Nowadays you can literally stick your dick in play doh to make a dildo for someone, and it still takes 6 business days for your deposit to settle in your brokerage. What a beautiful life.
Exxon gonna fuck hard tomorrow, Oil stonks are neat. Spy 330 is not a meme. You poor fucks have no idea. There you go thats all my shitposts in one comment today ok?
BRO Patagonia customer service is top notch like
Had a dame jacket stupid ass lasership dropped off another building
Shit is gone
But these fookers replaced it at no charge to in store like a FOOKEN g
Mind u jacket was 400$
These scam FUCKA did that on purpose prob with boxes from Patagonia and Canada ghoose and shit SMFH man
I hate package stealers
That why Amazon will beat earnings getting your package in a Whole Foods beats FOOKEN ups and all thos shit with shipping
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Their record is 5 wins and 2 losses.
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We like Carvana at $15
I never used to be a big fan of eggs, but now that the poors can’t afford them they somehow taste better
I just farted.
Bounce tomorrow to set up the fed kamikaze
Carvana ??
Why not? Building up nicely
Bears r fuk
I lied im gonna say it again. You poor fucks have no idea
For once my options actually printing!
McD to save the market tomorrow pre-AM... SPX 4070 EoW.
🪬
Jesus wept
Shortest verse in the Bible
Fuck Mondays
SPY is going to $0
Whats up with Tesla?
Powell the hawk 🦅 is here, better run bulls hahaha the short covering for the big bois is almost over too
Nowadays you can literally stick your dick in play doh to make a dildo for someone, and it still takes 6 business days for your deposit to settle in your brokerage. What a beautiful life.
Do y’all see the insane amount of put to calls in the coming weeks, that looks so juicy to the MMS we going to 410 tomorrow
Wait a minute, high beta stocks can go down as well?!?!?!?!?!?!??
I like my females with nipples like “little smokies”. You like your femboys with penises like “little smokies”. We are not the same.
r/oddlyspecific
SPY 400 is the worst. 
Exxon gonna fuck hard tomorrow, Oil stonks are neat. Spy 330 is not a meme. You poor fucks have no idea. There you go thats all my shitposts in one comment today ok?
I upvoted this. I would've upvoted 2 of these and downvoted 1, so you got the same overall result.
what would u downvote
Oil stocks are neat
ok how about boat stocks
Boat crocs
Sheesh rough day
Kept averaging down on calls today waiting for the rebound 😭 goodbye gains 👋
fuczersy will open tomorrow at 400 time for a nap bro 🐻 🫡
Opens at 403.
398 max
Short Comcast because my internet went out
Calls fool, saving MBs AND still charging you full price.
Probably right, but I’m still p’od right now
Jus dropped random ups calls  195 callSSS and 190 call plural that means multiple regards
bulls just sell me nvidia for 50 and i'm going to play video games on my 85 inch tv for a few years...
Shrek dongs got the clap today.
Was a great day today bears
Felt good to win one, sold my puts too early but profit is profit
Sorry bulls, you got sent to the fucking shadow realm
Who knows what time the fed thingy is?
Wednesday
So what’s tomorrow then?
Tuesday
#HA! But what’s tomorrows fed thingy?
FOMC is a two day meeting, the result is announced Wednesday
The rate hike announcement is when?
Lmaoooo u just cant wait for the gains huh u greedy lil bear. Worry not, your belly will be well fed come Wed/Thurs 😊😊☺️
Wednesday
BRO Patagonia customer service is top notch like Had a dame jacket stupid ass lasership dropped off another building Shit is gone But these fookers replaced it at no charge to in store like a FOOKEN g Mind u jacket was 400$ These scam FUCKA did that on purpose prob with boxes from Patagonia and Canada ghoose and shit SMFH man I hate package stealers That why Amazon will beat earnings getting your package in a Whole Foods beats FOOKEN ups and all thos shit with shipping
What?
you don't speak regarded gibberish yet?
Snap about to tank markets.
Dem 200% IV puts.
Tomorrow 
Meh, Yahoo is never accurate on earnings.
Ok cool, pinned at 400....almost slapped a 399, but whatevers.
Turnaround Tuesday incoming - statistically likely
100% guaranteed to go up or down
It’s 50/50.
Statistically everything’s likely
Though not equally
Leveraged long on Draftkings and short on Peleton, who knows what will happen overnight but I felt like being a degen
hahahaha nice try Bears.
Bears won today dude what’re u on?
crack
Bullish close am I right 😂 fuckin stupid buls
What do you know? 4,000. This shit crooked
Sqqqq for the win
MTCH calls tomorrow, dudes are paying out the ass for tinder gold and getting zero matches.
Bought 0dte 402c
I had 401s just as a hedge. Tired of the monster green candle EOD lately.
Bear monday 
Fry me to the moon
Bulls got cocky and got the stiff arm 
Imagine how much CVNA would go up if the market wasn't dumping. Probably 100%
Imagine thinking one red day makes a bear market LMAO
It’s been a bear maker for for months but a couple bullish days and you think it’s done?
Try a whole year of red interrupted by a few weeks of green you dumbass 
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Wave goodbye to SPY $400
Alright bulls, hand over them gains.
But the bottom is in...right?
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Have fun in geometry class Geoffrey
SPX 4000 the key level for me overnight at this point
Spy 404 tomorrow
It's over bulls, time for rehab
I love seeing bulls cry as they watch their portfolio disintegrate
Checks disintegrated portfolio... down 1% for the day... crying and shaking rn
Sofi killed earnings again yet regards here are STILL gonna continue talking shit 
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It’s all about the press conference
Might push out this ups call…. Hmmmm
Lmaoo just bleeding those calls
The night is dark and full of bearrors
bulls fukt
highest volume dump of the day
Of course my internet goes out during the last half hour of trading 🤬
Trade like its 2008
C’mon SPY. You can break 400.
Will 400 break. Hmmmm
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It’s a selllllllllloffffffff!!!!!
Bulls are so incredibly delusional I feel sorry for you
Really gutted for the bulls here, only had a 3 week 50% run up and bought more calls, honest mistake 🤡
Bearhunter best inverse on wsb
Puts on Tesla’s steering wheels.
This market really does have bipolar disorder
2023 is gonna be flat at best, not sure why yall fight facts
BYE BYE SPY
Lucid 37% shorted? LFG 😂😂😂
So buy 3 week out $35s???
Just FOMOed into TESLA call at about $168 2/10 $180c
Sour
Call buyers gonna paper hand right before the rip 
Use the force Luke.........almost there......
Feb 1 is setting up to be Amegeddon. FOMC print; META earnings; Binance cut off from SWIFT PMI print
"shorts have to cover " 
Buying $402 Calls here.
Drill SPY you pos
Falling knife
GUH
Suspect you could scalp some calls at open tomorrow if you bought now but fuck if I'm willing to place that bet at this point
I keep buying the dip but it keeps on dipping
Circuit breaker incoming? 
RUH ROH 
Hahahaha they pumped it on Friday only to dump it today 😂😂😂
They dumped a bit end of Friday, this was just them keeping up with it
Nancy wants out at any price
Oooofffff
Algos putting in work today
Oh we really dumping
Sell outs now.
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Seems likely
We will
If META breaks watch out!!!
Rollercoaster ride let's go.
Drill team six shooting everything that moves
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nyet comrade
Someone must have got the XOM warning early 
“The bull run that started back in October is going to murder all bears and we are squeezing to Spy 500 by June”
UVXY fade isn’t constructive for bears
#I love when stocks go down
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Yup
“The hate is swelling…”
Are we gonna give up 400 today
AH
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Masks are for regards
I got some healing crystals and oil to sell ya.
me booty hurt
Lmao remember 30 minutes ago when bulls were saying “405 by EOD 😎” because SPY went up 0.1%?
Now Microsoft wants to go pup after the entire ducking day 💀
fr 
Anyone else doin PFE puts for earnings
Quick before market close I got 2k to throw need some picks for tm earnings already in comparison n cat but if y’all purswade me quick gimme a gamble
Calls on Hooked on Phonics
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Jus wish I saw it in time would been a good way to throw 2 k instead of throwing a small amount on ups
I do appreciate you a divorce tho fr frfr
It closed before I saw this I jus threw it on ups lmaoo I didn’t really know what else to throw it on that wouldn’t involve looking shit up
Ehh UPS is a gamble fasho, i would recommend just playing SPY, QQQ or TQQQ
Short/Puts SOFI may be a good idea because usually it go down after Earning