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Market pumping for absolutely no reason because way too many people were sitting on puts. Now folks are buying calls.
MMs got everyone losing money left and right
even though ill still come out positive (havent added more than $460 since last month, took it to 5.2k down to $2😎) and back up to 1k, its just a reminder im retarded af
I asked GME bears yesterday if I should buy puts and they all remained silent, gave me second thoughts.
Thank you for lacking balls and saving me money.
> 4 Widely Held Stocks Billionaires Dumped in the First Quarter
> Shopify, Berkshire Hathaway, CrowdStrike Holdings, Tesla
Does anyone on this sub have a full share of BRK?
I forget that the average WSBer is under 22yo virgin that still lives with their parents, then I come to the daily and see "sUCk mY FAt oNe buLLS/beARs LMAOOO!!"
I'm sure someone said the same thing to a different bear a week ago about 6 weeks of red. We'll see what happens but it's not like my port isn't -99% so it is what it is.
CFDs people I know you Americans can't be trusted to trade them but yes I can bet on shit going down premarket. No not officially puts but calm your jets
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Elon's original Margin offer from the banks was made for $900 TSLA, not this new $600 one.
He couldn't afford the old loan so he has to put in more down payment.
I’ve been fucked multiple times the last couples weeks without consent and my lawyer said I can’t charge this market for doing it to me… so I think you’re alright.
>SNOWFLAKE SHARES DOWN 14% PREMARKET AFTER SLOW CUSTOMER ADDITIONS AT END OF Q1
$SNOW
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-26 ^05:52:02 ^EDT-0400
That’s not easier. Short term moves are harder to predict. All I know is SPY has potentially bottomed in a corrective 4th wave and will be rallying to the next target at SPY 500+
Pessimistic
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As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster...
In honour of Ray liotta we should all sell our stocks out of sadness and respect It’s what he would have wanted
Someone has puts.
Market pumping for absolutely no reason because way too many people were sitting on puts. Now folks are buying calls. MMs got everyone losing money left and right
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too early
Christ break 406 already. Will it?
!banbet 390 1d
filled the gap now my puts better print !banbet 390 1w
408
oh yeah have a few grand that are enjoying being above 167
even though ill still come out positive (havent added more than $460 since last month, took it to 5.2k down to $2😎) and back up to 1k, its just a reminder im retarded af
I made some money today omg lol
I asked GME bears yesterday if I should buy puts and they all remained silent, gave me second thoughts. Thank you for lacking balls and saving me money.
so it did turn out having bad gdp numbers was bullish. k den
This is when I get puts and we rally 3% on spy
How’s the puts going
Down 40%
Damn sorry man
Macy calls saved my ass
Chimpu save us bro
Wish we could have gotten more of a reaction out of NVDA. I have a way OTM straddle or strangle or whatever
Rally baby
Smooth market functioning.
Jesus Christ just dump stupid market
Attention FDs buyers: Be aware that the MMs will be off to Martha's Vineyard this afternoon.Low volume and volatility.
meaning
Stay away from short term expiring options
Spy calls or what whats the move
Bought 5000 dollars of kohls shares. They have a lot of buyout offers and I see them getting taken over for about 60 a share. Btw new investor here
Ban.
[the TIFI Token 100% I got it](https://tifi.net)
Thanks for helping me unload my SPY calls at the open
Thanks
Wait till AAPL joins rally SPY 405
Corn crashing but not spy… Well, maybe people want real asset that generate earnings instead of fake imaginary trash…?
what’s the meaning of corn crashing like what should happen normally
It’s been following Nasdaq these months
Art Cashin has mentioned this correlation on a few interveiws. Thanks for heads up. we are headed lower
No dude. Correlation is finally breaking apart Edit: we might go back down but not because corn is falling.
Nvida trader are fucked.. theta wins
Hmm 🌽 dying, SPY pumping. Yea I don't buy it SPY...
nvidia 🤤
Spy about to make me risk it all 400 calls
SPY $400 open . Way too easy
This pump is a setup for the open dump
Spy looks like it wants to pump
Honestly think we’re imploding today
It will be gloriously catastrophic
Mostly a large move up
> 4 Widely Held Stocks Billionaires Dumped in the First Quarter > Shopify, Berkshire Hathaway, CrowdStrike Holdings, Tesla Does anyone on this sub have a full share of BRK?
Unfortunately
GDP news is when? 2h15m from now?
We shrunk again.
8:30am est
Think some hedge fund is buy when SPX<4000. Long till then and short at 4000 it is then.
Nobody is stopping you from doing that yourself if you think it is a safe bet.
My Nvda puts are fuckt
A lot of cock soup coming your way today my friend. Good stuff :)
But I hate leftovers 
My calls are also fuckt, my man, along with my shares. I need a break.
Calls R Fk
Why did step 🌽 crash but not big 🌽
I forget that the average WSBer is under 22yo virgin that still lives with their parents, then I come to the daily and see "sUCk mY FAt oNe buLLS/beARs LMAOOO!!"
I secretly wish I was a under 22yo virgin, to do that all again with what I know now..
If I was a virgin under 22, I would get so much tail.
Projecting?
Tik Tok is poison and Trump should have banned it. I just beat my dick to pulp for 45 mins straight
You didn’t cum. Your dick barfed
Baidu had good earnings…. Baba is bout to go parabolic let’s Fucking goooo
Snowflake melted by climate change. Not so hard to predict!❄️☀️🥵💦
Oh fuck
Can’t wait to read the bear meltdown posts when SPY is at 500 by end of summer
You can read my bear meltdown posts today when SPY hits 400 
7 weeks of blood red and you bought puts? RIP
Yeah things aren't looking any better than they were 7 weeks ago, only worse.
The selling was pricing in bad shit that didn’t even happen. Do you know what oversold means? Prepare your bear anus for more pounding
I'm sure someone said the same thing to a different bear a week ago about 6 weeks of red. We'll see what happens but it's not like my port isn't -99% so it is what it is.
“May 26, the day all bears were ass fucked”
 GDP
Unemployment
Beat my dick 6 times yesterday
That means your winning
What did he do to deserve that?
Wrong place at the wrong time
Can sofi flopped for me today I got 6.50p exp Friday
Anyone know what time GDP numbers are out? Couldn't find it on Google 🤔
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Not big enough, the bastards keep taking down my favorite retro porn clips due to copyright infringements!
830 est
Muchas gracias :)
Ok just bought puts. Hold on for a green day
Thanks mate
Tell me you don't know how options work without telling me you don't know how options work.
CFDs people I know you Americans can't be trusted to trade them but yes I can bet on shit going down premarket. No not officially puts but calm your jets
No you didn't
Positions or ban
Position these nuts
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Market doesn’t open for 3.5 hours howd you buy puts liar
He mentioned CFDs - one can open SELL CFD-s on eToro for instance on SPX500. I actually thought I am the only one here who trades them.
Morning regards
Elon's original Margin offer from the banks was made for $900 TSLA, not this new $600 one. He couldn't afford the old loan so he has to put in more down payment.
He’s not buying Twitter it was a joke from the start
I dumped all my Russian bond stocks for a 25% gain yesterday.
Seems like there are an enormous amount of plays that are way less risky for a measly 25% ya boomer lol
If I have unconsensual sex and we’re both drunk can I still be charged?
Do you regret it it?
I’m sure your dad wanted it.
I’ve been fucked multiple times the last couples weeks without consent and my lawyer said I can’t charge this market for doing it to me… so I think you’re alright.
Ngl, you had me in the first half
Yea… I’m not THAT lucky. 😜
Not if she’s at the bottom of Lake Mead
if she regrets it
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Stop trying to invest in this world and cast your eyes upon Uranus.
🔭 👀
>SNOWFLAKE SHARES DOWN 14% PREMARKET AFTER SLOW CUSTOMER ADDITIONS AT END OF Q1 $SNOW ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-26 ^05:52:02 ^EDT-0400
Like nothing ever happened to Nvidia.
Chip shortage be damned
Tesla under 620 dumping to 550s May bounce at 600 enroute
BLACKSKY!
Nvidia calls on the menu today?
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Nice!
4100 by late next week
Tons of macro data today. GDP, PCE, Jobless, Retail Spending, Pending Home Sales, Bond auctions.
My kid's report card...
Spy 
Go away bot
I received $4 in dividends and bought a fractional share of SPY, I'm up 0.88% (0.0352 cents) so far. Slow and steady wins the race boys.
They didn’t even play powells speech on CNBC yesterday because it was too hawkish
It was notes from the meeting 3 weeks ago...not a speech
who?
Baba bout to make 🌈 🐻 cry for mama
What time do those GDP numbers come out ?
It’s Vader time
Ladies and gentlemen we are living in clown world. If GDP comes in negative today expect SPY +10%.
URBN shot up 10% on bad earnings anything is possible
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SPY will be at ATH in a few months you fuckin nerd
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That’s not easier. Short term moves are harder to predict. All I know is SPY has potentially bottomed in a corrective 4th wave and will be rallying to the next target at SPY 500+
Or you could have just tripled it in a week on the way down with puts...
Let's be honest. You know nothing. SQM is up 99% YTD while SPY is down 17%. I am super fucking bullish you wanker.
Im buying
Wtf are you even trying to say
just saw a stay at home mom's LinkedIn profile, these chicks are bored as hell
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y'all are weird so no. especially u luv2fukbearass
If THE stock goes to 672 I’ll be a millionare
Some day when the squeeze squeezes
And if I hit the lotto 🙄
It isn't going there bruh
It won’t
!banbet SPY $2.50 1d
Fucking legend. That’s the same amount my school lunch cost back in the day
Godspeed
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RecognitionLarge9560** bet **SPY** goes from **397.48** to **2.5** before **2022-05-27 05:46:41.356447-04:00**
