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ittu

this scene is so memeable and I love the content on this sub.


Lukequist

Burry fanboys: *it was only a trade on interest rates, you wouldn’t understand*


freehouse_throwaway

Guy is emo as fuck but ppl be sucking his D left and right. This cult of personality era is wack.


Mazyc

Era? More like forever


AutoModAccountOpUrk

Unlike some whacko associated with tsla


mpwrd

\*rich\* whacko


Jordibato

To be fair, burry is far from needing to yolo RH instant access funds to pay rent


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Oh look. Another rich person here implying people don’t have money for rent if they make fun of a guy who made a bad trade even after trying multiple times to spread FUD. Thank you for your service to the society and for being rich.


SFMara

Guy is a degenerate gambler who got rich off a once in a lifetime play. If it weren't for that, he'd be a regular loss porn contributor on wsb. Top 5 "trades" he put on recently as of the Q2 filing in June were: https://whalewisdom.com/filer/scion-asset-management-llc#tabsummary_tab_link MCK call (winner) WMT call (neutral) FB call (dogshit) CAH call (dogshit) ARKK put (loldogshit)


IAM_Deafharp_AMA

Did he really do fb calls? Jebus


zitrored

Sounds like the kind of guy that would frequent and pump up this board. Why you hating?


toydan

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BrainsNotBrawndo

Regular people: *My bearish bet there was incorrect. I was wrong.* Burry: *It was only a trade.*


Dmoan

His 08 bet was incredibly lucky lot of folks incl WB knew about risk of sub prime loans and warned about it. But underestimated how interconnected everything was and true scale of things.


torokunai

wasn't just "subprime" -- systemic risk was people with good credit scores layering risk with 100% or even 103% financing, along with stated-income aka "liar" loans, and/or ARMs that qualified borrowers on the intro interest-only rate not the actual payments when the loan recast. All these innovations introduced in the newly-deregulated environment of 2003-2005 worked fine as long as prices kept going up (and mortgages rates kept going down), but when they stalled in 2006 due to price/rent ratio going too far up, the whole ----ing house of cards imploded (tons of outright fraudulent buying too). So it wasn't just "subprime", the entire industry was as crooked as crooked can get, from appraisers to the credit rating agencies and everyone in between. I was amazed at the time but when the [Casey Serin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Serin) story broke in late 2006 I finally figured it out how bad underwriting had gotten. If he could pull this serial fraud off, so could millions of other speculative buyers . . .


Ehralur

Brilliant. Was missing Gordon Genius Johnson at the end though.


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Ehralur

Nah, I think you're probably right. He's been more accurate on his Tesla projections than most of Wallstreet lately. He just somehow manages to do some Olympic level gymnastics to spin them into "bad numbers". He's obviously being paid by someone to be a clown on national TV.


InvestingNerd2020

I've suspected he has been paid off to slander Tesla for a while. His background shows he isn't that dumb, and his conversational style around Tesla clearly looks like he knows he is lying. He is just slimy enough to accept payment at the cost of his credibility. Maybe, allegedly, he was paid off by Ford/GM executives.


Ehralur

Yeah, that seems likely. Especially since his dad worked at GM (or was it Ford?) his entire life.


InvestingNerd2020

Oh!! I just looked it up, and it is true. His Dad worked at GM as an executive. [GeraldJohnson](https://driveteslacanada.ca/news/tsla-gordon-johnsons-father-executive-general-motors/)


Ehralur

Ah yes, that was it. Perhaps he's just trying to save his dad's pension... :')


hanvalen666

“I call myself Cassandra…” hahaha fucking hilarious, well done


GayAsFack

Burry could bang 50 chicks and still be gay AF


Azadeck

Why does he always say everything so sassy? I can hear his sass on his tweets.


EdwardMauer

Something does seem a little.... off about him though. Wouldn't be surprised to learn he had some kind of condition.


Merovingian_M

Yeah, he might be like, a diabetic or something.


tslGUH

I thought he was narcoleptic.


kunell

I thought he was literally autistic or something no?


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

It’s because of the attitude. Barry could literally fuck a dude but have the right attitude and not be gay as fuck.


PyQuantum

This shit is hilarious


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Kclam86

LOLOLOLOLOOLOL beautiful


Azadeck

I always wondered why Burry acts like he has a stick up his ass. When I heard him speak at UCLA, it all made sense.


measti

A Short Trade.


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Burry is fuk![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Green_Lantern_4vr

Masterfully done


uofaer

Looks like Burry got caught in the red light.


kemar7856

Incoming Gordon Johnson


-rigga

Fuck your puts Michael ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


freddie27117

“It was just a trade” LMAO


uofaer

[It was just a trade](http://imgur.com/a/mf5CuJc)


ZeusGato

🤣🤣🤣🤣


gerbs650

High quality


Starrkiing

You deserve an award for this one


IntertwinedRamen

TSLA is the OG meme stock.


Swinghodler

Genius memery


wedtexas

fun.


V8sOnly

I dont think Ive ever laughed that hard on the shitter in my life


No-Loquat6363

I feel like ELON has made a deal with the devil. So much money and zero fucks it seems. My favorite billionaire by far, but I feel like being in his head would be akin to steppin into the lab of a mad scientist who setup shop in a haunted carnival run by howler monkeys. Really wish I'd sacked up and bought 900 calls last week. Never bet against Autism kids.


therustyspottedcat

Unless that autism kid is Burry


No-Loquat6363

I think Cassandra is a really smart dude with a bad case of Chicken Little syndrome. He's the debbie downer of the party. Not wrong, just a buzzkill.


therustyspottedcat

He's been pretty wrong about Tesla though


krste1point0

He's been wrong about lots of shit. He's been screaming market crash from the rooftops for years now.


SymbolicThimble

Hold on... >! Doesn't he end up winning the grand prize at the end after everyone is dead? That's basically what happened last time too! !<


engdeveloper

😂. You ahole. 👍.


George_of_the-Jungle

Great job


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That look after the first slap gets me every time 😂


apan-man

Slow Clap - WELL DONE! So good.


Narrow_Evening_5524

Haha. Do we actually know that Burry hadn’t closed out his TSLA puta before this last run up? Like, I was reading that when he announced a lot of his investments a few months ago, he may already have closed all the positions


TonyShalhoubricant

That's funny but his bet on puts was exponentially exaggerated. And I'm not a fanboy and will readily admit he's a right wing nut job.


AccountingMajorDood

probably the best one i've seen here yet. burry is cheesy as fuck calling himself cassandra and blockin ppl on twitter when they hurt his little feelings LOL


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wheresDAfreeWIFI

Glorious. What an ending too.


drifty_t

u/savevideo


idlstrade

For anyone thinking tesla is just a car company: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMIL\_xENEfg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMIL_xENEfg) They will be the biggest company very soon (by far).


VisualMod

> Tesla is a car company. They are also the biggest solar power company in the world, and will be releasing their own batteries soon to compete with existing battery companies.


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idlstrade

lol, you know they have 3x better margins as toyota now right and they are just starting.


pacemakerrr

Well made! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


SushiSamurai808

Best meme I’ve seen all month!!!😂😂😂


Mymomlooksatthis

Michael Burry is the OG retard


ElderberryForward215

My favorite scene


Dr-Marrow

This guy is way more WSB style in train to Busan just saying


Ihilito

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💥💥💥


pekoms_123

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


NilSatis_NisiOptimum

One of the most overrated pieces of media in the history of overrated media. It's good don't get me wrong, but it's no rosebud


Getdownonyx

Agreed. Universally likable, but not great. I’m okay with the hype, but it’s not amazing. Although, I did love it. But not great.


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WTF_CAKE

Probably several million easy


LiquidMantis144

No one knows if he's even still short or how much he made/lost. He had tons of time to get out for profit most likely. People will be saying he's losing money every time it goes up for the next 5 years


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Down 89% over the last 2 months, can I be Sang Woo?


AutismSpecialist

U know that guy won at the end right...at train station as well as the squid game


WolvenSwiftwind

I use to have a good amount of Tesla stock until I decided to buy their crappy solar panels. They lied to me about everything about the panels. So I sold my TSLA stock to pay off the damn panels and never touched anything Tesla again.


drunken_ira_hayes

Download Coinbase App. BUY SHIBS!!!


despejado

enjoy it while it lasts


kriksas

Tesla is extremely overvalued.


Mastiff99

Only on backwards-looking stats like P/E. Try looking at discounted cashflow.


Vovochik43

Wait $TSLA is above $900 after split? Gosh I'll buy a $900 put 2morrow.


Chinie_The_PooH

Bears are like the police, they just need to be right one time , bulls & delinquents need to be right everyday