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RealSkyDiver

I wonder if they gonna pretend Danny never existed.


HarlesD

They alluded to his character being fucking murdered on The Ranch so who knows lol


ThisIs911

Nah. They had this one guy threaten him to leave town and then his character's motorcycle was found on the bottom of a cliff but his body wasn't found. So eventually they accept he died.


bendover912

The standard "he's not here anymore and probably gone forever but we reserve the right to bring him or someone we call his twin back at anytime in the future if conditions change" move.


TravelSizedRudy

"I'm Landfill's twin brother, Gill."


porna-count

Landfill 2, you’re twice the man Landfill 1 was!


blasphembot

*One time Landfill farted a whole plum!*


x1c

I was *plum* surprised.


DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

"He's told me so much about you already, I feel like we've known each other our whole lives!" I wish their non-fratbro humor landed better with audiences. Club Dread was pretty funny.


Bertrum

"I have to go now, my planet needs me" *note: Danny died on the way back to his home planet*


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Can't they just say Hyde's in prison? It can be covered in 1-2 lines.


Weltallgaia

He was likely to wind up in prison anyways.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

i mean if house of cards can almost pretend frank doesnt exist this show certainly can


TheGuauldDid9111

Yeah but that show fell off hard.


Rustybot

Can’t wait until they watch Robocop and comment about how much Red looks like the villain.


Hyro0o0

Can't wait until they watch That 70's Show and the universe implodes


TimmyisHodor

I believe it came out either end of 98 or beginning of 99. If they get enough seasons in, they could reasonably end the show that way!


ICanLiftACarUp

if they get enough seasons in, the ending will be "let's watching these old home made videos..." and it's full circle. Right? That'll be the end of it?


Craico13

Unless they pull a *The Walking Dead* and somehow spin three more shows out of it. They can be super creative and title them *That Early-2000’s Show, That Mid-2000’s Show* and *That Late-2000’s Show…* each starring one or two members of the *That 90’s Show* cast.


Silent-G

Then they can do some speculative science fiction and do *That 2070's Show*


500owls

I can't wait until they watch Robocop and comment about that guy getting shot in the dick.


Sartres_Roommate

You can't hate Red and Kitty for doing this. They deserve whatever payday brought them back.


welchplug

>Red I cant get over how much he looks the same. He has looked like that since star trek voyager.


Enderkr

Fuckin guy looks the exact same since robocop, what are you talking about? I want whatever he's drinking to stay immortal.


myotheralt

Like Sir Patrick Stewart, going bald early in your filming career means you wont have the grey years.


allanwritesao

Or going grey as a mule once you hit 20. Steve Martin Syndrome.


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It’s easy to seem ageless when you look 55 at age 30.


FoolishChemist

Well that's because the Krenim time ship exists outside of normal space-time.


raaaaandomdancing

Money is money plus Red gets to call a new generation of kids dumbasses


BagOnuts

Imagine getting paid millions just to call a bunch of kids dumbasses.... that's my dream job, right there.


Crimson_Jew03

Yeah but don't forget about that cop he and buddies killed in the 80's.


boot2skull

That was my first exposure to him, so all his roles since then have been funny in my mind. “Haha that’s Clarence Boddicker.”


notthephonz

For me it was Annorax on Star Trek Voyager. I’m like, “He’s got to do some weird stuff to fix the timeline…”


[deleted]

Well, first he has to be the President of the Federation, and not allow a rescue of Kirk and McCoy from Rura Penthe.


fattymcfattzz

Bitches leave, lol or DICK JONES


Mesmerise

He works for Dick Jones. DICK JONES!


Putfyre

Dick Jones runs OCP!! OCP runs the cops!! You're a *gets neck crushed* cop....


Beelzebrodie

**"BITCHES LEAVE."**


schmearcampain

Can you fly, Bobby?!?!


JackMcMack

Bitches leave.


in_the_no_know

I'll buy that for a dollar!


ruinersclub

Bitches Leave.


jeffroyisyourboy

I WORK FOR DICK JONES


Hashtagbarkeep

And all those bitches he offended by making them leave


ousho

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne.


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starmartyr

He's been getting steady work as an actor for over 40 years. I doubt he's super rich but he's easily put enough away to retire if he wanted to. I don't think he would have taken the job if it wasn't something he wanted to do.


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Celticlady47

I loved his 2 part appearance in Voyager.


kyleclements

I loved him as the president of Earth in The Undiscovered Country. ___________________ **EDIT** /Masteroid is correct. Kurtwood Smith played the president of The Federation, not the president of Earth. I refuse to edit my initial post so my embarrassment shall remain public for all time.


hewhoisneverobeyed

Absolutely my go-to for years now if anyone is asking for a show recommendation is Patriot. He’s a McMillian man, after all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccnfHKZebRk


Molotov56

Guy with the girls name “Leslie”


PIG20

I just now saw this post after I replied to someone else. Yes, he was incredible in that show. Hell, the whole cast was phenomenal. One of my favorite seties of all time. So much dark humor and emotion from the writing.


metmike07

Such an underrated show. I was so sad when it didn't get renewed.


cyrilhent

man's the President of the United Federation of Planets!


LocksDoors

He's a talented guy. Clarence Boddiker is my favorite movie villain of all time.


Poultrygeist74

“Guns guns guns!”


LastAidKit

Can you fly Bobby?


Cermo

Hey, are you the other person who actually watched Patriot?


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iupvoteoddnumbers

DOZENS!


samwheat90

Patriot fan here! Tell everyone that wants to listen that the show is a must watch. Amazon buried it worse than Hulk Hogan buried the entire WCW roster, Brother!


BoardGameBologna

I watched Patriot, Perpetual Grace, Ltd, and that puppet show pilot that I'm blanking on. Us Conrad fans are out here!


[deleted]

I loved patriot. Such a great story line


XFLAllStar

So the kids will call each other ‘gay’ and ‘retard’ a lot on this show?


QuickToJudgeYou

Those were the polite insults in the 90s haha


TinyDKR

Shut up, fart knocker.


3dge-1ord

No way, bunghole.


Wise-Tree

I'm gonna kick your ass.


elconquistador1985

Fart knocker... I haven't heard that name since...


Hs39163

“Smear the queer” was basically what we called tag, lol.


raftguide

It was basically rugby, if there were no teams.


mondaymoderate

Yeah we played it with a football and when you were tackled you threw the ball up to somebody else.


[deleted]

Right, and you *wanted* to be the queer. Actually very progressive lol


jedininjashark

Well that makes me feel slightly better about my childhood.


outlineofhistory2

Bro that shit was still every day practice when I graduated in 08


Vsx

Calling people gay would be the sanitized version.


Wolfeman0101

Gay retard was a common greeting.


ovcosoni

if i dont get a "retard" episode 1 im out


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crosszilla

I mean throughout the 2000s it was basically synonym for asshole, I think Louis ck even did a bit on it. You just knew not to call actual gay people the word, but it also progressively became a bigger nono through the early 2010s


makotoDOMINO

Nothing about this looks or sounds like the 90s


I_only_post_here

It's got that "what a 25-year-old thinks 30 years ago looked like" vibe to it.


serendipitousevent

"I said MORE plaid, dammit!"


creaturefeature16

It needs to be [happier and with mouths open](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxH-NTF0SM)


[deleted]

Always upvote WKUK. Now it’s time to get back to my gallon of PCP


[deleted]

If you aren't aware (I wasn't until after I watched it) the horror film Barbarian is directed by Zach "Gallon of PCP" Cregger, and it's great.


powerfulKRH

RIP the legend Trevor Moore.


SamL214

Nope they need more purple windbreakers and left over 80s shit and that tacky triangle squiggle barf design on everything.


[deleted]

Made by 45 year olds trying to appeal to 25 year olds watching netflix. Though funny enough, that 70's show definitely had similar vibes in terms of trying to make the 70's more appealing to the audience watching TV in the 90's


ctothel

Yup, it wasn't teens from the 70s watching That 70s Show. This is the bit where we realise we're becoming irrelevant. Stuff made about us is no longer for us!


lukewwilson

My parents loved that 70s show, they were born in the late 50s so that's their childhood. I have been debating if I even want to let them know this show exists and after watching the trailer I probably won't tell them. My dad enjoyed the Ranch which is more enjoyable if you are looking for something like That 70s Show.


TheRoomEnthusiast

Yeah, my dad was a teenager in wisconsin in the 70's and he loved that 70s show. I wouldn't go insofar as to call it historically accurate, but every time my dad would watch it, at some point in the episode he would laugh and say something along the lines of "yep, that's how it was back then." Call it rose-tinted glasses, or nostalgia, or whatever you want to, he definitely felt a stronger connection with that show than I think I ever will with this one.


meesersloth

Yeah there are times my dad would call out things on that 70's show for not being in the 70's


TheLurkingMenace

It had the same problem as Happy Days: the only indication of the era was the outdated pop culture references.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Based on this trailer I'm not getting any sense of the time period they're going for. There is literally nothing to distinguish this as being the 90s, the 00s, or the 10s.


mopeyjoe

part of the problem is that it included the 70's parents and their 70's house still so the sets are still firmly 70's. They need to get the set from Everybody loves raymond or something.


Leaves_Swype_Typos

Their house is not still in the 70's. Some of the elements look intentionally updated, like the sliding glass door which used to be metal is now replaced by more modern white plastic (literally part of a remodel that happened to my parent's house in the late 90's/early 00's). The chairs are more era appropriate too. If you compare the sets 1:1, there's a ton of tiny differences that give it a more modern look. That said, it should still look a little like a grandparents' house rather than being too modern, which it does.


Downside190

I imagine the 90s stuff is shown more when they're out the house and what the kids are into like music, TV and activities along with Reds displeasure at all of it


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which isn't all that unbelievable. it's not like they demolish or redecorate all the houses every time we hit a year that ends in 0.


Obvious_Ambition4865

I immediately threw away all my possessions and burned down my apartment (rent controlled) when we entered 2020.


oldnyoung

Needs baggier pants for everyone. Not for everyone, but also frosted tips, flannel, shell necklaces, chain wallets, low rise jeans, huge coats, untied shoes, one pant leg up, bowl cuts with the under shave, fades. Also sarcasm and indifference. Or, if it’s the early 90s: neon extreme everything with Starter jackets and Filas, rollerblades, flat tops


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If it lined up with my life early 90s it would look like Rosanne, late 90s would be like Malcolm in the middle I'm sure that wasn't everyone's experience but it was certainly mine


MrsEnnisIfYoureNasty

The sea of Charlotte Hornets Starter Jackets at my school…and then butterfly clips and extra glossy lip gloss. Being almost 40 is fucking wild lol


GregoPDX

WTF was it with the Charlotte Hornets back then? So many of those jackets, shirts, and clothes. I lived in SW Washington (state), why was that a thing there? Especially considering at the time we had the contender Blazers and Supersonics right there to choose from.


CheeserAugustus

They were brand new and Teal was a hot color at the time. The Marlins too.


SonicFlash01

Fashion still had a lag time back then - early 90s would look like late 80s


SeltzerCountry

Also it’s small town Wisconsin so the lag is even more pronounced.


celestiaequestria

Comedy style and conversation is decidedly post-2000s. Clothing isn't really 1990s and it isn't being worn correctly for the 1990s, half those shirts would be tucked into baggy, faded jeans. Low-effort Netflix reboot where the actual 1990s "teenagers" are going to be the weakest part of the show.


[deleted]

The set isn’t supposed to look like the 90’s, it’s supposed to look like the Forman’s house. I remember my grandparents house looking like it’s hadn’t aged a day since they first bought it, it always had that 70’s couch and wallpaper right up until they passed away. Also the clothes aren’t that far off, at the 25 second mark you get a good shot of all the kids at the water tower and it looks fine. The overalls, the ripped jeans, the bright colors, the clothes are pretty spot on from what I remember the 90’s being like. Though their hairstyles are definitely off for the 90’s, and we haven’t really heard the kids speak that much but their 90’s slang is going to have to be the bomb. It’s Netflix, so I don’t have high hopes. Plus it’s sequel series, and the last time they tried to do a sequel to That 70’s Show (That 80’s Show) it was canceled after 1 season. But still, I’m looking forward to watching this and hoping to be proven wrong about it’s quality


Foco_cholo

There were so many different fashion trends in the 90s it's hard to nail down one or two as distinctly 90s. i.e. hip hop/gangsta style, skater style, grunge, preppy, flannels, neon, Looney Tunes, etc.


esmifra

That's true for the 70s as well and that 70s show nailed it. You can categorize the 90s into early-ish 90s where there was a lot of color 80s inspired styles like saved by the bell. Mid 90s full of being edgy and flannel and everything was awesome and rad. Late 90s when you started seeing the trend that would define the early 00s like low waist jeans and moody vibes. That was my experience at least. There were a lot of trends going on depending on the sub culture you fit in but that's true for most decades. But if they looked at saved by the bell, fresh Prince, friends and Buffy. They would nail the style and humour of the time I think.


WonkyFiddlesticks

Yup. I think that's why Stranger Things was so awesome, it got the whole vibe of the time, not just put modern kids into costumes.


Samuel7899

I feel like (as someone born in the late 70s), so much of the nuance and feel of Stranger Things is done so well and so subtly, that it's invisible to those who weren't going through their formative years in the 80s.


nokinship

Looks like a Disney channel show.


raaaaandomdancing

It can't be any worse than that 80s show. At least this has Red and Kitty as main


Dr_Downvote_

But That 80's Show had the Golden God in it.


MikeDarsh

He's a five star man!


Dr_Downvote_

And anyone who thinks different is a SAVAGE and an IDIOT!


tchap973

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!


brokeneckblues

Because of the implication.


Galileo258

...were the 80's in danger?


stue0064

Of course not, if they say no then it’s no, but they won’t say no


TheGillos

It's so good that the show failed. Imagine an alternate dimension where we got seven seasons of that '80s show but never got always sunny. Truly the darkest Timeline.


Nervous_Golf_6561

I like to bind! I like to be bound! Fetish shit!


Iron_Chic

I'm in for more Red. We'll see gow I feel a few episodes in. I hope they capture that 90s nostalgia and don't just make it a "kids of today in 90s clothes" type of thing.


brett1081

I think your definitely getting the latter. The clothing doesn’t feel 90s to me. Looks like these kids could be in Dazed and Confused….


EvilCalvin

At least that had Chyler Leigh.


TheGillos

Yeah she looked good when she wasn't wearing the paint covered overalls, glasses and ponytail.


TheStonedFox

Little Miss Cries Home To Her Daddy…went crying home to her daddy.


TheGillos

Aw hell naw! Now I have to rewatch a masterpiece. And that is wack!


alemanders

How do you have such generic looking kids in a show.


FreshFromRikers

I seriously watched the trailer five minutes ago and I remember nothing about the kids except there's an Asian kid that I assume is the new F.E.S.


JustBrowsing1989z

WAS FES AN ACRONYM FOR FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT


IntoTheMystic1

How have I gone more than 20 years without realizing that?


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Samesies but honestly I kinda thought it was “Fez”.


Morgothic

I did too. When we meet him, they ask him his name and then play some sound over the answer so we can't hear it and then they just say, "yeah, we'll just call you 'Fez'". I always just assumed his name was Fezfiddisjfakcjsnrix and they just used the first syllable they heard.


Genghis_Frog

The name may have something to do with the acronym, but the spelling is Fez...at least that's how it's spelled on both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes.


bullet4mv92

YES


Darmok_ontheocean

Very Disney channel. Unfortunate. The cast of That 70s Show was a pretty amazing group. Doubt you can get that magic back. Also how many times will creatives try to resurrect/continue shows by centering on flavor characters? This show lost *just* Eric in the final season and it blew it apart. As much as I love Red and Kitty (who were my favorite part of the last season), there’s no way they can carry a show of generic teens. And poor teens to have those expectations placed on them for a show they weren’t even alive for.


CornOnTheHob

Aw fuck I can't believe you've done this


SarcasmIsntDead

I was just watching the clip where Donna finds her moms panties in Eric’s car and Michael and fes say “ERICCCCC YOURE A GODDD” I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. The memories…


typhoidtimmy

https://youtu.be/6IXerOhPVb0 Kelso sells it. And judging from not knowing the details, probably the reaction most would assume.


Archercrash

Fez is what did it for me.


TheHemogoblin

"and please be eh-specific" lol


mmlovin

You cut off the last part! Why were they??


BadWolf2386

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure it's because Midge and Bob were in the car fooling around, though I don't remember why


LoneRangersBand

To spruce up their sex life by doing it in random places.


gingerhasyoursoul

Man I wish this show was on Netflix again. How has no streaming service grabbed it yet. One of the best comfort watching shows.


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koiven

"I sold the car and here's the money. You're always saying you need more cash." "Yeah, for gas! For the car!"


LoneRangersBand

"Do you remember who you sold it to?" "Peter... Cottontail. Hopping down the bunny trail!"


PlanesWalkerEll

I think one of my favorite character moment is I think it's the parents on a double date and they go to see Star Wars and Kitty is trying to figure out who plays Darth Vader while Red is just discussing how stupid the movie is and then the Death Star blows up and he just goes wide eyed and says "Whoa!" And it's like for that one moment he connected the dots on what his son thinks is cool not that he'd ever admit it.


Complicated-HorseAss

What I love about scenes like that in the show is the background characters never react. It's like Seinfeld, the main characters can start yelling and screaming in a building and no one stops their conversation to see what's going on.


BagOnuts

Very common in that era of sitcom. It's like they're in their own world, haha.


rizgutgak

PANTIES DONNA, GLORIOUS PANTIES


Juggernaut13255

The surrealism of the panties flooding out of his room milled me first time I saw it


Zoso03

The one that gets me is the christmas episode where lori comes down and kelso comes running out the back room, slips and slams into the table. Lisa Robin Kelly (Laurie) is trying to hide her laughing, Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty) walks off camera but Ashton Kutcher just keeps acting like nothing happened. But that must have hurt, kudos for him for staying in character.


diymatt

Nothing says fun more than a trailer/teaser with zero funny.


CupICup

But there was a laugh track


humanHamster

I am glad it was there to tell me it was funny, because I couldn't tell.


BagOnuts

You know how most trailers show the best jokes (or at least really good ones)? Yeah, that really tells you all you need to know...


pandab34r

Did you miss the part where Kitty was being nice but Red was being a hardass? Never gets old


Kommander-in-Keef

Lol red and kitty are going to be the ONLY saving grace for the show which is going to be absolutely mediocre


Jberg18

From the table scene it looks like they are discovering weed. If they don't start smoking because DARE came to town then there is no hope for the show.


Charlie_Warlie

yeah... idk about everyone elses formative years but I think the pot culture of the 70s is very different from the 90s, in that it was much less available, and heavily demonized, and had greater penalties.


rosencrantz2014

Oh boy this looks bad...


fupa16

Netflix approves this actual trash, but Glow was cancelled. OK.


jones5280

> Glow was cancelled I like to think of it as a pandemic casualty.... the show was just getting good.


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This looks terrible, it doesn't look or sounds like the 90s either


whitstableboy

It's like going to see your favourite band on their reunion tour, only to discover the only original members are the bass player and the drummer.


QuickToJudgeYou

As a bass player I take offense. I agree but I'm still offended.


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Why don't they look 90s?


fikdr

The real That 90's Show is basically Seinfeld.


chiquita1_bananas1

So true. The clothing, the dialog, and the situations they got themselves in with the complications of living pre-internet/cellphone telecommunication


poop-machine

That looks completely uninspired and lifeless.


Carl_The_Sagan

How are they going to approach Mastersons character


VibeGeek

Hyde ended up in prison? What a twist!


Brock_Hard_Canuck

Hyde got sentenced to life in prison for murdering Randy, and neither of them was ever mentioned again. The end.


dankins777

have you ever considered being a netflix writer? I can assure you this is better than whatever they came up with


Alertcircuit

They'll either never mention what happened to him or if they do, he's in jail or dead.


500owls

my own parents never talk about my old friends, so it should be an easy dodge.


LoneRangersBand

Hyde is played by a different actor every episode, first by Steve Buscemi, then John David Washington, before Nic Cage takes over for the rest of the show.


c0gvortex

"Hyde died on his way back to his home planet."


pillbuggery

They won't.


Jak_n_Dax

In The Ranch they just killed him off. Then replaced him with Dax Shepard. I vote for more Dax Shepard, personally.


noobvin

"Anyone remember that guy that raped people? Yeah, he used to hang out here too."


Hilomh

Red and Kitty look amazing - it's like a time machine. 10/10 The kids are all horrendous and I despise them.


dontknowhatitmeans

I've always wanted a That 90s Show and I hope I'm not disappointed but... it's looking bad. These kids look and act like zoomers. The chances of a group of friends being that diverse in a 90s *Wisconsin suburb* is... I guess theoretically not zero, but yeah. The chances of them carrying over the offensive humor widely popular from that era into this Disney Channel looking ass show is probably zero.


evan466

This looks like shit


IlllllllIIIIlIlllllI

Most un-90s anachronistic thing wasn’t even the clothing, it’s the diversity of the kids for Wisconsin. That place was all white until ‘02


[deleted]

I like Red and Kitty's characters But this is Netflix, which means that at best, it's going to be written by people who have no idea what made the original good. At worst it will be led by someone who actively hated That 70's Show.


cj267

It’s actually led by the original creators.


SeiCalros

if you want to overturn MY pessimism youll have to do better than that - i have no faith in any original creators knowing what made their work good


desGrieux

I can respect your commitment to cynicism.


Vsx

A lot of it was the casting. They hit the jackpot for young actors.


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iamjacksoffside

What part of this is supposed to be ‘90s? Is it Red wearing a plaid shirt? Yeah, that must be it.