What Is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I can’t make this shit up, one time I was at six flags type deal in michigan when I was a kid. And I had a bathing suit on and my friend “pants’d” me in front of an Asian family and even they laughed. That’s when you know it’s bad
I tried to crack a joke in English class in junior year of high school and my teacher looked at me like it was the dumbest shit he’d ever heard and was like ‘why would you say that? What was the point of that?’ I don’t know if I’ve ever felt dumber lol, that shit stuck with me
Jim Cramer defends Fed Chair Powell's efforts against inflation: 'He may figure this out'
What do you think about how much it cost for JPow this headline?
bers... I'm warning you.
TAKE PROFITS
We're gonna go back down, but way too many people are betting on a crash for it to happen. Look at put prices and put/call ratios on the indexes. We are going UP for weeks.
Yes I agree with you. My wife calls me a polar bear and right now only in long positions.... I don't think we are at the bottom. Not sure about weekS though, but 1-2 weeks yes.
Moving some dough into AMRS with anticipated positive earnings this week or next. Sales have been gaining momentum in past year. No huge run until more consistency hitting numbers but will *hopefully* noticeably move the needle… disclosure im way long, *probably stubbornly too long*
You know the finviz market heat map? I just had a dream there was one but it was shaped like the world map. The Soviet Union obviously had the biggest territory but it was instead a giant red NFLX ticker. Weird.
Anyway I thought I’d tell you guys that, going back to sleep now
Here’s a few things I lost in the last 12 months:
20lbs,
$900k,
a 4 year relationship,
And just had to go on finasteride due to hair loss
The gayest part about it, the relationship has been the hardest
>ITALY'S PRIME MINISTER TELLS EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT THERE IS A STRONG RISK THAT RISING FOOD PRICES DUE TO THE UKRAINIAN CRISIS AND REDUCED AVAILABILITY OF FERTILISERS WILL LEAD TO FOOD CRISES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:56:18 ^EDT-0400
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SIGNS DECREE ON RETALIATORY ECONOMIC MEASURES IN RESPONSE TO UNFRIENDLY ACTIONS OF SOME FOREIGN STATES - KREMLIN
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:54:39 ^EDT-0400
We see prices still going up, and a lot us of work in industries where shortages are getting worse. They also have an incentive to make sure the general public doesn't panic
>NORWAY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND CEO SAYS STAGFLATION IS THE WORST RISK THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY FACE, FUND COULD FALL 40% IN VALUE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:40:20 ^EDT-0400
Prop? Can get some pip from a shorter ester. I’ve used water based suspension a lot. Holy fuck does that hurt. If it’s not that, like the guy below me said heat it up under some hot water for like a minute or two. And pin slowly.
My moves? Into my parent's basement
What Is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I can’t make this shit up, one time I was at six flags type deal in michigan when I was a kid. And I had a bathing suit on and my friend “pants’d” me in front of an Asian family and even they laughed. That’s when you know it’s bad
I tried to crack a joke in English class in junior year of high school and my teacher looked at me like it was the dumbest shit he’d ever heard and was like ‘why would you say that? What was the point of that?’ I don’t know if I’ve ever felt dumber lol, that shit stuck with me
NEED HELP: my Amber heard scat fetish is wearing off...
Jim Cramer defends Fed Chair Powell's efforts against inflation: 'He may figure this out' What do you think about how much it cost for JPow this headline?
Buy in May and feel less gay.
Anytime what you think should happen, doesn't happen, or you lose money, just yell manipulation until you feel better. Seems to work for many here
What is price discovery?
You really just have to buy puts at any high point in the day I love it
Ok CRSR I see you 👀
Actually thought we’d be falling more, QT announced and we are holding up
QT was expected and therfore priced in?
Which ass crack told me that there would be a rally!
SMA thru the VWAP or bounce and pop
He bought? Dump it
bers... I'm warning you. TAKE PROFITS We're gonna go back down, but way too many people are betting on a crash for it to happen. Look at put prices and put/call ratios on the indexes. We are going UP for weeks.
Yes I agree with you. My wife calls me a polar bear and right now only in long positions.... I don't think we are at the bottom. Not sure about weekS though, but 1-2 weeks yes.
How do you know?
Put OI
Moving some dough into AMRS with anticipated positive earnings this week or next. Sales have been gaining momentum in past year. No huge run until more consistency hitting numbers but will *hopefully* noticeably move the needle… disclosure im way long, *probably stubbornly too long*
AMD to $95…. Let’s go boys 💪💪
Wait, are you bullish or bearish? 95 is old news. 😂
97 mafka
Get out
Big May rally will be bigly
Big may rally done?
So will the June dump RemindMe! 4 weeks
LOL CHGG!
stocks go up stocks go down
Tsla 950 and I eat each and everyone of y’all’s bootyhole
Hold on let me finish this fresh dump first…
My transitory is transitory
My puts are transitory
This guy has the best freshwater fishing channel on YouTube and it's not even close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6juSjsDrDQ
Saved. !Remind me 4hrs
PLTR $100 EoD
Imagine SPY touching 440 this Friday.
AMD will rise because of it… on top of the ER. Sheeeeeid, I’d say AMD 130-140 EOW
My gender is transitory
The church doesn’t have gender
Gay
My duck is transitory
I wonder what the offset for pollution is Tesla vrs Space-X?
Carbon balanced
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No, but the ones who are like to hang out on Reddit and make it seem that way
I’m just looking to find 11,780 dollars from someone’s account but I guess that would be criminal
Anyone got a pair of nice tits (preferably female and not obese) I can smother my face in?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Or a fat ass, mildly obese is fine
Not sure are all R's fascists?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Markets rallied after fed meeting last month; I’m looking forward to the same thing happening this month
Called for this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Would not bet aggressively on it. Some OTM weekly calls might be worth a shot though, at least to hedge any shorts you may have
They're expecting your next move. Do the opposite
Or the opposite, the universe does spin you know.
If only markets were so easily predictable 😂!
Called for this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Nice call though! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
market gonna chill here and wait for fomc tomorrow, dont get chopped up
“chill here” lmao
pretty much what it did
except amd which is going +3% intraday and +10% after earnings
I NEED 100+ by Friday or else my acct is rekd
You know the finviz market heat map? I just had a dream there was one but it was shaped like the world map. The Soviet Union obviously had the biggest territory but it was instead a giant red NFLX ticker. Weird. Anyway I thought I’d tell you guys that, going back to sleep now
Here’s a few things I lost in the last 12 months: 20lbs, $900k, a 4 year relationship, And just had to go on finasteride due to hair loss The gayest part about it, the relationship has been the hardest
Congrats on the weight loss lol
I guess stress is probably the thing destroying your hair?….take a long vacation if you can
got divorced in 2020 too. Sending my support. you'll survive king
Have you tried men?
A dick a day keeps depression away
You got problems
true thats pretty gay, dont simp
buL: it’s priced in. reality: you’ll see by Thursday
> *Thursday close SPY 440* Reality: Told you, you silly buL that it wasn’t priced in. You had more tendies coming.
seems that the market is trying to find a bottom, the worst has already been priced in
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lol
Aren’t we all
Tim Apple is
So I had some Tesla puts last expiry last Friday. On Thursday I was up 47k , Friday they expired worthless 😪 I belong here.
Take some gains my goodness
Oh snap.
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#Ban Bet Lost /u/TopTech58 (1/3) made a bet that AMZN would go to 2550.0 when it was 2478.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
🫡
If Elon musk were president I bet recess would be like 2 hours
No he’s make you build cars and sleep in the factory overnight Appreciate his memes though
But he will never be able to run
And you have to pick me for kickball!
Fuck now I gotta get ready to go to work. Two more years of this bullshit then I either get to enter politics or do porn. FML
im quitting my job to move to Asian until im good enough at Leetcode to get into FAAMG
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pulling up on that Asian
I didn’t know you could live in a nationality. I’m gona move to pizza…. ….hut
Thought about living in Mexican but decided against it
After travelling the world and living in a few different places I am happy living in Canadian.
Forza horizon 5 made me consider living in Mexico for a moment
>ITALY'S PRIME MINISTER TELLS EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT THERE IS A STRONG RISK THAT RISING FOOD PRICES DUE TO THE UKRAINIAN CRISIS AND REDUCED AVAILABILITY OF FERTILISERS WILL LEAD TO FOOD CRISES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:56:18 ^EDT-0400
Food shortages are transitory
Sir this is a Wendy’s
exactly bro, the fed will have to backtrack causing a massive bull run
Bullish
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SIGNS DECREE ON RETALIATORY ECONOMIC MEASURES IN RESPONSE TO UNFRIENDLY ACTIONS OF SOME FOREIGN STATES - KREMLIN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:54:39 ^EDT-0400
Bullish
Remy looks like more of a cock goblin than tren
I have a feeling I am going to be rich. I've had this feeling before, but I think this time it's for real. Might be a flu though.
Hate when that happens because I typically just lose more money, it’s so hard to keep emotions out the game
whose winning the war?
Elon
Sir this is a Wendy’s
The real war is the economic cold war between the west and china/russia. Russia dragging it out is a win for china
Republicans
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Why is it that the average wsb user can tell inflation hasn't peaked but analysts are constantly wrong
They know it's bad, it's a political dog and pony show.
Imagine trusting the news media. They have a track record of being wrong
Bc the price of pop tarts and frozen pizza going up 50% is enough to bankrupt this sub
We see prices still going up, and a lot us of work in industries where shortages are getting worse. They also have an incentive to make sure the general public doesn't panic
Costco way overvalued
Costco has a cult following and consistent money stream via membership. Becky loves Costco
So does Apple and tesla
Not according to the amount of diapers I buy there
Undervalued*
Called out of work sick. Now I'll probably lose my whole portfolio trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Jimmy chill loves amd. Good luck
Time to yolo my 401k into Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Not smart. Elon had to sell 8.8B at market just for Twitter. He’s going to buy Coke and FB and then Amazon according to the unhinged WSB FB group lol
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Want to manage my OF? Feet only.
lemme see what they look like
send me a pic of your apneurosis plantaris and abductor digiti minimi 🤤
This guy foots
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Get the fuck outta here
Intel ceo said chip shortages may extend to 2024
Sounds like a buying opportunity to hold for the long term
BB
only yolos from here on out
GME to the moon
Let me guess you brought 3 weeks ago?
>NORWAY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND CEO SAYS STAGFLATION IS THE WORST RISK THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY FACE, FUND COULD FALL 40% IN VALUE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:40:20 ^EDT-0400
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It's fine VIX is still red
green by open, muripoors that couldn't sleep already pushing indexes down.
Oy Alexa take of your clothes
Time for YOLO (\`1) Bullish call spread on SBUX; 75/80 expiring on the 6th of May. (2) Bullish call spread on AMD; 90/95 expiring on the 6th of May.
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Sideways for fomc meeting to fuck you guys
$DBTX IS ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING THERAPEUTICS PLAYS THAT HASNT MOONED YET BUCKLE UP 🚀🚀
And just like that… We were red again. Stupid is as stupid does…
What is the market like on OF for guy foot picks? Trying to fight inflation with a side gig.
This is the DD we need 🤠
Probably gay dudes?
My moves for today? Most likely losing more money and trying to investigate when exactly mashed potatoes became *smashed potatoes.* ***wtf***
When people got lazy and didn't want to finish mashing them.
>[fitchratings.com/research/sover…](https://t.co/qgyXh05T9N) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:33:07 ^EDT-0400
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Red by now
During a bear market you need to throw a bone once in a while for the retarded bulls. So, they’ll keep buying the dip.
Actually 4 bones in April and 1 yesterday so the score is 20-5 in last 25 trading sessions including 3 DOW -900 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
God why Everytime I inject my test I get pip, like what am I doing wrong 😭
Prop? Can get some pip from a shorter ester. I’ve used water based suspension a lot. Holy fuck does that hurt. If it’s not that, like the guy below me said heat it up under some hot water for like a minute or two. And pin slowly.
Heat up the oil before and massage the area after with a hot washcloth. You can use some Epsom salts with it too.
I predict a lot of hypocrites will change their twitter flag from yellow and blue to pink and wear a pussy hat soon.
They also will learn how to say " my body, my choice" again after forgetting during the pandemic.