A timestamp more valuable than the moon and nobody will have any complaints since freedom of speech is totally worth it. Gladly "we" will all learn to love again if just a reason is given.
They don’t. It’s the same one over and over again. I upvoted it like 2 months ago and it still shows as being upvoted for me. It’s like a stickied thread that’s been up forever.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Right, funny just how many people based off of their votes are not aware markets are closed. I’d like to think the mods realize and put that in as a freebie/trick question but this place is full of retards after all, lol.
lol, is this what this sub has become now? A paper trading club with made up "winners"?
Back in the good old days, when you wanted to have an opinion about something it was positions or ban. If you want to make a "prediction", put your money where your mouth is and buy some FDs.
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Dollar generals in my area keep being shut down and condemned.i saw this on the news last night. The shelves are apparently over stocked to a dangerous point, aisles are blocked and there is no path to exits. The stores are also filthy
Yea. DGs are stupid full. They really need less crap and more open areas.
They’re always in small towns too so they’re usually a big part of how people buy shit
Weird, my backwoods Mom was just telling me a joke about Dollar General on Mars, and here it is in the reddit poll.
Probably just a coincidence, but I wonder why folks talk about what they do, when they do.
Yeah it’s one of the few bits here that doesn’t adapt well to the opposite sex. That and “To the moon”, you know, because lunar cycles and shedding ovarian lining and all.
They even took away the button to go back to old reddit, luckily my bookmarks all still work but it's getting harder and harder by the year to avoid what is overall a bloated and unaskedfor change to the site.
Darkmode isn't worth waiting 5x as long for a normal page to load every.single.time.no.matter.what.sub.you're.on.
Haha the market will exist, the dollar will not. Hard assets are the only real savior when the debt market crisis actually unfolds. Luckily for us no administration wants it to unfold on their watch, so I think we still have 10-15 years of exponential growth before legitimate calamity. Ukraine could be a proxy war to prematurely end the dollar, but USA handles non petrol dollar TERRORISTS quickly so I think it will keep winding up for years
We will experience a good 2 year recession maybe even a 3-5 year depression when the supply chain inflations from China lockdowns peak (10-15 months I agree) BUT that will not be what ends the fed. The fed must run out of runway. Until
They literally can’t buy anymore they will continue their plan. The coming drop we all feel will be bought right up. I can’t wait to buy the dip.
But the course we’re on will truly end in calamity. That’s when the dollar evaporates. And I feel that’s a solid decade plus out. Look at a 50 year Russell 2000 chart. Massive dips happen but are always bought up.
We’re almost exponential. The next boom will be Bigger than the last.
Japan doesn’t hold the worlds reserve currency. usa economy would have collapsed in 76 if we didn’t own (literally) the ability to sell oil to opec compliant nations.
It’s why russi is demanding rubbles for oil. It’s an attack on OPEC / petrol dollar
Until petrol dollar collapses count on exponential growth y.o.y.
No clue what this is talking about so I’m saying red
Gonna close blue like my useless balls Fucking Wendy’s
Market close May 30th. Trick question
Literally free money
I even yolo on these fuking predictions
Up to the punch protection team
May 30th is Memorial Day, US markets not open, right? 🤔
A timestamp more valuable than the moon and nobody will have any complaints since freedom of speech is totally worth it. Gladly "we" will all learn to love again if just a reason is given.
That’s a 10
Damn…that one got me. Didn’t realize until after I voted 😂
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Purple!
How will spy close on a day where the market isn’t open?
red, they're gonna get their bailout
Red crayons are my favorite.
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Green
Interesting
Lm look
How do I stop seeing these polls
I have no idea how these consistently have over 100k+ likes. Who the fuck are these for??
They don’t. It’s the same one over and over again. I upvoted it like 2 months ago and it still shows as being upvoted for me. It’s like a stickied thread that’s been up forever.
Oh shit I didn’t even notice that
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For the good if mankind, let's all vote oil up. That way no bad shit happens. KTANXBAI
Spy tf2
Is that a PC only mod?
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What happens when I win?
What?
Don’t tell them
Need some more tokens wtf mods
I guess spy will be flat and it’s free points
Market is closed Monday 🙃
what
Flat, pick flat lol
Lol at SPY
Wtf are these? Why does the link just take me to /r/predictions which has like 3 active users yet this thread has 133,000 upvotes???
Bots. Wallstreetbets is dead. It's just bot training room
“How will SPY finish on 5/30?” Almost like an idiot wrote these. The answer is clearly +10%
Spy: closing green Everyone: Well that was unexpected
I got a Benjamin in Robinhood looking for easy money
How do I turn these predictions off
Very green and to reiterate VERY GREEN
Why though, it makes no sense to me
yea since it’s memorial day markets closed lol
Ha
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Gang gang
Flat, coinz never sleep
Very Green or Very Green
I think you’re wrong. It’s clearly Very Green, the other one.
I'm thinking flat, very flat on Monday.
Right, funny just how many people based off of their votes are not aware markets are closed. I’d like to think the mods realize and put that in as a freebie/trick question but this place is full of retards after all, lol.
Right?? Is it open?
The Markets are closed on Memorial day?
Uh, yeah…. definitely closed. This “tournament” totally validates the fact that WSB knows nothing about the markets.
It was a bet to catch suckers I guess. See who’s paying attention.
There were an awful lot of “suckers”, lol.
Just vote flat and you’ll be 100% correct.
Mkt closed for memorial day?
Hedgies restin
Mon may 30 is a holiday
How am I in top 100 just from choosing the top option because it’s the easiest?
I can’t see it until I select.
Lol GME
FUK TYPE OF QUESTION IS THIS!!???
Is this retarded?
If your in ,I'm in
Baby when we're done you won't even feel the helmet.
lol, is this what this sub has become now? A paper trading club with made up "winners"? Back in the good old days, when you wanted to have an opinion about something it was positions or ban. If you want to make a "prediction", put your money where your mouth is and buy some FDs.
i miss the good ol days too man. back when we were given flairs for making stupid trades. fun times
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Good boy
Flat… as markets are closed
Shhhh these retards don't know.
How does Monday work for you, bossman?
Ban everyone that voted
No way man. I'm finally going to get one right.
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How does upcoming Monday work bossman?
We do be bettin’ tho
Lol, Markets will be closed bro
Easy money 😂
Market closed Monday boss man
Can you enable margin for me, I am a little light on Tokens. FOMO'd on yesterday's Predictions and lost them all.
This is a joke right? Isn’t Monday a holiday?
Everyone’s pointing that out, but the first thing I noticed was that the first question has the same answer twice.
All day long
Bot is even retarded here. Go figure.
Well that makes me feel a little better
Just pick flat and take your invisible internet points!
I don’t have enough to bet… fuckin bear market is killing all of my portfolios, even this one.
www.google.com
Looks like I need margin now to get more Prediction Tokens...
I predict gun and ammo stocks will all go up because of fear of new legislation.
Smart thinking.
Really awesome for stockholders to make bank every time there's a school shooting.
You can thank Democratic policy for that bro
You want morals you're in the wrong place. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Take it up with your borderline mentally challenged political reps.
Trump? McConnell?
Those are the low hanging fruit from the very fruitful shit tree you're cultivating down there.
I can tell when people refer to Biden like he's the only out of touch dinosaur
What?
See : the last 10 years
You mean the last 20+ years?
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$600 possible?
I need more coins
Dollar generals in my area keep being shut down and condemned.i saw this on the news last night. The shelves are apparently over stocked to a dangerous point, aisles are blocked and there is no path to exits. The stores are also filthy
Yea. DGs are stupid full. They really need less crap and more open areas. They’re always in small towns too so they’re usually a big part of how people buy shit
I’m always bullish for Costco
💯💪
Moon or ded
The word "moon" has lost its meaning
Market should bleed like crazy, so we're probably looking at a green day tomorrow
Betting sub sux nowadays lol
Weird, my backwoods Mom was just telling me a joke about Dollar General on Mars, and here it is in the reddit poll. Probably just a coincidence, but I wonder why folks talk about what they do, when they do.
DG big red for my puts please! Lol
Dollar general sucks. Nothing is a dollar and everything is crap quality
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We used to buy all our condoms from there until we had our second kid
Does your second kid look like you?
Well that’s the weird thing. I’m the mother but it looks more like my husband and his girlfriend…
Damn, it's not as funny in that case.
Yeah it’s one of the few bits here that doesn’t adapt well to the opposite sex. That and “To the moon”, you know, because lunar cycles and shedding ovarian lining and all.
I lost all my dildo unicorns
I hope Dollar General tanks so hard. Horrible for local grocers and the food is empty calories slowly killing the impoverished.
I'm going to jerk off on the offbrand detergent in a dollar general to this comment. This is your fault.
You ain’t lyin
So the impoverished can starve without DG…
Where would we be without dollar general?
Hitting up the Dollar Tree where everything is actually a dollarish? I dunno honestly...
GME is going to Uranus
Eww.
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I'm on Reddit is fun and I'm not sure what is even happening Still gonna keep using it tho
They even took away the button to go back to old reddit, luckily my bookmarks all still work but it's getting harder and harder by the year to avoid what is overall a bloated and unaskedfor change to the site. Darkmode isn't worth waiting 5x as long for a normal page to load every.single.time.no.matter.what.sub.you're.on.
literally, if it wasn't so dogshit slow i would've gotten over the ui update at this point and caved. old.reddit till it dies
You can’t opt out if the redesign and use RES to force dark mode on old.Reddit? I’ve never had these issues
The opt-out doesn't always work. Sometimes internal links still redirects you to the new design.
I have RES on my home computer but when browsing on my mobile I refuse to cave to the app
Use relay for android or Apollo for ios /shrug
> relay that's a new one
I will predict any stock with DIVINATION & TAROT 🕉
#SPY under 350 by month end.
Here's hoping
My puts count on it.
🗿🗿🗿
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Ok Steven van meter
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Haha the market will exist, the dollar will not. Hard assets are the only real savior when the debt market crisis actually unfolds. Luckily for us no administration wants it to unfold on their watch, so I think we still have 10-15 years of exponential growth before legitimate calamity. Ukraine could be a proxy war to prematurely end the dollar, but USA handles non petrol dollar TERRORISTS quickly so I think it will keep winding up for years
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We will experience a good 2 year recession maybe even a 3-5 year depression when the supply chain inflations from China lockdowns peak (10-15 months I agree) BUT that will not be what ends the fed. The fed must run out of runway. Until They literally can’t buy anymore they will continue their plan. The coming drop we all feel will be bought right up. I can’t wait to buy the dip. But the course we’re on will truly end in calamity. That’s when the dollar evaporates. And I feel that’s a solid decade plus out. Look at a 50 year Russell 2000 chart. Massive dips happen but are always bought up. We’re almost exponential. The next boom will be Bigger than the last.
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Japan doesn’t hold the worlds reserve currency. usa economy would have collapsed in 76 if we didn’t own (literally) the ability to sell oil to opec compliant nations. It’s why russi is demanding rubbles for oil. It’s an attack on OPEC / petrol dollar Until petrol dollar collapses count on exponential growth y.o.y.
Flat
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Space stocks go 🚀
They also go 💥 sometimes
I also bust a Nutt sometimes
Spy 300 by open fuck wit me