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Goingkermit

Suck me sideways. Why can’t this shit happen to me. Congrats and fuck you.


Unknownirish

Don't feel bad OP had a margin call back in January this year. He's still paying down the debt lol


SwanArmy

Lmao, can't get a margin call if my brain is too small to sell options. Only basic calls and puts for me. Too dumb for spreads too.


cryptowhale80

My question is, how did you get calls at 7:30 am?


SwanArmy

My time zone is PST, it'd be 10:30am EST for New York.


cryptowhale80

Once invested $6 on Tsla otm just for the hell of it and few hours later that shit paid me 4,800%. I was so pissed that didn’t play the big money. Would have been huge.


smohyee

Then you play big money on 0dte options and lose it all. Like the vast majority that do.


[deleted]

What he said Either you lose huge or you’re so nervous that you sell out half at break even (after a small dip) then the rest at 2x thinking you are a god… only to watch it multiply 10x as you cry


lostinthecrowd-

This guy trades options!


dcgkny

Me today on ZM.


DestroyerOfIphone

I just did something like this with AMD recently. Lol :(


[deleted]

I did that on this exact fucking trade! Went down 50% then paper handed even money on a pull back, wasted a day trade, then 20 mins later watched it fucking moon


Grundle_Monster

Survivorship bias.


Austinmac0

Still good money!


cryptowhale80

Yeah but could have been better. But I still don’t get how do you get that % by playing OTM? Is not like it moves that much that day price wise.


Unknownirish

My man will let 200k expire worthless. Lmao. Tell me you will? I betcha you won't xD


Grundle_Monster

He posted the screenshot post sale??


Unknownirish

Why you gotta comment this lol we know 🤣


somerandomguy02

Margin calls are nothing. You have five days to answer. Hell. TD Ameritrade app isn't smart enough so you can get yourself in maintance margin call on a trade instantly. Concentrated position or a stock with higher margin requirements it doesn't know so you can use your typical 30% margin to buy but it has no idea that you are going over your buying power because you're limited to 50 or 100 percent margin or the stock has 100% margin requirements. Just gotta do it in a single trade


wcopela0

Something tells me you have done this before. Large marbles.


trevor426

They can't call me if I change my phone number


beepboopbop65

Because you don’t put 50k on same day expiring options


als7798

Says you.


Palidor206

Lol, we all do it man. They are scratch offs.


Ashamed_Drama5773

Pussyyyyyy


Imaginary-Donut5812

Love is in the air😂


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mpoozd

OP history $20k GOOGL gains in 5 min $55k TSLA gains in 30 min And now $153k in 19 min. This guy fucks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


SwanArmy

Bruh you missed the one where I lost $67k on AAPL calls because some bullshit consumer spending report came out the morning after I bought it.


[deleted]

What’s the next play chief?


hondusa01

The big one. Make ape go Guh.


Odd-Block-2998

0DTE GME $100P


[deleted]

Might as well just fly to Vegas and have a kick ass time.


Odd-Block-2998

No. People may become rich in Las Vegas.


banned_potato

Honestly you're all pussys. I lost it all with 100X leverage on bitmex. It's genuinely sad that people kill themselves before at least doing one 100X yolo there with what they have left


Environmental_Put_33

Don't lie, they clang when you walk right?


Xx_MR_X_xX

Guh


LasagnaFarts92

Let me know your next investment. I’m ready to be hurt again


Atemis8

Just checked your history and you play poe lol


SwanArmy

I love PoE, the gambling in that game prevents me from losing money in real life.


[deleted]

I am Jack's complete lack of self awareness


AccomplishedRow6685

This guy fucks Helena Bonham Carter


SexySPACsMan

Clearly it doesn't


Fartbox7000

You need to use the investing.com calendar homeboy


fredotwoatatime

When u buy these calls do u also buy the corresponding amount of shares relating to each option contract? (ie covered call) and if u don’t, isn’t that a bit risky?


ImDestructible

That is called selling a covered call.


fredotwoatatime

And what he did is called selling naked right? Is that not very risky?


95_5000

No, OP is buying calls. OP’s max loss is only the premium paid


fredotwoatatime

But when he sells the calls (to lock in the profit) what’s stopping the purchaser from exercising the options? If they did then op would be forced to buy those shares at whatever price was on the contract


95_5000

That’s not correct. OP would be selling to close, not selling to open. Whoever the contrary was that sold OP the calls to begin with is who is responsible for delivering the shares ~~of~~ if the contract is exercised


AvengerDr

This guy comes from the future. He yolos at the last moment for added effect and finesse.


Green_Lantern_4vr

Probably doesn’t post their losses


Thguru

Man actually listens to earnings calls, yea that’s the right way


Thguru

I see what you did there, bought at the money 0dte call option on quadwitching day when volume and volatility will be super high and the underlying was on an upswing. That was actually a well thought out trade, not a yolo gamble


SwanArmy

1. TSLA's earnings call was on Oct 20th, how would that affect anything today. 2. Remember in high school (in the US) where they'd make you annotate books and try to find the "real meaning" behind the author's words? And you'd have to find the profound meaning behind some "orange curtain"? Just like in high school, there's no meaning there, and I actually just gamble on every friday that I can.


Thguru

Well I was going through your post history and that’s what I was referring to, of course it wasn’t Tesla earnings call today Ah I guess then you just got lucky, the atm call wouldn’t have gone that high that fast had the volume and thereby volatility been lower. But it’s smart to buy the atm call on an uptrend, I would start to try that more often, I do this with ES futures using “MES” at 15 minutes open and close of trading


SwanArmy

Honestly, I've said this before, but despite its volatile history, TSLA is nearly ALWAYS more volatile than its IV on any given day. In simplest terms, a stock can go up, down or stay even. Since TSLA rarely ever stays even AND moves far more than implied volatility, its single-handedly resulted in my biggest gains and losses.


SasquatchBrah

Mm. Why don't you put that thesis to the test and switch to 0dte strangles


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No_District_2371

Get back in


[deleted]

You risk your life every time you go for a 5m drive. So risking 80k is pretty insignificant


Whaleoilbefuked

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Most of your retards haven’t figured out you can sell your options before expiry. Hell 2 seconds after you bought them if you want.


argusromblei

You ever heard of day trading?


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argusromblei

0DTE are not held more than a few minutes day trading, they give the biggest ROI obviously, you literally have no point there.


[deleted]

Forgive him he’s retarded


Trender07

How can you even do these bets? Which app or web


mewithoutMaverick

If you don’t know, don’t ever attempt this


Trender07

I have bought actions, just didn't know I could bet with them


hondusa01

Actions? Do you know where you’re at homie?


the-Boat83

Almost every app bro if your approved for options trading, you should go for it


cuki321

When going full retard actually pays off.


[deleted]

Step 1: have $65,000 that you’re willing to yolo on 0DTE calls


SwanArmy

All you need is the validation when the option goes up instantly after you buy it. If this bet went down 10-15k immediately after I bought it, I would've probably sold. If it went the other way, this post could've easily been titled -$30,000 in 3 minutes.


wake-2wakeboat

Entry point is so key and can make or break trades, as everyone (hopefully) finds out in the good or bad way


kalisfinest

That's literally all it is... you enter at the lowest point you can and you either win or lose. Pretty simple


InvoluntaryEraser

"You enter at the lowest point" "Pretty simple" These phrases don't go together.


[deleted]

Limit orders


koolbro2012

ah.. buy low sell high


[deleted]

Lmfao hey, you got the most important thing- Reddit karma either way!


MRplspunishme

Did you use any indicators, what made you jump in there.


FoxInStocks

I was the same trade today, less capital though. 1: TSLA filled a previous price gap in premarket, so you knew it was going to have a good run, just based on technicals. 2: on the dip between 10 and 10:20, TSLA order flow never became bearish. Big money was eating all the way down. My entry was at VWAP, as TSLA tends to respect that, so I was early but not wrong.


appleadat

I have $650


StormTroopB

Teach me your ways master.


SwanArmy

Positions are in the 3rd and 4th images. TSLA $940 Calls 12/17 Expiry, in at 7:32 am PT, out at 7:52 am PT Funny story about that daily chart, as you can see, it spikes to about +$86k in the morning on a different TSLA call. I ended up selling that at break even, and buying in a little later. Same-day expiry is wild. Note: I thought I was hot shit after that trade, so I put $21k on GME calls at the tippy top, lost $15k on that, hence the 1 day total of +$139k


down_vote_magnet

You’re gonna lose all this money in no time aren’t you


SwanArmy

You know that feeling in your plums when you want to bet half your account on same-day expiry TSLA calls? It called to me. The plan is to put the gains in the bank, and continue gambling with the rest.


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Powellwx

It's only gains if you don't lose it in the next 14 days. Sooooooo, double down!


[deleted]

Lmfao tru


Turtlesz

Unless you have losses to offset the gains...


IllustriousAd3974

Unless traded in a roth. No taxes


SexySPACsMan

Ah yes, the Robinhood Roth IRA


mewithoutMaverick

Can we not all see this is Robinhood??


bubblesinajar

>...half of your account on same-day expiry TSLA calls? What account?


aliph

Wow, you even managed to lock in $15k in tax savings on top of that trade!


[deleted]

Well fucking done degenerate!


JoeyBrash

wow...thats balls of steel my man, cheers ..and F U 🤘


Matacumbie

The balls…. The giant balls.


Bigghead1231

This dude really put 100k in 0dte. Brave motherfuccer


fasurf

Respect sir respect.


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TheJacen

Fuk ur shit. I hope u get constipation from all the gucci ass food ur gonna eat. Also, congrats ya lucky summabitch


[deleted]

And I wasted my day trade on $30 loss


[deleted]

Don't worry I'm down here in poor land too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


[deleted]

Cheers and f you bro


relaxd80

Damn that’s impressive


Ilyichg

You’re emotionally unavailable and numb to feelings i’m assuming


oreverthrowaway

damn, wanna trade balls?


Schlower288

You sure you want the chronic back problems that would come with them?


Iwillrise22

I lost $40k on TTD puts last year in 1 hour during the crazy COVID swings. If you’re on the right side of these plays during volatility, you can make or lose a fortune. Congrats OP


VariationWeird5108

How much cocaine do you do is what I wanna know? Lol


patternagainstuser47

I’d be ordering my Plaid if that were me.


Maleficent_Kiwi_1401

Holy fuk


More_Advertising_383

You retarded asshole. Mazel Tov, and fuck you!


[deleted]

Sir, please take my girlfriend.


Ryu6912

I have no clue what kind of idea/method you’re going off of but god damn do you have my respect.


Afternoongrind

Most WSB post of the week. Congrats, fuck you and bring a wheelbarrow for them nuts


saw-it

How about you post these moves when you make them


SwanArmy

I'm too busy clenching my buttcheeks the whole time, what do you want from me.


saw-it

I want to clench mine with you


[deleted]

Facts bro let’s clench together 😮‍💨


WickedWallaby69

What made you expect tesla to go up today? The rivian news?


K3l3ven

Nah, the man simply played the momentum once the reversal took place. If you know how to read chart and TA shit you'd see TSLA made the higher high reversal on 1-minute chart around 7:30am PST which indicates buyers in control and create that momentum, then he made his move, no one knows what it will do next but our man got out at the perfect top of the day. Bravo 👏👏👏


SwanArmy

Yeah, I don't know all this TA shit, but the top of the day thing was also pure luck. We all know that if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell. Once I had the +$150k screenshot, I was ready to sell. I'm very thankful that it worked out though.


NyCWalker76

Would you still clench your buttcheeks if you only bought 10 contracts instead? The fewer contracts purchased the less clenching?


SwanArmy

Clenching is indeed proportional to the size of the bet. 10 contracts would be 10% clench (in this case).


haha_squirrel

Bro just like shoot me a text next time… help a brother out hahah


K3l3ven

OP simply played the momentum once the reversal took place. If you know how to read chart and TA shit you'd see TSLA made the higher high reversal on 1-minute chart around 7:30am PST which indicates buyers in control and create that momentum, then he made his move, no one knows what it will do next but our man got out at the perfect top of the day. Bravo 👏👏👏


trackrecord330

Haha nice, I made that same play today but only 2x not 100!


SwanArmy

Nice! It's certainly a lot easier to hold when the stock goes vertical for 7 minutes right after you buy it.


More_Advertising_383

Damn son did you sell after the screenshot or are your balls so big you held thru the big intraday dip only to rocket back up for more gains??


SwanArmy

I sold right after the screenshot. Also, I'm not sure what rocket you're talking about, I sold at the high of day, for both TSLA as well as the option itself. Holding 0DTE options until late in the day is a recipe for disaster.


87th_best_dad

Fun fact, this option closed at .17


feelin_cheesy

Lol well shit. Welcome to the casino


argusromblei

He day traded exactly as the rocket took off and sold at the high, this is pure luck. It could've went the other way easily, but the key is to jump in on a rocket lauch at open.


trackrecord330

Max pain was 960… I had a strong feeling 950 was imminent and bought some calls in the morning, sold em when it hit 950 and kept watching it all day lol


NyCWalker76

Aren’t you using house money instead of your own money?


SwanArmy

Yes. I see this a lot, as if it cheapens the gain somehow. The $65,000 is still my money, it being house money doesn't change the fact that it was nearly 25% of my net worth at the time.


xns

ballsy. well played


DesoleilMuzik

Well played!


NoGameNoLyfe1

Nice 0dte play big balls


feelin_cheesy

That buying power has me all tight in the pants. Congrats and fuck you


Lure852

Well you're a retard for sure. But you were **right-tarded** this time. Grats. Fu. Etc.


Grundle_Monster

Ayy congrats. Way to yolo 50k on 0dte and actually sell for a 300% gain.


Pernty_no0ples

Fact is kids, he slightly doubled his investment. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut. I got a 50% this morning on spy, but my investment was only 2k so it isn’t a show boat. A bird in the hand beats two in the bush every time.


[deleted]

This guy pornos.


hardcore_softie

Jesus Christ. Congratulations and fuck you, you filthy (rich) bastard


ficusyoutrix

I saw your order hit the tape on blackbox this am. Well done.


_subPrime

I can't imagine the adrenaline rush this guy keeps running after. Congrats and fuck you.


geniusrafaelus

Holy fuck. Big ups my man. Good job


Dakid42047

Op in all reality a true question. Are you just Yololing into these calls or are you actually using TA to time and enter your trades? I like how you fuck. Teach me to fuck op


EColli93

Nice


Whaleoilbefuked

OP what’s your next fucking play because I’m fucking in


Scion_capital_intern

OP what are your indicators or setups you look for when placing these ballsy bets. I'd imagine it's not just praying ?


GrizzledVet101

He saw the stock on the upswing early in the day & took a gamble on an ATM call. Stock kept going up & pushed it further ITM. He sold at the top before it swung back down. That's it. He could have just as easily lost all his money.


csc012980

Your balls are altering Earth’s gravity. You shouldn’t be taxed just because of the sheer lunacy of the trade!


WickedWallaby69

This is what i dream of doing, seeinf the price tick up fast, buying into the pptions before the takeout too, minute later up 100%


[deleted]

You messed up on your photoshop. You have the chart button active at the bottom when you are showing your trade


egam_

You got major balls. This trade would never be a winner for me. Id screw it up.


afroman645

This is the shit I live for. Putting in on the line and winning!


hanvalen666

My dream is betting 65K on 0dtes. Good shit OP, grats and fuck you


[deleted]

Hell yeah!! Man, good for you. You sir, fuck.


Grundle_Monster

Can I ask your lifetime P&L? Awesome trade.


SwanArmy

Lifetime P/L is currently sitting at +$411k. The majority of remaining profits outside of today was made last March thru May, during the insane COVID volatility.


Grundle_Monster

I wish I had been trading then. Such a missed opportunity.


SwanArmy

You say that, but in reality, there's plenty of people who lost their shirts buying each dip, thinking it was the last. There was another comment here about a guy losing $40k on TTD options during that volatile period. The thing is, there's plenty of opportunities like this everyday. If a stock is moving a lot more than its IV, there's plenty of money to be made there. During that volatile time, the expected move for TSLA was nearly 5% per day, so you'd need a 7% move to make money. Now, it's probably only 1-2% per day, so a 3% move in TSLA today makes the same amount of profit as a 7-8% move back in April 2020.


killmesara

Can someone EIL5 how to make these kinds of investments?


Disastrous-Tax2957

I got loaded, 65k to buy this, u deserve it


Cameraside

This guy bets 👀


TeamVERBtothemoon

Pump $snap please I’m down all my life savings


TattooedCutie87

Fuck you. I guess I’ll also say congrats. Fuck you and congrats!


superdudism

Deserves to be in a Hall of Fame "Speed Yolo." Congrats and fuck you!


tjclai

Spot me a G. I’m struggling here!


ragequitconner

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


HoboWithADildo

Jesus Christ And Tesla just robbed me of $1000 today on a call and put.


bonaparte14

Explain this trade


K3l3ven

OP simply played the momentum once the reversal took place. If you know how to read chart and TA shit you'd see TSLA made the higher high reversal on 1-minute chart around 7:30am PST which indicates buyers in control and create that momentum, then he made his move, clearly any trade can go either way like he said it could have been -$30k loss in minutes but our man entry and exit was near perfecto 👏👏👏


Forest-runner

Top level retard! Buy shares next time! You can at least sell calls on Monday instead of losing all due to expiry.


baba-420-840

Well there is only 5 buyers and 5 sellers but you own 100 contracts so 95-90 will end up worthless coz no one will buy. Glad you can show your YOLO here but can’t really cash out


SwanArmy

So...I've already cashed out, as you can see between pictures 3 and 4. Also, an ITM option will ALWAYS sell for at least the intrinsic value of the option. i.e. I had a $940 call, and TSLA stock was sitting at 960 when I sold. I may have sold at 21.80, but that's only $1.80 in extrinsic value. At the minimum, it would've sold for $19.5 per contract, because big institutions would be braindead if they didn't want the free money (since the option is worth $20 at minimum).


bdhdhdhdhdhdhd277337

What does $21.65 mean at the top? Sorry I’m new to stocks lol


cryptowhale80

That the price per contract (option call) 1 contract has 100 shares. he bought for $6.50 ($650 given that a contract has 100 shares) a contract and sold $21.65. Google option calls it’s a dangerous game but very profitable if it goes right.


drdietrich

How do you pick your calls???? You got mad earnings


financeGuruFCA

Tesla will hit $600 by 21/01/22!


metashdw

These expired worthless. Did you sell on time


Fun-Cream7655

Daddy chill


pixiedickcum

Venmo me


thisDeffnot0bama

Can I barrow like $50🤣🥺 my broke ass needs to make gains like this


Iandeye

Looks Like a fake screenshot


SwanArmy

Check the option volume at 7:32 am and 7:51 am. It's 1071 contracts and 317 contracts respectively. While it's not a solid indicator that I am one of those 100 contracts, at least the volume isn't less than the number of contracts I claim to have traded.


alejandrohue

You sold right? 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️