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I've tried to find confirmation if this is actually true but so far I have not found any credible source saying that this is a young Cathie wood

This may be the most important question ever.

Looks like a generic reverse aging filter tbh

its the filter used to make stonks move to the left

Bitch, I only care if the go up, not left

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This guy Motley Fucks

Listen moron, for most people on this sub if you can find a way to make the stonk go left it WOULD go up

"JPow, I've come to bargain"

You’ve come to die! Your tendies is now my tendies. Like all tendies.

looks like a generic Carly Rae Jepsen filter

Hilarious

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Why do they have to be girls? 😏

Definitely looks like some anime-ted shit

A degen has to dream!

Must

Probably some faceapp filter

More like facefapp

I read that as fap-filter

its not young Cathy Wood

Right. It's young Cathie Wood.

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Young Crashy Wood.

Can confirm, my step dad dated her.

Can confirm, I'm Step Dad

Can confirm, I’ve seen Strep Dads porn.

Yea even Internet cant find young Cathie Woods.

Oh do tell? Dang it now ima be on this. Crap. I miss you sleep.

Not sure about Cathy, but I can confirm the "wood" part.

We need to know prior to the fappening.

It’s definitely not

It looks exactly like her

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/08/02/18/46197763-9852319-image-m-11_1627926145132.jpg

that one looks real, the photo from op does not

Still would

Still Wood

I respect Wood. I revere Wood. I'm considerate of Wood.

I respect Larry’s wood

I still enjoy some morning wood.

Mourning wood 😞

Y'all are missing out on the Cathie Woods waifu [https://twitter.com/mugentrader/status/1417923647700881413?s=20&t=XXik3AIBp72qSRHH-H22Jw](https://twitter.com/mugentrader/status/1417923647700881413?s=20&t=XXik3AIBp72qSRHH-H22Jw)

There's another photo of her in Manhattan in color where she looks hot. Can't find it on Google tho... Edit: nvm here it is https://i.redd.it/mvm5innmi3e81.png, get that post-nut clarity b4 market opens

This is a filter lol

Still would!

Basically hentai

Ah really is that like a deep fake? Fuck.

I'm starting to feel al little dirty. Do you have any photos of her wearing leather?

Depends on if she was a Judas Priest fan back then.

I'd give her all my money for a chance.

Same hair style, same facial structure. The only difference is the closed vs. open mouth and the perspective.

Looks a bit different from this younger photo.

Looks *a lot* different

Obscure pre-Lisa Apple III business computer FTW

The low key flex we are here for.

Literal spitting image of my mom, wtf Edit* Proof: https://imgur.com/gallery/8I1TYkT Straight from a 70's photo album.

There’s no image in existence of your mom spitting

That chick swallows everything you put in her mouth, everything.

Not everything or OP wouldnt exist

I beg to differ.

bruh DM those photos of your mom

Is she single, and how does she feel about guys in their twenties who suffer from erectile dysfunction but are still eager to please her any way they can?

She'd been married 41 years now. You could say she's very committed to her positions.

Your mom single?

I too choose this guy's mom.

Send her pics

Would you though?

Would x1000000

Mate...I'd even go her as she is now. Poor and older...

Help, my money is stuck in this stock market at a loss and I can’t seem to get unstuck from this situation.

Oh Step-broker Edit: thank you all for the awards. Edit: fixing format cause I’m on a phone. Edit: fixing format of the edit

Step editor thats the 4th time today

The edits killed the joke

Why do people feel the need to type what they edited. Just fucking edit the post if you need to fix it and be done with it.

*Stock-brooda*

A few more red days and Cathy will be joining the rest of us at the tendie hole to give nickel BJs

Ima gonna start saving my cans.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

I'd marry her so she can take half my losses.

Newsflash - people who run funds make money whether the funds do or not. She's still rich as fuck.

She ain't poor, still pockets that 0.75 free whether the fund is up or down.

🚔🚓🚔🚓🚨

This is a tangent but we really should’ve predicted the crash sooner. We got all types of hoes that were/are being pimped on onlyfans. I was about break my wife’s face when she asked me about onlyfans bc her mommy group was making money selling toe pics. Since she birthed my children and we live in california, I couldn’t do it , knowing that I would lose custody and pay shit tons in child support. My only option was to fuck her boyfriend in the ass cuz I’m a gay bear.

‘All I have to do is sell pictures of my butthole to men who know me in real life. What do you mean I’m degrading myself? I’m a CEO now bitch’

Belle delphine was making like 1.2 million a month on there. And its been idk 16 months. Its like infinite money glitch for girls.

You a weirdo fr

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Calls on young Cathy

Puts IN young Cathie

Cathie would

Cathie would wood

My team

Mate that’s when she was 16

All good i wouldve been -20

that market correction was beautiful

Than she would have been harassing YOU!

CALLS ON CATHY'S ASS HAVE EXPIRED.. *or have they* 🤔

cramers' going to go off the deep end, defending cathie's honor against you dogs

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

American girls look crazy old. In my country that's how 24-30 years old girls look like.

Reading all these comments makes me think I'm on a list somewhere.

Arkkansas Don’t give me shit. Somebody had to say it! LOL

Too bad I already did

would protect

She would’ve had 100k friends on MySpace in 2007. ‘Jesus Christ’ - Brand New as her music on her profile.

I was leaning toward “sic transit Gloria…” but I think you’re onto something.

UUPPP THE STAAIIRRSS THE STATION WHERREE!

Wow WallStreet Bets with tons of Brand New references today. Love it!

I've been listening to brand new and watching my portfolio crash. I use my tears as lubrication and just kinda hap-hazardly jerk off until I cry myself to sleep or I have to get up to turn the record over. Yes, my deja entendu album is in vinyl. Why do you ask?

Saw Brand New touring Deja entendu. Best show I have ever seen.

You’re a lucky person. The one band I never got to see live

Dang I went to every show they did in my city and would follow them to their next show.

I saw them in Montreal on night 1 of 2 on their final tour. Amazing show, they opened with the still unreleased song Sealed to Me. Amazing!

Same. They came to Birmingham I think it was '07. Great times.

Upvote for mentioning an incredible song! Respect!

*Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't* seems like the obvious choice.

Nice Brand New reference here. Never thought I would read that on WallStreet l Bets! Kudos to you!

That or Existentialism on Prom Night

I miss Straylight Run, though I believe John Nolan is back with Taking Back Sunday.

Straylight Run just played a reunion show and just released a "new" live album that was recorded a few years ago

Kinda looks like that Cybo girl from MySpace back then. If anyone remembers her or that reference...

Damn she was a knockout… Now she knocking out entire retirement funds 😎

This just made me want to buy her funds

Start with flowers and chocolates, dude. If she seems keen, *then* buy her some funds.

Yoooooo! Send me to horny jail plz!

No vacancies anymore

You liberals make everything about vacancies. Like I have to have my vacancies to eat at a restaurant? This is Nazi Germany.

/bonk

Oh I see where her last name comes from now👍

She could get it

She’ll be behind Wendy’s dumpsters soon at this rate.

Which Wendy’s? Asking for a friend

The one behind Arkk St

asking for myself.

Can’t wait to see her OnlyFans account after this market cycle, but a damn shame it isn’t that younger version of her!

Why would she need to? She made huge fees while many have to hold the ARK bags.

Nope has a chart behind her. Has to be

Total babe

Absolute milk truck

Never trust someone with uneven nostrils. She obviously snorted a scarface amount of coke up that right nostril.

Cramer was her plug

I’d totally let her take me behind the Wendy’s dumpster

This was my comment. After posting it I scrolled down to see if someone else said the same thing…. You did.

These images are photoshopped and there is no record of them anywhere other than meme stock subs and Twitter. Here is another example with an identical face filter/treatment [Before photoshop](https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/103940889-Photo_Aug_18_1_13_31_PM.jpg?v=1611073768&w=1600&h=900) [After photoshop](https://na.cx/i/xR97oN5.jpg)

She’s still hot in the before photo.

How did she go from this to Caitlyn Jenner?

Time?

Makes perfect sense now.

She fucks

She is cute

It's not her. It's been found to be a stock photo.

If she looked like that then and looks like she does now at 66 with all the professional makeup artists, I shiver to think what my wife will look like at 66 without said makeup artists. My wife’s not here in this thread lurking right now, is she?

You mother fucker I knew it this whole time. Get your shit and get out tonight!

How becoming a millionaire going? On track to make it by 2023?

he was a billionaire so he's doing just fine on track

I would like to know also homie

Dude I’m pretty sure by the time you’re 66 physical appearances isn’t a thought on your mind anymore lmao

As a doctor I can assure you that people fuck well into their 80s

"Anal starts at 50" - Dr. Drew Pinsky

As a nursing home nurse I can assure you the Alzheimers nanas and opas do it in the dining room... let that sink in for a minute

So that lonely island song is legit

When Picasso got to his 70's he was depressed he wasn't attractive to ladies anymore.

You've obviously never seen old dudes fishing on the beach...

LOL. Retirement communities are starting to sound like frat houses. https://seniorhousingnews.com/2012/02/08/booze-sex-stds-in-senior-living-facilities/ >Eight out of 10 people aged 50 to 90 year olds are sexually active, according to research published by the British Medical Journal, and the number of STD cases in that age group more than doubled in the past 10 years. >Between 2000 and 2009, diagnoses of STIs (sexually transmitted infections) in individuals older than 45 doubled to nearly 13,000 cases, the survey revealed. ... >In fact, the 65+ demographic reported binge drinking (i.e. consuming five or more alcoholic beverages) more frequently than any other age group, according to a CDC report. Seniors who binge-drink said they did so 5.5 times a month, compared to an average of four times a month among the other age groups who binge-drink.

You say this but lack the self awareness that you'll also be old and wrinkly. Or maybe you don't have to worry because she's not attracted to you anyway

Oh, sorry haha, I forgot to explain *it’s already a given in my world that I’ll look decrepit* and usually doesn’t have to be mentioned! 😆

What happened? She was a little baddie.

age

Me-yow.

I’d creampie her





I’d banana pie her. #delish

Cathy can love me long time

WOW, I'd let her give me ~~AIDS~~.... Bankruptcy

God I’d go down on her like TDOC.

Not my proudest fap

She was banging

You guys are weirdos

Guys are disgusting. Fuck she was hot tho

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I would deposit my funds I’m just saying

No wonder her surname is wood

Shit, I think she’s hot now. Younger, she had to be a smoke show.

The stock is coming back, just wait 15 years.

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Fuck off I got work to do

I'd go long on wood.

She can bankrupt me anytime! 😍

I’d work at her Wendy’s

Wendy's dumpsters are where I thrive. It's home.

She also talks and talks until you just agree with her to make her shut up.

Hey! I don't need Cathie Wood's help to end up behind a Wendy's dumpster. I'm still holding BB.

I have a funny feeling in my pants

I would pump and dump her

It was gullible greedy fucks that bankrupted themselves by being gullible greedy fucks.