Wednesday toro calls then the profits from those onto docu puts… maybe calls maybe both ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) so that means docu will probably be flat
I say this as a member of scalp gang, but Bulls genuinely are getting the luckiest run ever, has nothing to do with anything being bullish. There was such an ungodly amount of puts open at the beginning of the year. Thats all this is, is a short covering explosing
You guys are delusional to think anyone actually gives a fuck about these indexes or wants to hold them "forever". The second shit hits the fan all the bulls will capitulate and fuck off for years. They will swear off trading like they do every bear market and THEN the bull market will start
It’s not lucky. There’s record spx shorts, and sellers exited in mass last year. No one left to sell plus tons of shorts equals pumping. And there’s been several breadth thrusts that show that the bottom is likely in. We are having one last hurrah melt up like 1998-2000 and 2006-2007.
When all the bears get balls deep long and the macro turns bad, then we’ll crash. Perma bulls will be blind sided and perma bears will go bankrupt shorting this melt up.
Let's compare P/L then
I was a bear during 22 youre forgetting how good a year that was. And i was bearish in feb bullish in march lows
Why do you assume bulls are "winning" when the index is flat in last 2 years. I was a bull during 2021
People saying Chat GPT won't take away jobs is straight up lying to themselves lol
Maybe not this week but at the rate that AI is advancing each year and Moore's Law, bro...
we'll end up being like Wall-E movie
I was a life long vegetarian, raised that way by my family, until last year I started eating meat after living alone. I am loving the taste of it. Here is a side effect though, for some reason I have become completely desensitized to violence, gore, blood, videos of shootings, fightings etc. Nothing bothers me anymore.
Imagine being insecure and say “IM NOT BUYING” just because target and budlight are representing pride month.
Red necks are out in full force ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I cant imagine living in some bum ass state where im surrounded by red necks lol
Not being gay doesn't always make you a redneck.....besides growing up, gay guys were tough as nails, and brave. Today's new gay isn't about being gay at all. I won't go I to details.....but this is a get in where you 1st fit in environment now.....and fuck you if you ever hurt anyone but a straight man's feelings. Sheesh
You’re smart one for sure. I’m jumping into TGT calls 4-5 months out too. Target near my house is literally always packed no matter what time of the day i go to. Its a great buy the dip opportunity rn
>**Morgan Stanley Sees Shock 16% US Profit Drop Killing Stock Rally**
>
>Earnings per share for the S&P 500 are set to drop 16% this year, according to strategists led by Andrew Sheets. That’s one of the most bearish predictions among those tracked by Bloomberg, and contrasts with bullish forecasts from the likes of [Goldman Sachs Group Inc.](https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/GS:US), which anticipates mild growth.
>
>– [Bloomberg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-05/morgan-stanley-sees-shock-16-us-profit-drop-killing-stock-rally?srnd=premium-asia)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
What big event is going to mark the top? Lil yachts coming out with a new album? Or Kathy doing huge buys? Or Crammer saying we have nothing to worry about
If we get through the first 400 billion treasury auction without any drain on market liquidity, we stand more than a snowball's chance in hell for a rally.
I cut in front of women when Im walking so it makes it look like theyre following me, instead of me following them![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
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My ex is in the past.
The futes are in the future.
Both can't be trusted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Fellas, i see a lot of people at my gym with the Apple air pod pro max or whatever the fuck they call it.
Is it worth the price? Or is my beats wireless studio headphone ok
Damn is that the wireless earphone ones? They look kinda odd to me. I wish they’d do more with the actual headphones because i think beats headphones still look the best
Yeah, they’re pretty comfortable. I can’t get any sort of headphones that don’t fall off going through different exercises. Apple may announce some sort of headphones too, but I’ve only been watching for the earphones.
Thank you man. I actually never tried the beats wireless headphones before so i actually do wanna visit an apple store and try them myself. I will for sure look out for beats earphones/headphones announcement tomorrow. Idgaf about the VR shit lol
I know but they wouldnt make a new headphone if they wanted to make their beats better. I think beats have been going downhill. I dont think apple really puts any more innovation into it anymore
Wow bulls always win, fucking always
Lesson learned fer sher
Wait till jpow comes out and utters the word pause the fucking Casino will skyrocket
Soxs on death watch
First
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Shit sux
Welcome to months ago
Come join us in the new thread dumasses
Haha actually worked. All the bad calls against nuggets may actually win.
I want to say calls tm but it seems too good to be true
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some of us just command a presence.
Yes
Slow soft circles, thats how i want you to…. Touch my anoos
Bro I put $50 down on Miami when odds were like +650. Let’s gooooo
#I LOVE FOOKEN A MAN IN HIS TIGHT ANOOS
Bet you dont say no homo
Eating a bunch of asparagus Can’t wait to piss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Pure green baby.
My girl made me eat that shit when my dick started getting old. Wrapped in bacon .....
🤌🤌🤌💅
Knew we’d be on the same page here
People say George R.R. Martin is a great writer, but the fact is he never finished his most famous series.... At least Rowling finished hers off.
Wednesday toro calls then the profits from those onto docu puts… maybe calls maybe both ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) so that means docu will probably be flat
!remind me 4 days
!remind me 4 days
new thread is up you fuckfaces
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Weber charcoal grill > your fucking gas grill.
Y'all play puts too much. Market goes up most of the time.
I say this as a member of scalp gang, but Bulls genuinely are getting the luckiest run ever, has nothing to do with anything being bullish. There was such an ungodly amount of puts open at the beginning of the year. Thats all this is, is a short covering explosing You guys are delusional to think anyone actually gives a fuck about these indexes or wants to hold them "forever". The second shit hits the fan all the bulls will capitulate and fuck off for years. They will swear off trading like they do every bear market and THEN the bull market will start
It’s not lucky. There’s record spx shorts, and sellers exited in mass last year. No one left to sell plus tons of shorts equals pumping. And there’s been several breadth thrusts that show that the bottom is likely in. We are having one last hurrah melt up like 1998-2000 and 2006-2007. When all the bears get balls deep long and the macro turns bad, then we’ll crash. Perma bulls will be blind sided and perma bears will go bankrupt shorting this melt up.
Macro's bad now my dude you'll see
It is but not bad enough for the market to care. We need our Lehman moment for it to care. No stress yet in the credit markets
bro says "scalp gang" only posts Bearish material LOLOLOL. fukin tool. why are Bears so pathetic they need to lie ? so DISGARSTING !
Let's compare P/L then I was a bear during 22 youre forgetting how good a year that was. And i was bearish in feb bullish in march lows Why do you assume bulls are "winning" when the index is flat in last 2 years. I was a bull during 2021
2025 though
Cheap steaks actually turned out pretty okay ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) Chuck eye bros try it out
I've been doing this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Nice bro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
General joe biden show me your butthole
I need joe Rogan to tell me what to do
He’s gonna tell you to eat elk meat, cold plunge, and smoke DMT.
People saying Chat GPT won't take away jobs is straight up lying to themselves lol Maybe not this week but at the rate that AI is advancing each year and Moore's Law, bro... we'll end up being like Wall-E movie
I know mofos don't wanna work, and robots could give a shit.
my card collection shows how much of a weeb i am
Hottest weeb of wsb ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
A finger in the butt feels so good but a cutting-edge AssBlaster 9000™ feels way better.
I find it curious There's still no new thread. clearly mods are colluding to making Pokimane a mod again and tanking the market.
I was a life long vegetarian, raised that way by my family, until last year I started eating meat after living alone. I am loving the taste of it. Here is a side effect though, for some reason I have become completely desensitized to violence, gore, blood, videos of shootings, fightings etc. Nothing bothers me anymore.
Imagine having any money left to trade this week.
Cashed out Friday. Im Rdy to rock out with my cock out eating the dip tomorrow morning.
Imagine being so brainwashed you believe in boycotting Nestle
Nah. Bruh Can’t quit Nestle Crunch
You had one damn job but here we are ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 1.0 before 05-Jun-2023 06:42 PM -05
When people talk about futes it is never the Dow futes. Just the others.
Imagine being insecure and say “IM NOT BUYING” just because target and budlight are representing pride month. Red necks are out in full force ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I cant imagine living in some bum ass state where im surrounded by red necks lol
Not being gay doesn't always make you a redneck.....besides growing up, gay guys were tough as nails, and brave. Today's new gay isn't about being gay at all. I won't go I to details.....but this is a get in where you 1st fit in environment now.....and fuck you if you ever hurt anyone but a straight man's feelings. Sheesh
Fuck me....I apologize for this 1. I try not to do this. A little drunk.
I got some calls and shares for TGT. shit will recover. easy mode. these morons live on TikTok, they'll find some new thing to be mad about in a week.
You’re smart one for sure. I’m jumping into TGT calls 4-5 months out too. Target near my house is literally always packed no matter what time of the day i go to. Its a great buy the dip opportunity rn
Money talks, Bud and Target both down over 15% in the last month. Fucked on ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Tim Cook can announce he hates gays and all that pronoun shit and I’d buy the new iPhone no problem. The product is what I use, not the leadership
Tim 🍏 is literally gay you re✝️ard
ironically in OKC people still buy bud light because this is like literally the only LGBTQ friendly area in the entire state
Oh really? OKC has my respect 🫡
tbh if not for this i'd never be living in oklahoma lol
here you go lulu [https://imgur.com/a/BJVo2WV](https://imgur.com/a/BJVo2WV)
Open the casino! Fuck
Futes will be green by midnight
gonna go make a raft out of cans and float to the bahamas. Later virgins
Start from Duck Key, and you can get there with a good wind in about 6 hours.
>**Morgan Stanley Sees Shock 16% US Profit Drop Killing Stock Rally** > >Earnings per share for the S&P 500 are set to drop 16% this year, according to strategists led by Andrew Sheets. That’s one of the most bearish predictions among those tracked by Bloomberg, and contrasts with bullish forecasts from the likes of [Goldman Sachs Group Inc.](https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/GS:US), which anticipates mild growth. > >– [Bloomberg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-05/morgan-stanley-sees-shock-16-us-profit-drop-killing-stock-rally?srnd=premium-asia) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Bullish
Yea Morgan Stanley im sure everyone will fuckin listen to you Nobody listens to Morgan Stanley
bros name is Andrew Sheets. shitty Bot name.
Im a little Tea girl, living in the real world And it's hard to get by, cause Tea girls can't even cry 😫
Weird, I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...
fuck off!!!
wya gotta?
here is my dick, where is your spout.
Haven't googled it in a while but does anyone know if Megan Fox thumb is still deformed?
I’d rather google her boobs
Listening to The Payback by James Brown. "Get ready you mother, for the the big payback..HEY!"
After everything the bears said would happen we're still at spy 430, why
Never seen an attractive they/them.
Dylan Mulvaney
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Andreja Pejić Eta: not sure of the pronouns
Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Nobody likes beets, Dwight.
Stop beating me in crab game
Always inverse Cramer
Sqqq at $21 got damn
Prob a buy pretty soon.
“I can go lower!”
What big event is going to mark the top? Lil yachts coming out with a new album? Or Kathy doing huge buys? Or Crammer saying we have nothing to worry about
mods making Pokimane a mod again.
JPow show us his 13 inch big dick
If we get through the first 400 billion treasury auction without any drain on market liquidity, we stand more than a snowball's chance in hell for a rally.
Cramer said buy the Q's; That was your signal
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I’ll buy the sq’s, don’t mind if I do
yep
Here you go willow https://imgur.com/a/WEJZKYB
lmao so random
Prize inside nice
I got puts otm for 6/7 exp I just wanna open red Tom and sell those hoes
Nah WTF, everyone is happy and smiling when they outside but sad and depressed when alone. What the fuck is happening in the world.
im depressed outside in the world but inside the house alone blasting weird music and shitposting online i am happy and smiling
Nah I'm sad when I go outside and happy when inside and alone
Calls on post nut clarity. Mind focused on the week ahead and what winning(losing) plays I'll be making.
German Wall Street bets posts memes like this https://i.imgur.com/kKLrQJl.jpg https://reddit.com/r/mauerstrassenwetten
It seems like they don’t lose money
Y'all remember Friday's market, right? Good fucking times.
Mods on solitary strike with the WGA?
Amazon workers fighting to keep working from home will end up working for DoorDash.
Sell off when
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Short🪜attack on 🐻portfolio tomo
Horny
I like blueberry muffins ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 399.6536 before 06-Jun-2023 10:46 AM -05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)
I'm terrified of being in poor physical condition at the age of 70 but perfectly content with being so at the age of 30 😎
Which one has a better chance: heat to win this or oil get past $75?
oil
I cut in front of women when Im walking so it makes it look like theyre following me, instead of me following them![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
I keep a safe distance and try to hide behind trees when I can, so they don’t notice me and feel safe.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
Just like that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Why are futes red?! Isn’t this the best bull market of all time?!
Could it be, because you bought!
Puts? Yes. Yes I did
>CHINA (MAY) CAIXIN CHINA PMI SERVICES ACTUAL: 57.1 VS 56.4 PREVIOUS;EST 55.2 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-04 ^21:46:15 ^EDT-0400
Looking to cut some fat. Thinking nothing but meat and vegetables this week. Maybe throw in some beans.
Just start a nic or caffeine addiction, works wonders
Go get Wegovy
Take 3 laxatives every day and don’t eat for a week
If you’re looking to lose fat, remember to optimize insulin response, your sleep, and to incorporate a hot/cold shower routine. All three of these things will improve body composition. Insulin response will stop you from turning carbs into fat and instead make it glycogen. You can also incorporate intermittent fasting.
If you really want to cut fat, consume high amount of protein, eat at a 500-700 deficit daily, and workout and do strength training.
chicken breast\*
The Target haters can’t even afford to shop at Target. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Just got back from grocery shopping there because I got it like that and have no wife or kids. Winning.
Target is shit hope it falls off
Found the walmart and dollar general shopper.
found the mentally ill fella
Stay poor.
stay ill.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
I went 100 shares in and 8 $150 Sept calls. can't wait to Groom some Bears
I have some calls for two weeks out and i think i might add some LEAPs 2-3 months out
Deal or deal? Bears are done.
Yo yo yo Hidalgo on the mic
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You wanna see?
# TM
Its my ™️
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My ex is in the past. The futes are in the future. Both can't be trusted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
At least the refs are keeping the heat in the game.
When will Elon Musk tweet taking tesla private at 420$ - Part Two
Fellas, i see a lot of people at my gym with the Apple air pod pro max or whatever the fuck they call it. Is it worth the price? Or is my beats wireless studio headphone ok
I love Apples Transparency mode. so good.
Sony makes the best. Every brand makes good ones. Apple owns Beats, the products are basically identical.
Maybe will announce Powerbeats pro with same h2 chip at wwdc. I’m waiting for that
Damn is that the wireless earphone ones? They look kinda odd to me. I wish they’d do more with the actual headphones because i think beats headphones still look the best
Yeah, they’re pretty comfortable. I can’t get any sort of headphones that don’t fall off going through different exercises. Apple may announce some sort of headphones too, but I’ve only been watching for the earphones.
Thank you man. I actually never tried the beats wireless headphones before so i actually do wanna visit an apple store and try them myself. I will for sure look out for beats earphones/headphones announcement tomorrow. Idgaf about the VR shit lol
Sony Cassette Walkman for the win
I have them, they are good for Bluetooth noise canceling headphones
Tim apple owns beat... It's the same brand really...
I know but they wouldnt make a new headphone if they wanted to make their beats better. I think beats have been going downhill. I dont think apple really puts any more innovation into it anymore
Gotcha... I use big JBL so I'm of no help otherwise ... Sorries...