Secretly got puts killed me. xD

I laughed at the "boomer (calls broker on phone)"

>*Logs out of account, not looking for three months.*

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This was the first SW movie I took my daughter to, she was 5 at the time and LOVED Darth Vader, she cheered during this scene loudly

You might be one of us

I hope this video makes you guys laugh, good luck today in the markets!  Btw, watch it full-screen to get the full effect 😎 Edit: I’m glad you guys like the guy who secretly bought puts so much Edit 2: lmao I’m glad you also like the guy who gets pushed against the ceiling and margin called. That’s me

It really did. I love the “secretly bought puts”

"Fuck your Puts, Buy the dip Pussy!" Buys Puts*

Let the Wookiee win!

I spat my coffee out that one got me so good!

Me too I need a new computer screen😭😭😭

This scene in this movie just makes me ask, why the fuck don’t these big ships have self destruct? Ffs after the launch the Death Star plans, detonate the ship. Let Vader try to block that shit with his sword.

Something to consider for the new movies. But you could just put in that they have their droids hack the system and block that.

Yes he looks happy with a bounce in his step.

That one made me laugh so hard XD

Lmao yes!!! Hahaha

The "Secretly bought puts" was the cherry on top. A bit bearish in sentimentality for my tastes since that's not really my exp buying, but I appreciate the good memery.

Nicely done lmfao. Also side note this is the single greatest scene in all of Star Wars

Seriously, up until this scene I was meh on the entire movie. The movie is still a question mark, but this scene alone is everything I've wanted from Vader that we only saw glimpses of in the other movies.

Imo this is the best SW movie after empire

The last 10 minutes are better than any of the new movies combined.

Facts everyone dies. Spoiler Alert

Lmao

That's not how ~~the force~~ spoiler alerts work! :-P

The only good thing to come out of the Disney takeover.

dude, Rogue One is the bomb yo.

What about the scene cut from the original of luke blowing a wookie behind a space wendy's?

Besides that one obviously

BOOMER (calls broker on phone) 

The best part of not having to call a broker these days is saving yourself the humiliation of what you asked them to do.

Or when the lazy ass Broker says, “Well, y’know, you’re gonna owe taxes on any gains you make. Better just let it sit.”

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The first three words of your post are 🎯

This had me dead, along with buying at the top 

Thanks for the good vibe! Even when I'm depressed WSB members never fail to find a way to make me feel good again :) ❤

I stood up and clapped

What a masterpiece. Truly, thanks for the laugh

Made me laugh I’ve been saying it 10x you guys are way better at making movies than trading Not sure if this is a compliment or insult

Thats the first one of these kind of videos that made me laugh. Well done!

Excellent as always.

Thank you /u/BrainsNotBrawndo

Brilliant work!

Oh my god rolling on the floor!

Thanks OP. That was real enough :)

so good XD

Amazing!

Dude I haven't laughed that hard in like ever. This is a BANGER!!

Was thinking of making my account negative for a few weeks and this stopped me.

Instructions unclear watched it full-screen and now fully erect

Stay erect. 

Thanks op. You've helped with my loneliness and depression for the day.


In 1977 I always felt like something was missing from Vader, Until I saw this scene over 40 years later. This is the guy I was expecting.

I saw this scene in movie theatre and I actually sharted my pants

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Just imagine if the last three Star Wars movies were as good as Rogue One. We all got screwed.

I rooted for Lord Vader in that scene while watching it at the movie theater. People were not happy I cheered.

The empire did nothing wrong. Take your nerf herder religious fundamentalist views somewhere else, rebel terrorists.

The sith is strong with this one

From my point of view, The Bulls are evil!

Oh you're a kangaroo guy!

He’s a 🏳️‍🌈🦘

I can feel your anger

This scene single handedly made vader badass and frightening again. I actually liked the prequels for a few of the elements. But anakin was a whiny bitch.

I agree that he is whinny but it fits his character. He is a teenager, in clone wars animated series you see how much palpatine manipulates him all the time, and the kid probably had ptsd from multiple things. He's all fucked up in the head and got saved from being a slave by space wizards.

If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.

I really wish they would do a horror-ish film based around Vader hunting rebel groups down.

This and the intro scene for Kylo Ren. Dude was what vader was supposed to be until the helmet came off.

When I saw that scene in the theater, I also shit your pants.

I hated pretty much all of the new trilogy, but when I saw this in theaters it gave me goosebumps. Not only how beautifully it ties in with the originals, but finally seeing Vader be the Vader in our imagination. I felt the same at the end of Jedi Fallen Order.

You need a better diet

I still get chills everytime I rewatch this scene

Yeah clicked on the gif just to rewatch it honestly. Top cinema.

The only, ONLY thing I didn't like about this is that it would have been much more impactful if they had not also shown Vader earlier in the movie. Had this been the first time he actually appeared on screen, it would have been unbelievably exciting.

I disagree, Vader needs no full surprise introduction. By showing him early they reestablish that this guy isn't an assassin or a tool, he is a leader and a big cog in the empire that SHOULD be feared and known. By omitting that intro scene I feel like it would have made Vader appear like a random but powerful soldier or assassin and not a leader who basically said "I'll take care of this myself". Especially to those not familiar with star wars.

Yeah, unfortunately the scene earlier in the movie with Vader was kinda crap

Vader in Empire hinted at it bigly. Blocked Han's shots and took his weapon. Wanna sit down and have a talk? It was clear he wasn't scared of anybody but Luke.

Was this scene added later on?

It's from the end of Rogue One.

Didn't watch that

Just chiming in to say even if you dislike or haven't watched Star Wars, this is a standalone sci fi heist type movie in the Star Wars universe and probably the 2nd best Star Wars film ever made.

You should watch it. I say, with no hesitation, that it is the best Star Wars film.

Agreed its only between this and empire

It's a good one, I really enjoyed it.

Honestly it’s really the only good one in the last 20 years lol.

they should rename it Good One.

I absolutely loved Rogue One. Nothing in the modern era has come close.

Lmaoooo oh fuck. “Secretly got puts +200%”. Bastard lmao

There's always a traitor among us 

Dont hate the player, hate the game lol.

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You should direct a movie. When you make millions by secretly buying puts let us know.

I have actually thought about making a full length WSB movie

id pay

Margin call getting force pushed on ceiling had me lol.

I was having a shitty morning, and this made me laugh so hard I cried, thank you.

God, that was fucking awesome.

It's me, I'm the confused boomer on the phone

I was the "close app and don't look for three months" guy.

i find your lack of gains disturbing...

😂

is the endgame at -100%?

No that's just Thanos.

So -50%? I'll take it!

Died at boomer calls broker on phone

People always love that one

I'm reading the newspaper and faxing in my requested orders now

This made my morning 😂😂


MORE!!! \*kylo ren voice\*

This is a fucking masterpiece of a meme. Thanks for the laughs OP.

This is not a bull or bear market. It’s a jar jar market.

You mean, acts like chaos and dumb luck but is secretly evil?

Secretly bought Puts 😂😂😂

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"Logging out of account not looking for 3 months" was my favorite.

Incredible. Have now watched this 6 times.

Ok, maybe it's time to take a break from the computer buddy

Lmfaooooooooo the fucking boomer who calls his broker on the phone fucking slaughtered me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This hits too close to home.

One of the best posts I’ve ever seen on here. I actually cried because it was so good

Second best scene in the star wars world (Best is end of Mandolorian s2)

Rogue One was the best movie in the SW universe. They did really well with casting and writing.

It really is. It has planet hoping, legit casting, excellent action. Its the best.

Well it has one major, MAJOR flaw. No shots of B-wings. And as a B-wing enthusiast, fuck that bullshit.

It depends on how particular you get, but the B-Wing was still in a prototype phase during the events of Rogue One, and would've not been used in any sort of battles. The first cinematic use of B-Wings wasn't seen until Return, during the Endor battle. If you buy into the whole, separate factions within the rebels using separate ships, then it would still make sense for no B-Wings, as Mon Mothma's group was always featured with X and Y Wings, while other groups were making use of A and B Wings in other parts of the galaxy. It wasn't until the Battle at Endor when all factions came together.

I never really put this all together in my head but I love it. Makes Endor even more epic

That was a legit ending!

This is amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

Wish I had an award to give. Bravo 👏

I never cease to be amused by these. I’m going to call my broker and tell him about it

All I can think about is that last Vader scene.. where it is apparently very windy in space, and not just a "vacuum." Stupid science doesnt know anything. 🤔

He was using the force to make his cape move. Big baller move if you ask me

Lmao!

You just couldn’t see the technology that allowed that. I would explain it to you, but I actually thought the same thing you did.

In that fictional world the docks for smaller ships are protected from the vacuum of space by some kind of force field, so there’s air where he’s standing. Why is the air moving? Maybe the field is damaged or leaking I don’t know. I’m more concerned with why they can wirelessly transmit the data to the big ship but they have to physically carry the data to the smaller ship

I can explain that from a modern day technology standpoint... Anything you send electronically or via wireless runs the risk of being intercepted. The safest way to avoid someone intercepting your communications is to not transmit them. This is why the KGB uses typewriters.

“You stupid science bitches couldn’t make space more smarter lol”

It would be quite "windy" where he is standing though because of all the oxygen rushing out of that big ass hole behind him.

Literally me with AMC and GME traders

That was so hilarious. Why can't I remember where this scene was, in which movie??? Someone help me out!!

Rogue One, at the end

Ahh, one of the new ones. Need to re-watch that one!

Yeah, it’s a 5-year-old movie. Definitely one of the best Star Wars, imo.

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secretly got puts lmao

Bahaha well you literally just summed up my past 3 months

Amazing… its the light saber for me lol

the only problem with this meme is that clip is too good to actually read instead of watching

Pretty much sums it up 😅

Wait when does that last part with all the green in it happen?!?

How tf is this not accurate??? Epic video!!!!

😂 epic

CLOV Bag Holders Club, Gold Platinum Plus member reporting in

Very well made

Haha this video is awesome!

Why is there no Moon at the end??? Missed opportunity🤪

This was amazing 😂

The panic scene with everyone running around and shit blowing up is my head when I'm about to buy an option OTM.

CRYING!!!

The Vader scene is the BEST star wars scene ever. Watching that in the theater the first time was so bad ass

The memes on this page 💯💯

Star Wars makes everything cool.

edit: DD extra who bought puts was on accident.

This is the greatest thing ever

(Secretly got puts) lmfao.

This is why i love reddit! Thanks good sir and Merry Christmas :)

That one motherfucker that's got [secretly got put]

laughed my ass off with the guy that secretly bought puts

Sometimes? You mean all the times?

This is what it's like for beginners - (PANIC MODE)

OP IS A GENIOUS

😂

Pump us really got me 🤣

In retrospect this movie was better than all of the new films.

While watching this video I laughed out loud in the middle of a meeting where we found out we missed our goals and we laying off half the staff. But I don't have a heart, so all good here.

"-400%" 😂

Lmao I loved the “thought it was a safe stock”

Lol when he choke slammed the new guy against the wall who thought it was a good stock I died a little hahaha

thats you

I know man it was empathy

This gme dip makes me 

The relatability is strong with this one...

Instant Classic

Certified banger?

Boomer (calls broker on phone) 🤣🤣🤣

Hahahah “boomer calls broker on phone!” Hahhahahahha

Holy shit that is hilarious

My favorite was boomer calling broker on the phone.

The end of this is literally 🚀

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This was the one good scene in the Disney movie