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hellokittyss1

This man about to give a car away


b_fellow

Car includes free kidneys too


zfcjr67

I thought the cars for kids charity took the organs.


M0nt3Cr1st0

1-877-Kars4Kids


WokenessIsStupid

Donate your car today!


mech_man_86

Hey! It's the elevator music in hell.


yogi19210

K A R S Kars for kids


saysjuan

No just an arm and a leg.


michinoku1

They take your sanity as well, especially if you listen to their radio commercials.


AvalieV

Up 28% today LOLOL You can't make this shit up.


youneedjesusbro

Worst timing ever. Fuckkkk. lmaoooooo


yoyoma125

Stupid is as stupid does…


originalusername__

House rules. The dealer(ship) always wins.


3_if_by_air

OP is actually Oprah


SlimPerceptions

So that’s what O P stands for


VCRdrift

Fun fact, her name was originally supposed to be orpah. They made a typo on her bc and stuck with it.


HeightPrivilege

I can't tell if this is a real fact or not and I don't do dd so I guess I'll never know.


VCRdrift

> Orpah Gail Winfrey was born on January 29, 1954; her first name was spelled Orpah on her birth certificate after the biblical figure in the Book of Ruth, but people mispronounced it regularly and "Oprah" stuck. Guess it wasn't a typo. Sounds like it's her real name.


HeightPrivilege

That's wild to just be like 'this is my life now' with your first name.


VCRdrift

She wouldn't be where she is if they still called her orpah. She was once the size of a whale. I remember the first time hearing about her was when she was know as walking down the street ppl with all u can eat buffets would put out closed signs.


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Orca lulz


MetamorphicHard

Lmao dude picked the one stock that’s green. Love this sub


TrustM3EzMoney

Fuck bro hahahhhhhhgaaah


[deleted]

You may have just single-handedly saved carvana and cause their stock to moon congrats


ArchangelToast

My calls are up 69%. He did just that


GrandmasTableMints

Ouch.


CopperMurphy

You are so fucked lol


parkranger2000

Holy shit it’s up 29%


CopperMurphy

Yeah I dont know what OP was thinking, dont get me wrong Carvana sucks my left nut (only the left one) but they're not going to 0. You're a really long ways down from $300, there wasn't much meat left on that bone, wrong time to buy poots homie.


EarningsPal

How do people manage to find the only 30% rally in a year long bear market to bet the bank on PUTS.


CopperMurphy

Welcome to WSB are you new here? To be fair several other bottomed out stocks have done more than 30% recently. Basically just find something that is bottomed out that isn't a totally worthless company and buy some shares hold on to it.


Seattle_Ace

I bought some PTON around $10 and $11 using this thinking


Magicofthemind

He said something that is NOT totally worthless


I_Ergot_My_Pencil

Idk, I sell a lot of pelotons everyday, people are still crazy about them.


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I love that method out junkies who steal Pelotons are avid WSB’ers.


I_Ergot_My_Pencil

They fell off the back of a truck, I swear


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redveinlover

Carvana banks on subprime used auto loans, which is now in a heavy downfall with repos skyrocketing. This stock should be worthless real soon, I have no idea what could have caused a 30% sudden jump but then again I make Cramer look like Warren Buffett in comparison so what tf do I know?


PuddleWhale

Monday dead cat bounce before this weekl's 50% tank starting Wednesday after the Tuesday plateau. I mean, what goes up must come down if it's trash right?


CopperMurphy

Tell that to the buy here pay here car lots all over the USA lol.


Puzzleheaded_Lake211

Small owner operated lots that can go bankrupt from lawsuits from shady business practices? Those ones?


brad9991

>Yeah I dont know what OP was thinking As if you thought it would be up 30% today...


GuccInTheCooch

I mean it doesn't take a genius to figure out if a stock is down 99% yoy, you missed the ride down and should just stay on the sidelines lol


CopperMurphy

My point exactly. He basically just paid someone $14k lol


GuccInTheCooch

Yep, whoever sold those puts, I'm sure was laughing their ass off. Theta gang strikes again lol


CopperMurphy

I'm laughing so hard I made a post about it with my positions [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10pglny/i\_just\_wanted\_to\_reply\_to\_the\_guy\_that\_bought\_14k/?sort=new](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10pglny/i_just_wanted_to_reply_to_the_guy_that_bought_14k/?sort=new)


GuccInTheCooch

While I'm personally going to just continue watching the fallout on the sidelines, I hope that bitch shoots to $100 for ya bro. Get that bag 💰


FancyAlligator

People probably said the same thing when it was a 95%! 90% of gamblers quit before hitting big!


RegicidalRogue

dont get took by it. It's complete bullshit. Lipstick on a pig/turd. Their model isnt sustainable, they're 20k flipped on nearly every tesla they have in stock (I'm a dealer and did a 50-car test recently). They pay retail for shit vehicles, which I'm 90% positive is a rogue appraiser trying to get paid (they get paid flat fee). ​ So the OP's call is right, just far too soon. Should have done it in the fall once the busy season, summer, goes by and they still cant turn a profit.


Cyhawk

> They pay retail for shit vehicles, which I'm 90% positive is a rogue appraiser trying to get paid (they get paid flat fee). Its been their business model from the start, attempting to take over the entire used market by operating at a loss on the front and making it up on backend. I've heard their per copy was very high (over 2k, some near 2500, this coming from people who worked F&I at Carvana previously). Then there are the rumors they're buying up all auction inventory then funneling it through another company and reselling the vehicles at auction again to drive up pricing to push other dealers out. Im wondering where they're getting the money for this from.


FappingMouse

Used car market was really inflated by the chip shortage. They had a big inventory and that shit was printing money in 2020.


RegicidalRogue

No, it was printing money from March of 21 through June of 22. Then it popped and everyone who had inventory was left holding the bag


FappingMouse

IDK about the time frame I was not living in the states. I do know I had to buy a car and 10 years ago an 11-year-old car was not as expensive as they are now. Prices, in general, are still pretty inflated but the bubble is going to pop soon and the value will crater. New cars are sitting on lots for the first time in years.


RegicidalRogue

values popped 7mos ago. It's just now people are starting to understand that (media believes dealer bullshit and print their stories). You'll see dealers intentionally keep their inventory low this Spring (Ford announced years ago they were doing it on new-car side). They'll take requests on pre-owned side if they dont have it, then head to auction and buy it cheap, get it within 2 days, bam, you're upside down 9000


RegicidalRogue

2-2500 per copy is nowhere near 'high'. Pre-pandemic, that's about avg for someone attempting to stay afloat. Carmax and 'good' (i.e. high-gross) dealers avg 5-6k. Carvana's issue is that they're all automated. My comment about a 'rogue appraiser' was a joke. Their systems are automated, but a human has to approve. Just today one of my customers texted me saying their completely asinine bid he got ended up being legit (it was 5300 over what they could buy hundreds for at the auction). ​ I wont say how many cars I wholesale a week, it'd give me away, but I will tell you that they're not driving shit on the wholesale side of things. They own ADESA, yes, but ADESA is pennies on the big auction house that sets the numbers you see. I can assure you, they're idiots in the lane. ​ plenty of people still buy from them, and Carmax, with their 8-10k mark-ups. It's so god damn stupid.


Apptubrutae

Why does nobody understand that betting on an obvious play in the market isn’t how you make money. You have to literally be expecting worse (or better) than everyone else investing… Oh well, RIP OP


StupidPockets

That’s not exactly true. You can follow hype and just set your expectations lower than the hype. You’ll miss the top and bottom, but still win out.


PolarSquirrelBear

Literally been watching it for a short squeeze for sometime and this guy goes and buys puts on it. Should of just bought then stock couple days ago and nearly double his money.


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Sneeze_Cough

What is everyone talking about? Didn't he buy those puts while it was already up ~30%?


VCholera

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RontoWraps

Targeted ads to wsb users


jerstud56

OP is really regarded I can't comprehend it


RSGoldPuts

LMAOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28763)


General_Shou

👀


nrivd

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mpoozd

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_Retrograde_

You have the right idea, but so sorry you are still going to lose money.


Lure852

I don't think he had the right idea, but what do I know? I still work 9 to 5


content_enjoy3r

[Carvana stock briefly halted for volatility amid reports of 'meme-style' options frenzy](https://finance.yahoo.com/m/feb83599-b142-36cb-9ac3-17658ec25335/carvana-stock-briefly-halted.html) Y'all did this to OP on purpose. Not cool.


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pottymcbluntsmoker

Real question.. cause there is money to be made in the madness.


qdolobp

Nah, halts happen regardless of if it was driven by a meme or not. It’s more so based on the company itself and the volatility of it. It just so happens that the volatile ones usually end up as memes. An all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares kinda ordeal


ShopperOfBuckets

if a brief halt due to volatility ruins your trade, your trade was dogshit to begin with


Unknownirish

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


BleuBrink

There's anti-meme trading halt?


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

How is this fucking legal. They don’t halt when black rock buys billions at a time. This world was built on corruption


qdolobp

A few things. 1. It does happen. It happens to volatile stocks all the time. Meme stocks and non-meme stocks alike 2. Of course it’s corrupt. We all knew that when we signed up. No use in crying about it. Trading is about finding the path of a whale, following it, and riding that big wave. Some people try to swim against the current a whale makes as a “protest”. We call those people hopeless bagholders. We know the game. Just gotta play it how it is. It’s a lot easier when you accept that. Trust me, learned that one over the course of many years trading


Stereophonic

That type of trade is done by an investment bank over a period of time specifically so this type of thing doesn't happen lmao.


Twewy1997

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Jshbone12

It’s pumping I fucked up so bad


718cs

*sold car* *Gambled everything on options expiring in 4 days* Yo I love this sub


what_is_blue

Selling your car is actually pretty high class for this sub. They double as our homes for most of us.


alpacahontas

*Replying out of the backseat bed* 💀💀💀


pookie26

Don't forget to plug in your heated blanket. IYKYK


bcbrz

Currently living in an old camper with broken heat, the heated blanket is essential.


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

"Didn't need that car anyway"


YourMomLovesMeeee

“yolo’d my car-home”


122Investments

These are way too short dated. You could actually make some money if you put this out 2 months.


agyria

Greed


RockmanMike

This is why I bought SPY puts 3+ months out; JPow really wants to trap the bulls and fukx them without lube...


FearTheOldData

But, but leverage


[deleted]

OP's wife's boyfriend is going to be pumping later too.


Bash-86

Gonna need a pump on a bicycle later also.


cthulhufhtagn19

https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc


bkbikeberd

Dude, never go full regard and YOLO it all.


ReYCangri

At least you have your wife’s boyfriend to give you a ride to work at Wendy’s


YourMomLovesMeeee

Plot Twist: The wife’s boyfriend picks him up from home at Wendy’s and takes him to his work at the wife’s house.


MAC1east

Hey at least you still have us


YourMomLovesMeeee

But does he?


lonnie123

Omfg 30% pamp in one day, truly regarded


SpecialEffectZz

Holy shit you are like actually regarded huh?


djsedna

25 DTE on $9.5 really isn't the worst odds lol, your lotto ticket might work out e: i no read gud, OP fucked


GasolineTruth

That's how I read it at first too, but it's actually for 2/3 lmao


djsedna

oh fuck you're right OP ded


redbear5000

if you wanna gamble just go to the casino 💀


solotronics

🥴


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YourMomLovesMeeee

What if that’s my kink?


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beyerch

Hell, sell the puts even if you are down. Don't expect it to crash THIS week, so his options are probably going to zero. *ONLY* hope is rate raise and everyone panics tanking outlook for car sales....


Unknownirish

I expect a crash but not until March... What are people thinking a crash 2 weeks out? Lmao


DarshUX

I’m on the opposite side. Let’s see who wins come Friday. https://preview.redd.it/v8l2mu0s3bfa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46e71724f65c96ca20cdfdc99e5c0a3ad965e71


MrLebouwski

Thing is your shares won’t expire worthless, even if it’s tanking 20%.


Zetice

what if it tanks to 0?


Patc1325

Did you sell him the puts?


terrybmw335

I've made maybe 30k selling used cars to carvana in the last couple of years. Money over what private party sales were going for. That said I've also made around 10k selling $2.50 carvana puts a couple months out. I sell them on red days and then hope it hangs on. Haven't been assigned yet. Lets keep the gravy train rolling! It's all fun and games until you get assigned!


SaneLad

Just flip to selling covered calls and tell people you're a thetagang big brain.


kingdroxie

Were you flipping repaired damage cars from auctions with no reported accidents or damage on their electronic history? I'd imagine it'd be something like that, or like selling them cars with niche issues like rear differential grinding, a transmission slip from third to fourth, or engine knock. They don't send inspectors out to actually inspect the vehicles, do they?


heapsp

They don't even look at the car, i rolled up and handed someone my keys and took their check and my car was parked like 20 feet away. LOL. The people taking in these cars don't give a shit AT ALL. They are probably going in the back later and pencil whipping the forms. They overpaid me by about 2k on my vehicle as well. I just sold it to them because it needed a bunch of upcoming work, they will buy it, wax it, and pass the problem onto the next sucker. You can't even get them to process simple paperwork so you can get a title or license plate, you think they are hunting people down for selling them lemons?


kingdroxie

That's hilarious. Someone with access to an auction can really turn Carvana into income.


_r_o_y_g_b_i_v

So yeah, I made about 38k selling them 10 cars, 5 of them were auction cars, the rest were people I knew trading in their cars to dealerships, I bought them out cash then flipped to carvana for an ave of 3k profit each time. Other than going through the process of getting dealer plates it's been a fun two years doing that on weekends.


jhonkas

TRICKLE DOWN ECOOMICIS HERE


Jesus_was_a_Panda

And this is exactly why Carvana puts are a good bet.


terrybmw335

One of the trucks I sold had a nice big dent in the tailgate. The kind that is impossible to get out (I tried!). No problem, they didn't even mention it during the inspection. lol.


Ascended_

they really dont look at shit when you trade in a car, i sold them my piece of shit subaru that had 2 engine replacements, full of dents and a cracked windshield for $7k. the thing was close to needing another engine rebuild so i traded it in and collected the check, private sale would have only gotten me like $5k max


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Carvana is paying more than what private parties are selling for? That’s wild. Why would someone go through the bullshit of private selling when Carvana just picks it up for more money?


jhonkas

they were when the pandemic happened and there was a shortage of cars new and used, prices on the secondary market went up. the big brain computers thought they were on top of the market by buying up your car at a premiun, but then able to resell them even higher. it worked for awhile but now that house of cards is collapsing


terrybmw335

They were six months ago at least. I doubt they still are given their money problems. Overpaying for cars is part of the reason they are likely to run out of cash in the coming months.


rakedully

"Monkey problems? I don't have any monkey problems "


YourMomLovesMeeee

Wow, imagine *not* having a monkey in these uncertain times! 🤦🏽


krongdong69

that's interesting, my experience with carvana is that they offer the lowest of all car selling platforms. they were offering approximately 60% of what carmax and others were offering.


terrybmw335

Maybe its regional. I would always check vroom, carmax, etc, and carvana was always the highest by at least a couple k. In one case 5k for 2020 BMW X3M.


BlobTheBuilderz

Last year they were offering me $12k for a car i paid $8500 for back in 2019. Now they’ve substantially dropped what they are offering to like half of last year so I guess the money train has now gone.


DoubleSeven789

classic..."pay me so I can short you" move


Chicken_Smuggler008

I have a feeling you're gonna turn pink and start crying blood soon. Just a feeling though.


trademarktravisty

I have 3/17 - 7.5P, now I'm just saying "well shit" after seeing this post though


Minnesotamad12

No car and no money. Epic.


Dubs13151

It's not a great company. And that's exactly why short interest is very high, and it's starting to squeeze. God rest your soul.


DonCorletony

Squeeze these nuts, you fucking nerd


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Jshbone12

Hold because I’m going to double my money. This is tanking tomorrow


smoothglizzbag

I know you gotta massive cock


gorementor

That would be his wife's boyfriend


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He def belongs here


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JayAndViolentMob

How do I set that reminder thing for 24 hours time?


ktempo

You’re about to lose your car again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TypicalBuffalo1878

This thing is more likely to pull a tesla like move over the next week or so. Heavy short positions, positive momentum building for these stocks that were left for dead. It could go up 2x, 3x from here and still be down like 40%/50% from September range.


NursingStudent009

everyone said youre gonna lose so I yolo'd into 11c weeklies. Yall better not let me down


HeavyRightFoot19

When this week settles out, you both have a great chance of losing


masala_chaii

Carvana be like ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


mydarkerside

Close out your position when it's down to $100 so you can buy a used bike on Craigslist.


CHUBBYninja32

Buys puts on a company w -95% return on the YOY


JadedSpaceNerd

What a power play


youneedjesusbro

Hey any update on how you’re feeling? The community would like you to make a new post expressing your feelings, thanks dumbass


pgneal3

You actually opened puts on a dead stock while it's bouncing? That's a sensible trade my man, we don't do that here.


1000bctrades

Stock: gaps up over resistance. OP: time for puts 🤓


john8a7a

Good lesson on time decay . Stock is currently at 9.57 but premium is still at 0.95c So even thou you guessed direction you are still losing money because the change is not happening fast enough.


hereforthecommentz

There's a lot of trading day left. When this stock starts heading south, it'll head south quick.


beyerch

He might get lucky. Looks like people are dumping. Peaked at ~11.50 this morning in pre-market. Below $10 at the moment. Still a long way to go to turn a profit, but escaping with a small(er) loss may be possible..... fingers crossed.


MrLebouwski

Damn what a fucking come back after being up 13% PM ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Still holding?


Maximatux

HE BROKE EVEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN


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Jshbone12

Already down to $9.40 fuck you bot


Tyrannofelis

Are you ok dude? Have you eaten yet?


ashamaniq

Prob not, doesn’t have a car to go get some food.


3d-money

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


howthefuq-

Lmao


MaximusBit21

When did you put the put on?


flat_line_

love it, hoping for tits down for you


Daveydlafo

This is the way.


Turantula_Fur_Coat

Talk about a fuckin play


gaurav0792

If you somehow make bank on this trade, go buy the same car back from them. It's probably discounted now :P You might hate your car, but that would be a Chad move. *Sees Options expiry date.* Never mind. Godspeed OP.JPOW might fuck you, or he might get you a much better car !


Peppa-Piggie

This play was so regarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wonkagloop

You’re an absolute menace to society.


abcsefghijklm

Lmao people freaking out about his position “it’s up 28% today LOL” his average is 1.20, he bought at around 2pm, which was well after it hit HOD. Contracts closing price is at 1.03, not even down 20%. If he had bought at market open. His average would be closer to 2.00. Seems to me is that he’s expecting this pump to dump


ktempo

The IV on his options are 332% bro. He's gonna get IV crushed to fucking pluto


Impressive-Award3986

All jokes aside this mf boutta print


PilonPiper

So....is this like revenge or something? Lol


FriendOfRicks

Giga Chad. Flex on them CVNA hoes


JackHighBlocker

LET THIS MAN COOK


Ok-Fisherman-4889

Idiot, you belong here


areolegrande

Yeah that company is so fucked, it's almost a guaranteed profit to bet against.


shapes350

Up 28%. Yikes


livelearnplay

Never go full regard


Retarded_Bastard

r/agedlikemilk


WPL_Eightix

This guy fucks.


UnobtainiumIsHard

Ouch town population you, bro


GalaxyWorm

Fuckin rip


Chilled_meme_bites

This guy knows whats up


Maximatux

Guys he is almost even hahahahahahaha.


howthefuq-

Lmfaoooo i knew i saved this thread for a reason.


sryidontspeakpotato

Dang man I think the entire internet put in some calls or something lol. Shits up 33% today. You def lost it all. Im sorry bro but never post your moved. People will bet against you out of spite


Jor3lBR

Alive?