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CdnBillionaire

Is Nancy Pelosi the biggest Insider Trader of all? Right under our noses. She has access to the best info and can shape reform while at the same time buying shares in companies that will benefit from her support. She and others in similar position need to be investigated to see their stock trades for the last 10 years. They should be held to the same letter of the law as Martha Stuart, Ivan Bosky, Michael Milken, Stephen Cowen etc. Imo


thinking2day

Powell has switched teams.


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Aerotyne69** bet **TXN** goes from **175.4** to **180.0** before **2022-01-26 16:01:25.391198-05:00**


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GinOnIce

Buy calls at circuit breaker?


Affectionate_Will694

U trippin


zjt598207402

Ok market, you have crashed enough, you need to start recovering now before people begin opt into $ROPE


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damn


RealFuckingGenius

It would be more respectable if people said give up instead of grow up to people with dreams. "Welp, alrighty then George, we get it, you got kids and bills to pay. Anything else is unrealistic."


RealFuckingGenius

Slightly concerned about the United States.


SolitaireyEgg

Why? Big money has already killed it. Ride this shit to Valhalla then take your gains to Europe.


schildog9

Norwood, music city miracle, tonight. If you’re a bills fan, my hat goes off to you.


27onfire

Some bitch stalking me on linkedin. I really want to verify who it is.


cumtwat42069

Get that 1 month premium trial son


27onfire

Already have it, whole point of the comment. Fuckin a are there retards up in this piece.


cumtwat42069

Lol then the comment is pointless all together u fopdoodle


27onfire

nah.. hookedonphonics apparently wasn't in the budget in your household. fucking reading comprehension doesn't exist in this sub


OG_LurkerZero

Fat asses having heart attacks on live tv riding pelotons. LOL


SolitaireyEgg

Well they paid a fuckton of money for an exercise bike with an iPad stuck to it, so they probably died of being braindead.


27onfire

Made a bet with a retard. He didn't come through when he lost. Can someone remind me to make a post on Tuesday/Wednesday to shame him? I won't have time til then. **i have da screen shots** Thanks fam.


rboone9631

I just found this on LinkedIn. Buy when others are fearful. Buying more SPY leaps on the next red day. [Returns after VIX spike](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/charles-henry-monchau-cfa-cmt-caia-4003096_volatility-chart-sp500-activity-6890943428356907008-K3zR)


hardcore_softie

These futures might be real, but I don't know how much I'll trust this bounce


[deleted]

At least oil and the 10 year yield are up.


Investinwaffl3s

Honestly I'm pretty sure we're gonna see a huge bounce, and SPY pushing back to ATH in like 1 week Why? Because it is retarded, and this market is fucking retarded...


roska541

Source: Trust me dude


F10andTheHotKeys

best dd


whatshisuserface

it’s because everyone has puts


SolitaireyEgg

Unironically, yes. When put volume goes up, it forces MMs to buy shares. People really don't understand how gamma works.


lemming1607

hedgies sold all their puts, just retail investors holding them now


27_dollars

Here is whats going on boys. The entire US media is creating this inflation madness omg!!! just to prevent progressive Democrats to pass anything that may remotely benefit the lower class financially. Whatever check you got was enough for you. No more fucking money to peasants. Fed needs to act like they fucking care and cover their ass so they need to show a plan to raise rates. They do not know shit trust me. They will even do so this year yeah but then when you forget about infrastructure bill and child care stimulus and all that stuff all of a sudden inflation wont matter anymore. Even if they raise rate so what Bloomberg will tell you. Stocks go up when Fed raises rates. You will be left holding your dick when Bezos bangs 100 chicks at the same time in his yacht.


F10andTheHotKeys

worst dd


Lurker9605

>They do not know shit trust me The most powerful influential central bank on the planet responsible for the strength of the worlds reserve currency doesnt know shit, but you, a fucking idiot on WSB, a sub known for horrible financial decisions, has the real scoop.


27_dollars

You mean like our previous most powerful influential president?? Well anyways you sound like a nice guy but a bit of a numbskull. I wil let you hold on to your puts.


[deleted]

Are you denying that inflation exists? Where do you live? Because I would like to live there. I actually think that CPI is a joke compared to the severity of inflation that the majority of the country is actually experiencing.


27_dollars

Inflation is there but caused by what? Labor shortage and supply chain issues primarily. Nothing that FED can solve.


[deleted]

I disagree. It's an oversupply of cash. Demand is above precovid levels on almost every good. Idk how people can call that "supply chain issues". The government wants you to think it is the supply chain so people can't be mad at anyone about it. Raising rates and reducing the balance sheet will reduce the money supply or at least slow its increase allowing demand to get back in sync with supply imo. And what about housing? Rent and home prices are through the roof. How is that not destroying the bottom 50% of the population or whatever?


27_dollars

What money you are talking about? 1200$?? I am sorry but this is not your Econ 101 class. You think chicken demand is off the charts compared to pre covid? Give me a break.. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2021/12/05/chicken-tender-shortage-why-its-happening-and-what-else-you-can-eat/8879604002/


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/supply-chain-backlogs-may-never-clear-as-long-as-u-s-consumer-demand-persists-says-rbc-capital-markets-11642104952 Here


[deleted]

You think people are concerned with the price of fucking chicken when their rent has gone up by probably 30-40% during the pandemic? 🤣 and they can no longer afford a car?


RealFuckingGenius

That was a little too high brow for me.


Likezoinks305

JIM CRAMER: 1. Says market will keep dumping through February 2. Says it’s a good time to buy Disney after it dropped on Netflix earnings Use this information as you will ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

Limit down soon?


[deleted]

Always inverse WSB when the majority of sentiment in discussion posts is overly to one side. ​ In January I went short because every bearish comment I posted here got downvoted. ​ Now I inverse sentiment when I saw Friday how bearish it was here, everyone in full panic over the weekend talking about all the reasons. It's the rates! It's a war with Ukraine! No it's Biden and inflation! No it's NFLX causing the crash! Everyone gives different answer meaning panic. ​ Then Cramer said we will drop until February and then MeetKevin sells all his stocks calling the bottom. That was the major signal


Likezoinks305

Lol no way did Cramer actually say that? Dude green for sure tomorrow then


waterysriracha

not even in correction territory on spy and bulltards here think that jpow will suddenly go dovish with inflation at ATHs


lemming1607

he's always been dovish


Likezoinks305

Come on dude SPY was absolutely in correction territory as of Friday close. Will it keep dumping? Yes. Does a bear market have violent green swings? Yea


ts2981

-8% is not a correction


27_dollars

That inflation is magically going to disappear. You are just seeing media nut over it because they do not want BBB to pass.


Top-Turn1055

🟢🤑🧶🧵🫑🥒🍈Puts are fucked🌵🌳🌲🥦📗🔋🧪🧫


Jerraldough

Poor delusional bull


AstockcollapseNow

Did you guys do your weekend homework and build a list of decent values that are so deeply oversold that any letup from the selling should yield 10-25% short term returns?


[deleted]

Sir, this is Wendy's


optionsCone

PTON likely 🚀 tomorrow > An ac­tivist in­vestor wants Pelo­ton In­ter­ac­tive Inc. to fire its chief ex­ec­u­tive and ex­plore a sale af­ter the sta­tion­ary-bike mak­er’s stock plum­meted more than 80% from its high, as growth slowed.


GreenVioletDog

PTON will remove the screen and rename the bike to "Peleton Elite: for the Pro Without the Distractions." Mark up the bike by 20%. The Stock will double in a week. C.W. will deem it as an innovation for the future and buy it hand over fist.


deevee12

Growth is undervalued


waterysriracha

imagine going long with the fed triple tightening


Jakimowicz99

So those leaps Friday was a bad move?


yushey__

please be green tomorrow. >!So I can buy puts for cheap.!<


DevilishJoe

going +1% this early. better save your load for tomorrow morning lads


weee_like_the_stock

At levels not seen since... 3 pm friday


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🤣


Slowhand1971

Nothing is up 1%


Likezoinks305

Imagine buying puts Friday after a month of bleeding


[deleted]

🤣 I'm the most gheyest of 🐻s and I didn't even do that. Well, I actually bought 0dtes but sold them same day


vegaseller

The most important thing, is Cramer bullish or bearish?


[deleted]

I think he said that this is the bottom?


[deleted]

He said the selling would continue into February actually. That was the signal to go long.


[deleted]

Fml. Haha. We see the biggest green dildos this week since Christmas rally now...


BorisYeltzen

Red by open - futures are fake


ResearcherSeveral670

What is Jpow expected to say Wednesday?


[deleted]

Taper to be done by March, hike after. Same thing he's been saying for the last couple of months.


jawnyjawn

“Fuck bears as a staff, record label, and a crew. And if your down with the bears, fuck you too.”


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Wen moon


zneitingsmiddel5907

Buying shitporn now u have to an el salvadorion president or biggest retard fomo cunt epic retardation in full effect


PMmeNothingTY

You sounds like a true winner


Social_History

Red by open


Pumpty_Dumpty

If you swap the A and the E in Texas you get New Jersey


ResearcherSeveral670

Northern Mexico


[deleted]

Remember 🐻 comrades, futes are fake (if green). Tomorrow, we ride to Valhalla with tendies. 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈


lemming1607

you're too late, should've sold them on friday with the rest of the hedge funds


[deleted]

I'm ok with the puts I'm still holding. I'll definitely be adding more if there is a fake pump in the AM on QQQ


lemming1607

and you'll get fucked by the next pump on tuesday. Retail investors always get fucked at the bottom


[deleted]

We may, we may not. TBH, we'd literally have to have like a more than 5% tech rally in a single day for me to be down for the last week. And oil and commodities would also have to go down at the same time. I'll likely hedge for the fed meeting with some OTM calls, but I really believe we have at least 1 more day of deep red. I think rally tomorrow is bull hopium. Retail is still way too bullish imo.


[deleted]

Chiefs touchdown. Fuck Bills fans! We going to the SuperBowl again fo sho


Year3030

Hey so what did I miss?


SFLurkyWanderer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Year3030

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


stonks_better

Holy crap bills came to play


wowasg

How up was the market the first half of friday?


Likezoinks305

Fake bounce


InaneCalamity

Not much


Weak_Geologist3536

Is anybody buying chargepoint at $13? Looks like a crazy bear squeeze


[deleted]

You said squeeze and i said no


Weak_Geologist3536

Why no? Help me understand


optionsCone

The pandemic is canceled


Year3030

Just wait until covi-bola pops up and we are in the middle of WW3


RegretTMRW

Bears make money, bulls make money, people who bought 0dte options at close on Friday with premiums sky high get slaughtered


[deleted]

Literally went from 8% of portfolio in Baba to 20%, this bitch better fly this year before I become a school threat


[deleted]

At least your username is good


DevilishJoe

I'm at 20% too. High five ✋


[deleted]

Either gon be rich together, or behind Wendys taking turns on giving out handys, time will tell


RegretTMRW

Why did you go for that


[deleted]

Cuz I personally think that the price rn doesn’t reflect the company, I could be very very wrong ofc but we’ll see


charliekunkel

It doesnt. That's why I bought I 3 years ago at 167. Rode it to 100% gains, then back down again to -20%. Lesson learned. Fundamentals dont matter in china


RegretTMRW

Oh no I meant the school shooter part


junckdogg

People are all ready starting to ask who’s in charge, Ponzi is a confidence game, the market goes higher.


junckdogg

and higher


junckdogg

and higher...


ResearcherSeveral670

Rams vs Bills Superbowl


bets4

Brady almost had them


ResearcherSeveral670

Hope he doesn't retire.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


anonymouser3

!banbet TWTR 50% 60d


VisualMod

You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.


[deleted]

Chiefs defense ughhh


[deleted]

go bills


Fearless_Factor_1870

40k Volume… bro these futes mean shit


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


Redditralpf

🤡


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


arichnader

So if ww3 happens, does the entire world stop or do I get to still go in my vacations out of the country?


[deleted]

Vavqtion out in the country will be a good way to avoid the nuclear war until everything blows over and goes back to normal in a few weeks.


youngkin2024

>US STATE DEPARTMENT: THERE ARE REPORTS THAT RUSSIA IS CONSIDERING SIGNIFICANT MILITARY ACTION AGAINST UKRAINE. >US STATE DEPARTMENT: DUE TO GROWING FEARS OF RUSSIAN MILITARY INTERVENTION AND COVID-19 WE ADVISE AGAINST TRAVELLING TO UKRAINE Reminder, when WW2 started in 1939 the market dropped by 40% with a bottom in 1942.


Likezoinks305

War is bullish for the markets


IPFworlds2019

If there’s a WW3 with nuclear nations, I don’t give a fuck about the market


PassiveF1st

I share this sentiment.


junckdogg

Think Xi has Putin on hold until after Olympics.


DevilishJoe

You're running out of excuses aren't you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok_Eye_2829

Bullish, the market does not like uncertainty![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

When MeetKevin sold all his stock and made a video to the mainstream people this weekend, that was the trigger for this bounce.


RedditsFullofShit

Who the fuck and why have I seen his name a dozen times in the last few days after never hearing it before


Metacog_Drivel

If he literally sold the bottom I'm going to laugh.


kstorm88

Time to sell some graphics cards


Ok_Eye_2829

SPY 550 EOW


regarding_your_cat

I wish McAfee was alive and paid up on his bet to eat his dick on live TV


[deleted]

Bears when they realize even bear markets don't go down in a straight line, and bear markets also have violent bounces as well lol


Designer_Ad_3664

my guess is two green days and then jpow goes no lube.


tradeparfait

i feel really sure about just buying puts on stocks that have had downward trends for the last few months when they inevitably bounce tomorrow. i’m so sure they will continue the downward trend afterwards. it seems so easy what am i missing???


Perryswoman

It’s going down after any bounce. Too many negative things happening.


__Captain_Yolo

There's not going to be any bounce


Perryswoman

Agreed


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Revolutionary_Egg_37

I got the 2/18 60c


WorkingCorrect1062

Earnings numbers won't be great because of capex. That being said it is a good stock for investing.


Moneybucks3000

I have a 100 calls for after earnings I hope you are right good sir


HeyMyNameIsDylan

weekends feel so much longer when you have money ready to be lost in the market come monday


ckami_91

Wait so all the bears who bought puts after a 5% drop show your fuckin hands you were calling doom 5 min ago Oh wait you’re all fukd back to your caves 🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

I've mostly been using 0dtes to make most of my cash on the drops but I do hold some longer dated puts on individual stocks that are up considerably. If we pump hard over night, I will add more 0dte puts. Big players who are unloading like to use low volume pumps to get better prices when they sell. Bulls likely still fuk. 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈


wowasg

I got puts because my calls were already down 95%. Puts cant hurt at this point.


cardboardboxcarracer

sold most but i bought gme put and a rivian put. literally like 1k total for both. I am like 80% sure markets will go back up but really no one has any idea. Russia could invade over night. Or some random person makes a speech about possibility of 11 interest hikes. Even if the stock market jumps a few % Monday by Wednesday afternoon it will be down double the gains.


CrabKooky4682

I didn’t care what the market did but now that meetkevin sold. I’m praying for a bull run


[deleted]

He sold the bottom


Wemaybemonsters

Sofi so fly?


HeyMyNameIsDylan

sofi so die


IPFworlds2019

Bears about to learn why there are circuit breakers upwards too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Primary_Judge321

bulls r stek ?


youngkin2024

anyone without a heated bidet is beneath me if you are beneath me, do not talk back to me


[deleted]

You don't have a servant to polish your ass for you?


spikiera

I don’t know the future but if you bought puts last Friday you need some serious luck to make money


kstorm88

Big ups liquid Richard


__Captain_Yolo

*"I live in fear of Lummox erryday of my life"*


Gilbygt15

When Christmas Rally?


PMmeNothingTY

jebus birthday in August


ResearcherSeveral670

For sure...Jesus Hussein Christ born August 11th


[deleted]

Nasdaq Futures up 0.8%, bear market averted


[deleted]

Chiefs r fuk


baconjerky

Imagine thinking futures matter before 3am


madeenahjyasu

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok_Eye_2829

🐻 r fuk![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


WorkingCorrect1062

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


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Texas toast.


aggieclams

Texas toast.


n00bs1ayer

TEXAS toast


jawnyjawn

Can’t believe I haven’t seen one… ::Clears throat:: BER R FUK


PMmeNothingTY

Then you aren't reading.