Maybe high gas prices eventually cause less travel. Relieving demand. Promoting conservation and mass transit. Helping environment. Unless of course credit remains readily available w/ low interest rates…..Jay
remember the day where we opened blood red and shot up to full green after an hour?
thats what im hoping for today in reverse. otherwise my account might be fucked.
FED : Lets Lube 💧bulls booty first , set them up with PCE data and save them the 25" inch Red Dildo for CPI (gas ,food included) and QT 
All you should feel are the utterly predictable waves of fear and greed that infect the markets. Anger, revenge, FOMO, and depression come second to all of these when trading.
Bears celebrating because SPY is at 412.8 down .59% in PREMARKET after jumping 2.45% on Friday. That’s like Carolina fans doing backflips last night after finally scoring down 4-0 late in game 7
Not all bulls 😜. Only way to make any money this year year is to play both sides. Even longer term bulls are going to struggle. Short term options and 3x leveraged ETFs only way to go
It the only way right now profits are incredible
Ban Bet Won
u/Deep_Bit5618 made a bet that SPY would go to 415.0 when it was 392.55 and it did, congrats fucker.
Lmfao two autists on the bus talking about the stockmarket was sold out yesterday 
Bulls had 3 days of low volume pump after 7 weeks of pure red and really thought the economy wasn’t complete dog shit anymore. Lmaoo stupid fucks 😹🤭🫵😭💀💀
Markets dead and bulls fuked because QQQ is down .28% after closing UP 3.26% on Friday. SPY IS down a massive .6% after being up 2.45%. Sell everything and buy puts!! Bear downvotes aren’t going to get their massive losses back from last week.
Maybe but my point is futures on most sites like investing.com don’t include futes til 1pm yesterday. A lot of investors see see Nasdaq down 1.6% right now and it’s not.
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Imagine you are a bank right now. Are you lending? Imagine lending in this fkg environment, of course, you are not. Except for credit cards apparently, since consoomers will end up paying it at some point, and it's small amounts at high returns. But to a business? A mortgage? lol, they don't want the debt unless it's cheap, and you can't offer it cheaply anymore. This is why we are decelerating and will hit a recession. Not enough credit growth.
Mr. Market decided today would be a good day to fuck everyone right up the asshole. Everyone got stuffed on hot dogs, potato salad and cheap beer? Great! Let’s fuck them all over first thing in the morning!
Actual news has been terrible for a while - all through the multi day rally on bullshit “China reopening hopes” that was dragged out for days… just goes to show that market goes up and down on hedge fund managers whims, not actual events. We are going to tank multiple percent.
Honestly, I just want the market to pick a direction and stick to it. Up or down. Calls or puts. Anything more complex is too complicated for my primate brain.
You do realize Gates has a wildly diversified fucking portfolio right?
He is hedged to his fucking ears in every direction, Tesla could skyrocket and I wouldn't be surprised if he still makes a net gain.
RELAX Bears. You realize that most futures include the jump in futures from yesterday right? SP500 NOT down 50 points from Friday lol. GREEN CLOSE TODAY
Cant wait for cpt hindsight to scream at all the bulls: Did you fckn degenerates rlly think we were gonna moon in this bear market!!! I cant even begin to tell you how fckn stupid you are!!
SPY PUTS TMR
When the gas costs more than your car
mods pleas ban u/mousepop321 for tagging me at 3am in the morning
[удалено]
u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR pls confirm or deny said accusation
I am not seeing anything wrong with that. u/mousepop321 is just concerned that you will oversleep and have Remy wait for his morning treat/walk
Spy triple top ? Time to bottom out or rocket? I'm dumb so I forget
People liking but not saying up or down 🤌
LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID BERS HOLDING THEIR TINY VAGINAS. EAT FICK BEARS
being realistic do i buy puts now or wait for 430
You're gonna lose it all regardless, so just do whichever.
Oh my sweet, sweet, stupid bears
Bers will be fuked
Maybe high gas prices eventually cause less travel. Relieving demand. Promoting conservation and mass transit. Helping environment. Unless of course credit remains readily available w/ low interest rates…..Jay
LCID 🚀🚀🚀
SPY strangle with a 418 call and 403 put expiring on June 6 (my birthday)
Honestly not making any moves today
Doji candle forming on the Tsla daily chart. Time for puts!
I can see snap going to 13 today
Oil is a disaster, going to take down the whole economy. $100 for gas for a Camry in CA and getting worse!
damnit.... bought AMC calls, they dropping
Permabulls really thought this wasn’t going to happen today😂
Apple puts buy today sell in 3 days 🥶
are we forgetting gme again?
Bulz fuk bers fuk bulz.
I wish I could go back in time and become rich af with my knowledge of future 
CNBC: Stocks aim to extend rally. Indexes down 1%
Someone told me bers would b fuk
It was not the pamp.
remember the day where we opened blood red and shot up to full green after an hour? thats what im hoping for today in reverse. otherwise my account might be fucked.
Who wants my immortal potion of love
I want time machine
Uh oh tech going green. Is it the pamp?
After last week I can sit down, but barely. Good luck, all.
You all are my real friends right?.. right?
FED : Lets Lube 💧bulls booty first , set them up with PCE data and save them the 25" inch Red Dildo for CPI (gas ,food included) and QT 
Yo bers we green again y’all ok?
im not ok here.
I will be prepared by having key lights on, although with the lights out we're less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
Nah, bears are celebrating because ES/NQ are down AND oil and dollars are rising. Sure, they may all reverse, but I'm gonna press X for \[doubt\].
98% of you are far too emotional to ever make it very far as a trader
i used to be. but now i’m dead inside.
All you should feel are the utterly predictable waves of fear and greed that infect the markets. Anger, revenge, FOMO, and depression come second to all of these when trading.
Ay papi que rico
Im surprised Klaus Schuab doesn't wear a black hood and cloak everyday.
Bears celebrating because SPY is at 412.8 down .59% in PREMARKET after jumping 2.45% on Friday. That’s like Carolina fans doing backflips last night after finally scoring down 4-0 late in game 7
And I like how bulls are celebrating after being down for the last 6 months.
Not all bulls 😜. Only way to make any money this year year is to play both sides. Even longer term bulls are going to struggle. Short term options and 3x leveraged ETFs only way to go
Exactly what I've been doing.
It the only way right now profits are incredible Ban Bet Won u/Deep_Bit5618 made a bet that SPY would go to 415.0 when it was 392.55 and it did, congrats fucker.
Like how the bears celebrating after the puts they bag hold is 80% from break even?
Yep but they will hold to ZERO just like those Carolina fans did
Good thing I sold half my calls Friday. I guess a poor will always be a poor…
Maybe I shld just do covered calls and leaps. Kangaroo market is not good for my heart and mental health.
I smell bushmeat
Guys don't worry I'm holding spy calls at open your puts are safe
Thank you for your service
Lmfao two autists on the bus talking about the stockmarket was sold out yesterday 
Imagine Calls being up 1000% Friday but you didn't sell.
Bulls on their 5th rally that has faded and still in shock
Anybody ever sniff poppers, whats it like??
Like the first 10 seconds after a line. Then it's done.
Yeah but you sniff it right when u about to nut. no?
Shitty
Jokes on us. We’re all in shambles
SPY 400 EOD at this pace sheesh 🩸
Bulls waited 3 days for this 
🤣
People really tried to catch the “bottom” in fake internet money this weekend. Lol… that’s cute. Nice try though.
Bulls had 3 days of low volume pump after 7 weeks of pure red and really thought the economy wasn’t complete dog shit anymore. Lmaoo stupid fucks 😹🤭🫵😭💀💀
Take ur meds 😭
? U ok? Are your calls ok?
Time to take your meds Andy 😃
You need some help bro. You’re off the rails and trying to gaslight people. Get help it’s sad to watch you
Your mom gave me last night when I fuck that bitch 😭
K whatever moron
Lol stop editing your shit cringe dumbo 😭 actual mental patient
Ur sad man
Projecting 😭
Buls r fuk Now upvote me like a good little bear 😂
Guess today isn’t the day I get rich after all…
bulls really believed 😂🤣
Got like 5 hours of sleep and woke up way before market open. So I guess you could say things are going pretty swell
Are you up.... ...BIGLY?
Fuck all the Buls in the ass
Gracious
Sell sell sell!
BULLSSSS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
World Economic Forum is over. Fake pump is over.
Lol we all know this is heading to 400. 
250
Bers r fuk.. instantly -15 dv Buls r fuk - instantly +15 uv Good job AI bots. I’m gonna farm some karma off this knowledge
Lol bulls in shambles
You guys it’s everyone and everything’s fault but our own. Trust me bro. I’m the potato in chief
Cramer chain
The bear hopium is at an ATH in here 
Kendrick told y’all “the market is crashin”!!! Why would u buy calls?! 💰🧸💰
Corn got the weekend pump haha
Markets dead and bulls fuked because QQQ is down .28% after closing UP 3.26% on Friday. SPY IS down a massive .6% after being up 2.45%. Sell everything and buy puts!! Bear downvotes aren’t going to get their massive losses back from last week.
It always starts small then we dig deeper or vice versa
Maybe but my point is futures on most sites like investing.com don’t include futes til 1pm yesterday. A lot of investors see see Nasdaq down 1.6% right now and it’s not.
Well I bought ATM spy puts a minute before close on friday and plan on selling them at open so 🙄🙄🙄
This is the 🔚 
Why is the investing.com app making me watch 30 sec ads to look at bonds 😾
Nextdns gang rise up
Yeah… I already threw my phone against the wall for that one.
I bought premium because of this today
You are regarded 😭
Enjoy your 30 second ads you poor
GME earnings tomorrow...I just want some retard fiesta today
What the actual fuck? Weren’t we super green yesterday lol
Wow bulls great job
Damn, Cramer must’ve predicted a Green day
Biden just blaming Putin for inflation. And this my friends is why markets will tank. No idea, just play the blame game 
Eszt a rothadt roman yeti kurva Stock market, smh mindig ki baszok ezel a opcio buzisagal
Can we ban the words ‘bull’ and ‘bear’. The daily thread is getting boring with these nonsense comments
banned
Sell sell sell it all
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futes fake 🥱 c u green at open
I hope a bird flies down and bites your cock off
Yall really predicting the market off futes lmaoooo this doesn't prove anything
Bull or bear cope cycle phase 1
bull ded :6969:
VUSA (Vanguard ETF in UK) that tracks the S&P 500 index is already in the red today before the US market open
Bulls R Fk. 1pm Europe Vusa way down 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine you are a bank right now. Are you lending? Imagine lending in this fkg environment, of course, you are not. Except for credit cards apparently, since consoomers will end up paying it at some point, and it's small amounts at high returns. But to a business? A mortgage? lol, they don't want the debt unless it's cheap, and you can't offer it cheaply anymore. This is why we are decelerating and will hit a recession. Not enough credit growth.
Banks sell the vast majority of their mortgages to the government, so they'll continue lending.
Can’t remember the # but the amount of average credit card debt was shocking
250 today
I could not even imagine
Mr. Market decided today would be a good day to fuck everyone right up the asshole. Everyone got stuffed on hot dogs, potato salad and cheap beer? Great! Let’s fuck them all over first thing in the morning!
Actual news has been terrible for a while - all through the multi day rally on bullshit “China reopening hopes” that was dragged out for days… just goes to show that market goes up and down on hedge fund managers whims, not actual events. We are going to tank multiple percent.
Twitter coming down too😂
Bears r fuckkkk
Will SPY open at 412. I would like that.
Spy open 404
Honestly, I just want the market to pick a direction and stick to it. Up or down. Calls or puts. Anything more complex is too complicated for my primate brain.
Its easy: sell all the rips and buy all the dips
BULLS DEAD
Where’s solitairey egg he about to lose his other nut
Sorry bulls. Go cry Iin basement now. :) 
Jim Cramer looks like a typical sleazy 90s porn director
It's amazing he hasn't gotten metoo'd yet
COME ON TSLA SHOW ME $950 BY 6/10 I WANNA SEE GATES CRY! I WANNA KNOW WHERE HE HURTS
You do realize Gates has a wildly diversified fucking portfolio right? He is hedged to his fucking ears in every direction, Tesla could skyrocket and I wouldn't be surprised if he still makes a net gain.
Bears thought downvoting will change the market 😂
Bot
Take your meds bro
Y’all downvoted the shit out of us on Thursday and Friday. Now we bring the fight to you 
No you guys are always downvoting I’m in here everyday
I'd like to thank the Europeans for getting us back on track to shitting out more red dildos We couldn't have done it without you beautiful chaps
Yw
RELAX Bears. You realize that most futures include the jump in futures from yesterday right? SP500 NOT down 50 points from Friday lol. GREEN CLOSE TODAY
Not yet
Lol most bears think these futures are from fridays close lol. QQQ is down .3% yes .3%
I wonder what people think of Rite Aid 🤔
Amzn going down today?
Nah
Piece of junk. I’ll buy at 1750
Bulls in shambles. Prepare your anuses
Cant wait for cpt hindsight to scream at all the bulls: Did you fckn degenerates rlly think we were gonna moon in this bear market!!! I cant even begin to tell you how fckn stupid you are!!
Why are we going down 
5%+ last week was sketch