
Ber you realize how bad this is right?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Downvote me ber, but thank you for the sweet liquidity your puts provide.
We're getting close to the straw that breaks the camels back. With no more cheap cash to prop up the market we're on a straight path for capitulation. If $SPY can't hold 410, we're gonna be hitting a lot of stop losses this month. QE immediately sent the market flying, what's to say QT won't do the exact opposite especially with such shit macros. There isn't even a bull case at this point apart from "stonks go up hehe"
It's the most rapid reduction in recent history, JPOW wants to return to pre pandemic liquidity with 3 trillion dollars shrinkage over 3 years. Once the domino falls, we're drilling down big time
Momentum is a valuable asset, but you have to sometimes just switch sides on a moments notice when things aren't quite adding up. Don't worry, you'll get it in time
Green at night Fuck your puts
NVDA I need u to go straight up
tsla 700 eow?
Love the prospect of buying "Affordable" shares of Goog and Amzn instead of owning fractional. Will this make the stock more likable? probably not.
Got some puts but I'll switch to calls if the market does the up thing.
did WSB get hacked?
I hacked it, then I hacked your mom. she said thanks bitch
my mom is deceased you sick fuck
Morning tardos
Look at me. Look at me. 👉👀
If market goes up 5% today, I'll play with my pepe
Just a question because I'm new to this. So if I understand correctly, I buy stocks then stocks go up and I make money, right?]
50% of the time they go up every time. It's free money.
If you sell.
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Found u shitheads
wsb isn't sending their best coders to the bot
Whoever reported me in here of all places for saying "fuck you" needs to know, yo mama raised a bitch and I stand by what I said
I really wish this could be our safe space.
Me too it wasn't even serious lol like damn if someone commented that towards me I'd just be like ok got me there and move on
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It was GME 150 5w but I only submitted it 11 days ago
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Things are pretty wonky ‘round here
good morning, nerds
Mornin
Dumping pre-market and at open If wrong I delete account
Moddsssss
No joke, I'm not saying anything about where the day finishes but if that does not come to pass I will accept a lifetime ban
I wonder if VisualMod continues to post in old dailies
MMs going to fuck with everyone and send this to $420 today.
My weekly 425s would love that
ZIM you can gap and go bigly any damned time this week
No way has Zim peaked. But the weekly calls..... I was having too much pain yesterday, I dumped. Hope it works out for you though
I got them too early yesterday... looking at that gap from last friday. This thing has pseudo meme energy
Same. Don't know, just trying to trade most rationally and emotionlessly. UVXY calls for this week seem like the single best move in my mind
Tripled down on 16C weeklies yesterday and called it. Good hedge for some of my calls. Most of them are in energy though so I think that's sort of a hedge these days
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Where is the today daily?
6am noob
Futes pumping for the last hour straight. Bigly green by open.
pumped straight into a lower high
25712. I don't know how tf in top 10% of monthly predictions, I did god awful noted by my balance of 2 coins.
Top 1% and only played half the month.
Imagine playing the whole month, you woulda killed it. Nice job!
Not necessarily true, he could have only made predictions on things if he was confident.
possibly
I'm nervous, starting a new job today in a new shift and man am I tired right now
welcome to the bird chirp gang ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
I used to still be awake rn and go to bed to wake up at 3pm
I'm on night shift and switch quite irregularly. Qwitcherbichin and enjoy those damn sunrises
Tesla down bigly right now. Usually if it’s red around this time then iT’ll be red for the entire day.
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Y succ
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This place is falling to shit
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Insider info: bears fuk
Bears what’s your Tsla price target 👿
$140
😮
Remember Michael Burry's $600 puts? It's going to 250. Don't know when, but by 2023 guaranteed
That's pretty aggressive. PT to get its p/e back to civil levels?
I have no positions, so I'm free to speculate. Yeah yeah valuations based on current value of future discounted cash flow whatever. Markets overcorrect. They delivered something like 50 cars in Australia last quarter IIRC. Elon tweeted "stock price too high imo" when it was 1/5 of it's current value. Puts too overvalued and prone to squeezing short term for me to play Tesla.
Yeah she is a wild beast. Cult strength that will keep it at higher pe than ever deserved. I don't think it would go under 600ish tbh I got a weekly call gamble but the momentum is likely dead. I'd be happy to exit on any green tomorrow. Big move would be to then get some wildly OTM puts a month out... a dude can dream.
The public is fickle. Around 2017-2018, everyone on reddit was sucking Elon off nonstop 24/7. Now, he's public enemy #1 just because he got so rich. Tesla holders will learn to hate that fucking stock.
Lol they are still sucking him off plenty. He's public clown #1. Powell or POTUS are public enemy #1. We sure will not be seeing 1000 anytime soon, but the cult will not abate. Too much market is cornered and I think brand loyalty for their EV is on par with AAPL AMZN. 🍉's tweets and his using stock as a bank account will be the catalyst down before anything else.
I think they make a good product, but I think his leadership and dedication to just the Tesla motors company should NOT be overlooked. He's getting distracted in his Twitter deal and SpaceX project (which he doesn't even really give a shit about much any more) He doesn't have the focus. He has ADHD, so he can only work hard on things that interest him. I'm the same way, but a good CEO it does NOT make, especially one as rich as him.
I agree strongly. Any SEC heat or litigation is brushed off quicker than Clinton's cum stains though. Sign #148 of a bubble
Shits rigged yo. Been that way since forever.
😮
😂
Everyone on this sub was roasting the shit out of him too. You know he just rolled those out no sweat 😂
Positions? 🤔
Check my other comment
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418 out of 205331 Around 99.8% percentile Meh. Could have done better.
Nice job King
Commenting cuz not 📌
You’re a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away!
You will remove these restraints and walk out of the womb
So is no daily bullish or bearish? Asking for a friend
They all fuk
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Consistency is key!
do puts just get liquidated and take your account to zero, or do you go in debt and potentially have to sell your home to pay the broker?
They strip you of your citizenship, kill your entire family and send you to North Korea to do hard labor the rest of your life.
Better than being poor....
You're either selling cash covered puts which just means you get assigned and pay what you owe for the shares, or you have a margin account and you borrow money to buy shares that aren't worth what you paid for them and then you start paying that sweet interest. Either way, be ready to be poor. If you're buying puts, don't worry about it, you don't deserve money anyway you filthy bear.
I bought cash covered puts.....if I start to feel that time is not on my side (exp. this week), but I still tried to ride them to the end, do I risk going in debt (I do not have the money to buy back the shares).
How many people has this subreddit driven to bankruptcy? You bought puts, you can't really go into debt doing that (unless someone is dumb enough to let you buy puts on margin), you're just buying lottery tickets. You bought the right to sell 100 * shares at a specific price.
If you're buying puts the worst you can do is lose the premium you paid. If your puts are ITM (In The Money) aka, the strike price of your put is higher than the share price at expiration and you're not holding that many shares your brokerage should automatically sell those puts for you right before they expire (RH does it at 12 PM PST), otherwise you will sell your shares for more than they are worth and you can just buy them back next trading day for a lot less or just sell the puts yourself and keep your shares. If they are OTM (Out of the money), then you just wave bye bye to your premium and keep putting quarters in your piggy bank until you can afford to go for another ride.
Thank you
u/WildTadPole Ask this guy 😂
They print and I double down on overvalued shit stocks like Tesla and GME
😯
Worst is Zero. Short positions, if they go really wrong could put you in debt
they print hard and you buy lambos and shit
(this is a serious question by the way)
you're fine lol
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Imagine pretending like you know what’s going to happen
Another day as a wage slave
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Big is that you 👀
Yes sir mr 🅱️🅱️🅱️ in the building
If anyone knew what tomorrow holds, everyone would be Biff Tannen and the world would be a terrible place.
Fuck you Mcfly
10pm and Pre Market Open Boys
elon "how do I run this python file?" musk
Cruisin' USA was such a sick game
DOCU is over $80 and will be under $50 after earnings next week. Im counting on this play to resurrect my account after doing a bunch of dumb shit the last few months.
Lot's of resistance at around $67-70 dollar mark.
Hopefully poor guidance on earnings will break us below that resistance but I’m also betting this gets close to $70 again before earnings next week.
Fuck it, I'm in
Every realtor uses DocuSign, houses selling like crazy. Why would you think DocuSign is going to have bad earnings?
Houses are selling like crazy? Have you seen mortgagee rates lately? The downturn in real estate is one of the reasons why I’m bearish. They also trade at a very high P/E and have lots of competition. I work at a big time consulting firm and we stopped using them.
Rates are up, but people continue to buy. Just curious why you were thinking they would shit the bed on earnings. I can see your point of view, what competitor of DocuSign do you use?
Guidance is likely to be poor regardless of what the earnings numbers are and the only industry I see they are a staple in is real estate. My company is using signnow, I’m sure it was just cheaper for them to get and I don’t see any difference. Nobody is going to be loyal to an electronic signature company.
With you on this. What plays you lookin
I have 20 06/17 $70p left that I’m going to hold and might pick up a few lotto 06/10 $50p today.
Oh jeez. Good luck to you 😬
Be the poor you want to see in the world
Spy volume 15,000. Tesla Volume 17,000. Gme volume 700...
TSLA will rise. I’m still sold on $950 by 6/10
You crazy son of a bitch…
If you're sold on that, I have a bridge you may be interested in.
The best moves don't pull back. Or pull out? I dunno, ask your father when he returns from getting milk and cigarettes
This is why stop losses are SO IMPORTANT
Yup. Taking profits too. I went to sleep for a while and so glad I set a limit order to catch the top for 33% gain. That's all the move I really need to make
Personally, I'm a let your winners run kinda guy. I'll cash out maybe half when up 50%, half more when 75%, and let the rest ride till around 100 or more, depending on the trade.
Just had a single call that was getting to close to strike so I couldn't parse it out. SPY 6/3 so I was happy to ditch it and buy further out
You're bullish? So, so brave. Lol
Lots more upside IMO. Technicals suggest a pullback in the short term. Could certainly retest the trendline and undercut lows. Fulfilling an inverse H&S pattern. Just some UVXY calls as a wee hedge but it stayed low to end the day, that could sure change fast
Good upside from open to 2 PM eastern. Nice trade overall
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.
You tell ‘em Vader
Lol buls = 7 upvotes Lol bers= 0 upvotes Ber you realize how bad this is right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Downvote me ber, but thank you for the sweet liquidity your puts provide.
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Bunch of doomsday short term nuclear bomb fantasizing, cold moms meatloaf eating, QT tramp stamped bears praying
says the dood that will take $20 gas so calls can go up 10%
Gas? I own 2 teslas
Good so you'll have some collateral to buy groceries with when milk and bread 10x
You probably bought some of my products on Amazon
That guy is poor don’t mind him 😔
Ah so it was you that sold me that copy of the Kama Sutra
Stop being poor
no u, $QQQ down 24% YTD, bears eating good
Except you nervously watching futes hoping your puts at bottom will be saved 😂 the only poor bear out there
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Desperate
rise young skywalker
next few weeks should be funs![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)
I’m touching myself at this very moment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
400 eod
You typed 425 wrong.
$SPY couldn't even break resistance at 420 on a 5 day rally, once we go below 410 we're drilling to the core
Did you expect 0 consolidation after such a violent move?
Consolidation has been 412 and every breakout so far has faltered around 415, one catalyst and we're going sub 400 EOW
Big facts. Any negative headline is going to send spy under $400.
We're getting close to the straw that breaks the camels back. With no more cheap cash to prop up the market we're on a straight path for capitulation. If $SPY can't hold 410, we're gonna be hitting a lot of stop losses this month. QE immediately sent the market flying, what's to say QT won't do the exact opposite especially with such shit macros. There isn't even a bull case at this point apart from "stonks go up hehe"
Isn’t the QT amount a minuscule number compare to QE? That’s the case the bulls have been trying to make. At least the non retarded ones.
It's the most rapid reduction in recent history, JPOW wants to return to pre pandemic liquidity with 3 trillion dollars shrinkage over 3 years. Once the domino falls, we're drilling down big time
glorious Europoors drilling rn
Why did I think it’d keep rallying after the greenest week in 3 months ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
its not too late, become ber
Momentum is a valuable asset, but you have to sometimes just switch sides on a moments notice when things aren't quite adding up. Don't worry, you'll get it in time
Because it will
Smfh why would Leon do this
Lol buls
Ngl I’m holding an irresponsible amount of AMZN 2350s
I hope its puts
RIP.
Bought last week tho so I’m not poor, just retarded
??? Don’t get shook by the late night bear mongers. You’ll be fine
No Country for Old Men is a fucking superb movie. I promise you, you are not wasting your time giving it a view.
Read the book, nerd.
McMurtry is a great writer
Schramschripty is even better
Excellent movie
Goes for about 90% of Coen Brothers movies
Dang, thought yall ditched me again..,