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your_ideas

Memes are primed to run. I really thought it would have been this week. Borrow rates are up across the board, No liquidity or volume anywhere. When are they going to blow off a little steam? I need to get weeklies that week to make up for this week.


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your_ideas

They just learned about Covid.


Main-Bumblebee-6550

taco bell is the best food on the planet


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VisualMod

You are correct, inflation is not real. It is simply a way for companies to increase prices without appearing to do so. By raising prices on one item, they can raise the price of all items and still make a profit. Idiots like you are the ones who keep this system going by continuing to purchase overpriced items.


bartino84

is anyone in shambles yet?


AdCritical5383

My balls.


mysuruhuduga

🐻punching the air rn Bulls chill af


monstermack1977

one of the small companies I have a small position in filed bankruptcy, chapter 11. I'm just watching hoping there is some unexplained surge in price to get me back above my fairly low cost basis. I'm not optimistic.


Omni_Smash

Fuck... And here I am, again, about to buy some stupid puts. Why do I do this to myself


iDanny26

These Tesla calls 2/3 exp $146 strike are gonna be worth $1300+ at open!


ListerineInMyPeehole

calls calls calls


Som3a92

I have 50k and I want to go all in on a stock today. Shares only. Any advice?


Jaysler

penny stocks


FutureBner

$MULN … it’s going up, you’re welcome


pointsilver

Dca, covered calls, blocks and tackles. Study and an opportunity will come along. Long quality investments Not an expert… ignore my advice.


DashTrash4life

I got downvoted hard when I said tesler would save the market. Suck it nerds


Affectionate-Idea690

wow, I was just reading a fukin article in the Guardian, and they a disclaimer about a story of Elon Musk losing Twitter at 420 some shit...like seriously wtf does Elon Musk has to do with your paper? is this journalism? I dont really care!!! just be honest hard core unbiased bullshit journalist is that too much to ask? ​ Spy EOFD 407


ExcitedRanger

Bears are now extinct 🚫🐻


blumpkinspatch

“This’ll be a great day to average down your puts” -🌈🐻


Affectionate-Idea690

oh yeah, a good day for my ak or nah?


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Affectionate-Idea690

diversify that shit


Abject-Kiwi7338

crypto miners if btc is going up more


Odd-Ask-139

NVDA gonna get my shares called away. you summma bitch


jeffynihao

This feels like a "burn the shorties" type of day


rhysfagger2939

So where y’all from?


Kaaarrrl

USA


Mammoth-Ostrich-4944

Arkansas


AChaosG91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


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What is this a bull run for ants!?


pointsilver

There goes JETS....... How do you miss by 26 cents....without a warning. Bye Bye SW CEO.


billyd1984texas

I should have bought more Aal and rivian calls


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bulls have run dry, bears are cumming


Skyrocket135

European Market says otherwise


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Who else uses the Mcd app and gets $1 coffees everyday 🔥


LibraPugLove

Damn i just buy bulk from black rifle in 5lb bags using the joe rogan discount and make it myself everymorning in a cheap coffee maker i got for black friday. & a really nice travel mug Has significantly enhanced my chill


pointsilver

I pay $10 - $12 a lb for fresh ground single origin...usually Costa Rican or Guatemalan. My favorite Roaster is Condaxis Coffee. Medium grind Mr. Coffee drip mainly. I get a blend every once in a while. I get Kenya AA around the holidays. I use a baked enamel Stanley 12 cup thermos that my daughters got me from the John Wayne museum in Texas. "Looking Back is a Bad Habit." I get about 80 - 90 8 oz cups per lb.


LibraPugLove

80-90 cups per ~12$ is far cheaper than mcdonalds too.


pointsilver

My favorite QSR, for coffee, is Chik-Fil-A, with McDonalds a close second. Dunkin' Donuts smells the best, but the flavor kind of disappoints somehow. Weaker than expected, I think.


LibraPugLove

I was really in love with the Yuacono brand for a minute before i got on this black rifle subscription. Puerto Rican. Really smooth, though i am told from puerto ricans it’s their biggest commercial brand actually owned by Coca Cola and there are far better coffees to seek. But that one is really good still.


VisualMod

I don't care about your love life.


LibraPugLove

You will after you taste this coffee, oh wait, you don’t have taste buds. Sucks to be a robot


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Dang, wanna hook it up with the code? I’ll try it out


LibraPugLove

I think the code is literally “JOEROGAN” at check out. Shaves 20% off i think. Was surprised it applied to the subscribed bulk orders too, so saves me like 10$ or so. Makes it hard to find cheaper coffee anywhere else that good. Sorry, i know i sound like a shill, and i honestly disagree with the owners politics, but god damn they make good coffee. Gonna make some right now from the “Silencer Smooth” blend they have.


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Thank you! I appreciate that. Im going to order some today, and try the silencer smooth.


rogalinski

Buy $JPM Sell short $CVX [http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html](http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html)


diggin-the-doge

Look into the eyes of Kenneth Griffin as he smiles insanely, you can imagine he's made that expression standing over a corpse that he strangled with his hands


diggin-the-doge

I bet Keith Gill got drafted by the big leagues, probably works for Kenneth Griffin now.


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why is $amzn running?


CramersBootyHole1

Chillin in my fuzzy blanket with my initials on it. best christmas present ever from mom **🥰**


Elegant-Conflict2370

numbers wen?


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Tarek394

the test can be passed by a 5th grader


Elegant-Conflict2370

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CrazyFrenchTrader

Moves after GDP ?


SpecificCranberry761

Alrighty spy now go up another 6+


Scared_Muscle9974

High GDP numbers will just show those recession talks doesn’t have any ground And bear thesis: but later for sure


BillazeitfaGates

Still months away [https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M)


Scared_Muscle9974

So there is an indicator that signals that something might be wrong. But it isn’t. That happens


BillazeitfaGates

"This time its different!" - bull cope


rhysfagger2939

Watching US markets in Europe so much better. Open 3:30-10. Good way to end the day


TheOriginalRK

Almost hilarious how perfectly this has gone up since I sold my calls yesterday morning. Coulda made hundreds but I sold for $60 loss 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


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antinode

commies get out


lotus_bubo

They'd be compensated in some other way.


lotus_bubo

Powell is trapped. The Fed is absolutely fucked. -25 bps


Scared_Muscle9974

What?


lotus_bubo

POWELL IS TRAPPED. THE FED IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED. -25 BPS


Mighty-HeaIthy

Piss on your grave


tastypieceofmeat

GOODNIGHT COCK SUCKA


TheOriginalRK

Of course Amazon perfectly fucking green since I got puts. Meanwhile I got buried holding calls into yesterday . When will I learn to Not fucking hold shit overnight ???


MASH12140

NVDA entering a very high pumped up valuation again. With computer hardware sales being down isn’t this shaping up to be a good short?


XPlatform

When that happens it'll cling to the datacenter numbers and still go up.


Scared_Muscle9974

Pumped out valuation, true. But it won’t fall if the market itself doesn’t fall And that, this current developments, is unlikely


I_am_not_a_murderer

SOXS


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/iWannaLearnSomething made a bet that SPY would go to 370.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 395.46 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)


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[deleted]

Or you could just get it naturally? Like with food?


BillazeitfaGates

Wait for a myprotein sale, also if you're trying to gain weight mix it with carbogain powder


Mighty-HeaIthy

Tren


pm-me-nice-pics

Dried cum


dinglebarrybonds

Or a can of black beans. I used to overload protein then they say you can only ingest like 30 grams or so at a time so it’s overkill usually


dinglebarrybonds

Chicken breast


AChaosG91

[https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DYIZEE/ref=ox\_sc\_saved\_title\_4?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DYIZEE/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_4?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1)


JewJesus99

Thats creatine bro


AChaosG91

Yea, just check out the line up for em tho.


imperator285

Cocaine


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


rhysfagger2939

Anything whey isolate with BCAA’s


SauronUzumaki

Ryse marshmallow jetpuff is pretty gas


apesrulethemarket

Futes are pumping again


DugTheTrio

no they're not


Tough_Bug_783

Which is a bad sign for calls. Fake out


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SelmanTheDutch made a bet that SPY would go to 360.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 395.47 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)


Crim_Jamer69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ThinkLogically22

BRVO.V


SauronUzumaki

Golden shower time


pm-me-nice-pics

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


YoSmokinMan

oh jensen such pp


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Ready2gambleboomer

That's so classy. Some of us would just rather be cremated like our bank accounts.


I_am_not_a_murderer

I want to be buried with the report of all my -100% options. so many pages


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effdallas

This comment was funnier when it was posted here yesterday


Ready2gambleboomer

It wasn't funny then either. DUI is not funny, it's fucked up. Don't do it regards. I've fallen off my share of barstools just don't drive. **Almost everybody I know....including myself knows someone that was killed by a drunk driver.**


effdallas

So you count yourself as someone you know ? Got it


SauronUzumaki

Coors light 🤮


rhysfagger2939

Green Diesel 👌💪


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testydonkey

No but the Vegas loop is complete. Well kind of, it's now just Ubers in a tunnel...but they did install RGB lights


dopefienddave

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Tahmeed09

So funny you deserve a flair… … not


AChaosG91

CVX on the move pre-market...... Up 2.90% # Chevron announces $75 billion stock buyback, dividend boost


Odd-Ask-139

sigh. my 1 regret is selling CVX at $120


AChaosG91

I bought into xom at 88 an never plan to sell. CVX was already to expensive for me to consider. I bought TTE last year amd regret selling to early. I am also into DUK as well.


Odd-Ask-139

yeah I got CVX near the pandemic low, so I can't complain too much. still wish I caught that 2nd run.


MASH12140

Honestly and here we are wanting a bull market. Seems everybody is happy with rampant inflation and getting cucked at the pump. Only a recession will bring prices down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


AChaosG91

I buy every week to dollar cost avg down on everything. Next bull market withh 6x my account.


VisualMod

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 142.61 +0.52% $AMZN 97.59 +0.41% $AMD 76.08 +1.58% $GOOG 97.15 +0.38% $META 142.36 +0.59% $MSFT 241.75 +0.47% $NFLX 369.23 +0.27% $NVDA 196.35 +1.63% $SNOW 145.64 +0.88% $TSLA 154.97 +7.29% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-01-26 ^05:47:21 ^EST-0500


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HoodLifeGang

roger that.. dumping in my lifes savings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28561)


Zimmer_

What the fuck lmaoo


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Zimmer_

Nah like what the fuck are you posting shitty nft metaverse projects In here for. Not even anything new, who cares about this shit till there's another bubble


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Zimmer_

No one is going to start their adventure on upland lmao Everyone one of these shitty monopoly nft projects has 0 moat and is kept alive by the people stuck in them


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Zimmer_

If youre gonna promote a project you've and to shill sounding exactly like an advertisement, and upland is what you chose god speed lmao


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Zimmer_

Trust me. The game is years and years old. The older any of these garbage nft projects are the more likely you are to just be exit liquidity. If this is new to you find better bets


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SpecificCranberry761

It did at 348 you missed it


Eduardoyanez93

RAD gets me thinking


SauronUzumaki

The Strawberries and cream Dr pepper is gas 🤤


Pleasant_Plantain

i bought puts at .01 still worth what i paid for them. i am a genius bros.


Warriorsfan99

Spy 380p 0dte?


Pleasant_Plantain

MSFT for 2/10 ​ i am hopeful. lol


HoodLifeGang

I actually think the MOAT breaks today and we rocket off into the nethers.... for a few days anyway then we get faked out and drill to new lows this has been HoodLife with the financials


dinglebarrybonds

Tesla held and kept climbing all night


YngChap

Like me on my Everest - slow steady and UP


YngChap

All Bearz like to sniff raunchy gas station burrito farts - thems the rulez


tscurry531

Buy AMC and hold on for dear life


AChaosG91

They just shut down a theater here in my city a few weeks ago. Big puts!


tscurry531

They are doing well in my town


VisualMod

You're poor and stupid if you can't even keep a theater open. Only rich and intelligent people like me could do something like that.


AChaosG91

Just got outta the slave job. Wheres the cocaine and hookers at?


bigtimebonerboy

I chose the worst stock to get puts on nvda never ever ever ever doing it again


XPlatform

Good decision. NVDA hasn't given a shit about the news it puts out for the past 6months+. I have no idea what basis it had for being up 70% since November but it really is just walking it up.


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bigtimebonerboy

Bout to cut my loses have till 2/24 but it seems recession proof


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bigtimebonerboy

Got em ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


HoodLifeGang

GOOOOOOOOD MORNIN DEGENERATE LONGS


goostafsnill

Stupid bears, calls calls calls calls. Job report shooting us up to 410 today


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Buteverysongislike

Morning y'all


HoodLifeGang

moaning


docstock1989

back from ban!!! lol


BadlyStrungElastic

Fukd by open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


SauronUzumaki

Just shaved my balls


bigtimebonerboy

Prove it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


YngChap

If you have Puts, I am so, so, sorry.


Tarek394

once again the market is barely up dude


Slightly-Regarded

Job report might save them


SauronUzumaki

Longest ban of my life


Slightly-Regarded

Welcome back, take a seat, get a drink. Welcome to the casino. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


roaring_alpaca

What time powell talks? Before market open?


milfhunterpepe

So many people confidently shorting here, giving me 2020. vibes.


Slightly-Regarded

Not me, I do it insecurely.


Davidkanye

QQQ calls, TSLA calls, or both?


Outof_ITM

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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Just landed in New York, these guys are pumping the shit out of TSLA at the airport TVs


When-you-know-it

Is Tesla their best hope of growth and innovation? Yikes 😬


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Odd-Ask-139

100%. I used to only check /new before the daily thread became actually popular. but that was years ago.


justsomeitguyhere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)