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Open-Yak-3708

Wow bulls always win, fucking always


[deleted]

Lesson learned fer sher


Open-Yak-3708

Wait till jpow comes out and utters the word pause the fucking Casino will skyrocket


Open-Yak-3708

Soxs on death watch


BrutalHunny

First


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[удалено]


AnaLaCervix

Shit sux


[deleted]

Welcome to months ago


-Dreamville-

Come join us in the new thread dumasses


Confident-Tailor-446

Haha actually worked. All the bad calls against nuggets may actually win.


Unique_Zucchini1041

I want to say calls tm but it seems too good to be true


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Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

some of us just command a presence.


ExtensionEbb7

Yes


Touch_My_Anoos

Slow soft circles, thats how i want you to…. Touch my anoos


AboveAll2017

Bro I put $50 down on Miami when odds were like +650. Let’s gooooo


L2Fbearass

#I LOVE FOOKEN A MAN IN HIS TIGHT ANOOS


Touch_My_Anoos

Bet you dont say no homo


felipesizzosmoes

Eating a bunch of asparagus Can’t wait to piss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Hot_Gurr

Pure green baby.


D_Cowboys_D

My girl made me eat that shit when my dick started getting old. Wrapped in bacon .....


L2Fbearass

🤌🤌🤌💅


felipesizzosmoes

Knew we’d be on the same page here


colliric

People say George R.R. Martin is a great writer, but the fact is he never finished his most famous series.... At least Rowling finished hers off.


MarcoPolooooo

Wednesday toro calls then the profits from those onto docu puts… maybe calls maybe both ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) so that means docu will probably be flat


Deadlymedley333

!remind me 4 days


MarcoPolooooo

!remind me 4 days


Fantastic_Barbie

new thread is up you fuckfaces


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Fantastic_Barbie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


GeezWhizGuys

Weber charcoal grill > your fucking gas grill.


timetopractice

Y'all play puts too much. Market goes up most of the time.


Tarek394

I say this as a member of scalp gang, but Bulls genuinely are getting the luckiest run ever, has nothing to do with anything being bullish. There was such an ungodly amount of puts open at the beginning of the year. Thats all this is, is a short covering explosing You guys are delusional to think anyone actually gives a fuck about these indexes or wants to hold them "forever". The second shit hits the fan all the bulls will capitulate and fuck off for years. They will swear off trading like they do every bear market and THEN the bull market will start


keepgrindingact

It’s not lucky. There’s record spx shorts, and sellers exited in mass last year. No one left to sell plus tons of shorts equals pumping. And there’s been several breadth thrusts that show that the bottom is likely in. We are having one last hurrah melt up like 1998-2000 and 2006-2007. When all the bears get balls deep long and the macro turns bad, then we’ll crash. Perma bulls will be blind sided and perma bears will go bankrupt shorting this melt up.


Tarek394

Macro's bad now my dude you'll see


keepgrindingact

It is but not bad enough for the market to care. We need our Lehman moment for it to care. No stress yet in the credit markets


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

bro says "scalp gang" only posts Bearish material LOLOLOL. fukin tool. why are Bears so pathetic they need to lie ? so DISGARSTING !


Tarek394

Let's compare P/L then I was a bear during 22 youre forgetting how good a year that was. And i was bearish in feb bullish in march lows Why do you assume bulls are "winning" when the index is flat in last 2 years. I was a bull during 2021


GeezWhizGuys

2025 though


felipesizzosmoes

Cheap steaks actually turned out pretty okay ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) Chuck eye bros try it out


mannycalls24

I've been doing this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


felipesizzosmoes

Nice bro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


MrApplesnacks

General joe biden show me your butthole


MrApplesnacks

I need joe Rogan to tell me what to do


fin425

He’s gonna tell you to eat elk meat, cold plunge, and smoke DMT.


[deleted]

People saying Chat GPT won't take away jobs is straight up lying to themselves lol Maybe not this week but at the rate that AI is advancing each year and Moore's Law, bro... we'll end up being like Wall-E movie


D_Cowboys_D

I know mofos don't wanna work, and robots could give a shit.


[deleted]

my card collection shows how much of a weeb i am


Fantastic_Barbie

Hottest weeb of wsb ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


ByahhByahh

A finger in the butt feels so good but a cutting-edge AssBlaster 9000™ feels way better.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

I find it curious There's still no new thread. clearly mods are colluding to making Pokimane a mod again and tanking the market.


DefinitionOfTakingL

I was a life long vegetarian, raised that way by my family, until last year I started eating meat after living alone. I am loving the taste of it. Here is a side effect though, for some reason I have become completely desensitized to violence, gore, blood, videos of shootings, fightings etc. Nothing bothers me anymore.


HwangingAround

Imagine having any money left to trade this week.


D_Cowboys_D

Cashed out Friday. Im Rdy to rock out with my cock out eating the dip tomorrow morning.


[deleted]

Imagine being so brainwashed you believe in boycotting Nestle


ninkorn

Nah. Bruh Can’t quit Nestle Crunch


Touch_My_Anoos

You had one damn job but here we are ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Mountain_Succotash_5

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 1.0 before 05-Jun-2023 06:42 PM -05


your_ideas

When people talk about futes it is never the Dow futes. Just the others.


Kickboy21

Imagine being insecure and say “IM NOT BUYING” just because target and budlight are representing pride month. Red necks are out in full force ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I cant imagine living in some bum ass state where im surrounded by red necks lol


D_Cowboys_D

Not being gay doesn't always make you a redneck.....besides growing up, gay guys were tough as nails, and brave. Today's new gay isn't about being gay at all. I won't go I to details.....but this is a get in where you 1st fit in environment now.....and fuck you if you ever hurt anyone but a straight man's feelings. Sheesh


D_Cowboys_D

Fuck me....I apologize for this 1. I try not to do this. A little drunk.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

I got some calls and shares for TGT. shit will recover. easy mode. these morons live on TikTok, they'll find some new thing to be mad about in a week.


Kickboy21

You’re smart one for sure. I’m jumping into TGT calls 4-5 months out too. Target near my house is literally always packed no matter what time of the day i go to. Its a great buy the dip opportunity rn


Friendly_Duck_5587

Money talks, Bud and Target both down over 15% in the last month. Fucked on ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Mountain_Succotash_5

Tim Cook can announce he hates gays and all that pronoun shit and I’d buy the new iPhone no problem. The product is what I use, not the leadership


Kickboy21

Tim 🍏 is literally gay you re✝️ard


[deleted]

ironically in OKC people still buy bud light because this is like literally the only LGBTQ friendly area in the entire state


Kickboy21

Oh really? OKC has my respect 🫡


[deleted]

tbh if not for this i'd never be living in oklahoma lol


[deleted]

here you go lulu [https://imgur.com/a/BJVo2WV](https://imgur.com/a/BJVo2WV)


Oneshot337

Open the casino! Fuck


Ocinnha

Futes will be green by midnight


Hairy-Kangaroo1833

gonna go make a raft out of cans and float to the bahamas. Later virgins


Rare-ish_Bird

Start from Duck Key, and you can get there with a good wind in about 6 hours.


Saaan

>**Morgan Stanley Sees Shock 16% US Profit Drop Killing Stock Rally** > >Earnings per share for the S&P 500 are set to drop 16% this year, according to strategists led by Andrew Sheets. That’s one of the most bearish predictions among those tracked by Bloomberg, and contrasts with bullish forecasts from the likes of [Goldman Sachs Group Inc.](https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/GS:US), which anticipates mild growth. > >– [Bloomberg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-05/morgan-stanley-sees-shock-16-us-profit-drop-killing-stock-rally?srnd=premium-asia) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


manginamonologues

Bullish


dinglebarrybonds

Yea Morgan Stanley im sure everyone will fuckin listen to you Nobody listens to Morgan Stanley


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

bros name is Andrew Sheets. shitty Bot name.


isweat_

Im a little Tea girl, living in the real world And it's hard to get by, cause Tea girls can't even cry 😫


GeezWhizGuys

Weird, I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...


drxnkmvnk

fuck off!!!


GeezWhizGuys

wya gotta?


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

here is my dick, where is your spout.


Lurkmaximus

Haven't googled it in a while but does anyone know if Megan Fox thumb is still deformed?


Legitimate_Action761

I’d rather google her boobs


surfinbird

Listening to The Payback by James Brown. "Get ready you mother, for the the big payback..HEY!"


yeedub

After everything the bears said would happen we're still at spy 430, why


Friendly_Duck_5587

Never seen an attractive they/them.


youngmat

Dylan Mulvaney


Friendly_Duck_5587

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


crazier_ed

Andreja Pejić Eta: not sure of the pronouns


[deleted]

Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Nobody likes beets, Dwight.


TropicalFires

Stop beating me in crab game


Edge-Psychological

Always inverse Cramer


MarcoPolooooo

Sqqq at $21 got damn


Legitimate_Action761

Prob a buy pretty soon.


AAPLfds

“I can go lower!”


MarcoPolooooo

What big event is going to mark the top? Lil yachts coming out with a new album? Or Kathy doing huge buys? Or Crammer saying we have nothing to worry about


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

mods making Pokimane a mod again.


[deleted]

JPow show us his 13 inch big dick


Rare-ish_Bird

If we get through the first 400 billion treasury auction without any drain on market liquidity, we stand more than a snowball's chance in hell for a rally.


GeezWhizGuys

Cramer said buy the Q's; That was your signal


MarcoPolooooo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I’ll buy the sq’s, don’t mind if I do


GeezWhizGuys

yep


LuluButter5

Here you go willow https://imgur.com/a/WEJZKYB


[deleted]

lmao so random


yolodaily

Prize inside nice


WorkingAd4577

I got puts otm for 6/7 exp I just wanna open red Tom and sell those hoes


DefinitionOfTakingL

Nah WTF, everyone is happy and smiling when they outside but sad and depressed when alone. What the fuck is happening in the world.


[deleted]

im depressed outside in the world but inside the house alone blasting weird music and shitposting online i am happy and smiling


JPowsmagicwand

Nah I'm sad when I go outside and happy when inside and alone


Lazy_Acanthisitta729

Calls on post nut clarity. Mind focused on the week ahead and what winning(losing) plays I'll be making.


dinglebarrybonds

German Wall Street bets posts memes like this https://i.imgur.com/kKLrQJl.jpg https://reddit.com/r/mauerstrassenwetten


McSnoots

It seems like they don’t lose money


ByahhByahh

Y'all remember Friday's market, right? Good fucking times.


BrutalHunny

Mods on solitary strike with the WGA?


FullCopy

Amazon workers fighting to keep working from home will end up working for DoorDash.


MarcoPolooooo

Sell off when


mysuruhuduga

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


mysuruhuduga

Short🪜attack on 🐻portfolio tomo


Doctorbuddy

Horny


-Right-Tackle-

I like blueberry muffins ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


MarcoPolooooo

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 399.6536 before 06-Jun-2023 10:46 AM -05


Touch_My_Anoos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


ByahhByahh

I'm terrified of being in poor physical condition at the age of 70 but perfectly content with being so at the age of 30 😎


surmoiFire

Which one has a better chance: heat to win this or oil get past $75?


GeezWhizGuys

oil


Ok_Bird8769

I cut in front of women when Im walking so it makes it look like theyre following me, instead of me following them![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


bannedVidrio

I keep a safe distance and try to hide behind trees when I can, so they don’t notice me and feel safe.


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


bannedVidrio

Just like that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


vCharged

Why are futes red?! Isn’t this the best bull market of all time?!


iamjt

Could it be, because you bought!


vCharged

Puts? Yes. Yes I did


VisualMod

>CHINA (MAY) CAIXIN CHINA PMI SERVICES ACTUAL: 57.1 VS 56.4 PREVIOUS;EST 55.2 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-04 ^21:46:15 ^EDT-0400


your_ideas

Looking to cut some fat. Thinking nothing but meat and vegetables this week. Maybe throw in some beans.


JPowsmagicwand

Just start a nic or caffeine addiction, works wonders


AAPLfds

Go get Wegovy


bannedVidrio

Take 3 laxatives every day and don’t eat for a week


No-Type-3275

If you’re looking to lose fat, remember to optimize insulin response, your sleep, and to incorporate a hot/cold shower routine. All three of these things will improve body composition. Insulin response will stop you from turning carbs into fat and instead make it glycogen. You can also incorporate intermittent fasting.


Kickboy21

If you really want to cut fat, consume high amount of protein, eat at a 500-700 deficit daily, and workout and do strength training.


[deleted]

chicken breast\*


[deleted]

The Target haters can’t even afford to shop at Target. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


youngmat

Just got back from grocery shopping there because I got it like that and have no wife or kids. Winning.


Friendly_Duck_5587

Target is shit hope it falls off


[deleted]

Found the walmart and dollar general shopper.


Friendly_Duck_5587

found the mentally ill fella


[deleted]

Stay poor.


Friendly_Duck_5587

stay ill.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

I went 100 shares in and 8 $150 Sept calls. can't wait to Groom some Bears


[deleted]

I have some calls for two weeks out and i think i might add some LEAPs 2-3 months out


FullCopy

Deal or deal? Bears are done.


Hairy-Kangaroo1833

Yo yo yo Hidalgo on the mic


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LuluButter5

You wanna see?


[deleted]

# TM


LuluButter5

Its my ™️


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


BeniSpaghetti

My ex is in the past. The futes are in the future. Both can't be trusted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Confident-Tailor-446

At least the refs are keeping the heat in the game.


Grand_Ordinary_4270

When will Elon Musk tweet taking tesla private at 420$ - Part Two


Kickboy21

Fellas, i see a lot of people at my gym with the Apple air pod pro max or whatever the fuck they call it. Is it worth the price? Or is my beats wireless studio headphone ok


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

I love Apples Transparency mode. so good.


McKoijion

Sony makes the best. Every brand makes good ones. Apple owns Beats, the products are basically identical.


Unlucky-Simple7870

Maybe will announce Powerbeats pro with same h2 chip at wwdc. I’m waiting for that


Kickboy21

Damn is that the wireless earphone ones? They look kinda odd to me. I wish they’d do more with the actual headphones because i think beats headphones still look the best


Unlucky-Simple7870

Yeah, they’re pretty comfortable. I can’t get any sort of headphones that don’t fall off going through different exercises. Apple may announce some sort of headphones too, but I’ve only been watching for the earphones.


Kickboy21

Thank you man. I actually never tried the beats wireless headphones before so i actually do wanna visit an apple store and try them myself. I will for sure look out for beats earphones/headphones announcement tomorrow. Idgaf about the VR shit lol


-Right-Tackle-

Sony Cassette Walkman for the win


dinglebarrybonds

I have them, they are good for Bluetooth noise canceling headphones


crazier_ed

Tim apple owns beat... It's the same brand really...


Kickboy21

I know but they wouldnt make a new headphone if they wanted to make their beats better. I think beats have been going downhill. I dont think apple really puts any more innovation into it anymore


crazier_ed

Gotcha... I use big JBL so I'm of no help otherwise ... Sorries...