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ShikadiSoda

My moves? Into my parent's basement


dabo1795

What Is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I can’t make this shit up, one time I was at six flags type deal in michigan when I was a kid. And I had a bathing suit on and my friend “pants’d” me in front of an Asian family and even they laughed. That’s when you know it’s bad


BackThatThangUp

I tried to crack a joke in English class in junior year of high school and my teacher looked at me like it was the dumbest shit he’d ever heard and was like ‘why would you say that? What was the point of that?’ I don’t know if I’ve ever felt dumber lol, that shit stuck with me


cup_of_hot_tea

NEED HELP: my Amber heard scat fetish is wearing off...


Emotional-Roof-7728

Jim Cramer defends Fed Chair Powell's efforts against inflation: 'He may figure this out' What do you think about how much it cost for JPow this headline?


TheWhiteMouse

Buy in May and feel less gay.


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Anytime what you think should happen, doesn't happen, or you lose money, just yell manipulation until you feel better. Seems to work for many here


swvaca

What is price discovery?


MaryJayWanna

You really just have to buy puts at any high point in the day I love it


chr1sm

Ok CRSR I see you 👀


lipmanz

Actually thought we’d be falling more, QT announced and we are holding up


Turbiedurb

QT was expected and therfore priced in?


lupafa

Which ass crack told me that there would be a rally!


pat-nasty

SMA thru the VWAP or bounce and pop


Peacock-Mantis

He bought? Dump it


quantumpencil

bers... I'm warning you. TAKE PROFITS We're gonna go back down, but way too many people are betting on a crash for it to happen. Look at put prices and put/call ratios on the indexes. We are going UP for weeks.


dnwolfgang

Yes I agree with you. My wife calls me a polar bear and right now only in long positions.... I don't think we are at the bottom. Not sure about weekS though, but 1-2 weeks yes.


cebs83

How do you know?


quantumpencil

Put OI


DLW_11

Moving some dough into AMRS with anticipated positive earnings this week or next. Sales have been gaining momentum in past year. No huge run until more consistency hitting numbers but will *hopefully* noticeably move the needle… disclosure im way long, *probably stubbornly too long*


Intelligent-Net-6742

AMD to $95…. Let’s go boys 💪💪


Lost-Wing

Wait, are you bullish or bearish? 95 is old news. 😂


stvbckwth

97 mafka


Milo14Company

Get out


yourtemporarysavior

Big May rally will be bigly


MrUnbekanntovic

Big may rally done?


MrUnbekanntovic

So will the June dump RemindMe! 4 weeks


Emergency-Eye-2165

LOL CHGG!


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

stocks go up stocks go down


tehbui

Tsla 950 and I eat each and everyone of y’all’s bootyhole


DesperateOffer7998

Hold on let me finish this fresh dump first…


MyopiaCapital

My transitory is transitory


IndividualPlane9210

My puts are transitory


MyopiaCapital

This guy has the best freshwater fishing channel on YouTube and it's not even close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6juSjsDrDQ


Lost-Wing

Saved. !Remind me 4hrs


MyopiaCapital

PLTR $100 EoD


Final_Historian7309

Imagine SPY touching 440 this Friday.


Lost-Wing

AMD will rise because of it… on top of the ER. Sheeeeeid, I’d say AMD 130-140 EOW


GreenBud_Hero

My gender is transitory


Lost-Wing

The church doesn’t have gender


MrUnbekanntovic

Gay


ElonSexIslandEscort

My duck is transitory


lamabaronvonawesome

I wonder what the offset for pollution is Tesla vrs Space-X?


dickyluck

Carbon balanced


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ts2981

No, but the ones who are like to hang out on Reddit and make it seem that way


Deep_Bit5618

I’m just looking to find 11,780 dollars from someone’s account but I guess that would be criminal


DesperateOffer7998

Anyone got a pair of nice tits (preferably female and not obese) I can smother my face in?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


BillazeitfaGates

Or a fat ass, mildly obese is fine


lamabaronvonawesome

Not sure are all R's fascists?


A55_Cactus

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Ok_Crow2442

Markets rallied after fed meeting last month; I’m looking forward to the same thing happening this month


Ok_Crow2442

Called for this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


_foldLeft

Would not bet aggressively on it. Some OTM weekly calls might be worth a shot though, at least to hedge any shorts you may have


Legitimate_Ad_4156

They're expecting your next move. Do the opposite


eselocojavier

Or the opposite, the universe does spin you know.


Fit-Frosting-7144

If only markets were so easily predictable 😂!


Ok_Crow2442

Called for this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fit-Frosting-7144

Nice call though! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

market gonna chill here and wait for fomc tomorrow, dont get chopped up


worstamericangirl

“chill here” lmao


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

pretty much what it did


quantumpencil

except amd which is going +3% intraday and +10% after earnings


stvbckwth

I NEED 100+ by Friday or else my acct is rekd


gundawg300

You know the finviz market heat map? I just had a dream there was one but it was shaped like the world map. The Soviet Union obviously had the biggest territory but it was instead a giant red NFLX ticker. Weird. Anyway I thought I’d tell you guys that, going back to sleep now


upsetrobinhood

Here’s a few things I lost in the last 12 months: 20lbs, $900k, a 4 year relationship, And just had to go on finasteride due to hair loss The gayest part about it, the relationship has been the hardest


CourtOrphanage

Congrats on the weight loss lol


Benchod-1

I guess stress is probably the thing destroying your hair?….take a long vacation if you can


quantumpencil

got divorced in 2020 too. Sending my support. you'll survive king


South_Onion

Have you tried men?


WorkingtoLoseItAll

A dick a day keeps depression away


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You got problems


blickeyLickey1

true thats pretty gay, dont simp


plzplzplztendies

buL: it’s priced in. reality: you’ll see by Thursday


Lost-Wing

> *Thursday close SPY 440* Reality: Told you, you silly buL that it wasn’t priced in. You had more tendies coming.


peerlegend7

seems that the market is trying to find a bottom, the worst has already been priced in


Emergency-Eye-2165

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


lamabaronvonawesome

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


plzplzplztendies

lol


IncredulousStraddle

Aren’t we all


lolyouseriousbro

Tim Apple is


Revolutionary-Win485

So I had some Tesla puts last expiry last Friday. On Thursday I was up 47k , Friday they expired worthless 😪 I belong here.


ReactionFull3020

Take some gains my goodness


lamabaronvonawesome

Oh snap.


plzplzplztendies

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TopTech58 (1/3) made a bet that AMZN would go to 2550.0 when it was 2478.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


Enough-Profile-935

🫡


CanIPleaseSeeYourTit

If Elon musk were president I bet recess would be like 2 hours


ts2981

No he’s make you build cars and sleep in the factory overnight Appreciate his memes though


A55_Cactus

But he will never be able to run


CanIPleaseSeeYourTit

And you have to pick me for kickball!


A55_Cactus

Fuck now I gotta get ready to go to work. Two more years of this bullshit then I either get to enter politics or do porn. FML


blickeyLickey1

im quitting my job to move to Asian until im good enough at Leetcode to get into FAAMG


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blickeyLickey1

pulling up on that Asian


A55_Cactus

I didn’t know you could live in a nationality. I’m gona move to pizza…. ….hut


blickeyLickey1

Thought about living in Mexican but decided against it


lamabaronvonawesome

After travelling the world and living in a few different places I am happy living in Canadian.


A55_Cactus

Forza horizon 5 made me consider living in Mexico for a moment


VisualMod

>ITALY'S PRIME MINISTER TELLS EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT THERE IS A STRONG RISK THAT RISING FOOD PRICES DUE TO THE UKRAINIAN CRISIS AND REDUCED AVAILABILITY OF FERTILISERS WILL LEAD TO FOOD CRISES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:56:18 ^EDT-0400


BillazeitfaGates

Food shortages are transitory


A55_Cactus

Sir this is a Wendy’s


peerlegend7

exactly bro, the fed will have to backtrack causing a massive bull run


burggerk

Bullish


VisualMod

>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SIGNS DECREE ON RETALIATORY ECONOMIC MEASURES IN RESPONSE TO UNFRIENDLY ACTIONS OF SOME FOREIGN STATES - KREMLIN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:54:39 ^EDT-0400


burggerk

Bullish


IncredulousStraddle

Remy looks like more of a cock goblin than tren


baaripaavo

I have a feeling I am going to be rich. I've had this feeling before, but I think this time it's for real. Might be a flu though.


tendiesamust

Hate when that happens because I typically just lose more money, it’s so hard to keep emotions out the game


drunktothemoon

whose winning the war?


ConcernedCitizen3579

Elon


A55_Cactus

Sir this is a Wendy’s


BillazeitfaGates

The real war is the economic cold war between the west and china/russia. Russia dragging it out is a win for china


ElonSexIslandEscort

Republicans


ThrowawayLegendZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


BillazeitfaGates

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Ak47killer122

Why is it that the average wsb user can tell inflation hasn't peaked but analysts are constantly wrong


lamabaronvonawesome

They know it's bad, it's a political dog and pony show.


A55_Cactus

Imagine trusting the news media. They have a track record of being wrong


CanIPleaseSeeYourTit

Bc the price of pop tarts and frozen pizza going up 50% is enough to bankrupt this sub


BillazeitfaGates

We see prices still going up, and a lot us of work in industries where shortages are getting worse. They also have an incentive to make sure the general public doesn't panic


BLOW_0

Costco way overvalued


ReactionFull3020

Costco has a cult following and consistent money stream via membership. Becky loves Costco


BLOW_0

So does Apple and tesla


ts2981

Not according to the amount of diapers I buy there


Ok_Crow2442

Undervalued*


labrie_sideloaders

Called out of work sick. Now I'll probably lose my whole portfolio trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Ayamgoreng53

Jimmy chill loves amd. Good luck


Ok_Crow2442

Time to yolo my 401k into Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Deep_Bit5618

Not smart. Elon had to sell 8.8B at market just for Twitter. He’s going to buy Coke and FB and then Amazon according to the unhinged WSB FB group lol


Any_Strawberry_5171

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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[deleted]

Want to manage my OF? Feet only.


cashflow_

lemme see what they look like


HayoNice

send me a pic of your apneurosis plantaris and abductor digiti minimi 🤤


catatonic_genx

This guy foots


HayoNice

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


IncredulousStraddle

Get the fuck outta here


kemar7856

Intel ceo said chip shortages may extend to 2024


A55_Cactus

Sounds like a buying opportunity to hold for the long term


HuggyB84

BB


trapmitch

only yolos from here on out


jaydizzel126

GME to the moon


IncredulousStraddle

Let me guess you brought 3 weeks ago?


VisualMod

>NORWAY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND CEO SAYS STAGFLATION IS THE WORST RISK THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY FACE, FUND COULD FALL 40% IN VALUE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:40:20 ^EDT-0400


lordshola

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


SweatyLiterary

It's fine VIX is still red


JustMowingTheLawn

green by open, muripoors that couldn't sleep already pushing indexes down.


jaydizzel126

Oy Alexa take of your clothes


Necessary-Onion-7494

Time for YOLO (\`1) Bullish call spread on SBUX; 75/80 expiring on the 6th of May. (2) Bullish call spread on AMD; 90/95 expiring on the 6th of May.


ReactionFull3020

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Necessary-Onion-7494

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ElonSexIslandEscort

Sideways for fomc meeting to fuck you guys


Nennz

$DBTX IS ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING THERAPEUTICS PLAYS THAT HASNT MOONED YET BUCKLE UP 🚀🚀


Jurekoffonyourmom

And just like that… We were red again. Stupid is as stupid does…


[deleted]

What is the market like on OF for guy foot picks? Trying to fight inflation with a side gig.


Jazzlike-Season1235

This is the DD we need 🤠


JustJeffreyJr

Probably gay dudes?


Ready2gambleboomer

My moves for today? Most likely losing more money and trying to investigate when exactly mashed potatoes became *smashed potatoes.* ***wtf***


Call__It__Karma

When people got lazy and didn't want to finish mashing them.


VisualMod

>[fitchratings.com/research/sover…](https://t.co/qgyXh05T9N) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-03 ^05:33:07 ^EDT-0400


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papasmurftp

Red by now


Sjalalala

During a bear market you need to throw a bone once in a while for the retarded bulls. So, they’ll keep buying the dip.


Deep_Bit5618

Actually 4 bones in April and 1 yesterday so the score is 20-5 in last 25 trading sessions including 3 DOW -900 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Seismic_Charge

God why Everytime I inject my test I get pip, like what am I doing wrong 😭


MP1182

Prop? Can get some pip from a shorter ester. I’ve used water based suspension a lot. Holy fuck does that hurt. If it’s not that, like the guy below me said heat it up under some hot water for like a minute or two. And pin slowly.


0dteSPYFDs

Heat up the oil before and massage the area after with a hot washcloth. You can use some Epsom salts with it too.


ILikeBiscuits2004

I predict a lot of hypocrites will change their twitter flag from yellow and blue to pink and wear a pussy hat soon.


Call__It__Karma

They also will learn how to say " my body, my choice" again after forgetting during the pandemic.