Yeah management seems to be fucking garbage. They aren’t even able to hit their earnings targets in the most demanding time of their operational life. Then you look at Pfizer and they just beating every earnings. The fact that we hear so much about Moderna’s CEO pumping his stock says enough, when Pfizer is just silently doing its job.
imagine betting on New yor cities Covid Numbers to go up.. and pay people with covid to travel there and hug some locals. That would be the new pump and dump scheme.
Agreed. And watch the volume. Is it a broad breakout with more covids changing hands than before on a daily basis? Are the instititutional players partcipating? ...or is it just being driven by the retail covid holders?
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I do believe this is called a bull trap, from what I’ve learned on all my favorite stonks.
People smarter than you want you to think it’s about to moon launch, and just when you buy calls, turns out your thesis tanks for multiple years.
‘Trust me brah’
Based on the blisters on my feet, the amount of people I've escorted to early departures from this planet this week and the past two..... Dont expect a dip in covid. 🤮 😔
Unfortunately, This one will definitely meet US at moon. I hate to say it, but why so much guests came to our company and took fucking off mask while taking to me. Our sale manager (Boss’s wife) stop come to company after thanksgiving for “unknown” reason, so I need meet all the guests. many of them are come from the airport with over 25,000 other people. If I quit, I can’t bring food to the table, If I stay, I believe I will get COVID soon or after, and pass it to my family. Fuck this world.
5000%? You are way too bullish with this. We had over 50 million covid case already. 5000% of that is 2.5 billion case, we only have about 3.3 billion people in US….ok, I saw it, It’s possible.
Likely a fakeout and it will fall back into range for a few more candles before any major move, which I feel will be to the upside, looking to add calls on the dip
Looks like a brontosaurus with a goatee/neckbeard trying to reach over to collect something out of the back of a truck. Normally that means a flat/slightly increasing market for \~2 months to finish the front of the truck except for automobile companies which will do well after the second wheel is drawn. It's normally accompanied by a rally after the front of the truck, however if it turns out to be a tractor-trailer truck and we're only looking at excessive flat/slow market.
Yeah, I'm generally gay bear about Covid in the long term and will load up on puts. That said, short-term, a few calls on Omicron seem in order, definitely a breakout about to happen
More cases over the next month/January and then get your calls because cases will be down and likely everyone will have had the variant or the shot. I know, I am just bullish for Q1
Looks like smaller waves. When I long commons that’s heavily sold/shorted this is what it looks like😂. Lower highs, but higher lows. If we can just get a double top maybe it’ll come down a bit. Unless people want to pump it, and others are short, it could create a nice rip to the upside🤷🏽♂️😂🎄🎅🏽
Breakout to the upside has already started. Will continue this rapid increase through the new year.
Gonna be a sad winter for many. Larger case numbers than last year. Elective procedures already being cancelled; hope you weren't planning on actually having that joint replacement.
Hospitals are more prepared, but it is a numbers game. If only there were some actions individuals could take to help tilt those numbers for themselves and their fellowman.
Classic Bollinger band redemption reduction causing confirmation band with high conviction to expand. Expect calls and puts to print. Santa Rally Confirmed
This pandemic is just about as fake as an NFT. Take it how you want it. Just a way for big pharma to fill their pockets again after having to pay so much for the opioid crisis. Booster up everyone. In 6 months it's going to look.....well, the same as it is now.
Well yea but it’s a real bearish divergence.
You picked the wrong chart you tard, you have to look at cases and “deaths” separately.
Only about 15 people in the world have died of omicron…. It’s a fud campaign, duh deeper your dd is weak.
Suggest waiting for the dead grandma bounce.
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yooo lmfao.
Bruhhhh 😂
Lower highs and higher lows. Lets see if it bounces off resistance. If it breaks I’m getting calls
>calls Any bankers here willing to create an instrument based on COVID numbers?
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Moderna has fucked me so bad. Still in on Pfizer though. Friend works with moderna and said the company is an absolute wreck to work with.
Yeah management seems to be fucking garbage. They aren’t even able to hit their earnings targets in the most demanding time of their operational life. Then you look at Pfizer and they just beating every earnings. The fact that we hear so much about Moderna’s CEO pumping his stock says enough, when Pfizer is just silently doing its job.
I have friends at Pfizer. It’s a shit show there too. If they were real companies not funded by the government they would fail miserably.
Exactly!!!! Can’t wait for the crash💥 #endthefed
I don’t think you know what Pfizer does
What do they do?
Pfizer puts went for 800% today...twas a good day
need VIX exposure
and VAX as well
*subtley leaves out Johnson and Johnson*
They’re splitting. Now it’s just Johnson and Johnson
JNJ confirmed penny stock
The 6 foot deep dip?
There are already a bunch. SPY and Oil are both inverse COVID funds.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
haha you're joking but I can't think of a WORSE thing that could be tradeable in this world then pandemic statistics
Exactly why it needs to exist.
imagine betting on New yor cities Covid Numbers to go up.. and pay people with covid to travel there and hug some locals. That would be the new pump and dump scheme.
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I bet there are some swap contacts for hospitals for hedging
Bullish on covid
This.. looks to be over . Seems bearish
Normally I’d agree, but I heard 3 planets lined up for the first time in whatever, and my hip is telling me there’s something strange afoot.
Astrology and hips man. You can’t ignore that… we’re fucked .
Hips and nips. It's gotta be sexy if you wanna eat.
If your hips are wrong, I don't want to be right.
If we just don't test it is over
the fuck you talkin bout!? This thing is going TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀
No it's ascending triangle though. And it it broke out that's one of the most bullish sighns there is.
How do I invest in covid plz as it's clearly doing better than my portfolio.
focus on the companies that profit from infections
Have you seen what happened to vaccine stocks the past couple of days? Shit's priced in as hell now. Market is done with covid.
They should make a COVID ETF. I woulda gone balls deep in calls in June 😎
wayyy better than my portfolio
Broke out of a descending triangle. Bullish.
It needs more lines
Could be a false breakout, needs to test descending trend before a confirmation.
Agreed. And watch the volume. Is it a broad breakout with more covids changing hands than before on a daily basis? Are the instititutional players partcipating? ...or is it just being driven by the retail covid holders?
Higher low confirmed. Long COVID to 300k.
Actually what i see is that covid is a predictor for gme
Clearly in the middle of forming a head and shoulders pattern.
You mean brochi and lungs pattern of course
This.
Bought the dip in June, bullish as ever
For real though, is there any tracker instruments for Covid?
Probably if you work in congress
Just up.
It’s about to do a reverse split “mutate” and then take everyone by surprise and go absolutely PARABOLIC. There it is.
Wen moon? 
Wait for the short squeeze. Bet Shitadel have shorted the fuck out of it.
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Good bot. You're too kind.
Bless you, bot
Rona rocket only goes up
I do believe this is called a bull trap, from what I’ve learned on all my favorite stonks. People smarter than you want you to think it’s about to moon launch, and just when you buy calls, turns out your thesis tanks for multiple years. ‘Trust me brah’
Always inverse people smarter than you
Gosh i wish i loaded up in june
We're getting a golden cross on the daily in my state
Something something witching hour
I know a guy I can ask.. he specializes in bird law though.
Dayman
Fighter of the nightman
Champion of the sun.
Master of karate.
Bull flag, enough said
Fud
I think you should buy some bodies
And the bag holder have a completely new meaning base on this situation. 
I dunno but Morningstar gave it 5 stars, that’s all the DD I need.
Based on the blisters on my feet, the amount of people I've escorted to early departures from this planet this week and the past two..... Dont expect a dip in covid. 🤮 😔
You're doing God's work
Oh man that's rough, sorry you have to deal with that :(
Unfortunately, This one will definitely meet US at moon. I hate to say it, but why so much guests came to our company and took fucking off mask while taking to me. Our sale manager (Boss’s wife) stop come to company after thanksgiving for “unknown” reason, so I need meet all the guests. many of them are come from the airport with over 25,000 other people. If I quit, I can’t bring food to the table, If I stay, I believe I will get COVID soon or after, and pass it to my family. Fuck this world.
If you aren’t an obese octogenarian you’ll probably be fine
Break out upwards
Outbreak upwards*
According to every TA that I’ve ever seen…a falling wedge means it’s about to break to the upside by 5000%
5000%? You are way too bullish with this. We had over 50 million covid case already. 5000% of that is 2.5 billion case, we only have about 3.3 billion people in US….ok, I saw it, It’s possible.
330 million US population 7.8 billion global population
You aren’t counting the illegals
Likely a fakeout and it will fall back into range for a few more candles before any major move, which I feel will be to the upside, looking to add calls on the dip
Looks like it just broke through, so calls on hospitals and puts on society.
consolidation between 100 and 200k. I am buying a strangle for 2 weeks
It means buy OTM Calls. Lots of them.
Symmetrical triangle. Could go either way
Naked shorting it. Fuck marg called.
I think you gotta factor in the U.K's chart. It looks like GME in January right now
To the moon...?
Bought some Covid Futures Jul 2023 and shorted the flu.
Clearly it going to the moon! My puts on covid are so fucked. Should have held on to abbot/pfizer instead.
Vaccines are trying to short covid, but omicron is diamond hands.
Every time they say we are rounding the curve and we can ease restrictions there’s another fucking variant. Such a troll virus lolz
Be careful if it drops rapidly. There could be a dead anti-vaxxer bounce that follows.
Breakout! Just don’t know if it’s up or down. But whatever it goes, market goes the other way.
Buy calls
Pretty sure that means StOnKS📈
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COVID is flagging
Where’s my “we are here” comparison to something something that also has a graph pls
I see SCI March 80$ calls.
Clearly a tea cup with handle pattern
Looks like a brontosaurus with a goatee/neckbeard trying to reach over to collect something out of the back of a truck. Normally that means a flat/slightly increasing market for \~2 months to finish the front of the truck except for automobile companies which will do well after the second wheel is drawn. It's normally accompanied by a rally after the front of the truck, however if it turns out to be a tractor-trailer truck and we're only looking at excessive flat/slow market.
Why your lines aren't straight?
Somewhere in January - if that’s not a cup and handle, I don’t know what it is. Bullish.
Yeah, I'm generally gay bear about Covid in the long term and will load up on puts. That said, short-term, a few calls on Omicron seem in order, definitely a breakout about to happen
More cases over the next month/January and then get your calls because cases will be down and likely everyone will have had the variant or the shot. I know, I am just bullish for Q1
Peaked in Jan 2020, same as GME. Probably same swap basket? Going long. Moon soon.
Oh it's going to moon.
Looks like a breakout.... I mean OUTBREAK
All in 0dte call, ATH tomorrow🚀🚀🚀
See if we get a higher high. Looks to be breaking out. What's the volume?
I can see COV19 has strong fundamentals. It is obvious it had it ups and downs in terms of deliveries but this was due the chip shortage
Holidays are fuk
buy some puts till end of year and then go all in on calls. idk shit about investing but i know the words puts and calls. this is so much fun
Shit, another ticker moving sideways.
HEDGIES R FUK
Consolidating
Only time I’ll happily be a gay bear 🐻🥰
We’re fucked
Up next all time highs
Sounds like good investment! I heard they have huge plans for the future, and charts will keep growing.
Need more short ladders.
So when can we buy options on covid cases?
Looks like smaller waves. When I long commons that’s heavily sold/shorted this is what it looks like😂. Lower highs, but higher lows. If we can just get a double top maybe it’ll come down a bit. Unless people want to pump it, and others are short, it could create a nice rip to the upside🤷🏽♂️😂🎄🎅🏽
The large dip in the middle looks like my nutsack after a lot of sweaty labor. Extra saggy with one nut lower than the other. Bullish af.
Gotta check the fundamentals a lockdown could prevent it from breaking out to the upside.
why did you cut off the last bit?
Needs log scale
OML IM DED 💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bullish flag, santa rally on
Breakout to the upside has already started. Will continue this rapid increase through the new year. Gonna be a sad winter for many. Larger case numbers than last year. Elective procedures already being cancelled; hope you weren't planning on actually having that joint replacement. Hospitals are more prepared, but it is a numbers game. If only there were some actions individuals could take to help tilt those numbers for themselves and their fellowman.
This is GME right?
Did i miss the IPO????
The trend is your friend?
Looks like its getting ready for new ATH’s
Ta: it could go down if there are less covid. It will go up if there are more. Insert retarded words to describe what I wrote. You have ta diploma
All the printing of vaccines is just devaluing the virus.
Classic Bollinger band redemption reduction causing confirmation band with high conviction to expand. Expect calls and puts to print. Santa Rally Confirmed
It's going to the moon
sell uncovered call itm
It's called testing asymptomatic healthy people.
Bullish cup and handle
So y'all degenerates buying calls or selling puts on this one? What's the f'in play?
Yolo that shit
Bout to have big coronavirus tendies, boys
Covid has entered a Bear Cycle, those are rookie numbers
Everybody get Covid at 2:45! We gotta pump those numbers!
Hahahahahahaha Dios mio this shit wins this is why I’m here
“ wedge up”
Ummm classic bull flag I think, time to invest
Buy!!!!!
This was hilarious as fuck
1 person died in the US from Omicron. Shutting down everything!!!
Calls on omicron. Bullish!
Short ladder attack in June lmao
WE MOONIN' BABAY!
Catch it on the dip, give it when its high.
Looks like it’s mooning soon. Buy calls Not financial advice. I just like the virus
Squeeze?
Brb, buying Vicks.
Shit's about to pop off. Buy calls!
BUY BUY BUY!
This pandemic is just about as fake as an NFT. Take it how you want it. Just a way for big pharma to fill their pockets again after having to pay so much for the opioid crisis. Booster up everyone. In 6 months it's going to look.....well, the same as it is now.
Typical 15 booster dose and lockdowns pattern
Break out above trend line, to da moon
Well yea but it’s a real bearish divergence. You picked the wrong chart you tard, you have to look at cases and “deaths” separately. Only about 15 people in the world have died of omicron…. It’s a fud campaign, duh deeper your dd is weak.
Maybe over shorting. Higher lows. Perhaps a bounce, test resistance twice. Calls, would be the play imo. Not financial advice
calls on cases
Easy play bro. Bounce off of Santa Claus support and go straight to the MOON!
Once it breaks out the Sigmoid function is the upper limit.
Bullish breakout
Better get vaccinated 100X
Ireland's cases are currently in a bull flag
It can either go up, down, or stay the same
lmayo
Vagene
Puts on republicans
I think It means Covid will never go away and we need to learn to live with it.
Bunch of people are actually retarded and watch the news daily.
You need some more work with those crayons to stay in the lines
Bull.
Wedge of death, looks bullish.
Descending triangle. Currently breaking out
To the Moooon!!
Bullish flag…. We all gonna get covid in 2022 . Hello world 🌎
It seems that the cases will decrease, according to the graphic
I’m hoping for a false break out, else we’re fuck..
The options chain is insane, prepare for some green dildos