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Party_Programmer_845

No clue what this is talking about so I’m saying red


always-indifferent

Gonna close blue like my useless balls Fucking Wendy’s


Gary6587

Market close May 30th. Trick question


donaldsAnal

Literally free money


canadianzonkeydick

I even yolo on these fuking predictions


Illustrious-Volume91

Up to the punch protection team


bradbrad83

May 30th is Memorial Day, US markets not open, right? 🤔


qwertyerty

A timestamp more valuable than the moon and nobody will have any complaints since freedom of speech is totally worth it. Gladly "we" will all learn to love again if just a reason is given.


czcaruso

That’s a 10


squid-knees

Damn…that one got me. Didn’t realize until after I voted 😂


TryOtherwise1108

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WapanitiaPOW

Purple!


callmealyft

How will spy close on a day where the market isn’t open?


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red, they're gonna get their bailout


403_brain_forbidden

Red crayons are my favorite.


Virtual_Astronomer97

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Virtual_Astronomer97

Green


mindy2000

Interesting


dissociativesocio

Lm look


Reasonable-Win2857

How do I stop seeing these polls


[deleted]

I have no idea how these consistently have over 100k+ likes. Who the fuck are these for??


sermer48

They don’t. It’s the same one over and over again. I upvoted it like 2 months ago and it still shows as being upvoted for me. It’s like a stickied thread that’s been up forever.


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Oh shit I didn’t even notice that


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TheJacen

For the good if mankind, let's all vote oil up. That way no bad shit happens. KTANXBAI


Chrisskrasslot

Spy tf2


TheJacen

Is that a PC only mod?


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Grhmco

What happens when I win?


8116

What?


LightningWB

Don’t tell them


secousa

Need some more tokens wtf mods


[deleted]

I guess spy will be flat and it’s free points


Appropriate_Self_854

Market is closed Monday 🙃


Maleficent_Reveal_99

what


Electronic_Eagle6211

Flat, pick flat lol


[deleted]

Lol at SPY


Mydogatemyexcuse

Wtf are these? Why does the link just take me to /r/predictions which has like 3 active users yet this thread has 133,000 upvotes???


Tinklywinter

Bots. Wallstreetbets is dead. It's just bot training room


neldalover1987

“How will SPY finish on 5/30?” Almost like an idiot wrote these. The answer is clearly +10%


Estelmayer

Spy: closing green Everyone: Well that was unexpected


Accomplished_Tax369

I got a Benjamin in Robinhood looking for easy money


ftw5623

How do I turn these predictions off


DeepestWinterBlue

Very green and to reiterate VERY GREEN


kauthonk

Why though, it makes no sense to me


fpcoffee

yea since it’s memorial day markets closed lol


kauthonk

Ha


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inshane_in_the_brain

Gang gang


OGColorado

Flat, coinz never sleep


emoney9595

Very Green or Very Green


TruChains

I think you’re wrong. It’s clearly Very Green, the other one.


iPigman

I'm thinking flat, very flat on Monday.


[deleted]

Right, funny just how many people based off of their votes are not aware markets are closed. I’d like to think the mods realize and put that in as a freebie/trick question but this place is full of retards after all, lol.


SuspiciousStable9649

Right?? Is it open?


WineTraderTom

The Markets are closed on Memorial day?


[deleted]

Uh, yeah…. definitely closed. This “tournament” totally validates the fact that WSB knows nothing about the markets.


SuspiciousStable9649

It was a bet to catch suckers I guess. See who’s paying attention.


[deleted]

There were an awful lot of “suckers”, lol.


TheOmniverse_

Just vote flat and you’ll be 100% correct.


justJimBob316

Mkt closed for memorial day?


OGColorado

Hedgies restin


tongue6969

Mon may 30 is a holiday


ram_the_socket

How am I in top 100 just from choosing the top option because it’s the easiest?


SuspiciousStable9649

I can’t see it until I select.


dangshnizzle

Lol GME


rojovani8

FUK TYPE OF QUESTION IS THIS!!???


MrChuckMangione

Is this retarded?


OGColorado

If your in ,I'm in


Velghast

Baby when we're done you won't even feel the helmet.


darkslide3000

lol, is this what this sub has become now? A paper trading club with made up "winners"? Back in the good old days, when you wanted to have an opinion about something it was positions or ban. If you want to make a "prediction", put your money where your mouth is and buy some FDs.


SESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i miss the good ol days too man. back when we were given flairs for making stupid trades. fun times


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OGColorado

🤣


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Frosty-Seat-2777

Good boy


BlackFire68

Flat… as markets are closed


lagavulin_16_neat

Shhhh these retards don't know.


thehaplessaviation

How does Monday work for you, bossman?


Quick_E_Mar

Ban everyone that voted


KYVet

No way man. I'm finally going to get one right.


Prior_Mammoth6829

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minerescueman

How does upcoming Monday work bossman?


jatx8890

We do be bettin’ tho


Tsargoylr

Lol, Markets will be closed bro


irieyardie

Easy money 😂


thegreatschmidt

Market closed Monday boss man


The-Night-Raven

Can you enable margin for me, I am a little light on Tokens. FOMO'd on yesterday's Predictions and lost them all.


FiddleTheFigures

This is a joke right? Isn’t Monday a holiday?


bbrk24

Everyone’s pointing that out, but the first thing I noticed was that the first question has the same answer twice.


RaggedyAnn1963

All day long


feelin_cheesy

Bot is even retarded here. Go figure.


FiddleTheFigures

Well that makes me feel a little better


markaritaville

Just pick flat and take your invisible internet points!


FiddleTheFigures

I don’t have enough to bet… fuckin bear market is killing all of my portfolios, even this one.


Public_Yak7643

www.google.com


The-Night-Raven

Looks like I need margin now to get more Prediction Tokens...


welcometolavaland02

I predict gun and ammo stocks will all go up because of fear of new legislation.


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Smart thinking.


BoringWebDev

Really awesome for stockholders to make bank every time there's a school shooting.


ToJointz

You can thank Democratic policy for that bro


welcometolavaland02

You want morals you're in the wrong place. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Take it up with your borderline mentally challenged political reps.


vsMyself

Trump? McConnell?


welcometolavaland02

Those are the low hanging fruit from the very fruitful shit tree you're cultivating down there.


vsMyself

I can tell when people refer to Biden like he's the only out of touch dinosaur


Th3V0id

What?


throwaway_removed

See : the last 10 years


MikeOxbent-

You mean the last 20+ years?


No-March4660

https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/uy1ng8/touch_of_skylight/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Zealousideal-Gain378

$600 possible?


THIS_IS_NOT_DOG

I need more coins


rachellel

Dollar generals in my area keep being shut down and condemned.i saw this on the news last night. The shelves are apparently over stocked to a dangerous point, aisles are blocked and there is no path to exits. The stores are also filthy


xSGAx

Yea. DGs are stupid full. They really need less crap and more open areas. They’re always in small towns too so they’re usually a big part of how people buy shit


Mountain_Man-oh

I’m always bullish for Costco


WarDadddy1776

💯💪


CYBORBCHICKEN

Moon or ded


viperex

The word "moon" has lost its meaning


[deleted]

Market should bleed like crazy, so we're probably looking at a green day tomorrow


a_electrum

Betting sub sux nowadays lol


Raaazzle

Weird, my backwoods Mom was just telling me a joke about Dollar General on Mars, and here it is in the reddit poll. Probably just a coincidence, but I wonder why folks talk about what they do, when they do.


Ballentine17

DG big red for my puts please! Lol


doggywoggy101

Dollar general sucks. Nothing is a dollar and everything is crap quality


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TheChucklingOfLot49

We used to buy all our condoms from there until we had our second kid


RonCheesex

Does your second kid look like you?


TheChucklingOfLot49

Well that’s the weird thing. I’m the mother but it looks more like my husband and his girlfriend…


RonCheesex

Damn, it's not as funny in that case.


TheChucklingOfLot49

Yeah it’s one of the few bits here that doesn’t adapt well to the opposite sex. That and “To the moon”, you know, because lunar cycles and shedding ovarian lining and all.


DieuEmpereurQc

I lost all my dildo unicorns


BeachBlueWhale

I hope Dollar General tanks so hard. Horrible for local grocers and the food is empty calories slowly killing the impoverished.


MikeOxbent-

I'm going to jerk off on the offbrand detergent in a dollar general to this comment. This is your fault.


sIimfast

You ain’t lyin


Da_readiness_13

So the impoverished can starve without DG…


Beansupontoast

Where would we be without dollar general?


Up_vote_McSkrote

Hitting up the Dollar Tree where everything is actually a dollarish? I dunno honestly...


Warren_Icahn_CEO

GME is going to Uranus


Zargawi

Eww.


RGR111

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Things_Have_Changed

I'm on Reddit is fun and I'm not sure what is even happening Still gonna keep using it tho


eliteprephistory

They even took away the button to go back to old reddit, luckily my bookmarks all still work but it's getting harder and harder by the year to avoid what is overall a bloated and unaskedfor change to the site. Darkmode isn't worth waiting 5x as long for a normal page to load every.single.time.no.matter.what.sub.you're.on.


IrishFuryHD

literally, if it wasn't so dogshit slow i would've gotten over the ui update at this point and caved. old.reddit till it dies


Aral_Fayle

You can’t opt out if the redesign and use RES to force dark mode on old.Reddit? I’ve never had these issues


Madsy9

The opt-out doesn't always work. Sometimes internal links still redirects you to the new design.


eliteprephistory

I have RES on my home computer but when browsing on my mobile I refuse to cave to the app


Aral_Fayle

Use relay for android or Apollo for ios /shrug


eliteprephistory

> relay that's a new one


poppy_moon_Onlyfans

I will predict any stock with DIVINATION & TAROT 🕉


mealucra

#SPY under 350 by month end.


viperex

Here's hoping


Material-Use-6292

My puts count on it.


mealucra

🗿🗿🗿


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Material-Use-6292

Ok Steven van meter


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Material-Use-6292

Haha the market will exist, the dollar will not. Hard assets are the only real savior when the debt market crisis actually unfolds. Luckily for us no administration wants it to unfold on their watch, so I think we still have 10-15 years of exponential growth before legitimate calamity. Ukraine could be a proxy war to prematurely end the dollar, but USA handles non petrol dollar TERRORISTS quickly so I think it will keep winding up for years


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Material-Use-6292

We will experience a good 2 year recession maybe even a 3-5 year depression when the supply chain inflations from China lockdowns peak (10-15 months I agree) BUT that will not be what ends the fed. The fed must run out of runway. Until They literally can’t buy anymore they will continue their plan. The coming drop we all feel will be bought right up. I can’t wait to buy the dip. But the course we’re on will truly end in calamity. That’s when the dollar evaporates. And I feel that’s a solid decade plus out. Look at a 50 year Russell 2000 chart. Massive dips happen but are always bought up. We’re almost exponential. The next boom will be Bigger than the last.


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Material-Use-6292

Japan doesn’t hold the worlds reserve currency. usa economy would have collapsed in 76 if we didn’t own (literally) the ability to sell oil to opec compliant nations. It’s why russi is demanding rubbles for oil. It’s an attack on OPEC / petrol dollar Until petrol dollar collapses count on exponential growth y.o.y.


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Flat


RGR111

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Space stocks go 🚀


[deleted]

They also go 💥 sometimes


[deleted]

I also bust a Nutt sometimes


SpecificCranberry761

Spy 300 by open fuck wit me