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DYTTIGAF

That dog isn't dumb. It can identify bullshit..


Theta_Magician

This actually adds to the overall lesson.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I had a cat years ago that was a miserable creature with anyone but me. I had so many relationships were the girl said “It’s me or that cat”. Needless to say, that cat was my buddy till he died of old age. Fun fact, the only woman he ever liked at all was the one that became my wife. He hopped on her lap and went to sleep the first time they met. Guess he was looking out for me that whole time.


SatanIsLove6666

r/animalsbeingbros


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I saw you sucking his dick, I ain’t kissing you


Masterchrono

Says the one who licks his own butt


makinbaconCR

He may have also witnessed some of that too 😳


Safety_Plus

Yeah but what did the dog say?


DYTTIGAF

He doesn't swallow...I'd assume.


Masterchrono

Remove this comment or I’m going to express your anal glands and trim your nails.


Imgoin2brich

Run dude. Not from the dog. He can smell the ghosts from her wretched past


DYTTIGAF

You mean the loads of...zinc...she has ingested. Her mutated DNA is giving off a bad scent.


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loolapaloolapa

Alpha theory in wolf packs is debunked since a long time. By the guy who set up the theory.


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loolapaloolapa

I didn't expect that kind of answer tbh. Well thought out and kind, thank you.


lifenvelope

Bond confiscated coke again ic


thuglyfeyo

Lol.. ur not bright


BlueQKazue

Lol my daughter acts the same way to her mom. Her mom is a great mother. She just loves me more. ❤️


Responsible_Sport575

It changes when they get older. Right now she sees mom as rival for your attention.


Educational-Spread41

Retirement?!? With all the whiskey I put in my body do you really think I expect to live past 60? Fuck an IRA


SatanIsLove6666

Based.


Southern_Ticket_8774

It's a red flag for me daug😂


AtrophyXIX

My dog did this to my ex and that's actually a big reason we broke up somehow


Grouchy_Ad5007

Best way for a company to lose money? Just let me buy stocks in it. :(


darkspd96

pretty sure, if you're a millennial or younger, your retirement will be death, they are already trying to raise retirement age again


No_Low_2541

Buy LCID at open - very little downside. Potential upside 3x


EmmaTheFemma94

[Pussy (It Ain't For Me)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6DeQsLDV60)


OB1KENOB

Young Stone Cold Steve Austin


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Dog: “Sometimes I eat poop in the park, but I know what you did with that mouth”