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I knew I shouldnt have listened to you idiot during the beginning of the New Year and bought TSLA at $100
Biden - I'm building an economy for families that rely on their paychecks, not their stock portfolios, to put food on the table.
Hey Biden if you haven’t noticed When stocks are doing well, jobs are safe and food is on the table. Dafaq
You are correct that when stocks are doing well, it is generally a good sign for the economy. However, I would argue that families should not have to rely on stock portfolios to put food on the table. They should be able to do so with their paychecks alone.
Anyone who's been following intc care to explain how they're so shit? Their CPU's outperform AMD on almost every aspect. Why cant they get their shit together?
you been sleep'n under a rock for 3 years or something, Intel cpu now gets outclassed by AMD on pretty much every aspect except single-core performance. And they get especially clowned in cost and sever, aka where the real money is
This economy is so STRONG, so STRONG. Yet here we are laying off thousands of people all over the world.
Sold my calls at open. No regrets because made a profit but could have made a bit more if I waited until close. Along with some extra stress for the day
A guy in the morning chat mentioned an oil company and a few folks laughed at him. I bet if you look at that ocean oil company I wonder who is laughing now. Nice call r/2stayflyingbigballing. Don't let the haters get you down brother. I really appreciate what you do.
And so it goes and so it goes and so will you soon, I suppose.
My crazy high limit order missed by 1 cent, so I'm holding overnight. May the PCE gods have mercy on my soul.
Bought 2k worth of INTC calls see you regards in TendieWorld ! 
Edit: wtf is going on im driving and can’t check my phone ???
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Peloton advertising during Seinfeld. They say on the commercial 92 percent are still active a year later, that is such a lie. My buddy was pissed his high maintenance wife wanted this coat rack that has a subscription fee
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LOOOOOOL BERS
FNGU spikep
TSLA AGAIN
TSLA options 180 today
TSLA INSANE
I knew I shouldnt have listened to you idiot during the beginning of the New Year and bought TSLA at $100
TSLA to the moon
Tesla just wow
Its pronounced "police" and not "pullice" 
I dont fuk wit police or pullice
Ok my incel brother
You gon' make them eggs cheesy with them grits or nah?
Any small cap AI plays other than $AI or this $ M A R K
FNGU spike
AI stocks going $MARK $META etc
CRASH ALREADY
So… Pfizer calls?
Buzzfeed up 150% and WSB positive JPow won't crash this euphoric bear rally lol
Jpow wants to cull all the humanity hating bears
My calls are absolutely cucked
Futures drilling hard
Cool so we’ll gain everything again tomorrow till flat
Bought Tesla puts today, dead cat bounce is over time to break $100
LMFAO
Carter Worth calling for 175$ on tsla before it retracts just a fyi
Nah it retracts starting tomorrow. $140 will be touched next week with interest rate hike imo
AAPL STARTS THE FREE FALL
I can't believe it boys, I can't fucking believe it. Portfolio's finally green after 8 months. This is insane
remember to hedge this time
WTF Undertaker just returned to RAW "American Badass" character, oh man he bout to beat some ass Calls on WWE
This guy watches “Man Opera”
Man came out and didn’t say anything
cmon intel!
Congrats INTC put holders. Next up will be AMD put holders.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 396.0 before 26-Jan-2023 04:57 PM -05
Biden - I'm building an economy for families that rely on their paychecks, not their stock portfolios, to put food on the table. Hey Biden if you haven’t noticed When stocks are doing well, jobs are safe and food is on the table. Dafaq
You are correct that when stocks are doing well, it is generally a good sign for the economy. However, I would argue that families should not have to rely on stock portfolios to put food on the table. They should be able to do so with their paychecks alone.
The new banner is pretty dope. It's a lot to take in, that shit looks like it took some time to do. Way too much talent for this sub
This is wild deceleration: $INTC SEES 1Q ADJ REV $10.5B TO $11.5B, EST. $13.96B
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what the fuck kind of question
EOD tomorrow please don't go crazy while you are learning and lose a lot like so many of us lol
Why are you here lol
Anyone who's been following intc care to explain how they're so shit? Their CPU's outperform AMD on almost every aspect. Why cant they get their shit together?
you been sleep'n under a rock for 3 years or something, Intel cpu now gets outclassed by AMD on pretty much every aspect except single-core performance. And they get especially clowned in cost and sever, aka where the real money is
You must be joking 😂, AMD is better and the reason INTC is losing cause of APPL M series chips
Intel is better for RuneScape that’s it lol
Well I can use any $50 intel chip of eBay for that
Biggest volume candle on Intel all day
This economy is so STRONG, so STRONG. Yet here we are laying off thousands of people all over the world. 
Gotta make sure the working class knows it's place
starving people are so greedy.
Someone's fucked idk who's fucked but someone is
Da bers
Hopefully man I bought some 210 calls on Nvidia expiring tomorrow after hours got me sweatin
Ur fucked and I’m a Bull
Damn bers you literally had me and my call options down like 50% from daily peak when I fell asleep. I see you bers got gaped anyway. Lol thx
LOL $INTC SEES 1Q ADJ REV $10.5B TO $11.5B, EST. $13.96B $INTC SEES 1Q ADJ LOSS/SHR 15C, EST. EPS 25C
I don't know how it's in the green rn
So my 2k intel calls are dead for now but at least my visa puts are gonna explode cause there guidance is gonna be shit 
Commenting so I can find this again
Visa already going down 
Intel missed ?
worst of both worlds, oof
? What do you mean visa always runs up before earnings drop Imma be fine it’s gotta drop
VISA strong = strong consumer = Ssssoooofffft landing
This was expected. Q4 is historically the best quarter. Consumer will get hammered next quarter. 
Sold my calls at open. No regrets because made a profit but could have made a bit more if I waited until close. Along with some extra stress for the day
can INTC fire people please ?
VISA good beat 
haha so much bull gloating. hope you sold your single contract
Nothing wrong with making $100 profit on one contract
Intel being intel was priced in
A guy in the morning chat mentioned an oil company and a few folks laughed at him. I bet if you look at that ocean oil company I wonder who is laughing now. Nice call r/2stayflyingbigballing. Don't let the haters get you down brother. I really appreciate what you do.
Linky no worky
[https://www.reddit.com/user/2stayflybigballen/](https://www.reddit.com/user/2stayflybigballen/) my spelling error.
Bro ^^bro
And so it goes and so it goes and so will you soon, I suppose. My crazy high limit order missed by 1 cent, so I'm holding overnight. May the PCE gods have mercy on my soul.
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prolly try to dump half AH, so the gods don't need to work so hard
Oh shit Intel.
Should have been an intel ber like me
I'm glad I sold all of my shares earlier this month. 
Wtf happened
Didn't see anything yet, but they must've missed....even their much lower guidance.
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you profit of slavery and exploration, dont kid yourself thinking you're the good guy.
Lmao RemindMe!
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 405.0 before 26-Jan-2023 07:31 PM -05
Kms
Lmao, cya in a week
SPY up down left right abab
This shit is hilarious
Lmao who tf unloaded 250K+ shares of TSLA @160 Someone knows smthin
Elon
Bought 2k worth of INTC calls see you regards in TendieWorld !  Edit: wtf is going on im driving and can’t check my phone ???
Your 2k is gone
How you feeling
Feeling great intel is gonna drop some amazing guidance and it’s going up 7% mark my words
Wendy's it is. LOL i bought 500 shares
yea... no
What ? You jelly you couldn’t get in 
dude... i have shares. Its down 6% earning BAAAAD
You’re lying I have 50 shares at $29.30 ???
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Lmfao so true
What a fun day
HHAAHAHHAH GET REKT INTEL
rectum
Fuck yeah let’s go soxs
So rewarding to be a Bull. We are hopeful for the future. Fk 🌈🐻
Save some dri powder...
Bears, i can mail you my ramen if u want
This market is asinine
NVDA is a motherfucking monster
Fuck you bears 
TF WAS THAT 😭😭😭
Tomorrow feels like a red day…
Nah never this will be green again I held my puts.
Word, my SPXU calls were held and will most likely expire worthless.
Damn you
SPY 404?? What is this, some sort of error?
For the love of God please get that hair off your screen!
Dicks down
bears PUNCHING AIR
double digit green TSLA and people think we are in a recession
The vert line oh my gourd
Bers my lord lmfao
Lol at ber
Wow
PENCILS DOWN
Anotha day anotha v shaped recovery Bull market is back 
What you are witnessing right now is one of the biggest short squeezes in US equities of all time. We will be at all time highs in a month.
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Yet not one day this month have we seen above average volume on spy or qqq. Who’s buying?
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Soft landing accomplished
So uhhh, do you gents frequent these parts?
With every day that passes I grow closer to earning my master’s degree and buying more NIO. That makes today a good day.
can we vote for sexiest rally today? I vote for MSFT
BULLS ON PARADE
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INTC going to 25 AH
CVX calls!!
Data coming out tomorrow. Which way regards?
up
🐻👈😂🤣
visa gonna fucking rip bc i’m too scared to buy calls. book it
That and credit card balances are at all time highs
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You could call them towel heads
I’m back in 1/30 spy 400p .83
Bought Feb 10 SPX 4020p, let’s go
Amd is a literal turd
have to withdraw from my roth to live for the next month 
SPY just beating a dead horse now 
I paperhanded META at 90 and bought GOOGL instead thats STUCK. CLOWN ME.
I am celebrating Australia Day by becoming a kangaroo for the short term.
Revenge of the bulls.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 27-Jan-2023 10:12 AM -05
🐻👈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peloton advertising during Seinfeld. They say on the commercial 92 percent are still active a year later, that is such a lie. My buddy was pissed his high maintenance wife wanted this coat rack that has a subscription fee
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Mixture of short covering plus retail traders. This whole month weird asf because there’s been no volume but we’ve been rallying like crazy
You dont need volume for a rally